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Prince Ginger Flutter
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~ Lost And Found Goods For Sale! ~
Lose something important? Come on down and see if we’ve found it. Looking for something interesting? Our collection of misplaced goods will probably have something for you.
Act fast! All items are first come first serve. We don’t give a crap who lost what, so don’t think we’ll hold anything for you.
Only accepting payment in barter or Juicy Gossip at this time. Keep your coins, bills, and checks, because we don’t want them.
Here’s just a small sample of our wares:
- A Bag of Gold, Gems, and Silver: Take full advantage of our current disinterest in currency, and win yourself a great big bag full of it. Better bring in some especially juicy gossip if you want to take this home.
- Living Lizard Action Figure: A miniscule action figure of a lizard-person who appears to be fully sentient. Answers to “Sam”.
- OWO: Ohio Wrestling Organization Merchandise: We’ve got t-shirts, stickers, water bottles, and so much for, featuring a variety of wrestlers from bunny girl in a mask I don’t know, to bunny girl with an umbrella I don’t know, and Trisha Harding!
- The Biggest Bikini Bottoms I’ve Ever Seen: Probably belongs to one of the dragons, but who the fuck stares at dragons and focuses on whether or not they’re wearing a swimsuit or not? They’re dragons! A worthwhile purchase for anyone looking to build a sailboat.
- Grappling Hook: Who hasn’t sat through a James Bond movie and wanted to get up to some spy shit themselves?
- Purple Magical Broach: A mystical broach that somehow survived when faced with overwhelming forces. Previously owned by a dragon, so you KNOW it’s good.
- Orbiting Drone: I have no idea what this does beyond fly around you when turned on, and frankly I can’t even figure out how it does that. If you understand technology better than I do, then this could be one heck of a buy.
- Fancy Clothes + Jewelry: These items were once owned by the queen of a foreign land, one of the cool ones everyone wants to visit. Now even the lowest commoner can own shit that’s probably worth more than what they make in a year!
- Mystery Bomb: Supplies for this one may go off if it gets accidentally detonated. Find out for yourself if it’s a stink bomb, bomb bomb, or some weird magic junk.
- Knight’s Dagger: Never underestimate the value of a good knife. Was owned by a knight, so it’s probably well-made.
- Honey With Feathers In It: Your tastes are weird, and I will judge you, but I’ll also satisfy them by selling this to ya if you want it.
- Puzzle Cube: Looks tough to solve. Only a real genius could do it. Don’t feel like you have to prove anything though, not everyone can be smart.
- Lightsword: A metal tube that pops out a beam of light that can cut through seemingly anything. This will be used against thieves.
- Used Heli-Pak: We offer no guarantee that this will be in working condition. If it does work though, you’ll be able to fly! Isn’t that a risk worth taking?
- Dances of Unfortunate Travel Book: Looks to be an instructional guide for some ritual dance BS. Some of y’all are using actual magic, so this has gotta appeal to at least one of you.
And many more! Feel free to stop by and probe our inventory for whatever you might be looking for.
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