Hello fellow questers. This is chapter one of Alceris Quest. Currently, only two images have even been made, this originally was on deviantart, but, didn't get much attention. I've decided to move it here. Hopefully, you guys'll take it much more seriously, and not give up. This is a horror story, think rationally, and don't screw around, or we're gonna get killed. Anyway, this is just the first image which was already responded to on deviantart. ------------------------------------------ You wake up in a locker and don't have much room to move. There's a small opening in the door, and you can't remember how you got here, when you got here, where you are, or why you're here. All you know is that your name is Alceris Genvol and you need to GTFO. ------------------------------------------
...the room is much too dark for you to get the courage to go into without a light.
DO IT FAGGOT!
Feel around for a light switch?
Alceris is too afraid to go into the room even a little bit. He goes over to the computer, instead, still listening closely for footsteps from the doorway, and looking back repeatidly.
If you're too afraid to go in the door, get to a place where you don't feel afraid. THEN RUN SO DAMN FAST INTO THE ROOM YOU DON'T HAVE TIME TO GET AFRAID BEFORE YOU'RE INSIDE.
>>236108 Look maybe you should just stop and write a comic and put it up on deviantart instead
Guys, if I wasn't taking suggestions from you, this would be much different.
GO IN THE FUCKING ROOM RIGHT FUCKING NOW YOU JACKASS!
Dude, you have a corpse back there. Light it on fire (Break open a computer if you need, to use the wires to start firesheythatryhmes) then toss it in the room. Problem solved :3
>Dude, you have a corpse back there. Light it on fire (Break open a computer if you need, to use the wires to start firesheythatryhmes) then toss it in the room. Problem solved :3 There are three things wrong with that... 1. It's drenched in blood. 2. Electricity isn't good for lighting flesh on fire. 3. Alceris could get burned. Which isn't too much of a problem right now, but, it's still something to mention.
Oh, wait, 4 things wrong with that. Alceris could also get electrocuted if he screws up.
Alceris is already at the computer, so, what'll he do now that doesn't involve the dark room?
I SAID FUCKING DO IT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!
>>236126 Don't TELL us that if this is supposed to be a high-mortality quest! Don't argue with your suggestors, dammit! If we fail then call us out on it and don't shelter your god damn recolored mary sue from CERTAIN DOOM JUST GET US KILLED
>>236128 Okay. Enter the following command: >Activate Self Destruct
>>235509 150000 HOURS OF MS PAINT!
>>236164 Not bad, actually. Was the skull intentional?
Since nobody has anything to do with the computer, Alceris walks into the next room. There's an EMPTY LANTERN, a DARK GREEN LOCKER and a REALLY LONG CANE. Also, a locked door. Did I mention I suck at perspectives?
lift locker and smash the lantern with it. the locker is now your primary weapon.
GATLING PUNCH LOCKER.
>lift locker and smash the lantern with it. You hear faint breathing coming from the locker...
>>236188 it's actually a creeper. enjoy your explosion.
in that case rip the door off the locker and just use that to smash the lantern.
>>236188 Oh, that'd be your DESTINED LOVE INTEREST who will LOVE YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE and not for WHAT YOU HAVE ACCOMPLISHED. Go on and open the door and greet the boyfriend free girl you've always dreamed of!
>>236188 pull the green right off of the locker, combine with lantern acquire will-based powers from new lantern pick up cane and troll red-light district for easy pussy
You are obviously hearing things. Tip the locker over so that it lands on the door.
>Tip the locker over so that it lands on the door. You do exactly that. There's a short pause, and then you hear... "...Ow..." There's a lighter behind the locker. Also, it sounded like a man's voice.
You have long hair, so let's not count out a man as your DESTINED LOVE INTEREST just yet!
>>236285 Let's talk to him! Say this: "Marry me or I will bleed you. I will bleed the love from you and you will love me. Love me."
>>236360 seconding
>>236773 Thirding. Motion carried.
>>236859 FOURTHED. Where making this happen.
Everyone, my monitor is broked. I can barely see, let alone draw. I'm getting a new monitor soon, though, and, I will be getting back to it. In the mean time, stay with me.
>Let's talk to him! Say this: "Marry me or I will bleed you. I will bleed the love from you and you will love me. Love me." Defying all logic, and, also not doing that, Alceris gains temporary CHAINSAW which is only good for one use for no apparent reason.
Put gasoline from chainsaw into lantern. Start lantern with a spark from the chainsaws starter.
use chainsaw on self. escape the pain.
>>239040 Second.
>use chainsaw on self. escape the pain. You impacted with a steel wall hard enough to crack it and you came out without a scratch. You think that's going to work? Plus, Alceris is not really in a hurry for eternal damnation.
TOO BAD! we said do it!
This is still an awesome chainsaw and it shouldn't be wasted here.
>>239067 Agreed. Chainsaw self, escape the pain.
>>239052 Well, if you're so invincible, use chainsaw on yourself, then rebuild yourself! Become ALCERIS Mk. 2! The most deadly cyborg!
>>239067 Agreed! This chainsaw must be preserved forever. Get the REALLY LONG CANE and proceed to do a dance number with your true love, THE DISPOSABLE CHAINSAW.
You know this is pretty much a bad webcomic with people yelling at you between panels, right? I think there's a bit too much bad history in this thread. Try starting over with a new one.
>Get the REALLY LONG CANE You pick up the CANE OF LONGNESS and... Hey, there's a horizontal ridge near the top...
Since nobody's suggesting anything, you ignore it.
>>239413 Stick it in your butt.
>>239522 Better yet, stick the chainsaw up there too, just for good measure.
also light the cane on fire beforehand.
And don't forget to shove that cane up their sideways.