Apples 2016/09/05(Mon)18:23 No. 746374 ID: a4ec41
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This is Butan Man. Make him press the Butan.

>>746374
Don't you dare push that.

Go out and live your life instead. You aren't a slave to no button pushing agenda!

Well... maybe don't press the button. But y'know, that pedestal sure looks convenient to lean on. Like just the right height if you were supporting yourself with your elbow. Y'know?

Apples 2016/09/05(Mon)18:28 No. 746378 ID: a4ec41
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>>746376
Butan Man can't find the exit.

PULL the button.

>>746378
Trapped like a rat! That always makes your claustrophobia flare up.

>>746378
PUSH BUTAN

Apples 2016/09/05(Mon)18:35 No. 746383 ID: a4ec41
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>>746380
Butan Man is starting to panic.

Sit on the butan.

Fart on button.

Apples 2016/09/05(Mon)18:45 No. 746389 ID: a4ec41
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Butan Man says he wants to get out.

Apples 2016/09/05(Mon)18:52 No. 746391 ID: a4ec41
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"Help me, help me," says Butan Man.

>>746389
What if the butan opens an exit?

>>746391
Stand back, I'm going to break the 4th wall and let you out!
*punches 4th wall*
OW!!! My wrist! DX

Apples 2016/09/05(Mon)18:56 No. 746397 ID: a4ec41
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>>746392
Butan Man is apprehensive.

Plot twist: we are actually playing as Butan.

Butan: press Butan man

>>746397
Hold the button hostage! Threaten to kill the button, if they don't release you.

Apples 2016/09/05(Mon)19:10 No. 746407 ID: a4ec41
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>>746398
The butan is pressed by Butan Man.

Apples 2016/09/05(Mon)19:10 No. 746408 ID: a4ec41
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Win.

Apples 2016/09/05(Mon)19:19 No. 746412 ID: a4ec41
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You are the Hero. You are walking through an Enchanted Glade. There are exits to the North, East and South. Your path is blocked by an Orcs. What do?

befriend the orcs

>>746412
You get mad at the narrator for misleading you. The narrator used the plural Orcs meaning more than one Orc, however there is only one Orc here so the singular Orc should've been used instead. Clearly the narrator doesn't know the difference between plural and singular.

tell it to look out, then when it turns around pants them and laugh.

Apples 2016/09/05(Mon)19:28 No. 746419 ID: a4ec41
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>>746413
There is no the orcs here.
An Orcs blocks your path.

Greet Orcs.

By fire emblem logic, Sword should be able to have an advantage against axes. attack Orcs.

Blow the orcs a kiss

Stab Orcs

Apples 2016/09/05(Mon)19:39 No. 746432 ID: a4ec41
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>>746427
You cannot blow an Orcs!
Your path is blocked by an Orcs.

Sex The Orc.

s

walk around Orcs

>>746419
Befriend an Orcs.

Go south.

Apples 2016/09/05(Mon)19:51 No. 746444 ID: a4ec41
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>>746439
You attempt to befriend an Orcs.
An Orcs has become enraged.

Go for an Orcs jugular

>>746444
Smoothly transition from hug to GERMAN SUPLEX

>>746444
Blowing an Orcs is suddenly looking a lot more attractive. It beats the hell out of having rage wrecked upon oneself.

>>746445

Apples 2016/09/05(Mon)20:02 No. 746452 ID: a4ec41
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>>746445
You cannot Go that way right now.
There are exits to the North,East and South.
Your path is blocked by an enraged Orcs

>>746447

Go south

Leave the Orcs alone for now, go south.

Apples 2016/09/05(Mon)20:25 No. 746459 ID: a4ec41
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>>746456
You Go to the South.
You are captured by a the Royal Guards who mistake you for a wanted thief. You are sentenced to life in prison by a corrupt court system.
You die alone in a dungeon.

Don't just lie around, lazybones, go south.

Apples 2016/09/05(Mon)20:33 No. 746464 ID: a4ec41
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Detective Titsboobs! Thank goodness you've come! There's been a terrible crime! Someone has murdered...

Apples 2016/09/05(Mon)20:34 No. 746465 ID: a4ec41
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my BUTT!

Apples 2016/09/05(Mon)20:34 No. 746467 ID: a4ec41
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Please, Detective Titsboobs, can you figure out whodunit?

Boob-Dogs: Jump out of Detective Titsboobs' jacket and sniff the butt.

Well, there's only two people around, so it's either you or Detective Titsboobs.

Detective Titsboobs, get a strapon and make sure you're the one to murder that fine booty.

You must inspect the victim for evidence

>>746467
Examine the knife for fingerprints.

>>746467
It was your own tits.

You have no choice but to murder the man whose but was murdered in order to protect your tits, and frame him for the murder of his butt and his own suicide.

It was your book, Detective Titsboobs and the Case of the Dead Booty, come to life!

She murdered her own butt for the insurance money, case closed. Unless she has a butler, in which case he did it. Unless they were in collusion.

>>746467
>>746507
>The buttler did it
Case closed

holy shit what an awful pun

The culprit was obviously her tits jealous of dat fine booty. Don't check the knife for finger prints check it for nipple prints.

It was obviously the lady next door. Her ass be so ugly and shameful, she had to kill dis fine booty to make her feel better.

Apples 2016/09/06(Tue)16:44 No. 746619 ID: a4ec41
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>>746511

>>746623
Not even a citizen's arrest? You're an illegal alien? *gasp*

I figure her tits are so huge they constitute small children with no legal adult rights, so attempting a citizen's arrest with them on her chest would be gross misconduct from risking the lives of two small children

Also what are their names

NEXT QUEST

Apples 2016/09/06(Tue)16:58 No. 746630 ID: a4ec41
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You are Prince Fairchild of Sargosia. Your kingdom has been shattered by the evil Klaputnik Horde. With nothing but the clothes on your back and your sword, Brightsheen in your hand, you set off on a quest to find the mythical Well of Lorthonias which has the power to restore your kingdom.

>>746630

Be sure to look out over the vast, enchanting, extremely tedious to draw landscape through which you make your sojourn.

>>746632
Yeah, the well might be hiding amongst all those intricate details.

Let me guess: the Klaputnik Horde goes kaput due to leadership error (King Kaputski had a heart attack) and infighting, you didn't have to do anything.

NEXT!

Apples 2016/09/06(Tue)17:15 No. 746639 ID: a4ec41
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>>746632
You look out over the majestic landscape. The mystical land of Tourmalon stretches out beneath you like a verdant, purple blanket. From your vantage you can see the floating islands of Fam...zippy zappy something

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

>>746640
Quick, now reboot it as a porn quest.

Surely the next quest won't end at the title!

Apples 2016/09/06(Tue)17:56 No. 746654 ID: a4ec41
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Choose your character's sex.

This is an Apples quest so both.

...WAIT. YOU TRICKED ME!

Let's choose both FEMALE and FEMALE. I mean come on it's 2016.

>Choose your character's sex.
Lots of it. We want to have lots of sex.

>>746659
This.

>>746659
That's what scares me.

Apples 2016/09/06(Tue)18:13 No. 746665 ID: a4ec41
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You have chosen female!

Step 2: Choose your weapon specialty.

Swords

Spears

Axes

Halberds

Whips

Ninja Forks

Bows

Staves

>>746665
Whip for it's multiple uses!

>>746665
Fucking Ninja Forks.

spear

>>746665
Ninja forks.

Apples 2016/09/06(Tue)18:27 No. 746672 ID: a4ec41
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You've chosen Ninja Forks

Step 3. Choose a weapon sub specialty:

1. dual wield

2. triple wield

3. throwing

4. spinning very fast

5. waterproof

6. low maintenance

7. hidden weapon

8. bleed damage

9. super fast

10. boomerang weapon

11. can hold weapon upside down

12. Blessed

13. weapon is very light

14. Pacifism

pacifism

spinning very fast

>>746672
Blessed quintuple wield spinning very fast pacifism.

We fight as an insane blur that slices the enemy's weapons and clothes to pieces without ever scratching the enemy.

>>746676
THIS. THIS. OH GOD THIS.

>>746672
Bleed Damage! It seems very useful with the current weapon

>>746676
Perfect

Hidden weapon

up your ass and you're dead from internal bleeding

pacifist

Ohhh, I love quests where character creation takes up half the quest. Pacifism because 'pacifism head explosion' is the best attack name ever.

>>746672
Of all weapon types, clearly a low-maintenance one is best. Otherwise the forks might get rusty from all the stabbing we'll undoubtedly be doing just as soon as character generation is over.

If you guys wanted pacifism, you shoulda gone with axes.

We need triple wield, so we get 9 forks a hand.

spaghetti

11.

Apples 2016/09/07(Wed)13:26 No. 746849 ID: a4ec41
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You have chosen Pacifism. You are an expert at disarming and disabling opponents without killing them.

Step 4: Choose Hair Style

1. Ponytail

2. Long

3. Spike Mohawk

4. Regular Mohawk

5. Side bun earmuffs

6. Top knot

7. Side Ponytail

8. Cat Ears

9. Afro

10. Too long to bne practical

11. HJigh and Tight

12. Beehive

13. Bangs

14. Front Ponytail

15. Pom poms

16. Pompadour

17. Butt shaped hair

18. Big poofy hair

pony tail

3, 3.

We need two mohawks to be twice as punk.

Butt shaped hair. It's the Butt-ler's daughter.

Apples 2016/09/07(Wed)13:52 No. 746859 ID: a4ec41
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You've chosen Ponytail.

Step 5: Choose hair color.

1. Green

2. Pink

3. Red

4. Blonde

Pretty in Pink

Apples 2016/09/07(Wed)14:03 No. 746863 ID: a4ec41
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You are Mr. Ice Cream.

Do battle with the villainous-but-elderly Mr. Toffee Cake!

>>746863
Eat yourself. You just can't resist!

Funny.

NEXT

Apples 2016/09/07(Wed)14:11 No. 746867 ID: a4ec41
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>>746864
Time to saddle up, motherfucker.

>>746867
You don't own a horse, dumbass.

Wait, did you remember to reload? Grab some armor-sprinklers and a few antipersonnel-nuts.

I don't know if we're ready. I'm thinking we should get a second scoop just to be sure.

Yeah! lets go fuck up those Mint Chocolate chip mother fuckers and then have a three way with Cookies and a Hot Apple Pie!

Apples 2016/09/07(Wed)15:48 No. 746894 ID: a4ec41
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>>746872
Time to double down!

>>746894
LETS DO THIS

Kick down the door where our target is at and utter a witty one liner. What, you don't have a one liner? Try 'I brought the rocky road...with sprinkles'.

>>746894
Try to breach into a room with a witty one liner, only to get shotgun blasted into oblivion.

Apples 2016/09/07(Wed)17:30 No. 746916 ID: a4ec41
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>>746913

SurPIEse motherfucker. We still got our cone and appendages.

Apples 2016/09/07(Wed)17:42 No. 746923 ID: a4ec41
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"I just... I don't know. Did I do the right thing?"

>>746923
Nope.

>>746925
Technically no, but we love you. Please don't kill yourself.

I don't care. Where are the Ms. Fanservices?

How am I supposed to tell you if it was the right thing if I don't even know what it was? Exposit on your terrible gut wrenching choice.

Also I need to see more of that lizard girl that won't stop hugging people because reasons. Just make sure she's somewhere in the background for the next couple panels.

>>746923
Confess your sins to confessa bear, now

>>746923
Define "right thing".

Apples 2016/09/07(Wed)18:22 No. 746943 ID: a4ec41
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>>746930
>>746931
>>746934

Blimby: Technically... no.

Pleppo: *sniffle*

Blimby: But we still love you no matter what. C'mere.

Pleppo: I just... I *sob* *sob*

Apples 2016/09/07(Wed)18:22 No. 746944 ID: a4ec41
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Blimby: You couldn't have known, Pleppo.

Pleppo: *sob* I just... I just....

Blimby: Shhh.







Pleppo: Blimby?

Blimby: Yes, Pleppo?

Pleppo: Tell me it's going to be alright...

Blimby: ...

>>746944
No, it's not going to be all right. You doomed us all, the world is gonna die.

Of course, we still all love you anyways, for these last few moments of life, due to your insidious mind control.

Only if you let me stick it in your pooper first.

>>746944
It's ok, we can buy more ice cream.

Apples 2016/09/07(Wed)19:07 No. 746953 ID: a4ec41
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Zimby: Blimby?

Apples 2016/09/07(Wed)19:07 No. 746954 ID: a4ec41
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Zimby: ...

Apples 2016/09/07(Wed)19:07 No. 746955 ID: a4ec41
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Zimby: ...

Zimby: I should have known you'd take his side.

>>746955
Totally not doing that, buddy.

Don't cry Zimby, maybe you'll find new love in the RULE 34 fanart world?

>>746955
Harem end! (...as the world burns).

>>746955
Start a fight with Zimby, "SHE'S MINE NOW, STEP OFF"

>>746955
try to please Zimby as well, but fail, thus propagating the arc where Zimby joins forces with Orochimbyru

Zimby did nothing wrong, you guise.

I'm not taking sides! I just can't stand to lose any more of my friends...

Launch his sides into orbit.

Blimby: tell them your not taking sides they are both your friends, and they need to stop this rivalry before someone gets hurt.

Sudden Mexican Stand off?

You're making assumptions. We're not taking sides.

>>747387
obviously.

...and then suddenly Dear Sister plays out.

Apples 2016/09/30(Fri)19:43 No. 750481 ID: a4ec41
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Your ball stopped rolling. Get it rolling again.

>>750481
MIGHTY FOOT ENGAGED

>>750481
Shoot the ball. To death.

rolled 79, 78, 77, 49, 2, 98, 40, 69, 71, 31, 2, 26, 2, 77, 44, 92, 77, 95, 67, 92, 79, 49, 65, 80, 13, 69, 9, 48, 71, 55, 35, 49, 33, 11, 98, 34, 9, 37, 3, 80, 67, 5, 5, 68, 81, 48, 60, 58, 42, 26, 49, 20, 75, 13, 100, 87, 82, 9, 35, 52, 63, 69, 1, 95, 80, 98, 29, 89, 34, 32, 68, 1, 37, 72, 68, 17, 19, 28, 74, 61, 54, 23, 81, 28, 35, 80, 14, 17, 89, 48, 68, 51, 16, 68, 46, 96, 65, 75, 84, 99 = 5249

---

YOU ARE THE BALL.

ROLL ROLL ROLL

Why does the ball need to roll for your amusement? You should feel ashamed of yourself. Stop oppressing that poor ball, and let it rest.

Apples 2016/09/30(Fri)20:05 No. 750487 ID: a4ec41
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>>750483
>>750484
Mighty Foot Engaged. Let's fuck this ball up!

Fuck this, I'm out.

Don't forget the one-liner!

"You'll get a kick outta this."

"Ball meet boot."

"My feet are ball magnets."

smash ball into air with giga boot.

>>750487
"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and you're a ball!"

"..."

*gunshots and banging noises ensue*

apply maximum boot then juggle it in the air with the guns.

Kick the ball with a witty one liner, only to get shotgun blasted into oblivion.

Cut to five minutes later when destruction has occurred everywhere except the exact spot the ball is currently resting.

Remember the words of your sensei, Michael Jordan-san, and be the ball.

Apples 2016/10/01(Sat)11:58 No. 750567 ID: a4ec41
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LIGHT IT UP!

Apples 2016/10/01(Sat)11:58 No. 750568 ID: a4ec41
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Your attacks had no effect.

Dig out the ground under the ball.

>>750568
>Your attacks had no effect.
No, you're aim sucks. You completely missed the ball!

>>750568
Spend 3 episodes doing a DBZ style power up.

>>750568
FLYING KICKU

Throw a rock at the ball!

It's immune to physical attacks, try magic. Lightning bolt!

"SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER" - As it pulls out a gun of it's own.

The ball was really the disembodied head of Erik King the whole time!

Hire canine mercenary for 20 coin

Use the extremely dangerous forbidden technique that your master taught you never to use.

Polymorph it then cast True Mind Switch.

Apples 2016/10/01(Sat)15:26 No. 750622 ID: a4ec41
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>>750577
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! TIME TO POWER UPPPPPP!!!!

Apples 2016/10/01(Sat)15:27 No. 750623 ID: a4ec41
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How embarrassing!

>>750623
rub your ghost boner on an unsuspecting victim. You're an invisible ghost, my vote goes to doing it to a bad tv preacher

>>750623
Get a ghost blowjob.

>>750625
A Ghojob!

Haunt a locker room, see if you become more boner than ghost.

ghost breast expansion

>>750625
Absolutely.

Since you're a ghost, anyone or anything blowing you counts as a ghost blow job (woo woo)!

Apples 2016/10/02(Sun)12:50 No. 750797 ID: a4ec41
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>>750632

Apples 2016/10/02(Sun)12:53 No. 750802 ID: a4ec41
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Uh oh...

>>750802
Fuck a wall.

>>750802
Put those tits to work, gals. This thing isn't going to get itself off!

Apples 2016/10/02(Sun)14:56 No. 750823 ID: a4ec41
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Don't ask me what he was doing in the girl's locker room.

>>750823
Well good, he can be your messenger! Tell him it's his job to get those girls to help you, or you're going to spooge all over him!

Don't be shy, possess the boy.

/DrNick

Come on kid kick that creepy ghost out of here. It's your time to be the hero. Forget whatever the haters may say about the fact that those women clearly cannot see the spooky ghost. Your heroics will speek for themselves.

>>750826
What no posses that chick!

>>750823
Dude help this boner won't go down

>>750823
No, imma ask anyway. What is he doing in the girl's locker room?