Blimby: tell them your not taking sides they are both your friends, and they need to stop this rivalry before someone gets hurt.

Sudden Mexican Stand off?

You're making assumptions. We're not taking sides.

>>747387
obviously.

...and then suddenly Dear Sister plays out.

Apples 2016/09/30(Fri)19:43 No. 750481 ID: a4ec41
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Your ball stopped rolling. Get it rolling again.

>>750481
MIGHTY FOOT ENGAGED

>>750481
Shoot the ball. To death.

rolled 79, 78, 77, 49, 2, 98, 40, 69, 71, 31, 2, 26, 2, 77, 44, 92, 77, 95, 67, 92, 79, 49, 65, 80, 13, 69, 9, 48, 71, 55, 35, 49, 33, 11, 98, 34, 9, 37, 3, 80, 67, 5, 5, 68, 81, 48, 60, 58, 42, 26, 49, 20, 75, 13, 100, 87, 82, 9, 35, 52, 63, 69, 1, 95, 80, 98, 29, 89, 34, 32, 68, 1, 37, 72, 68, 17, 19, 28, 74, 61, 54, 23, 81, 28, 35, 80, 14, 17, 89, 48, 68, 51, 16, 68, 46, 96, 65, 75, 84, 99 = 5249

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YOU ARE THE BALL.

ROLL ROLL ROLL

Why does the ball need to roll for your amusement? You should feel ashamed of yourself. Stop oppressing that poor ball, and let it rest.

Apples 2016/09/30(Fri)20:05 No. 750487 ID: a4ec41
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>>750483
>>750484
Mighty Foot Engaged. Let's fuck this ball up!

Fuck this, I'm out.

Don't forget the one-liner!

"You'll get a kick outta this."

"Ball meet boot."

"My feet are ball magnets."

smash ball into air with giga boot.

>>750487
"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and you're a ball!"

"..."

*gunshots and banging noises ensue*

apply maximum boot then juggle it in the air with the guns.

Kick the ball with a witty one liner, only to get shotgun blasted into oblivion.

Cut to five minutes later when destruction has occurred everywhere except the exact spot the ball is currently resting.

Remember the words of your sensei, Michael Jordan-san, and be the ball.

Apples 2016/10/01(Sat)11:58 No. 750567 ID: a4ec41
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LIGHT IT UP!

Apples 2016/10/01(Sat)11:58 No. 750568 ID: a4ec41
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Your attacks had no effect.

Dig out the ground under the ball.

>>750568
>Your attacks had no effect.
No, you're aim sucks. You completely missed the ball!

>>750568
Spend 3 episodes doing a DBZ style power up.

>>750568
FLYING KICKU

Throw a rock at the ball!

It's immune to physical attacks, try magic. Lightning bolt!

"SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER" - As it pulls out a gun of it's own.

The ball was really the disembodied head of Erik King the whole time!

Hire canine mercenary for 20 coin

Use the extremely dangerous forbidden technique that your master taught you never to use.

Polymorph it then cast True Mind Switch.

Apples 2016/10/01(Sat)15:26 No. 750622 ID: a4ec41
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>>750577
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! TIME TO POWER UPPPPPP!!!!

Apples 2016/10/01(Sat)15:27 No. 750623 ID: a4ec41
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How embarrassing!

>>750623
rub your ghost boner on an unsuspecting victim. You're an invisible ghost, my vote goes to doing it to a bad tv preacher

>>750623
Get a ghost blowjob.

>>750625
A Ghojob!

Haunt a locker room, see if you become more boner than ghost.

ghost breast expansion

>>750625
Absolutely.

Since you're a ghost, anyone or anything blowing you counts as a ghost blow job (woo woo)!

Apples 2016/10/02(Sun)12:50 No. 750797 ID: a4ec41
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>>750632

Apples 2016/10/02(Sun)12:53 No. 750802 ID: a4ec41
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Uh oh...

>>750802
Fuck a wall.

>>750802
Put those tits to work, gals. This thing isn't going to get itself off!

Apples 2016/10/02(Sun)14:56 No. 750823 ID: a4ec41
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Don't ask me what he was doing in the girl's locker room.

>>750823
Well good, he can be your messenger! Tell him it's his job to get those girls to help you, or you're going to spooge all over him!

Don't be shy, possess the boy.

/DrNick

Come on kid kick that creepy ghost out of here. It's your time to be the hero. Forget whatever the haters may say about the fact that those women clearly cannot see the spooky ghost. Your heroics will speek for themselves.

>>750826
What no posses that chick!

>>750823
Dude help this boner won't go down

>>750823
No, imma ask anyway. What is he doing in the girl's locker room?