ShockQuest DJ LaLonde 2013/02/13(Wed)15:49 No. 492549 ID: c02159
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>Go check out that blood

You aren't even surprised.

>>492549
Dead. A small celebration is in order. After consuming her remains to replenish your energy reserves, continue searching for survivors to replenish your dominion.

how... SHOCKing.

lament that you weren't the one to finish her off.

and then eat the corpse.

Well, if they aren't dead already, they will be soon. Time to explore

Here's deeply hoping that there's no more RAILROAD now that the intro has done its thing. Check out the blood, then go left.

Daphne's plan appears to have been very poorly thought-out, or an explosion was not part of it.

You may want to check to see if your home has been blown up. She may have saved your life if that is the case.

Huh. How the fuck does that work? You were out in the open, and you're barely scratched. She had partial cover from her castle or cave or whatever, and she gets bisected.

Well, you've got some meat, at least. And her skirt can be used as a sack or bag to carry supplies with.

That corpse appears to have been dragged here, and it was right next to you, so we can assume something brought the both of you here. see how far the drag marks go.

She probably got blown through one of these metal bars in her house, sliced clean in half or somethings. Are those drag marks? Do they lead anywhere?

>>492549
Was she wearing those shoes? A dress can be planted on a body, but shoes like that need to fit.

I wonder why you survived with barely any injury, and she got cut in half. Oh well. Investigate the blood trail that goes further inland.

The blasst was in front of you and Daphne and she was behind bars

The blast must have shot the bars out of their sockets and through her, slicing her in half. Her dumb bar house was what killed her

Look for her upper half. Maybe she's still (barely) alive and you can actually be the one to finish her off after all

Also, touch that blood and the organs to see how long you were out. If it's all still warm, then you havent been out long. Cold, then you've been out for a couple hours at the least

ShockQuest DJ LaLonde 2013/02/13(Wed)17:52 No. 492587 ID: c02159
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>The blast must have shot the bars out of their sockets and through her, slicing her in half.

You can't be sure what happened, but you feel like this is probably how it went.

>Look for her upper half.

You don't have to look far. It looks like she was still alive when she was washed ashore. Her top half is at the end of the drag marks, about five feet away. She must have tried to crawl away, possibly to get help.

You examine the body from a distance for a few minutes, concluding that the meat has started to rot and is inedible. Her body doesn't look salvageable at all.

You hear a faint rustling from behind you.

Well, Daphne's done, then. So it goes.

There's something hiding behind the rubble behind you. Best turn and see who or what it is.

You in any condition for a fight, if it comes to that? You any good on land, even?

>>492587
Behind you is an atomic mutant. Turn and stare it down.

Poor Daph. Even for a bitch, that's a pretty shitty way to die.

Turn around and kick that bunny eared demon in the face.

turn around and get ready to beat the crap out of whatever is stupided enough to attack you

ShockQuest DJ LaLonde 2013/02/13(Wed)18:51 No. 492600 ID: c02159
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You turn around.

There's nothing there.

He's hiding behind that piece of junk there, on the ground.

>>492601
Overturn the wreckage to detect your stalker.

yes search behind the car, be prepared for a fight

Don't worry I'm sure it's just a sassy bunny friend, they're probably harmless, or at least well meaning. Go make a friend

Her corpse is rotten? Then you've been knocked out for a long while.

Go interrogate whoever's hiding back there. Roughly.

go back and take the bloody sarong, wash it off and equip it.

>>492636
Her WORST ENEMY'S Sarong? YUCK.

>>492656

except her worst enemy is dead now, so... no worries!

>>492627

Furthermore, you have been knocked out long enough for something to completely and instantly cleave Daphne in half. That could pose a serious problem for you were it to attack again.

>>492656
Equip the sarong as a trophy, to celebrate your victory over your enemy! You lived, making you the better woman.

Also, investigate that car.

>>492668
>The blast must have shot the bars out of their sockets and through her, slicing her in half.

There damn well is something there. Look closer.

ShockQuest (1/2) DJ LaLonde 2013/02/14(Thu)20:30 No. 493013 ID: c02159
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You cautiously move over to the piece of ruined machinery and look over to the other side. There's no one there.

You do, however, notice some sort of control board. Too bad the screen is busted. You examine the surface of the contraption more closely. It is heavily beaten up, but it looks like it has cracks in the surface that open up. That must be what the control board controls.

You stand up to move around to the other side.

ShockQuest (2/2) DJ LaLonde 2013/02/14(Thu)20:32 No. 493014 ID: c02159
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(DIALOG)
???: Don't move, sweetheart, or I'll blow the top off your skull.

ask her calmly "what the fuck do you want" and see if you could rip her throat out with your teeth or something, if not just keep her talking

>>493014
SPAH!

Well, don't get your head blown off. Tell her there's no need for firearms, you're not on land because you're hungry.

stay calm and ask what she wants. be ready to strike if she moves the gun away but don't move until then.

...I'm getting real tired off explosions today, if you don't mind. And I just finished with the last bitch who pissed me off. Unless you're auditioning to be her replacement, I suggest you get the fuck out of my face. Sweetheart.

whisper "choo choo" under your breath

>>493033
That one made me chuckle. Demand she follow the rules and collect $200 after passing go.

Ask why would a rabbit hold a shark up at gunpoint. I'm pretty sure that a shark can totally eat up a rabbit easily if it were not for a gun.

>>493035
Even with a gun, the rabbit is done for. That piddly little revolver isn't even fit for killing squirrels, let alone a shark. I doubt it could pierce your muscles, let alone your cartilaginous bones. Play it cool.

Wait for an opening to disarm her and then proceed to kill violently as you shout the rules of Monopoly. You did memorize the rulesheet by heart didn't you?

>>493033
Oh hush you the quest is only just starting and we did approach the bunny
Dont ask what she wants, that's incriminating. Ask "What the fuck just happened?!" instead

"Who the fuck is you"

ask what she wants

also note that her finger is not on the trigger, she's underestimating you, be ready to turn the tables

act unfazed and give a sassy remark

cute pink bunny in a suit might make a good ally

if you can get her to let go of you and confirm neither of you are gonna try and destroy each other, ask her if she knows exactly what happened

>>493014
Inform your assailant that sharks have cartilage, not bones and therefore no skull to blow the top off of. Lift right arm to throw off assailant's aim, then grab gun with left hand. Note that assailant's limbs are about 3 times thinner than your own; you can probably break her in half.

>>493014
She's tiny and the gun is tiny. Break her arm.

You know, I'm going to bet that's actually a dude who just happens to be pink and have a girly haircut. And paint their nails. And wear mascara. Totally a dude.

And I believe we should go for the recklessly aggressive reaction. Bite their hand off. Or the gun in two; I'm pretty sure sharks can do that.

You have two diferent directions you can take here.

You can mutilate this rabbit, because she is threatening you, you are fully capable of it, and your artist is truly gifted at drawing beautiful dead things.
You will remain sad and alone, without an ally to watch your back on this dangerous island.

Or, you can play nice, and gain an ally that is capable of protecting you in some way in your trials ahead, and keep you company, even if that only means you aren't as bored.

Its up to you.

>>493014
she did something stupid, her wrist is leaning on your shoulder. the very strong shoulder that you are capable of moving away from your head. put she gun away and bite off her hand to prevent her from regaining her hold.

>>493014
The rabbit might be useful. Calmly ask what the fuck is going on. Take it from there.

KILL THE WAAAABBIT, KILL THE WAAABBIT, KILL THE WABBIT, KILL IT DEAAAAD~!
Let's not kill the rabbit guys, let us use our low SHARK DIPLOMACY stat to make her join our side.
And by SHARK DIPLOMACY, I of course mean break her goddam arm, steal her gun, and explain to her that we are having a really shitty day and she can either wind up an ally or lunch.

ShockQuest DJ LaLonde 2013/02/21(Thu)21:17 No. 494977 ID: c02159
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You stay silent for a moment as you examine her weapon. It's a small 6-shooter. You doubt it could really injure you, but then again, you're aquatic, what do you know about firearms?

You decide to play it safe and ask her what she wants.

She tells you that she wants only your name and your business here. She says you better talk fast.

Oh pooh. You hesitated, and she actually moved her finger to the trigger. You're now likely to take cosmetic damage if and when you decide to kill da wabbit.

You're name is Shock, and you have no business here. You were deposited here against your will by a rather large explosion. Ask the dead bitch. Now will you get that pea shooter out of my face, or am I gonna have to break your arm?

>>494977
Mention that you talk better without a gun near your jaw, start spilling the beans, and grab/break her wrist and pull it away as soon as it becomes reasonably convenient if she does move it away.

MIght as well tell the truth, you got blown outta the water and your name is Shock.

Your name is Shock and your business is getting away from here back to your house in the ocean full of solid gold statues and hoards of jewels and treasure. If that doesn't win her to your side, nothing will!

i was caught in a massive explosion that launched me to shore.

>>494977
Your name's Shock, and you didn't even mean to come here. You were caught in an underwater explosion or something which flung you up to shore.

Point out the messy corpse of the dolphin bitch to illustrate your point.

tell her your name, then tell her your 'business' here is for pleasure after all who doesn't like takeing a long stroll through wherever the hell you are after having been caught in a GIANT FUCKING EXPLOSIN. then if she is still pointing that damn gun at you try and bit her gun hand off. I mean really it looks like a fricken pink toothpick is holding that gun, you could probably take it off in a single bit

Compliment her choice in suits and see about getting some interspecies bow chika wow wow going

Not-UrQuan 2013/02/21(Thu)22:58 No. 495024 ID: c92d04
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>>495020
You are a shark, and a noble. Nobles don't like threats. Sharks bite things. Eat the barrel of that revolver.

Slam your head into hers to put yourself out of the way of the muzzle (will still get burns though) and disorrentate her, drop down to force her gun to the ground, and then break her arm. Then question her.

You're here to chew bubblegum, and kick ass. And you suspect her name is 'Bubblegum'.

Can we just not hurt her and take any risks we dont wanna? What if that thing somehow has exploding bullets?

Let's be civil for now. Killing everyone aint gonna fix Shock's boredom.

Duuuuuuude, her finger wasn't on the trigger and her arm was around your shoulder! You had her, maaaaan!

>>495051
Agreed, she could be fun and useful, as well as the fact that there are a whole mess of ways this could go sour. Try and placate her and at least get to the point of civil conversation rather than forced at gun point

>>494980
>>495055
It's still uncocked, and by the size of the grip she has baby hands even by land-mammal standards. We've still got one more chance.

Open mouth to answer, then bite gun so that barrel points out the other side.

Then reach up, remove her hand from the gun, and throw the gun into the ocean.

Continue with civil conversation.

>>495129
If she has one tiny gun and a bitchin suit like that, then she probably has more guns. Probably wont think better of shooting us if we're getting bitey.

>>495148
Not if we eat all of her guns.

Also, if one had many guns, and was faced with a dangerous opponent, one should not use a weapon that would be laughed out of an American gun control rally.

Just do as it tells you... for now.

Also, how familiar are you with land animals?

>>495067
Probably double-action.

ShockQuest DJ LaLonde 2013/02/27(Wed)22:58 No. 496745 ID: a0e6e1
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>"You're name is Shock, and you have no business here. You were deposited here against your will by a rather large explosion. Ask the dead bitch. Now will you get that pea shooter out of my face, or am I gonna have to break your arm?"

She is silent for a few moments, then releases you from her grip and takes a few steps back.

She tosses her revolver into the sand in front of her and rests her now-empty hand on her hip.

She doesn't say anything. She just stares at you with that sickening grin like she's waiting for something.

if she doesn't do anything in the next 5 seconds ask her if she can at least tell you were you are and if she keeps doing nothing just start walking away. maybe grab the gun if you want as you go. we have bigger things to worry about then some crazy long ears.

can we punch her face
i dont like it

Start circling to her right so that you can get a look behind you without breaking line of sight on her. I suspect she could have an associate sneaking up behind you at this very moment. /paranoia

Fuck that smug bitch, tell her if she isn't going to do anything useful, your leaving.

Then leave.

Ask who the fuck she is, then.

If she's not gonna say anything and she's not gonna shoot you, you might as well walk away. You could take the revolver, in a I'm-not-going-to-shoot-you kinda way, since you don't have any other form of defense right now

"...you gonna say something? Because your face is looking more and more punchable the longer you smirk like that."

>>496792
Perfect.

>>496792

>>496792

ask her if she knows exactly what the fuck happened and why everything went kaboom

also ask if she has a pair of pants that fit your nice muscle butt/any change of new clothes that might work better on land

>>496745
AND THEN YOU KISSED LIEK DISS
*SMOOCH SMOOCH SMOOCH*

>>496985
How would smoochin a shark even work for a bunny?
She's like, all mouth and teeth and just how much of her face is made up of lips?

And then you have to take into account that Shock's a shark.

>>496985
Given that we're a shark, it wouldn't be unreasonable for her to think we'd just be trying to chew her face off.
Just keep your distance and maybe take the gun in a non-threatening way.
Given our circumstances, any potential ally should be left as intact as possible, regardless of how smug they are.

We need a suit.

oh also ask why she is pink

unless pink rabbits are normal

and her name! im sure rad pink bunnies wouldnt be introduced unless theyre to become ~~~friends~~~ or something else important

Shock: have your head explode spontaneously
Bunny: justasplanned.jpg

ShockQuest DJ LaLonde 2013/03/07(Thu)14:22 No. 498576 ID: 32ba00
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>take the gun in a non-threatening way.
>take the revolver
>grab the gun

You cautiously lean forward and down without breaking eye contact with her. She doesn't move a muscle. If it weren't for her eyes following you creepily and the fact that she just assaulted you, you might think she was a statue.

You quickly grab the gun.

You received BROKEN REVOLVER (EMPTY)

Welp, she played us. She's crafty for a strange, mutant bunny, unless of course all bunnies are pink. Does she have a name?

Ask her what she wants.

Huh. Ask her what's up with the busted piece.

What the hell are you looking at? Am I sprouting flowers or something?

Give her a look, then toss the gun away and say in a deadpan: "cute".

So did you want anything? Or you wanna tell me where the hell I ended up?

>>498583
What, bunnies can't get dye jobs?

can we please punch her

>>498576
Now eat it, to gain its' strength.

How is it broken, exactly?

>>498664
no, we'd snap her tiny pencil-neck like a twig.
Ask her what the fuck is going on and why everything looks like hell