>>774051
>>774052
Ignore possessed trike and stay inside to play video games.

If and when the possessed trike starts doing anything cool, start selling tickets for people to come and see it.

The possessed tricycle will now make fun of you for being 12 years old and still riding a tricycle for little kids instead of riding a regular bicycle!

>>774053
Huh. Seems legit.

Maybe see if that bully down the street wants to take it for a spin.

>>774064
Apparently, your grandma either thinks you're gay or she wants you to get beaten up and hates you very much.

Wow. what a bitch... has your grandma shown any interest in the black arts or some weird shit like that?

Or maybe she is just going senile

Well, she isn't lying about pink used to being considered a boy color, but really, I think she gave it to you to get rid of it and have you deal with the haunted trike.

You fool! Reggae music is a gateway ritual voodoo! Quickly slash its tires before it can come after you and murder you in your sleep.

Wait so death metal leads to Satan but Reggae leads to voodoo...? Huh. Alright...

>>774075
What part of "your grandma gave you a possessed tricycle" do you not understand? That pretty much says "your grandma hates you".

Wait so death metal leads to Satan but Reggae leads to voodoo...? Huh. Alright...

You looked away from the trike. is it still there?

Suggestion 2017/01/23(Mon)09:18 No. 774183 ID: fe1fe4

That, uh. Wow. That explains a lot actually. Maybe she was just on a huge coke bender when she bought it for you. Any idea where she might have gotten it from?

What if your bike is possessed by your grandmother?

Uhh. I think I have an idea what it means.

Sooo... condolences.

Alright so what would your purpose we do about your trike? You have a camera we could set up?

After think ingabout it, a possessed tricycle is one of the least of your worries right now. You are hearing us voices in your head. You should probably worry more about that at the moment.

Uhhh... alright? Does craziness run in your family? Are you aware that normal people don't have voices in their heads? Anyways I'm starting to think that YOU are insane. We are NOT the normal voices in your head, we only got here after you started observing the tricycle and some of us may be a bit.

>>774284
What strange things?

>>774284
Since you're used to us talking to you, that means you should also be used to us making fun of you for being 12 years old and you own a pink tricycle for babies instead of owning a big kid bicycle with only 2 wheels.

So, ha ha! Nerrrd! You don't know how to ride a bicycle!

>>774351
Oy! Leave him alone, don't be a prick.

Go ahead what kind of stuff did the camera pick up?

>>774377
>you shouldn't be sleeping in the same room as me little buddy
No, you shouldn't. It's just weird your dad makes you keep in your bedroom instead of in the yard or the garage. Who keeps a bike in their bedroom? You track dirt onto the carpet every time you bring it in.

Clearly we should wheel it out to where it actually belongs, correcting this weirdness of space allocation.

Even the trike recognizes this is weird! Come on.

Sure, why not?

>>774492
Shrug. Well, it's only polite to return someone's request to call them back.

Grab a phone, call the number.

>>774492
Sweet! You're already getting people's phone numbers without having to ask them out on a date first!

Of course, now that you have this phone number, you are now obligated to take the tricycle out on a date.

Aww little billy is gonna go on his first date! You should take her somewhere nice that a tricycle may like... like the street or something. But remember gentlemen don't ride their girl until after the first date.

Aw, she must have been just a little too shy. That's okay,
Sport. If she calls you back, you just be yourself, and there's nothing wrong with being forward like you were so long as you stay polite and be nice.

>>774624
But I thought the reason he left me his phone number was because he wanted to go on a date! Isn't that how it normally works?!

Ahh, he must have left you his phone number for you to go on a date with his daughter, that's probably why he hang up, he wanted her to talk to you. gently and sensually caress the phone and whisper "I'll ride you harder than I ride my trike" and then lick the microphone part of the phone and then offer to take her on a date somewhere you think a cute demon girl would like. Maybe a cemetery or somewhere I tricycle would like like your driveway or back yard. Brag about all the sick tricks you can do on a bike.

Come on Billy when will you get another chance to date a demon girl? I'm sure just sounds like that because hell has shitty phone service. Regardless tell her that you can do evil stuff, it's surely more convenient than stealing your soul

A drunken cocaine addict who was insane and practiced voodoo? And while there may not be a chance in hell for us to be friends what about a chance on earth? Honestly we are partially just trying to keep our soul, we are quite fond of it and would prefer it not to be stolen.

Yeah the soul we need to keep though, our virginity on the other hand?

Actually if you don't know what pedophile is you probably don't know what that is either. Maybe just ask her if she wants to us hang out, maybe go to the arcade or the movies.

>>774700
Yeah good call, we should probably just try being friends with her, maybe move up to cuddle buddies eventually.

"Wow, never knew she was enough of a bitch to ruin a peace agreement honestly I don't even blame him for what he said, even the angels probably hated her for that. Honestly because of her actions we are all a bit screwed over by her. I wish things could have gone differently you seem like a nice enough girl" Maybe we can try to appeal to her decency?

Bring it on.

>>774709
Well, since things obviously aren't going to work out between me and your dad, how about you? You wanna go on a date with me? ;-)

Would there be any way we could make amends for what our grandma did? We might be able to try to convince the angels to try to come to some sort of agreement like you were going to have, I mean I feel we're in a decent position for being an impromptu diplomat. Also what kind of music do you prefer, death metal or Regae? Just trying to figure out what kind of demon you re but guessing by that tattoo on your forehead we probably already know. (if she asks about how we can see her through the phone tell her that the voices in your head can see her)

Lunch?

Oh freaking telemarketers, and now they've started making Faustian bargains... Seriously get a life, we just met and we'll learn about each other as we go, piss off.

>>774927
Let me guess, you're her crazy ex-boyfriend? You're going to try to sabotage me by telling me the things she likes when they're actually things she hates in the hopes that I'll end up driving her away to give you another chance to get back together with her. Is that right?

"No it seems rude to learn about her behind her back like this, we'll learn about her on our own naturally" Who's side of the family was your grandma on? your dad's? if so he might have connections to the angels

I still feel like it would be better for us just to do what we feel is right but fine, tell us what you were going to suggest

That's sad bro, look I know you probably have a lot of feelings left over and it may kinda suck, but seriously have a bit more tact than that.

Breathe easy, be happy, be yourself, and just remember,for now we just want to be her friend.

Well get some flowers, if its cold then wear a jacket, its close enough to a sweater and its a sweet gesture to let her wear your jacket if she's cold, I'd also suggest the blood of a virgin but you already have that covered.

Wear it and another shirt underneath it, if she seems cold(which she probably will be because its literally as hot as hell where she's from) then take off your sweater and give it to her and tell her she can keep it when she leaves. it's a bit more of a meaningful gesture if you decide to suffer in the cold so that she can stay warm and it won't seem like you got advice from her ex.

Complement her, just act normal like she isn't a demon who's dad is going to take your soul in a few days.

greet her back and say you're glad to see she showed up.

snrrk, nice opening kid. ANYWAYS!

say sorry and that you were kind of caught off guard by how ... cheerful she sounded to be here, you though she'd have been a little more apathetic or grumpy seeing how it sounded like you really didn't want to come here in the first place over the phone.

>>775535
Well, I guess it's painfully obvious this is the first time you've ever gone on a date.

Try to explain that you weren't actually expecting her to show up because the last 3 times you tried dating, the girls never showed up.

Just go inside the cafe and.....you did bring money, right? It's only polite to pay for everything.

Thank her for being considerate to you.

Pretty good, actually!

(You know if he needs our soul, maybe we could just swear it to serve him? If grandma screwed up the balance of things being a chaotic demon hunter, we could balance things out by being a lawful demon follower. Getting her heir to switch sides seems an appropriate redeeming).

>>775568
I hope you brought money to buy her coffee for her!

>>775612
She wasn't just a chaotic demon hunter, she was a belligerent drunk, cocaine addict and pretty much batshit insane. she didn't really change the balance, just fucked up an agreement.

>>775683
Well, since you actually showed up instead of ditching, you're already in better than the last few girls I've talked to. You're cuter than them too. And the only thing I plan on doing with you is date you.

Also, what're you going to order? I'll pay for it.

well I think you're interesting since you're the first demon I have ever actually met and from what little I know about you and you seem to be the kind of person that is hardly ever bothered by anything.

As for what to do... I don't really have anything planned really. I'm usually more of a "in the moment" kind of guy.

yeah well, since we're on the topic of demons I do have a question for you. Why are you guys haunting me through a tricycle? I mean I understand that you're after me because my grandma did a thing but why the tricycle?

"Well still you decided a cute form that still has that kinda evilish look so you did a good job with that." Just have a bit of small talk and questions about things you should avoid doing for your own safety(based on what happened to those roses I'm guessing a hand shake would be a bad idea) and eventually work your way to asking what her dad would think about you trying to get in contact with angels to smooth things over.

I thought that was just another gift she gave me to mess with me. I mean after giving me a pink tricycle I kinda assumed she hated me or was just going old people crazy since she always suggest I ride it around even though if I did it would be a universal sign that every other kid on the block should come up to me and kick my ass.

Also what sentimental value? I mean yeah it's from my granny but personally never really much cared for it. I mean I got rid of that other gift she gave me, mostly because it was really damn creepy but still.

>>775718
Well choosing how you look counts as dressing up I guess. If you can have cute clothes, you can have a cute assumed face.

>>775836
Well I guess everyone has their limits. Got to stand up for yourself at some point, right?

>>775836
well you know who my granny is and truth be told that side of my family is a little crazy. Although after hearing what my grandma did for a living it does make sense now why we always had to learn self defense lessons at every family get together... and why they encouraged us to fight dirty.

Plus have you ever seen my neighborhood? It's not really bad but it's not nice either. While I wouldn't say you're ever in any real danger if you stand out someone is going to find a reason to have a problem with you.

"So why isn't this type of thing more common? I mean you seem to be acting pretty much just like a normal human and don't seem to be forcing yourself to act that way."

I really enjoy talking with you too. You never really can understand someone until you have a good conversation with them.

talk about them, she's probably interested in what humans do,

ehhh, school is ok I guess. Don't really follow any of the clicks that are there so they tend to ignore me or leave me alone, we at least they left me alone after they found out I could actually fight back although you'll get that one idiot that will still try something anyways for who knows why. Not many friends either. Just my cousin who goes to the same school and this rich kid that started hanging out with us after I told some jerk who was bullying him to get lost.

only other thing I can think of is my mom runs a bar and I my dad works in a warehouse on the docks. They met back when my mom was still only a waitress at the bar and my dad grabbed her butt. long story short, they got into a fight, dad broke mom's nose, mom broke dad's arm and then after dad's arm healed he came back for round 2 and then about 2 months later they got hitched. Mom even got granny to find him a job near the docks so they could work close together.

So what about you, what's your home life like. And also uh, what happens to someone after they have their soul taken?

>>775991
Well see, that's the thing. I didn't show up wanting anything out of it. I basically stumbled into this and I'm just exploring things and getting to know you now.

>>776012
Uh, you're good at math, but bad at history. Lately your friends have been into this really nerdy card game.

"I'll suffer an eternity of unimaginable suffering?"

>mom demon rezzed her by vomiting in her corpse
Cool! Lucky for you.

>you won't die without your soul
Oh cool, that's convenient.

There only might be a problem? That's weird. I'd expect it to be deterministic.

I don't know how to feel about how your parents met in more normal conditions then mine, and that does explains the name... are all demons born like that or what? I mean I thought that with something like demons of pleasure and whatnot they had babies like... well like humans.

Ok, now I'm confused. How is it that your parents had a normal meeting while my parents met each other by beating the shit out of each other?! I'm starting to think my entire family is weird. Or maybe I'm adopted? That might actually explain why I don't act like them.

Sweet, you got a chick's phone number. Granted her dad wants to steal your soul but still progress.

>did it just get colder in here?
Not that I've noticed. Little warm actually, kinda why I got the shake. But if you're cold you can have my sweater. Oh how warm is it where you're from a anyways?

>>776221
Offer her your sweater, like a gentleman!

Wait, is that a grandma sweater. How do you check these things for anti demon magic before putting them on a demon?

"...Your parents named you after the bodily fluid used to make demon babies? I mean sure my parents named me after a character from an Adam Sandler movie who was an idiotic manchild but that's even worse by human standards is that a normal demon name or was your mom just weird? but anyway if you are cold you can have my sweater... I'm not %100 sure it doesn't have some kind of anti-demon magic though."

are't you going to offer her your sweater or anything?

Also look around and see if anyone walked in or something. Don't things get colder when something supernatural or something is about to go down or am I thinking of something else?

>>776365
is kindness fatal to demons or is granny or her ex fucking with us right now?

Anywho... remove sweater? not seeing any other real option really because I have no idea what's going on any more.

SHIT!!! Take it off! Take it off! Take it off! O_O

Quick, take it off of her and ask her if she's alright. tell her you didn't mean to hurt her(although we did tell you to warn her about the possibility of it being an anti-demon sweater)

... we might have to call someone for information on this. Also tell doc to remove sweater as you think that's what she's alergic to.

Also who gave you that sweater? Because call them first and ask if they is anything "special" about it.

Failing that... uh either call grandma if you haven't already and ask if she knows what to do or call vomit's dad and ask him. both will suck but for different reasons.

I warned you, dog, and you gave her the sweater anyways.

>>776409
Go get scissors and cut the damn sweater off of her! Call the bomb squad and tell them someone strapped a suicide vest sweater to a little girl if you have to.

Gosh damn it gram, what did you do!?

>>776431
If they won't listen to you, you could call her dad. Get him to save her.

...I get the feeling her dad isn't going to be happy with us and I doubt she would be either, this went horribly horribly wrong, I knew we shouldn't have listened to her ex.

>>776455
Call him back and tell him to at least do something to help her!

>>776455
I don't want mercy I want you to fucking help her!

call him back "I'm not here calling for mercy I want to help her, I think she might be dying what do I do?! Do you think she'll forgive me, I was just trying to be nice" honestly not like he was going to give you mercy anyways so you aren't TOO screwed.

What an awful father. Ask to speak to her mom if he won't help

>>776530
Go ice cold. No, go absolute zero.
"Is she dead?"

>>776560
...if she was really dead, I'd think you'd be angrier. You're trying to get a rise out of me instead.

>>776561
That implies that he actually cared about her, if he hated her then killing her might have been the plan all along(part of why I said to bring a jacket instead of a sweater and just suggested a variety of flowers rather than just roses) and now he's just taunting us as an added bonus

Say "Wow, you seem like such a caring ex talking like that, I assume this was your plan all along?" We are drugged up enough to not be too broken up about our only friend dying because of something WE did, a chance for inter species relations between demons and humans to be improved and knowing that you are even more screwed before, and that's saying something considering you were going to lose your soul in a week. He isn't going to be able to piss us off in this state.

"Fuck off, vulture.". Then hang up.

Let's go looking for rituals to revive dead demons. Idiot cultists do it all the time, how hard can it be? And you were already gonna lose your soul, might as well spend it on something good.

>>776585
I'm pretty sure reviving dead demons isn't really considered as "good".

But yeah, let's see if we can at least fix this before her dad takes our soul. Or if he'd pick up the phone, try to offer your soul to him early in exchange for bringing his daughter back to life. That's how making deals with devils works, right?

Of course, none of this would've happened if grandma didn't fuck things up in the first place.

>>776616
Idea. ride that cycle straight into hell and punch the problem in the face. It's what grandma would do.

call granny. the gloves are off and we need to bring in the big guns.

>>776630
Ask your folks about any old friends granny might have had, or any old groups she use to be in. I mean she was friends with a group of angels for goodness sake. She had to have something or someone left behind that has a better idea on what's going on then you.

>>776654
Me! It's all your fault! You went and established a vendetta with a demon family, and gave me a little girl immolating sweater!

"Well you see granny a long time ago one of my relatives stabbed a demon in the throat and pissed on him at some sort of peace conference or something and now he wants to take my soul, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you? Anyway recently I threw out a creepy doll you gave me and then my tricycle became possessed and I called the demon possessing it because he gave me his number so i thought he wanted a date, after that he gave the phone to his daughter and she begrudgingly agreed to come hang out with me. we started getting close and she felt cold so I gave her my sweater(one which I believe YOU gave me) and it caused her agonizing pain and it seemed to be attached to her skin. I called the paramedics and after a while of suffering she burst into flames and now my only friend is dead because of you" "I just want to know if something could be done to save her, would the angels you knew be able to help? ...Would they even be willing to help?"

Your grandma is an idiot. She doesn't even realize that you would never have met that demon girl if she didn't piss on and piss off her demon dad in the first place! It's your grandma's fault that this is happening! She's lucky she's dead or you'd be the one slapping some sense into her!

>>776685
You're lucky you're already dead or I'd get a pillow!

This is my life and I'm sick of your bad choices following me.

Get out of my socks or I'm going to burn them.

"She's not a whore! The succubus school even told her that she didn't have what it takes to be one of them, don't act like you know her! and at this point what do we have to lose by having her as a friend? She acted pretty normal and nice once we got to know each other a bit better... in fact her family is more normal than ours her parents actually met in a normal way and I don't think she has a crazy grandmother possessing socks. and part of the reason we started hanging out was just because I wanted to learn more about her people and possibly improve relations between our peoples."

Try calling her number.

"...are you dead?"

(Demon girl: "Have you been crying?")

Go collapse in relief somewhere. She's not dead.

Well good news is she doesn't seem TOO traumatized at least so you can feel good about that and she didn't seem to have hard feelings towards you as far as I could tell. Go ahead and thank your grandma for telling you that you're glad she told you that, and then ask her about what she thinks our next course of action should be.

>>776763
>what she thinks our next course of action should be.
If it involves killing demons, just ignore her terrible advice.

>>776921
Well I was crying because I was starting to became her friend when she burst into flames! I didn't want to be responsible for her death, especially since she's the daughter of the demon that's going to take my soul! Which, again, is your fault!

Well how would you feel if you saw your only friend suffering and then dying a painful death because of something you've done?! ...And I may have had a crush on her.

>>776921
Hey, she was nice to me, unlike a certain someone who's being a jerk right now, lied to me about what was really going on her whole life, and left dangerous magic weapons in the hands of a child.

Could I just like get an axe and kill the tricycle with that? Do I have to use cold forged iron on it? silver? There has to be something I could do right? Would killing the tricycle save me? If I did that would that further ruin my relationship with that demon girl?

>>777014
If it was really some sinister plot, your friend on the lookout for demons should have seen that, not me.

Honestly though if they're helping people win the lottery they can't be all bad.

He was her first crush and he abused his position or at least that's what he said. It was HIS fault that I gave Vomit that sweater and then he mocked me for killing her. Overall he's a dick and you shouldn't trust him.

At some point tell your grandma that maybe you could convert Vomit to Christianity and have her dye her hair blonde, then you'd have a girlfriend just like your grandma wanted.

>>777020
Again, remind your grandma of her stupidity because the angels and demons were in the middle of having an agreement to stop fighting when she came in and fucked everything up! If there's any conspiracy, it's your grandma not wanting angels and demons having a truce with each other!

Well Granny did say we could trust him and we want to go to the get well party so sure, lets go to the party, Vomit didn't seem like hell was THAT hot. Besides it would be really rude not to show up.

>who's this guy he looks like a prick
That's because he is.

>stuff not lasting was all a demon plan
You realize hamsters only live a few years tops? That kids lose and break stuff, and grow out of it? That entropy exists? Any plan that depends on all the pieces staying in place with no maintenance or anyone else being aware of the pieces is doomed to failure before you start.

>you can trust this jerk
Whoa whoa what. This guys is like the least tustworthy demon you've ever met.

I'm not sure listening to bad-ideas gran and just-screams-untrustworthy is a good idea at this point.

How's either of them getting into this locked demon demi plane you're supposedly trapped in, anyways. You're think the demon who was after your soul wouldn't want anyone else getting in once he locked you off from the rest of the world.

...actually, I'll bet they're both fakes. Part of the trap, here to waste our time.

>>777071
Well, at the rate things are going, you're going to lose your soul no matter what you do. So you might as well go there and get used to it, so that you'll know what to expect when Vomit's dad comes to take your soul.

Ummm... Can't I go just because I care about vomit and want her to know I care?

Punch this jerk in the face and cram one of the holy talking socks down his throat.

Then go to the party anyways, what do you have to lose at this point?

Go with him, I don't trust him but its worth it, ignore what your mind tells you focus on what the voices in your mind tell you!

((Double post but just thought of something.)) While you are on the way you should talk to WhatsHisName and ask him about the possibility of a demon being converted to Christianity, your granny seems a bit close minded and even the angels didn't want to deal with her BS which is why she's her. If you cam manage it that would probably make your grandma a bit more accepting of Vomit(think we should come up with a nickname with her that's a bit more humanlike)

If this is your grandmas idea of a good person who you can trust then you REALLY should be questioning her judgement. And think of how mad your grandma would be if he went any farther than looking? I mean she was mad enough when you were trying to get a nice demon girlfriend.

>>777421
Fuck you, no.

Gran, this is your idea of a trusthworthy person? You're both crazy.

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>>777421
"Sure. Weren't you in a really bad video game once?"
He did ask to see our dick, so lets be a dick.

I don't trust you, and I'm not flashing you, especially not in front of my (admittedly crazy) dead gran.

This is a non-starter, and no stupid consequence you try and pile on top of this is gonna change that.

...Well we'd do ALMOST anything for her... and you mean there is a chance for us to save ourselves?

>>777510
Uhhhh.....I don't know if you noticed, but I don't exactly have a demon costume lying around here. Soooo, what do you expect me to do? Cut out some eyeholes on my blanket, put it over my head, and pretend I'm a ghost?

>cherish your self preservation
Dude, if you've been paying attention at all, I don't have any.

>>777619
...Yeah, I guess we don't, we just also dont have any desire to show our dick to a little demon boy right in front of our dead grandma.

>>777693
A dragon

A dragon wouldn't be that bad, especially in terms of symbolism, let's go with that!

That looks good.

Loooks like you need to go to that party MOW

>>777723
Wave to the bike.

...Getting to visit with that demon girl I like... BUI I also plan on gathering information as about my forth priority so at least I'm planning on doing that!

"Grandma, I'm not some horny teen determined to bone everything that moves(well actually some of the voices in my head probably are), relax. Unless you mean just like sleeping next to or laying in bed with... because we may do one of those."

>>777866
"Grandma I'm twelve."

Spoilers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvvd-9azD1M
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>he won't do anything stupid with me around
I'm allow you to be around at all, and I'm listening to my dead and possibly insane grandmother, so I think we're well past that point.

X. The harsh, brutal truth. Absolutely not.

...mash that X button until it falls off. You don't swing that way, ESPECIALLY not with demons.

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What exactly does the doubt option do here?

doubt option doubts

screaming in your mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET6657PH9gQ

All these seem like good questions to ask"So just out of curiosity what WOULD happen if I laid in bed with a demon?" "are all of you evil sadistic monsters?" "could a demon be converted to Christianity to please my grandma?" "is there any way I could get in contact with angels and if so would that piss off the demons?" "Is there anyway to save my soul? what is stopping me from just going over there and killing vomits dad? other than being a weak little twelve year old and him being a full grown demon of course" "what are demon to demon relations like?" and definitely "how many of those questions did you lie about".

>>778319
Can I have my dragon mask now?

Is there going to be a Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask transformation thing when I put it on?

>>779098
That's fine, I wouldn't have trusted anything you said anyways.

Do you have cards or a video game or something to pass the time while we wait, because obviously I'm not getting valuable intel out of you.

>>779098
>No transformation
Awww.....

>>779106
>cards
Are you crazy?! He's just going to pull out some Yu-Gi-Oh cards and he'll duel us for our soul! We've already got one demon trying to take it, we don't need to give another one a chance to take it!

>>779123
Considering what we put "friends with nerdy card games" into his character background, we have decent odds of winning a game of duel monsters, really.

Hmm. You know there are certain conversation rules/games you can play with Devils. I think he may have just started one, so the game is already in progress. So here's the deal though, in a game of question and answer, if he lies, you are allowed in turn to lie to him. However you may want to be careful as even what he told you about how much was the truth could have been a lie, none of them could be true, or all of them, or indeed half as he was saying. And just as if he lies you can lie, it goes both ways, if you lie he can lie.

But if we need a game to pass the time, duel monsters is good. If you really want to piss him off you could always whip his ass in Mario kart, that would infuriate even a demon.

Lets switch things up from the norm a bit, challenge him to a card game for HIS soul honestly doesnt matter what you put on the line at this point. See how demons like it when humans cheat them out of their souls

>>780448
We'll find out after I win.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFkdcQgNJHo

"For plans so amazing that I can't even think of them! If you have any suggestions though that would be welcome."

>>780448
"Whatever I want."

Well way to suck the fun out of it, dude.

Go watch the first episode of the anime so he can get a handle on the rules and idea of how to play.

>>781471
Man, your taste sucks, dude.

Fine, better than nothing.

Mario Kart it is.

>>781471
Blasphemy! You take that back! Crash Team Racing is nothing more than a cheap mockery of the glory known as Mario Kart! It is nowhere near being the same thing!

>what you willing to do to save your soul
Meh. It's not even at the top of my priority list, though it'd be nice.

>>782483
Uh-huh. And I trust you to not just use this as a chance to take it yourself why?

*cough* man you need to brush your teeth, your breath smells awful... Warn me next time you go all demon mouth on me.

By the way you may want to keep your eyes on the screen, and stop trying to be creepy. I just got a turbo and launched a tracking missile at you.

>>782483
Your existence is a technicality? Wait, don't tell me...is the reason grandma trusts you because you're somehow related to her by blood?! Does this make you and me cousins or something?!

>>782495
She trusts him for no good reason and she as good as admitted to sleeping with a demon. Of course that's the reason we're stuck with this putz.

Doing incidental good for selfish self interest doesn't make you a good person. That makes you pragmatic or ambitious.

...Didn't know she was into that kind of thing. I mean lesbian demon sex followed by literally ripping out the demons heart doesnt seem like the craziest thing she's done but still... When I get back I'm going to have a LONG talk with my socks about all the great stories she hasnt told me! ...it also doesn't seem very helpful to rip out a long time allies heart.

What kind of demon follows rules anyway? I thought you guys were supposed to be chaotic evil!

>>785154
This elevator sure is taking a long time to get to the party. Let's start asking, "Are we there yet?" every few minutes until we get there. Just like in all of those comedy movies that have really long road trips!

And speaking of dirty tricks you are about to drive into an oil spill. Seriously can you just stop trying to show off or be creepy? It doesn't work and it's just going to make you lose

Oh. Boy. An obnoxious step-uncle. That's what my life was missing.