>>714328
Or just belly flop on it while thinking of what you should call this falling strike.

>>714465
Then we'll just pretend we meant to do that and call it the Thinker's Tackle.

THE GLORIOUS FLAMING FUCK FIST!!!!

The glory triple f for short.

Rynh 2016/04/07(Thu)15:29 No. 714557 ID: 265534
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"DIVING DRAGON FLAME SHINING EXPLOSION... Uh... Wait. Burning Dragon Devil Meteor... Dammit!"


KRAKASHOOM!

>>714557
Enjoy bacon?

>>714557
Note to self: Finishing moves should have short simple names so that they can more easily be shouted when using them.

>>714559
Yeah! It's time to eat! And since you killed the big one, you have the rights to eat the whole thing and not share any with Jehral!

Would you happen to be dreaming, Rynh?

>>714574
>Finishing moves should have short simple names
Glory Triple F

>>714579
I,d fucking laugh is she's unconscious right now, like if while she was fantasizing about Jehral showing up and taking her from behind the actual bandits on that road showed up, knocked her out and are currently kidnapping her while she has this weird dream.

Rynh 2016/04/08(Fri)04:12 No. 714691 ID: 265534
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"Ugh... I don't even know why I hang around with you," says a lightly toasted Jehral.

I pat him on the head, "It's because you loooove me and I'm smart and pretty and I let you have sex with me."

He just grumbles. You'd think getting caught up in a fire blast is something you would expect hanging around a dragon... or dragon-like things.

>It's all a dream.
Yeah, probably not.

so how much money did this job net you anyways?

Silence his complaints via one of the other perks of hanging around a dragon-like friend; freshly flame-roasted boar.

I think your boar may be a little overdone. Then again, I don't know much about half-dragon culinary tastes. So, were getting some kind of reward for this? It seems like it might be time to collect.

Eat that pig. Time to pork.

Find its horde and roll in shinies. Unless you just blew it up. If so start crying a bit.

>>714698
The other way around - you need to exercise before eating, for it will only improve your appetite and after food you'd probably feel like doing not much besides sleep anyway.

Find its hoard and go back to having sex before you glut yourself on pork.

>>714708
>Exercise before eating.
I think chasing the smaller pig and then killing the giant pig counts as exercise before eating.

>>714712
But if they don't eat it now, something else might come and eat it while they're off looking for the hoard!

>>714691
Okay, the outside looks pretty burnt, but there's gotta be some good bacon in there under the surface. Snack time!

Rynh 2016/04/10(Sun)09:57 No. 715479 ID: 265534
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The giant hog is crispy and delicious. The threat is over. I don't know what happened to the little one that was actually causing the problem, but I'll assume everything will work out.

>Keep fucking in the woods

We did get interrupted, after all. Jehral is probably a bit grouchy because of it.
At least, he was until I got to him.

>The threat is over. I don't know what happened to the little one that was actually causing the problem, but I'll assume everything will work out.

But Rynh, if the hogs were stealing from travelers on the road for a while, then their lair is full of loot. And everyone knows loot stolen by wild creatures is fair game for the claiming by adventurers! So spoiler yourself and go get spoils for yourself.

now what?

>>715479
It's a good thing dragons and kobolds aren't super fertile or anything.

Well when you two are finished you may as well return to town.

Rynh 2016/04/10(Sun)11:12 No. 715507 ID: 265534
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>>715496
That's why I have this. As long as I'm wearing it, I can't get...

Shit.

So how did that happen? Better go find whoever you got that from and ask some serious questions.

>>715507
This is why you should be careful with punches and/or engulfing yourself in flame.

Time for a panicked visit to your local pharmacist and/or hedge witch.

Try not to imagine yourself huge. Or Jehral's parents getting giddy over grandkids.

Oh man when a half dragon kobold and a kobold get it on there is a 700% chance to get pregnant.

You are going to be so full of kids you wont be able to move.

Quick make sure he pulls out in time!

Get a hose. Simple.

>>715507
so.. what are the odds that Jehral has his own safety-charm?

>>715514
>Quick make sure he pulls out in time!

Looking at that illustration, it's a bit too late for that.

Looks like it's time for the most random adventure of all: motherhood.

Ha ha yeah ok, at least it's probably a short gestation period, right? Just a few months of your body betraying you in dozens of uncomfortable ways and then you can dump them on their other relatives and abandon them, just like your own mother!

... no?

Well better get down to the apothecary for an embarrassing purchase and probably the entire town talking about your indiscretions. If you want to be discreet you could arrange to clean yourself out somehow (maybe push your boy's head down there and make him clean his mess, if you want to rack up more abusive relationship points), but that's not super effective!

>>715507
Looks like hilarity is about to ensue.

Inform Jehral he's going to be a father, and remind him he has to take responsibility.

Oh, fuck. You know how damn fertile kobolds are and also how fertile dragons are, so being half-dragon squares kobold fertility. Maybe even cubes it! Fuck! Unless you take immediate action you're gonna end up the size of a shed packed with enough eggs to populate a freakin' hamlet!

Practically launch yourself off Jehral's dick and when he asks what's wrong dangle what's left of the burnt and broken contraceptive charm in front of his face. Ask him as calmly as you can if he was wearing one too. If he wasn't then proceed to emergency actions. Grab your pants and run to the nearest body of water to wash yourself out with Jehral in tow. Then put on pants and run to the nearest apothecary/doctor/pharmacist/witch/mage/whoever-the-fuck-might-be-able-to-stop-you-from-getting-pregnant.

consider: a loyal army of fire-breathing quarterdragon rhynlets

Good End?

C'mon guys, quit worrying so much, I'm sure it'll be fine. She's got magical birth control or something, right?

>>715507
Well, time to go get another one of those.

>>715576
She has a magic bracelet that guarantees no pregnancies that she only just discovered could break. Why would she ever have thought she needed an alternative form of birth control?

Quick, GET AN AFTER MORNING CHARM!

Wait, you're half-dragon and you DIDN'T get the charm fireproofed?!

Oops. Well there's not much you can do about it now except selling the boar and getting another (reinforced) bracelet as soon as possible.

So what's up next on the adventure calendar?

Well, here's hoping that Kobolds have a short pregnancy term.

>>715507
Start thinking of names

>>715573
>End up the size of a shed.
>>715589
>Short pregnancy term.

Wait, wouldn't this mean she's going to get to the size of a shed really quickly?

>>715507
Man, don't be a nerd and panic or any shit. Play it cool. Let him pop one more time so he doesn't expect anything and go home. It's probably fine.

Also, what did the bead on your wrist do? Unless it was part of the wooden bracelet.

>>715507
Time for a morning after pill!

I guess it's time to break out the wire coat hanger.

>>715507
Tell Jehral that you expect of him to be the house husband. Housework just isn't your style.

Rynh 2016/04/13(Wed)21:47 No. 716386 ID: 265534
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>You're gonna get huge

I don't think any of this happens immediately. I will just calmly finish up here then return to town and replace the bracelet, it's fine. Look, kobolds are not contenders for the most populous race in the world for nothing.

...

Okay, this may have escalated and we may have gotten more involved here. It's not like I don't still have time.

"Okay, stud, let's wrap this up, I need to do something. Four times is enough," I tell Jehral, who's probably not paying attention to anything I'm saying at this point.

"Once more, c'mon..."

"We can do this some other time. Out!"



It takes a bit of force to get him off... Shove him off... but now I'm free to do what I want.

>>716376
>>716386


A

Get dressed, go back to town, find a morning-after pill?

>>716386
No, start picking out baby oufits, 'mommy'
and you still need to kill the lil pig.

>Shove him off... but now I'm free to do what I want.
Is he the thing you want to do now though.

Track the littler pig to its lair, get all the loot from the other bags it stole.

>>716386
Tell him the bracelet broke, and ask him if he REALLY wants to keep going instead of finishing your job here and getting a replacement.
Yes, let him be consumed by panic. The mood-whiplash will be delicious.

>>716386
Did you eat all of the meat from the big pig? It would be a shame to let all of that meat go to waste. Plus you're not eating just for yourself now, got to supply energy to the little ones in you.

Well, might as well at least check around a bit for signs of the smaller boar. If it's nearby, catching it is better than not.

Then go back to town and try not to get stuck in a conversation with/getting lectured by any parental figures.

>>716386
Its good that you've been having fun but unless you want to put a 9 month hiatus on that you need to go get another braclet. Then have more fun.

Rynh 2016/04/14(Thu)05:06 No. 716468 ID: 265534
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I haul the boar back to town and collect a bounty for taking out a large monster and buy a new amulet in a necklace style so I can keep it out of the impact zone.
Done.
Everything is perfect.

>9 month hiatus

Yeah, right. More like three weeks.

How does the amulet work? Does it just keep the eggs from being fertilized or does it also kill any already begun pregnancies? I've gotten the impression it would've been the former.

You might want to double-check, lest there'd be a nasty surprise in a week or so.

So did you get to keep the parts of the boar you hadn't already eaten? Since everything is perfect we should finish the sorta ongoing celebration we've got going with some drinking.

>>716468
>Got a new amulet.
It'll be so fucking hilarious if it turns out that's a faulty amulet and she gets pregnant anyways! XD

Let Jehral get at your impact zone I guess.

>>716468
Something tells me this chastity necklace doesn't work how you think it works.

Well, see you in three weeks.

>>716468

You never got all the loot the boars stole.

>>716468
Get drunk and party with the reward money.

>>716468
You didn't torment him with panic? Shame.

Rynh 2016/04/21(Thu)16:23 No. 718194 ID: 265534
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>You never got boar loot.
Look, boars don't really gather treasure in a hole so much as tear shit up and eat it. Unless I want to wander around looking for scraps on the forest floor, I don't think it's going to pay off.

Leaving the bounty office, I find Sika out on the street.

"Holy crap, Rynh. I thought you were just off getting frisky with my brother, then I sensed a huge magical energy release and I knew that explosion had to be you," she says.

"Wow... Really? You must be getting a lot better with your magic."

"Well, reading Jehral's texts because he left his phone when he went out is like sensing. But I need your help writing a paper on the effects of magical species hybridization."

What's the pay?

>>718194
Way ahead of you-

Wait, unless she wants help finding a magical species to bang. I'm thinking Ilithid.

>But I need your help writing a paper on the effects of magical species hybridization.
If you're writing a paper about me, you've known me long enough you don't need my help. You already know I'm awesome. Go write about it.

>>718194
Tell her you're not pregnant!

... yes, you'll probably be able to help with that. When is it due (the paper, not the baby)?

>>718194
Should we be concerned about that smoke in the distance or is that where Rynh just came from?

>>718194
I say help her and use the paper to let the world (or at least the school) know how great you are... is the school still creepy for you since some of the wizard punks get weird around you once they find out who you're mom is?

>boar loot
>tear shit up and eat it
It's stomach could've been full of gold and diamonds and shit (not literally) that it couldn't pass!

Probably not thought, probably have to go through its "leavings" to find anything of value and fuck that shit(again not literally)!

>>718194
She definitely needs to know that you're not pregnant and that your sudden future disappearance will be completely unrelated to any form of rapid kobold pregnancy.

>>718196

>>718194
The 'effects?' Like you're going to have to be more specific here. Is she looking for a date with one of your dragon siblings or something?

Rynh 2016/04/26(Tue)19:00 No. 719376 ID: 265534
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Down by Sika's school there's a group of weird looking humans harassing a gnoll.

"What are you doing here, monster? We don't need vicious animals roaming around, this is a nice neighborhood."

The other men are jeering and hooting.

"W-What? I'm on my way to a classical poetry lecture. I'm not doing anything!"

These guys are really dumb. They don't look like they could handle a gnoll, even all three at once, although the flowery sun dress kind of makes her look less threatening.

Yell at them that only dumbasses want to harass vicious animals, but if they want to they should come to you.

>>719376
Jeer down at them that it's only a nice neighborhood if nobody's blatantly racist, which they are being

>>719376
If it's a nice neighborhood, why are THEY there?

>>719376
Hey, you three idiots? Why don't you just harass a dragon if your that stupid. You know, the OTHER creature nearby that could kill you with her bare hands?

Actually, you know what, you're not a member of this school, you should just kill them. I hate bullys, and we're not an idealist that is trying to better society, so go right ahead, kill the bullies and traumatize waifu scholar gnoll.

Join in on bullying the gnoll.

Wow, I didn't know they were letting old men be street thugs nowadays.

Show them what happens when you piss off a vicious animal. Hands-on experience is the most effective method of learning.

Seduce the gnoll.

>>719443
Yeah give Sika a practical demo of this magical species hybridisation thing.

Also terrorise those bullies I guess.

Tell them that's not a monster. Then smile with all your teeth showing and offer to show them a monster.

sweep in and nab the gnoll's stuff, take her hand and just stride out of there. what are those plebs gonna do, stop either of you?

no stereotypes are perpetuated by you and you both get to feel badass

>>719476
What about the stereotype of massive hyena ladycock cuz they'll assume Rynh is getting banged by her

>>719376
Just go up and start bullying the bullies. Start handing out wedgies.

Your excuse for leaving the gnoll alone is wedgies don't apply to people who aren't wearing pants.

Rynh 2016/05/01(Sun)07:09 No. 720251 ID: 265534
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>Start handing out wedgies.

"Hey, boys. Having a pick-on-somebody weaker than you convention? Because you're doing it wrong. That's a gnoll. You're gonna get wrecked. Let me show you how it's done." I say, heaving the ringleader off the ground in a textbook wedgie that's probably going to take a team of medical professionals to dislodge.

He is speechless. The beauty of my technique is probably overwhelming him.

>>720251
Use him as a makeshift club to batter the others senseless

It looks like he's trying to put on a tough face, but I bet the guy can barely stand upright right now. Let him down and see what happens.

Shove him face first into some mud.

put him down so he can squeak out an apology, or a threat, either way his buddies will probably not want to suffer a similar falsetto fate

>>720252
Supporting this action.

>>720251
Make it atomic.

I bet you can't punt him like a football over that low stone wall.

>>720251
wedgies all around. even the gnoll. build bridges by giving them all a share