>Shove him off... but now I'm free to do what I want.
Is he the thing you want to do now though.

Track the littler pig to its lair, get all the loot from the other bags it stole.

>>716386
Tell him the bracelet broke, and ask him if he REALLY wants to keep going instead of finishing your job here and getting a replacement.
Yes, let him be consumed by panic. The mood-whiplash will be delicious.

>>716386
Did you eat all of the meat from the big pig? It would be a shame to let all of that meat go to waste. Plus you're not eating just for yourself now, got to supply energy to the little ones in you.

Well, might as well at least check around a bit for signs of the smaller boar. If it's nearby, catching it is better than not.

Then go back to town and try not to get stuck in a conversation with/getting lectured by any parental figures.

>>716386
Its good that you've been having fun but unless you want to put a 9 month hiatus on that you need to go get another braclet. Then have more fun.

Rynh 2016/04/14(Thu)05:06 No. 716468 ID: 265534
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I haul the boar back to town and collect a bounty for taking out a large monster and buy a new amulet in a necklace style so I can keep it out of the impact zone.
Done.
Everything is perfect.

>9 month hiatus

Yeah, right. More like three weeks.

How does the amulet work? Does it just keep the eggs from being fertilized or does it also kill any already begun pregnancies? I've gotten the impression it would've been the former.

You might want to double-check, lest there'd be a nasty surprise in a week or so.

So did you get to keep the parts of the boar you hadn't already eaten? Since everything is perfect we should finish the sorta ongoing celebration we've got going with some drinking.

>>716468
>Got a new amulet.
It'll be so fucking hilarious if it turns out that's a faulty amulet and she gets pregnant anyways! XD

Let Jehral get at your impact zone I guess.

>>716468
Something tells me this chastity necklace doesn't work how you think it works.

Well, see you in three weeks.

>>716468

You never got all the loot the boars stole.

>>716468
Get drunk and party with the reward money.

>>716468
You didn't torment him with panic? Shame.

Rynh 2016/04/21(Thu)16:23 No. 718194 ID: 265534
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>You never got boar loot.
Look, boars don't really gather treasure in a hole so much as tear shit up and eat it. Unless I want to wander around looking for scraps on the forest floor, I don't think it's going to pay off.

Leaving the bounty office, I find Sika out on the street.

"Holy crap, Rynh. I thought you were just off getting frisky with my brother, then I sensed a huge magical energy release and I knew that explosion had to be you," she says.

"Wow... Really? You must be getting a lot better with your magic."

"Well, reading Jehral's texts because he left his phone when he went out is like sensing. But I need your help writing a paper on the effects of magical species hybridization."

What's the pay?

>>718194
Way ahead of you-

Wait, unless she wants help finding a magical species to bang. I'm thinking Ilithid.

>But I need your help writing a paper on the effects of magical species hybridization.
If you're writing a paper about me, you've known me long enough you don't need my help. You already know I'm awesome. Go write about it.

>>718194
Tell her you're not pregnant!

... yes, you'll probably be able to help with that. When is it due (the paper, not the baby)?

>>718194
Should we be concerned about that smoke in the distance or is that where Rynh just came from?

>>718194
I say help her and use the paper to let the world (or at least the school) know how great you are... is the school still creepy for you since some of the wizard punks get weird around you once they find out who you're mom is?

>boar loot
>tear shit up and eat it
It's stomach could've been full of gold and diamonds and shit (not literally) that it couldn't pass!

Probably not thought, probably have to go through its "leavings" to find anything of value and fuck that shit(again not literally)!

>>718194
She definitely needs to know that you're not pregnant and that your sudden future disappearance will be completely unrelated to any form of rapid kobold pregnancy.

>>718196

>>718194
The 'effects?' Like you're going to have to be more specific here. Is she looking for a date with one of your dragon siblings or something?

Rynh 2016/04/26(Tue)19:00 No. 719376 ID: 265534
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Down by Sika's school there's a group of weird looking humans harassing a gnoll.

"What are you doing here, monster? We don't need vicious animals roaming around, this is a nice neighborhood."

The other men are jeering and hooting.

"W-What? I'm on my way to a classical poetry lecture. I'm not doing anything!"

These guys are really dumb. They don't look like they could handle a gnoll, even all three at once, although the flowery sun dress kind of makes her look less threatening.

Yell at them that only dumbasses want to harass vicious animals, but if they want to they should come to you.

>>719376
Jeer down at them that it's only a nice neighborhood if nobody's blatantly racist, which they are being

>>719376
If it's a nice neighborhood, why are THEY there?

>>719376
Hey, you three idiots? Why don't you just harass a dragon if your that stupid. You know, the OTHER creature nearby that could kill you with her bare hands?

Actually, you know what, you're not a member of this school, you should just kill them. I hate bullys, and we're not an idealist that is trying to better society, so go right ahead, kill the bullies and traumatize waifu scholar gnoll.

Join in on bullying the gnoll.

Wow, I didn't know they were letting old men be street thugs nowadays.

Show them what happens when you piss off a vicious animal. Hands-on experience is the most effective method of learning.

Seduce the gnoll.

>>719443
Yeah give Sika a practical demo of this magical species hybridisation thing.

Also terrorise those bullies I guess.

Tell them that's not a monster. Then smile with all your teeth showing and offer to show them a monster.

sweep in and nab the gnoll's stuff, take her hand and just stride out of there. what are those plebs gonna do, stop either of you?

no stereotypes are perpetuated by you and you both get to feel badass

>>719476
What about the stereotype of massive hyena ladycock cuz they'll assume Rynh is getting banged by her

>>719376
Just go up and start bullying the bullies. Start handing out wedgies.

Your excuse for leaving the gnoll alone is wedgies don't apply to people who aren't wearing pants.

Rynh 2016/05/01(Sun)07:09 No. 720251 ID: 265534
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>Start handing out wedgies.

"Hey, boys. Having a pick-on-somebody weaker than you convention? Because you're doing it wrong. That's a gnoll. You're gonna get wrecked. Let me show you how it's done." I say, heaving the ringleader off the ground in a textbook wedgie that's probably going to take a team of medical professionals to dislodge.

He is speechless. The beauty of my technique is probably overwhelming him.

>>720251
Use him as a makeshift club to batter the others senseless

It looks like he's trying to put on a tough face, but I bet the guy can barely stand upright right now. Let him down and see what happens.

Shove him face first into some mud.

put him down so he can squeak out an apology, or a threat, either way his buddies will probably not want to suffer a similar falsetto fate

>>720252
Supporting this action.

>>720251
Make it atomic.

I bet you can't punt him like a football over that low stone wall.

>>720251
wedgies all around. even the gnoll. build bridges by giving them all a share