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746373 No. 746373 ID: a4ec41

Apples Presents: A bunch of stupid short quests too dumb for their own threads. This is very stream of consciousness so be prepared for, nay, expect NSFW themes mixed in with the stupid fun stuff.
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No. 746843 ID: e95cec

spaghetti
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No. 746845 ID: 15a025

11.
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No. 746849 ID: a4ec41
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746849

You have chosen Pacifism. You are an expert at disarming and disabling opponents without killing them.

Step 4: Choose Hair Style

1. Ponytail

2. Long

3. Spike Mohawk

4. Regular Mohawk

5. Side bun earmuffs

6. Top knot

7. Side Ponytail

8. Cat Ears

9. Afro

10. Too long to bne practical

11. HJigh and Tight

12. Beehive

13. Bangs

14. Front Ponytail

15. Pom poms

16. Pompadour

17. Butt shaped hair

18. Big poofy hair
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No. 746850 ID: ba506f

pony tail
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No. 746852 ID: db0da2

3, 3.

We need two mohawks to be twice as punk.
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No. 746853 ID: 180f83

Butt shaped hair. It's the Butt-ler's daughter.
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No. 746859 ID: a4ec41
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746859

You've chosen Ponytail.

Step 5: Choose hair color.

1. Green

2. Pink

3. Red

4. Blonde
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No. 746861 ID: db0da2

Pretty in Pink
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No. 746863 ID: a4ec41
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746863

You are Mr. Ice Cream.
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No. 746864 ID: 71d443

Do battle with the villainous-but-elderly Mr. Toffee Cake!
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No. 746865 ID: 3abd97

>>746863
Eat yourself. You just can't resist!
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No. 746866 ID: 46f8b1

Funny.

NEXT
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No. 746867 ID: a4ec41
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746867

>>746864
Time to saddle up, motherfucker.
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No. 746868 ID: db0da2

>>746867
You don't own a horse, dumbass.
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No. 746869 ID: 46f8b1

Wait, did you remember to reload? Grab some armor-sprinklers and a few antipersonnel-nuts.
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No. 746872 ID: 352264

I don't know if we're ready. I'm thinking we should get a second scoop just to be sure.
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No. 746891 ID: 3583d1

Yeah! lets go fuck up those Mint Chocolate chip mother fuckers and then have a three way with Cookies and a Hot Apple Pie!
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No. 746894 ID: a4ec41
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746894

>>746872
Time to double down!
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No. 746896 ID: 398fe1

>>746894
LETS DO THIS
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No. 746899 ID: 352264

Kick down the door where our target is at and utter a witty one liner. What, you don't have a one liner? Try 'I brought the rocky road...with sprinkles'.
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No. 746913 ID: fc10b4

>>746894
Try to breach into a room with a witty one liner, only to get shotgun blasted into oblivion.
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No. 746916 ID: a4ec41
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746916

>>746913
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No. 746917 ID: a4ec41
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746917

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No. 746918 ID: a4ec41
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746918

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No. 746919 ID: a4ec41
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746919

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No. 746921 ID: 15a025

SurPIEse motherfucker. We still got our cone and appendages.
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No. 746922 ID: a4ec41
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746922

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No. 746923 ID: a4ec41
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746923

"I just... I don't know. Did I do the right thing?"
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No. 746925 ID: 3abd97

>>746923
Nope.
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No. 746930 ID: 3e182c

>>746925
Technically no, but we love you. Please don't kill yourself.
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No. 746931 ID: 094652

I don't care. Where are the Ms. Fanservices?
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No. 746934 ID: 352264

How am I supposed to tell you if it was the right thing if I don't even know what it was? Exposit on your terrible gut wrenching choice.

Also I need to see more of that lizard girl that won't stop hugging people because reasons. Just make sure she's somewhere in the background for the next couple panels.
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No. 746938 ID: 15a025

>>746923
Confess your sins to confessa bear, now
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No. 746942 ID: 398fe1

>>746923
Define "right thing".
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No. 746943 ID: a4ec41
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746943

>>746930
>>746931
>>746934

Blimby: Technically... no.

Pleppo: *sniffle*

Blimby: But we still love you no matter what. C'mere.

Pleppo: I just... I *sob* *sob*
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No. 746944 ID: a4ec41
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746944

Blimby: You couldn't have known, Pleppo.

Pleppo: *sob* I just... I just....

Blimby: Shhh.







Pleppo: Blimby?

Blimby: Yes, Pleppo?

Pleppo: Tell me it's going to be alright...

Blimby: ...
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No. 746947 ID: 3abd97

>>746944
No, it's not going to be all right. You doomed us all, the world is gonna die.

Of course, we still all love you anyways, for these last few moments of life, due to your insidious mind control.
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No. 746948 ID: 3e182c

Only if you let me stick it in your pooper first.
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No. 746951 ID: 398fe1

>>746944
It's ok, we can buy more ice cream.
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No. 746953 ID: a4ec41
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746953

Zimby: Blimby?
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No. 746954 ID: a4ec41
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746954

Zimby: ...
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No. 746955 ID: a4ec41
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746955

Zimby: ...

Zimby: I should have known you'd take his side.
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No. 746957 ID: 398fe1

>>746955
Totally not doing that, buddy.
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No. 746959 ID: 180f83

Don't cry Zimby, maybe you'll find new love in the RULE 34 fanart world?
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No. 746960 ID: 3abd97

>>746955
Harem end! (...as the world burns).
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No. 746966 ID: 3955f5

>>746955
Start a fight with Zimby, "SHE'S MINE NOW, STEP OFF"
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No. 746975 ID: c93238

>>746955
try to please Zimby as well, but fail, thus propagating the arc where Zimby joins forces with Orochimbyru
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No. 746979 ID: 9876c4

Zimby did nothing wrong, you guise.
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No. 746993 ID: db0da2

I'm not taking sides! I just can't stand to lose any more of my friends...
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No. 746994 ID: 71d443

Launch his sides into orbit.
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No. 747018 ID: b71ec8

Blimby: tell them your not taking sides they are both your friends, and they need to stop this rivalry before someone gets hurt.
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No. 747387 ID: d3e654

Sudden Mexican Stand off?
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No. 747388 ID: 15a025

You're making assumptions. We're not taking sides.
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No. 747389 ID: 9876c4

>>747387
obviously.
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No. 747390 ID: 398fe1

...and then suddenly Dear Sister plays out.
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No. 750481 ID: a4ec41
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750481

Your ball stopped rolling. Get it rolling again.
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No. 750483 ID: 7b7ab3

>>750481
MIGHTY FOOT ENGAGED
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No. 750484 ID: 3abd97

>>750481
Shoot the ball. To death.
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No. 750485 ID: 094652

rolled 79, 78, 77, 49, 2, 98, 40, 69, 71, 31, 2, 26, 2, 77, 44, 92, 77, 95, 67, 92, 79, 49, 65, 80, 13, 69, 9, 48, 71, 55, 35, 49, 33, 11, 98, 34, 9, 37, 3, 80, 67, 5, 5, 68, 81, 48, 60, 58, 42, 26, 49, 20, 75, 13, 100, 87, 82, 9, 35, 52, 63, 69, 1, 95, 80, 98, 29, 89, 34, 32, 68, 1, 37, 72, 68, 17, 19, 28, 74, 61, 54, 23, 81, 28, 35, 80, 14, 17, 89, 48, 68, 51, 16, 68, 46, 96, 65, 75, 84, 99 = 5249

YOU ARE THE BALL.

ROLL ROLL ROLL
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No. 750486 ID: 44448c

Why does the ball need to roll for your amusement? You should feel ashamed of yourself. Stop oppressing that poor ball, and let it rest.
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No. 750487 ID: a4ec41
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750487

>>750483
>>750484
Mighty Foot Engaged. Let's fuck this ball up!
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No. 750490 ID: 3e182c

Fuck this, I'm out.
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No. 750491 ID: 7b7ab3

Don't forget the one-liner!

"You'll get a kick outta this."

"Ball meet boot."

"My feet are ball magnets."
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No. 750492 ID: 15a025

smash ball into air with giga boot.
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No. 750495 ID: 3abd97

>>750487
"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and you're a ball!"

"..."

*gunshots and banging noises ensue*
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No. 750496 ID: 3663d3

apply maximum boot then juggle it in the air with the guns.
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No. 750539 ID: a886eb

Kick the ball with a witty one liner, only to get shotgun blasted into oblivion.
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No. 750548 ID: 44448c

Cut to five minutes later when destruction has occurred everywhere except the exact spot the ball is currently resting.
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No. 750549 ID: 71d443

Remember the words of your sensei, Michael Jordan-san, and be the ball.
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No. 750567 ID: a4ec41
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750567

LIGHT IT UP!
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No. 750568 ID: a4ec41
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750568

Your attacks had no effect.
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No. 750569 ID: 2a4623

Dig out the ground under the ball.
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No. 750575 ID: 91ee5f

>>750568
>Your attacks had no effect.
No, you're aim sucks. You completely missed the ball!
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No. 750577 ID: 3abd97

>>750568
Spend 3 episodes doing a DBZ style power up.
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No. 750579 ID: 398fe1

>>750568
FLYING KICKU
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No. 750586 ID: 15a025

Throw a rock at the ball!
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No. 750591 ID: 90f3c0

It's immune to physical attacks, try magic. Lightning bolt!
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No. 750596 ID: 3e182c

"SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER" - As it pulls out a gun of it's own.

The ball was really the disembodied head of Erik King the whole time!
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No. 750598 ID: b0a066

Hire canine mercenary for 20 coin
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No. 750599 ID: db0da2

Use the extremely dangerous forbidden technique that your master taught you never to use.
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No. 750604 ID: 16bb01

Polymorph it then cast True Mind Switch.
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No. 750622 ID: a4ec41
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750622

>>750577
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! TIME TO POWER UPPPPPP!!!!
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No. 750623 ID: a4ec41
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750623

How embarrassing!
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No. 750624 ID: 9f3729

>>750623
rub your ghost boner on an unsuspecting victim. You're an invisible ghost, my vote goes to doing it to a bad tv preacher
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No. 750625 ID: 398fe1

>>750623
Get a ghost blowjob.
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No. 750628 ID: 3e182c

>>750625
A Ghojob!
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No. 750632 ID: 9876c4

Haunt a locker room, see if you become more boner than ghost.
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No. 750633 ID: 893948

ghost breast expansion
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No. 750638 ID: 3abd97

>>750625
Absolutely.

Since you're a ghost, anyone or anything blowing you counts as a ghost blow job (woo woo)!
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No. 750797 ID: a4ec41
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750797

>>750632
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No. 750802 ID: a4ec41
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750802

Uh oh...
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No. 750805 ID: 398fe1

>>750802
Fuck a wall.
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No. 750809 ID: 3abd97

>>750802
Put those tits to work, gals. This thing isn't going to get itself off!
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No. 750823 ID: a4ec41
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750823

Don't ask me what he was doing in the girl's locker room.
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No. 750825 ID: 3abd97

>>750823
Well good, he can be your messenger! Tell him it's his job to get those girls to help you, or you're going to spooge all over him!
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No. 750826 ID: 9876c4

Don't be shy, possess the boy.

/DrNick
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No. 750831 ID: 769729

Come on kid kick that creepy ghost out of here. It's your time to be the hero. Forget whatever the haters may say about the fact that those women clearly cannot see the spooky ghost. Your heroics will speek for themselves.
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No. 750854 ID: 15a025

>>750826
What no posses that chick!
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No. 750875 ID: 398fe1

>>750823
Dude help this boner won't go down
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No. 751147 ID: ceb7cb

>>750823
No, imma ask anyway. What is he doing in the girl's locker room?
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