I think you meant to say "Target Female Creature is invulnerable until artifact is destroyed"

Or something like "Target female character is resurrected from the graveyard."

Or "If designated Waifu card is destroyed, cry out 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!' and then return the card to your hand instead."

Why would my card have anything to do with destroying a waifu?

Anonymous 2011/02/04(Fri)05:55 No. 30808 ID: cb45f0
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>>340605
Because you talk about how you want to torture yout waifus to death in IRC all the time.

THX SEAL REVISED THOSE CARDS FOR YOU

>>340608
That was ONLY Inque, I was drunk and talking about how much I hate her, and she is not a waifu.

>>340630
Ok fine it is because bad things always happen to your waifus.

>>340628
>Server Crash
>HTTP 404
Try 500.

>>340631
Well maybe if they were in protagonist roles more frequently this wouldn't be a problem!

Besides, they've all lived so far.

This thread is terrible.

Why are you posting this in /questdis/? It's not a quest and there isn't anything to discuss.
It belongs in /tg/.
God dammit, Squeegy.

>>340635
For the same reason the strip poker thread is here?

>>340636
Y'ALL CAN'T READ NONE.

THAT'S WHY.

>>340636
The different with Strip Poker is that more than one person likes the thread.

Anonymous 2011/02/04(Fri)17:23 No. 30846 ID: cb45f0
File 129686900089.jpg - (36.88KB , 375x523 , Dylan.jpg )

thx Som

Anonymous 2011/02/04(Fri)19:00 No. 30862 ID: cb45f0
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(Any Scellor can attack in a band as long as at least one has bands with other Scellor. Bands are blocked as a group. If at least two Scellor you control, one of which has “bands with other Scellor” are blocking or being blocked by the same creature, you divide that creature’s combat damage, not its controller, among any of the creatures it’s being blocked by or is blocking.)

Anonymous 2011/02/04(Fri)23:10 No. 30888 ID: cb45f0
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>>340686
>implying this doesn't take 20 seconds per card

hahaha u so mad

>>340647
So why exactly is Squeegy being given moderator endorsement to troll here?

This card is not in good humour and I categorically do not approve.

>>340704

Nobody is giving anyone any more endorsement to troll than you had when you were trolling the /tg/ drawfags in /draw/, Phil. The reason it wasn't deleted was the same reason that your trolling wasn't deleted, nobody fucking reported it.

>>340688
>>20 seconds per card
No wonder they're such crap.

>>340706
>nobody fucking reported
Gee, that's mighty funny since the response came back "post successfully reported"!

>>340708

Yes.

This morning. And the post was deleted when I got up.

Now quit being a jackass.

>keep everything balanced
>large portion of the cards are worded entirely wrong (Shield especially, not only is the pseudo-reminder text wrong, you're also missing the clause to prevent Shield from making itself fall off)
>overall geared towards slow play except for a number of abusable black and white cards, then the ridiculous annihilator mechanic thrown in on relatively fast-to-play cards

This is not how balancing works :V

>>340712
Yeah I accidentally deleted the post I made after that. You can post your own cards if you want to.

Which you don't.

Anonymous 2011/02/05(Sat)12:13 No. 30917 ID: cb45f0
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>>340712
And you're right they're pretty poorly worded so it would be helpful if you could point out other mistakes for me to fix

Revised card just for you anon <3

>Which you don't.
yeah honestly this is less interesting-for-play and more silly-ideas, so I'm not gonna bother making cards
But I've got a few minutes so...
Enrad has two typos
Crash Quest should say 'When this enters the battlefield...' for the first part
Sam's ability should be either 'T: Sacrifice Sam, ...' or 'T, Sacrifice Sam: ...'
Server Crash's second and third sentences should not have a line break between them.
Insomnia's third ability is not phrased correctly. I don't remember off the top of my head what the correct phrasing is though, but it's something along the lines of 'Shuffle target face-up exiled quest into your library...'
Undermind Boost should be split up into two sections: the +X/+X, then 'At end of turn, tap that character. It doesn't untap during the player's next untap phase'. The phrasing for that is just icing on the cake. :3c
Kole: Deal X damage to target, not target takes X damage
Commander Yeltzin: Untap target character
Takeover Complete: Gain control of target land
Crawler: When Crawler is blocked, gain control of all characters blocking Crawler.
There's a bunch of typos in there too, or similar missing words. Also as mentioned balance is really off.

>>340721
I am planning on refining the cards later after I've got enough of them. For one removing the +P/T on Quest cards and replacing it with something more interesting.

>Enrad has two typos
Only found one. Fixed.
>Crash Quest should say 'When this enters the battlefield...' for the first part
Fixed.
>Sam's ability should be either 'T: Sacrifice Sam, ...' or 'T, Sacrifice Sam: ...'
Fixed already but didn't post it.
>Server Crash's second and third sentences should not have a line break between them.
Fixed.
>Insomnia's third ability is not phrased correctly. I don't remember off the top of my head what the correct phrasing is though, but it's something along the lines of 'Shuffle target face-up exiled quest into your library...'
"Choose target face-up Quest that’s removed from the game. Its owner shuffles it into his or her library." Fixed.
>Undermind Boost should be split up into two sections: the +X/+X, then 'At end of turn, tap that character. It doesn't untap during the player's next untap phase'. The phrasing for that is just icing on the cake. :3c
I've seen that phrasing before. Dunno why it didn't occur to me. Fixed.
>Kole: Deal X damage to target, not target takes X damage
"Kole deals X damage to target character." Fixed.
>Commander Yeltzin: Untap target character
Fixed.
>Takeover Complete: Gain control of target land
Fixed.
>Crawler: When Crawler is blocked, gain control of all characters blocking Crawler.
Fixed.

Thanks for your help!

>>340716
>Accidentally deleted

>Accidentally checked a tiny box, accidentally scrolled to the bottom of the page, and then accidentally clicked the 'delete' button that is clearly marked.

Yeahokay.

>>340723
No, it was attached to the old Zane picture. I deleted that to repost the new one, then realized it was on there.

Anonymous 2011/02/05(Sat)14:43 No. 30925 ID: cb45f0
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I would like to make this an interesting-for-play thing so by all means correct cards that you feel are overpowered, under/overcosted, or poorly worded.

Anonymous 2011/02/05(Sat)18:56 No. 30945 ID: cb45f0
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spoilers

Anonymous 2011/02/06(Sun)12:22 No. 30970 ID: cb45f0
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Revised Quest card.

Anonymous 2011/02/08(Tue)21:08 No. 31054 ID: cb45f0
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LOOK AT ME I AM CURRENT

Anonymous 2011/02/09(Wed)18:12 No. 31065 ID: cb45f0
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Revising some cards.