>>777723
Wave to the bike.

...Getting to visit with that demon girl I like... BUI I also plan on gathering information as about my forth priority so at least I'm planning on doing that!

"Grandma, I'm not some horny teen determined to bone everything that moves(well actually some of the voices in my head probably are), relax. Unless you mean just like sleeping next to or laying in bed with... because we may do one of those."

>>777866
"Grandma I'm twelve."

Spoilers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvvd-9azD1M
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>he won't do anything stupid with me around
I'm allow you to be around at all, and I'm listening to my dead and possibly insane grandmother, so I think we're well past that point.

X. The harsh, brutal truth. Absolutely not.

...mash that X button until it falls off. You don't swing that way, ESPECIALLY not with demons.

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What exactly does the doubt option do here?

doubt option doubts

screaming in your mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET6657PH9gQ

All these seem like good questions to ask"So just out of curiosity what WOULD happen if I laid in bed with a demon?" "are all of you evil sadistic monsters?" "could a demon be converted to Christianity to please my grandma?" "is there any way I could get in contact with angels and if so would that piss off the demons?" "Is there anyway to save my soul? what is stopping me from just going over there and killing vomits dad? other than being a weak little twelve year old and him being a full grown demon of course" "what are demon to demon relations like?" and definitely "how many of those questions did you lie about".

>>778319
Can I have my dragon mask now?

Is there going to be a Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask transformation thing when I put it on?

>>779098
That's fine, I wouldn't have trusted anything you said anyways.

Do you have cards or a video game or something to pass the time while we wait, because obviously I'm not getting valuable intel out of you.

>>779098
>No transformation
Awww.....

>>779106
>cards
Are you crazy?! He's just going to pull out some Yu-Gi-Oh cards and he'll duel us for our soul! We've already got one demon trying to take it, we don't need to give another one a chance to take it!

>>779123
Considering what we put "friends with nerdy card games" into his character background, we have decent odds of winning a game of duel monsters, really.

Hmm. You know there are certain conversation rules/games you can play with Devils. I think he may have just started one, so the game is already in progress. So here's the deal though, in a game of question and answer, if he lies, you are allowed in turn to lie to him. However you may want to be careful as even what he told you about how much was the truth could have been a lie, none of them could be true, or all of them, or indeed half as he was saying. And just as if he lies you can lie, it goes both ways, if you lie he can lie.

But if we need a game to pass the time, duel monsters is good. If you really want to piss him off you could always whip his ass in Mario kart, that would infuriate even a demon.

Lets switch things up from the norm a bit, challenge him to a card game for HIS soul honestly doesnt matter what you put on the line at this point. See how demons like it when humans cheat them out of their souls

>>780448
We'll find out after I win.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFkdcQgNJHo

"For plans so amazing that I can't even think of them! If you have any suggestions though that would be welcome."

>>780448
"Whatever I want."

Well way to suck the fun out of it, dude.

Go watch the first episode of the anime so he can get a handle on the rules and idea of how to play.

>>781471
Man, your taste sucks, dude.

Fine, better than nothing.

Mario Kart it is.

>>781471
Blasphemy! You take that back! Crash Team Racing is nothing more than a cheap mockery of the glory known as Mario Kart! It is nowhere near being the same thing!

>what you willing to do to save your soul
Meh. It's not even at the top of my priority list, though it'd be nice.

>>782483
Uh-huh. And I trust you to not just use this as a chance to take it yourself why?

*cough* man you need to brush your teeth, your breath smells awful... Warn me next time you go all demon mouth on me.

By the way you may want to keep your eyes on the screen, and stop trying to be creepy. I just got a turbo and launched a tracking missile at you.

>>782483
Your existence is a technicality? Wait, don't tell me...is the reason grandma trusts you because you're somehow related to her by blood?! Does this make you and me cousins or something?!

>>782495
She trusts him for no good reason and she as good as admitted to sleeping with a demon. Of course that's the reason we're stuck with this putz.

Doing incidental good for selfish self interest doesn't make you a good person. That makes you pragmatic or ambitious.

...Didn't know she was into that kind of thing. I mean lesbian demon sex followed by literally ripping out the demons heart doesnt seem like the craziest thing she's done but still... When I get back I'm going to have a LONG talk with my socks about all the great stories she hasnt told me! ...it also doesn't seem very helpful to rip out a long time allies heart.

What kind of demon follows rules anyway? I thought you guys were supposed to be chaotic evil!

>>785154
This elevator sure is taking a long time to get to the party. Let's start asking, "Are we there yet?" every few minutes until we get there. Just like in all of those comedy movies that have really long road trips!

And speaking of dirty tricks you are about to drive into an oil spill. Seriously can you just stop trying to show off or be creepy? It doesn't work and it's just going to make you lose

Oh. Boy. An obnoxious step-uncle. That's what my life was missing.