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140224 No. 140224 ID: 9b127b

It’s Beach Day, the sandiest day of the year! Pack your sunscreen and visit our floating beach resort "The Diamond Crown" orbiting high in the atmosphere of Beta Earatone. Pack your sunscreen- the sun’s ray are strong up here!

This perfectly circular, perfectly secure beach is a floating disc full of fun and fancy. Relax on its sandy red beach, swim in its waters, surf with the help of the wave generator, try your luck with novelty swimsuits, or even go hang gliding off the edge. Don’t worry, our trained professionals will catch you before you go too far down. Queen Chinzebeth VII assures us this beach is perfectly safe from scaly invaders, so relax. What could possibly go wrong?

Try not to be too lewd, there’s royalty in attendance!

Previous Beach Days: https://questden.org/wiki/Beach_Day
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No. 140492 ID: 4481aa
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140492

Lemmy: “Oh my gosh, Trisha Harding!? I’m such a huge fan, please let me get an autograph!”

He had no idea who she was or why he should even know her, but the wide grin on her face proved the lie had stuck.

Trisha: “Hell yeah! Got something for me to sign?”
Lemmy: “Um, let me think– Oh, of all the times to meet you! Who brings paper to the beach?”
Trisha: “Thankfully for you, stars planning on signing autographs.”

She pulls out a small notebook and a sharpie, twirling the pen between her fingers.

Trisha: “So, who’s the lucky fan I’m making this out to?”
Lemmy: “It’s... um, could you use my full name? My first name is pretty dumb, but it looks a little better when you write it out fully.”
Trisha: “Whatever makes ya happy. What is it?”
Lemmy: “Well my first name is Sue.
Trisha: “Sue?”
Lemmy: “Yeah, my parents were expecting a girl, so they wanted to name me after my grandmother. My middle name is Pray, because they’re both stupid religious.”
Lemmy: “And my last name is Mi, like do-re-mi, not me, myself, and I. That one’s not so bad.”
Trisha: “You weren’t lying, that is a bit a of a weird one. So what do you normally go by.”
Lemmy: “Lemmy.”
Trisha: “...Alright then! Got it!”

She finishes writing, and holds it out to Lemmy. He looks at it curiously, scratching his head.

Lemmy: “Sorry, could you read it to me? I’m not the best reader yet.”
Trisha: “Ah, that’s okay. Here, it says: ‘Keep watching yours truly in action, and buy more merch!’ Then this part is just the standard ‘To Sue Pray Mi’.
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No. 140496 ID: 4481aa
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140496

She freezes, running the words she just said over in her mind again.

Sue Pray Mi. Sue. Pray. Mi.

Suepraymi

Supray mi

Spray me.
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No. 140497 ID: 4481aa
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140497

...
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No. 140498 ID: 4481aa
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140498

Lemmy happily obliges.
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No. 140500 ID: 9b127b
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140500

>>140420
>>140481

Chinzebeth recovers from being hit in the hit with the heavy bag, only to discover many things missing

Chinzebeth: "My slaves! My gold!! MY CLOTHES!!!! HELP HELP! I've been robbed! a lordship for whomever recovers my stolen property! and relieves me of this humiliation!"
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No. 140501 ID: 435f13
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140501

>>140477

Kaia staggers to her feet and dusts herself off as she recovers her bearings and resigns herself to her new life with a fox permanently attached to her butt.

Suddenly a shrill, aristocratic laugh pierces the bunny's sensitive ears!

:RHBDS_RHBDS: "OHOHOHOHOHOHO! OHOHOHOHOHO! I came searching for the temeritous upstart who claims to have the Best Chest, and who do I find instead but a barely-boobed bunny rolling in the sand with a dotty kitsune! Honestly how could someone like you ever believe you were match for a bust as bodacious as mine?"

Kaia is shocked by the appearance of the ridiculously huge boobed dragon towering over her, but recovers quickly.

Kaia: "The contest wasn't for the 'Biggest Chest,' it was for the 'Best Chest.' Maybe bigger isn't always better?"

The Ridiculously Huge Boobed Dragon Sorceress reels as if slapped across the face, sputtering with indignation.
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No. 140502 ID: 435f13
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140502

:RHBDS_RHBDS: "'B-bigger isn't always better?'"

She scoffs, momentarily at a loss for words.

:RHBDS_RHBDS: "Impossible! Absurd! Bigger is ALWAYS better! And whoever is biggest is best! I bet these little bunny boobs of yours aren't even real!"

RHBDS lunges forward and latches her huge paws around Kaia's tits.
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No. 140503 ID: 435f13
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140503

RHBDS's look of triumph shifts abruptly to one of shock, and then terror as realization washes over her. The bunny girl's tits are both ample and firm, with a pleasant elasticity and give that make them a delight to fondle.

Without a doubt, this is the Best Chest.

RHBDS drops her paws to her sides and walks away in a daze, weaving slightly as she wanders up the beach and out of sight...
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No. 140505 ID: ca2950
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140505

Alex climbs the apron and firmly shoves the goblin from the top turnbuckle, sending her plummeting to the comfortably padded ground below.

Alex: "Tag, you're out, meatball. Only I may bully the flat one."

MASKED SHORTSTACK: "I'll get you for thiiiiis~!
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No. 140506 ID: 681cb5
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140506

Mr. Hatterson and Cybils eyes meet as they are floating next to each other, their very beings suddenly feeling entwined, their souls becoming one. Placing a hand on the bubble, Mr. Hatterson watch as Cybil does the same from the other side, leaving their palms pressed against each other. As they look deeper into each other’s eyes, both of them are hit with the very same thought… “What’s the deal with airline food anyway?”

Unfortunately, they are too entranced to notice a commotion on the beach nearby, where Sekhmet is about to get revenge for the knight Nate throwing a dagger right into her… (rolls 1d8 = 7) …other leg.

Sekhmet: “Yah’re the little tin can that threw this thing like a wimp, huh?” she exclaims as she grabs him and effortlessly lifts him off the ground, “Ah’ll show yah how a real warrior throws!”
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No. 140507 ID: 681cb5
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140507

Pow! The knight bounces of Cybils protective bubble, managing to knock off Mr. Hattersons hat before splashing into the water.

Sekhmet: “HA! BULLSEYE!”
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No. 140508 ID: 681cb5
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140508

Cybil: “Argh!” the alien screams, watching as a small puncture has appeared on her sphere, “My protective bubble!”
Mr. Hatterson: “Oh no! MY HAT!” the stickman yells, knowing full well what is about to happen. With a resigned sigh, he solemnly claims… “Without a hat, I am simply…”
Mr. son: “Mr. son…” Mr. son put his face in his hands, coming to terms that his hat days might be over…
Nate: *Sonic drowning music*
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No. 140509 ID: 64dbac
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140509

A dirgeful song resonates among the torrent and turbulence of the waves above, burdensome plate making the vigilant Nate's date seemingly steeped in fell portents. To shed one's carapace of steel and mail was an undertaking in the best of circumstances, but as water swelled within the once comforting clad of the knight's armor, doom was all but certain.

[ Medieval bardcore cover of Sonic drowning music grows slowly more intense ]
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No. 140510 ID: 64dbac
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140510

Above the surface, tranquility reigned despite the chaos hither and yon among the beach-goers. Scant sign of whence the brave and stalwart Nate had vanished, claimed by the clutches of treacherous depths. No doubt, some manner of eldritch abomination seeking a whimsical assortment of date hijinks may yet await the ill-fated plate-mail paramour -- but bereft of such a chance, the mirth and merriment found a bittersweet note.

If only one equipped with garb-shearing armaments might aide the dragon who conspicuously looks like a dragon-slaying knight, Nate might yet be saved. But it was not meant to be.

[ Medieval bardcore cover of Sonic drowning music grows much more intense, Gregorian choir loudly sings about Sonic the hedgehog's death ]
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No. 140511 ID: 64dbac
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140511

**HARK!!!** Erupting from 'neath the fateful waves, Nate seizes upon sunlight and sanctuary with a jubilant cry astride a wightly worg serving as his stalwart steed! With water rushing free from his stainless steel accouterments, the good sir not-a-knight-but-a-dragon-as-genuinely-confirmed-by-nine-out-of-ten-medieval-scholars has found salvation, now equipped with a powerful artifact: The Life Preserver!
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No. 140513 ID: e51896
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140513

Rachael: *huff, huff*
Rachael: Please don't look this way, please don't look this way!


After the Cat Wizard cast his spell on Rachael, and feeling the draft on her rear, she immediately sprints away, hoping nobody else but the Cat Wizard notices her state of wear. Her heart is beating fast over the adrenaline, but it is unknown whether the adrenaline is coming from her running, or from the possibility of being seen partially exposed. At the very least, she wasn't dizzy anymore, so she manages to reach the palm trees without any hindrance, and use the trees as cover to stay out of sight.
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No. 140514 ID: e51896
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140514

Leaning her back behind one of the trees to stay out of sight, Rachael takes a moment to catch her breath.

Rachael: I... I made it.
Rachael: *Huff huff*
Rachael: No-nobody saw me, right?


Rachael cautiously and slowly leans her head out from the palm tree she's hiding behind, shutting her eyes in fear. After gaining the resolve to open her eyes and peek out in anticipation and worry that someone is looking for her, she finds that everyone is instead just going about their own business playing volleyball, selling art, and enjoying the sea and weather. Rachael breaths a long sigh of relief, but her problems are still far from over.

Rachael: What am I going to do now? I can't go back to my hotel with my panties exposed for everyone to see...
Rachael: Especially not the OWO wrestlers, what would they think if they saw me in their brand of underwear?
Rachael: What would... what would happen if other people saw me as I was now?
Rachael: That'd be so humiliating... scary... thrilling...?


Rachael's heart beats fast again over such fantasies, but she snaps herself out of those thoughts before she can fully engage in her thoughts

Rachael: Focus Rachael, you have to do something about this...
Rachael: ...
Rachael: I have an idea... Maybe I can fix it?
Rachael: I'll... have to be quick tho. It's going to be risky.


After taking a quick peek out into the beach to make sure nobody is looking her way, Rachael takes a deep breath, and hesitantly strips off her swimsuit. There were some difficulty as the nervous trembling in her legs and arms made it hard to remove the outfit, but she manages to slip out of it, leaving her out in her bra and panties and dropping the swimsuit on the ground. She tries not to think about how exposed to the open air she is as she tries to focus on the swimsuit

Rachael: AHH! what happened!? It's even more damaged than I realized?
Rachael: The back is all torn up too!
Rachael: Will... my idea still work?
Rachael: Either way, I have no choice but to try.
Rachael: Ooh, I hope nobody comes over here...

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No. 140515 ID: e51896
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140515

Despite her trembling, and how quick she needed to be, Rachael manages to carefully tear off the rest of the skirt from the swimsuit, trying to ignore the thoughts of what might happen to her if someone spotted her. she then slips the skirt inside of the swimsuit making sure it covers as much of the holes of the swimsuit as it could.

Rachael: It... still looks weird and a little embarrassing, but at least my undergarments won't be showing

Decently satisfied with the (poorly) makeshift repairs, Rachael slips back into the swimsuit, again with some difficulty as the trembling of her legs and arms made it a challenge to slide through the sleeves of the arms and legs of the swimsuit.

Rachael: Whew, I got it on without anyone showing up.
Rachael: I... think this will work...
Rachael: It feels like it's covering everything...
Rachael: Maybe... I won't have to hide in the hotel?
Rachael: ...
Rachael: What would Charisse do...?
Rachael: ...
Rachael: I... I think I'll try to enjoy my time in the beach despite how I look now since I think my skirt is covering anything obscene.
Rachael: It's still covering more than those two-piece swimsuits
Rachael: And it's not like anyone here is from my world... Right?

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No. 140516 ID: e51896
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140516

The last thing to do was to pull up the zipper to make sure it's snug on her, and the skirt between her back, and swimsuit. However, when she pulls the tongue of the zipper half-way to the top...

Rachael: Oh no... It's stuck!
Rachael: Come on...
Rachael: Zip up! Zip Up ZIP UP!


Rachel tugs and tugs and tugs the jammed zipper, pulling it harder and harder as she could until

*POP!*

Rachael: !!!!!!
Rachael: The- the zipper!
Rachael: Nooo! it popped out!
Rachael: What now!?
Rachael: ...
Rachael: M-maybe it's not all bad...?
Rachael: My swimsuit is still covering my bra, and there are other swimmers who are showing a bit of cleavage...
Rachael: Maybe it'll be fine?
Rachael: J-just as long as the zipper doesn't go lower...

OUTFIT HEALTH:
TEMPORARY SWIMSUIT: 70%
SKIRT: 40%
SANDALS: 100%
GLASSES: 100%

UPDATE:
BRA: 100% (Protected by TEMPORARY SWIMSUIT and SKIRT
PANTIES: 100% (Partially protected by TEMPORARY SWIMSUIT and SKIRT

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No. 140532 ID: 681cb5
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140532

Sebak: “Oh! Is that a relic depicting the great Rabbit Queen of the Lucha I see? I would be very interested in trading for artifacts depicting the cute little wrestler bun, most preferable a statue, painting or possible effigy? And what do you barter in? I have a few bone totems and a bronze statue of a war goddess with me to trade with… and while I’m not a gossip person, for the Lucha Queen I will make an exception! Of course, I mostly have gossip about my tribe, but still…”
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No. 140533 ID: 681cb5
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140533

Sebak: “…and how about this little fellow? Does he taste good? Do they come in 12 packs? …huh, he seems a bit upset about something… did you remember to make air holes in his jar?”
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No. 140534 ID: 681cb5
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140534

Sebak: “Wait, did my portal home just close?”
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No. 140535 ID: 87e33c
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140535

> BEACH DAY 2023 - ART CORNER
Hunter wanders around, satisfied by his ball hitting experience and cocks an eyebrow at the OWO sponsored wrestling ring before eventually skittering over towards the artist's corner.

He stands perfectly in the center of the cat wizard and the weird tent that most definitely contains a monstrocity of some kind that isn't quite as scary as the one he killed so long ago.

Hunter: I could get a drawing for the house!
Hunter: I'm a shapeshifting spider-mimic-druid-thing with a lovely family of half a dozen kids
Hunter: They're various half-mimic species and there's even one plush child!
Hunter: I also rescued people from some sort of weird crystal tower and killed a corrupted Angel!
Hunter: I also have a dead fish husband!
Hunter: Do either of you take payment in shards of magic conducting crystals the size of my fist
Hunter: Or extra strength spider silk?

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No. 140536 ID: 87e33c
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140536

Somewhere deep in the most erogenous of wildernesses, far from the civilized and decent, it is said that a grand temple of some forgotten deity lays hidden. Their halls are filled with rumors of unbridled hedonism, profane rituals, and indulgence of the most carnal dream, all to please the fertility god that the place is consecrated towards. It is a place where those of impulse and desire act without worry or judgement.

And it is this wilderness, this land, this place, hidden in an unknown land that you find yourself Nipha, welcome...

... To the Lascivious Labyrinth!
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No. 140537 ID: 4481aa
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140537

‘Bec sighs with annoyance. “Don’t mind the tiny twit. There are air holes, but he thinks he’s clever and can trick some dumbass into freeing him.” She makes her point by tapping the glass, making the lizard inside flinch in a manner most unlike a corpse. “See?”

“Ah, how clever. I was completely taken by his deception.” Sebak says, facing away as he scans the beach. ‘Bec taps the jar a few more times, until Sam finally sits up, looking grumpily at her.

“Don’t get bitchy. You’re the one who kept trying to run away, even when I told you it’d get you put in a jar. The fuck did you think I meant by that?”

He sighs, trying to get comfy against the glass floor. She’d let him out after a while, but fussy losers don’t get rewards.

She turns her attention back to the regular-sized loser in front of her. “Hey, quit searching already, your portal is closed. Red bitch ran through where the dragon landed, and it popped away.”

He signs, finally turning back. “Sekhmet... Oh well, she should realize her mistake soon and reopen it. If not her, then someone from the tribe.”

She doesn’t give a crap, and focuses on preparing his goods. While there were no Nacha ‘statues’ (or figurines, which were much more likely) for Sebak, she had a few stickers and a poster that seemed to satisfy Sebak’s wishes. She bags them up and sets them in front of him.

“No interest in bone shit, but I’ll let you pay with that statue if your gossip is weak. Can probably pawn it off on someone else. So lay it on me.”

He starts to say something, but pauses, considering. “I believe that I should ask what you intend to do with whatever I tell you. Will you be sharing it with others?”

“What, for free? Hell no. That’s bad business.” She explains. “I can’t bring physical shit back home, so I can only really trade in entertainment.”

“I see. In that case, I believe there’s no harm in sharing this. It’s an interesting story that a woman from my tribe, Pesi, would prefer I not tell. Listen close...”
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No. 140538 ID: 4481aa
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140538

He and ‘Bec move closer together, as he lowers his voice to a hushed whisper. After a full minute, ‘Bec pulls back.

She nods to herself in clear consideration, and then slaps him in the face.

“What the FUCK is wrong with you!?”

He blinks. “I’m sorry, which part of that story did you take offense to?”

“What part? You just whispered a fucking snuff fantasy into my ear, as if the whole thing wasn’t vomit inducing! She fucking– into her– it’s gross man! Why would you think that was something I’d wanna hear?”

The sicko in front of her has the audacity to seem confused. “...I still don’t understand the issue,” he admits.

She shoves the stupid Nacha junk into his arms. “Great, then we’ve identified what’s wrong with you. Now leave.

“Do you want the statue?”

Hell yeah you’re leaving the statue! You don’t get to put that poison in my head forever without paying me back. Leave it, and go be gross as far away from me as you can get.”

He leaves the bronze item, which ‘Bec sweeps up alongside the other items she’d taken out for him to see, finding places for them in her effective sand-vault storage.

Now if she can only find a deep well-hidden vault in her brain to lock that awful story up in...
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No. 140541 ID: 995874
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140541

Ah such a noble person wanting to be drawn by me. Is it correct to call you a hero because that is what is coming to my mind when I am hearing your description. As for the payments, your reaction will be all that is needed. This is a description of your personal hell, just like a spider coming into somebodies room the same way I envisioned you as well. Being trapped somewhere and slowly losing your mind while starving until you start eating your own body , I call it the "Coming home for diner".
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No. 140544 ID: 9b127b
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140544

>>140489
Sister Tawny: "Oh heavens! I never thought I'd be so good at this sort of thing! all mother superior's training has really helped out!"

Tawny laugh nervously and adjusts her swimsuit
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No. 140546 ID: 435f13
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140546

>>140535

Your talent senses must have been tingling because you found the best painter on the beach! I'll happily take your crystals, spider boy.

So what's your origin story? You got bitten by a radioactive sports team? Yuk yuk yuk!
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No. 140547 ID: 435f13
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140547

Here you go! Remember to thoroughly stretch all eight of your legs before and after every game!
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No. 140548 ID: a7a180
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140548

>>140500

*SNAP*

“Very nice. This one’s going in my Chinz compilation.”
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No. 140550 ID: 918cdb
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140550

At the sight of both his priced headwear and newfound friend in peril, Mr. Hatterson plunges into the ocean waters. He can’t have Cybil die, she seems so nice, and they were having such a wonderful bonding over awful commercial airline services to boot.

The last thing Mr. Hatterson sees before his eyes are covered in sea water is Cybil desperately scrambling to cover the small hole on her protective bubble buoy.

He’s pretty sure this beach prevents people from dying from disease, but there is a small chance it’s a beach that actually makes the symptoms worse! Why was the brochure so ambiguously worded?!
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No. 140551 ID: 918cdb
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140551

...mmm.
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No. 140552 ID: 918cdb
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140552

...mmm?
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No. 140553 ID: 918cdb
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140553

Oh, no.
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No. 140554 ID: 918cdb
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140554

“There, I managed to plug the hole, the hat is magical too, so the lady wearing it will stay in place.”

“It’s leaking saltwater into the bubble!!!”

“Oh, no.”
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No. 140556 ID: 918cdb
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140556

“Hahaha, onwards, my new and most noble steed, onwards to extremely prejudiced justice!”

Nate’s clamour of victory mirrors his newly regained vitality as the mysterious flying canine rescues him from the depths and uplifts him into the air, in a gorgeously panoramic view of the beach.

Cool sea breeze fills his lungs and he takes full advantage of his unique vantage point to survey his surroundings, before motioning the loving and lovable dog towards his objective.

Unfortunately, Nate’s author has an atrocious update speed, and it’s all the resolute yet ineffectual knight can do but to watch as Sekhmet crosses the magic portal hovering over the sand, taking the cat girl along and only mercifully losing hold on Puffball at the last moment by sheer luck.

While the sight of the unusually fuzzy dragoness falling into a sand mound is pretty funny, Nate cannot shake the overwhelming rage and shame of the lizard-fish’s escape, and he cries out in frustration as the mohawk amazonian tribal amphibian thingy whatever as well as the portal both vanish into the aether.

“NOOOO!”

[Age of Empires 2 defeat music]
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No. 140557 ID: 918cdb
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140557

“Hey,” says Nate to Puffball upon landing.

“Hey,” says a disgruntled Puffball right back.

“Sorry that I didn’t manage to defend you from that angry lizard guy with the weirdly large pecs. I tried to give it my all, but it was not enough. I’m also sorry that you didn’t enjoy the painting session and that I couldn’t buy you as a slave and stuff.
I’m really embarrassed by all these failures and I want to make for them. What do you say we start this date over and we go surfing, or sunbathing, or buy a bigger dagger or something?”
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No. 140564 ID: 9b127b
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140564

>>140548
Chinzebeth:"No no NO!, don't photograph me like this!!! Please someone save me from invader paparazzi!!!"
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No. 140565 ID: 9b127b
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140565

Chinzebeth's mechanical eye darts around desperately for some manner of assistance and narrows in on a familiar face

Chinzebeth: "Landi! Landi! you simply must use your magic to save me from this humiliation! I've been robbed and now I'm being photographed by evil lizards!"
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140567

The force of the metallic projectile bobs the protective membrane a bit to the left. The gortian snaps to action.

Cybil: Uh-oh, a puncture! But do I panic? Maybe. Sorta. The air is being forced out--so no bad germs can slip in. But I must act with hasty.

Cybil: In my pack I have--

Standard Beach Radio. My Hardlight-Caster Gloves. yPhone. A Crayola box full of epipens. Mask filters. A mechanical straw. Xingastian ingestion paste. Could’ve sworn I brought my drone along--but I have the remote controls at least. The beacon says it’s nearby. My book, of course. A transparency dial for my suit (the batteries are out though, ah well). Walkie-Talkie...
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No. 140568 ID: 11f77a
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140568

Cybil: Ah, there we go. NectarFoam canister: made from the thick spit of a Klytig Bumblewasp.

Cybil: Hmm, someone must’ve eaten a bunch of it. There’s only a few sprays left--but just enough!

Cybil: Better patch this bad boy up before this entire bubble shrink-wraps around me. If you thought I wasn’t prepared this beach day, boy, were you wrong! You’ll have to try harder than that to ruin my vacation!

NectarFoam Expended
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No. 140570 ID: ca2950
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140570

Kaz appears abruptly and seizes Landi between two hands while casting a bolt of pure chaotic energy at Chinzebeth. The crackling projectile threatening to alter the inherent qualities of anything it strikes in completely random ways with the force of thousands of pieces of Lisa Frank stationary.

Kaz: "YOU WANT MAGIC, QUEENIE?! HAVE ALL THE MAGIC IN THE WORLD! Yahahaha~!"

Landi: "Mrph hrmg grphlp!"
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No. 140597 ID: 86974f
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140597

KagLanDi’s fairy dust-supercharged spell strikes true! Queen Chinzebeth VII is overwhelmed by the pure magical energy.
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No. 140599 ID: 86974f
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140599

“Huh,” Kag mutters. “Well who am I to argue with what chaos wants?”

“Mmmf!” Landi pokes her head out from between Kag’s fingers. “What the hell?! I’m not some magical battery you can use however you want, whenever you want!”

“Got another one in you?” Kag asks, keeping Landi encased in her finger cage.

“No! That used all my glow, you crazy bitch!”
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No. 140627 ID: ca2950
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140627

Keimi: "No, seriously. You can throw me off and do a bunch of flippy moves whenever. It's kind of boring to have this big padded ring and not get thrown."

Tsuki: "Ch-Ch-Chotto... Time out! I feel something slipping!"

Keimi: "You can do better than that. Do a martial arts throw or something and break free. You don't have to patronize me and pretend I'm winning."

Tsuki wiggles helplessly until the fabric restraining her bountiful bunny badonkas can no longer take the stresses applied to them and her boobs burst bustily breastward to freedom and life under the tropical sun.

Tsuki: "Ack! Help! They're out! They're definitely out!"
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No. 140637 ID: 918cdb
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140637

With Cybil having solved her problem herself, Mr. Hatterson feels free to don his beloved headwear once more.

After parting as amicably as someone who came dangerously close of accidentally killing a new friend can, he heads for the shore, where he sees Damien and Nicoletta hanging about, playfully dipping their toes on the waves, stopping only as they notice him. Mr, Hatterson feels a kinship towards these two minimalistic individuals and approaches them with a friendly wave, thankful for the enhanced strength that his wizard hat grants him to in order to leave the water and stand upright.

"How do you do, fellow sticks?"
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No. 140638 ID: 9b127b
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140638

>>140627
Trisha takes a break from looking for a revenge squirtgun to answer the shrill cries of a co-worker

Trisha:"Hey Tsuki, you having trouble with this little munchkin? ... you probs shouldn't have your chest out like that people will get the wrong idea about OWO!"
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No. 140644 ID: 9ea24b
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140644

After waiting a while for new challengers, Gray decides that the pace of beach day has slowed considerably, as is natural, and that now is the time to announce a winner and return home. He uproots Crown from the sand and gives Jynn and Sister Tawny a nice trophy celebrating their tournament triumph.

Gray: Your hands truly went up and touched the sky. You jumped higher than a motherfucker. I would love to do this one last time but I’m afraid we must go.

What a great vacation. There was art, sports, Crown’s brief spark of hope, and many, many babes. Gray is very pleased and he waves goodbye to his new pals before dragging Crown through a portal, never to be seen in this realm again.
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No. 140654 ID: 87e33c
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140654

> BEACH DAY 2023 - CREEPY ART CORNER
Hunter turns to the monstrosity's illustration, gripping it in his many arms and looking it at from several angles. The round canvas it's illustrated on reminds him of a dreamcatcher, and the webbed patterns continue to give it that aesthetic.

He ponders over the words for a moment, and his rightmost eye twitches, slightly uncomfortably.

Hunter: Y'know I always imagined I'd get eaten by my kids
Hunter: Though I guess this could be worse yeah
Hunter: If Mamita sees this, she'll probably hang it up on the mantle
Hunter: Or the fridge, to scare the kids
Hunter: ...
Hunter: Can't wait to show the wives, thanks!

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No. 140655 ID: 87e33c
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140655

> BEACH DAY 2023 - CARICATURE ART CORNER
After stowing away the slightly unnerving illustration, he examines the illustration created by the small Cat in sunglasses.

Hunter: Hah! This is great!
Hunter: The kiddo's will love this
Hunter: Though I bet they'll try to convince me to play 6 different sports at once because of this
Hunter: I love it, here's some crystals!


Hunter then sticks his hand deep into his abdomen, almost like there's more space then possible inside, and pulls out a several fragments of purple crystal about the size of a loaf of bread.

Hunter: Have fun and don't imprison anyone with the crystals or I'll hunt you down and gut you!

Hunter hums a chipper tune as he wanders over to the wrestling ring, taking a seat and grabbing a bucket of popcorn to watch the other people fight.
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No. 140657 ID: 9b127b
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140657

>>140599
Chinzebeth: "Oh my goodness! Though this outfit is revoltingly childish it appears to have given me unlimited mystical power! I simply must test it out!"
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No. 140658 ID: 9b127b
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140658

>>140570
Chinzebeth: "...Test it out on you vile imp! for what I'm sure was intended to be a devastating personal attack!"

Kag's mouth is magically sealed!

Kag: "MMMDF MFF!"

Chinzebeth: "no cruel comments? with this new outfit you'll find I'm not an easy target!"
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No. 140690 ID: a7a180
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140690

Jynn: “Something’s off about this lost and found. I’ve got a feeling these losses weren’t just due to carelessness… and why charge people to get their stuff back?”

Beca: “Hey back off, lady. My retrieval services don’t come cheap. If you got a problem with that, I’ve got a laser sword for customers who get rowdy.”
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No. 140691 ID: a7a180
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140691

Jynn: “You mean MY laser sword? You sleemo.”
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No. 140693 ID: 4481aa
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140693

Lemmy stands at the top of the slide, holding his thumb up towards the sea.

Lemmy: “Hmm... This’ll be tricky.”
Lemmy: “I have the height and distance, but direction is tricky to maneuver. That last test run proved it was possible though.”
Lemmy: “Maybe... Yeah, if I just go for it, I think I’ll land it!”

He nods, readying himself at the top of the slide. After a final glance at his target, he counts himself in.

Lemmy: “Three, two, one– FIRE!”

He pushes off the lip of the entrance and rockets down the chute. The sheer speed makes him squeal with excitement, but he stays focused and counts every turn. One, then two, and finally three!

His eyes squint open, as he stares down the final drop. This was it!

He grips his Super Soaker tightly, tucks in his legs, and–
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No. 140694 ID: 4481aa
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140694

LIFTOFF!

It takes a second before Lemmy can open his eyes, with the air battering against his speeding form, but he’s met with the sight of a deep blue ocean. There were many sights in the sea itself, such as the impossible to miss dragon generating waves in the center, but what stole his attention was a clear sphere housing a fully-covered individual. One unsuspecting individual, that his momentum was currently carrying him towards!

He grins. His trajectory had been just right it seemed.

Lemmy: “Hey! Sorry to burst your bubble, but you oughta book it if you don’t wanna get wet!”
Cybil: “What–”

As he reaches the peak of his height, there is only one direction left to go. Gravity does what it does best, bringing him down upon the poor alien minding her own business.

Lemmy: “HI-YAAAAA!”
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No. 140695 ID: 4481aa
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140695

Plunt

As he lands, the nozzle of his weapon punctures through the bubble, right through the patch of nectar applied earlier. For a brief moment the foam splits before it has any chance to completely harden. The goop gradually seals around the nozzle as Lemmy hangs on to avoid splashing in the ocean below.

Beneath the waves, the force of Lemmy smacking against the orb-o-plastic causes enough tension to snap the rope from its anchor. Concerning, but unnoticed by both parties while such an obvious disturbance takes place above the waves.
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No. 140696 ID: 4481aa
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140696

Cybil: “What in the hell is wrong with you?! Pull that thing out this instant! You're contaminating my safe space!"
Lemmy: "Uhhm"
Cybil: "Now."
Lemmy: "I'm trying. It's, uh, stuck."
Cybil: "Stuck?"
Lemmy: "Glued."
Cybil: "Well let go of it then! Get off! Swim back to shore--I'll return it after the end of the day. Don't you know you're playing around with people's lives with what you just did? I have an immune deficiency hence the protective casing. You're supposed to keep a safe distance between other beach-goers. Twelve feet minimum. What were you even thinking, attempting to hop on like it's some trampoline? You could've injured yourself. Where are your parents? Stay right there, I'm calling the beach police over! No, in fact, what's your parents' number--"
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No. 140697 ID: 4481aa
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140697

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No. 140713 ID: ca2950
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140713

Keimi: "You're not supposed to change the outcome of a match via outside interference. That's against the rules. You're cheating!"

Trisha: "Pssh... It's not cheating. It's helping someone in need and that's a good thing. Not cheating at all."

Keimi: "Whatever helps you sleep at night."
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No. 140719 ID: 9b127b
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140719

>>140713
Trish releases Keimi

Trisha: "what is your problem lady?, Fine it's cheating! jeeze we're just putting on a show!, My co-worker just needed time to fix her top then you can go back to riding her around like a mechanical bull!"

Keimi: "So you admit it you cheater!"

Trisha: "Oh my god! you can't cheat at a show performance! you're worse than those chess club nerds at my old school.
At least they knew when there wasn't a ref or a judge or anything. Who're you trying to impress, your weird voyeur boyfriend who put you up to this? ugh that's it isn't it? I bet that creep is getting off to you pulling some other girl's clothes off. just like that stupid chess club!"

Keimi: "um wait...

Trisha shudders: "is that why you're wearing that super inna-propes string bikini? so it falls apart in front of everybody?!
Ohmygod I can't believe I actually touched you, I'm going to need to burn this hand just to get the gross off!"
You weird perverts better get out of here before I call security!"
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No. 140720 ID: ca2950
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140720

>>140719
Keimi: "I didn't come here to wrestle, so this bikini is perfectly appropriate. I was roped into this by your co-worker in the designed-to-fail swimsuit, who must have lost intentionally because otherwise how could I beat a professional so easily? It looks like any boob exposure was a deliberate attention seeking ploy on her part."

Keimi straightens up and goes to leave the ring.

"I'm not going to wear a frumpy bodysuit covered in snack food because I'm insecure about my flat chest. That would be really, really sad."
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No. 140727 ID: 11f77a
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140727

Cybil: Stop spraying me with that! Stop stop stop stop!

The passenger holds on as if the ocean was lava. Against the plastic sheet, water makes it a near-frictionless surface to mount and gain a steady position.

Cybil: Did you even boil that water first? You’re also getting it all over my book! It’s a library rental!

Lemmy: It’ll run out of water, don’t worry! Let me empty it out faster.

Cybil: Dammit! No! Uuugh.

Cybil: Well if you won’t simply let go of the damn thing, I’ll just have to makeshift something to ensure my survival to the end of this vacation.

The gort sifts through her belongings as her second skin is wetted sprinkle by sprinkle. The answer arrives shortly: she grabs a mechanical straw to insert through the nozzle.

Cybil: Didn’t think I’d actually use this one day. I tell Jer all the time, ‘this will come in handy one day, trust me’. Still... least the water is somewhat filtered now.

Mechanical Straw Expended

Cybil: Come on, man. Can’t you swim? We’ve got to be close to shore for you to paddle on over and leave me alone.
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No. 140728 ID: 11f77a
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140728

Lemmy: You shore about that?

Cybil: Uugh...

...

Cybil: Okay, it seems this is an entirely new problem. And all I wanted was to relax, man. The lengths people go to try to kill me is unbelievable.
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No. 140732 ID: e51896
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140732

Hey! It's been awhile since we last checked up on Rachael. What has she, and her incredible deteriorating clothing been up to?

Why, she has been in line for the water slide of course! the line was long, but it's finally her turn... however, she's getting second thoughts as she stands over her inner tube, and inspects how fast the stream is going.

Rachael: Gosh, i-it's so high up here, and isn't that stream is going a bit too fast?
Rachael: Those turns look a bit too sharp too. What if I fall off?
Rachael: Is the inner tube durable enough? Can it secure me without having me fall off?
Rachael: M-maybe I should climb back down for my safety... but that'd be too embarrassing, wouldn't it? people might think I'm a cowardly bnuuy!
Rachael: I have to do this, Charisse would want me to...
Rachael: But what if I ram into someone on the way out? I noticed they didn't put up any buoy ropes down there to keep swimmers away from the slide...
Rachael: Maybe it's best if I-

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No. 140733 ID: e51896
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140733

Gloomweaver: UGH! JUST GO ALREADY!
Rachael: EEK!

Gloomweaver gives Rachael a massive push onto her innertube, causing Rachael to go down the slide at high speed. As Rachael slides down into the slide entrance, Gloomweaver calls out after her:

Gloomweaver: DON'T LET YOURSELF AND YOUR EXPOSED DUMBASS HOLD THE LINE BACK AGAIN!
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No. 140735 ID: e51896
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140735

As Gloomweaver waits for Rachael to reach the bottom, she feels something in her hands, and investigates what she might be holding.

Gloomweaver: What the? What's this
Gloomweaver:...
Gloomweaver: Oh, whoops! did I accidentally pull a chunk of her swimsuit off after pushing her?
Gloomweaver: My bad, I just wanted to get the line moving.
Gloomweaver: Wow, it must have been one cheap flimsy swimsuit... or one of those prank dissolving swimsuits... maybe she must really be a pervert?
Gloomweaver: Especially if she was wearing it after it was already considerably damaged.
Gloomweaver: But I guess it serves her right for keeping us waiting with her indecision.
Gloomweaver: now then...

After setting her inner tube down, she comes to a sudden realization that she should have known from the start.

Gloomweaver: WAIT! Why am I even up here?
Gloomweaver: I'm too big to fit through the slide entrance!
Gloomweaver: Let alone even be able to sit on an innertube without it sinking or deflating.
Gloomweaver: ...Eh, fuck it, I'm outta here!

Gloomweaver jumps out the window and flies off somewhere to find some other activity to partake in.
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No. 140736 ID: e51896
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140736

Rachael: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Rachael is going down the slide at terrifyingly high speed, giving her a boost of adrenaline to help her keep a grip onto the sides of her inner tube and not fly off it.

but, that came with a price. As the tube made its sharp turns, it brushed her arms against the walls of the slide, causing the sleeves to rip off her arms from the friction between the walls against her arms.

Despite this, Rachael's efforts was a success as she was able to hold on until she finally reached the end of the slide with a huge splash, and safely reach the shore without having to swim there thanks to how fast the inner tube was already going.
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No. 140737 ID: e51896
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140737

Rachael jumps off the inner tube, and sighs with relief

Rachael: *Whew* It's over. I need a moment...
Rachael: That was horrifying... but...
Rachael: It was also actually... pretty fun?
Rachael: That rush actually felt really... exhilarating I think?
Rachael: Maybe I want to go again...


As she rests, she notices something on her arms... or rather, a lack of something on her arms!

Rachael: ACK! What happened!
Rachael: M-m-my sleeves are gone!
Rachael: What is wrong with this swimsuit?!
Rachael: ...
Rachael: ...M-maybe it's fine? it's just sleeves,
Rachael: It actually feels nice to get some air on my arms at least
Rachael: But... ooooh, my zipper slid down more too...
Rachael: My bra is getting exposed...
Rachael: I think I can still cover it, or at least most of it, but... maybe I shouldn't do anything more exciting so it doesn't slide down more.
Rachael: I'm just glad that was the worst that came from the slide.


It isn't though, as unknown to Rachael, after Gloomweaver pushed her earlier, it tore a large part of the back of her swimsuit, and part of the skirt she was using to cover her rear and backside. the back of her bra is now totally exposed.

After doing a not so thorough check on her swimsuit, Rachael looks around and tries to think of a not so exciting, yet fun thing to do. Maybe she can sunbathe on the beach? maybe watch a wrestling show? (She is a big OWO fan after all), maybe ask for some artwork from someone other than a cat wizard? Or maybe get some food? or Something else? She decides to walk along the beach until she decides on something.

OUTFIT HEALTH:
TEMPORARY SWIMSUIT: 45%
SKIRT: 20%
SANDALS: 100%
GLASSES: 100%:
BRA: 100% (front side Protected by TEMPORARY SWIMSUIT
PANTIES: 100% (Partially protected by TEMPORARY SWIMSUIT and SKIRT

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No. 140762 ID: 11f77a
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140762

The drifting presumes. The waves are picking up something fierce; unnaturally violent for a controlled habitat such as The Diamond Crown.

Cybil: If we drift out too far, I don’t think we’re gonna return!

Cybil: Perhaps I can figure out where my drone is. The beacon indicates it’s nearby. I could push us both back to the docks with the remaining charge in its batteries.

Cybil: Once ashore, I’ll spend the rest of my evening on sand so I won’t drift out into the ocean again.
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No. 140763 ID: 11f77a
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140763

‘Bec scoffs. “For your information, I’m running a perfectly legitimate business here. I’ve even kept my fees low out of generosity.”

Jynn glares. “I shouldn’t have to pay you for finding something I didn’t lose.”

“Newsflash lady! You did! Bet you didn’t know where it was until you saw one of the posters, huh? You ever wonder why that was?”

“Because you stole it!”

“Well you’d know all about that, wouldn’t you? Trying to take my merchandise without paying and all. Who’s the real thief here?”

“You!”
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No. 140764 ID: 11f77a
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140764

The drone is successfully summoned. Before long Cybil and Lemmy are safely dragged back to the sandy coast. Having used the last of its battery juice, the drone drops lifeless into the sand.

Cybil: Crap... I’ll have to pick that up later when I’m back into my suit. Don’t want to litter again--it’s how I got my beach police license suspended.

Drone Remote Controls Expended
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No. 140765 ID: 4481aa
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140765

>>140763

‘Bec slams a fist down on the countertop. This debate had already gone on too long for her liking. “You’re talking a lot of shit for a bitch with no proof. I don’t care what you think happened. For all I know, that wasn’t even yours to begin with, and you’re just trying to scam me.”

“Wh– You cannot be accusing me of pulling a scam when you literally–!”

“Of course not.” ‘Bec laughs at suggestion, clearly not taking it seriously. “I can’t back up a claim like that, so it’d be crazy of me to toss it out as an accusation.”

She leans in with a steady glare. “Crazy, right?”

Jynn stays silent, lacking a good retort despite knowing that ‘Bec was full of it. After a few seconds, ‘Bec leans back and sighs.

“Drop the goods and skedaddle. You’re scaring away the actual customers.”

In the end, Jynn decides to just ignore the debate altogether. She grunts, spinning on her heel and walking away, lightsaber in hand. “I’m not having this argument. This belongs to me, and I’m taking it back.”

‘Bec clicks her tongue. “I wouldn’t do that if I were you.”

Jynn pauses, tightening her grip on the weapon. “Is that a threat?”
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No. 140766 ID: 4481aa
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140766

“Nah, just a warning about this stall’s shoplifting policy. See, with prices this low, you must really be desperate if you can’t afford them. Needy people like you could use some charity...”

“What–?"

‘Bec grabs the Mystery Bomb she’d been keeping close, pulling the pin and chucking it at Jynn.

“Enjoy the complimentary gift!”
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No. 140767 ID: 4481aa
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140767

Jynn doesn’t hesitate, activating her lightsaber and holding it up to parry the attack. When the bomb is split in two, her eyes go wide.

“Wh– You’re using physical projectiles? That’s cheati–!”

BOOM!
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No. 140771 ID: 4481aa
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140771

Splitting the bomb hadn’t stopped its detonation. Luckily, despite the bang and smoke, Jynn wasn’t caught in a burst of heat. Had ‘Bec closely inspected the mysterious bomb she’d snatched near the fox, she would have found a small label engraved into its head describing its contents.

Solvent

When the smoke clears, Jynn is dripping with liquid and bereft of her swimsuit. She shrieks, taking far too long to put at least two of her arms over the important bits.

“Huh, was not expecting that…” ‘Bec mutters to herself

“I- Erk! What are you, some kind of venching pervert!?”

“...Eh, I can work with this.” ‘Bec shrugs, before putting some real smugness into her voice.“Well well well, looks to me like you’d be interested in our swimsuit catalog right about now. Real shame you used up all your charity. All items from this point are gonna be full-price for you.”
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No. 140773 ID: 9b127b
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140773

Aebin Nethaar: "Finally after many long years of study it is time to test this curious device! now to pick a target..."
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No. 140774 ID: 9b127b
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140774

Nethaar: "Ahh that odd fellow with more money than sense, he'll do, or rather his coins sack will do when I raise it from his grasp"

Nethaar pulls the trigger

SHOOOMP!
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No. 140775 ID: 9b127b
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140775

Nethaar "How vexxing, my target seems unaffected, perhaps the tool is defective..."
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No. 140777 ID: dc13c4
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140777

Gramlera: "Would you just put away that bag of money? I mean what are you even doing by just standing there and staring? You will be an easy target."

Worm Work: "I was just stupefied by all the insanity that is occurring at the beach. I mean look at all these characters they look different and exquisite, makes you want to just visit their worlds and learn more about them and you are correct I need to hide my money thank you for reminding me."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULeDlxa3gyc&ab_channel=ohnoitisnathan54
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No. 140778 ID: dc13c4
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140778

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eFBdG8qHWE&ab_channel=fyrTV
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No. 140779 ID: dc13c4
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140779

Gramlera: "You really sometimes freak me out, you crazy merchant guy."


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckZlj2p8W9M&ab_channel=DingalingProductions
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No. 140796 ID: ca2950
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140796

Keimi leaves the ring and demands Alex carry her piggyback, immediately wilting over his shoulders.

Alex: "What's wrong?"

Keimi: "I can't be snarky and aggressive for long, it wears me out."

Alex: "You looked like you were having fun, but I guess the new champ is actually a soft nerd."

Keimi: "Shut up and buy me ice cream. It's really hot here."
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No. 140825 ID: 918cdb
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140825

A new dawn rises on 'pon the shore,
yet many a child of war,
gets to rejoyce at it no more,
Lay'n they broken and beaten'pon the floor.

Will mothers tears so bitterly shed,
Enough to make the soil feel fed?
Will rulers balk and see their folly,
And turn half circle from their vileness truly?

Nay, mothers kneel, their mourning done,
And send to tyrants with hearts of stone,
More kin in hopes to serve the nation,
And soil drinks up in dark exultation.
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No. 140826 ID: 918cdb
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140826

Where one mountain calls for aid, another rushes to the sound of its clarion!

Come, dear brethren of Silverlock! Fight for our allies in their time of need!

Make the tyrant’s fortress crumble!

Make know him fear!

And make him (sigh) SUBMIT TO SUMMIT!
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No. 140827 ID: 918cdb
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140827

-No wonder they say not to fire from the hip, I lifted it to shoulder length and it’s much easier.

-Not now, Missy, I’m calling for supplies. And put that down! We are supposed to just bring them to the front, not use them, remember?

Yes? Hello?

Yes, we need the biggest waterproof tent you’ve got!



No, that’s too big!
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No. 140851 ID: dc13c4
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140851

As the war on the Beach Day continues to rage on all seems to progress normally in the favor of the sand castle rulers until....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hp9jbPfgE-o&ab_channel=DAPENGUIN10&loop=0
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No. 140852 ID: dc13c4
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140852

Far in the distance could be heard loud monkey screaming. The monkey was driving a flying ship like a maniac...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBBD0XDrKlI&ab_channel=aswer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PmEtJX3Els&ab_channel=SuperFlip
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No. 140854 ID: dc13c4
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140854

And hit directly the upper part of the fortress right where the name of it stood.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CFLFbvtb4M&ab_channel=MemeSoundFX
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No. 140855 ID: dc13c4
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140855

Bobbie the pirate princess "I told you that giving that demon the steering wheel was a bad idea. Also, didn't you tell me that you taught him to drive it in the first place?"

Abdle the crew's parrot "Yeah I did teach him to drive but I misunderstood his incoherent yelling as telling me that he understood my lessons."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwTTtc8a1ys&ab_channel=DAPENGUIN10
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No. 140856 ID: dc13c4
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140856

Bobbie the pirate princess "I just hope that nobody inside that sand castle didn't get hurt on inpact."

Abdle the crew's parrot "Well that would be the least of their problems, the guy who built that thing told me that it is powered by a nuclear reactor, and if it gets badly damaged it can release a huge explosion."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYb_2SWe2LQ&ab_channel=topmusic486
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No. 140857 ID: dc13c4
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140857

Bobbie the pirate princess "An explosion! Why would somebody put a nuclear engine in a freaking pirate ship! Are we all in danger of dying!"

Abdle the crew's parrot "It all depends if the engine is badly damaged and the size of the explosion. Worst case scenario everybody on this beach dies of horrible nuclear radiation or all the cloth disintegrates from the radiation which will turn this into a nudist beach."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zkt50z1b4So
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No. 140859 ID: dc13c4
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140859

Bobbie the pirate princess "Don't be ridiculous radiation can't melt solid clothing!"

Abdle the crew's parrot "Hey realism is not really the main concern for this celebration. If radiation here can destroy what you wear by the same logic sunscreen can deflect radiation."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGpLljWfoYI&ab_channel=Zeddwolff
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No. 140887 ID: 9b127b
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140887

>>140720
Trisha mutters more to herself then anything "wow, projecting much?"

Then she speaks to the audience "It looks like we have a winner! any one else want to test their skill against a might fighter and-"

>>140796

Trisha then notices Keimi leaving "Wait! you forgot your free T-Shirt! look we even have children's sizes!"

and then to the audience "Come and fight to win your own! or visit our sponsored ride "BIG SPLASH" to buy a stylish shirt for the low low price of 19.99$"
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No. 140888 ID: 9b127b
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140888

One of the many OWO wrestlers has taken over "Big Splash"

Plague "I can't believe they put me on T-Shirt duty, I'm way better than that no talent Tsuki... does anyone even want to ride this bikini consuming deathtrap? ugh."
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No. 140894 ID: ca2950
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140894

Keimi: "I don't need child's sizes, I need adult sizes. I have a driver's license! I can buy alcohol! I can... Alex. tell her I'm an adult!"

Alex: "Oh, she's an adult, because I'd be in jail if she wasn't."

Keimi: "AAAAAAH! Shut up!"

Alex: "She's actually older than me, so for a time, she was an adult and I was a mere child. I was underage for almost the entire time I've known her."

Keimi: "That's technically true, but you're only four months younger than me! Stop trying to make it sound bad!"

Alex: "You know I wont."
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No. 140900 ID: fb8a42
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140900

Samantha: If only I'd known that a trip to the beach made life so much easier for me.

Naomi: I'm so hot... this sun is putting me to sleep.

Samantha: I'll probably regret saying this, but maybe a novelty swimsuit would cool you down somehow. I don't want to write back to Minga telling them their local half-fox spirit got heatstroke.

Naomi: Too tired... no energy...
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No. 140938 ID: 44d5f6
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140938

>>140894
Trisha "Geeze so touchy lady! I know you're not a kid but I thought the child size would fit better, but you can have a real person sized shirt if you want..."
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No. 141573 ID: 75b262
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141573

>>140502

The tasty buune satisfies Dotti's delightful dinner dreams for a few delicious minutes, but the appearance of a big-boobed dragon reminds Dotti about other problems. She releases her hold on her prey to deal with their shared predicament.

"Stupid swimsuit," Dotti grumbles. "At least Roger knows that hunting is hazardous. Prey can get a lucky swipe in when you least expect it."

Luckily, there's a generous wolf waving T-shirts nearby.

"I'll take one!" Dotti shouts.
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