Those are the eyes of a woman that longs for the touch of a man. Casually mount her and kind of wiggle it up in there, dude. She totally wants you to.

>>476467
>Why me? What do you want?
She was the first one that came along, and you want bragging rights about banging a bear in front of your mates.

You're basically a terrible person.

Say that you're unimpressed by women of other species (basically true, it's the reason you're here in the first place). You came to see if the accounts of her majestic beauty or whatever were accurate, and they turned out to be far more so than you expected (also basically true). Now all others pale in comparison (true in size if nothing else) and you must win her love for your own.

Or something like that.

>>476467
Whatever you say, be a gentleman and a charmer. I do think we should be straight with her though, don't beat around the bush. Mention passion somehow, and wishing to serve her in that capacity. Oh, we could play off what we said earlier about improving her evening.

If she refuses, apologize for wasting her time with a foolish fox's foolish desires, and leave her the other bladder of honey.

Jashbireth 2012/12/04(Tue)13:37 No. 476512 ID: 24d1d9
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You basically can’t screw this up at this point, right?

All you have to do is tell her!

“An elegant but lonely lady like yourself? I am unimpressed by other species, especially now upon seeing you! I must steal your love now, for myself. The greatest theft, the most treasured treasure.”

“And how will you do that?”

“Uhm. Sexually?”

“I have to attend to my fish-catch.”

“Yeah.”

“Try to steal from me again sometime, bandit. You’re amusing.”

She turns into her den and disappears into the passage.

Awesome.

“You’re the best bandit ever.”

Jashbireth 2012/12/04(Tue)13:38 No. 476513 ID: 24d1d9
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The walk home would be a long and sad one if you actually had a specific place you called home.

Instead you wander off into the forest a little distance, find a spot of earth that’s dry, and settle down.

You have the mice unbuckle your war-saddle and you slip out of it. It’s the first time it’s been off all day, and the fur on your back feels flattened and damp. There’s still a phantom-weight pressing down against your shoulders and spine. It’s always a weird feeling.

You push some long-dead leaves and dirt together and curl up in under the root of a tree and reflect on how things went.

You got to see two wolves banging. You kind of seduced that librarian? Pocket got, like, five ferrets at once. You’re pretty sure that cat came on to you. The bear actually wants to see you some more, maybe? She basically told you to visit her again! That’s good enough, right?

Also you may have burned down the wolf manor. You harassed a crow! You solved the mystery of the cat’s secret worship cult! And then you blackmailed her over it! And if nothing else, the bear’s night was way more eventful!

You didn’t get laid, but this was a decent adventure!

But you didn’t get laid.

Everyone else did.

You’re… really kind of too turned on from all of this to just go to sleep or something.

A: Beg Pocket to have sex with you.
B: Ask Pocket to have sex with you.
C: Force Pocket to have sex with you.

C. When you're feelin' horny and a weasel's in your tote, just whip out your cock and fuck that stoat.

...anything but C.

Ask, beg, whatever it takes, but you're too guilty to force anything again.

B, remember you are a gentelman..fox..bandit...

>>476517
GENTLEMAN Bandit. A.

Mix up of A and B, ask the gal if she can help you relieve what you have pent up. After the ferrets...she might need to be begged a little.

asking or begging is the same as forcing when you know someone's soul name. do none of the above.

Pocket didn't seem to mind the whole thing too much in the end, so B seems like a safe bet.

B, then C if it fails.

Definitely not C. Going to second >>476519

D! You have a mouth and foxes are flexible, take care of your needs yourself!

>>476519
>>476522
>>476528

D sounds like a plan.

>>476528
Best idea.

d

E: Cry.

I think Pocket's had enough fun already.

B!

NOT C! Try B.

Mixture of D and E. :}

>>476513
C. Put yourself at ease-l and cum on that weasel

B

Wait, what?

A then E then D and then some more E.

Well, tomorrow you can work on the other two initial goals of getting shinier gear (from the raccoon quartermaster) and perhaps getting that crow to join your retinue. And future visits with the bear will probably yield fruit, as might future visits with that Librarian wolf.

But for now, tell Pocket to have sex with you. If she just took five ferrets at once she's probably not "too small for the full deal" any more.

>>476513
Go with B.

B. Leave the choice up to her - she's had a tough time today already.

And don't be too disappointed. Sure, everyone else might have had sex today, but you've gotten a head start on possibly three different future partners! Your patience is sure to pay off.

>>476543
yeah, youve made in's with that bear, and theres a cute little nerd wolf just waiting for a wooing, chalk this day up as a success!

A

It'll cheer her up a bit, maybe. Probably.

C

D. (or B)

>>476544
And there's always D in the meantime.

Tomorrow you can go see that cat. She was totally into you.

Something other than A, B, or C.
She's still bloody, ffs!

C just because.

/B/.

D

D. No one knows you better than yourself!

Jashbireth 2012/12/05(Wed)09:45 No. 476672 ID: 153df0
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D, suck yourself off!

Pocket’s been through enough. You’re just gonna… suck it up and suck yourself… off…

No, let’s not kid yourself here. You’re too horny. Letting it go that easy was never an option.

B, ask Pocket for sex!

“Hey, Pocket.”

“Yep.”

“Do you wanna, uhm.”

“I mean I guess I can uhm. Uhm uhm uhm.”

“Sex.”

“You’re asking me for sex.”

“Uh, yeah.”

“You’re not just gonna flop down on top of me and start grinding away?”

“Well, you’ve already been through a lot…”

“And you’re not going to beg me either or anything your plan is to just be like hey can you lick my dong.”

“Uhm…”

“You just like. Think I’m going to hop on your belly and get to work because you asked and I mean not even asking nicely just asking.”

“But—”

“You’re pathetic. Get on your back.”

You roll over onto your back. Pocket climbs up onto your chest, her body this limp weight pressing down on four little points. She tickles your belly as she shuffles down to it.

“Are you actually going to—oh!”

Yeah, she’s going to. You can feel her little paws and mouth going to work on your business end. It feels okay. It isn’t penetration, though, like. You haven’t actually ever had penetrative sex. It’s mostly just been fooling around with Pocket, and you think you got drunk one time and did some stuff with all your mice.

Maybe you’re on the right track to fixing that though. You try to fantasize about that antsy wolf librarian who you totally put the moves on. Or the bear! She wants to see you again. Maybe even the cat? Can you fit it in a cat?

You barely notice your own orgasm, and Pocket slips off of you as soon as it happens, dripping with your spunk.

“I’m gonna find something to eat I’ll back later try to get some sleep.”

Jashbireth 2012/12/05(Wed)09:47 No. 476674 ID: 153df0
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You drift off to sleep, recounting the events of the day.

Animal Relations:

Unwelcoming

Familiar

Familiar

Friendly

Friendly

Settlement Relations

Tangled-Ivy Manor: Neutral

Bumblebee Lane: Friendly

Things Achieved

Recruited a mouse!

Set a huge fire!

Caught a crow!

Sold your best friend sexually!

Took a rock to the face!

Blackmailed a cat!

Almost seduced a bear!

Final Ranking

Best Bandit

See you next adventure!

Pocket is just SO UNIMPRESSED.

So... our relation to our friends/subordinates/whatever they call themselves is unimportant?

It's probably safe to say they're in for the long haul. Pocket can't leave because Jashbireth knows her soul name, for instance. I have no idea why knowing her soul name means she can't really escape Jashbireth, but that's pretty much the case.

...our best friend has a lower opinion of us than people we blatantly and transparently flirted with. I wouldn't be surprised if her perception of us actually went down.

>>476696
The word you are looking for is "equipment"

I think we've been thinking of her the wrong way. She likes effective and tricky plans and being in on the planning of them, not being treated especially nicely. She would've thought better of us if we had gone for the beg or force options because they were more likely to actually work. Alternatively you could look at it as begging being more manipulative and forcing being more assertive, both good qualities in a bandit. Just lamely asking is not proper behavior for the best bandit and I admit that was a mistake.

We shouldn't be so worried about other peoples' feelings, and be more worried about our own goals! BE SELFISH.

>>476705

Seems about right, her thing about the ferrets was like "It worked" and the sex was pretty much how Ferrets have sex, not like it was off for her.

>>476708
Conclusion: Pocket is basically like Sil from Rance in that we should treat her as a (primarily sexual) resource, and she'll like that.

Good quest.