Your grandma is an idiot. She doesn't even realize that you would never have met that demon girl if she didn't piss on and piss off her demon dad in the first place! It's your grandma's fault that this is happening! She's lucky she's dead or you'd be the one slapping some sense into her!

>>776685
You're lucky you're already dead or I'd get a pillow!

This is my life and I'm sick of your bad choices following me.

Get out of my socks or I'm going to burn them.

"She's not a whore! The succubus school even told her that she didn't have what it takes to be one of them, don't act like you know her! and at this point what do we have to lose by having her as a friend? She acted pretty normal and nice once we got to know each other a bit better... in fact her family is more normal than ours her parents actually met in a normal way and I don't think she has a crazy grandmother possessing socks. and part of the reason we started hanging out was just because I wanted to learn more about her people and possibly improve relations between our peoples."

Try calling her number.

"...are you dead?"

(Demon girl: "Have you been crying?")

Go collapse in relief somewhere. She's not dead.

Well good news is she doesn't seem TOO traumatized at least so you can feel good about that and she didn't seem to have hard feelings towards you as far as I could tell. Go ahead and thank your grandma for telling you that you're glad she told you that, and then ask her about what she thinks our next course of action should be.

>>776763
>what she thinks our next course of action should be.
If it involves killing demons, just ignore her terrible advice.

>>776921
Well I was crying because I was starting to became her friend when she burst into flames! I didn't want to be responsible for her death, especially since she's the daughter of the demon that's going to take my soul! Which, again, is your fault!

Well how would you feel if you saw your only friend suffering and then dying a painful death because of something you've done?! ...And I may have had a crush on her.

>>776921
Hey, she was nice to me, unlike a certain someone who's being a jerk right now, lied to me about what was really going on her whole life, and left dangerous magic weapons in the hands of a child.

Could I just like get an axe and kill the tricycle with that? Do I have to use cold forged iron on it? silver? There has to be something I could do right? Would killing the tricycle save me? If I did that would that further ruin my relationship with that demon girl?

>>777014
If it was really some sinister plot, your friend on the lookout for demons should have seen that, not me.

Honestly though if they're helping people win the lottery they can't be all bad.

He was her first crush and he abused his position or at least that's what he said. It was HIS fault that I gave Vomit that sweater and then he mocked me for killing her. Overall he's a dick and you shouldn't trust him.

At some point tell your grandma that maybe you could convert Vomit to Christianity and have her dye her hair blonde, then you'd have a girlfriend just like your grandma wanted.

>>777020
Again, remind your grandma of her stupidity because the angels and demons were in the middle of having an agreement to stop fighting when she came in and fucked everything up! If there's any conspiracy, it's your grandma not wanting angels and demons having a truce with each other!

Well Granny did say we could trust him and we want to go to the get well party so sure, lets go to the party, Vomit didn't seem like hell was THAT hot. Besides it would be really rude not to show up.

>who's this guy he looks like a prick
That's because he is.

>stuff not lasting was all a demon plan
You realize hamsters only live a few years tops? That kids lose and break stuff, and grow out of it? That entropy exists? Any plan that depends on all the pieces staying in place with no maintenance or anyone else being aware of the pieces is doomed to failure before you start.

>you can trust this jerk
Whoa whoa what. This guys is like the least tustworthy demon you've ever met.

I'm not sure listening to bad-ideas gran and just-screams-untrustworthy is a good idea at this point.

How's either of them getting into this locked demon demi plane you're supposedly trapped in, anyways. You're think the demon who was after your soul wouldn't want anyone else getting in once he locked you off from the rest of the world.

...actually, I'll bet they're both fakes. Part of the trap, here to waste our time.

>>777071
Well, at the rate things are going, you're going to lose your soul no matter what you do. So you might as well go there and get used to it, so that you'll know what to expect when Vomit's dad comes to take your soul.

Ummm... Can't I go just because I care about vomit and want her to know I care?

Punch this jerk in the face and cram one of the holy talking socks down his throat.

Then go to the party anyways, what do you have to lose at this point?

Go with him, I don't trust him but its worth it, ignore what your mind tells you focus on what the voices in your mind tell you!

((Double post but just thought of something.)) While you are on the way you should talk to WhatsHisName and ask him about the possibility of a demon being converted to Christianity, your granny seems a bit close minded and even the angels didn't want to deal with her BS which is why she's her. If you cam manage it that would probably make your grandma a bit more accepting of Vomit(think we should come up with a nickname with her that's a bit more humanlike)

If this is your grandmas idea of a good person who you can trust then you REALLY should be questioning her judgement. And think of how mad your grandma would be if he went any farther than looking? I mean she was mad enough when you were trying to get a nice demon girlfriend.

>>777421
Fuck you, no.

Gran, this is your idea of a trusthworthy person? You're both crazy.

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>>777421
"Sure. Weren't you in a really bad video game once?"
He did ask to see our dick, so lets be a dick.

I don't trust you, and I'm not flashing you, especially not in front of my (admittedly crazy) dead gran.

This is a non-starter, and no stupid consequence you try and pile on top of this is gonna change that.

...Well we'd do ALMOST anything for her... and you mean there is a chance for us to save ourselves?

>>777510
Uhhhh.....I don't know if you noticed, but I don't exactly have a demon costume lying around here. Soooo, what do you expect me to do? Cut out some eyeholes on my blanket, put it over my head, and pretend I'm a ghost?

>cherish your self preservation
Dude, if you've been paying attention at all, I don't have any.

>>777619
...Yeah, I guess we don't, we just also dont have any desire to show our dick to a little demon boy right in front of our dead grandma.

>>777693
A dragon

A dragon wouldn't be that bad, especially in terms of symbolism, let's go with that!

That looks good.

Loooks like you need to go to that party MOW

>>777723
Wave to the bike.

...Getting to visit with that demon girl I like... BUI I also plan on gathering information as about my forth priority so at least I'm planning on doing that!

"Grandma, I'm not some horny teen determined to bone everything that moves(well actually some of the voices in my head probably are), relax. Unless you mean just like sleeping next to or laying in bed with... because we may do one of those."

>>777866
"Grandma I'm twelve."

Spoilers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvvd-9azD1M
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>he won't do anything stupid with me around
I'm allow you to be around at all, and I'm listening to my dead and possibly insane grandmother, so I think we're well past that point.

X. The harsh, brutal truth. Absolutely not.

...mash that X button until it falls off. You don't swing that way, ESPECIALLY not with demons.

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What exactly does the doubt option do here?

doubt option doubts

screaming in your mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET6657PH9gQ

All these seem like good questions to ask"So just out of curiosity what WOULD happen if I laid in bed with a demon?" "are all of you evil sadistic monsters?" "could a demon be converted to Christianity to please my grandma?" "is there any way I could get in contact with angels and if so would that piss off the demons?" "Is there anyway to save my soul? what is stopping me from just going over there and killing vomits dad? other than being a weak little twelve year old and him being a full grown demon of course" "what are demon to demon relations like?" and definitely "how many of those questions did you lie about".

>>778319
Can I have my dragon mask now?

Is there going to be a Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask transformation thing when I put it on?

>>779098
That's fine, I wouldn't have trusted anything you said anyways.

Do you have cards or a video game or something to pass the time while we wait, because obviously I'm not getting valuable intel out of you.

>>779098
>No transformation
Awww.....

>>779106
>cards
Are you crazy?! He's just going to pull out some Yu-Gi-Oh cards and he'll duel us for our soul! We've already got one demon trying to take it, we don't need to give another one a chance to take it!

>>779123
Considering what we put "friends with nerdy card games" into his character background, we have decent odds of winning a game of duel monsters, really.

Hmm. You know there are certain conversation rules/games you can play with Devils. I think he may have just started one, so the game is already in progress. So here's the deal though, in a game of question and answer, if he lies, you are allowed in turn to lie to him. However you may want to be careful as even what he told you about how much was the truth could have been a lie, none of them could be true, or all of them, or indeed half as he was saying. And just as if he lies you can lie, it goes both ways, if you lie he can lie.

But if we need a game to pass the time, duel monsters is good. If you really want to piss him off you could always whip his ass in Mario kart, that would infuriate even a demon.

Lets switch things up from the norm a bit, challenge him to a card game for HIS soul honestly doesnt matter what you put on the line at this point. See how demons like it when humans cheat them out of their souls

>>780448
We'll find out after I win.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFkdcQgNJHo

"For plans so amazing that I can't even think of them! If you have any suggestions though that would be welcome."

>>780448
"Whatever I want."

Well way to suck the fun out of it, dude.

Go watch the first episode of the anime so he can get a handle on the rules and idea of how to play.

>>781471
Man, your taste sucks, dude.

Fine, better than nothing.

Mario Kart it is.

>>781471
Blasphemy! You take that back! Crash Team Racing is nothing more than a cheap mockery of the glory known as Mario Kart! It is nowhere near being the same thing!

>what you willing to do to save your soul
Meh. It's not even at the top of my priority list, though it'd be nice.

>>782483
Uh-huh. And I trust you to not just use this as a chance to take it yourself why?

*cough* man you need to brush your teeth, your breath smells awful... Warn me next time you go all demon mouth on me.

By the way you may want to keep your eyes on the screen, and stop trying to be creepy. I just got a turbo and launched a tracking missile at you.

>>782483
Your existence is a technicality? Wait, don't tell me...is the reason grandma trusts you because you're somehow related to her by blood?! Does this make you and me cousins or something?!

>>782495
She trusts him for no good reason and she as good as admitted to sleeping with a demon. Of course that's the reason we're stuck with this putz.

Doing incidental good for selfish self interest doesn't make you a good person. That makes you pragmatic or ambitious.

...Didn't know she was into that kind of thing. I mean lesbian demon sex followed by literally ripping out the demons heart doesnt seem like the craziest thing she's done but still... When I get back I'm going to have a LONG talk with my socks about all the great stories she hasnt told me! ...it also doesn't seem very helpful to rip out a long time allies heart.

What kind of demon follows rules anyway? I thought you guys were supposed to be chaotic evil!

>>785154
This elevator sure is taking a long time to get to the party. Let's start asking, "Are we there yet?" every few minutes until we get there. Just like in all of those comedy movies that have really long road trips!

And speaking of dirty tricks you are about to drive into an oil spill. Seriously can you just stop trying to show off or be creepy? It doesn't work and it's just going to make you lose

Oh. Boy. An obnoxious step-uncle. That's what my life was missing.