"Whats this? A glowing pendant?"
yep. it talks too.
'lo.
Great and terrible orb of voices, etcetera etcetera, name, race, gender, siblings, etcetera
Who dares to awaken us?!?
"Yeah, no offence. but you sound cursed." "I'm gonna chuck you as hard as I can at a wall."
Woah, why so violent ?
I wouldn't do that if I were you fine sir or madame, we might explode or something. And that may leave you with possibly fatal injury. :3c
Fine, then you'll never find out about our secret cave of gold.
that is no way to talk to your mother, young man.
Dude, stick with us, we can help you get laid. Also, become a god, escape from hell, rule the world, and save it from Cthulu-like demons. And, yes, we have done this before.
Nay we're just a talking ball, no more curse than being somehow annoying. I mean if we were really cursed, how could you just throw us away? We're legit, really! And helpful! We love to help people! I mean it's... it's all we can do... Come on man we're so bored.
"Well, alright." "But I'll drop you if you start singing showtunes."
Shouldn't you, like, sell us or something?
Nah we only do that to dastardly villains and such. So who are you and what's your story? Where are we? Speak of the world and all things of it! Sorry but but when are left alone with only ourselves to talk to we kinda forget things. Everything actually. Except how to talk. So bring us up to speed my good man.
>>328157 I don't think there's any danger of that. Tell us about yourself. Who are you? Where are you?
>>328157 So, introduce yourself, cat-scribble-thing. And where are we, if you don't mind my asking?
How about you take us somewhere awesome? Somewhere that's not this place.
What do you have against showtunes? Everyone loves a good showtune.
>>328160 "Well, I have no idea who or what I am. Judging from the abandond mine carts, I'd say and abandoned mine. and I woke up a minute ago with no idea as to anything. so sorry." >>328158 "Maybe I might."
Look around yourself, can you see any useful things? Like a pickaxe?
>>328175 "Out of the many things I don't remember, the thing I hate the most I remember." >>328171 " Good idea, the only exit I see is that boarded up exit over there." >>328180 "There isn't much here. Just some illegible papers and the carts filled with dirt."
So? Rip the boards down. For God's sake, look at your huge-ass claw hands - those gotta be for diggin' or rippin' or something.
>>328184 Illegible papers? You could take a look and see if we could read them somehow. Otherwise I guess try to get those boards out of the way if you can.
>>328187 CRASH! Nice, My claw went through that pretty easily. It's pretty dark up ahead...
>>328193 Nowhere else to go!
you seem to have a cat like face. maybe you have good dark-vision?
>>328190 Your guess is as good as mine... >>328196 I can't see anything ahead, so I don't have night vision. and These aren't ears. There...horns?
Well if we're a glowing pendant, you can use us for a light source. Jerk.
>>328203 I think it was supposed to be a warning of some kind. To someone. Seems rather irrelevant now! Anyway, you should probably cautiously head into the next area.
>>328203 Looks like a warning sign. This area was... something. Oh, and it looks like you have a scar on your forehead. I guess we'll have to fumble around with the pendant as your only light.
Horns huh?.. Well dont worry, it doesnt really matter for us. Lets just try to get out in one piece, ok?
>>328203 Looks like it says, "WARNING This area has been sealed to, " something something. Could also be blocked, instead of sealed. Basically, "Don't go in here, it's dangerous." Well, wrap the pendant's chain/cord around your wrist and hold it ahead as a light source. Like you would a candle. It's not as good as a torch, but better than nothing.
I found a large cavern here. Theres are more papers and a sign. The all say something has been sealed here. not making me feel safe. I need to get outta here. >>328219 done. It seems as though this path continues onward and-
HEEELLLPPP! Oh shit!
CHARGE THE DARKNESS! SAVE THE HERMETIC SEAL!
Charge towards the scream! BE A HERO!
SAVE THEM AND BE A HERO!
YOU ARE WHO YOU WANT TO BE. BE SUPERMAN!
Time for an Ancient Text Parser Technique... EXAMINE EVERYTHING.
>>328235 >>328239 >>328242 >>328250 I followed the voice. it seems to have come outside the mine... ~Rustle~ Somethings coming...
>>328252 THERE IS A TON OF SHIT.
>>328262 Check it out, then! Brace for sudden attack.
Ask who's there.
Do shit wit dat shit, yo
>>328264 FUCK YEAH. NOW EXAMINE THE FUCK OUT OF THAT BUSH.
"Who's-" " AHHHHHHHHGH!
"[i] Oh god, another Construct!['i]" What is this thing? She looks terrified. What did she call me?
construct, a golem. say "calm down, what's going on?"
Swoop him/her/it in your manly arms and declare "You have been saved!"
Let's not just be a HERO, let's be a morally ambiguous hero. Tell her to explain herself, and what exactly a Construct is. Do so in a vaguely threatening manner.
>>328285 "Hey! Calm down! Whats going on!" >>328295 She seems edgy at the moment. Although I appreciate the manly arm comment.
>>328282 Okay, slow, controlled movements. Ordinarily I wouldn't recommend latching onto the first person you meet but you're kind of lacking in leads. Try to clarify that you're friendly but very lost and confused.
>>328295 that's stupid. just try and calm her down. stuff like i'm not going to hurt you is a good start.
>>328299 Ask where the other one is?
"i'm not going to hurt you, i just... woke up and i don't know what is happening"
tell her you just woke up in the mine. you don't remember anything but you know your not going to hurt her.
>>328300 >>328301 >>328304 I'll do my best to console her. "Hey relax I'm not gonna hurt you." "..." She doesn't seem very convinced... >>328303 "You mentioned someone else. another construct.
>>328307 You might want to also mention that you have no idea what's going on, really.
"if someone is trying to hurt you then it is my duty to stop them."
>>328308 alright. "I don't know whats-" "T-there right behind me! we gotta get outta here!"
W-what the hell!
>>328318 Try out some FIGHTAN skills on them.
oh shit, soldier-class. and several. you may be able to take one in a one-on-one but not three. kneel down open your arms and say 'hold on!' then when she grabs on put on arm around her and run like the wind.
>>328318 It has become time for punching. Also possibly clawing... Stab one in the face with your claws before they realize that the kid's not alone.
>>328320 GREAT Idea! "Hold on!" "W-wait, what!"
make sure you don't fall. and go fast in any direction away from them.
>>328326 >>328319 I'm liking the violent ideas here. But I should get this girl out of danger first. "Who are you?" "Me?" It never crossed my mind. I don't have a name yet... What should I say?
>>328332 "I dunno." Then explain.
"don't have one, you can pick"
Maybe nows not the best time to be thinking about this...
is it just one now? if so then engage. dodge the sword an jam super sharp claws into it's face.
I know a Great Sword when I see it. OK, hopefully he's as slow as the normal wielder of that sword. In that case, run as fast as you can. As for the baddies attacks, just keep moving, and don't get closer than arm's reach unless you KNOW you have the advantage. Also, the password is smashthestate. Don't forget.
>>328345 Damn! these things are surprisingly agile! I barely managed to dodge! I'll go for an attack now!
remember, the armor is probably too thick. go for the eyes.
>>328348 He's actually pretty fast with that sword! I'm being forced to dodge!
Uh... aim for the weak point for massive damage? Seriously though, I got nothin'
this may or may not work. but try to deflect it with a claw.
>>328358 ~CLINK~ "Ngg!" It...worked?
grab with other hand and rip the sword out of it's one handed grip.
Well that's impressive. We'll have to figure out what you are. Anyway, maintain grip with that hand, apply hand/fist to face with other.
>>328356 You're in a forest. You have claws that can easily slice through wood. Time to drop a tree on a bitch.
>>328366 Counterattack!
>>328371 >>328357 "HHNNG!"
Green? Interesting. Anyway yank the sword out of his grasp and bam, you got a sword. If we have time, it'll be good to see whether or not it's just your hand/claws that are super hard or if it's your entire meaty arms. But considering there were multiple of these guys... you might want to see where the others are.
>>328377 I'm all for something to better kill these things with. It bursts into flames? ah, nevermind that. the other one came! as for my arms, I don't think testing it here is a good idea. maybe later.
attack with sword, when it blocks push it into a tree and while pinned finish that one.
Show him your stabs.
"HNNG" this is becoming easier!
Hey, I did qualify the statement with 'if we have time,' didn't I? Anyway, use your unarmed hand as a very mobile shield to bat away his blade if he comes at you, and then just go for a beat manly slash on this peasant.
>>328384 SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE, SOLDIER
and things are getting.. more colorful? anyway, be careful you don't lose yourself.
>>328384 You can do it!
>>328385 This seems wise.
!
FUCK! loot around, get a tree behind you.
>>328394 Shit, take cover. Where's the girl? I wonder if you can just throw the sword at the archer... but don't leave an opening for the foe you're fighting already!
"HEY! OVER THERE!" Thats right. There were three of them! This guy in front of me was a decoy!
You can't exactly turn your back on the guy in front of you with a sword... Tell the girl to get behind cover, then circle around your opponent to get him in between you and the archer, using him as a meat shield. This gives you some cover until you dispatch him, at which point you go after the archer.
throw sword and rush him.
>>328401 Okay, I guess you should go after that guy then. Hopefully you come out of this without being too messed up...
>>328396 >>328399 Cover! Right >>328406 I don't know how accurate I'll be, maybe I could get closer...Or maybe if I threw something bigger...
>>328413 >something bigger If only they didn't burst into flames.
grip the arrow with your teeth and pull it out. and turn around now. the archer would have to fire through his buddy to shoot you.
Depending on the distance and speed it might be better to finish off the guy with a blade to your back... but in either case, you should make sure to tell the girl to keep her head down.
"GRAH!"
Stab it in the head, then hold the blade defensively. Punch anyone who gets too close.
>>328425 Oh I didn't see that there. Yeah, trees are good too. Pisses off the elves, but, then again, fuck elves.
>>328423 Did you just *throw* a tree? Well now. I think you're a bit stronger than we expected. The thing that was sealed away was probably YOU. I wonder why?
>blocks swords with hands >chops down tree in a single stroke >throws said tree at enemy Why does this guy need our help again?
that'll do.
The other one ran off and did the smart thing. "Hey it's safe now."
get that arrow out. looks like you heal fast, but an obstruction will stop it.
Yeah. Though... be careful with it. You don't want the arrowhead to get stuck in there.
...oh. And the girl is probably freaking out right now at how strong you are.
>>328430 Actually, you guys suggested everyone of those things All I've done was act like a monster. "That was incredible! What kind of construct ARE you?" "Construct?" "...You don't know what a construct is?"
Two options "I am a love machine" "I'm not sure, but if I had to guess I'd say that I was built to be ALL THAT IS MAN!"
"You don't seem evil like the other constructs like those three you fought earlier. Come with me and I'll fix you up. oh and by the way. I'm Felicia." ..To be continued
Remember to ask her to teach you WHAT IS LOVE
construct, golem, creation. basically you aren't technically alive. but close enough.
>>328439 End credits song.
>>328436 Oh, don't get down on yourself. You just have monstrous strength! Show Felicia that you're not a monster. Some questions to ask- who is she, why are the constructs attacking her, what are constructs, and where exactly are you?