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"Oh, man, this is great. I actually know this stuff!"
> Who is the Mask of Winters?
"In short, he's a Deathlord. Four years ago, right after the Scarlet Empress disappeared, a huge army rode out of the Shadowlands around the city of Thorns and took it in practically just one night! This was the first the world had heard of the Deathlords, and they brought their awful Deathknights along with them - Exalted whose Solar Essence had been inverted to resonate with that of the Underworld instead.
"Anyway, in the four years since, the Mask of Winters hasn't made a move out of Thorns, but having a Deathlord for a neighbor makes everyone in the Scavenger Lands really nervous."
> How much does the general public know about the Exalted, and how do they perceive them?
"Ugh, for answering this, we have to talk about the Immaculate Philosophy. Before I do that, though, let me say that it's a whole bunch of lies and propaganda!
"First, and most powerful, there are the Anathema of the Sun and Moon. The Anathema of the Sun are awful monsters or demons or something that stole the Sun's power for themselves. Every now and then, one will show up in the Threshold, and a Wyld Hunt will be called to kill it. There have been a lot more of these kinds of Anathema since the Empress disappeared, five years ago.
"The Moon Anathema are people who used dark magics and were twisted into beasts by the power of the Moon. They're most often called Moon-beasts. You don't see or hear much of them, since they mostly stay in the Bordermarches at the edge of Creation, but every now and then the Wyld Hunt will take one down. They're known to be able to take the shapes of beasts and even steal the forms of other people! Spooooky stuff. But, if you're really in the know, you know that you can always recognize them by some animal part that never changes no matter what form they're in, like a person with hooves. But this Tell is awful hard to see, so you have to look really, really hard.
"Sidereals don't exist. Even though the Five Maidens are big, important sky goddesses, they don't have any Anathema - lucky them, I guess.
"Then there're the Deathknights. They just showed up four years ago with the Mask of Winters, but they've been spotted all over since then. They do stuff with ghosts and zombies and are terrible and probably eat babies. They all answer to the Deathlords.
"And, finally!, there are the Dragon-blooded. The Dragon-blooded are holy bodhisattvas chosen by the Five Elemental Dragons to carry out their will on Creation because they did so great in their last reincarnation. They're better than everyone, and so everyone should suck up to them and do whatever they say. Pfft - yeah, right."
"Last, I guess, are the Infernal Exalted, the Green Sun Princes, et cetera. We've managed to keep it a secret to most everybody, unlike the Deathlords who played their hand too early. Man, if I had an army of two hundred Deathknights, I would take over the Realm! Fuck the Scavenger Lands - nothing interesting ever happens there, anyway. But, yeah, Infernal Exalted are probably just going to be mistaken as an Anathema of some kind because Anathema get their powers from demons anyway. Or something."
> How well do you know the different types of Exalted?
"Well, obviously, I know a lot about the Infernal Exalted, but that's because I am one. I should probably also mention the Akuma, which are a different kind of Infernal. See, sometimes a Solar gets really, really fucked over and gets desperate enough to ask the Yozis for help, and the Yozis say yes, and then the Solar's soul gets eaten and they become a demon, basically. In short, they're kind of like a piece of the Yozis themselves, just like any other demon. They're a bit too much like animals to really be considered people, since they can't really think for themselves, and they always have to obey their Urge. Honestly, they creep me out. Oh, and you don't have to be a Solar to be an Akuma - any kind of Exalted can do it. Except maybe Deathknights? I don't know - I've never seen a Deathknight Akuma before.
"Solars are obviously not horrible demon Exalted (because that's what we are). There was a glorious Solar Empire or something before the Dragon-blooded tore it all down - which served them right, says my Unwoven Coadjutor. His name's Kershyn. He says "hi!" Anyway, Solars have the power of the Sun, and they're really strong. A lot more started showing up five years ago because of something the Ebon Dragon did - I'm not really sure on the details. But if you haven't heard the real deal about the Solars, you would probably think you're an awful Anathema and have a lot of self-esteem issues; it's not exactly like the real version of history is that well-known.
"The Lunar Exalted were made to help the Solar Exalted. They can turn into animals, and people, and probably plants and rocks or some shit. They usually have Moonsilver tattoos, but they can hide them. They mostly keep to themselves at the edges of Creation. I've heard a rumor that each Lunar was bonded to a particular Solar Exaltation, so that means that, even after all the shit the Yozis did, that bond might still be a thing! I doubt the Lunars would be happy about that, though, once they found out about the whole Infernal-ness. But, still, it's a nice idea, thinking there's one person out there in all the world who is literally meant to be your partner. *sigh~*
"We know about the Deathknights pretty much the same as everyone else, but I've heard rumors that there are some that don't serve the Deathlords anymore. But that's silly, you can't just stop serving a Primordial, even if it's dead. Wait - the Deathlords aren't the Primordials, it's the Neverborn. So maybe they're still listening to the Neverborn but not the Deathlords? I don't know, it sounds really complicated. Anyway, they're on-par with Solar and Infernal Exalted in terms of power.
"The Dragon-blooded are the Terrestrial Exalted, and you learn a lot about them quick if you're an "Anathema" and want to survive. There are basically three kinds of Terrestrials - Dynasts, ones from the Seventh Legion, and Outcastes. Dynasts are a part of the Realm, and the Realm pretty much universally wants all "Anathema" dead. Dynasts will probably try to kill you immediately if you meet one. If they don't, it's because they're scared and going to get more of their friends to come kill you. The Seventh Legion is Lookshy, and they're a lot more chill about other Exalted, just don't go messing shit up in their city. Finally, the Outcaste don't belong to either of those. They're just a random Dragon-blooded that Exalted in the middle of nowhere and never got found by the Realm or Lookshy. These guys can range from being pretty cool to total pricks."
>Dear Kamaitachi, I can think of at least two questions you should be able to help with. What's it gonna cost?
"Weeeeell, I'll let that one be free, but only because I don't feel like being a bitch today. Still, you should probably learn how to count better! Oh, and call me Kamai - Kamaitachi's just too much of a mouthful."
> What magical beings do the Terrestrial exalted folks *not* hunt?
"God-blooded are tolerated, but people shouldn't sleep with gods to make god-blooded in the first place because they're powerful enough to mess with Terrestrial Exalted, and that's not cool. Demon-blooded, on the other hand, are awful abominations that should be killed. Or tolerated with a lot of glares; they're kind of a low priority on the Wyld Hunt's long list of people they hate. But fucking demons is gross, and people shouldn't do it. Seriously - don't do it. Ghost-blooded are okay, but they're gross, too, since fucking ghosts is gross. Gods are cool as long as they stay in-line according to the Immaculate Philosophy, and so are Elementals. Fair Folk are awful and should be killed whenever, but that's a problem for the Threshold to worry about, not the Realm.
"I think it boils down to - are you an Anathema? If no, are you causing trouble? If no, then we'll kill you later."
> Also, what's the normal lifespan and causes of death for normal people?
"It really depends on where you live. Dynasts that aren't Dragon-blooded can live until they're, like, a hundred or something. Most places, though, I'd say you'd be lucky to see fifty. Between starvation, sickness, random violence, and all the magical shit that happens daily, you don't have a lot of tolerance for mess-ups before it ends up fatal. On my little island, where I was born, most people died at sea (WHICH IS WHY THE OCEAN IS TERRIBLE), but there were a few really old fishermen, and this one guy who had seen, like, seventy Calibrations. He was pretty cool."
"I think that's everybody! If you have any more questions, go ahead and ask! I'm gonna go get a drink of water after talking so much."
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