Ed Pastry 2010/11/20(Sat)00:09 No. 258307 ID: 55ed8b
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A decidedly un-optimized party of adventurers review the events of the recent past.

Astronomer and eccentric Simon Betelgeuse is on an epic quest to save the world from immanent destruction at the hands of the vengeful star-god Volans. He is accompanied by Samuel Slater, his best friend and loyal butler; Io Adhara, his boss and usually rational foil; and Karsci Vadász, some random trooper they picked up on accident.

Ever since the beginning of the adventure, Simon and his friends have been hunted by the mysterious Cobble secret police force called the Dokdokdokdokdok for reasons unknown.

Ed Pastry 2010/11/20(Sat)00:09 No. 258308 ID: 55ed8b
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The big plan is to finish the rocket at the Weaponsmith’s Guild, located 2 days flight away in the Bumbling Rocks. They must still acquire a skilled technician to repair the fuel line and a ‘vacuum igniter’ to complete the rocket. They have a vague lead that the Cobble capital of Weeya-bhu may have the skilled technician they need, and know they can pick up the ‘vacuum igniter’ from the city of Kojo for 2000 dollars.

Ed Pastry 2010/11/20(Sat)00:14 No. 258312 ID: 55ed8b
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With their airship undergoing repairs for two days and the collective wallet going low on cash, the heroes have decided to do some freelance detective work for a mining corporation. They are tasked with investigating an MIA corporate agent and a suspected sabotage on a mine on the island of Ijin-Shima.
Before they head off on their next little caper, our heroes decided to buy supplies. On top of the list is food: Io, Simon and Karsci all need food ($5 per daily ration per person, up to a max of 4 per person)
The list of stores include:
Grocery store
Electronics store
Hardware store
Clothing store
Hobby store

Ok, let's head for the Grocery Store, food is our first priority.

We should get the skilled technician after we've got food and stuff, because getting him is probably easier than getting 2000 dollars.

>>258383
The pay for this mission is 4000 dollars, assuming we don't screw up:
>>/questarch/204938

Oh boy oh boy this quest is back yay!

Alright, buy everyone enough food for the next 7 days. That should leave us with 21 monies left, and then we should immediately head off to get to Ijin-Shima asap. We have barely over 2 weeks left to save the world, let's go.

Ed Pastry 2010/11/21(Sun)13:47 No. 258731 ID: 01936b
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They purchase enough food so that each person has enough for 7 days. Since their max carry capacity is 4 day-rations, the rest is stored in the airship. They have 126 dollars remaining.

They then head back to their employer to acquire transit to Ijin-Shima.

Corporate Employer: "Here's the airship tickets. They're just 'economy' class, but don't worry; you'll still get there in one piece."

Ed Pastry 2010/11/21(Sun)13:49 No. 258734 ID: 01936b
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The party is dropped off over the corporate mine the next morning.

It is now 14 days before The End.

They can either start investigating at their employer's sabotaged mine, or walk for a day to get to the rival corporation's mine.

>>258734
>14 days
>Going to be AT LEAST 2 days before we get to our airship
>And we've got to travel to the fuel tech and back to the missile
I think that rocket is going to be fired almost point-blank.

Ok. Investigate the mine we're already at.

Yeah, investigate the mine we're at.

Stumble into the mine we're at, picking bits of vegetable matter off yourselves.

investigate the mine we're at yeah.

Ed Pastry 2010/11/22(Mon)15:45 No. 259065 ID: 732585
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The party dusts themselves off and heads to the sabotaged mine. The security guard at the front gate greets them.

Guard: "Oh, you guys must be the freelances the big boss hired."
Simon: "We sure are! Genuine detectives, that's us."
Io: "So... what exactly happened here?"
Guard: "All sorts of things. The workers kept complaining about the heavy machinery failing all the time. You should ask them for the specifics. Main entrance to the processing building is right there behind me, and the mineshaft is in that little shed next to it."

Building first.

Let's go talk to the workers

>>259121
>>259196
No, no! There are four of us, let's multitask. Slater and Simon should go investigate the machinery in the building, while Io and Karsci go talk to the workers. There are 4 of us, and time is short, so we're going to need to start splitting up a lot more.

>>260417
Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.

>>260417
This

Ed Pastry 2010/12/15(Wed)20:55 No. 264721 ID: 35cea2
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Simon and Slater stumble around the building until they find some heavy looking machinery. There's a kid sitting on a big enginey thing.

Kid: "Hey mister, what'cha doing?"
Simon: "Looking for some clues as to what happened with the equipment here. Seen anything suspicious kid?"
Kid: "Nah. The equipment that broke is underneath that hatch there, but you can't go in."
Simon: "Why not?"
Kid: "Fulla nasty gasses and stuff. You need some kinda special suit to stay alive down there."
Simon: "Huh, what luck! I happen to have one such suit back in the- wait..."

Ed Pastry 2010/12/15(Wed)21:02 No. 264723 ID: 35cea2
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Meanwhile, Io and Karsci head in the main build and try to find some workers to question. They find some workers lazing about in the break room.

Io: "Hey guys, if I could have your attention for a moment."
Couch Guy: "Hmm?"
Io: "We're freelance investigators hired by your employers to find out what happened here. If you don't mind, I'd like to ask you all a few questions."
Standing Guy: "Sure, it's not like I have anything else to do."
Couch Guy: "Just quit messing with the fridge, you wont find evidence in there."
Karsci: "I dunno, these sealed fruit snacks are looking awful suspicious to me."

>>264721
Simon: Ask kid where we might find such a suit. Hopefully the bosses have one and can lend one to us and we don't have to spend more money.

Slater: Do you need to breath? If not, you might be able to explore down there. If so, yeah let's find Simon a suit.

Io: Ask the workers for specifics. Which machines went wrong, and how did they go wrong?

Karsci: Don't eat their food.

Io: Nudge Karsci into not stealing their food. Ask if they saw anyone suspicious that day.

Can Karsci handle the toxins? He is made of lava.

Check the security tapes.

Ed Pastry 2010/12/18(Sat)21:19 No. 265210 ID: 35cea2
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Simon: "Uh, do you happen to have any spare suits I can use? It's kinda important that we look at that malfunctioning machinery."
Kid: "There's one that probably can fit you, but it's got a few tears. Your Clockwork friend can probably survive there though, since he doesn't need to breathe."
Simon: "Oh, well in that case-"

Simon opens the hatch and pushes Slater in.
Slater: "AAAAUGH"
Simon: "Okay buddy, go find that evidence!"

While Slater dusts himself off, Simon examines the screen with the security tapes.
Kid: "Don't bother, I've already watched through all the records and I didn't see nobody messing with the machinery."

Ed Pastry 2010/12/18(Sat)21:29 No. 265213 ID: 35cea2
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Io nudges Karsci a bit.
Io: "Hey, cut it out! I thought Cremates couldn't eat normal food anyways."
Karsci: "*glorp* Buuht dis ugghf eghs graape flavuuurgh *gloop*"
Io shakes her head and readdresses the idle workers.
Io: "Did you see anyone suspicious in the last few weeks?"
Couch Guy: "Nope. In fact, you're the first new people to arrive here since last month."
Io: "Hmm. How about the breakdowns, can you give me specifics."
Standing Guy: "Power failing, worn out parts, pipes leaking. Standard stuff, or it would be if they didn't happen over and over again in a short period of time. Right now there's a conveyor belt that got stalled for some reason, but we can't check on it since it's in a place full of toxic gas and our only hazmat suit is ripped."
Io: "That seems a bit suspicious."
Karci: "*Blurgh*"

Simon: Ask the kid where that old suit is anyways and go retrieve it, maybe we can repair the tears with duct tape or something.

Karci: Can you survive under those toxic gases? I mean, with you being made of lava and all that. If so, go investigate the conveyor belt.

Slater: Investigate around!

Simon: Examine the suit to maybe see what caused the tears.

Slater: See if you can reactivate the ventilation or something.

If we don't start figuring this out soon, we may need to think of a new way to get cash.

>>265210
Slater: grab hat before it falls beyond the barrier into the chasm.

Ed Pastry 2010/12/21(Tue)21:32 No. 265733 ID: 35cea2
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Simon: "On second thought, could I see this ripped hazmat suit you got? Maybe I could fix it."
Kid: "Sure, lemme just pull it out of my inventory for you."
While Simon is examining the suit, Io and Karsci return from talking with the workers.
Karsci: "Hello Mr. Betelgeuse. We finished talking to the workers."
Io: "They seem to agree that the malfunctions look suspicious, and they claim nobody's entered or left the mine since they started happening."
Simon: "I see. My bet is on ninjas."
Io: "Right. Where's Slater by the way, and why are you holding that thing?"
Simon: "I sent him down the hatch there to check out what went wrong. I was hoping to fix this hazmat suit so I could join him, but this thing looks like it's been mauled by a bear. A bear with scissors and a burning hatred for safety equipment. It's missing the boots and one glove, too."
Io: "Hmm. Karsci, maybe you could go down there with Slater. I mean, if you can stand the Sear-"
Karsci: "Unless that 'toxic gas' down there is just sulfur-smelling air, I can't help you. We breathe mostly the same gasses as everyone else."
Simon: "... through where exactly?"

Ed Pastry 2010/12/21(Tue)21:37 No. 265738 ID: 35cea2
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Slater wanders a bit to the right and finds the pipe that appears to be leaking the toxic gas. The ladder that leads to wherever the broken conveyor belt is too tall, Slater can't risk attempting to climb it.

>>265738
...Hmmmm. I'm not sure what you can do here, Slater. I guess I'd go back and yell at Simon that you've found the source of the problem, but can't do anything about it with the resources you have down there with you.

I am kind of stumped on what kind of guy could be so ninja as to cause all these problems. Ask the kid if he's the spy.

Any other bright ideas of how to get some cash?

Presently: Repair gas leak using duct tape.

Ed Pastry 2010/12/26(Sun)12:31 No. 266858 ID: 35cea2
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Slater borrows Io's duct tape and attempts to fix the leaky pipe. Unfortunately, the magic of duct tape fails to fix the problem, as gasses still leak through the small gaps.

Slater tosses the duct tape back up the hatch.
Slater: "I'm afraid duct tape won't work, Sir."
Simon: "It's alright Slater, we'll find a way."
Slater: "Indeed Sir. Can you help me out now?"
Io: "Whoever sabotaged this place must have been really good. Nobody was seen entering or leaving the building and all the malfunctions looked like accidents."
Karsci: "That probably means one of the employees here is responsible."
Simon: "Hmm. Hey kid, you a ninja spy?"
Kid: "No."
Simon: "Damn, this detective stuff is hard. Is there any other way we could get some money?"
Io: "We could try the other jobs advertised in Tamaishi, but then we'd be wasting more time than we are now."

Can we use the magic tape to fix the suit?

Wait a moment. Slater, you have a wrench. Can't you use it to fix the leaky pipe?

Alternatively, use Simon's blowtorch to seal it. But ask first if the toxic gas is also volatile.

Ed Pastry 2010/12/27(Mon)21:46 No. 267292 ID: 35cea2
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After verifying that the toxic gasses are nonflammable, Simon tosses the blowtorch down Slater so he can attempt to fix the leak.

The blowtorch works well, but Slater's reach is a little short and half the pipe remains unwelded.

Meanwhile, Simon tries to patch up the ripped hazmat suit with duct tape. It looks fairly airtight, but Simon isn't entirely sure. The missing boots and glove remain problems as well.

We need to get down there so we can fix the clog in vent 4, which is presumably affixed at some point to the pipe we are welding. But toxic gasses are said to be bad. Maybe we can turn it off and then fix the clog. Is there an area Slater can access that we haven't explored?

If the only problem with the boots and glove is that toxic air would come in, then just apply duct tape to seal it against your own clothing/body.

>>267308

Yeah, this. Even if you can't use that hand because it's sealed with tape, we only need to get down there to fix the pipe.

That's a blow torch and not a welder right? If it is, then you're probably going to need both hands. You may need a spool of solder to finish the repair, there may not be enough on the pipe joint for the pipe to seal properly. If you do need more solder, you'll need both hands to apply it and run the torch. Ideally you'd be making the repair with an iron that you heat with the torch, but a quick and dirty repair with just the torch is possible.

Is the gas outright poisonous or is it just dangerous because it displaces oxygen? If it is poison, does it only work through inhalation or is it capable of getting through skin, mucus membranes, or open wounds?

Ed Pastry 2010/12/28(Tue)20:24 No. 267455 ID: 35cea2
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Simon seals himself in the suit by duct-taping the sleeves to his body. It appears to work, but he still should be careful not to break the makeshift seals on the suit.

Simon and Slater check out the area to the left of the ladder, and just find a pile of crates and a crane hook on the ceiling. There is a control panel on the wall, probably to control the crane.

Hmmm, open the crates to see what's inside.

Other than that, I don't know what else to do here. Lift one of the boxes with the crane to see if they're blocking anything suspicious.

Oh, and Simon should finish fixing pipe 4 while we're here.

...does the crane's hook go very far over towards the leaky pipes? You could lift Slater with it so he can reach more of the leaks!

>>267639

This is a good idea.

Also, Simon can go down the ladder to clear the clog out of the 4 vent.

Ed Pastry 2011/01/04(Tue)10:03 No. 269086 ID: bbce2e
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The crates seemed to be filled with machine parts for the most part. They don't look particularly useful and are all really heavy, so they don't take any.

The crane doesn't extend over to the pipes, but the cables on the crane appear to be very long.

Slater waits on top while Simon goes down the ladder. He finds a hatch on a cluster of pipes and the busted conveyor belt. One of pipes is shaking and making chunking noises.

>>267552
Also, after lifting the boxes it is revealed that there is nothing behind them. It's just storage space.

Open the hatch to see what's making all the noise.

(In b4 it's a dead body.)

Open it!

>>269086
get Slater for backup then open it

Ed Pastry 2011/01/06(Thu)18:17 No. 269590 ID: 041f08
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Slater cannot descend down the ladder, due to his physiology.

Simon opens the hatch and removes the HUGE CLOG in the pipes.

Simon: "I'm fairly sure there there is a totally legitimate reason as to why this thing was in here."

...uhhh. Well, it's evidence, right? Close up the hatch, and look around to the left.

>>269590

Nobody accidentally drops down a shoe in the HIGHLY TOXIC GAS vents. Someone put it there to clog it, then destroyed the hazmat suit so nobody could come down and fix it.

Hurry go talk with the boss. The next step is round up all the worker and check who's the owner of the shoe. Then we'll have our man.

It's like Poirot meets Cinderella.

The kind of ninja responsible for this sabotage might be able to steal someone's shoes off their feet without their noticing. It's still pretty much the only lead, though, so hang on to it.

>>269778
We can't consider that possibility. We only need to find a rat long enough to get paid, not to solve all of their problems forever. We have a planet to save. Let's go find Cinderella's evil twin.

Ed Pastry 2011/01/09(Sun)14:35 No. 270030 ID: aa3428
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The party regroups topside and the requests the mine manager get all the employees together. The party and the entire staff meet in one empty storage room a few minutes later.

Simon: "Are these really all the workers here? I thought a place this big would have a lot more staff."
Manager: "They are all the ones on site right now. Most the actual miners have returned home until we get everything fixed. Why, did you find the person responsible?"
Simon: "Almost. We found this large clog inside the pipes and noticed the hazmat suit here was likely intentionally ripped."
Io: "Since nobody has entered or left the facility in the past month, we suspect the saboteur is one of the staff here."
Manager: "We guessed as much, but do you know who it is?"
Simon: "I'm guessing it's the one who fits into these clogs."
Sitting Guy: "I see two problems with this. One: Why would the guy breaking stuff use something he wears, and two: That thing is big enough to be a hat. Even a fat Cremate couldn't fit in it."
Karsci: "Oi!"
Simon: "I admit I really didn't think this through much."
Io: "We were hoping our man didn't either. This shoe doesn't look familiar to any of you?"
Guard: "Not at all."
Sitting Guy: "No."
Standing Guy: "Nope."
Standing Girl: "Can I go now?"

>>270030
hey, it might not even belong to any of the rockmen. Ask if there are any other foriegners here.

>>270067
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? D:
This is actually a pretty decent line of reasoning. It might not belong to one of these guys but there's no way it just "happened" to get there.

Well, shit. And no idea who it could belong to either?
What race could it possibly fit? Maybe we should ask around town.

Suggestion 2011/03/13(Sun)12:44 No. 288093 ID: cb45f0
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Reflect on when your life turned into Puzzle Agent.

Ed Pastry 2011/03/15(Tue)10:24 No. 288481 ID: d7628f
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Simon: "This shoe has to belong to someone. Is there any foreigners here that might wear this thing?"
Manager: "No."
Sitting Guy: "How do you know someone wears it? Maybe it's just a decoration or something."
Simon: "That's silly, why would anyone carry around a huge clog if they're not gonna wear it? Clearly, the more rational explanation is that we somehow missed a guy who has feet bigger than Io's hat. Ooh, or maybe wears a clog on his head!"
Manager: "Like I said earlier, everyone in the mine is in this room right now. Perhaps a different line of investigation is in order?"
Simon: "Hmm..."

Whose suit is it?

>>288481
Okay... well, yeah, whose hazmat suit is that?

Ask what everyone was doing when shit broke.

Ed Pastry 2011/05/21(Sat)10:53 No. 305681 ID: 35cea2
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Simon: "Who does the hazmat suit belong to?"
Manager: "It's company property."
Io: "What was everyone doing when the equipment started breaking?"
Manager: "Well, when the most recent breakdown happened I was in my office doing paperwork."
Sitting Guy: "I was watching TV in the break room."
Guard: "I was just sitting at the gate like I normally do."
Standing Girl: "I was in the mine shafts, checking on the equipment there."
Standing Guy: "I was cleaning the smokestacks on top of the main building."
Manager: "When the malfunction alarm went off, we met in the trapdoor room above the broken equipment, but we couldn't access it since our only hazmat suit was ripped."
Io: "I don't see any evidence that might point to any of these people are doing it."
Slater: "Don't give up now, there must be something we've missed."

Hrm... I'm kind of stumped, we've found practically no clues, and the only one we've found seems to be a dead end.

We could try a different approach and look for the motive behind the sabotage.

Make sure none of the other workers can hear you, then ask the manager if any of the employees have been acting different lately. If any of them has been wronged by the company, or has been malcontent lately. Or if any of them suddenly seems to be richer recently. Maybe they're getting bribed by a different company.

Ed Pastry 2011/05/28(Sat)00:19 No. 307301 ID: 75c491
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Simon pulls the Manager over to a corner of the room and whispers to him.

Simon: "Surely there must be something suspicious going on with at least one of your staff? Someone coming into money suddenly maybe?"
Manager: "Nothing like that, I'm terribly sorry. As far as I have noticed all the five workers present have been acting as normally as they have been."

(Since everyone seems to be stuck in a rut, I will dispense a hint: Look earlier in the thread for clues and suspicious activity.)

Theoretically what would happen if you dropped something down one of the smokestacks?

For that matter, why isn't the kid-who knew exactly where the hazmat suit was-here? Is he not part of the staff?

Ask how come that kid isn't in here. Didn't we ask all employees to gather? Or is he not an employee?

Ed Pastry 2011/05/29(Sun)10:38 No. 307629 ID: 75c491
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Simon: "Wait, five? Where's the kid?"
Manager: "What kid?"
Simon: "The one that was in the room with the monitors, why isn't he here with the rest of the staff?"
Manager: "I have no idea what you are talking about, we have no kid here. There's only us."
Simon: "... Ohhh"

>>307629

Quick! Catch him before he escapes!

But he told us he wasn't a ninja spy! We even asked him! Such treachery!!

Describe him and then get everyone to catch him if it's not too late.

>>307629
OKAY GOTTA GO BYE

We should dash off and see if we can find the kid. Maybe he left a trail of cookie crumbs.

Ed Pastry 2011/05/31(Tue)21:00 No. 308180 ID: 75c491
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Simon alerts all the staff members of the child saboteur. The manager said that he and his staff will guard the mining complex's borders to make sure he doesn't escape, while Simon and his companions search the insides of the building.

They start in the room where the first met the kid.

Simon: "Well, he doesn't seem to be in this room at least."
Io: "Looks like the kid broke or deactivated all the security cameras, I can't see anything here."

back down the hatch with one of you.

Can you see any crumbs anywhere? Gonna have to go down the hatch anyway...

Hey, are the mines connected to this complex or would you have to leave to get to them?

Ed Pastry 2011/06/03(Fri)19:22 No. 308918 ID: 75c491
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There are no crumbs lying around.

Simon puts on the hazmat suit and goes down the ladder while the rest of the gang stay upstairs.

look to left and notice box partially open, or at least catch it as it's closing. also looks like he has a crossbow.

>>308918
Shit, hostiles. Take cover uhhhhhhhh somewhere. Flatten yourself against the wall by that monitor perhaps? His angle on you would be pretty shitty then.

Also call up for someone to throw you a crossbow or something. I'm thinking the one that has explosive bolts.

Ed Pastry 2011/06/03(Fri)21:21 No. 308952 ID: 75c491
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Simon catches the silhouette of the kid in the box and quickly flips himself against the wall, overweight action movie star style.

Simon: "Uh, Io? I found the kid. Also could you toss me down an explosive loaded crossbow please?"

The kid pops out of the box and quickly puts Simon in his crosshairs.

Kid: "Unless you want your friend to get perforated, you will do no such thing."
Simon: "Yeah actually forget the crossbow, diplomacy sounds like a much better idea right now anyways."
Io shouts down from above: "Simon? What's going on? Are you alright?"

"kid's pointing a crossbow at me, meaning i am pretty sure he isn't a kid."

Ask him what he wants.

Ed Pastry 2011/06/07(Tue)19:48 No. 310451 ID: 75c491
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Simon: "The kid got a crossbow pointed at me, so I am guessing he's probably not actually kid."
Kid: "What, you don't think a kid could make a good corporate spy?"
Simon: "I must say I'm a bit surprised, I thought guys your age were more into ice cream and video games than conspiracy."
Kid: "I really like messing with people. Also money. Moneys pretty good too."

Karsci calls down from above.
Karsci: "Alright you little brat, tell us what you want so we can walk away from this without hurting each other."
Kid: "First I'm going to need a phone to call my employers so I can arrange a pick up. Until they arrive I'm going to need to keep you here as a hostage."
Simon: "How long is that gonna take?"
Kid: "Oh, a few days maybe. That reminds me, could you grab me a lot of snacks while you're at it? We're gonna be here a long time."
Simon: "No way, we refuse! We don't have that kind of time!"
Kid: "Hey! I've got the crossbow here, so I get to make the deal. Now someone up there get me that phone and a crapload of cookies!"
Simon: "*mutter* there has to be another way out of this..."
Kid: "You say something, squishy?"

>>310451
take him with you. drop him at nearest city.

he shouldnt accept, and if he does, he will sabotage you, but its the quickest way out of this.

also try to tell him why you need the fast way out. it may hint him that you would take a crossbow bolt to hasten things up.

>>310451

"The world is going to end. So if I stay here, we all die anyway. I'm going to leave now. Shoot me or not, things have to get done. Later."

Point out that he'd be shooting with a machine that makes toxic gas as a backstop.

Someone else: Shoot an explosive crossbow bolt roughly in the kid's direction to distract him. When that happens, Simon can race down that other ladder out of sight. Hopefully, the kid won't dare shoot at him through smoke with that machine there.

>>310451
"I have incontrovertible, scientific evidence that the world will end in a couple weeks. I really don't have time to waste a couple days here. Also, if you miss you'll probably flood this entire room with poison. I don't think you want to risk that, it would be a really sucky way to die."

>>310451

Just give the little fuck some poisoned cookies, and claim the hostage is allergic to some ingredient in them.

>>310495
It sure beats "diplomacy".

>>310451
Ask how much they're paying him. Maybe we can outbid his employers. Or at least pretend to. ...We've got Chococolate! I bet any kid would jump at the chance to get some of that stuff!

...wait a second aren't there toxic fumes still down here?

Ed Pastry 2011/06/08(Wed)21:15 No. 310835 ID: 75c491
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Simon: "Wait, isn't this place supposed to be filled with toxins?"
Kid: "You fixed it, remember?"
Simon: "Yeah well, it won't stay that way if you fire that crossbow. You might hit the machine back there and release all the gas."
Kid: "Ha! I think I can trust my aim, I've hit smaller targets than you that's for sure."
Simon: "Kid, this is serious! The world will suffer an apocalypse and I'm the only one who can help stop it!"
Kid: "Is that really the best excuse you've got?"

While Simon is distracting the kid Io holds her breath, quickly hangs from the hatch and then fires an explosive bolt at the kid. The explosion knocks him back down into the box, but his crossbow is still loaded and he's only slightly stunned. Simon quickly slides down the ladder near him.

grab the latch on the pipe and unlatch it but hold it closed. yell up to the kid that if he doesn't drop the crossbow and go up the ladder you will open it and let out the gas again. and that you already unlatched it so the only thing keeping it closed is you, so if he shoots you then it will open by itself due to pressure.

Get on the ladder. That should hide you from harm (hard to tell from this angle) and give you enough reach to start banging ominously on the pipe. Tell him to throw away his weapon or you'll flood the place with gas. If he approaches Simon, that should give the guys above an angle to shoot him.

Hopefully he'll surrender, whether or not Simon has an instrument that can actually penetrate the metal. Not really sure if he does.

>>310849
he is already at the bottom of the ladder
>Simon quickly slides down the ladder near him.
which puts him neat that part that can open.

>>310835
>Simon's in his suit
>Io holds her breath
So, wait, is this place horribly toxic or not? The kid isn't suffering, so are cobbles immune? So why would the toxic gas sabotage matter to them?

I'm confused as to whether Plan Gas The Midget will actually achieve a damn thing. But, er, open it up since you're now in a completely useless position otherwise.

the place's toxin lvls are low at the moment, our smart protags are just rather being safe then sorry. if cobbles were immune they would of fixed it already.

Simon: Feed Kid poisoned snacks. You have some poison on your darts, no?

Ed: Apply for game designer position at Sierra or LucasArts so they can start producing epic adventure games again.

>>310840
That's a good plan!

Ed Pastry 2011/06/09(Thu)20:32 No. 311323 ID: 75c491
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>>310996

Simon doesn't think the kid is in much of a mood for cookies right now. Being near explosions ruins the appetite. They do have tranquilizter darts on them though, but only for the small auto darter.

I tried, but since the first two words out of my mouth weren't "Star Wars" I was summarily executed on the spot and had my corpse strung up for all to see.



While the kid is stunned, Simon unlatches the hatch and holds it down and Io nearly finishes reloading her manual crossbow. The kid starts reloading again as well.

Simon: "Okay kid, I tried playing nice. Put the crossbow down or I'll open this hatch and flood the chamber down here with toxic gas."
Kid: "Ha! I've already got that covered clayboy. I, uh got a gasmask hidden in this crate, you're still my hostage!"

"Oh, okay." Open it.

"oh? well then you don't mind me opening it."
start opening it. make sure it creaks loudly.

I second the threatening option. we need him alive, no?

Ed Pastry 2011/06/13(Mon)00:12 No. 312678 ID: 75c491
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Simon: "Well then, in that case I guess you don't mind if I open it then."
Simon lets the hatch slowly and loudly creak open. The kid quickly stumbles out of his box and aims his crossbow at Simon. His hands are shaking slightly.
Kid: "Close that hatch! Close it NOW!"

Close it. Tell him he can put the crossbow down and we will capture him without him getting hurt. Alright?

...Did he even load it? From the looks of it he didn't have the time too and there isn't a bolt there.

>>312689
It's still loaded from before.

...actually scratch my earlier suggestion. Tell him if he shoots you it won't close. He can drop the crossbow and nobody has to get hurt.

"If you shoot me, you're fucked. Climb that ladder and give yourself up!"

"throw the crossbow down and I just might."

Ed Pastry 2011/06/16(Thu)13:45 No. 313907 ID: 75c491
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Simon: "Drop your crossbow and I just might do that."
Kid: "No! You're not taking me in!"

The kid looks significantly demoralized now, now that his plan is falling apart.

"look kid, you got three options, surrender and go peacefully, die of poison gas, or go on the run until you're older then me"

Tell him if he helps us solve this case we'll let him go.

>>313951

we already solved the case, stupid. the kid was the saboteur. now we need to bring him in for a possible pay bonus.

>>311327

try this.

>>313989
we already did that. that is why he hasn't shot us yet.

also, the kid couldn't of been acting on his own, he must have a boss. tell him if he promises to snitch on his boss you will help lessen his sentence.

>>314015

well then we should do it some more.

Tell him it'll be a lot better for him if he surrenders peacefully.

Especially since that involves not dying from poison gas.

Big goofy Simon smile.

>>314015
Yeah that's basically what I was trying to get at.

Ed Pastry 2011/06/17(Fri)18:37 No. 314350 ID: 75c491
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Simon: "Listen, we're not hired to bring you in. Help us with this case here and we'll see if we can let you go free."
Karsci calls from above
Karsci: "You can't just let him go free, he's a criminal! What are you going to tell the staff?"
Simon: "Do you mind? I'm trying to diplomacize down here down here!"
Kid: "How do I know you won't stab me in the back and turn me in anyways?"
Simon: "Either you trust me or you try negotiating with the toxic gas instead. Your pick."
The panicked kid nervously deliberates and fidgets for about a minute, then finally gives in and unloads his crossbow and throws it to the ground.
Kid: "Okay now what."

>>313989

They still gotta prove who authorized the sabotage and what happened to the other agent that was hired before them.

okay now close the thing and tell the kid to go up. then follow after. need to ask who had him do the job.

Close the hatch, get the crossbow, and tell him to slowly climb the ladder so our two other party members can collect him.

Also yell up that you got his weapon and he's coming up the ladder.

Ed Pastry 2011/07/17(Sun)23:15 No. 327422 ID: 4d024e
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Simon takes the kid's MANUAL ARBALEST and closes the hatch. They both head up to the upper room.

Simon: "Okay, before we decide what to do with you, you have to answer some of our questions."
Kid: "Fine"
Simon: "Who hired you?"
Kid: "Raibaru Extractions. They gave me a lot of money for this job."
Io: "Looks like the guy who hired us made the right guess."
Kid: "Well? Anything else?"

"will need you to testify , but we will say you are a witness, not an accessory."

>>327422
"Yeah. How much did they pay you, exactly?"

And, as an afterthought, "...oh, yeah, and do you know what happened to the guy sent here to look for the saboteur before you?"

>>327422
Ask about what exactly he sabotaged.

Ed Pastry 2011/07/25(Mon)01:18 No. 331100 ID: a611d6
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Simon: "Yeah. How much did they pay you, exactly?"
Kid: "Six grand, plus whatever I steal from here."
Simon: "Well it looks like we know who we're working for next time!"
Io: "We'll get enough money from this task Simon, lets focus on one adventure at a time."
Simon: "Aside from clogging the pipes, what else did you do here?"
Kid: "What *didn't* I do? I've pretty much messed with everything that could be broken here. Flooded the mines, broke drilling machines, stole computers, ruined safety gear-"
Karsci: "Okay enough bragging kid. We're taking you in, I can't let you get away with all this."
Kid: "Wh-what?! But you said I could go free!"
Simon: "Karsci, quit being lawful stupid. We made a promise. Don't worry kid, all we need is for you to testify as a witness that someone else did-"
Karsci: "That's even worse!"

Io gets to decide.

>>331100
Oh, have him provide evidence against his employer or something in exchange for getting off lighter. Throw him to the lawyers and let them wrestle over it---we've got a world to save.

>>331100
Ask Io and Slately about their oppinions and prepare mentally for the inevitable stalemate.

Ed Pastry 2011/07/28(Thu)01:47 No. 332933 ID: a611d6
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Simon: "Io? Slater? Do either you have any input?"
Io sighs.
Io: "Honestly, it doesn't matter right now. No offense little guy, but it would be easier just to turn you in-"
Kid: "YOU'RE HORRIBLE! YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF LIARS!"
Io: "-and I think some time in juvie will do you a world of good."
Karsci: "Exactly."
Slater: "While I dislike breaking a deal, Miss Adhara and Mister Vadasz are right; we don't quite have the time for this. Perhaps we can get the lad a reduced sentence for coming clean?"
The kid, getting more and more fidgety throughout this discussion, finally decides to make a break for it.
Kid: "FUCK THAT!"
The Kid leaps off the machine, barges past their legs and starts running away.

Send 100 BRICs with forge casters after him.

Er, I mean, chase him!

>>332945

Shout "WAIT!" and offer an alternate solution to the kid, Karsci and Io. I think we can still work something out here!

Namely, the kid could join the crew! He's already shown that he's very competent and sneaky, and it would be nice to have someone like that in the group. Surely, helping saving the world would make up for his crimes here AND do him some good as well?

>>332991

I second this. of course, you'll have to catch him first.

Ed Pastry 2012/01/04(Wed)13:26 No. 377502 ID: a611d6
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Simon: "Kid, wait! Uh, how about you work with us instead! Does that sound better?"
Karsci: "That's a terrible idea!"

The kid continues running, but hesitates for a moment when he reaches the stairs.

>>377502
Stop wasting time on diplomacy and shoot him in the back already.

There's a whole world to save.

tackle him.

CATCH THAT NIGG- uhh, COBBLER

Ed Pastry 2012/01/05(Thu)18:01 No. 377779 ID: a611d6
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Simon: "Ah hell with it."

Simon follows the kid up the stairs. Despite Simon's superstandard bulk, he eventually catches up and tackles him to the ground.

Hot damn! Now find some way to tie him up. Or just sit on him until he relents.

is it can be interrogation time?

>>377837
No, it's already been interrogation time. Hand him over to Karski, make sure we get some kind of proof that we got the saboteur for our employer, and go collect payment.

Ed Pastry 2012/01/07(Sat)02:01 No. 378115 ID: a611d6
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The rest of the party catches up to Simon.

Simon: "I got him guys!"

Kid: "*eugh* Get off... *erk* fatass!"

Karsci: "Nice work. Now, please tell me we're turning him instead of keeping him as a pet."
Simon: "Yeah, I'm beginning to think you're right. He's way more trouble them he's worth."

Kid: "I'll... *ack* kill you! *ghk*"

Slater: "I apologize to bear bad news Sirs, but we still have to find out what happened to the last agent our employers hired. We've still more sleuthing to do."

Kid: "*blegh* I'll tell you, just... *khhk* get this asshat... *nghh* off of me... *urk*"

Simon: "That solves that problem then!"
Io: "Oh thank goodness, I was afraid we would have to waste more time in this place. Shall we try to find a way back now?"

yes.

Yeah, let's end this mission.

>>378115
Very yes.

Ed Pastry 2012/01/08(Sun)00:58 No. 378447 ID: a611d6
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The Kid confirms that the agent is being held captive by Raibaru Extractions, and agrees to be taken in (relatively) quietly.

Simon borrows the foreman's phone and reports his success to the corporate employer. They are sent an airship pickup and make it back to Tamaishi the next day, 13 days before The End.

Their airship should be fully repaired sometime today. They could wait 5 days for the VACUUM IGNITER to be delivered to the Tamaishi hardward store, or go to the city of Kojo on the island and pick it up there, a two day journey if they decide to walk it.

Karsci thinks he can hear sirens coming from outside the building.

>>378447
Can't we wait the day for the repairs and then fly the airship to Kojo, thus avoiding the need for a two day walk back?

You might want to put Karski at the front of the lift. Armoured and all. :V

check out them sirens... discreetly.

Ed Pastry 2012/01/11(Wed)22:43 No. 379383 ID: d8e29d
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The elevator reaches the bottom of the shaft. The sound of a police wagon's sirens can be heard clearly outside now. As the doors open, Karsci immediately notices the Dokdokdokdokdok agent standing in the lobby. Fortunately the agent is communicating on his headpiece, and does not notice the crew yet, and the other two agents in the vicinity are standing guard facing away from the building.

Karsci manages a panicked whisper to the others.
Karsci: "Oh Szar, they found us! I think they noticed our airship at the tower!"
Io: "Sculptor save us..."

There is one agent in the lobby, another in front of the window and a third sitting in the police wagon in front of the main entrance.

everybody shoot him simultaneously. then the other one. then the other one.

the beauty of this plan is in its simplicity.

>>379383
These guys can't be reasoned with and we don't really have an escape route. I think we should probably kill 'em and steal the wagon to make our getaway. Get back to the airship, and bunker down in it... or we could just drive the wagon over to pick up the vacuum igniter.

Ed Pastry 2012/06/02(Sat)01:13 No. 418229 ID: d49bc5
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Simon whispers to the gang
Simon: "Okay, I have a plan."
Karcsi: "Speak quickly!"
Simon: "Let's say in the elevator. Keep mashing the close button so they can't get it."
Karcsi: "This isn't a good time for jokes!"

While Simon and Karsci are busy conversing, Io takes out her crossbow, loads it and fires it into the back of one of the Dokdokdokdokdok agents.

Karcsi: "You- you just shot a police officer!"

The kid in Simon's bag begins flailing about even more now.
Kid: "What the hell is going on!?"

The other agents are taken by surprise, but they quickly regain their composure and take cover.
The agent in the wagon is speaking something in Cobblese into her headset.

The items the party is currently wielding is listed.

Ed Pastry 2012/06/02(Sat)01:15 No. 418230 ID: d49bc5
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They can also use items from their inventories, but removing them takes time. Crossbows stored in their inventories are all unloaded (safety first).

>>418230
What did we leave on the the airship?

Because it's probably about to be seized, and that would be unhelpful if it contains vital ingredients for stopping the destruction of all things.

maybe Simon should grab that cop's wepon.

Ed Pastry 2012/06/03(Sun)00:50 No. 418349 ID: d49bc5
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>>418234
Made a mistake with the previous inventory. Past Ed Pastry was ambiguous, so I forgot they left stuff on the airship.

Here's the fixed one.

Ed Pastry 2012/06/03(Sun)00:59 No. 418351 ID: d49bc5
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(Put in the window and the stairs)

Simon drops the kid-in-a-bag on the ground and dives for the dead Dokdokdokdokdok agent's crossbow. The bowstring appears to be electrically reloaded like an auto arbalest, but it doesn't have a magazine. There are 8 normal bolts in the dead agent's quiver.

Io begins reloading her manual crossbow. It's taking her a little while though.
Io: "Grr stupid clumsy outdated garbage."

The agent next to the window begins to boot it down when he sees Simon jump out into the open. The glass seems tough, but still the window probably wont last much longer.

The agent in the wagon draws a darter and peeks her head above the sides. The glass sliding door in the front of the building is still closed.

Slater and Karsci just stand around, still in a bit of shock.

The kid lets out a string of sailorlike curses and squirms in his sack.

The faint sound of boot stomps can be heard coming from the stairwell.

From outside the building a few screams can be heard; civilians running from the battle scene.

>>418351
Slater can shoot the window at the front a few times to weaken the glass. Then Simon can shoot through the weakened glass when the guy peeks his head out again (if he even ducks).

Karski, help us out man. Use that baton against the guy kicking the window, once he gets to the corner.

Ed Pastry 2012/06/09(Sat)01:15 No. 420086 ID: d49bc5
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Slater fires a dart at the glass panels of the sliding door, though it doesn't seem to do a whole lot; the cranequin darter is fairly weak. He speedily turns the crank on the darter, preparing it for another shot.

The agent in the wagon ducks behind cover, despite her not being in much danger. It looks like this particular agent doesn't have a lot of nerve.

Io has finally finished reloading her weapon.

Karsci decides to move out a bit, and readies his plasma baton to hit the agent when he pulls around the corner.

The agent, however, doesn't seem to be charging in as expected. He finishes smashing down the glass, and aims his crossbow at Simon's hindquarters.

Roll your voluptuous hindquarters to your left, Simon!

Don't get shot in the ass, simon.

Slater, join Karski at the corner and take a shot at the exposed dokdok.

Io, your weapon will probably shoot through the weakened glass at the front. Take a shot if you can get it.

you're being a bigger target than a rhino in heat trying to shove its ass into your face. stop being a bigger target than a rhino in heat trying to shove its ass into your face.

Simon: roll left!

Karsci: attack the agent right after he fires!

Io: shoot the glass!

Ed Pastry 2012/06/13(Wed)23:08 No. 421888 ID: d49bc5
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>>420111

Simon heeds the disturbing metaphor and gracefully flops over a few times, in time to dodge the bolt loosed by the agent by the shattered window.

The agent's crossbow automatically redraws, but before he can load another bolt Slate whips around the corner and fires his darter, hitting him in the shoulder. Slater does not have enough time this round to rewind the darter.

While the agent is still reeling, Karsci charges around the corner and assails him with his plasma baton. The agent reflexively guards the strike with his crossbow, but grunts in pain from his wound.

Io fires her bolt at the front glass door of the building. A hole in the glass is formed as the bolt flies through it and slams into the side of the police wagon. She freaks out a bit and remains behind cover. The party can't really see what she's doing back there.

Io thinks she can hear the stomping of boots coming from the stairwell.

>>421888
Simon and Io should charge the wagon while the other two finish off the wounded guard. Make sure to push the kid out of the elevator so he doesn't move to a diff floor. Then we can commence a pincer attack on whoever comes down the stairs, assuming we can take control of the wagon.

>>421893
Yep, although we may just want to hoof it.

agreed, jack the wagon and make like a banana. a really fat banana.

Ed Pastry 2012/07/01(Sun)20:29 No. 428032 ID: d49bc5
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The stomping from the stairwell gets louder.

Slater hurriedly rewinds his darter while Karsci continues the barrage of blows on the agent he is fighting. The agent deftly parries all Karsci's attacks, fighting through the pain of his wound. Slater can't fire into the melee without the risk of shooting Karsci.

Io kicks the sackful of kid out of the elevator, and then moves toward the front door. The kid flails around in his bag even more.
Kid: "Cut that shit out! What the fuck are you guys doing out there?!"

Io: "Simon! We have to get out of here now!"
Simon: "The wagon!"
The pair run to the wagon, but stop dead in their tracks as they see a lobbed grenade fly through the hole in the wall towards them.

Simon & Io: "EEP"

>>428032
Smack it like a baseball over to the stairwell and drop to the floor. Slater: Tell Karski to duck. When he does, shoot the agent.

ok if its cooked, youre both dead anyway. grabbing it and throwing it back through the hole is less likely than grabbing it and throwing it towards the stairwell, so do that, duck and pray

tell karsci to dive back inside then slater can hold steady and fire

>>428032
BATTER UP.

Ed Pastry 2012/07/06(Fri)03:07 No. 429501 ID: d49bc5
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Simon panics and ducks, while Io uses the head of her crossbow to bat the grenade to the stairwell. Barely a second later, the grenade begins releasing a green aerosol cloud of some sort. The footsteps from the stairs cease, though now there is a lot of shouting in Cobblese.

The agent in the vehicle, seeing her failure, valorously decides to make a break for it.

Slater: "Karsci, duck!"
Karsci complies, moving down and to the side, allowing Slater to make a shot at the agent. The agent drops his weapon and clutches his chest in pain.

Everyone to the wagon! Go through the back if you have to!

pick one way and tear it a new one with everyone at once, probably the back. keep moving

>>429549
Agreed! Just go straight for the wagon now, we have an opening.

Don't forget to grab the kid. He's our paycheck.

Ed Pastry 2012/07/10(Tue)04:43 No. 430897 ID: d49bc5
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Simon grabs the sack full of swearing kid, and lobs it into the wagon. Io gets into the pilot's seat, while Karsci and Simon pull Slater into the back.

Slater: "It would look like we've gotten ourselves into some serious trouble now."
Simon: "Well, I personally thought that went quite well! Man, I should have signed up for a merc guild, I think I've got a knack for this."

Io: "They know we're here now, it's not going to be very long before more of them show up. Hell, they probably already have lots more agent searching through the city right now! We need to shake them somehow."
Karsci: "Right, they'll probably chase us down if we dawdle. Where do we go now?"

just get moving. look for a place to hide while doing so.

clearly, the city is the only logical destination.

Zoom over to drop off the kid and pick up our paycheck.

Ed Pastry 2012/07/12(Thu)01:34 No. 431472 ID: d49bc5
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Simon: "First we get our money! We went through a lot of trouble trying to nab the kid."
Io: "Right, but make it fast. The longer we hang around the more dangerous it gets."

Io stops the wagon outside the office building. Simon hefts the sack of kid over his shoulder and quickly dashes inside. He finds the guy who gave them the job and then slams the kid on his desk, surprising the crap out of him.

Kid: "OW! STOP DOING THAT COCKBAG!"
Simon: "Here's your man, as promised. You probably should open the bag and deal with him soon though, we didn't put any airholes in this thing."
Employer: "Eh, yes we got the message from the mine, they verified that you finished the job. Frankly, I'm a little embarrassed we had to hire help for this little nuisance..."
Kid: "LET ME GO! I'LL FUCK YOUR MOM!"
Employer: "Anyways, here's the four grand we owe you. Thanks for your help."

The employer opens a locked box underneath the table, and removes a fat wad of cash which he tosses to Simon.

Simon: "Aww yeah."

"OKAY THANKS GOTTA GO!"

RunWaddle out as fast as you can.

let's not go to the cobble capital until things cool down, unless Kojo is really far away from here, in which case we should go there because it's close to here.

but we should go.

>>431473
GO GO GO

We need to buy the thing that does the thing to save the thing

>>431553
Yes, that's right. We have a purchase to make. Unfortunately our airship isn't quite repaired yet and we can't wait here until it's done. Plus the dok^5 will probably camp it.

Then again maybe we can go and see if we can fly it before the repairs are COMPLETELY done.

Ed Pastry 2012/07/15(Sun)03:39 No. 432840 ID: d49bc5
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The party heads to the mechanic to see if their airship has been fully repaired. The find him in his office, and he seems surprised when they show up.

Simon: "Yo, is our airship done?"
Mechanic: "Uh, yes, but there is a complication...."
Io: "Oh boy."
Mechanic: "A bunch of Dokdokdokdokdok agents showed up here a day ago, before I finished giving it new paint. They said the they recognized the vehicle and are going to impound it in the name of 'international security'. They have a guard inside there right now. Uh, no refunds by the way."
Slater: "Sir, I can assure you that whatever they said was a falsehood. We're innocent!"
Mechanic: "I don't know, the Dokdokdokdokdok might not have the cleanest track record, but the fact you came in here on a broken pirate flyer is still very suspicious!"

IdiomAlpha!a1..dIzWW2 2012/07/15(Sun)03:44 No. 432841 ID: 067a04
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>>432840

"Suspicious? I'll show you suspicious!"

Knock both him and the guard out and make a getaway.

Say you'll go talk to him and clear things up.

(then go shoot him)

is this the kind of fiction where you can safely knock people out by punching them really hard without having to worry about giving them concussion or internal hemorrhage?

>>432840
Head up to the ship.

If he tries to stop you, cobble clobber him.

Ed Pastry 2012/07/16(Mon)11:02 No. 433502 ID: d49bc5
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Slater: "I assure you, Sir, that this is all a misunderstanding. We'll go to talk to the guard the clear things up."
Mechanic: "Ehh, okay. If you're planning something you wouldn't get far anyways. It's tethered with steel cables to the dock here."

>>432841
>>432866
He's got his back to the wall and is behind his desk, if the party tried something hostile he likely would see it coming.

>>432855
Probably. Simon has been acting pretty weird ever since he took that pirate's crossbow handle to the face, but then again he has always acted pretty weird.

>steel cable
>blowtorch
okay sure, let's go.

>>433569
We've had worse plans.

tell him you'll get some stuff out of the ship. then do that blowtorch thing those guys up there impled and go.

Ed Pastry 2012/07/19(Thu)00:07 No. 434565 ID: d49bc5
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Io: "It'll only take a moment."

The party walks out on the dock that their airship is attached to. The airship looks like it was half painted, but at least the skull-and-crossbones have been covered.

Io: "Okay, looks like the coast is clear."

After a short while, Slater manages to cut through the cables binding their airship to the dock.

Alright, get in there and take out the guard. Throw him out onto the catwalk afterwards.

>>434566
That. Don't forget to ready your WEPONs.

hum the Indiana Jones theme.

Don't forget to come up with a snappy one-liner when you burst in!

Suggestion 2013/07/06(Sat)02:11 No. 521960 ID: 0c782b
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“Ready guys?”
“Yeah, lets do this”
“Alright, I’m busting in. Here goes...”

Suggestion 2013/07/06(Sat)02:11 No. 521961 ID: 0c782b
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FWUMP
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FWUMP FWUMP
“Damnit, we’re locked out. Anyone have another idea here?”
“It’s a sliding door”

Suggestion 2013/07/06(Sat)02:12 No. 521962 ID: 0c782b
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"Oh. Right."

Ed Pastry 2013/07/06(Sat)02:14 No. 521963 ID: 0c782b
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http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/171.html
http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/7173.html
http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/76150.html
http://tgchan.org/kusaba/graveyard/res/258304.html

It is 13 days before The End, and approximately a bleventy-zillion (give or take) days since this adventure was last updated.

A brief recap of the adventure so far:
Simon Betelgeuse, an eccentric astronomer and exceptional nitwit, discovered that the star-god Volans was making a return trip to the world of Caelum to wreak his terrible vengeance. He set off with his trusty Clockwork butler and friend Samuel Slater to stop this and, more importantly, rub his discovery in the faces of his naysaying colleagues. Along the way his group expanded with the addition of his boss, Director Io Adhara and some random guard they picked up in some random dirt town, Kascsi Vadasz. Together they’ve outmaneuvered secret police, explored several abandoned underground facilities, fought vicious pirates and avoided wondering why none of them carry a cellphone..

Time is running short, and the fate of their planet rests on their shoulders. Smart money is on the angry god made of fusion and hate.

Ed Pastry 2013/07/06(Sat)02:15 No. 521964 ID: 0c782b
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Their current goal is to construct assemble a large rocket that will be able to destroy Volans before he ruins this lovely summer break for everyone forever. All that remains for them is to find a person who can fix a rocket fuel line, and they believe they can find one in the city of Weeya-Bhu. What they need to do right now is get rid of the Dokdokdokdokdok secret policeman currently inside their stolen stolen airship (so it doesn’t become a stolen stolen stolen airship).

Currently, it appears there is nobody in the main storage room. There is a door to the cockpit, the crew quarters and a stairway down to the brig.

Simon: “Alright, looks like this room is empty.”

>>521964
Check the cockpit first. Then the crew quarters.

always check first behind potential hiding spots with your trusty crossbow at the ready. those boxes look like there might be people hiding behind them. or in them.

>>521964
Secure the cockpit. The faster we can get away from the dock full of more Dokdokdokdokdok agents, the better.

>>521964
He's in the box. Or one of his cronies. Kill him.

Ok, here's the plan:

1. First, Io. Can you remember where you packed the Vaccum ore on the ship? In any case, reload your Arbalest and keep your machete on hand. Stand at the entrance of the airship in case someone tries to come on board.

2. Karsci. Using your guardly military strength, stick the blade of one of Simon's pirate daggers in-between the wood boards of the lid on the smaller crate, since it
is too small to hide a Dokdokdokdokdok Agent (just do it as quietly as possible.) If
that doesn't work, duct tape one of the pirate daggers by the blade to the smaller
crate's lid. If this works, viola! Makeshift shield. Give the new WOODEN DAGGER-SHEILD
to Simon.

3. Simon, move the smaller crate out of the way, to a place inside where no one can
trip over it. Now, stand to the right of the Large crate and use the WOODEN DAGGER-SHEILD
(point it towards the larger crate to block any possible attack.) With your other hand,
point your Arbalest towards the cockpit doors, prepared to fire at either.

4. Slater, re-crank your weapon. Position yourself behind Simon, facing the two doors.
Be prepared to fire at either if they open.

5. Karsci, you're wearing armor. I want you to prepare your Plasma Baton and be the one
to open the large crate from the side furthest from the cockpit doors. If it is empty,
check the contents, and create another LARGE WOODEN-DAGGER SHIELD in a similar fashion
to the first. If there is someone inside, make sure the person inside is a
Dokdokdokdokdok agent before you riddle 'em with bullets.

Ed Pastry 2013/07/12(Fri)09:28 No. 523983 ID: a611d6
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The party's crossbows are already loaded and ready. Io stands by the entrance and scans the town below.
Io: "I can hear sirens in the distance, though I think we're in the clear for now. Still, let's not waste any time."

The party scours the room, finding everything is pretty much where they left it. Nobody is hiding here, and the gear they left in the airship is still in the big crate where they left it.

Simon: "Okay, coast is clear. Let's barge into the cockpit now!"
Karsci: "Wait, hold on."

Karsci takes the Dok^5 agent's dagger and sticks it through the lid of the smaller crate, creating an improvised INPENETRABLE DEFENSE SHIELD

Karsci: "There we go, instant shield! Here you go Simon, this might stop a darter round from entering your face. Maybe. It might just give you splinters."
Simon: "Ehh, I've worked with worse odds."
Slater: "That looks a little unwieldy Sir."
Karsci: "It's just a temporary solution to our 'How to avoid getting shot dead' problem."

Karsci uses one of the pirate daggers Simon was carrying to do the same to the large crates lid to create an even more cumbersome INPENETRABLE DEFENSE SHIELD Mk. II, which he will use.

>>523983
Alright, shields up and others behind the shield-carriers or sides of the door. Then open that cockpit and be ready to shoot.

>>523984
Do this, but first close the bay door a little more than halfway, and have Slater keep an eye out in case someone tries coming through.

>>524051
Send Slater to the exterior of the ship to begin blowtorching the cables. We need to escape in a hurry when shit hits the fan.

enter with a fearsome battlecry.

Ed Pastry 2013/07/17(Wed)00:58 No. 525019 ID: a611d6
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Slater makes sure the aircraft is no longer tethered to the dock by cables. It begins to drift away slightly, but isn't gonna go far unless they activate the cockpit controls.

Slater and Io than stand to the sides of the cockpit door.

Karsci and Simon barge into the cockpit. There's a Dokdokdokdokdok agent in fancy armor cutting wires in the cockpit controls with a long knife. As soon as the door opens he swerves around with the reflexes of a mantis and fires an explosive dart at the breaching pair of heroes.

Ed Pastry 2013/07/17(Wed)01:03 No. 525020 ID: a611d6
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Karsci: "SZAR!"

Karsci's shield takes the brunt of the force, but disintegrates almost completely. He feels a lot of pain in his arms and drops his Plasma baton.

SWAP simon take point now and counter attack.

Open fire!

Get Slater back in here STAT!

>>525020
shit. going in fists flying was a shitty idea.
the best plan now is to stick together and outwit the bad guys.

that guard still has explosives on him, and thanks to the wonders of perspective, we know he is the only one in the cockpit. we need to get out and close the door now, and check on karsci. poor guy has a broken arm im bet.


if we want to get this guy, we need simon(or anyone carrying a explosive bolt and an automatic arbalest) to load such a shot and open the cockpit door again in such a way that no one will be standing in the doorway. yell to get the guards attention to fire again. this time, the guard shoots his final round, but it will miss entirely, hitting only the cargo bay wall. then we shoot him with a taste of his own medicine.

oh, if anyone has any medical treatment history, now would be a good time to speak up.

Maybe if we close and reopen the door we'll find the chocolate salesman instead?

>>525022
That.

Suggestion 2013/07/21(Sun)23:46 No. 526267 ID: a611d6
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Karcsi quickly withdraws, clutching his injured arm.

Io: "Karcsi, are you okay?"
Karcsi: "Hnnn, just keep watching the door Adhara. Simon, Slater, you have to take him out."

Simon: "I'm on it"
Simon begins to reloading his crossbow with explosive rounds, but it takes a short while to replace the magazine.

Slater readies his darter. Just then there is a clinking noise followed by a hiss and a cloud of smoke leaking through the bottom of the door.

Smoke grenade. We're boned. Leave the door closed and everyone get away from it.

We want to lure him out, and not shoot explosives at the console.

Hmmmrrrrr. This isn't working. Even if we do get the aircraft, we'll have to deal with the broken controls. We need another way out of here. Why don't we ditch the plane and book it to an air taxi station?

If that's a stupid idea, then hide behind the door, open the door, pause, kick a box in front of the opening, pause, and close the door again. To bait the explosive.

Then evacuate everyone except Slater, who doesn't breathe. Get the others working on finding another way out of here and/or repelling other Dok agents. Send Slater into the cockpit with the second IMPENETRABLE SHIELD, explosive dart gun, and Karcsi's dagger. We're goin' in for the kill.

>>526275
>>526275
Alternatively, get Slater with us, make sure we have the vacuum ore, find an air taxi and hijack the craft once we're clear of civilization. We can drop off the pilot at a nearby village, or something. Just get us a new craft, because this one is holding us back.

Ed Pastry 2013/07/23(Tue)23:17 No. 526772 ID: a611d6
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Simon finishes reloading his crossbow.

Slater: "Sir, there's smoke!"
Karcsi winces and grunts in pain as he accidentally tries gesturing with his damaged arm.
Karcsi: "Aaargh, smoke grenade, keep your distance from the door! Ow ow..."
Io: "Should we run? Maybe there's another way off this island?"
Karcsi: "I don't know Adhara, we might run into more of these guys. He could have already called for backup."
Simon: "Wait, I have an idea. Slater, use these."

Simon hands Slater his Auto Arbalest loaded with a trio explosive bolts and his IMPENETRABLE DEFENSE SHIELD.

Slater: "This is a big crossbow Sir, I don't know if I can use it with one hand!"

Simon carefully opens the door, standing as far as he can from the opening.
Io whispers to Simon, gripping her crossbow more tightly.

Io: "Be careful!"
Everyone quickly falls silent as smoke pours from the open corridor. Simon then gingerly kicks a crate in front of the door. It falls over with a thump, and is almost immediately detonated by an explosive bolt. Simon staggers backwards but is mostly unhurt. Barely a second after the explosion he hears the clicking of a crossbow reloading coming from the cockpit.

>>526772
Forget the shield. Shoot back while he's reloading! Aim for the floor, to disperse the smoke. Then literally anyone else can shoot the guy with whatever weapon is loaded.

>>526772
Sounds like he's got more ammo than we thought. Simon, can you wrap a book in your robe and toss it behind the box as another move of trickery? He won't fall for box - box, but he might fall for box - loose clothing.

>>526772
Wait, I've got an idea. We have a can of oil, correct? And a blowtorch? This aircraft is full of explosive gas.

Maybe there's a way we can eliminate all several of our problems at once here. LITE IT UP 'N DON'T LOOK BACK

Let's just hijack one of the vehicles the Dok used to get here!

>>526776
Seconding the sane person

Ed Pastry 2013/07/27(Sat)22:17 No. 528588 ID: a611d6
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Slater: "I hear more darts being loaded Sir."
Simon: "Crud. Okay guys, this is too risky. Let's cut our losses and burn the airship down."
Slater: "Sir, I don't think that's a very wise course of-

Io: "Oh for the love of- JUST SHOOT HIM"

Slater jolts and fires the explosive bolt through the corridor, hoping to maybe hit the guy or at least dissipate the smoke. The smoke moves a little from the shockwave, but it remains hard to see.

Io: "Did you get the bastard?"
Slater: "I don't know, I still can't see Ma'am."

>>528588
Ask him if he's still alive. Then shoot him again.

>>528588
Not likely that we hit him. Back off from the doorway and wait with bated breath for a beat, then kick another box in front of the door. He's bound to fall for it again after the wits-shattering explosion.

>>528588
say something to Io along the lines of 'we have no time! everyone off the ship!'
but very quietly tell the others to follow your lead and do what you do

open the entrance door, and then everyone tramp your feet in place (loud at first, then quieter) as if you all left the airship, then have everyone quietly hide in the the big grey doors room and see if the soldier is drawn out by your 'leaving'. when he turns the corner EVERYONE SHOOT THE BASTARD

Ed Pastry 2013/08/04(Sun)18:37 No. 531505 ID: a611d6
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Simon whispers quietly to his comrades
Simon: "psst, okay guys lets pretend to leave and nab him when he checks"
Io: "simon do you think he'll fall for-"
Simon: "WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE NOW, RETREAT EVERYONE"
Simon stomps his feet to make it sound like he's leaving. Karsci does the same, and Slater... doesn't have feet.

Io aims her crossbow at the door. Nothing happens for a while. Karcsi put his ear side of his head against the wall. He hears the faintest of footsteps.

>>531505
Karsci: Silently alert the others to the soldier's movement
Io: Fire the shit out of that crossbow as soon as you possibly see that dirty head of his
Simon: Don't fart loudly
We got this guys, just stay calm and don't miss.

Holy shit this quest is back. I fucking loved this story back in the day. Welcome back Ed!!!

>>531505
Be patient, be silent. Pop him when you see him.

Ed Pastry 2013/08/05(Mon)22:15 No. 531835 ID: a611d6
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Karsci nods his head to the rest of the party, and they all collectively hold their breath as they silently wait for the agent to appear.

As soon as the agent emerges from the smoke, Io fires. As the heavy bolt splinters armor and stony flesh, the agent recoils in pain and drops his katana. He staggers, but maintains control of his explosive darter.

Simon manages to reduce volume of his incoming fart to a low poot. He is rightfully proud.

Slater, Simon, fire! Karski, see if you can grab your shock baton again with your uninjured arm and smack him one after the others have shot him.

Wait, we don't have to outright KILL this guy. We should try to keep our body count low. Simon, DIVE the fool, and knock the gun out of his hand! Pin him down! Io, get to the control room and lift off, STAT!

>>533336
Slater, dive the aggressor with Simon. We need all the bulk we can get. Karsci, try to close the hatch and lock it shut if possible.

>>533336
>>533337
What's to stop the aggressor from pulling the trigger right under their bodies? Simon/Slater, shoot his arm before he pulls the trigger again!

Ed Pastry 2013/08/13(Tue)20:56 No. 534250 ID: a611d6
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Simon immediately leaps at the agent before he can level his crossbow and fire, with the injured Karsci not far behind to put his weight on the matter.

The falling agent reflexively fires, but the bolt only hits the ceiling and doesn't cause much harm aside from a few flying splinters.

Io tries to squeeze into the cockpit, but the tussling trio keep getting in her way. The agent seems to be pinned pretty well by the combined portliness of Karcsi and Simon. Despite this fact coupled with the painful injury he sustained, the agent still struggles.

smack him in the head a few times

>>534250
Get the shock baton, and smack him a few times with it!

>>534250
Jab your finger into his wounds! KISS HIM TO THROW HIM OFF!

Somebody lock the damn door before any more of them get in!
And Io, amind the confusion of the sloppy makeouts, get into the cockpit any way you can, and try to initiate a launch sequence. We need to book it.

Ed Pastry 2013/08/18(Sun)20:24 No. 535555 ID: 795a1e
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The determined agent struggles aggressively, forcing Simon to act on instinct to try and subdue his foe as quickly as possible: He plants a big ol' smooch on the agent's visor.

Admittedly not the best idea Simon's had, but the still the sheer grossness of the smooch causes even the elite Dokdokdokdokdok operative to freeze in terror.

Io slams the outer door shut and utilizes the sudden pause in combat to slip into the cockpit. The controls took a good stabbing, and she's not sure if she can fly the ship safely.

just put it on AWAY FROM HERE, io. can figure out the rest later.

>>535555
Io: Surely there are some manual controls? Lacking that, open up the panels to see what wires got cut. Maybe we can repair it real quicklike.

Everyone else: disarm the dokdokdokdokdok and restrain him in some manner. Possibly by having Simon sit on him. Start interrogation by asking him why he wants the world to be destroyed so badly.

>>535555
Get Slater into the cockpit to make sweet love to try and fix the terminal. He's literally made of what's inside that box, and his reproductive process hinges on a knowledge of intricate mechanics.

Ed Pastry 2013/08/22(Thu)23:11 No. 536782 ID: 795a1e
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>>535576
Simon and Karcsi manage to relieve the agent of his crossbow. Simon: "Alrighty guy. I'll cut you a deal, tell us why do you guys want to let the world get blown up so badly and I'll tell you why I tried to make out with you."
Karcsi: "You better answer him, I want to know why the hell he did that too."
Unfortunately the agent remains silent, though he seems to have given up on struggling. He's still bleeding pretty bad.

Io and Slater examine the control panel. It looks like the agent mostly cut around the steering wheel. The cockpit's panel would have been difficult to remove, but fortunately Slater has his trusty wrench to assist. The pair uncover the internals of the control panel, revealing a bunch of severed wires and a smashed bit of electronics of uncertain use.

>>535852
A Clockwork's instinctual knowledge is useful when making a wee brat Clockwork, but pretty dissimilar from pretty much everything else. It's not even sufficient for a real medical license.


>>535571
Io considers just punching the throttle and flying the airship right off, despite the damage. It looks like the steering wheel is mostly undamaged anyways. Should she risk it?

>>536782
First things first. Blue wire connects to blue wire, red wire connects to red wire, and black wire connects to black wire.

Look at the control panel. What buttons lie directly above that snapped circuitry?

>>536785
I agree with this.

Actually, don't reconnect the wires until you know what they do. This might be a good time for Io to go out and get the mechanic to help. By force if necessary.

>>536785
That.