>protagonist: Lament complete lack of introduction.

ShockQuest DJ LaLonde 2013/02/07(Thu)19:06 No. 491230 ID: c02159
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Your name is Shock and you are one rich motherfucker. You've got slid gold statues of yourself in your mansion, hoards of jewels and treasures, all the fish you can eat at any given time, and basically anything you damn well want.
Too bad you're so lonely. Maybe it's your teeth, perhaps your social standing, possibly your race's habit of slaughtering hundreds of your civilization's lower class citizens in feeding frenzies. Actually, it's probably just your repulsive attitude. You wouldn't care if being so alone wasn't so boring.

What should you do?

Check local listings, Buy a boyfriend.

play MONOPOLY and completely DESTROY EVERYONE with your fucking RICHNESS in real life and games

Go to the local S&M club

Is there anything interesting in your room?

Go on a journey of self-discovery and personal growth, making many valuable friends and allies along the way that help form you into not just a wonderful sharkperson, but the kind of leader your culture will indubitably need in the near future.

In short, let's start manipulating bitches and get even more power.
We are going STRAIGHT FOR THE TOP, baby!

>>491242
Yes. The Shark & Manta Club.

ShockQuest DJ LaLonde 2013/02/07(Thu)20:08 No. 491265 ID: c02159
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>Check local listings, Buy a boyfriend.

Fuck that noise. You're a strong independent shark-lady who don't need no man!

> Go on a journey of self-discovery and personal growth, making many valuable friends and allies along the way that help form you into not just a wonderful sharkperson, but the kind of leader your culture will indubitably need in the near future.

Your ideas for passing time are getting more and more irrational by the minute.

>play MONOPOLY and completely DESTROY EVERYONE with your fucking RICHNESS in real life and games

HELL YES!!!! This is the best idea you've had in MONTHS.

You wonder what piece you should be as you set up your totes rad game board.

The wheelbarrow so that you can hold you shut ton of money
There is a wheelbarrow piece right

>>491265
Quick, overthrow your own civilization, then let another, older civilization brutally conquer and enslave your people. It's really fun, trust me.

For bonus points, overthrow your own civilization, USING MONOPOLY.

You don't need no man? But where else are you going to find a nice hot set of claspers?

Quickly! Retrieve armfulls of cash from the top of all your furniture you must go to the store and purchase oversized goldplated monopoly pieces.

>Fuck that noise. You're a strong independent shark-lady who don't need no man!
What about a girlfriend? :V

ShockQuest DJ LaLonde 2013/02/07(Thu)21:34 No. 491298 ID: c02159
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>The wheelbarrow so that you can hold you shut ton of money
There is a wheelbarrow piece right
>Quick, overthrow your own civilization, then let another, older civilization brutally conquer and enslave your people. It's really fun, trust me.

For bonus points, overthrow your own civilization, USING MONOPOLY.
>Quickly! Retrieve armfulls of cash from the top of all your furniture you must go to the store and purchase oversized goldplated monopoly pieces.

So... so many choices, you can't...

>You don't need no man? But where else are you going to find a nice hot set of claspers?
>What about a girlfriend? :V

Quiet, horning thoughts!!! This is no time for your seductive whispers!! You are making a very important decision.

Now. You could go for the cat... or the wheelbarrow... what if you used the shoe? This is so fucking stressful.

>>491298
Only one possible decision: The Dreadnou- I mean Battleship.

Either that or the Robot. New pieces need some love.

>>491290
FOR BONUS POINTS, OVERTHROW YOUR CIVILIZATION WITH GIANT, MECHANICAL GOLD MONOPOLY PIECES!

Wheelbarrow. Because wheelbarrow full of cash, and because you're not going to let anyone stop you from using a piece just cause it's not supposed to exist anymore.

DJ LaLonde 2013/02/07(Thu)21:59 No. 491302 ID: c02159
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>Only one possible decision: The Dreadnou- I mean Battleship.
>Either that or the Robot. New pieces need some love.
>FOR BONUS POINTS, OVERTHROW YOUR CIVILIZATION WITH GIANT, MECHANICAL GOLD MONOPOLY PIECES!
>Wheelbarrow. Because wheelbarrow full of cash, and because you're not going to let anyone stop you from using a piece just cause it's not supposed to exist anymore.

This is just too fucking much for your genocidal, short-circuit brain. You flip the god damn table because fuck this game.

Hey, who's that outside your window?

>Hey, who's that outside your window?
Dunno, but she's got tits. And by virtue of being a person, she automatically gives you something to do that's not being bored and alone.

Accost her.

>>491302
DEVOUR HER. It's more sensible and in line with overturning your civilization to make yourself less bored. Bonus points if she's actually important and causes an international incident leading to war and destruction.

Use your eyes on her to identify who it is.

Then use your talk at her to ask her what's up.

>>491312
Talking is for prey. Are you prey? I think not.

Talk to prey to gain its trust
Eat it once it's not paying attention
Or befriend it and use it to cure boredom, then eat it when you're not bored anymore

Basically all the same thing

I bet you could tell who it was if you, y'know, looked at her.

Eating it is short term fun, as is mating, but then you'll just be bored again. No, what you need to do is intimidate your new pet, and scare it shitless before capturing it and keeping it as your new pet/slave. That outta occupy you for at least a little while

you know what? Suddenly the idea of beign the evil bastard is striking me more and more as an absolutely WONDERFUL idea.
Let's start enslaving your species, Queen Sharktits! Starting with the interloper outside your door!

How about, now just run with me on this, instead of enslaving your species starting with the interloper at the door, you hug the interloper at the door?

>>491444
Yes, enslave your species. Then be defeated by an even MORE horrible entity, and enslaved in turn. Possibly being betrayed by your horde of giant, golden sentient monopoly pieces.

1/2 DJ LaLonde 2013/02/08(Fri)23:35 No. 491573 ID: c02159
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Oh, fuck no. Not this bitch again.

DJ LaLonde 2013/02/08(Fri)23:39 No. 491575 ID: c02159
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God, you hate this little bottle-nosed bitch. Fucking harlot comes along every week or so to taunt and jeer and annoy the everloving hell out of you.

You hate all dolphins, but Daphne is your arch nemesis. You've tried to kill her many times, but never to any avail. You did, however, take her eye out in your last little scuffle.

She seems unfazed by it.

my browser fucked up and wouldnt let me type the subject but that was the last panel in that pair just fyi

Well then.

Challenge her to TRIAL BY MONOPOLY.

Take her by surprise by being nonchalant and polity asking her what is it that she wants.

This way she should be so distracted that you can get in close and trap her in whatever way you see fit.

eg. mind fuckery, violently beating, etc..

>>491575
Challenge her to a game of monopoly. While she's rereading the rules which no one can ever remember, get an army of giant gold monopoly pieces. I guarantee the look on her face when a giant golden horde busts through the wall will be utterly priceless.

She's obviously got a weapon concealed with the other hand. I suggest you find cover and prepare to return fire.

Either that, or invite her to monopoly.

get a harpoon gun ready

>>491575
Ask the bitch what she wants.

Hey wait a sec
If she's a mammal and you're a shark

How come you have hair and tits, too? You must be part dolphin! Or weird a soft sea urchin and in the possession of weird suedo titties.
Go embrace your newfound sister!!

say hello.

shipshipship
Well, no avoiding it, from the looks of things.
If she isn't here to fight, and has on occasion kicked your ass, then it looks like you might have a need for a decent ally in this shitstain.

If nothing else she can keep up, even if she IS a gratingly horrible personality matchup for your infinite loathing and hatred of her species.

Still, strength is strength. As much as it might hurt you to acknowledge, looks like you need to go make buddies with her.

>>491580
I read that as
>violent breathing

Restore Sharp Superiority by punching her in the snout.

If Genre Savvy holds true, she is here because she knows you are so lonely and is willing to accept your caustic demeanor if it means that you will no longer be lonely.

It could be that she is lonely herself or at the very least knows what it is like. No amount of terrible terrible things will drive her away because that is what she expects will happen. The only way to get her to leave is to murder her, which will most likely lead to the painful realization that she was the closet thing you had to being a friend; to become her friend outwardly; or to make genuine friends with other people so that she knows you are not lonely.

No matter how you look at it, it's friendship or murder.

DJ LaLonde 2013/02/09(Sat)15:17 No. 491684 ID: c02159
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Oh, how you wish you could somehow defeat her in combat. You've tried EVERYTHING, but mammals, especially the aquatic kind, are exceptionally crafty.

And what's this about friendship? Impossible.

>Ask the bitch what she wants.

Looks like that's your only option.

(DIALOG)
SHOCK: What do you want?
DAPHNE: Rude! Is that any way to greet a good friend?
SHOCK: You aren't my friend.
DAPHNE: Your denial is almost as cute as you are.
SHOCK: You never answered my question.
DAPHNE: I just came to say hello! And to update you on my eye.
SHOCK: I don't care about your eye.
DAPHNE: It hurts so bad... and it's still bleeding.
Daphne: Look.

>>491686

FEEDING FRENZY

summon all available sharks and EAT EAT EAT

NO.

This bitch wants this. Are you going to let her control you? No fucking way. You aren't giving her the satisfaction.

she's a masochist, every time you hurt her just edges her on.

WTF. This dolphin bitch be cray-cray.
punch her right in her stupid not-nose and resist frenzying out. Remember, these mammals are crafty. You can bet that if she wants you to frenzy, that's the last thing you should ever do.

ShockQuest DJ LaLonde 2013/02/09(Sat)16:04 No. 491694 ID: c02159
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You are far past the point of reasoning.

Wake up surrounded by bloodstains, or more likely the suspicious lack thereof.

>>491694
Charge. See if you can grab her hair as she dodges, to pull her in close for a bite.

>>491694
Are you past the point of letting that bitch win?

Because, seriously, you hate this bitch. You are not gonna let her control you for whatever sick fucking games she wants to play. You're better than her. By miles and miles.

ShockQuest DJ LaLonde 2013/02/09(Sat)18:00 No. 491711 ID: c02159
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You completely disregard all logic and go on a berserk pursuit.

Why haven't you caught her yet?!

>>491711

uh oh

i think you are being led into a trap, sharklady.

>>491713
Well obviously.

>>491711
It's a trap. Break off and eat something else.

IT'S A TRAP

>>491711
Fool, if you allow someone more competent than you to take control, your race stands a chance of not being enslaved! Break off this attack, run around a corner. When they attempt to locate you, hit them over the head and throw them off a parapet.

Choo-choo.

Gosh dang unskippable cutscenes.

>>491724
True, this is the unavoidable railroaded segment. This could all have been avoided had she followed our suggestion to eradicate her civilization via monopoly.

look at this mess, shock
you should ave invited her in to play a nice game of monopoly, then let her think she was winning then buy all of her land and ruin her future and killed her

u dun fucked up

Snjiff around until you smell some other blood, then go after that.
Sharks can smell for miles or some shit, right?

so does she do this kind of shit often or is this a new one

Knowing what I do of dolphin behaviours... Shock is going to be beaten to death. If she's lucky. Dolphins are actually sort of evil.

>>491711
She's leading you to the dolphin rape caves!

>>491939
Yes, I see where this is going. If you need me, I'll be off enslaving humanity making a sandwich.

Shock done fricked up

Engage all shark senses. Maybe you can see the inevitable trap coming in time.
(I hope Dolphin Lundgren shows up...)

>>492032
She is still in Frenzy, so it is highly unlikely. Just lean back and watch the inevitable and foolish trap unfold, and hope we can find a more controllable, malleable pawn later.

ShockQuest (1/2) DJ LaLonde 2013/02/11(Mon)19:44 No. 492111 ID: c02159
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Daphne quickly leads you to her home and closes the bars on you before you can get in.

As suspected, this was just a useless little game to entertain her. A waste of time, like every encounter with her seems to be.

The blood has cleared from your system and you regain control.

ShockQuest (2/2) DJ LaLonde 2013/02/11(Mon)19:47 No. 492115 ID: c02159
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Suddenly, Daphne freezes. She uses one shaky arm to flip the lever to lower the bars. A few of the bars stay up, but you conclude that this is because they are jammed, seeing as they were like this when you first got here.

Daphne doesn't move at all. Almost like shes paralyzed. It looks like she's staring at something behind you.

Oh, shit. Dodge. What's behind you?

Charge in there while the bars are down, and raise them behind you.

Get in there
right the fuck now
do not hurt her just get in there and for the love of crap do not give her too much shit she probably just saved your life

Um, I doubt she's saving you on purpose. I think she's mesmerized by whatever is behind you.

Getting in there and locking the door- without looking at it- is probably a smart idea.

>>492115

Turn around slowly.

ShockQuest (1/3) DJ LaLonde 2013/02/11(Mon)20:27 No. 492133 ID: c02159
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>Turn around slowly.

You turn around.

ShockQuest DJ LaLonde 2013/02/11(Mon)20:28 No. 492134 ID: c02159
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Holy fuck.

ShockQuest (3/3) DJ LaLonde 2013/02/11(Mon)20:29 No. 492135 ID: c02159
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>Oh, shit. Dodge.

You don't think that will help you very much here.

G-guys. Stop-s-stop staring at the fourth wall! I just-I didn't wear this outfit because I thought you would-like it or anything, baka!

Jesus fuck what is that, a wall of fire? Underwater?

Dive into dolphin girl's house there, and try to put some cover / walls / whatever between you and death. Drag her along with you too, if you have to.

>>492135
Fucking shit get inside NOW. Disregard dolphin, flee incoming wall of death.

Now would be a good time to get the fuck inside.
You can get back to your food-chain-based love-hate relationship when you're not in danger of being incinerated.

ShockQuest (1/2) DJ LaLonde 2013/02/11(Mon)21:08 No. 492144 ID: c02159
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Unfortunately, debris from the blast knocked you out before you could get inside.

Luckily, you're pretty sure you're still alive.

You open your eyes a little and everything seems very blurry.

WTF did a volcanoe just erupt or did someone just set of some kind of bomb
anyway GET OUT OF THERE

never mind

ShockQuest (2/2) DJ LaLonde 2013/02/11(Mon)21:13 No. 492147 ID: c02159
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You open your eyes a little wider. Your vision is clearing and you can feel your body. It aches, but you're pretty sure you can move.

You continue staring straight forward. You can't really see anything other than a cloudy, teal-ish color. You briefly wonder if you really are alive.

You move your sore arm to touch the side of your thigh. It feels... sticky? And everything seems strangely heavy. You certainly don't feel weightless.

Where the fuck are you? And what the fuck is going on?

you are most likely bleeding, maybe even missing a limb

>Sticky?
Possibly your own blood?

>Heavy, not weightless
Sounds like you've been blown out of the water. Or the water was boiled away. Or something. You're on land, girl.

Try and see if if you can feel and/or see what's around you. Try speaking- ask the dolphin bitch if she's still alive.

>>492147
Something is most likely covering your eyes. Check.

>>492147
The fleet has arrived at last to conquer your pathetic species!
Rejoice in- Oh, I am probably not that lucky. Someone just set off a bomb near you, presumably as an assanination attempt in a prelude to revolution. Sigh.

Get that seaweed of yo face girl!

Check for limbs/tail/snout
Check for eye coverings
Check for water

If you're not in water looks like we got a fish outta water quest here get you back in there before you 'drown'

If all seems well, check for dolphin girl. She opened her home for you to potentially escape that explosion, so you should show some courtesy and help her out if it's needed....
.... and actually, plug your nose in case she's hurt. Don't want to eat your best rivals. She's amusing.

That look like an explosion, maybe it was some sort of mine? Most dolphins live near minefields, maybe one went off

ShockQuest (1/2) DJ LaLonde 2013/02/12(Tue)15:36 No. 492321 ID: c02159
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Your vision clears completely. You're looking up at the sky. It looks very... abnormal.

Wait. You can only see the sky when you're...

ShockQuest (2/2) DJ LaLonde 2013/02/12(Tue)15:37 No. 492322 ID: c02159
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>You're on land, girl.

So you are.

whats around you and also how good are you on land, like how long can you survive on land

The sea can't be far. Get moving!

Huh. You're surprisingly uninjured considering the enormous underwater wall of fire. Lost your top though.

Look around, survey situation. Call out to the dolphin bitch. She here, or alive?

do you need to stay wet? if so then finding a way back to the water is a goo idea.

>>492322
Look around you.

Flop around like a dying fish
Can you breathe on land? If not, go dunk your head in the water. Then find dolphin girl.

Ahh wait wait what is that thing next to you

How long can you go without water and what's next to you

ShockQuest DJ LaLonde 2013/02/12(Tue)21:31 No. 492388 ID: c02159
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>Lost your top

You tie halter in the back of the bathing suit and stand up. Despite your notable muscular build, you are not used to walking on land so you are a bit wobbly.

>Can you breathe on land?

You are fully equipped with a set of lungs, so yes, you can breath air.

>Look around you.

You look around in front of you. The land is sandy, barren, and littered with what looks to be broken pieces of equipment and machinery. You can't tell what the device you woke up next to does or once did.

There is no sign of Daphne, or any other life.

What should you do?

Is that blood off to your right?

Is that the ocean behind you? That kind of looks like the sun on water.

But yeah, check out that blood to your right (or stage left for us). Is that where you landed, or is there someone / something there?

Any idea what might have caused that wall-o-fire from before? Did you live in a volcanic region? Have any enemies that might resort to assassination via enormous explosives?

what are you supposed to do at this point Ecco again ?

look at the blood if it isn't yours but other then that look at some of the broken pieces of equipment and machinery to see if you can find anything salvageable. other then that unless you near the sea or something my only advice is pick a direction and start walking

Let's not go sticking our noses in blood at the first opportunity, considering how well it worked out last time.

>>492388
Your home appears to have sustained nuclear bombardment. What a shame. Oh well. May as well look for survivors to.repopulate with.

Let's check out the scene see what we can see and try and head for water. Be careful, it looks like there's blood nearby

the water doesnt look very good right now so i dont think thats a good idea
plus
the water kind of had an explosion so ???????? shock seems safer on the water
the air also doesnt look very good but im prettyyyyy sure what ever is going on will be worse in the water
like have any of you played fallout because that seems like a thing that is happening here now

search for signs of civilization or life

Actually yeah Zach seems right let's stay out of the water for now. I suppose after you investigate the blood, food and clean, explosion-free water is a priority

>>492411
We're not in the water, so it's not like it's going to trigger anything
Go check out that blood, wander around a bit, call out and see if anyone hears you

ShockQuest DJ LaLonde 2013/02/13(Wed)15:49 No. 492549 ID: c02159
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>Go check out that blood

You aren't even surprised.

>>492549
Dead. A small celebration is in order. After consuming her remains to replenish your energy reserves, continue searching for survivors to replenish your dominion.

how... SHOCKing.

lament that you weren't the one to finish her off.

and then eat the corpse.

Well, if they aren't dead already, they will be soon. Time to explore

Here's deeply hoping that there's no more RAILROAD now that the intro has done its thing. Check out the blood, then go left.

Daphne's plan appears to have been very poorly thought-out, or an explosion was not part of it.

You may want to check to see if your home has been blown up. She may have saved your life if that is the case.

Huh. How the fuck does that work? You were out in the open, and you're barely scratched. She had partial cover from her castle or cave or whatever, and she gets bisected.

Well, you've got some meat, at least. And her skirt can be used as a sack or bag to carry supplies with.

That corpse appears to have been dragged here, and it was right next to you, so we can assume something brought the both of you here. see how far the drag marks go.

She probably got blown through one of these metal bars in her house, sliced clean in half or somethings. Are those drag marks? Do they lead anywhere?

>>492549
Was she wearing those shoes? A dress can be planted on a body, but shoes like that need to fit.

I wonder why you survived with barely any injury, and she got cut in half. Oh well. Investigate the blood trail that goes further inland.

The blasst was in front of you and Daphne and she was behind bars

The blast must have shot the bars out of their sockets and through her, slicing her in half. Her dumb bar house was what killed her

Look for her upper half. Maybe she's still (barely) alive and you can actually be the one to finish her off after all

Also, touch that blood and the organs to see how long you were out. If it's all still warm, then you havent been out long. Cold, then you've been out for a couple hours at the least

ShockQuest DJ LaLonde 2013/02/13(Wed)17:52 No. 492587 ID: c02159
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>The blast must have shot the bars out of their sockets and through her, slicing her in half.

You can't be sure what happened, but you feel like this is probably how it went.

>Look for her upper half.

You don't have to look far. It looks like she was still alive when she was washed ashore. Her top half is at the end of the drag marks, about five feet away. She must have tried to crawl away, possibly to get help.

You examine the body from a distance for a few minutes, concluding that the meat has started to rot and is inedible. Her body doesn't look salvageable at all.

You hear a faint rustling from behind you.

Well, Daphne's done, then. So it goes.

There's something hiding behind the rubble behind you. Best turn and see who or what it is.

You in any condition for a fight, if it comes to that? You any good on land, even?

>>492587
Behind you is an atomic mutant. Turn and stare it down.

Poor Daph. Even for a bitch, that's a pretty shitty way to die.

Turn around and kick that bunny eared demon in the face.

turn around and get ready to beat the crap out of whatever is stupided enough to attack you

ShockQuest DJ LaLonde 2013/02/13(Wed)18:51 No. 492600 ID: c02159
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You turn around.

There's nothing there.

He's hiding behind that piece of junk there, on the ground.

>>492601
Overturn the wreckage to detect your stalker.

yes search behind the car, be prepared for a fight

Don't worry I'm sure it's just a sassy bunny friend, they're probably harmless, or at least well meaning. Go make a friend

Her corpse is rotten? Then you've been knocked out for a long while.

Go interrogate whoever's hiding back there. Roughly.

go back and take the bloody sarong, wash it off and equip it.

>>492636
Her WORST ENEMY'S Sarong? YUCK.

>>492656

except her worst enemy is dead now, so... no worries!

>>492627

Furthermore, you have been knocked out long enough for something to completely and instantly cleave Daphne in half. That could pose a serious problem for you were it to attack again.

>>492656
Equip the sarong as a trophy, to celebrate your victory over your enemy! You lived, making you the better woman.

Also, investigate that car.

>>492668
>The blast must have shot the bars out of their sockets and through her, slicing her in half.

There damn well is something there. Look closer.

ShockQuest (1/2) DJ LaLonde 2013/02/14(Thu)20:30 No. 493013 ID: c02159
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You cautiously move over to the piece of ruined machinery and look over to the other side. There's no one there.

You do, however, notice some sort of control board. Too bad the screen is busted. You examine the surface of the contraption more closely. It is heavily beaten up, but it looks like it has cracks in the surface that open up. That must be what the control board controls.

You stand up to move around to the other side.

ShockQuest (2/2) DJ LaLonde 2013/02/14(Thu)20:32 No. 493014 ID: c02159
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(DIALOG)
???: Don't move, sweetheart, or I'll blow the top off your skull.

ask her calmly "what the fuck do you want" and see if you could rip her throat out with your teeth or something, if not just keep her talking

>>493014
SPAH!

Well, don't get your head blown off. Tell her there's no need for firearms, you're not on land because you're hungry.

stay calm and ask what she wants. be ready to strike if she moves the gun away but don't move until then.

...I'm getting real tired off explosions today, if you don't mind. And I just finished with the last bitch who pissed me off. Unless you're auditioning to be her replacement, I suggest you get the fuck out of my face. Sweetheart.

whisper "choo choo" under your breath

>>493033
That one made me chuckle. Demand she follow the rules and collect $200 after passing go.

Ask why would a rabbit hold a shark up at gunpoint. I'm pretty sure that a shark can totally eat up a rabbit easily if it were not for a gun.

>>493035
Even with a gun, the rabbit is done for. That piddly little revolver isn't even fit for killing squirrels, let alone a shark. I doubt it could pierce your muscles, let alone your cartilaginous bones. Play it cool.

Wait for an opening to disarm her and then proceed to kill violently as you shout the rules of Monopoly. You did memorize the rulesheet by heart didn't you?

>>493033
Oh hush you the quest is only just starting and we did approach the bunny
Dont ask what she wants, that's incriminating. Ask "What the fuck just happened?!" instead

"Who the fuck is you"

ask what she wants

also note that her finger is not on the trigger, she's underestimating you, be ready to turn the tables

act unfazed and give a sassy remark

cute pink bunny in a suit might make a good ally

if you can get her to let go of you and confirm neither of you are gonna try and destroy each other, ask her if she knows exactly what happened

>>493014
Inform your assailant that sharks have cartilage, not bones and therefore no skull to blow the top off of. Lift right arm to throw off assailant's aim, then grab gun with left hand. Note that assailant's limbs are about 3 times thinner than your own; you can probably break her in half.

>>493014
She's tiny and the gun is tiny. Break her arm.

You know, I'm going to bet that's actually a dude who just happens to be pink and have a girly haircut. And paint their nails. And wear mascara. Totally a dude.

And I believe we should go for the recklessly aggressive reaction. Bite their hand off. Or the gun in two; I'm pretty sure sharks can do that.

You have two diferent directions you can take here.

You can mutilate this rabbit, because she is threatening you, you are fully capable of it, and your artist is truly gifted at drawing beautiful dead things.
You will remain sad and alone, without an ally to watch your back on this dangerous island.

Or, you can play nice, and gain an ally that is capable of protecting you in some way in your trials ahead, and keep you company, even if that only means you aren't as bored.

Its up to you.

>>493014
she did something stupid, her wrist is leaning on your shoulder. the very strong shoulder that you are capable of moving away from your head. put she gun away and bite off her hand to prevent her from regaining her hold.

>>493014
The rabbit might be useful. Calmly ask what the fuck is going on. Take it from there.

KILL THE WAAAABBIT, KILL THE WAAABBIT, KILL THE WABBIT, KILL IT DEAAAAD~!
Let's not kill the rabbit guys, let us use our low SHARK DIPLOMACY stat to make her join our side.
And by SHARK DIPLOMACY, I of course mean break her goddam arm, steal her gun, and explain to her that we are having a really shitty day and she can either wind up an ally or lunch.

ShockQuest DJ LaLonde 2013/02/21(Thu)21:17 No. 494977 ID: c02159
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You stay silent for a moment as you examine her weapon. It's a small 6-shooter. You doubt it could really injure you, but then again, you're aquatic, what do you know about firearms?

You decide to play it safe and ask her what she wants.

She tells you that she wants only your name and your business here. She says you better talk fast.

Oh pooh. You hesitated, and she actually moved her finger to the trigger. You're now likely to take cosmetic damage if and when you decide to kill da wabbit.

You're name is Shock, and you have no business here. You were deposited here against your will by a rather large explosion. Ask the dead bitch. Now will you get that pea shooter out of my face, or am I gonna have to break your arm?

>>494977
Mention that you talk better without a gun near your jaw, start spilling the beans, and grab/break her wrist and pull it away as soon as it becomes reasonably convenient if she does move it away.

MIght as well tell the truth, you got blown outta the water and your name is Shock.

Your name is Shock and your business is getting away from here back to your house in the ocean full of solid gold statues and hoards of jewels and treasure. If that doesn't win her to your side, nothing will!

i was caught in a massive explosion that launched me to shore.

>>494977
Your name's Shock, and you didn't even mean to come here. You were caught in an underwater explosion or something which flung you up to shore.

Point out the messy corpse of the dolphin bitch to illustrate your point.

tell her your name, then tell her your 'business' here is for pleasure after all who doesn't like takeing a long stroll through wherever the hell you are after having been caught in a GIANT FUCKING EXPLOSIN. then if she is still pointing that damn gun at you try and bit her gun hand off. I mean really it looks like a fricken pink toothpick is holding that gun, you could probably take it off in a single bit

Compliment her choice in suits and see about getting some interspecies bow chika wow wow going

Not-UrQuan 2013/02/21(Thu)22:58 No. 495024 ID: c92d04
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>>495020
You are a shark, and a noble. Nobles don't like threats. Sharks bite things. Eat the barrel of that revolver.

Slam your head into hers to put yourself out of the way of the muzzle (will still get burns though) and disorrentate her, drop down to force her gun to the ground, and then break her arm. Then question her.

You're here to chew bubblegum, and kick ass. And you suspect her name is 'Bubblegum'.

Can we just not hurt her and take any risks we dont wanna? What if that thing somehow has exploding bullets?

Let's be civil for now. Killing everyone aint gonna fix Shock's boredom.

Duuuuuuude, her finger wasn't on the trigger and her arm was around your shoulder! You had her, maaaaan!

>>495051
Agreed, she could be fun and useful, as well as the fact that there are a whole mess of ways this could go sour. Try and placate her and at least get to the point of civil conversation rather than forced at gun point

>>494980
>>495055
It's still uncocked, and by the size of the grip she has baby hands even by land-mammal standards. We've still got one more chance.

Open mouth to answer, then bite gun so that barrel points out the other side.

Then reach up, remove her hand from the gun, and throw the gun into the ocean.

Continue with civil conversation.

>>495129
If she has one tiny gun and a bitchin suit like that, then she probably has more guns. Probably wont think better of shooting us if we're getting bitey.

>>495148
Not if we eat all of her guns.

Also, if one had many guns, and was faced with a dangerous opponent, one should not use a weapon that would be laughed out of an American gun control rally.

Just do as it tells you... for now.

Also, how familiar are you with land animals?

>>495067
Probably double-action.

ShockQuest DJ LaLonde 2013/02/27(Wed)22:58 No. 496745 ID: a0e6e1
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>"You're name is Shock, and you have no business here. You were deposited here against your will by a rather large explosion. Ask the dead bitch. Now will you get that pea shooter out of my face, or am I gonna have to break your arm?"

She is silent for a few moments, then releases you from her grip and takes a few steps back.

She tosses her revolver into the sand in front of her and rests her now-empty hand on her hip.

She doesn't say anything. She just stares at you with that sickening grin like she's waiting for something.

if she doesn't do anything in the next 5 seconds ask her if she can at least tell you were you are and if she keeps doing nothing just start walking away. maybe grab the gun if you want as you go. we have bigger things to worry about then some crazy long ears.

can we punch her face
i dont like it

Start circling to her right so that you can get a look behind you without breaking line of sight on her. I suspect she could have an associate sneaking up behind you at this very moment. /paranoia

Fuck that smug bitch, tell her if she isn't going to do anything useful, your leaving.

Then leave.

Ask who the fuck she is, then.

If she's not gonna say anything and she's not gonna shoot you, you might as well walk away. You could take the revolver, in a I'm-not-going-to-shoot-you kinda way, since you don't have any other form of defense right now

"...you gonna say something? Because your face is looking more and more punchable the longer you smirk like that."

>>496792
Perfect.

>>496792

>>496792

ask her if she knows exactly what the fuck happened and why everything went kaboom

also ask if she has a pair of pants that fit your nice muscle butt/any change of new clothes that might work better on land

>>496745
AND THEN YOU KISSED LIEK DISS
*SMOOCH SMOOCH SMOOCH*

>>496985
How would smoochin a shark even work for a bunny?
She's like, all mouth and teeth and just how much of her face is made up of lips?

And then you have to take into account that Shock's a shark.

>>496985
Given that we're a shark, it wouldn't be unreasonable for her to think we'd just be trying to chew her face off.
Just keep your distance and maybe take the gun in a non-threatening way.
Given our circumstances, any potential ally should be left as intact as possible, regardless of how smug they are.

We need a suit.

oh also ask why she is pink

unless pink rabbits are normal

and her name! im sure rad pink bunnies wouldnt be introduced unless theyre to become ~~~friends~~~ or something else important

Shock: have your head explode spontaneously
Bunny: justasplanned.jpg

ShockQuest DJ LaLonde 2013/03/07(Thu)14:22 No. 498576 ID: 32ba00
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>take the gun in a non-threatening way.
>take the revolver
>grab the gun

You cautiously lean forward and down without breaking eye contact with her. She doesn't move a muscle. If it weren't for her eyes following you creepily and the fact that she just assaulted you, you might think she was a statue.

You quickly grab the gun.

You received BROKEN REVOLVER (EMPTY)

Welp, she played us. She's crafty for a strange, mutant bunny, unless of course all bunnies are pink. Does she have a name?

Ask her what she wants.

Huh. Ask her what's up with the busted piece.

What the hell are you looking at? Am I sprouting flowers or something?

Give her a look, then toss the gun away and say in a deadpan: "cute".

So did you want anything? Or you wanna tell me where the hell I ended up?

>>498583
What, bunnies can't get dye jobs?

can we please punch her

>>498576
Now eat it, to gain its' strength.

How is it broken, exactly?

>>498664
no, we'd snap her tiny pencil-neck like a twig.
Ask her what the fuck is going on and why everything looks like hell