>>1480
>demon elephants

I'm sold.

>>1480
Then it sounds like you want someone similar to dante, not specifically dante.

>>1483
I'll say something with devil may cry characters that doesn't specifically follow the hack'n'slash style

Anonymous 2019/11/05(Tue)22:19 No. 11768 ID: c7757d
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You know what is funny the next game that you’ll get you’ll want to forget
And you will have to wait 10 years for the game you actually wanted

Yeah, check the OPs of the general threads on 4channel's /tg/, they usually have links to repositories of pdfs.

>>11674
Fair enough.

Wait, what? PDF's of what?

>>11676
Porn or tabletops.

Anonymous 2019/11/05(Tue)19:51 No. 11767 ID: c7757d
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You fool why the fuck you put all your porn stash on the cloud
You are just asking to have it looted and destroyed

CoC is not D&D, or many of the other games you may have heard bandied about. Do not treat it as such.
Make sure you do right by the lore, it's 60% of the game.
Make sure the players understand they are not going to "win". CoC is a brutal game, at times, where the few victories are presaged by defeats in spades. The easily butthurt need not apply.

Indeed. Well-run CoC games should not include much in the way of serious combat; any character significantly better in combat than their *player* would be is already trending towards munchkin. (That's a good way of gauging it, really: could *you, the person sitting at the table rolling dice, do that?)

Also, go watch the Spoony Experiment video talking about Call of Cthulhu, combat, and characters: "If you stat it, they will kill it".

Try to be careful not to get player that are too jaded of CoC. In many cases for me and most of the party is was, "Hey, lets race to zero sanity!"

Anonymous 2019/11/05(Tue)19:43 No. 11766 ID: c7757d
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Failure inevitable achieve what you can when you can

>>11700
The eyeballs next to OP subject lines while browsing the entire board add the thread to your watchlist. The WT link in the top right corner opens the box where new posts in the watched threads will occur.

>>11702
Oh, thanks I see that. Is there a way that doesn't require wading through entire boards to find the one(s) you want? Like, say from the thread page.

>>11703
If there isn't a way, I would like to strongly request, and beg for, a button in the watchlist box or on the top bar to Watch Current Thread or just Watch Thread

>>11750
1. Riotmode

2: that actually seems to be the worst possible time for me unfortunately, converting it to utc 6pm for you is the dead of midnight for me and I work at 4 AM

3. Decent experience, been through about 6 campaigns across varying characters though I can't claim to have gotten a proper ending in any of them.

4. I usually focus on backstory and character dynamics, I like flawed characters that clash with other party members for fun interactions. Notably, one character I'm looking to bring to the table is Scamper Tallow, a masked and heavily scarred engineer who has a deep-rooted loathing for magic and, by extension, wizards. She'll work with them, but she's not comfortable in the slightest around them.

5.I quite like semi-serious settings, about at the level of terry pratchett. Japery is welcome, but must be tempered to the world's overall tone.
I don't want to be conversing with a character named King Bonerton Gonnadie if it's an intrigue plot and we're tasked with preventing his assasination, but some rogue popping out of the shadows and shanking someone in the dick for killing their buddies in a previous mission wouldn't be out of place, as an example.

6. my expectations are mostly good worldbuilding and open-ended encounters. Things that would make me drop the game would be inconsistent player characters, time-slot conflicts, or learning my playstyle is negatively impacting other players.

1.)Thk
2.)time works baring changes in my life.
3.)back in highschool i participated in some freeform roleplays and some dnd but they tended to not get far past character creation. I am currently participating in a drop in dnd table.
4.)generally let dice decide unless i see something cool, work better trying to work a given set of traits then come up with them myself.
5.)much of my early RP experience was mostly hanging back and watching. I would suspect I would be part of the group of people who might get too into a joke.
6.)if it is an obvious trap to the low wisdom character there is room for internal debate depending on just HOW low health I'm at, however if that is out of character knowledge then that is a room full of free gold and I would be stupid to turn down such an opportunity just cause i'm hurt.
6.)i'm not entirely sure, as i think this drop in game i'm in now (an in person game on wednesdays) is the first campaign that is reasonably well DMed, so my hopes are as high as 'not another character creator simulator'

1.)Name: cragum

2.)Time: 6 peem saturdays in my time zone is fine, yeah.

3.)Experience: I have been an active player and DM in multiple systems, i started in dungeoneer, then ad&d and continued from there. My experience with 5e is limited to a test run my group did that we didn't think very highly of when 5e was shiny and new. I'm interested in giving it a deeper try because reasons.

4.)Making a character: Context is pretty important here. I do try to fill in missing roles if I'm aware of a lack, but otherwise I'll generally try to come up with a concept and build the character and backstory as the mechanics come together. by the end of creation i will usually as a rule have a personality in mind for said character and some sort of long term goal which resulted in adventuring, though it usually doesn't end up on paper just reflected in the actions of said character.

5.)Seriousness: I enjoy any and all levels of seriousness from the goofy romp through candyland to the desperate battle through an evil king's dungeon to save the last known survivor of the kingdom's true royalty. The only caveat to that is i generally don't enjoy visiting the DM's 'magical realm.'

6.)Scenario: Call the party's attention to it and either go do the looty-looty (if i'm rogue) or let the party figure it out (if they are my keepers).

6.)Expectations: As a long time veteran player and DM, I am always interested in experiencing new groups and systems in order to try to get inspiration and keep things interesting for my mainline group. I expect you as a DM to keep things fair and to herd the cats all players are known to be. I do not forsee anything that would cause me to drop the game, but if something does come up I will do my best to give as much warning as I can.

1) Name: A giant hat.
2) 6 pm Saturday is a claimed time slot for me, and so few aren't that I'm just hoping to be a spectator really, it was a fun questionnaire.
3) Only been in 5e games that lasted more than a few sessions really, but I've also played to both extremes of narrative (dungeon world) and mechanical (shadowrun). Side note, don't play Shadowrun unless you're prepared to rewrite the rules from the ground up.
4) I like to come up with a build that sounds fun to play which then informs the character. Once the character is created though, any leftover choices are about what the character would choose.
5) I like a game where the players can joke around even if the characters stay in it.
6) I would probably try to defeat the trap with cleverness instead of brawn. Even if my character is not so good at cleverness, if they squint hard enough they might see a pulley or tripwire to toss an axe at... Triggering it anyway.
7) Like I said, not expecting I'll be able to get in due to time constraints (I can dream though), but I'd like to see how a trip to Phandelver goes.

1.)AweShock

2.)Time: Works

3.)Experience: Played SR, have no actual experience with D&D. Have played Skyrim and other RPGs.

4.)Making a character: Come up with a concept I want to play and character build around that. Can stat to fit the party, but I think I'd prefer to stat around the character.

5.)Seriousness: I think I prefer more serious games, and am very plot oriented. If we're progressing that I'll probably be happy. Not opposed to ooc shitposting though.

6.)Scenario: Hypothetical scenario, and assuming low wisdom doesn't mean dumb, they'd start focusing on how to get the gold out without putting themselves in danger. If this means manipulating a NPC or trying

6.)Expectations: I want a game that'll let me play the character to the end, and ideally allow for inter-party conflict without it being an ooc issue. Something that has a hard goal we're working to that we'll reach in a defined period of time (i.e. within six months of sessions for example) that'll complete the game.

>>11713
I commend you.

>>11712
You know, there is a Tumblr page that does exactly THIS.

>>11716
They can't love you like I don't.

>>11712
After waking up with no pants, a dead prostitute on the floor and scooby sniffing a piece of foreskin in front of him, he realized that those weren't scooby snacks.

>>11624
Today, we have the Timid Snoodle.
Closely related to toucan, these birds have a wonderous adaptation, somewhere down the line they've switched from hard beaks to soft, perportionally large, and very familiar looking nasle cavities; which, through as -yet unknown means, allows
Them to gain sustenance through nutritionally rich particles in the air.
As such it's not an uncommon sight to see several lached onto a large mammal's ass at a time.

rolled 37 = 37

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rolled 10 = 10

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rolled 7 = 7

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rolled 11 = 11

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A fragment of a steampunk game:
Giant walking cities because I liked that one series.
However, you need people that can attack them directly, not just boarders.
And so I thought up clockwork knights.
Power armor of any stripe makes you stronger, yes?
Usually just to make the armor bearable to move in, but occasionally for other reasons.
So boost up the strength a great deal, and give them OMG ANIME SIZED swords.
They'd be a little clumsy and slow, but they also kill giants.

Anonymous 2010/06/06(Sun)11:31 No. 3910 ID: f98e0b
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That’s not to say that they haven’t been keeping busy, of course. The commandant has been keeping his Qal drilling and on their toes almost incessantly. They’ve been patching up holes in the walls and defenses and scouting the area’s soil quality and grass coverage for potential pit traps/ambushes, and setting up contingency plans for a potential grass fire, which is a very real possibility in the dry seasons.
Jai is feeling better about the entire thing after their talk and seeing all the professional activity, and has been drowning her doubts in sparring sessions with Dio and fierce practice every morning. The younger Qal in the barracks like to hang around and watch, as much for the outstanding pyrotechnics displays as for the fact that her workout outfit looks like
this.

I thought of some sort of Underworld Sentai team. It would be like Power Rangers meets Waith: the Oblivion and Geist: the Sin-Eaters.

>>3910
Goddamn, this brings me back.

https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/96871.html A more recent attempt to address the same topic.

>>11302
Yeah, basically

Still here, got Driblis too. Whoever departs please bring livestock and please settle near goblins I want to see an invasion so big there'll be wall of bodies.

Well SOMEBODY start it!

Well Im sad now I saw DF and I was ready to go.

You should have advertised this on /r/DwarfFortress.

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No.

That's basically what this board was founded upon, yes. But until we get more people you won't find a lot of that here.

Mport!!!2srs/Hko 2009/06/03(Wed)08:17 No. 9565 ID: 9f9ca2
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>>9538
Dawwww

Anonymous 2010/06/09(Wed)02:59 No. 9883 ID: 989aed
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>>837
May the internet Gods protect this oasis in the sea of shite.

Market Mistress 2017/03/31(Fri)16:39 No. 11448 ID: 67b7d6
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>>11446

For starters, may I reccomend this set?

Market Mistress 2017/03/31(Fri)16:41 No. 11449 ID: 67b7d6
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>>11446

Or if you're looking for something a little meatier...

>>11439
Mind if I take the haired one?

*cricket noises*

>>11503
Market's closed, pal.
https://tgchan.org/wiki/The_Bride_Markets_of_Nysas

>>11504
I remain annoyed at that thread for selling my rightful wood elf.

>>11492
http://www.critical-hits.com/blog/category/critical-hits/columns/dungeonomics/

>>11491
Magical Climate change is causing it to rain toads more and more often and nobody is doing anything about it

Arhra 2017/11/16(Thu)02:27 No. 11496 ID: ab737a
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Seppa Greensnake yuan-ti bard. She's gonna be a ssstar!

run shadow of the demon lord ha ha ha

It occurs to me that Unknown Armies might be worth looking at, depending on how you want to prioritize themes. Very easy to design monsters and accommodate unconventional solutions to problems. Core mechanic is percentile, and several important skills are derived from a character's psychological condition rather than, say, steadily increasing with training and XP. For example, seeing enough appalling violence that they become desensitized might make a character worse at making friends, but better at dodging. Then, later, going to therapy could make them better at making friends again, but worse at dodging.

This is some high value comedy at the least.

>>11245

This is obscene, Anon. In the wildest depths of Slaanesh's depravity, not even he/she/it would sink this low.

>>11245
Extra heretical.

>superior Tau Technology
You know that the tau are the lowest tech race in 40k, except for deamons (which are magic not tech). And I guess tyranids, unless you count bioengineering as tech.

Yeah the tau treat their technology like technology (as opposed to like art the way the elder do, or like mysticism like the imperium). But there is nothing that tau tech can do that the other races arnt capable of (and the other races can normally do it with smaller devices).

>>11476
My favourite Adeptus Mechanicus / Tau thing is how the last crusade apparently ended by the tech priests getting sick of Tau bullshit so they just set a few cubic light years of space on fire. Because that is apparently a thing they can do.

Tech levels in 40k are beautifully wonky.

EP looks really neat but unfortunately the two games I've been kind of fell apart more or less in the first session.

One, alas, was more or less due to the strain on the GM of arbitrating space-google and our team was... not very coherent. We had a megalomaniacal socialite, a stealth operative guy with no feelings (which made him very sad) who wanted to take his sniper rifle everywhere, a small annoying child, a psychic OCD space gypsy, Cortana and an octopus.

Unfortunately they couldn't all be the best character like the space gypsy.

>>6228
I'm trying to run Cowboy Bebop/Futurama in the vicinity of Mars, sounds like some overlap.

Has anyone tried the Fate hack of Eclipse Phase? I like the setting but feel the game system's really clunky.

>>11436
Yeah, it is pretty clunky. (especially combat is awful)

I'd like to give the Fate hack a try but haven't had the chance.

>Glad to see transhuman gaming getting some love. Hopefully it will spur Steve Jackson Games to release more Transhuman Space.

do not wat

>>11248
My thinking was that it makes the math simpler, since food and water are also 3/day, and the average 'pornoverse' character behaves like a horny teenager regardless of nominal demographic. The sex-drive equivalent of the Reduced Consumption advantage would be reasonably cheap, and could be increased over time as a learnable advantage.

Also, thank you very much for that clear and concise criticism focused on the actual mechanics!

I'm not sure if it's a lack of in depth knowledge of the gurps rules, but I'm having trouble parsing the information on the basics here. The only thing I can think of that I didn't see immediately outlined was proximity rules, but being easily confused I may have just missed them. Assuming I didn't though, I would wonder if you might want to build off the list system and include an environmental system. Much like food and water are not nessicary 3 times a day, but with you're not getting that much you're likely to suffer in other areas, being in an environment that's "too hot" or "too cold" is also detrimental. Maybe an accelerated accumulation of lust points based on proximity to sexy stuff?

Assuming that sex is a standard like food and water, other stuff still goes on in the world- there's societies, war, class strife, jobs, etc, and there's just more sex than average, then sex is a resource that is distributed unevenly based on who has power. Under this assumption, there would be institutions enforcing the inequality so that those in power are more likely to continue to benifit, and face reduced risk of loosing their privledges. In most systems there is a casual nod towards poverty and resource inequality- poor/rich people are present, usually easy enough to spot, and there's perks/quirks that determine where play characters fall on this spectrum. I would also be curious as to how that falls under this system. Are sex-restricted people likely to continue to be sex-restricted for the majority of their lives? Are there Traits with fixed point values that represent how a player falls on this spectrum?

Overall, it seems like you've covered the basics for most normal skill checks in a D&D game- how hard is this to accomish? How good am I at doing this kind of thing? What kind of tools do I have? Are there factors making it more difficult or making it easier?

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>>11471
>accelerated accumulation of lust points based on proximity to sexy stuff
Fetishes could use the phobia mechanics, but rolling on the 'awe' rather than 'fright' table, and with a note that any failed check also adds a lust point, same way failed fright checks reduce how long an oxygen tank lasts. Tack a similar mechanic onto the Sex Appeal skill.

>Are sex-restricted people likely to continue to be sex-restricted for the majority of their lives?
Amusing factor there is the training time mechanics. If somebody's really bad at sex, or lacks adequate equipment, the way the probability curve for stamina goes, it's possible for them to stay at a relatively low equilibrium level of lust if they're willing to go slow and steady (maybe with bondage, which, yes, IS possible to do solo) and spend several hours a day masturbating. All that practice soon adds up to more points in the skill.

Somebody who's had an easier time of it from the outset can get by without much actual skill, trading off stamina for satisfaction bonuses from rough play, maybe 'jerkish' mental disadvantages to push that further. Not much time in practice, not many points in the core skill. If they ever loose access to those bonuses, say if the Status 2 (or higher) dom with Bad Temper and/or Sadism gets outwitted, captured, and kept as a Status -2 slave or pet. maybe even including a stainless steel chastity belt? Stamina plummets, since those bonuses from equipment and relative status have become penalties, so now if they tried to keep lust at a tolerable level they'd be passing out from exhaustion before satisfaction was a realistic possibility. Someone thus humbled would have good reason to beg and plead

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>>11472
>Training time mechanics
These make a lot of sense, but I think that there's got to be a flaw in the system if people who have sex less get better at it than people who have it more; Perhaps you disagree, or perhaps that's not what you meant, but it seemed like that's how the mechanics could work based on your description of them.

Personally, it seems to me like training in a specific skill should outpace generally applicable training; that is to say, it's easier to get skill points than it is to improve your ability modifiers. Someone who masturbates regularly but doesn't have reliable access to sex would probably increase their stamina and maybe some other broadly applicable bonuses, but shouldn't they suffer skill wise overall compared to someone who has sex 3 times a day every day? From my individual experiences, there's a bit of a cognitive disconnect with the idea of the individual who has little sex but masturbates a lot being better at sex than the individual who gets regularl practice every day, several times throughout the day. Am I missing something in the mechanics?

>>11473
Training time is just basic GURPS rules. 200 hours of training => 1 character point in the skill. Intensive training (with expensive specialized equipment and a highly skilled tutor) counts as double time, regular instruction from someone competent is the default, self-directed study counts as half, and on-the-job practice counts as quarter time.

Somebody who was only masturbating, and doing so as efficiently as possible rather than seeking out new techniques and challenges, would likely be learning at on-the-job rates and taking an optional specialty for the skill, meaning uses outside the specialty would be at a penalty.

If someone's spending the same number of hours per day on sex, but in more varied ways, facing difficulty, or better yet receiving instructions from someone who knows how to do it at least as well as them, yes, that's going to improve the skill more broadly and more quickly.

Photoshop/GIMP/whatever

Try Excel. Seriously, it's going to be dramatically easier than trying to create a spreadsheet in an image editing package.

I do a lot of my own sheet work and can send you some examples. Most of my work is done in Open Office Draw so I can get very professional arrangements.

yes

GIMP

>>10457
Seconding Excel or some other spreadsheet program that can do the math for you.
There's Inkscape if you want FOSS. It won't do math for you but it'll look nice.

Found this hiding in the general discussion board.

http://tgchan.org/kusaba/meep/res/23103.html

>>10657
Bless you.

nope

it got censored.

wtf

Well, WFRP as I recall is a fairly lethal system.

The agitator, being less combat-ready than the others, will likely die on combat.

Problem solved.

Is he better in social situations? Get him to do some more social situations. Find his strengths, play a bit towards them, that way he serves a purpose outside of combat. I've played a shitload of non-combat-oriented characters in WFRP. Shit was so cash.

I wrote a long, well thought out reply once. The server shenanigans ate it.

Here's the gist of it:
1) You can make the agitator a fighter: either by taking BS, Flee! and a buying a crossbow or taking WS, Streetfighter and buying some armour.
He can later on continue to Zealot, who is a fighty class and can be upgraded to Judicial Champion, who is a fighty character supreme.
2) Make use of his talky abilities. Versatility never hurts, unless you are dungeon crawlan (= doing it wrong).

>How do you solve such problems in lolrandum RPGs like WFRP?

uhm, you CHOSE. what a radical concept, choosing.

set a theme for your story/campain and actually make characters that works with that theme n some way. let the players talk through their concepts and ideas with the GM and each other.

in teh end, shape the campain after the players and their characters, don't let yourself get tied down by what any book or "rule" says, experiment.

>How do you solve such problems in lolrandum RPGs like WFRP?

A) You don't have to roll. Rules are just suggestions, nothing more.
B) ROLEPLAY! Act. You're not your weapon, you are a person with dreams, opinions, personality and a full life with a history, act it out!

Gnoll 2016/05/09(Mon)14:25 No. 11205 ID: 265534
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The next night at dinner, Coi mentions that the manor might be haunted. He then asks if ghosts can have sex.
This upsets the more polite company and Charlotte's uncle, Feargal asks him why the hell he would want to know that.
Coi-Shi responds that the ghosts sounded suspiciously like two men humping, but Pepper dumps him off of his chair before he can finish his sentence.

Feargal's brother who will be leading the new church being built in town gets into an argument with Daigh, the wolf lord's son about his devotion to the religion and the wolf storms out.

LonelyWorld 2016/05/19(Thu)19:21 No. 11207 ID: 49f18e
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Diqiu Xeizi a scorpion merchant, from an offshoot Yaffclaw Adventure

here she is showing off her stylish undergarments

LonelyWorld 2016/05/29(Sun)07:04 No. 11212 ID: 49f18e
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HOLD IT!

Before entering the town some very important things happened!

The party stayed in a fancy tavern
Charlotte ran into an old Suitor, some snotty skunk named Antoine
She managed to drive him off by pretending Coi was her Lover, the bird was confused but appreciated the attention
Antoine left in a huff, Charlotte decided to forget the whole thing by drinking excessively.

Meanwhile Shan-Dian went about her usually business of cheating people out of their money via fortune telling.
Coi-Shi Pranked Shan-Dian by clamping her dress to the stone floor via earth magic
hilarity ensued (also hot lewdness) when she got up from her table.
Shan got super pissed and tried to mind control the awful little bird, but her magic failed
Coi was forced to spend the rest of the stay outside for bad behavior.

Anonymous 2016/06/13(Mon)10:05 No. 11218 ID: a788b7
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Pepper said that Coi-Shi never did anything weird when they were sharing a room.

That's partly because she tends to sleep in.

LonelyWorld 2017/03/14(Tue)09:54 No. 11434 ID: d1d42a
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Pictured is the fancy clothes Coi-Shi was given by Feargal(original an outfit for a child)

After the dinner mentioned here
>>11205
Shan went around town in borrowed clothes looking for clothing to call her own

she went to the warehouse and the rabbit dockmaster told Shan he had only bulk orders which Shan could not afford.

She went to the tailor, a fellow native of Zhongguo ran the shop, but the dragon woman told Shan-Dian she only had Calabrian clothes, which weren't good enough for Shan as the stuck up fox desired nothing but imported clothes from her oriental home.
Shan continued to wander to less and less likely places and hope was quickly giving out.

It was Coi-Shi who discovered the shop of a collector of exotic goods.
The porcupine man who ran it became completely flabbergasted when the Curvaceous forms of Charlotte and Shan-Dian enter the store
The perverted collector seemed unable to do much other the gape at the blossoms of the two women before him.
Even when Coi-Shi sought to purchase a very strange box and chalice the Porcupine brushed him off entirely.
leaveing the phoenix no choice but to swipe the artifacts.
ultimately Shan wasn't pleased with the selection in collectors store either, despite having a robe from Zhongguo Shan found it complety unacceptable as it was the robe of a courtesan.

Coi-Shi tried to convince the fox that it suited her, but the snooty fortune teller would not hear it and went back to the manor empty handed.

Charlotte's uncle Feargal promised to have the dockmaster import a dress for her specifically, but it would have to take several weeks to arrive.