...Attack people on the road?

How many people have gone by so far? Maybe you should have timed this better.

continue to reboot your life till you find yourself in a world where stuff actually happens

So, who are you?

how good are you with them furious fists? maybe do some practice movements on that tree there to kill some time and keep active.

maybe walk down the road and hope something attacks you.

Rynh 2016/03/27(Sun)08:12 No. 711744 ID: 265534
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Punching trees might be slightly more entertaining, but it would totally blow my cover.

I need to be sneaky for now and stay hidden, or I guess I could move deeper into the woods.
The only thing anyone saw was something brown knocking them over and taking their stuff.

Stay near the road, you will want a reliable escape route.

did you see where it ran off to?

Step 1. Acquire bag and shove it full of crap that might look like loot from a distance.

Step 2. Walk down road with said bag until you get pushed over and someone steals your fake loot.

Step 3. Justice fists.

>>711747
yis

>>711747
yee

>>711747
solid plan. do it.

You know what will be a great (not for you) situation? Is when someone attacks YOU for thinking that yer the highwayman, but not in brown.

instinctively know that your suspect's name is Jerhal and wait for him at his home

Your panting in the first picture?
Is it hot out?
Quick, add more clothing for insulation! Maybe we should go to the lake, the monster would likely be bathing on this hot day. Because it sounds like a bear after pic-nic baskets!

It won't ever come out unless there's someone it could attack on the road. This obviously can't be you, since you plan on ambushing it: you need a bait.

Jehral will do. Find Jehral.

Naw, what you should do is get yourself ambushed.
A robe, some padding, and a walking stick, and you can probably fake being an old lady or something

Rynh 2016/03/27(Sun)15:55 No. 711792 ID: 265534
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>>711771
It's not cold, but I'm just making awful faces out of boredom. I guess it could be a bear, but that doesn't sounds like how bears act.

>>711772
This sounds like a better plan than actually getting up and taking action myself. Hold on.

>>711792
Magiphones: The perfect thing for remote bossing.

tell him to come out to this road and to bring something to carry then just walk around. let him know if he does it right you'll buy lunch or something.

The thing is brown.
Jehral is brown.
Coincidence? I think not!

Tell him you'll make it worth his while.

Then don't make it worth his while. Then make it worth your while.

>>711792
Ok, holding on.

>>711792
Tell him it's a booty call. You're changing your name to lifts-her-tail.

Rynh 2016/03/28(Mon)04:42 No. 711855 ID: 265534
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Some time later

He'd better show up soon. I don't wanna sit here all day doing nothing. I want to beat something u-URK!

"Oh hey, I found the problem. There was a dragon lurking in the woods. I'll defeat it and be the big hero."

"KEEP IT DOWN, YOU TURD! YOU'RE GONNA RUIN EVERYTHING!"

I think that something has arrived.

You ticklish, Rynh?

oh hey, you're boy toy arrived. Also You dropped your bag of whatever there. Might want to grab that before you leave.

>>711855
Throw Jeral at the something.

Shouldn't you two be in school?

>>711855
Quit grinding against her huge butt and get to work Jehral.
Come on now, you're an expert tracker. What kobold can't track after all that ISN'T half dragon?

>Quit grinding against her huge butt and get to work Jehral.

no remove pants and grind harder

>>711877
seconded

>>711877
Who says he was wearing pants to begin with!

>>711890
Then remove HER pants and grind harder.

Rynh 2016/03/29(Tue)05:01 No. 712074 ID: 265534
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I am not going to- Okay, I give up.

"You haven't caught any robbers yet? I caught something good and I just got here."

"Gyaaa~! Oh my God, you are such a jackass!I'm trying to so something here..."

He just keeps going with no regard for anything. I would stop him, but nothing is happening around here anyway.

okay enough games...Hrrm.
So you're waiting to ambush the thing on the road attacking people, and you have Jehral here as bait...
Wonder what the odds are of Rynh getting ambushed instead of Jehral?

Ignore spectator and keep fucking.

>>712074
Something in the bushes. Ambush it while dragging Jehral along slash keeping him in place with your thighs and or tail.

Be wary of voyeur. Make sure Jehral notices too, but pretend ignorance, lull them into false sense of security.

Then when they're least expecting it, pounce on them.

Flip over so you are on top and show him how it's done!

ok clearly people don't know that this thing attacks people on the road. You may want to keep fucking but you can probably do that later unless you can fuck while attacking your voyeur, but that's impossible.

Well.. if its something dangerous Rynh can just roll onto her side and fire-breath it. Should buy some time to detach the boyfriend.

>but that's impossible
that sounds like a challenge to me.

There's something over there! In the bushes!
Are you even wearing your protection charm right now anyway? That idiot better pull out.

You know, there are a bunch of wild animals that can be attracted by loud sounds and strong smells. Maybe you could reconsider doing something that produces both of those while a bear or something is in those bushes over there about to charge out and disembowel you both.

oh hey someone seems to be watching you from the bushes.

Well that escalated quickly. Ignore the mystery rustler, if they come any closer then you can just beat the shit out of them.

Continue to pretend to be totally distracted by your current activities, so the assailant will think you're a prime target.

light bush on fire

Rynh 2016/03/29(Tue)14:18 No. 712160 ID: 265534
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"SQUEEEEE~!"

HOLY CRAP!

>>712160
BOTH BEASTIALITY AND THREESOMES ARE FOREBODEN! PUNCH IT IN THE DICK!

>>712160
FRY THE BACON

beat the shit out of it... or fire breath. Hell if you're hungry you can eat the damn thing after you BBQ it

>>712160
UPPERCUT, NOW.

Seriously, let it belly dive into your fist. Don't even bother to get up or stop fucking.

Uppercut or headbutt, followed by a fire breath. Fry it good.

Then resume what you were doing.

Have some fried boar as a light post-sex snack.

cook and eat the dinner that has presented itself

Use fire breath on boar. Tell Jehral not to stop.

>>712074
By the way, did you change your mind about kids or is this anti fertility charm from >>/graveyard/520483 still working? ^^

Why is the former chapter on the graveyard?

>>712174
Clearly he's using the oldest form of birth control: Anal.

Oh shit, jump up ready for action while forgetting he's inside you, so actually fall on your ass. On him.

Best plan.

>>712174
Because every so often Gnoll reboots this stuff instead of finishing anything. Rynh might not even be able to breathe fire this time around.

Fist in belly, fire breath if you can.

>>712174
>Why is the former chapter on the graveyard?
Because it was never finished. Like many things.

>>712180
>Rynh might not even be able to breathe fire this time around.
>>711855 Fire, right here.

>>712175
Nah dude, Jehral's pull out game is simply the greatest in all of the land.

Apply furious fists of interrupted coitus to future meal.

Uppercut while having sex.

>>712160
Yell out loud, "Hey! My lunch has arrived!" and then fry it with your fire breath!

>>712160
Given that you're too awesome for a mere wild boar to hurt, focus on protecting Jehral.

Also, boars are stupidly durable so there's pretty much no such thing as overkill right now.

Rynh 2016/03/30(Wed)05:07 No. 712384 ID: 265534
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Stupid pig! Everyone was having a nice time until you came along.

I guess this is good, since it's what I came out here for, but I'm still kind of pissed off.

>lunch has arrived

Mmm... Delicious pork.



>>712174
>>712201
Like I'd leave that up to him...

>>712175

He'd die.

>>712384
Because you'd kill him or?

Speaking of death, it looks like you killed his dong with your vice-like dragon strength. Maybe check he's not permanently dick-damaged.

>>712386
Take a snack break, proceed to either finish things off or take Jehral to hospital depending on whether you ended up doing anything.

Fresh food and public sex, can't beat that.
So like, are you going to eat and bone at the same time now or is the moment over?

>I'm still kind of pissed off.
On to angry sex, then. Get the boy toy back up and to stop whining.

If this thing has been stealing stuff you should find its horde before you go back.

>>712384
>Mmm... Delicious pork.
Glad that's been decided. Let's eat! :-9

Delicious pork, followed by delicious porking. Your day seems booked.

Well, since you've secured pork, you can get right back to porking.

Finish off that pig and eat him. Also tend to your boy-toy and check him for injuries and/or blue metaphorical balls. If former treat him, if latter either treat him or get him to treat himself if you're not in the mood any more. Or make him stew so you can enjoy him more later, I dunno how much tolerance to your torture you've taught him.

so bacon here is what's been stealing everything? Huh, hope we still get paid for this thing. What was the bounty for pork chop here anyways?

>>712384
Why would the pig take peoples stuff? knock them down, sure, but robbing people? Unless it was exclusively food...

Yer job isn't done yet, Rynh.

On the other hand, neither was Jehral.

>>712384
Is the pig brown? Let it run away then follow it. If it's been stealing bags then the remnants will be at its lair.

Rynh 2016/03/31(Thu)14:19 No. 712720 ID: 265534
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Yes, the pig is very brown, but it does seem kind of odd that a pig would rob pe- FUCK YOU, PUT THAT DOWN!

It's stealing my lunch. A PIG CAN'T STEAL MY LUNCH! PIGS ARE LUNCH! RAAAAAGH~!

CHASE THAT PIG

>>712720
Light it on fire!

Or just pick it up by the tail, it looks stuck.

Well now you get to beat the crap out of something, pick up food for diner, and get paid for stopping a thief. Now all you got to do is catch the damn thing and then you have the beginnings of a good day.

Fastball special!

The pig has been trained to steal things! Or it's a shapeshifted wizard or something. Maybe one of those wacky druids.

Throw your boy at him. And start chasing, in case you miss. The boar should be clearing a path through the brush behind it, enough to speed the chase if you keep your head down.

Track it with your expert tracking skills that you have. Or make Jehral do it. Or throw Jehral at it so that he can bite it allowing you to follow its blood trail.

>>712720
That's no ordinary pig, THAT'S A WEREPIG

ignite pig

>>712720
WHY DIDN'T YOU ROAST AND EAT THE PIG WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE?!?! Now we have to chase it!

>>712720
RUN RYHN RUN
CHASE IT DOWN

Throw Jehral at him.

Something something, implied buttsex joke.

>>712720
Burn the forest down in search for the bastard.

Rynh 2016/04/01(Fri)14:02 No. 713028 ID: 265534
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Okay, so I throw Jehral at the pig and he lands on its back before it can escape and is carried off into the woods.

"Keep screaming so I can track you. Hopefully I'll catch up before it eats you alive. Boars are actually really dangerous!"

All to plan.

Why didn't you bring a knife for sandwiches?

For now, try to lead the boar into a tree!

>>713028
Catch up before it eats him!

>>713028
Enact phase 2 of this plan.

>>713053
Catch up after he eats it.

>>713028
Pretty sure he was having more fun ridding you.

...did he have time to pull his pants up? Ridding a wild pig bareback and bare isn't gonna be a very comfortable ride.

this is working well, we now have a way to track the boar so we can beat the shit out of it. And we get to beat the shit out of something, that's how you know it's a great plan!

>>713028
Noooo! What have you done?! Now Jehral is going to eat the pig and not leave any for you!

>>713028
...Where'd the purse go? Did the pig drop it in the bushes or something?

Rynh 2016/04/03(Sun)05:48 No. 713510 ID: 265534
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>Now Jehral is going to eat the pig and not leave any for you!

That's actually sort of accurate. He seems to have stopped the boar by biting the shit out of it. Now it's thrashing and squealing in kobold fang induced pain.

>Where'd the purse go?

Dang... Did it get lost? Oh well, this is more important.

>Pretty sure he was having more fun riding you.

Yeah, who wouldn't? But work is more important.
We're fighting pigs now.

Give Jehral a good-work, find something to stab the pig with.

You have a sword or something, right?

If you don't, guess you could start biting the shit out of it too. Add some fire breath.

Join Jehral in gnawing a live boar to death. You two would look so adorable like that.

>>713513
Sounds like a real bonding activity. Do it.

Rynh 2016/04/03(Sun)06:01 No. 713515 ID: 265534
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All the ruckus has drawn something from deeper in the woods, it comes crashing through the bushes towards the noise.

Haha... That's a bit big. It must be upset with us for messing with the little one.

This is probably fine. I can handle this, probably.

Throw the little pig at the big pig.

Sneak up on the big pig while it is distracted by Jerhal. Get a surprise attack.

Spit fire everywhere like in idiot.

>>713515
DIVISION OF LABOR: Jehral gets the lil one you get the big one. Same fight, proportionally.

>>713515
An even bigger meal! Let Jehral have the little one, this big one is all yours! And you're not gonna share any of its delicious meat!

>>713515
Ryhn if you eat all that you're going to get fat.

>>713515
Jump into its mouth, and then light its insides on fire.

Plunge your fist into its ass and rip out its intestines

>>713515
You wouldn't happen to have a sharp object or something on you, would you?
You could purposely let yourself get eaten, then carve it up from the inside out. It worked in that movie!

Of course you can handle it, you're half dragon.
It is huge, it has has huge guts, et cetera, et cetera.

A weapon would have been great right about now.

watch out for the tusks, naturally. You're ridiculously strong and tough, but you're also light enough that big pig can probably throw you around like a toy.

Can we use fire NOW?

You are gonna kill that thing, and then you are going to have massive fucking luau. Invite everyone, BYOB of course.

...so you think you have enough fire in you to roast the big ass hog?

>>713515
I mean I know it's a really dumb plan but I still love the idea of throwing the smaller pig at the bigger pig.

Dive into one of its ears and start punching its tiny piggy brain.

>>713828
Ears don't work that way.

Punch it in the dick and RUN.

>>713515
just remember your training rynh
wait we didn't have any of that

ok stay back and observe it's attack pattern, then abuse it's blind spots.

alternatively, spit fire onto its genitals.

Rynh 2016/04/05(Tue)19:08 No. 714085 ID: 265534
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The enemy is many times larger than me and there's no realistic way I can beat it.

But fuck reality.

WHAMMO!

>>714085
EAT HIS EYES

Continue to bash until boar is dead.

Hire a transport and get paid for the meat feast.

>>714085
There are many ways for you to reasonably beat this enemy. You are half kobold, right? Thats like being a quarter opossum! CRAWL THROUGH HIS ASS AND EAT HIS HEART FROM THE INSIDE.

Quick give it a flaming willy... You know where you blow fire into it's ear

>>714085
fire breath in its ear!

Something that big always has a secret glowy weak point. Find the secret glowy weak point and stab it as hard as you can.

Be prepared to be shaken off and having to do it again.

>>714085
You've already survived and beaten creatures bigger than you. Kicking this thing's ass is well within reason.

Rynh 2016/04/06(Wed)18:26 No. 714328 ID: 265534
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After punching this thing, it thrashes around, charges into a tree and I fly off in the impact.
Now I'm sailing over the trees.

But this gives me some time to come up with a really good special attack to hit this thing with. Breathing fire is okay, but I could probably manage something flashier, preferably something with an awesome name.

I'm probably going to start plummeting back to earth soon, so I guess I should think fast.

Start spinning as you sail through the air, release your flames in a spiral around you, and punch the boar as you fall. Call it the 'Diving Pheonix'.

>>714328
Whoo! You're flying! Just like dragons are supposed to!

>>714334
Can't really top that.

Shapeshift into a rock golem or something and give him the old MEGATON PRESS!

Light your hand on fire then punch it with it while shouting "Shoryuken!"

Hell yeah fire fist!
or ever Diable Jambe.

Flaming elbow drop.

DRACONIC METEOR

Falcon kick?

>>714334
No, call it Mostly Secret Half Dragon Full Power Burning Technique: Burning Shining Explosion Bright Burning Flame Fist.

>>714328
Or just belly flop on it while thinking of what you should call this falling strike.

>>714465
Then we'll just pretend we meant to do that and call it the Thinker's Tackle.

THE GLORIOUS FLAMING FUCK FIST!!!!

The glory triple f for short.

Rynh 2016/04/07(Thu)15:29 No. 714557 ID: 265534
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"DIVING DRAGON FLAME SHINING EXPLOSION... Uh... Wait. Burning Dragon Devil Meteor... Dammit!"


KRAKASHOOM!

>>714557
Enjoy bacon?

>>714557
Note to self: Finishing moves should have short simple names so that they can more easily be shouted when using them.

>>714559
Yeah! It's time to eat! And since you killed the big one, you have the rights to eat the whole thing and not share any with Jehral!

Would you happen to be dreaming, Rynh?

>>714574
>Finishing moves should have short simple names
Glory Triple F

>>714579
I,d fucking laugh is she's unconscious right now, like if while she was fantasizing about Jehral showing up and taking her from behind the actual bandits on that road showed up, knocked her out and are currently kidnapping her while she has this weird dream.

Rynh 2016/04/08(Fri)04:12 No. 714691 ID: 265534
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"Ugh... I don't even know why I hang around with you," says a lightly toasted Jehral.

I pat him on the head, "It's because you loooove me and I'm smart and pretty and I let you have sex with me."

He just grumbles. You'd think getting caught up in a fire blast is something you would expect hanging around a dragon... or dragon-like things.

>It's all a dream.
Yeah, probably not.

so how much money did this job net you anyways?

Silence his complaints via one of the other perks of hanging around a dragon-like friend; freshly flame-roasted boar.

I think your boar may be a little overdone. Then again, I don't know much about half-dragon culinary tastes. So, were getting some kind of reward for this? It seems like it might be time to collect.

Eat that pig. Time to pork.

Find its horde and roll in shinies. Unless you just blew it up. If so start crying a bit.

>>714698
The other way around - you need to exercise before eating, for it will only improve your appetite and after food you'd probably feel like doing not much besides sleep anyway.

Find its hoard and go back to having sex before you glut yourself on pork.

>>714708
>Exercise before eating.
I think chasing the smaller pig and then killing the giant pig counts as exercise before eating.

>>714712
But if they don't eat it now, something else might come and eat it while they're off looking for the hoard!

>>714691
Okay, the outside looks pretty burnt, but there's gotta be some good bacon in there under the surface. Snack time!

Rynh 2016/04/10(Sun)09:57 No. 715479 ID: 265534
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The giant hog is crispy and delicious. The threat is over. I don't know what happened to the little one that was actually causing the problem, but I'll assume everything will work out.

>Keep fucking in the woods

We did get interrupted, after all. Jehral is probably a bit grouchy because of it.
At least, he was until I got to him.

>The threat is over. I don't know what happened to the little one that was actually causing the problem, but I'll assume everything will work out.

But Rynh, if the hogs were stealing from travelers on the road for a while, then their lair is full of loot. And everyone knows loot stolen by wild creatures is fair game for the claiming by adventurers! So spoiler yourself and go get spoils for yourself.

now what?

>>715479
It's a good thing dragons and kobolds aren't super fertile or anything.

Well when you two are finished you may as well return to town.

Rynh 2016/04/10(Sun)11:12 No. 715507 ID: 265534
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>>715496
That's why I have this. As long as I'm wearing it, I can't get...

Shit.

So how did that happen? Better go find whoever you got that from and ask some serious questions.

>>715507
This is why you should be careful with punches and/or engulfing yourself in flame.

Time for a panicked visit to your local pharmacist and/or hedge witch.

Try not to imagine yourself huge. Or Jehral's parents getting giddy over grandkids.

Oh man when a half dragon kobold and a kobold get it on there is a 700% chance to get pregnant.

You are going to be so full of kids you wont be able to move.

Quick make sure he pulls out in time!

Get a hose. Simple.

>>715507
so.. what are the odds that Jehral has his own safety-charm?

>>715514
>Quick make sure he pulls out in time!

Looking at that illustration, it's a bit too late for that.

Looks like it's time for the most random adventure of all: motherhood.

Ha ha yeah ok, at least it's probably a short gestation period, right? Just a few months of your body betraying you in dozens of uncomfortable ways and then you can dump them on their other relatives and abandon them, just like your own mother!

... no?

Well better get down to the apothecary for an embarrassing purchase and probably the entire town talking about your indiscretions. If you want to be discreet you could arrange to clean yourself out somehow (maybe push your boy's head down there and make him clean his mess, if you want to rack up more abusive relationship points), but that's not super effective!

>>715507
Looks like hilarity is about to ensue.

Inform Jehral he's going to be a father, and remind him he has to take responsibility.

Oh, fuck. You know how damn fertile kobolds are and also how fertile dragons are, so being half-dragon squares kobold fertility. Maybe even cubes it! Fuck! Unless you take immediate action you're gonna end up the size of a shed packed with enough eggs to populate a freakin' hamlet!

Practically launch yourself off Jehral's dick and when he asks what's wrong dangle what's left of the burnt and broken contraceptive charm in front of his face. Ask him as calmly as you can if he was wearing one too. If he wasn't then proceed to emergency actions. Grab your pants and run to the nearest body of water to wash yourself out with Jehral in tow. Then put on pants and run to the nearest apothecary/doctor/pharmacist/witch/mage/whoever-the-fuck-might-be-able-to-stop-you-from-getting-pregnant.

consider: a loyal army of fire-breathing quarterdragon rhynlets

Good End?

C'mon guys, quit worrying so much, I'm sure it'll be fine. She's got magical birth control or something, right?

>>715507
Well, time to go get another one of those.

>>715576
She has a magic bracelet that guarantees no pregnancies that she only just discovered could break. Why would she ever have thought she needed an alternative form of birth control?

Quick, GET AN AFTER MORNING CHARM!

Wait, you're half-dragon and you DIDN'T get the charm fireproofed?!

Oops. Well there's not much you can do about it now except selling the boar and getting another (reinforced) bracelet as soon as possible.

So what's up next on the adventure calendar?

Well, here's hoping that Kobolds have a short pregnancy term.

>>715507
Start thinking of names

>>715573
>End up the size of a shed.
>>715589
>Short pregnancy term.

Wait, wouldn't this mean she's going to get to the size of a shed really quickly?

>>715507
Man, don't be a nerd and panic or any shit. Play it cool. Let him pop one more time so he doesn't expect anything and go home. It's probably fine.

Also, what did the bead on your wrist do? Unless it was part of the wooden bracelet.

>>715507
Time for a morning after pill!

I guess it's time to break out the wire coat hanger.

>>715507
Tell Jehral that you expect of him to be the house husband. Housework just isn't your style.

Rynh 2016/04/13(Wed)21:47 No. 716386 ID: 265534
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>You're gonna get huge

I don't think any of this happens immediately. I will just calmly finish up here then return to town and replace the bracelet, it's fine. Look, kobolds are not contenders for the most populous race in the world for nothing.

...

Okay, this may have escalated and we may have gotten more involved here. It's not like I don't still have time.

"Okay, stud, let's wrap this up, I need to do something. Four times is enough," I tell Jehral, who's probably not paying attention to anything I'm saying at this point.

"Once more, c'mon..."

"We can do this some other time. Out!"



It takes a bit of force to get him off... Shove him off... but now I'm free to do what I want.

>>716376
>>716386


A

Get dressed, go back to town, find a morning-after pill?

>>716386
No, start picking out baby oufits, 'mommy'
and you still need to kill the lil pig.

>Shove him off... but now I'm free to do what I want.
Is he the thing you want to do now though.

Track the littler pig to its lair, get all the loot from the other bags it stole.

>>716386
Tell him the bracelet broke, and ask him if he REALLY wants to keep going instead of finishing your job here and getting a replacement.
Yes, let him be consumed by panic. The mood-whiplash will be delicious.

>>716386
Did you eat all of the meat from the big pig? It would be a shame to let all of that meat go to waste. Plus you're not eating just for yourself now, got to supply energy to the little ones in you.

Well, might as well at least check around a bit for signs of the smaller boar. If it's nearby, catching it is better than not.

Then go back to town and try not to get stuck in a conversation with/getting lectured by any parental figures.

>>716386
Its good that you've been having fun but unless you want to put a 9 month hiatus on that you need to go get another braclet. Then have more fun.

Rynh 2016/04/14(Thu)05:06 No. 716468 ID: 265534
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I haul the boar back to town and collect a bounty for taking out a large monster and buy a new amulet in a necklace style so I can keep it out of the impact zone.
Done.
Everything is perfect.

>9 month hiatus

Yeah, right. More like three weeks.

How does the amulet work? Does it just keep the eggs from being fertilized or does it also kill any already begun pregnancies? I've gotten the impression it would've been the former.

You might want to double-check, lest there'd be a nasty surprise in a week or so.

So did you get to keep the parts of the boar you hadn't already eaten? Since everything is perfect we should finish the sorta ongoing celebration we've got going with some drinking.

>>716468
>Got a new amulet.
It'll be so fucking hilarious if it turns out that's a faulty amulet and she gets pregnant anyways! XD

Let Jehral get at your impact zone I guess.

>>716468
Something tells me this chastity necklace doesn't work how you think it works.

Well, see you in three weeks.

>>716468

You never got all the loot the boars stole.

>>716468
Get drunk and party with the reward money.

>>716468
You didn't torment him with panic? Shame.

Rynh 2016/04/21(Thu)16:23 No. 718194 ID: 265534
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>You never got boar loot.
Look, boars don't really gather treasure in a hole so much as tear shit up and eat it. Unless I want to wander around looking for scraps on the forest floor, I don't think it's going to pay off.

Leaving the bounty office, I find Sika out on the street.

"Holy crap, Rynh. I thought you were just off getting frisky with my brother, then I sensed a huge magical energy release and I knew that explosion had to be you," she says.

"Wow... Really? You must be getting a lot better with your magic."

"Well, reading Jehral's texts because he left his phone when he went out is like sensing. But I need your help writing a paper on the effects of magical species hybridization."

What's the pay?

>>718194
Way ahead of you-

Wait, unless she wants help finding a magical species to bang. I'm thinking Ilithid.

>But I need your help writing a paper on the effects of magical species hybridization.
If you're writing a paper about me, you've known me long enough you don't need my help. You already know I'm awesome. Go write about it.

>>718194
Tell her you're not pregnant!

... yes, you'll probably be able to help with that. When is it due (the paper, not the baby)?

>>718194
Should we be concerned about that smoke in the distance or is that where Rynh just came from?

>>718194
I say help her and use the paper to let the world (or at least the school) know how great you are... is the school still creepy for you since some of the wizard punks get weird around you once they find out who you're mom is?

>boar loot
>tear shit up and eat it
It's stomach could've been full of gold and diamonds and shit (not literally) that it couldn't pass!

Probably not thought, probably have to go through its "leavings" to find anything of value and fuck that shit(again not literally)!

>>718194
She definitely needs to know that you're not pregnant and that your sudden future disappearance will be completely unrelated to any form of rapid kobold pregnancy.

>>718196

>>718194
The 'effects?' Like you're going to have to be more specific here. Is she looking for a date with one of your dragon siblings or something?

Rynh 2016/04/26(Tue)19:00 No. 719376 ID: 265534
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Down by Sika's school there's a group of weird looking humans harassing a gnoll.

"What are you doing here, monster? We don't need vicious animals roaming around, this is a nice neighborhood."

The other men are jeering and hooting.

"W-What? I'm on my way to a classical poetry lecture. I'm not doing anything!"

These guys are really dumb. They don't look like they could handle a gnoll, even all three at once, although the flowery sun dress kind of makes her look less threatening.

Yell at them that only dumbasses want to harass vicious animals, but if they want to they should come to you.

>>719376
Jeer down at them that it's only a nice neighborhood if nobody's blatantly racist, which they are being

>>719376
If it's a nice neighborhood, why are THEY there?

>>719376
Hey, you three idiots? Why don't you just harass a dragon if your that stupid. You know, the OTHER creature nearby that could kill you with her bare hands?

Actually, you know what, you're not a member of this school, you should just kill them. I hate bullys, and we're not an idealist that is trying to better society, so go right ahead, kill the bullies and traumatize waifu scholar gnoll.

Join in on bullying the gnoll.

Wow, I didn't know they were letting old men be street thugs nowadays.

Show them what happens when you piss off a vicious animal. Hands-on experience is the most effective method of learning.

Seduce the gnoll.

>>719443
Yeah give Sika a practical demo of this magical species hybridisation thing.

Also terrorise those bullies I guess.

Tell them that's not a monster. Then smile with all your teeth showing and offer to show them a monster.

sweep in and nab the gnoll's stuff, take her hand and just stride out of there. what are those plebs gonna do, stop either of you?

no stereotypes are perpetuated by you and you both get to feel badass

>>719476
What about the stereotype of massive hyena ladycock cuz they'll assume Rynh is getting banged by her

>>719376
Just go up and start bullying the bullies. Start handing out wedgies.

Your excuse for leaving the gnoll alone is wedgies don't apply to people who aren't wearing pants.

Rynh 2016/05/01(Sun)07:09 No. 720251 ID: 265534
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>Start handing out wedgies.

"Hey, boys. Having a pick-on-somebody weaker than you convention? Because you're doing it wrong. That's a gnoll. You're gonna get wrecked. Let me show you how it's done." I say, heaving the ringleader off the ground in a textbook wedgie that's probably going to take a team of medical professionals to dislodge.

He is speechless. The beauty of my technique is probably overwhelming him.

>>720251
Use him as a makeshift club to batter the others senseless

It looks like he's trying to put on a tough face, but I bet the guy can barely stand upright right now. Let him down and see what happens.

Shove him face first into some mud.

put him down so he can squeak out an apology, or a threat, either way his buddies will probably not want to suffer a similar falsetto fate

>>720252
Supporting this action.

>>720251
Make it atomic.

I bet you can't punt him like a football over that low stone wall.

>>720251
wedgies all around. even the gnoll. build bridges by giving them all a share