KILL THE WAAAABBIT, KILL THE WAAABBIT, KILL THE WABBIT, KILL IT DEAAAAD~!
Let's not kill the rabbit guys, let us use our low SHARK DIPLOMACY stat to make her join our side.
And by SHARK DIPLOMACY, I of course mean break her goddam arm, steal her gun, and explain to her that we are having a really shitty day and she can either wind up an ally or lunch.

ShockQuest DJ LaLonde 2013/02/21(Thu)21:17 No. 494977 ID: c02159
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You stay silent for a moment as you examine her weapon. It's a small 6-shooter. You doubt it could really injure you, but then again, you're aquatic, what do you know about firearms?

You decide to play it safe and ask her what she wants.

She tells you that she wants only your name and your business here. She says you better talk fast.

Oh pooh. You hesitated, and she actually moved her finger to the trigger. You're now likely to take cosmetic damage if and when you decide to kill da wabbit.

You're name is Shock, and you have no business here. You were deposited here against your will by a rather large explosion. Ask the dead bitch. Now will you get that pea shooter out of my face, or am I gonna have to break your arm?

>>494977
Mention that you talk better without a gun near your jaw, start spilling the beans, and grab/break her wrist and pull it away as soon as it becomes reasonably convenient if she does move it away.

MIght as well tell the truth, you got blown outta the water and your name is Shock.

Your name is Shock and your business is getting away from here back to your house in the ocean full of solid gold statues and hoards of jewels and treasure. If that doesn't win her to your side, nothing will!

i was caught in a massive explosion that launched me to shore.

>>494977
Your name's Shock, and you didn't even mean to come here. You were caught in an underwater explosion or something which flung you up to shore.

Point out the messy corpse of the dolphin bitch to illustrate your point.

tell her your name, then tell her your 'business' here is for pleasure after all who doesn't like takeing a long stroll through wherever the hell you are after having been caught in a GIANT FUCKING EXPLOSIN. then if she is still pointing that damn gun at you try and bit her gun hand off. I mean really it looks like a fricken pink toothpick is holding that gun, you could probably take it off in a single bit

Compliment her choice in suits and see about getting some interspecies bow chika wow wow going

Not-UrQuan 2013/02/21(Thu)22:58 No. 495024 ID: c92d04
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>>495020
You are a shark, and a noble. Nobles don't like threats. Sharks bite things. Eat the barrel of that revolver.

Slam your head into hers to put yourself out of the way of the muzzle (will still get burns though) and disorrentate her, drop down to force her gun to the ground, and then break her arm. Then question her.

You're here to chew bubblegum, and kick ass. And you suspect her name is 'Bubblegum'.

Can we just not hurt her and take any risks we dont wanna? What if that thing somehow has exploding bullets?

Let's be civil for now. Killing everyone aint gonna fix Shock's boredom.

Duuuuuuude, her finger wasn't on the trigger and her arm was around your shoulder! You had her, maaaaan!

>>495051
Agreed, she could be fun and useful, as well as the fact that there are a whole mess of ways this could go sour. Try and placate her and at least get to the point of civil conversation rather than forced at gun point

>>494980
>>495055
It's still uncocked, and by the size of the grip she has baby hands even by land-mammal standards. We've still got one more chance.

Open mouth to answer, then bite gun so that barrel points out the other side.

Then reach up, remove her hand from the gun, and throw the gun into the ocean.

Continue with civil conversation.

>>495129
If she has one tiny gun and a bitchin suit like that, then she probably has more guns. Probably wont think better of shooting us if we're getting bitey.

>>495148
Not if we eat all of her guns.

Also, if one had many guns, and was faced with a dangerous opponent, one should not use a weapon that would be laughed out of an American gun control rally.

Just do as it tells you... for now.

Also, how familiar are you with land animals?

>>495067
Probably double-action.

ShockQuest DJ LaLonde 2013/02/27(Wed)22:58 No. 496745 ID: a0e6e1
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>"You're name is Shock, and you have no business here. You were deposited here against your will by a rather large explosion. Ask the dead bitch. Now will you get that pea shooter out of my face, or am I gonna have to break your arm?"

She is silent for a few moments, then releases you from her grip and takes a few steps back.

She tosses her revolver into the sand in front of her and rests her now-empty hand on her hip.

She doesn't say anything. She just stares at you with that sickening grin like she's waiting for something.

if she doesn't do anything in the next 5 seconds ask her if she can at least tell you were you are and if she keeps doing nothing just start walking away. maybe grab the gun if you want as you go. we have bigger things to worry about then some crazy long ears.

can we punch her face
i dont like it

Start circling to her right so that you can get a look behind you without breaking line of sight on her. I suspect she could have an associate sneaking up behind you at this very moment. /paranoia

Fuck that smug bitch, tell her if she isn't going to do anything useful, your leaving.

Then leave.

Ask who the fuck she is, then.

If she's not gonna say anything and she's not gonna shoot you, you might as well walk away. You could take the revolver, in a I'm-not-going-to-shoot-you kinda way, since you don't have any other form of defense right now

"...you gonna say something? Because your face is looking more and more punchable the longer you smirk like that."

>>496792
Perfect.

>>496792

>>496792

ask her if she knows exactly what the fuck happened and why everything went kaboom

also ask if she has a pair of pants that fit your nice muscle butt/any change of new clothes that might work better on land

>>496745
AND THEN YOU KISSED LIEK DISS
*SMOOCH SMOOCH SMOOCH*

>>496985
How would smoochin a shark even work for a bunny?
She's like, all mouth and teeth and just how much of her face is made up of lips?

And then you have to take into account that Shock's a shark.

>>496985
Given that we're a shark, it wouldn't be unreasonable for her to think we'd just be trying to chew her face off.
Just keep your distance and maybe take the gun in a non-threatening way.
Given our circumstances, any potential ally should be left as intact as possible, regardless of how smug they are.

We need a suit.

oh also ask why she is pink

unless pink rabbits are normal

and her name! im sure rad pink bunnies wouldnt be introduced unless theyre to become ~~~friends~~~ or something else important

Shock: have your head explode spontaneously
Bunny: justasplanned.jpg

ShockQuest DJ LaLonde 2013/03/07(Thu)14:22 No. 498576 ID: 32ba00
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>take the gun in a non-threatening way.
>take the revolver
>grab the gun

You cautiously lean forward and down without breaking eye contact with her. She doesn't move a muscle. If it weren't for her eyes following you creepily and the fact that she just assaulted you, you might think she was a statue.

You quickly grab the gun.

You received BROKEN REVOLVER (EMPTY)

Welp, she played us. She's crafty for a strange, mutant bunny, unless of course all bunnies are pink. Does she have a name?

Ask her what she wants.

Huh. Ask her what's up with the busted piece.

What the hell are you looking at? Am I sprouting flowers or something?

Give her a look, then toss the gun away and say in a deadpan: "cute".

So did you want anything? Or you wanna tell me where the hell I ended up?

>>498583
What, bunnies can't get dye jobs?

can we please punch her

>>498576
Now eat it, to gain its' strength.

How is it broken, exactly?

>>498664
no, we'd snap her tiny pencil-neck like a twig.
Ask her what the fuck is going on and why everything looks like hell