Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/12/03(Thu)15:11 No. 85305 ID: fa4818
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>"y'know I think grinding is a good idea, i'm feeling all hot and bothered."

>"W- WHAT"

>"Hahaha just kidding, i'm not burnt out yet, let's go train"

bad puns, how did you know!?

>>85305
Bad puns and innuendo.

>>85305
Wait. Are you... flaming?

Alright, time to go to a JUNKYARD.

Because JUNKYARDS are the BEST PLACE TO TRAIN.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/12/03(Thu)15:47 No. 85324 ID: fa4818
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Assuming you mean gay, there is no proof against anything but he probably is not

ANYWAYS, Alex brings Pyro to the top of a building

flying practice

>"My least favorite practice"

Alex gets frustrated. Sure, Pyro has almost died every time he has tried to fly but Alex always managed to catch him. Angel wings are useful.

>"Listen, I know this is hard and... well, LIFE THREATENING but this will probably help you a ton in the long run."

>"Man, I like the stuff we do in the junkyard more"

>"Well today we're going to work on FLYING"

Surely Alex would not push you! What do you do though, chicken out or try to fly.

>>85324
I assume this is learning the hard way?
Jump off.

>>85324
Try to fly. You're trying to superheat the air below you, right?

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/12/03(Thu)16:20 No. 85340 ID: fa4818
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instant regret

oops

Oh well, pyro tries shooting flames out of his hands but he is too nervous to concentrate, this is not good

maybe if he could just find some peace in mind... But what!?

>>85340
Remember! You're cool and not a jerk!

BE TRANQUIL AND PEOPLE WILL DIG YOU

ALSO IF YOU FLY THEN PEOPLE WILL TOTALLY THINK IT'S AWESOME

TRANQUIL DAMMIT

>>85340
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86RFCkKkbf8

NO, YOU ARE NOT FALLING, YOU ARE FLYING DOWNWARD AND NOW THAT YOU HAVE MASTERED THAT TECNIQUE MAKE FLYING UPWARD YOUR BITCH.

MUSIC TO MOTIVATE YOUR ASS INTO GEAR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9K4RKM_hzzI

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/12/03(Thu)20:24 No. 85534 ID: fa4818
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suddenly Pyro hears calm music in his head he is pretty sure he has NEVER heard before

weird

BUT HE IS CALMED! More flames come out, HE- HE'S STARTING TO SLOW

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/12/03(Thu)20:25 No. 85535 ID: fa4818
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YESSS, Pyro is filled with a sudden euphoria like no other!

Now that he can fly what badass things ought we do?

>>85535
SUPAMAN DAT HOOOEEE

>>85535
Do a barrel roll!

>>85535
Test your speed. If you can go beyond the sound barrier you've gone too far.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/12/04(Fri)15:36 No. 85958 ID: fa4818
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You max at about 60 mph in the sky, not bad!

>"Hey Alex, i'm pressing R twice!"

>"What?"

>"Nevermind"

David mutters something like "angels don't get memes" under his breath

Ok, anything you want to still do or have you had your fun?

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/12/04(Fri)16:44 No. 86025 ID: fa4818
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Before Pyro can decide he notices an innocent civilian crossing the street as a car unsuspectingly rushes towards them!

Pyro quickly realizes the brakes are not getting any grip and the civilians life is completely in danger!

He has never had to directly save anyone, Pyro is nervous, what to do! Should he risk saving the civilian in the possibility he may hurt himself or said civilian?

>>86025
The fire only works on demons, right?
Swoop in, slow down immediately before grabbing them (you'll need to cancel your forward momentum some) then speed up, remaining parallel with the lanes of traffic to minimise risk of collision.
This will be a great opportunity to test your skills; hopefully they'll maintain the same meteoric rise.

>>86025
A simple method of saving him would be to shove them out of the way, instead of trying to grab them while still flying.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/12/04(Fri)19:14 No. 86068 ID: fa4818
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YES YOU MADE IT IN TIME

Pyros first rescue, how exciting!

Well hey folks, this chick seems familiar, it's violet!

Well now that that's done, think pyro should say anything to her or keep quiet? also where should we drop violet off, we can't fly around with her forever.

>>86068
Snappy one-liner, DON'T FLUB IT, then fly off.
Making a mistake here will only lead to the usual 'Do they know/Do they know I know' BS.
Tell her on your own terms later, preferably never.
At least the flamingness and costume should conceal your features and give you a confidence boost.

>>86068
set her down on the side walk, ask her if she is ok

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/12/04(Fri)20:34 No. 86099 ID: fa4818
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Pyro puts Violet safely down on the sidewalk.

Violet seems to be acting strange, almost nervous! Violet sort of idolizes Pyro in a way.

>"Are you ok?"

>"Yes, uhm, thank you for saving me"

>"Uh, yeah, sure thing."

Pyro notices Violet's hair to be down, which must have happened when he flew in and saved her.

>"Well, uh, I ought to be going, things to do. Giant monstrosities of hell to destroy... It looks better down by the way."

>"What?"

>"Your hair."

>"Oh"

Pyro gives an awkward but, somehow, heroic wave and flies off.

Y'done good kid, y'done good.

End pyro part 1

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/12/04(Fri)20:57 No. 86103 ID: fa4818
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David part 2

You are David the knight. Your goal is to kill the terrible dragon and rescue the princess!

Jesus, what happened, David was just a normal highschool student yesterday!

Well, what should we do? You can look around and go in any direction

One more piece of advice!

if you run into it, kill the dragon.

>>86103
Go left!

>>86103
You appear to be on an open rolling plain, am I correct? Look around. Spy out yon villainous drake to be slain.

Wake up
It's time for school

>>86103
*BZZT*
*BZZT*
*BZZT*
*BZZT*

>>86103
>>86133
or sleep in and switch dreams to sexy tiem with violet.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/12/23(Wed)20:58 No. 97263 ID: fa4818
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Well, can't argue with that. David's subconsciousness seems to want David to realize he is dreaming!

The midevil theme quickly disappears and David is left in a white space with his usual clothe on.

Now David is lucid, meaning he has control over subject matter and people and events in his dreams.

Violet..? Hm, what sort of uh, sexy time? David may be meek in real life but this is HIS DREAM, he can do any sort of thing he likes here.

Summon violet and two katanas.

>>97266
Perhaps dazzling swordplay aimed towards gratuitous clothing damage?

>>97268
YES.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/12/23(Wed)21:15 No. 97270 ID: fa4818
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David's all for sexually exploiting his dreams, they ARE HIS dreams after all

but that is just a little odd and unnecessary... Any other suggestions?

>>97270
Oh just imagine you're in her bedroom and making out or something.

>>97270
Perhaps something a little more 80s? Have you done the Barbarian saving the about to be sacrificed Virgin from an Evil Wizard? Perhaps throw in some old game references in there?

Don't forget that the sky must be be of the metal album kind, you know all swirly purple and glowering orange with multiple planets an moon and such?

and maybe you have to fight you way up some kind of archano-techno pyramid smiting minions left and right?

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/12/23(Wed)21:36 No. 97282 ID: fa4818
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *intense guitars with distortion play*

Man, that david. Weird kid.

>>97282
This one has chosen... wisely.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/12/29(Tue)18:12 No. 100919 ID: fa4818
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this dream keeps getting weirder... and lower in quality

FOCUS YOUR LUCID IMAGINATION

>>100919
~David, use the power of the shaders`... -erh- ~the power of the immagination~

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2010/01/05(Tue)14:46 No. 105700 ID: fa4818
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well that was a little silly, David must have been unfocused

Somehow you are not surprised the maiden in distress is violet... in viking clothe

weird kid, David. Dat blush.

Sure it is David's dream but he still knows nothing about romantic rescues, he is sort of unsure what to say.

>>105700
sexy tiem?

Stick with the classics.
"Fair maiden, I am here to rescue you!"

>>105700
Generally it goes "Dramatic statement of intent to free the kidnapped one" then you untie them and ask if they are unharmed. Cue gushing "Oh my hero" and hugs, which may or may not lead to kisses and so on.

>>105796
Especially the so on. That's the best part.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2010/01/31(Sun)08:28 No. 122507 ID: fa4818
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>"Fair maiden, I am here to rescue you... or something"

>"... Get to it?"

>"r-right"

even in David's dream he is a straight up charmer

you begin untying here

>>122507
I think you are supposed to actually throw her over your shoulder or something like that. Maybe ride off into the sunset.

Untie her and run from the techno-pyramid, holding her hand every step of the way. Oh yeah, and you should dive to the ground just as the pyramid explodes....because the wizard was magically keeping it stable or something.