Enemy 2017/03/04(Sat)13:20 No. 784831 ID: f6ba27
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"Hello?"
"Hey Z." It's Meg. "You ready for this Gala shit tonight?"
"I'm stoked. Are you?"
"Born ready," Meg says. "Poly's been getting ready since like, 10 am. Did you know she's actually wearing a dress she already owns for this?"
"That's some bizarre form."
"Maybe she decided 500 billion dresses is enough."
"You got yours picked out?"
"Yep."
"Send a pic."
"It's a surprise," Meg says. "Limo's picking me up from HVAO and you from wherever at 4. So you got like 3 hours to make sure your pits don't stink."
"I will do the bare minimum."
"Good," Meg says. "Where are you right now?"

1]] At Poly's, actually.
2]] Hanging out with GG.
3]] SLS.
4]] At Krin's. You remember Krin, right?
5]] Out shopping for some last-minute gala stuff.
6]] On assignment as an advocate. I'll be done soon.
7]] _____________

2. Big Red didn't get much attention last thread.

Having sex with 2 in front of 4

>>784834
Sure, this sounds like something Krin would love.

>>784834
for the cuck!

>>784832
This.
Our Warrior needs some attention.

2 and 6 make TWO waifus happy.

Scream into the phone "AAA I'M AT THE SOUP STORE AAA", screw over anyone listening in.

If we pick 5, would we get a say in what Zack's wearing? I guess it's not like we'd get a paper doll or anything, so not much point.

7), combo of 4 and 1, at Poly's with Krin, on the pretense of practicing how Zack will behave at the gala (etiquette, presentation and so on) with Poly as his date and Krin as the stand-in audience. That would be a useful exercise and it'd mean Poly can help Zack get suited up. More importantly, it gets those two ladies together!

>>784834
This but also with Poly.

>>784834
Yes

>>784844
Why are you buying clothes at the soup store?

Oh, right, you were actually doing 6, advocate work.

>>784834
Sure.

Just 2. I don't think Krin is ready for the full Nguyen experience.

>>784831
1 is so stupid, why would we ask about poly when we are in her place. dont do 1
sls or advocate work, since we live there pretty much

>>784841
This.

4 meeting 1 for the first time

2 or >>784834

Enemy 2017/03/04(Sat)23:23 No. 785058 ID: f6ba27
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"I'm at GG's," you say. "Just got back from doing some Advocacy work."
"Still got all your limbs?"
"Both legs off below the knee. We match now."
"Righteous," Meg says. "What are you guys up to?"

You cram a third finger inside GG and feel her clamping down around you as another orgasm jerks her legs against their restraints.
"Hanging out," you say.
GG whimpers Garaktonnik into the floor. "Fuck me," she begs, once she remembers English. "Zack. Fuck me. Please please please please."

Enemy 2017/03/04(Sat)23:24 No. 785059 ID: f6ba27
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For someone who was bugging you so much to do a ride-along with two advocates, Krinstezj is not typing very much.

Wake up Zack, Meg's shaking you awake. You're going to be late for the Gala.

Suggestion 2017/03/04(Sat)23:35 No. 785062 ID: a54ec6

>>785058
Oblige the lady. Make sure krin gets the good reference angles.

Man how did we even talk them into this

Admit how much better at this I am than Warrior Solid Snake and I'll allow it

>>785063
>insecurity
She's tied up. And begging Zack to fuck her.

Give Krin something to type about and plow GG. Unless this actually is a dream after all.

>>785060
This.

It seems really out of character for GG to let the new girl see her horrible dark secret bondage thing so soon, so this is probably a dream.

>>785067
It's the only plausible explanation. I mean, why else is Carlson there too? That wasn't part of the contract, I think...

Enemy 2017/03/05(Sun)00:17 No. 785076 ID: f6ba27
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You push on GG's hip and she rolls over onto her back, spreading her calves to let you between them.
She's so wet she's making a little puddle on her bed.
"Isn't he fucking amazing?" she asks.
"Um." Krin stares at both of you. "He's-- yeah."
"Do you wanna switch off?"
"Um. Um. I'm ok."
"What's your full name again?"
"Me?" Krin leans over. "Um. Krinstezj. Krinstezj Sulesso."
"Zack trusts you and likes you so I trust you and like you," GG says. "But if you write about this--" She makes a little eep here as you push your crotch up against her thighs "--I'm gonna take your computer and shove it through your intestines."

"Should like I like." Krin is blushing tremendously. "Should I like go?"

>>785076
Not on our account.

Make up your mind, are you coming or going?

You'll have to take my word for it geeg, but she's turning a very attractive shade of red.

>>785076
"No, you should sit on GG's face. If GG's cool with that. GG, are you cool with that?"

If we're making her unhappy or uncomfortable, then by all means she's excused.
Otherwise, she's more than welcome to stay.

"Why? You haven't even had your turn yet. Are you not having fun?"

You have a beautiful Warrior... Bound, blindfolded and begging before you... And the best you can think of doing is leave? Look at her. She's totally at our mercy right now. You could do Anything to her.

Unless that is... You want a turn.

"Well, actually maybe her doing an investigative journalistic piece about underground warrior bdsm culture would be an interesting read as long as she never names names. What if you're not alone, GG? Hell, what if Big Boss likes being tied up like you do in a mad coincidence? What if he wants me to tie you both together in ropes and dangle you from the ceiling while you fuck?"

"I'd read 200 shades of red"

If you leave you don't get a turn

Your turn, Krin. Get to work on GG or I get out the spare rope.

>>785076
If you wanna be famous you gotta live the libertine life

Or do you just wanna stay...a nobody ;3

>>785076
"Oh, no. You should join in. Try putting something in her mouth; something you'll both enjoy..."

>>785076
dude, you're wanted here.
if you don't want to be here no one is stopping you, but you're welcome to stay.

Just sit back, relax, and enjoy watching what I'm going to do to you in a few minutes.

Bend down and kiss those breasts.

>>785076
>"Should like I like." Krin is blushing tremendously. "Should I like go?"
Only if you want to.

Enemy 2017/03/05(Sun)21:02 No. 785335 ID: f6ba27
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"Not on my account," you say. "Are you uncomfortable?"
"I didn't think-- like I didn't think that Warriors-- like--"
"Is it hot?" GG asks.
"What? Um. Um." Krin fidgets. She nods.
"She can't see you," you say. GG giggles. "She's nodding," you tell her.
"Then I want you to look. Like if you want to. Do you want to?"
Krin nods again. "Yes," she remembers to say.
"Because I want-- like because if other people think it's hot, then it's not-- it makes it feel like I'm not a, a freak. Does that make me a pervert?"
"Yup," you say.
"Shut up and f--"
Her U stutters then turns into a rising wail as you push inside her all the way to the base. Her toes curl back. "Oh my godddd"

Krin is turning almost as red as GG is.

It's your first time together since she broke your pelvis. You forgot what a Warrior feels like. Coming from the inviting squish of Poly and Sniper Bika, GG's sinewy physique is almost a little off-putting at first. But she's just as warm inside, and her butt is tight and springy. If Poly was made for grinding, GG was made for pounding. It's firmer inside. The little ridges of her muscles coil around you as her thighs squeeze. You pick up speed and listen to the percussive slap her taut skin makes on you. Your butt and ab muscles are developing a distinctly pleasant burn.
Is this how it feels to like exercise? you wonder, and then feel kind of dumb for thinking it.

Enemy 2017/03/05(Sun)21:03 No. 785336 ID: f6ba27
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"Zack the blindfold!" GG's voice pulls you back into the moment. "Your face! Please!"
You pull the blindfold off and the look of unadulterated joy on her face as her amber eyes meet yours makes you want more than anything to kiss her, but you can't reach. You stick your fingers in her mouth instead. She sucks on them like they're coated in honey.
"Zag! I gignt cum wig him!"
You take your fingers out of her mouth.
"I didn't cum with him with the Warrior!" Her voice is so heavy with urgent sensuality that her accent is back. Her voice jerks in time with the rhythm you're sharing. "I faked it! I just kept thinking about thiz and rope and you!"
You suddenly notice her eyes are glistening with tears. "Are you ok?"
"Hza I'm juzt zo I'm zo happy" She's kissing your thumb. "Boyfriend. Zack. My-- I fucking love you so-- fucking-- mmmmmm"
She has another orgasm, and her body locks up so hard that you pop right out of her.
One of the ropes around her arms snaps with a comical twang.
She twitches and shudders on the bed, trying to get her brain down from orbit.

Krin's eye is the size of a searchlight right now.

>>785336
Wait a beat, then look over to krin.
"Hey Krin, could you grab us some water? Thirsty work, this sex stuff."

Kiss GG. She is a sweet, loving girl who needs all the kisses.

>>785336
Kiss ze girl, tell her we love her, too, and engage snuggles.
Ask Krin how she's doing.

Kiss GG then ask Krin if she's going to just sit there or come finish the job because she owes you an orgasm from last time.

I love zhu too.
Wanma tie up a red occulot?

>>785336
"I love you, too, babe."
Kiss. Cuddle.
"You doing okay over there, Krin?"

"I love you, too, honey. Either of you girls hungry? Cause I make a mean sandwich!"

>>785336
she finds things hot that are taboo... huh
should try sticking a thumb in her but next time.

did we ever talk to poly about the whole making zack into a superhuman.

>>785350
This. And make out with her super hard between the reciprocation of I love yous and the suggestion of tying up Krin.

gg GG. No bully oculot.

How to not make this awkward? Try being casual.

>>785416
??

Nothing awkward here.

>>785416
Offer Krin a seat, and gesture to GG's face.

>>785336
Desregard krin a moment, obtain plush red lips for personal gain

>>785336
Big Boss isn't making you cum? The fuck?
Unacceptable.

>>785350
Yeah, Krin really should personally experience what the advocates go through. Tie her up.

Enemy 2017/03/06(Mon)20:48 No. 785623 ID: f6ba27
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You kiss her until she regains her senses and kisses you back.
"God dammit," she says. "That was so good. Oh god dammit the rope."
You're untying her. "They have anything sturdier out there?"
"I'll just like, knot it." GG wriggles her arms out. "Knots feel good anyway."
"This thing is gonna look like a climbing rope eventually."
"It better, slut." She whacks your butt. "Can you gimme a cig?"
You fish one out of her pants and drop it on her tummy.
"Thanks, boo." She finds her lighter. "You mind if I smoke, Krinstezj Sulesso?"
"Um no go for it."
You wander to the kitchenette to get some water, hampered a little by your boner, which is still annoyingly up. You wonder whether you should ask someone to help you out with that or pool your mojo reserves for the evening ahead.

GG lights up and takes a deep drag. "So." She exhales. "You think I'm hot, huh?"
Krinstezj's blush was just fading and now it crashes back onto her face.
"You're pretty cute too," GG says. "C'mere. I don't bite or nothing. That's Zack."
You fill a glass. "Only by request."
Krin haltingly transfers from her chair to the foot of the bed. "Hi," she mumbles.
GG grins. "Hi. You have a good time over there?"
Krin nods.
"Me too." GG sucks another lungful.
"What's so-- like what's the appeal in it?" Krin asks. "The like ropes?"
"Kinda hard to describe," GG says. "But I dig the pressure. It's like a little ropy hug. And it's nice to not have to work. And it drives Zack fuckin nuts." She winks at you. "He's down for a lot of stuff but you can tell he likes being a dom the most."
"So Solid Snake couldn't make you cum?" you ask.
"Yeah man I dunno," GG says. "He wasn't like doing anything wrong. I kind of wanted to stop fighting and let him take over and you don't do that. Maybe I'm just addicted to human dick. Or your dick. Or maybe S&M." She frowns a little. "That might be a problem."

1]] Whenever you need a fix you know I'm down.
2]] Have you thought about talking to him about it? Maybe he'd get it.
3]] You just need to find some open-minded partners. Krin's open-minded.
4]] Well if you want to feed your addiction, I'm still open for round 2.
5]] If you're that curious, Krin, I can give you a turn.
6]] This has been great but I have to go prepare for the Gala thing tonight.
7]] ____________

1, 6.
We've spread the love and now we've got work to do.
Let's leave Krin and Geeg to get "better acquainted."

>>785623
3,6, 7 : I would still like to meet him I haven't met many male visitors besides Bikas and anyone who looks like that should have a story or 2

7) "Maybe you'll have a better time when HE assaults your dad."

1 and 3. Also 6 because we got responsibilities.

>>785623
1, 3, 6, and 7 being the request to meet Big Boss in person, as stated above.

>>785623
666 my satan dudes. It's important we give Krin an intriguing look and then dismiss her. This is like the all important cliff-hanger at the end of an important chapter! Don't give it up right away, make her obsess over it!!

Zack N., make sure that you exaggerate the importance of your role at the gala.

Having trouble seeing the downside from where I'm standing.

I kinda want to use the 'still curious?' line on Krin.

5. Poor Krin needs to embrace her inner sex bomb more.

1, 3, 4, 5.

We have 3 hours. There is time for a fuck and then a shower and getting presentable.

5.

>>785629
lmfao, and they said humor wasn't our highest stat.

I still think we should get our nut. A couple hours of recovery will see us reenergized and ready for tonight. Ask Krin if she wants to help. Maybe we can tie GG back down and make her watch.

3, 4, 5 but you remember you have to get ready for the Gala and leave her tied up there alone with GG.

I'm feeling 1, 3, and 6.

One, three, and six. But like, six ironically.

1, 2, 3, 6, 7: maybe you could show her the ropes while I'm gone, GG. Ha ha, bondage humor.

Enemy 2017/03/08(Wed)10:40 No. 786031 ID: a523fb
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"Well if you ever need a fix you know how to find me," you say. "Or Poly. Or or other people who are open-minded. Krin's open-minded."
"I gathered," GG says.
"Anyway." You tuck yourself a little awkwardly back into your pants. "This has been great but I have a gala thing to prepare for tonight."
Krin's forehead crinkles. "You're, um, going?"
"Responsibilities of an advocate," you say. "You could stick around. GG could show you the ropes."
"Oh-- no no like if-- I should go too." Krin gets off the bed and packs her laptop into her bag. "I'll-- thank you guys for like, hanging out. Thanks, GG."
"No prob," GG says.
"I'll text you. Um either of you. OK bye."
Krin is out the door.

GG snorts. "That was kind of mean."
"She probably didn't mean it to be."
"Of you, dude." GG raises an eyebrow. "If you let the puppy follow you home you need to feed it."
"That is a really weird turn of phrase." You button your shirt. "And it's no offense to Krin or anything. I got places I gotta go."
"So get going." GG kisses your cheek. "And send me a pic of your suit."

Ambrose is leaning by the entrance to GG's tenement.
"These girls you keep finding, man." He grins. "Are you filling out a pokedex?"
"They have a way of finding me at this point. That's Krin. She's nice."
"That's good. She looked about as red as a tomato. Thought maybe you'd upset her."
You kind of helplessly half-shrug.
"Anyway." Ambrose gets off the wall. "Rella's got the car ready. You're the captain."
You can't help but notice his smile falters a little when he mentions her name. You remember the weird energy they had after that skating rink thing.

Cheer up bro(se), we'll see if we can't get some of that Zack mojo to rub off on you.

Let's go shopping for a fancy tux (rental)!

>>786031
Trouble in paradise, Ambrose? C'mere and tell uncle Zack all about it.

Ambrose. Buddy. You've got girl trouble.
Let an expert give you a few tips.
We have more than enough experience to qualify.

>>786032
>>786072

Ever get a gut feeling that you're totally misreading a situation? Ambrose might not actually be fraternizing with his coworker like we seem to think...

>>786072
>text Poly
>don't fuck Krin
What experience, m'8? Anyway, yeah, if Ambrose wanted to talk about it he would. And to be pragmatic, bodyguards and principals getting all buddy-buddy often doesn't work out.

But fuck it. Ask him if anything's up, let him decide how much he wants to share. He's the actual pro here.

>>786031
>>786095
Hmm, how about...
"Hey Ambrose, it's real-talk time. Are you and her really interested in each other or was my teasing way off base? You seem bummed and the terrible advice I give can either be flavored for romance or friendship."

>>786108
This.

>>786108
That's charming.

Sorry Krin. I tried.

>>786108
This. And why do I have a feeling we're fucking up with Krin? We should text her. Not to apologize or anything but just... I dunno, text her.

Are you two alright? You seem thick as thieves usually.

>>786153
She specifically said she'd do whatever for Zach to do that again, and Zach kinda reneged on that deal.

Why so worried about Krin? Yeah it was mean but sometimes mean is good. She'll be stuck thinking about it over and over. Next time we see her, maybe even tonight she's going to be feeling... adventurous.

>>786153
Oh hush, she'll be fine. Just call her up after the Gala, make sure she's aite. Not like we didn't offer to include her next time, right?

Enemy 2017/03/08(Wed)20:57 No. 786252 ID: f6ba27
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"Hey Ambrose," you say. "Is it real talk time?"
Ambrose grimaces. "Is it?"
"I think it's real talk time. Are you and Rella into each other, or is my teasing way off base? Because I'm willing to give you terrible advice no matter what."
Ambrose shakes his head. "Man it's dumb. Kind of. I guess she kind of got pissed at me for leaving her on the ice but she knows I was doing my job so she's not really-- like that's the thing. We're coworkers and we have to be focused on you and the job. It wouldn't be a good idea."
"But you're into her."
"I'm trying not to be, man. Really hard." He gives you a rueful smile and detaches from the wall. "C'mon. We're burning daylight. Where you headed?"

>>786252
"To the gala, but man I'm just saying. Workplace romance is underrated, look how I'm doing."

You need to shower and change.

We're here for you, bro. Whatever you need, we got. Just ask.

>>786257
Also this.

>>786253
>>786257
>>786260
All of this. And also...

Yeah, doing your job right is definitely important. So too are the connections in your life. It sucks to sacrifice one for the other. If you gotta, you gotta, but I'm an optimist--I think you can do both. Whatever you choose, I got your back, brother.

Take me home, m8. I gotta shower and eat.

>>786287
Home. Gotta get ready for the thing.
Have they considered counseling? Or something?

I just want to say I trust you to get in each others pants and keep your heads on your shoulders, Brose, if that means anything.

Going against the grain and suggesting we go to Poly's. She'll know how to prepare better than we do.

>>786252
Home is SLS, so let's go there. Maybe Ambrose should try talking to Poly about his troubles. She has a few more centuries worth of experience than Zack.

You're going to Poly's, she helped you pick out your outfit. By which you mean she picked out your outfit. Also you can shower there and collect all your last-minute gala tips before the actual last minute.

It's time for another episode of Lessons in Sobriety in High Society with Poly!

>>786252
To Poly's. She could help both of these sorry sods.

Enemy 2017/03/09(Thu)21:40 No. 786414 ID: f6ba27
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"I just want to say that I trust you to keep your heads on your shoulders if you get in each other's pants," you say. "If that means anything."
"Gross, dude," Ambrose says. "But like. That does kind of mean something."
"You're bodyguarding for the Earth's premier interdimensional gigolo, Brose. I'm not sure what you expect." You follow him to the car. "Let's hit up SLS so I can get all prettied up for the party."


You're toweling off when Bika bursts into the bathroom.
"ZACK HOLY SHIT," she says.
"I COULD HAVE BEEN POOPING," you say.
"Look!" Bika holds her phone up. "This is awful!"

You take the phone from her and try to hold your towel up with one hand.
Sniper Bika is on the front page of reddit.com.

Enemy 2017/03/09(Thu)21:41 No. 786415 ID: f6ba27
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The post is called A Skut ice skating at Rinx at Port Jefferson. It's number 6 on r/all.
You go to the comments.

[–]i_main_gonjo 1845 points an hour ago*
Today for the very first time I looked at a skut and said to myself, "I would fuck that skut."
Does that make me weird?

edit: apparently not lol

edit 2: Not the post I thought would be my first gold but I'll take it.

[–]Belingo [score hidden] 47 minutes ago
After seeing this I'm suddenly starting to realize Zack Nguyen might have a point.

[–]Roller_Stroller [score hidden] an hour ago
The US Government is hiring sexy Visitors and trying to turn everyone into furries. In five years when baby humans are running around with four eyeballs you will see I waas right.

[–]parenthet 483 points an hour ago
TIL nobody on Reddit should own a dog or they'll try to smash

"Go to Buzzfeed," Bika says.
"Do I have to?" You type the URL.
The photo is on the front page.
Who is Skut Bae? the title announces.
You blink in disbelief. "Skut Bae?"
"I did NOT ask for this kind of attention. Especially not on my fucking sniper. Shit shit. I'm fucking trending on Twitter." Bika Prime is on the verge of hyperventilation. "What do I do?"

>>786415
There is in fact an easy solution to this:
Extensive surgery and hair dye

>>786415

Check 4chan boards pertinent to visitors right now LMAO

Do not attempt to conceal the pictures or articles, as this will likely draw MORE attention to them. Turn sniper bika into a model and activist, then aggressively train more sniperinos. Choose unassuming and unattractive ones for future spec ops skuts!!

Bika, calm down. There's an answer for this.
Keep your sniper out of the public eye.
Shouldn't be that hard, considering she's a SNIPER.
In a month or two this'll have all blown over.
It's the internet. It has the collective attention span of a rodent.

Alright. First things first, this probably isn't a huge deal and is just a picture of a sexy Skut people are freaking out about. Worst case scenario this Bika becomes well-known enough that they have to stay out of the public eye or become a public figure/advocate. We can handle that after the Gala.

We might also want to ask if she has any input on what we should say if it somehow comes up in the interview at the Gala...

Also, we need to learn more of the current reactions in visitor-related subreddits. Check out the current hot posts on /r/conspiracy and /r/SkutSluts.

"Let's start by not panicking. If we try to cover this up it will only draw all the wrong kind of attention. We're going to need some mild hair dye and some binding bands."

>>786414
>>786415
Huh.
Well, that's one way to turn people to the pro-Visitor side.
I guess we should apologize. It was our idea to go skating. Thankfully nobody knows who Sniper Bika is, so it should be pretty easy to just hunker down and wait for the internet to lose interest.
It really depends on what Bika wants to do. Zack knows all about what she's going through, so he's more than capable of supporting her.

Does it matter that they know your face if they never see you coming?

Relax, trying to cover this up just leads to the Streisand Effect. Disguise the sniper and find another drone with nice tits to walk around.

Also visit /r/CumSkuts.

>>786415
start laughing, because it is legitimately funny,

is this really a huge issue though? not saying it isn't, just not sure if it is actually bad. most people wouldn't be able to tell multiple skuts apart, I can't make out any of her scars in the picture except her neck so a scarf? and worst comes to worst she can rotate out her skuts... or are certain skills not transferable to other bodies and she doesn't have any suitable replacements?
or she just excited she is internet famous and concerned that her sniper can't do high profile hits anymore since she is going to be her new face?

Relax relax, the internet has cycles just like news. If sniper lays low for long enough it'll blow over. I mean, is there realistically anyone who can actually trace sniper Bika here? Is there anybody who knows the first thing about this particular skut body?

There is nothing you Can do. Once the internet has you, it has you. Luckily today it is on your side. Don't fight it, it'll only turn against you.

If you want to maintain a little privacy, scour all your internet accounts and remove anything connecting you to this image. Do that right now.

Other than that, either stay quiet about it and let it blow over, or try to have fun with it.

Though... All things considered this is a good thing. If this becomes a trend, humans could go from tolerating visitors to accepting them in years instead of decades.

Actually... I have an interview coming up after the Gala. It's really important and I would love for you to join me in it. You could bring Skut Bae.

Remember that bika is panicking over this, meaning this presumably has deeper connotations than "oh god they see my tits" especially coming right off her thing about only rarely feeling extreme emotion like this

Ask her why the panic

>>786415
"Uh, retire her into a cam girl? I'm honestly not sure what kind of advice you need, here."

What do you do strategically? First of all, calm down. Sniper Bika is now Internet Famous Bika. Figure out how to turn that into an asset. Start by giving her a reasonably unique pseudonym, to obfuscate the whole 'hive mind' thing. Maybe set up a webcam and a Youtube channel, do some 30-second ads for SLS, starring GG and Internet Famous Bika as elite food delivery agents. Some sort of buddy-cop dynamic? I dunno. Prepare for a surge of additional customers, regardless.

Longer term, experiment with what combination of disassembly and repackaging most efficiently makes a rifle look like food which is being delivered, so you can do hide-in-plain-sight covert ops that way, and schedule additional training for your second-string sniper.

And on the Youtube page, spin a story about how she was enslaved and whipped between rapes until she snapped and turned her captor's eye socket to mush. All because she had the biggest rack in the county. She's moved to Earth because even they tolerate Skuts better than Golboria tolerates rape victims. Make her act like her rack is some fat slab of meat that aches for a self-massage whenever she gets tired.

Then make gun videos. Instant popularity.

>>786415
Bika, calm down. That's only one of your bodies. They don't know who you are, and you are already good at hiding. Also if you wanted you could turn your sniper into a martyr. If she got killed or even beaten up by some racist humans while the internet is still obsessing over her, it would really light a fire. Might even work if it was due to a skut territorial conflict but that's riskier and might shine too much of a spotlight on skut crimes.

>>786415
>"What do I do?"
"Uhh...be happy that they like you? I don't actually know."

>>786437
>Actually... I have an interview coming up after the Gala. It's really important and I would love for you to join me in it. You could bring Skut Bae.
Bad idea. He would need to bring 3 or 4 Bikas and, like Carlson said earlier, unless you get invited, tickets to this Gala are expensive and I don't think Zack or Bika could afford the tickets necessary to invite enough Bikas!

Besides, didn't we already agree to bring all of the girls to the interview after the Gala?

>>786415
ok, that's not actually that bad. human's ethics go through their genitals after all.

>>786462
I wasnt suggesting to bring her too the gala, and who we bring to the interview is still up in the air. Im not sure if we discussed it with bika yet.

Ok, first, give her a hug. Big strong human comfort embrace, go.

Then tell her something like "If it helps, this is the internet and I'm pretty sure people have been passing around pictures and videos of attractive skuts for years. This is just more in the public sphere, and that's probably because it's a nice shot. Like, it's not the sneak creeper booty angle things like this probably usually are, this actually emphasizes the like, grace and beauty, with the skating. I mean, among other things, of course. You're beautiful, is my point, and at least that's good for the skut image in general. Let's calm down and organize our thoughts. Your mind has probably already accelerated ahead of mine, so how about you list the consequences you're worried about, and we can examine them individually?"

Also, at some point ask something like "I thought you normally kept this body out of public view anyway?"

>>786434

Don't laugh at or around people who are worried about something.

Discreetly pull up /trash/. See if anyone has drawn porn yet.

Promote her to 'internet famous face'? You'd need to train a new sniper, but there are probably some useful ways to leverage her into visitor rights, if you wanna do that.

Look for photoshop battles of Bika. Begin formulating a new line of SLS (Skate Luck Skut) merchandise in your head.

On reflection, she might be worried about how well she could hide the skut hive mind thing if there was any media attention on an individual one of her bodies. There's too many ways she could accidentally give things away, or at least be suspected enough of giving things away to get in trouble. Plus it would draw attention that skut's "family" and scrutiny on their behavior, and Bika does some shady things, at least in relation to other skuts. So capitalizing on the fame is probably not something she'd be willing to do.

Though, that raises another issue, that we might be asked about our skut girlfriend in the interview (or maybe even at the gala?). We'd need to figure out how we'll present things to make it seem like Zack doesn't know the hive mind thing, and we should talk to Bika about how she's theoretically bamboozled us. I was thinking maybe we'd claim that skuts have an extreme ideal of sharing in their culture, among their "clans", so that they literally hold everything in common, from land to clothes to food to relationships. Aside from including relationships it wouldn't be actually that far off from some human cultures (I think in new guinea there are some tribes that had problems not being able to interface properly with the idea of individuals not sharing everything), so we could have Zack claim that while skuts recognize what other races do, the idea of an individual skut holding anything private doesn't work at all for them. That'd fit close enough with observable behaviour to be believable and people who actually know the secret could think Zack's just been fed that idea himself.

This is a good thing! It's humans talking positively about Visitors, hell it's humans admitting finding Visitors, SKUTS, attractive!
This is a big step towards improving human/visitor relations.
Honestly in retrospect sexy diplomacy with humans is pretty obvious.

I like seeing all these optimistic reactions, let's just be sure that Zach gives an appropriately sensitive and compassionate response. No matter how much we can interpret this in a positive light, Bika is still understandably upset and in need of hugs and love.

I was pretty sure we already decided that carlson and poly were defiantly coming to the interview maybe meg because she works as a spy and can help us keep our lies straight.
most of agreed bika is a must not because she needs like 12 of here around just to function, and that raises concerns and could let the hive mind slip just keep bika away from glaring public media events. G.G. we didnt want to take because these would be personal questions designed to tick someone off and while G.G. is awesome at maintaining her cool we really shouldn't put her through that because i doubt she would enjoy it.

>>786415
Hug her.

Accidentally drop your towel and be completely naked when you kneel down to hug her.

Hey, I'm sorry this is happening in a way that isn't going exactly the way we want... but this is a good thing, right? Bringing the species together? We can focus on the silver lining on this, how to spin this right. I'll do everything I can to help.

Comfort her and tell her that we'll help her figure it out.

Enemy 2017/03/13(Mon)22:30 No. 787226 ID: f6ba27
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"Uh. Bika." You lower the phone and pick your words carefully. "I know this isn't exactly what you wanted but I think it could be really good."
"How???"
"I mean look at the comments. They like you."
She takes the phone back and stares at it, brow knit. "Well but what does-- what does 'bae' mean?"
"Bae?"
"Skut Bae. What's a bae."
"It's like... babe. Cutie."
"It-- really?"
"What did you think it meant?"
"I don't know." She squints. "'Fuck the acid body fluids, I'm going in wish me luck boys?' That's not-- it's not even acid." She scrolls down through the comments. Her eyes widen. "Holy guacamole."
"If you just keep her out of the limelight, I think the internet will eventually move on. It's like that."
"No no I think I get it." She's rubbing her ear. "I think-- we can use this. I can make a new sniper. But this..."
She looks up from the phone. "I should do something with this, right?"
"Maybe."
"What do I do?" she asks.

Let's see. Popular on Reddit, a great rack, really good at video games?

Sniper Bika should totally become a twitch streamer.

You need to make a reddit account.

You need to start /r/CumSkuts.

Be the change you want to see in the world.

>>787227
Ha... it could work.

>>787226
This is a start, it's attention. You have a wide audience now, and that means you can give skuts positive media attention. Something people can relate to, something they can like and be attracted to.

Whatever she wants!
Ignore it, start a blog, make videos, do the reddit thing, whatever.
It's her choice.

>>787228
Do a sliiiightly more tasteful name than that. But make it a punny one!

But yea. Social media, twitch account / vlog. Something to spread understanding and the message!

>>787227
>>787228
Do it. Sniper Bika can become the next Kim Kardashian. Start publicizing shamelessly.

>>787230
Not really helpful when someone is asking for your input tbh



Also, "not even acid"? Does she mean her vagina specifically isn't acidic or is this another case like the oculot fireballs where it's more complicated than the rumors?

>>787233
>Do it. Sniper Bika can become the next Kim Kardashian.
Does this mean Bika has to give her sniper body a gigantic ass? Because I really don't think that'll help.

>>787234
>has to give her sniper body a gigantic ass
>>/questarch/781088

Definitely get on social media.
Start a blog. Blow up #skut.
Maybe start a YouTube channel.
Start educating the public.
Teach them about the skut.
Spread the message.

>>787227
Holy crap, we're looking at Skut D'va. Well, more like Skut Legion, but still. Do it. Context-wise, we need some kind of backstory for all those scars.

For extra ambiguity, we could get Bika's next sniper to do team attacks for Sniper Bika as the Discreet Dwarf Dame (or Triple-D's), who is basically publicized as some mysterious gamer who creates new profiles just to work with Sniper Bika for a few rounds then never plays on that account again.

>>787237
Strangely, educating the public about skuts is one of the worst possible things we could do, because their true nature is a big secret.

We could lie, I suppose. Explain skut grouping behavior as a sort of species-wide separation anxiety disorder-- that skuts can't function very well when separated from other skuts because of the emotional stress that brings. That might maybe cause hateful humans to purposefully isolate skuts but that's hardly as bad as killing the bodies because they found out they're expendable.

Bika is going to have to have answers ready for questions if she has Sniper Bika in any sort of public role, so maybe it's time to think up a believable explanation for skut behavior that isn't the truth.

It could be done without the big reveal. Not just Skuts, but alien culture, cuisine, etc. Cultural ambassador type, in general.

Actually, since Bika Prime was hanging off of Zack's arm that whole time (that's what girlfriend's do, right?), we could make the story that Sniper Bika/Skut Bae is Bika Prime's older sister that fought in the war, which'll explain why she's covered in scars.

Now we just need to give her a name since Prime is gonna be Bika.

Enemy 2017/03/14(Tue)00:13 No. 787252 ID: f6ba27
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"What if-- hear me out here-- what if you got a twitch."
Bika's ear twitches. "A twitch."
"Like the thing where you stream games and like chat?"
"No I know Twitch," Bika says. "But-- huh."
"You could start a whole social media thing," you say. "Like a youtube channel, a twitter..."
"And a twitch," Bika says. "Hmmmmmm. I'd need a mic. And a camera and stuff. And to figure out how to do the dang recording the thing thing."
"I could help," you say.
"Would I need to flash my boobies?" Bika asks.
"Nobody actually flashes their boobies," you say. "It's the idea of the boobies that counts."
"Is it really really weird that I'm actually considering this?"
"Nope. I'm just a genius."
"A twitch!" Bika says a twitch like how you imagine Ben Franklin said a kite. "That's-- the more I think about it the more it turns from a crazy idea into an actually kind of smart idea."
"Do you want to go to like Best Buy or something right now? Get a mic and stuff?"
"I-- well. Not now. You have a limo to catch." Bika's tail is wagging a little. "We'll see."

Enemy 2017/03/14(Tue)00:15 No. 787254 ID: f6ba27
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You're walking out to the limo as the sun dips behind the tombstone rows of the Village. It's getting earlier and earlier, you note.
The limo door opens and you do a double-take.
"Meg? Is that-- you?"
"Not my fucking idea," Meg says. "For the gala the collective decided I needed to be more charismatic."
Her brand new face has a very un-charismatic look on it.
"It's all holographic shit so I can turn it off until we get to the party," Meg says. "But then I need to turn it on. Just showing you from the jump so you don't freak out."

>>787254
>the collective
But she's AWOL...?

>>787255
She's not AWOL, she's a double agent now. You need to be part of both organizations to be a double agent.

Tell her you think the face is actually kind of nice. Ask her what a smile on it looks like.

well, you make it look good.

>>787258
No, she was doing the double agent thing by using a backdoor into the floater database despite not talking to them anymore.

IDK how we'd bring this up since it's a super duper secret and shouldn't be spoken of out loud. Maybe the face thing is just an act, to make the HVAO think she's still getting orders from the collective?

>>787254
"Did they also think your boobs needed to be bigger again? Because they look bigger.....again."

>>787254
Well, she makes it work all the same.
TO THE GALA!

>>787263
Actually, they look saggy to me. Ew.

"Meg, please tell me you're wearing SOME cloth under that hologram."

>>787247
I vote we name her snika

>>787254
"you look beautiful, but why do you look so angry?, did something happen?

It's not permanent, is it?

>>787283
She's irritated about the face.

Compliment her on the dress, it's fuckin' hot.

>>787254
You look stunning.

>>787247
Nah, don't say she fought in the war. First of all, thats still a touchy subject for a lot of people. Second, that puts a stake in the ground about her age that doesn't need to be there. Let all the viewers imagine she is whatever age is hottest. If asked, just go with "growing up skut can be rough."

>>787254
Put a fucking shirt on, Meg.

>>787324

Don't say that. You could say something like, "You look fantastic, but I prefer the real you, with no gimmicks. What exactly is it doing, and how?"

>>787254
Is it just me, or does Meg a bit....chunkier? Especially around the waist and butt?

>>787329
Her TnA quotient has skyrocketed.
I'm beginning to think that the Collective is just a bunch of perverts.

"The collective's research approach must be... fascinating"

>>787263
Real classy. No.

It's all holographic? Even the hair, and that Betty Boop curl? (Whataboutthedress)

Please tell me you can do ASCII faces on it.

Rocking the Jenny look there, Meg.

>>787254
"If you could convince the Collective to give you full control over what's broadcast over your face it could be a cool way to express yourself. Like a tattoo you can change to match your mood. You could be a real trend setter."

>>787330
I don't know about that. Meg's had a pretty curvy bod for a while now.
>>/questarch/767347
She's just never worn something that showed it off like this does.

>>787247
using the war to justify the scars when a basic fact check makes their life span less than that for an individual body. also it would just inflame certain individuals.
best thing we can say is that she is the skut that goes out into human society to get the things the skut can't get themselves "this scar is from when I was almost run over by a Cadillac while the passengers barked at me, this scar is from when a 9 year old human thought it would be funny to lasso a skut and attempt to hog tie me with fishing line, etc, etc.
we get to play up the sympathy card, as well as show a personality that doesn't hate humans despite many hardships.
its a straight up lie and propaganda, but if played right would shift things dramatically in zach and bika's favor, if asked why she didn't go to the police she can report with the truth that the police are just as likely to kick her as a random pedestrian.

Why does she have to listen to them? They aren't the ones out in the trenches, so to speak.

Anyway, we'll see if anybody can pry their eyes away from your dress first.

Enemy 2017/03/14(Tue)20:48 No. 787409 ID: f6ba27
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"You look amazing, Meg."
"I do?" Meg turns back to the limo and appraises her reflection in the window.
"I think you really make it work. We'll see if anyone can pry their eyes away from the dress first."
"Shut up." She smiles despite herself. It's a lot more noticeable now. "The dress I'm into. Anyway get in here. They charge by the hour."
You scoot over and Meg slides in beside you. The slit of her dress hangs open, curtaining a swoop of dark thigh.
"We're good to go," Meg tells the driver's sunglassed reflection in the rearview. He nods and starts the car. The partition slides up snugly.

"Did they add anything other than your face?" you ask.
"Like what?"
"You look a little more--" You make an hourglass shape in the air. Meg's new smile grows.
"Nope," she says. "That's just the dress doing what it's supposed to."
"Is it-- I'm assuming your face is a hologram right now?"
She nods.
"Is the dress?"
"You wanna check?" she asks, conspiratorially.
She folds her hand around yours and guides it into her lap.
You're almost surprised when your palm touches silk.
"Get your head out of the gutter, Zack." Meg is grinning impishly. You have to admit this new hologram is doing a lot more to show her emotion than her monotone does.
"Why do you have to listen to the collective, anyway?" you ask. "They're not the ones out in the trenches."
"An order's an order," Meg says.
"But I thought you--"
Meg puts a finger to her lips. "I'm warming up to it anyway. If I'd known you were this into holograms I'd have worn a fake dress too."
"That would be a little dangerous."
"This one is a little dangerous too. I kind of like dangerous." She turns her shhh gesture into something a little more suggestive. "Yknow Z. It might not be a hologram, but it's not like it's covering my mouth."

>>787409
Yeah you didn't forget her promise.

>>787409
KISS HER, YOU FOOL
Kiss ze girl.
Start smoochin'.
Snog.

>>787419
Remember what she said last thread?
She's not looking to kiss.

>>787409
well its not like my mouth is covered either *wink wink*

>>787420
Right!
Kiss, then do the naughty!

We really need to figure out what's going on with Meg and the rest of the floaters before we get down to any funny business.
Get your phone out and do the text on-screen thing you did the first time she told you about her Electric Sheep ways.
If memory serves she also said she wouldn't lie or keep things from you during that meeting.

Are you inviting me into your emergency induction port?

>>787409
Immediately unzip pants.

Kiss first. Whatever you do, keep it professional for the sake of your clothes.

Ok, there was a timeskip after the last thread, so it'd be nice to know if you did actually get together with Meg and tell her All That Important Shit in the intervening time.

>>787454
Well, she lacks a gag reflex, so... we actually might not have to worry about cleaning up. Watch out for your pants though, Zack.

>>787425
This.

Now now, you're going to a gala, you'll be talking to people all evening. I'm not sure what Meg's experience of smell is exactly but I'm sure she doesn't want to be blowing dickbreath at people.

Now, Zack using his mouth would be fine, since Meg's more fragrant.

(Hmm. It occurs to me that humans could be disturbed by the floater collective altering Meg's appearance to make her more attractive, given the history of human issues with appearance and attitudes towards women and et cetera. It could be presented as a more thorough form of make-up, and alteration of one's body for specific purposes being a Floater cultural thing, but it's something to be aware of and look out for. Maybe discuss that with Meg (later). Concern with presentation and PR is why we're going to this shindig, after all!)

I don't want to accidentally get jizz on your dress, Meg!

Now if you took it off...

>>787541
...She wouldn't have time to put it back on!

Believe me, she can can swallow! In fact, what you really have to worry about is her swallowing the entire dick.

Guys, save it for after the super important political hobnob
Dont go in smelling of scandal

Even if we're careful, people would smell it. Maybe later?

Do it, 69 in the backseat. Stop for tictacs or whatever if you're worried about breath.

>>787566
That's literally exactly how we should go in.

Enemy 2017/03/15(Wed)20:03 No. 787693 ID: f6ba27
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You lean over and kiss her.
Her lips buzz against yours, making your face tingle. It's like putting your mouth to a tv screen, if the tv screen in question had a tongue and was really horny.
The instant reaction in your pants reminds you that you are too.
"Remember what you said in the shower?" you ask.
Meg reaches down and unbuttons your pants by way of response.
Her fingers dig into your dress shirt as she lowers herself down your body to the spacious floor of the limo.
She undoes the zipper with her mouth, just like Poly taught her. Her hands are shaking with anticipation as they pull your boxers open.
"Hi," she says to your dick.
"Hi," you say.
"You really like this dress, huh." She brushes her silk-clad stomach across your crotch. You shiver.
"It's gorgeous."
"Keep going," Meg says. She sinks further, until her chest is pushed against you.
"Uhhhh it matches your eyes."
"Mhmm." Meg puts a hand on each breast and pushes them together as she rises back up a little, tracing the head along the curve of her cleavage.
"Holy shit," you say.
"Keep going," Meg prompts.
"Uh uh it makes your ass look incredible," you say. "Really really incredible."
"Just my ass?" Meg lowers herself again, and this time you're snugly between her breasts. They squish around you like memory foam.
"No no all of you"
Meg kisses the tip. "Yeah?" The fizz from her lips nearly makes you go cross-eyed.
"And I really really don't want to get it dirty," you say. "Because that would be a huge problem."
"I won't spill a drop," Meg says, which only exacerbates the issue. "You wanna see something cool?"
"Cooler than this?"
She giggles and then turns around. "Okay. I tried this one on Bika. Check it out."

Enemy 2017/03/15(Wed)20:03 No. 787694 ID: f6ba27
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She fires her thrusters and flips all the way upside down.
"What--" you say, then she buries you in her throat.
You make a noise that's half laugh and half grunt.
"What the fuck, M--"
She plants a hand on the back of your neck and buries your face in her boobs.
Poly still takes the crown handily, but you have to give it to Meg for Most Improved. The uncertainty of last time is gone. So is the hastiness. After that crazy first plunge she's taking her time, only letting you in a few inches at the furthest. She is doing a whole lot with her tongue, and she's making sure you feel all of it. It's not exactly an angle you're used to.
This would be insanely weird if it didn't feel amazing.
A droplet of sweet-scented saliva drips down the underside of your penis and its passage is beautiful agony. You have a fierce urge to take her head and push it all the way down. You try to distract your hands by squeezing her uncovered back instead. You leave fingerprints in her stress-ball skin.

It takes sixteen seconds for you to start bumping up against your limit, which you know exactly because you've been counting to try to last longer. The force of this morning with GG and Krin has your resolve weakened and your tank very full. You are gonna cum way way too soon.

1]] Ask for a thirty second time-out while you regain your composure.
2]] Ask to stop. Getting spunk on anything would be a really really bad idea.
3]] Give in.
4]] ________________

3.
Give in to our cybernetic goddess.

"not a drop"

>>787694
3

3. Birdy wants some seed.

Give her a warning.

Don't be a jerk. Give her some warning. Not that I doubt she can take it easily. Won't be very much anyway.

Warn her. I'm torn between saying "Initiate Hoover mode" and "Yamato Cannon FIRE!"

Enemy 2017/03/15(Wed)22:06 No. 787726 ID: f6ba27
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"Meg," you gasp. "Every last drop"
She mmmms in anticipation.
The vibration from it does it.

You force her head all the way down and explode down her throat, pulling on her pigtail to keep tethered to this dimension.
You feel her neck spasm, then tighten as she swallows, and swallows again, and keeps swallowing. She vocalizes her satisfaction in a low purr as she drinks her fill.
You were pretty backed up.

Enemy 2017/03/15(Wed)22:06 No. 787727 ID: f6ba27
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She turns back over in air with the grace of a feather.
She sloshes your jizz around in her mouth like a sommelier, then swallows one last time.
"Fresh linen," she says.
"That's the best review anyone's given of cum," you say.
Meg licks her lips. "I requested an affinity for saltiness." She blinks. "That's not weird, right?"
"Only as weird as what just happened," you say. "Which was amazing. I--"

Enemy 2017/03/15(Wed)22:07 No. 787728 ID: f6ba27
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That's when you notice something, on the middle strap of her dress.

A spot no bigger than a pinky nail, but a spot that is very very visible.

Enemy 2017/03/15(Wed)22:07 No. 787729 ID: f6ba27
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Of precum.

>>787729
Ok. Let's get on with whatever gala thing we were doing.

oh nooooo

>>787694
give in, its what she wants

>>787728
Meg you need to put some soda water on that.

>>787733
If this is actually enough of an issue to go out of our way over, might as well get Meg some breath mints or whatever, if the limo doesn't already conveniently have complimentary mints.

>>787728
point out her failure and as recompense demand you get to play DOOM on her ass later

Speedstick that.

The best thing for that would be lemon juice and cold water, but seeing as neither of those things are currently available it might be best to explore other options.
If there was time for a pit stop, you could just grab a Speedstick or something. If Meg doesn't mind being a little gross she could just finish the job and suck it up.
Whatever the approach it's best not to panic.

>>787729
Oh shiddd

>>787729
Oh hecks lets not be stupid here and assume that megs not about to be scrutinized by a extremely observant journalist in a moment, and that she wont catch the semen scented breath and splatter

lmao OH NOOOOO!

Let it dry and crust, then scrape the crust off. It'll be fine.

Oh shit.
Okay.
We need to get that cleaned up pronto.

And it's exactly where everyone's going to be looking. Well, first, alert the lady. That's just manners.

Second... this is why you should carry an emergency corsage. Fasten a little something right there, could look great. Tell your driver you "forgot" an accessory and ask if there are any flower shops on the way to the gala. Or maybe the limo company is foresighted enough to provide?

>>787729
1. precum surprisingly has very little actual sperm.
2. clean it before it dries or it'll stain

Tell the lady there has been an error.

WE FUCKED UP
SHIT
WE FUCKED IT UP

wait
lets inform her of the small stain and express our concern. It's very likely that she will say that we are overreacting but we will go on to explain that SOMEONE is bound to notice it and know EXACTLY what it is because that would be just our fucking luck.
Suggest we get some soda-whatever on that before anyone sees.

Let It Dry.

Seriously, why are you all panicking so much? There are traces of dead skin cells throughout the gala, some of which may involve sexual fluids. Just microwave the sucker, Meg is heavily resistant to radiation poisoning.

Enemy 2017/03/18(Sat)21:37 No. 788674 ID: aba65e
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"Um. Meg." You point. "There has been a logistical error."
She follows your finger. "Son of a fuck," she says.

"Ok ok do you have any speed stick?"
"What's a speed stick?"
"Maybe we need to visit a Duane Reed."
"This is cum," she says. "It's cum, right?" She tries to get a better look at it. "Fuck."
"WAIT." You're scrolling through your phone. "Wait. Do we have soda water?"
"Do we-- why would-- oh duh wait."
Meg crawls over to the partition and knocks on it. It lowers.
"Soda water?" she says.
"Minibar." The driver looks back with mirrored shades. "Middle seat on the left. Little accident?"
"Keep your eyes on the road, Sparky." Meg points up and the driver raises the partition.
"Meg," you admonish.
"Oh he knows what we did. I asked him if it was ok before you showed up."
"Meggg!"
"Minibar!"
You taste the various clear liquids until you find seltzer water, and underhand it to Meg.
She applies it liberally to her boobs and starts rubbing frantically.

Enemy 2017/03/18(Sat)21:37 No. 788675 ID: aba65e
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You're looking through the Minibar for napkins when you hear her breath heaving.
Your attention darts back, primed to deal with a crying girlfriend; but Meg is giggling like crazy.
"We are going to the MOMA gala," she gasps, "and my tits are covered in jizz and Canada Dry."
You're cracking up too now. "Keep rubbing!"
"I am!" She is. "Is it-- how does it look?"
You squint at her dress.
"The face you are making at my tits right now."
"Shut up. I think. I think it's ok."
"I'm just-- oh my god." She coughs with laughter and clings to the seat. "Let me air this out."
You shake your head at your cackling Floater girlfriend and find the napkins.
This Minibar is pretty stocked.

Do you partake?
1]] Hell yeah! Social lubricant!
2]] In moderation.
3]] In very very conservative moderation.
4]] No.

And here's a question, Zack. Are you and Meg going to brave the red carpet?
A]] Bring it on.
B]] Kindly request that the limo drop you off at a less conspicuous entrance.

>>788675
3 a

>>788675
3A.

3a.

3. Zack partakes, but we're likely to slip up even without alcohol loosening his inhibitions.

Speaking of slipping up, DO THE RED CARPET. For once in your life, you're going to be a star. It'll be fabulous.

3A
We were born for the spotlight!

3 B.
I'm fairly certain more than a few people have been shot in situations similar to this. So I advise caution and discretion.

3 A

You're both a bit loose to be pregaming here. But 2 or 3 is fine.

A, Meg will probably be all for it but ask first on principle.

And be ready to tip the driver very well. Like, for being helpful AND being quiet.

>>788675
1A

Shamble drunkenly onto the red carpet like a true celeb

LIMONCELLLLLOOOOOOOOOO

Let's not get drunk at all, save it for the wine table.

3A

>Keep rubbing
That's what got us into this mess.

2A

>>788675
4 b

4B

No need to give the local assassins sniper practice.

3b

The water might have gotten it out but the material has still be showing the damp so you need to give it a chance to dry. Try make sure it doesn't wrinkle, too.

>>788675
4: This is your first spy mission and a very important gala, so you should be sober in case something happens.

A: Doesn't mean you don't have to NOT flaunt it! F*** DA HATERS, WE'RE GOIN' IN IN STYLE!! XD

>>788675
2 A
just enough to get a buzz and then use the drinks at the gala more as props then anything else. I'm antsy about someone slipping us something in a drink.

>>788675
4B

Don't take unnecessary risks.

HOLY SHIT THIS IS BACK

I DIDN'T KNOW

How much time have we got before we hit the red carpet? If it's like, fifteen mins, Meg's dress will probably have time to dry. If it's five mins, there's a bigger risk it may still be noticeable to some fucker with a high-res lens and a gossip column. Or Reddit.

OTOH the implication that we got a blowie from a hot alien robot girl on our way to the Gala may just boost our image further. I feel that also exposes Meg in a way I don't really want to, tho.

>>788675
this is a limo
meg has no hair
open sun roof and have her air dry by sticking her torso up out of the limo and air dry as we drive, then when we get there have meg do some low height acrobatic and land next to you as you get out of the car and take her arm and walk her up the carpet.

>>788965

I like this plan just for the sheer flamboyance factor.

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The limo trundles to a halt.
The red carpet lolls out in front of your door like the panting tongue of a beast with paparazzi teeth.
You take Meg's hand. "Ready, Meg?"
"Are my knockers clean and dry?"
"Yes ma'am."
"Then I'm ready, Z."
"That makes one of us."

The driver exits the limo, goes round to the door, and opens it into a lightning storm of flash bulbs.

"Zack Nguyen!"
"Zack!"
"Mr. Nguyen! Smile!"
"Zack do you have any comment on--"
"Is that limo paid for by taxpayers?"
"Zack who's your friend?"
"This is Megumi."
"Megumi! How long have you been dating Zack?"
"Megumi are you part of the 'Dunabira'?"
"Megumi! Who are you wearing?"
"Oivantos & Sons. Nice, right?"
"Zack! Who are you wearing?
"Um, Macy's."
"Is that limo paid for by taxpayers?"
"Mr Nguyen! Do you have anything to say to your fans?"
"Zack! Where's the rest of your girlfriends?"
"Does the MoMA endorse the HVAO?"
"Zack do you have any human partners?"
"Zack! Who's Skut Bae and why were you ice skating with her?"
"Zack Nguyen!" A mic is shoved across the velvet rope into your face. "Do you have any comment on the Inhibitor Bill?"

>>789177
Sorry folks, no time for questions.

>>789177
I don't know who that is yet, but if you don't get that Mic out of my face I may start beatboxing by reflex.

>>789177
keep walking and talking and ignore that inhibitor bill guy because that is a mega trap. also be more https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLaRdb-E58o

"Shall not be infringed."

"Sorry, I don't follow politics. I get all my news through IRC channels and anime imageboards."

>>789180
This. No real time for questions, sorry!

>>789177

Play it cool for now. No time for questions.

Altho if we can think of something witty and short, that'd be good.

MMmaybe say you'll be giving an interview soon?

>>789177
>Inhibitor Bill
We're going to have to look into that. It sounds like trouble.
Hit them with the old "no comment" and get inside.

>>789177
I am unaware of what this "Inhibitor bill" is, but it sounds...concerning.

>>789181
you know what? Yeah, let's go with this

No time for questions, gotta jet!
>>789193
I'm guessing it's a Mutant Registration Act to force Oculot to wear the (formerly classified) psionic inhibitor at all times. A terrible idea. Didn't these politicians watch the Zootopia deleted scenes?

>>789184
This.

>>789177
>is that limo paid for by the taxpayer?
"This limo, my apartment, all of the four star restaurants I take my hoes to, and Meg's dress are all paid for by the taxpayer. I am drunk on the taxpayer's dollar right now, actually. Frapin Cuvée."

>do you have any human partners?
"Can you bust rope in human bitches? N. O. Think about that on the way back to your studio apartment."

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"Sorry, everyone." You flash them your best possible smile to cover the flash sweat that Inhibitor Bill caused. "No time for questions. Gotta jet."
"Mr. Nguyen!" The paparazzo pushes his mic another unwelcome half-foot. "This is a potential political firest--"

An Oooooooh goes rippling through the crowd and swings the microphones and camera lenses away from you.

Her eye is strikingly purple, and her smile emanates mystery, but that mole and those hips are dead giveaways that Polyphema has arrived at the Gala.
She exits her ride with a jangle of gold chain, in a regal, alien outfit that would be entirely impossible without her spikes.
A split second of stunned silence; then she's instantly lit up by the cameras. The chains looping out behind her flash like dragonfly wings in the torrent.

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She extends a hand back into the limousine, and comes back out with a human on her arm.

A very, very familiar looking one.
Holy shit: she's brought Annika to this thing.

You have never seen your art brat friend from college without horn rims half the size of her head over her face; but that is definitely her.
She sees you and gives you the biggest, corniest Bet-You-Barely-Even-Remember-Me-From-Thread-Fucking-4 smile, as Penelope leads her down the red carpet, across a stormfront of questions which she navigates with a supremely confident silence.

"Look," Annika says, once all four of you are inside, "who hasn't drowned in alien vagoo,"

"Yet."

"Sink or swim."

>>789218
well if all goes well maybe you will drown in two alien vagurbles tonight.

Lord knows we're trying!
They look great! My only question is where on earth she found a contact big enough for that peeper of hers.

>>789220

Yes.

"Damn Annie, you clean up GOOD."

>>789218
Welcome to the swimming pool.

>>789228
tops line, this one here.

"Damn though, sorry for vanishing."
then make a mental note to actually check in with yer danged friends later

>>789229
>"Damn though, sorry for vanishing."
DEFINITELY apologize. We got so caught up in everything that we damn near abandoned our friends. That was shitty and deserving of an apology.

You two showed up just in the nick of time.

>>789228

Okay this wins.

Or maybe: "Water's fine." :^)

>>789229

also this, yeah

Wait, is she using low-level psychic powers to make her eye glow purple just for the effect?

"I'm unable to comment with all this liquid in my mouth. No seriously, nobody give the pizzas anything."

"Hi Poly, who's your new girlfriend?"

>>789218
"Sink or swim, Annika. God, it's good to see you. I'm sorry for just vanishing like that. Things have been crazy. You guys look great! What's up with your eye, Poly?"

>>789218
Say that you are drowning and you need mouth-to-dick resuscitation immediately behind the museum from her

Actually also from Poly at the same time.

>>789283
Make it mouth to mouth instead so it's a tiny bit classier but this lol

>>789283
>>789285
>hitting on Annika.
No. She's a friend and not for sexual.

>>789289
It's not a bad idea. Zack seems to have much less trouble keeping in touch with his girlfriends than his platonic friends.

>not for sexual
No such thing in Enemy Quest, even the Kariket is for hatefucking.

Do it. Request the kiss of life for your cock.

The night is very young people, we can save the gaffes for later.

Just apologize for falling off the face of the earth like you did.

>>789283
Yes

>>789289
Agreed, no sexual on Annika. Yet. That requires buildup.

Honestly, I was expecting Xu, but alright friendo we know.

>>789312
Zack's had years to build up a relationship with Annika pre-quest.

>>789324
A platonic relationship. How would your best friend respond if you suddenly asked them to blow you behind the museum?

>>789326
Only one way to find out m80

>>789326
We'd share a laugh and move on.

Mouth-to-dick resuscitation doesn't sound like a stalwart request to me, but who knows maybe i'm the one who doesn't understand social queues.