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1081135 No. 1081135 ID: ab6c3e hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

Your talents were recognized at a very young age. A grand destiny stretched ahead of you, and your adolescence was dedicated to the training that would be required to claim it - a task that only you could do. Your family, your teachers, and countless other people were all behind you - standing on their shoulders as you moved forward to grasp your fate, to change the world.

But you threw it away. Fled into the night, and continued to run until all of the hopes, and all of the expectations bled out of you. You wandered, directionless and empty, until you came upon the river. With nothing else in your life, you followed the smallest of compulsions, the only impulse you could find beyond basic survival. You began to follow the river.

Walking along the banks, wading through the shallows, and even laying in the water to drift downstream brought you a calm and even an inkling of satisfaction. A sense that maybe you could find a purpose and a new future, to erase the absence that was all you had left.

You opted to take the name of the River for your new start, but having wandered so far and so blindly you had no idea what its name even was. And so, you simply settled on "River."
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No. 1083193 ID: ab6c3e
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1083193

You chat a bit with Rutu about the lay of the land. It sounds like this is mostly a farming town built up around an old monastery near the lake, but that in the last 20 or so years it has become a stop traders would make when traveling up the twin rivers.

A lot of the farmers, including their family, live on the northwest bank of the Nanfang Qingren, which feeds the lake from the south. The Monastery is east of the town, which lise on the south bank of the Xibu Qingren that feeds the lake from the east. There's a main road that heads down toward where most of the farms are, and most of the people in the region are farmers that live within a few miles of it - if you go much farther west of town or across either river you mostly find solitary hunters or people that aren't much interested in living in a community.

"You mentioned Yu?" You ask, "I met him by the river, and he showed me the way to town."

"Oh, yes!" Rutu pipes up, "He's a quiet boy that wandered in a few years back. His shack is in the lee of a hill near our farm, so he's basically our neighbor!"

Li chimes in, "Always seemed a bit shady, but he's good people. Helped us out a few times when we needed it."

You nod, "He helped me out, too. I was accosted by a ruffian in the woods, and he took care of it."

Rutu nods, "That sounds like Yu all right. He's a moody boy, but he can look pretty scary when somebody tries to get rough with people around him." Li nods, and starts to say something, before Rutu suddenly yelps "Wait, ruffians in the woods?! Did you tell the magistrate?"

"Magistrate?"
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No. 1083195 ID: fa3034

Pay a visit to the antelope, he might have an idea of where there might be work.
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No. 1083196 ID: 75b262

>>1081940
Now that we've met the otters, time for the antelope!
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No. 1083210 ID: 7c1f1c

An antelope with a laborer's build, but wanting exercise bodes ill for finding work. That does offer an opening for conversation, though; you're looking for work, and was wondering if he's had any luck in his search.

The presence of the magistrate could make things thorny in the future. You want to keep the town safe, and informing them of the highwayman's presence, especially if he's only one of a band, could help. But if an Imperial agent could connect you back to your origins, then we want to inform discreetly.
Mention the encounter with the highwayman to the antelope, as well, and try to get the rumor mill going. Surely, someone will bring the matter to the magistrate upon hearing of it. It might be prudent to mention that Yu fought off the highwayman without saying you were there to witness it.
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No. 1083234 ID: 69ab37

>>1083210
If you want to start rumors without tying the story to yourself, you should talk with the drunks. Play up the excitement of Yu fighting off a huge bandit, by the morning they won't remember the boring details like who told them the story.


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1076588 No. 1076588 ID: 3286d2 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

This quest is NSFW.
A few notes about this quest:
- Suggestions can be made to any "on-stage" crew members, not just whoever the narration is following at the time.
- In the event that the perspective is quickly shifting among multiple groups, all members of the groups can be treated as on-stage. (This may or may not happen, just allowing for the possibility.)
- Questions/comments directed at characters will be treated as part of their internal monologue.


We're starving.
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No. 1076834 ID: eb0a9c

I'd say you should find a habitable death-world and live there.
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No. 1076842 ID: dd3fe0

>>1076834

Things can be 'habitable' but absolutely miserable. Consider: massive, constant natural disasters. Wrong day/night cycle. Wrong gravity. Very radioactive. No land that's not covered in water, or no freshwater anywhere. Wrong temperature. Wrong amount of air pressure. Not enough magnetosphere (see aforementioned radiation). Wrong soil composition. Wrong year length. Wrong temperatures. It isn't JUST giant monsters that are trying to eat you, which can be fought militarily if you are badass enough, that make a deathworld into a deathworld. It's fantastically easier to make a comfortable space station than it is to make a comfortable, livable outpost on a deathworld (at the bottom of a gravity well no less!), if such is a world that no one actually goes to because it is horrible, even if it is technically 'habitable' and technically within some arbitrary egghead's categorization 'limits'.
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No. 1079788 ID: b75427

How much fuel does the ship have? What locations are reachable with our current supplies?
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No. 1079906 ID: 6a89fd

>>1076753
Maybe we have to take risk, maybe a medium sized settlement we could attack? Or a risky job you were offered? This time you and your team could be the ones coming on top.
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No. 1083194 ID: dd3fe0

>>1076842

I guess I got the definition of Deathworlds wrong. Rather than just being 'utterly inhospitable to life', Deathworlds are more worlds that are actively trying to kill you, like a world run by an insane AI and populated by giant, crazed monsters that are vaguely from fantasy and mythology, with nanotech that eats any technology more advanced than some particular fantasy author's conception of 'vaguely medieval'.

And they're marked as Deathworlds, despite being 'totally habitable', because the Galaxy doesn't want to spend the money and effort to clean them up yet.

We don't want to go to one of those, especially because we don't know the rules by which anything marked like that is operating, and also there is specifically *only one way to determine those rules*.

Guess what it is.


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1064733 No. 1064733 ID: a3c1ba hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

You are Puffball.

You are a dragon.

Everything is fine.
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No. 1071571 ID: f9ee19

so like... It seemed like they were just going along with Sally and John at first, but now I'm thinking they might've bought it wholesale, which is a bit awkward...
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No. 1071586 ID: 5fd8a6

Ok the date was fun but this is getting weird.
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No. 1071865 ID: ed041d
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1071865

Name: Dagan

I Am A: Synthetic Dragon

Seeking: She-Dragon

Looking For: Casual Date, Hangouts, Possible sex?

About Me: I'm a single dragon, something called a "replicant" and largely made of synthetic materials. Advanced construction, super strong, and rather flexible. 6 Feet Tall.

Likes: Other dragons, fire, action games, Music, robots, causing a little bit of mischief

Dislikes: Jackasses, people who don't know how to handle weapons properly, EMPs.
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No. 1072610 ID: f2320a

>>1071513
Puffball: "Its a bit like how you guys handle the right and left of the body."
Jhonny: "basically there is a reason why puffball is so round heh". Sally:"she is the stomach of the gang, there is a reason for the ball part of Puffball other then the puffy fur"

Or something like that
Also supporting
>>1071518
Basically living vicariously through others
>>1071517
Makes sense if combined to a extreme degree
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No. 1082372 ID: 2f41db

>>1071513
Commit to the disguise. Tell them youre on a fast-binge-fast diet and its middle heads turn to eat.
If you come clean now theyre gonna think youre sone kind of anti multiheaded dragon bigot mocking them.
I hear folk can get sued for that.


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1007920 No. 1007920 ID: fa8baf hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

A quest about a society recovering from the introduction of both new races, and deeply sinister arcane forces.
Will likely be violent, have horror aesthetics, and potentially could get raunchy.
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No. 1082156 ID: 7ddd7c
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1082156

"AH!" "Jesus christ!" "What the hell, man!" "What happened!?" "Marko was a sorcerer!"
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?
Clue me the fuck in here, because I just saw big crazy blue lightning and then there was a loud bang and now that guy's dead!

>>1057645
>So that guy's associate executed him because he had runaway superpowers or magic or something. If the gunman notices you, you would qualify as a Loose End.
>Time to make yourself scarce, yea?

>>1057678
>Eh. There's at least one other witness. I expect that was a legal action, no need for cleanup. That said, we don't want to be near cult hunters or the resulting police presence from having to report a dead body.

This didn't happen because of me did it? ...Wait, they're not going to do that to me if they find me right!? I know they usually send immortals back, but what if you refuse!?
Shit, okay, yeah, I think I'm going to have to relocate to another part of the city... Mistakes like yesterday can't happen again. And now I gotta figure out what to do with Surrogate, too. Hopefully I won't have to wait too long for him to get back.
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No. 1082158 ID: 273c18

>>1082156
In what way does this change your plans? It had nothing to do with you.

Let's continue watching. Maybe the aftermath can give us some clues as to their motivations and desires.
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No. 1082163 ID: dd3fe0

So, yea, dunno if you did the lightning thing or not. I mean, it could've been the guys superpowers or magic or whatever? That said, you witnessed a killing, whether it was legal or no. Don't draw attention to yourself, quietly make yourself scarce from here.
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No. 1082233 ID: 770f88

I agree with the previous post; staying around is a bad idea; even if you're getting hungry, the night's still young, and if you stay, it's trouble.
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No. 1082243 ID: 8f9bc4

No way it happened because of you. They'd have to chop off your ████ or something, to use your flesh for rune casting. If they used an immortal, it was another immortal, unless you notice any conspicuously missing body parts.

The uh... blood-kaleidoscope doesn't appear except only around the netherbound you were targeting. The netherbound also has a gun, and just murdered a guy, so uh... maybe... try finding another netherbound. This one's a biiit too dangerous to approach.


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1069249 No. 1069249 ID: 127310 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

Cheeky little quest about finding a new job. Will probably contain some violence, and maybe some body horror idk, just be aware.
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No. 1080506 ID: f6204d

Thank the gentleman by kindly feeding him the rest of your sandwich.

Afterwards, inquire about purchasing some of those fancy crocodile heads Inpu appears to collect.

Do take the detoxifying needles away from him as you question him on the matter. They may distract him from the conversation. Offer him one once he tells you where they are stored, though.
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No. 1080527 ID: 8f9bc4

>>1080506

Oh that sounds like a wonderful way to get arrested by an undercover police investigation into a crocodile head taker.
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No. 1080598 ID: f6204d

Why? For not leeting him get sidetracked while we ask him?

Would you rather he purged his system mid conversation?

Pah! Our generosity win out in the end.

Grab that sandwich and tell to open wide, here comes the plane.
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No. 1081605 ID: 127310
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>Thank the gentleman by kindly feeding him the rest of your sandwich.
You would, but you left it back at the bar. Good thing you still haven't paid for it.

>Afterwards, inquire about purchasing some of those fancy crocodile heads Inpu appears to collect.
"At once."

>Do take the detoxifying needles away from him as you question him on the matter. They may distract him from the conversation. Offer him one once he tells you where they are stored, though.
Unfortunately, the needle has vanished as quickly as it appeared.

Horemakhet assists you out of bed and leads you into the next room, which happens to be a neat office. Behind the desk are a number of books on a shelf. To the desk's right is a cabinet with the crocodile heads in it, mummified and painted. To its left is a chair. Horemakhet sits you on the chair and instructs you to wait, leaving through the door he came in.

This might be a long wait, so surely there's little harm in poking around a bit. You could even think of what you want to say and which head you'd prefer before the man in charge meets you.

His desk has a number of trinkets on it. In the middle seems to be a closed diary with a pen lain on the cover.
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No. 1081654 ID: f6204d

Examine the diary and the desk drawers.

Pick the blue head with the ahnk neklace. It's probably the most powerful.


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1062859 No. 1062859 ID: 8be3de hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

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No. 1079290 ID: 56db77

>>1079134
Note to self: memorize some sort of rapid metabolism spell un the future
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No. 1079305 ID: dc13d7

Don't forget to grab the goose carvass too. It's a prince slayer and bloodline ender now, very valuable.

Use Boost Caboose to move that potato weight to your butt.
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No. 1079351 ID: 52fa1e

Quick, say " no hemo" so Limpy stops bleeding.

Then cast the spell for uuh... losing weight fast.
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No. 1079365 ID: 8f9bc4

>>1079351

That would have been a good spell to prepare, last night, before Limpy died just now. Already. Forever. Completely. Never to be raised as a zombie, because who would do that?
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No. 1081427 ID: f2320a

>>1079365
If its the goblins fault for not protecting him can could just jam in the batter for reincarnation/continuation of the bloodline its not like they have tried not doing incest


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1078942 No. 1078942 ID: 127310 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

visual vomit goblin mode quest

content warning for likely violence, blood, and gore
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No. 1079787 ID: ed3442

Let us enter the orb.

We can morph it into two bananas!
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No. 1079852 ID: bc9457

O O O BANANA
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No. 1079853 ID: 80c73b

Rig the orb to fly off in one direction - then while they're chasing it, fly off yourself in the BANANA
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No. 1081361 ID: bffc02

Why, you should know what you are. Go for the banana ship!
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No. 1081394 ID: eb0a9c

Banana ship is a trap. They knew you'd crave that one and would put bombs in it.

Space Plane.


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1074180 No. 1074180 ID: aef6e4 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

Condolencegratulations! The Empire has recognized your politically inconvenient unique contributions and will punish reward you with exile an opportunity to explore a newly discovered, potentially habitable world.

Everybody roll up third level Pathfinder 1e characters, 4d6 drop one for ability scores.
Initially available classes are:
Cleric (theoretician, ideological troublemaker),
Rogue (engineer, surgeon, practical troublemaker),
and Monk (milspec full cyborg, maintenance burden).

You'll be discovering the basics of magic as you go, including a nonstandard spell list, so to start with, rather than specific spells and domains, clerics should just pick one of https://questden.org/wiki/Please_do_not_Take_these_Organs#The_Old_Gods and one from among the set [envy, gluttony, lust, greed, pride, sloth, wrath].

Destination will be revealed once ten characters are ready. Multiple characters per player is acceptable.

Instead of D&D-style starting equipment, you'll be driving a solar-powered all-terrain tour bus, submersible to 30 atmospheres, complete with automated sickbay, machine shop, flying scout drones... almost everything you might need. Emphasis on "almost." The ATV's regenerative life support can provide fresh air and water indefinitely, but if you want to eat anything besides barely-palatable MREs, gotta either forage at the destination, or count it toward somebody's personal-baggage allotment.
Within that 50lb-per-person limit, any and all present-day or plausible near-future equipment (in GURPS terms, TL 9, no superscience) is potentially available. Tactical nuclear warheads are not recommended, and the smallest type viable at that tech level is well over 50lb, so in order to bring one, two
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No. 1081046 ID: 3f01d5

rolled 18, 2, 7, 2, 6, 1, 18, 4, 5, 17, 6, 3, 14, 14, 9, 1, 19, 9, 9, 14 = 178

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No. 1081235 ID: aef6e4

>>1080967
>Rolling spellcraft to attempt to identify the magic item.
Reading the dweomer directly would require a spell for the active scan, and the appropriate general-purpose version is not one which Yrja has prepared. However, those decorative elements provide clues toward a possible alternative. Oak leaves often symbolize endurance or persistence; butcher's-broom is a type of laurel and so, worn on the head, represents victory; and yew, especially when paired with black pearl, signifies death.
> rolled 11
> no ranks in Knowledge (Religion)
Whether the three taken together are meant to represent an enduring victory over death or the inevitable victory OF death is debatable, particularly with so little immediate cultural context to work from, but either way it implies another, more readily available, aura spectrum which might reveal what you want to know. Willing to try casting Detect Undead?

>Rarii isn't keen to climb into the mud pit
Only reasonable way to avoid it while leaving the immediate area would be to exit via the rear door, walk the length of the roof, then climb down the rain-slick front bumper.
>>1080830
As the catgirl is getting ready, Waffles reaches out of the maintenance crawlspace and clips a tiny accessory onto one of her boots: an "ankle alert" brand safety sensor, printed earlier from open-source templates. Vibrates to warn the wearer if it detects dangerous levels of radiation or heavier-than-air toxic gasses (which would, naturally,
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No. 1081269 ID: 965bce

rolled 2, 3, 19, 4, 17, 19, 18, 3, 3, 18, 12, 1, 15, 12, 5, 10, 1, 11, 18, 15 = 206

>>1081235
>Willing to try casting Detect Undead?
Sure. Knowledge!

> Patrolling fashionista does manage to find and capture some sort of pie-plate-sized tree-dwelling albino crab - two meals worth of meat, assuming it's safe to eat, or possibly other uses.
"Sea food!" The catgirl exclaims. "Er, tree food?"

Our first non-plant non-skull-face sample of alien life! Sticking the crab in a bucket and then in the medical scanner to see what it can tell us seems reasonable. See if it's toxic. Or too smart to eat.
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No. 1081277 ID: eb0a9c

rolled 20, 17, 13, 18, 17, 18, 10, 3, 1, 18, 6, 17, 1, 17, 8, 16, 8, 7, 16, 15 = 246

>excess wood
Waffle has an idea.
She fabricates a hill of arrow signposts, then has the other members plant them in random spots around the area. Then she crafts a plastic plaque in Empire Standard giving exact directions based on the pronounced shapes of the arrows. The directions lead to the signpost with the buried treasure, which is a small care package consisting of a week's worth of rations, directions on where the ATV is heading next, and the comm badge Sparrow discarded.
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No. 1081282 ID: aef6e4

>>1081269
>Knowledge!
>rolled 2
Too much interference from whatever Aurio's doing, and maybe something underground. Try again tomorrow.
>in a bucket
>rolled 3
Haven't got a bucket big enough, but holding it upside-down and faced away from you is sufficient to prevent effective resistance.
>rolled 19, 4, 17, 19, 18
Improvised intelligence testing while tree crab is confined in the automed... no response to various communication attempts, unless you count attacking the blinking light. Tool-use puzzles mostly resulted in attempts to eat whichever components were within reach. Hard to be absolutely sure, of course, but between all that, and patterns in what the medical scanners tentatively identified as traces of nerve activity, reasonably confident it's way down there with fruit flies, koalas, or earthworms, and doesn't even feel pain.
Biochemically it's pretty weird. Copper-based blood. Muscles and connective tissue make extensive use of an amino acid previously known only from obscure microbes, while several common components are seemingly entirely absent, so if rations ran out and you tried to live on tree-crab meat alone, there'd soon be problems related to malnutrition. No apparent serious toxins, though, and when a slip-up with the lab glassware released fumes from a tissue sample which had been heated enough to caramelize, it smelled absolutely delicious.


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921285 No. 921285 ID: c52d35 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Wiki: https://tgchan.org/wiki/Bloom

Can love bloom, even in the research lab?
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No. 1074196 ID: 18f31a

You have my full permition to eat all the meat.

Then have quick bath, sing a bit on the shower, and put on the dress.

It's time.
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No. 1074197 ID: 34a1b1

Ok, there's nothing wrong with that hair, it's a bit strange looking and that green is usually awful but the gradient you ended up with and your already strange hair work well together making it exotic instead of strange.

Just prepare yourself mentally. You're going to go outside, be around people, and talk about yourself. Talking should come easy, you have a plethora of grand adventure to draw on. Maybe practice a bit since vocalization isn't your strong suit. Avoid getting too drawn into your emotional state because that's what'll draw you into talking about the constant gnawing hunger and all the other things that'll make normies run.
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No. 1080727 ID: 8d26ce

>>1074188
How about some coffee as pick me up? There’s no time for a nap it seems so that might be best course of action.

Honestly your hair is mostly fine. The dyed parts show you tried something and they don’t seem bad. Just make sure to straighten it if possible?
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No. 1080728 ID: 880c37

Even if it's a spinoff MORE BLOOM WOO! Play off stressed/tired as nerves. Say you're worried how well the date will go. Lot of guys find that to be a female thing to do. Go fix your hair and remember the joke.
>Yeah, at least then the guy would probably know that you are less monster and more "thing that cries for no reason"
>That's called a woman. Hey-oh!
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No. 1080730 ID: 273c18

>>1074188
Try styling your hair a little, clean up the little bit of mess you got on you, then do some exercises until it's time to leave.


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1067229 No. 1067229 ID: 753464 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Help a cat overcome her fear of hospitals

Among other fears...
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No. 1076964 ID: 8f9bc4

>>1076960

Oh I thought the Fennec and "Rosa" were separate puppets. And um, the Horse and "Malcom". Thanks.
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No. 1076979 ID: 8f9bc4

Try in order of the numbers in the 4 corners "Malcom," Giraffe, "Rosa," and Alligator, with "You" in the middle.
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No. 1076981 ID: 8f9bc4

>>1076979
Alternatively, swap "Rosa" and "You." If that doesn't work, I don't know.
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No. 1078243 ID: 435f13

Take the Hoof Putty and add it to your inventory. Then try moving the metal shelf and going through the door.
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No. 1080322 ID: deecc8

1Rosa 2Daley 3Astrid 4Malcolm, Cat in the middle. Are you sure you don't have antlers, maybe check in the mirror.
Looking back there sure has been a lot of people going missing, silent etc. wonder if they are still alive.


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