Hello fellow questers. This is chapter one of Alceris Quest. Currently, only two images have even been made, this originally was on deviantart, but, didn't get much attention. I've decided to move it here. Hopefully, you guys'll take it much more seriously, and not give up. This is a horror story, think rationally, and don't screw around, or we're gonna get killed. Anyway, this is just the first image which was already responded to on deviantart. ------------------------------------------ You wake up in a locker and don't have much room to move. There's a small opening in the door, and you can't remember how you got here, when you got here, where you are, or why you're here. All you know is that your name is Alceris Genvol and you need to GTFO. ------------------------------------------
say hi.
your own clone, now nether of you will be virgins.
>say hi. "Hi." They wave to you in a gesture of greeting, but, stay silent.
must be mute.
Maybe it can't talk. Say "Can you not talk?"
They show you a note. It explains something.
ow. well now where?
Taunt mutey a little, then get moving.
>get moving. You investigate the room GUY WITHOUT VOCAL CORDS was in.
Examine the device on the wall, and make sure there isn't anything nasty in that blood. It may not be safe to go near it.
>Examine the device on the wall, and make sure there isn't anything nasty in that blood. It may not be safe to go near it. You go up to the computer, keeping away from the blood trail...
Attempt to avoid panicking after being jumped by the blood monster, then proceed to try to look at it while readying a gatling punch if (probably) necessary.
You quickly try to determine WHAT THE FUCK?!
Gatling punch him in the snout to assert dominance
>>231327 Oh fuck yes this
Because someone was a fucking retard when they programmed this stuff, I was unable to delete the accidentally created thread that had the image I was supposed to put here. It lunges at you with a beastly roar.
>>231338 GATLING PUNCH ALCERIS. GATLING PUNCH IT TO HECK!
Try ducking.
>Try ducking. That was easy.
Too easy.
>>231388 You missed! Lunge to the right with another beastly roar.
Pan the camera back to the left, then go in low. Aim for the voolnerables.
>Pan the camera back to the left
That... Didn't even hurt.
>Aim for the voolnerables. You attack the weak point for massive damage!
You punch the monster down with both fists.
>>233788 Now! While it's down! Poke it in the ribs. Aggressively.
>Now! While it's down! Poke it in the ribs. With your shoe. You do a lot more then you expected.
Following previous commands, you go to the computer. PS: This was the easiest thing to draw. Ever.
Something about that camera screen makes you want to type this in...
The screen suddenly goes to static while you're typing. Probably not the best static effect you've ever seen, but, I'd like to see you do better when you're using the airbrush tool.
You turn away from the screen.
The knob-less door appears to be... Gone, or open.
>>235831 Go through the now open door.
>Go through the now open door. Fair enough.
down the hall I guess
You've got good speed and decent strength. Go all RAMMING SPEED on that locked door :3
Give the door a boot?
>down the hall I guess There's a computer and another path to the left, a locked door to the right. (By the way, sorry I deleted the post before you suggested just now, I was fixing up the image.)
>Go all RAMMING SPEED on that locked door Considering all the crazy shit that's been happening, you're too afraid the door might open up into an inescapable void.
DO IT FAGGOT!
>>236073 >>236069 THAR BE NO TOLERANCE FOR COWARDICE ME BOYO! RAMMING SPEED!!!!
>>236069 Do it. Worst case scenario you die and it's oooooover.
>THAR BE NO TOLERANCE FOR COWARDICE ME BOYO! RAMMING SPEED!!!! And how would you feel if we opened that door and we fell into an endless void and died? Huh?
>>236078 AWESOME. TERRIFFIC. GREAT. STOP RAILROADING, YOU SAID IN THE FUCKING INTRO THAT WE COULD EASILY GET KILLED SO KEEP YOUR GODDAMN PROMISES AND GET US KILLED IF THIS IS A STUPID SUGGESTION BROM MAD IOEGHOEUIGNSDJKGLSDG
You're not letting us have any fun. None of the funs are for us. Nonefunion. Can you kick down the door then? Maybe go back, grab that corpse, and use it as a battering ram?
RAMMING FUCKING SPEED!!
>Can you kick down the door then? Not a bad idea. Alceris kicks down the door, and jumps backwards on one leg in order to not stumble into the possible doorway to the PLANE OF ENDLESS SUFFERING, and...
>>236095 THE SUSPENSE!
...the room is much too dark for you to get the courage to go into without a light.
Feel around for a light switch?
Alceris is too afraid to go into the room even a little bit. He goes over to the computer, instead, still listening closely for footsteps from the doorway, and looking back repeatidly.
If you're too afraid to go in the door, get to a place where you don't feel afraid. THEN RUN SO DAMN FAST INTO THE ROOM YOU DON'T HAVE TIME TO GET AFRAID BEFORE YOU'RE INSIDE.
>>236108 Look maybe you should just stop and write a comic and put it up on deviantart instead
Guys, if I wasn't taking suggestions from you, this would be much different.
GO IN THE FUCKING ROOM RIGHT FUCKING NOW YOU JACKASS!
Dude, you have a corpse back there. Light it on fire (Break open a computer if you need, to use the wires to start firesheythatryhmes) then toss it in the room. Problem solved :3
>Dude, you have a corpse back there. Light it on fire (Break open a computer if you need, to use the wires to start firesheythatryhmes) then toss it in the room. Problem solved :3 There are three things wrong with that... 1. It's drenched in blood. 2. Electricity isn't good for lighting flesh on fire. 3. Alceris could get burned. Which isn't too much of a problem right now, but, it's still something to mention.
Oh, wait, 4 things wrong with that. Alceris could also get electrocuted if he screws up.
Alceris is already at the computer, so, what'll he do now that doesn't involve the dark room?
I SAID FUCKING DO IT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!
>>236126 Don't TELL us that if this is supposed to be a high-mortality quest! Don't argue with your suggestors, dammit! If we fail then call us out on it and don't shelter your god damn recolored mary sue from CERTAIN DOOM JUST GET US KILLED
>>236128 Okay. Enter the following command: >Activate Self Destruct
>>235509 150000 HOURS OF MS PAINT!
>>236164 Not bad, actually. Was the skull intentional?
Since nobody has anything to do with the computer, Alceris walks into the next room. There's an EMPTY LANTERN, a DARK GREEN LOCKER and a REALLY LONG CANE. Also, a locked door. Did I mention I suck at perspectives?
lift locker and smash the lantern with it. the locker is now your primary weapon.
GATLING PUNCH LOCKER.
>lift locker and smash the lantern with it. You hear faint breathing coming from the locker...
>>236188 it's actually a creeper. enjoy your explosion.
in that case rip the door off the locker and just use that to smash the lantern.
>>236188 Oh, that'd be your DESTINED LOVE INTEREST who will LOVE YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE and not for WHAT YOU HAVE ACCOMPLISHED. Go on and open the door and greet the boyfriend free girl you've always dreamed of!
>>236188 pull the green right off of the locker, combine with lantern acquire will-based powers from new lantern pick up cane and troll red-light district for easy pussy
You are obviously hearing things. Tip the locker over so that it lands on the door.
>Tip the locker over so that it lands on the door. You do exactly that. There's a short pause, and then you hear... "...Ow..." There's a lighter behind the locker. Also, it sounded like a man's voice.
You have long hair, so let's not count out a man as your DESTINED LOVE INTEREST just yet!
>>236285 Let's talk to him! Say this: "Marry me or I will bleed you. I will bleed the love from you and you will love me. Love me."
>>236360 seconding
>>236773 Thirding. Motion carried.
>>236859 FOURTHED. Where making this happen.
Everyone, my monitor is broked. I can barely see, let alone draw. I'm getting a new monitor soon, though, and, I will be getting back to it. In the mean time, stay with me.
>Let's talk to him! Say this: "Marry me or I will bleed you. I will bleed the love from you and you will love me. Love me." Defying all logic, and, also not doing that, Alceris gains temporary CHAINSAW which is only good for one use for no apparent reason.
Put gasoline from chainsaw into lantern. Start lantern with a spark from the chainsaws starter.
use chainsaw on self. escape the pain.
>>239040 Second.
>use chainsaw on self. escape the pain. You impacted with a steel wall hard enough to crack it and you came out without a scratch. You think that's going to work? Plus, Alceris is not really in a hurry for eternal damnation.
TOO BAD! we said do it!
This is still an awesome chainsaw and it shouldn't be wasted here.
>>239067 Agreed. Chainsaw self, escape the pain.
>>239052 Well, if you're so invincible, use chainsaw on yourself, then rebuild yourself! Become ALCERIS Mk. 2! The most deadly cyborg!
>>239067 Agreed! This chainsaw must be preserved forever. Get the REALLY LONG CANE and proceed to do a dance number with your true love, THE DISPOSABLE CHAINSAW.
You know this is pretty much a bad webcomic with people yelling at you between panels, right? I think there's a bit too much bad history in this thread. Try starting over with a new one.
>Get the REALLY LONG CANE You pick up the CANE OF LONGNESS and... Hey, there's a horizontal ridge near the top...
Since nobody's suggesting anything, you ignore it.
>>239413 Stick it in your butt.
>>239522 Better yet, stick the chainsaw up there too, just for good measure.
also light the cane on fire beforehand.
And don't forget to shove that cane up their sideways.