Captain Venji 2012/05/18(Fri)10:21 No. 413495 ID: d6ae01
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"NOTHING!"

Captain Venji 2012/05/18(Fri)10:21 No. 413496 ID: d6ae01
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"IT'S THE FUCKING OCEAN!"


"o...oh..."

Captain Venji 2012/05/18(Fri)10:21 No. 413497 ID: d6ae01
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"But seriously, we'll find land any day now. Trust me!"

"I'm beginning to think we're lost..." The mostly-naked dragoness says.

"Don't sweat the small stuff, that's my motto! All that worrying will give you a heart attack, you know."

"I've nearly had several of those from dealing with the crew," birdface birds. "Who even are those people?"

"An excellent question you decided to wait until the 84th day to ask, my faithful subordinate! What you have there is a question I cannot take lightly. Its answer will change the very nature of our world, you see. Can't answer that one on a whim, no sir."

"What?" Nilaka, the tezakian, asks.

"There's no understating the importance of this answer. In fact, it'll take me 24 hours to come up with it."

"What?"

"those ears are just for show, aren't they Anyway! Crew! Besides you two, we four others on this vessel, the S.S. Sergal."

"I know that part," chirps the chirp. "But who are they?"

"Don't be in such a rush! Kids these days have no patience, do they Roz?"

"Peep!" Roz says.

"Now, let's see. The other four members of the crew are..."

...Pause for effect...

Magic Johnson

your girlfriend Ashela, the cook titzi, and your gunner whats-her-face

Sue!

>>413501
Fuck yeah Sue!

Crezi, salazzarine whose original role was written down neatly on the ledger that fell overboard a while ago. Missing both midlimbs, has three peg legs and patches on both eyes. Apparently still able to see.

W, a sentient shade of the colour taupe. The most boring entity ever known to mortal minds. Not really a crew member, per se; just showed up and no one has yet convinced it to go away. Has the world's largest collection of nautical-themed ties.

Titzi, who is probably lamenting the lack of a deed poll on the high waters.

Sue, who needs no introduction and probably doesn't want one anyway.

Oh god. Why did this not occur to me when I was writing that last post.

Jiniki.

A salazzarine >>/graveyard/289909
Magic Johnson
Jiniki
And a large spider that you only ever see out of the corner of your eye who occasionally whispers into your ear when he wants to talk.

>>413506
Oh yes, seconding her as well!

>>413500
These plus Magic Johnson, who is currently living inside this Crezi person -> >>413505

The rest of the people from Venji's escape are on the mainland. Wherever that was. They may or may not make codec calls from time to time.

>>413510
I like the codec call idea.

>>413510
Titzicon has impotent information for Solid Venice. She'll call use on 142.34

>>413517
curse you autocorrrect! Wait, you know what? The mistakes make it more fun.

Set sail for Slissa quest.

So Captain, what happens if you come up upon another vessel?

Brother Jingles, our most valued helmsman.

You're all missing Boaga!
http://tgchan.org/kusaba/draw/src/133575105084.png

>>413541
Oh no! We forgot Boaga! Quick, throw someone overboard to make room!

Sue, Titzi, Boaga, and Jiniki! A perfect balance between aggressive and cute!

What about Ashela and Mantis? :C

>>413567
How about... BOATA?!

Sue, Ashe, Boaga, Jiniki

God help us if not for Jiniki.

use the dragon as a flail

Leimahtaa. She counts as four.

votin' for sue, magic johnson, titzi and jiniki

Anyone but Jiniki.

>>413655
I'm liking this one alot

August from Before the Storm and Mewlis from cat wizard quest?

Captain Venji 2012/05/19(Sat)10:13 No. 413921 ID: d6ae01
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>So Captain, what happens if you come up upon another vessel?
If that happens, I guess we'll make the important decision of trading or pillaging. Or trading and pillaging, if we so desire.

>Titzi and the others
The other hybrids and Titzi are exploring the planet aboard the ship we... obtained from the scientists who were polite enough to miss us with their guns. I have a radio that can contact her if need be, but I'd rather not ask her to bail me out unless I have to. It wouldn't be sporting.

>Use the dragon as a flail
Nothing to use her on yet. I file this away as EMERGENCY ACTION 21. Never know when it'll come in handy.


"…Well?" The impatient dragoness asks.

I sigh. "It hasn't even been 24 seconds and you've already grown impatient. All right, fine. Let's see...

"There's that tiny angry bunny girl, the other hybrid who happens to be my greatest friend and rumored lesbian lover (The rumors are unproven, naturally), that tiny overly joyful bug girl who glows the color of error 592, and the big timid dragon who constantly finds himself in unfortunate and embarrassing situations with members of the opposite sex. That's not to say he'd be any more fortunate around the same sex, but it would seem my glorious answer has left him the only male on board.

"Except for Roz, of course."

"Peep!"

"Well, you told us what they are," Nilaka says, "But not who they are. What are their names? Are they also on journeys to become incredible heroes?"

Captain Venji 2012/05/19(Sat)10:14 No. 413922 ID: d6ae01
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I lean against the nose of our unfortunately named ship. "What do I look like, your nanny? If you want to know so badly, why don't you go ask them?"

"Ah, chirp... To be honest, they really creep me out. Especially that huge bug."

"They're all pervs," Dragontits says. "Every time I bend over provocatively they stare at me."

I chuckle. "Well, my dear, you don't exactly leave much to the imagination. If you need some clothing, I have plenty to spare."

"No thanks," she says, "the last time I wore clothes someone hit me on the back of the head and knocked me out. Those pervs."

"I don't think that's--"

Captain Venji 2012/05/19(Sat)10:14 No. 413923 ID: d6ae01
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We're interrupted by the voice of a very scared dragon. "C-captain Venji! Captain Venji! I-I need your h-help!"

Nilaka's eyes widen as he looks back. "By Lakicia's wings..."

"What the hell is that!?" asks the not so bright dragoness.

"Something the matter, Boaga?" I ask.

"I-isn't it obvious?" He stammers.

"Hmm," I say, thinking for a moment. "Something does seem off..."

Captain Venji 2012/05/19(Sat)10:14 No. 413925 ID: d6ae01
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"Ah, could you be referring to that demonic hell-spawn emerging from your back?"

"Y-yes!" Boaga says. "H-he said his name is M-magic Johnson."

"Finally the ball is in my court once again~ Beast, take me to that well-dressed woman~ Her ability to land the game-winning dunk appeals to me~ She will be a most delicious meal~"

"Hmm. Something familiar about him, but I can't quite place what," I say.

"C-chirp..." says Roz.

"S-should I do w-what it says and give it to you, captain?" Bo asks.

"Nah, I'm good. Besides, if there's anyone here who deserves to have an abomination to all that is good and just in the universe coming out of their back, it's you. I mean that."

"T-thanks..."

Captain Venji 2012/05/19(Sat)10:14 No. 413926 ID: d6ae01
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"A-all the same though, I'd r-really like it if you could g-get rid of it, captain. I-it's really scaring me!"

"Don't be afraid to take the shot, little beast~ I can grant you the power to land every three-pointer~ All I ask in return is a little bit of your biological energy to feast on~"

"B-but I'm saving t-that for a special someone!" Boaga whines.

"Anything he wants, huh?" I ask. "Sounds like a fantastic deal to me, Bo! There must be all kinds of things you'd want badly enough to make a deal with the devil himself!"

"N-no I... j-just please g-get him off he's s-scaring me."

"Would you feel better if he took on a less frightening form?"

Boaga nods, letting out another whine. Good thing we have a powerful dragon on our side, or I'd feel the slightest bit intimidated right now.

"I can take on any form you want, and grant any wish you desire~ I promise not to cause any fouls~"

"I'm going to leave this one up to you, big guy. Just don't ask for anything that would endanger my crew, or I'll have to max out my strength and stab you a bunch of times. I don't want to get blood on this outfit, so I'd prefer it not come to that!""

Boaga swallows hard. "Y-yes captain. I-I want..."

>>413926
A Grentonis sex slave?

To become a magical girl.

the power to win the heart of your lady!

>>413926
To be the very best- like no one ever was!

>>413929
heck yes.

A boat with a better name.
This is both a form and a wish.

Actually he's perfect the way he is and you're not so creeped out by him after all.

Wait, the only male on board besides Roz? What about Nilaka?

The ability to win the heart of your fair lady, and request that he take the form of the most powerful warrior you can imagine!

>>413937
The only one worth mentioning, I guess.


Boaga wants the power to woo any woman he desires!

>>413926
The power to cure all your girl problems.

...Become the rape knight.

Power doesn't work well with relationships. CONFIDENCE does.

On the other hand I don't think it's ever a good idea to alter your own mind via a wish. Can you consider yourself to be the same person after that?

Maybe he could just wish to be more handsome.

A sandwich.

Magic Johnson should take the form of A DANCING CACTUS

>>413929
yeah that one

>>414152
Yeah. This.

>>413929
>>413932
>>414152
>>414154

...what?

>>413929
Boaga, you must accept this contract.

> To become a magical girl.

+1

Haha oh my god what is even going on

Votin' for magical girl.

MOON MAGIC TIARA MAKEUP COMPACT CELLPHONE POWER!

h/sergal

I'm going to suggest not making any Satanic deals with Magic Johnson. That just plain doesn't seem like a safe idea.

Tell Roz to quit screwing around and get back on your shoulder. He can terrorize Boaga later.

Wish for more Magic Johnsons.

But how will Boaga be the sole object of affection for everyone board if he is also a girl? Down voting all of the magical girl stuff, upvoting Boaga becoming a ladies' man.

>>414513
Nah, see, He'll be a magical girl, but only when transformed.

>>414542
also, he will still be a dragon.

>>414545
Does anyone have that /Quest Magical Girl thing from the fanart section? Like that.

>>413931
this one. The very best. Like no one ever was. Presumably this will translate into the ability to perform Chaos Dunks better than Barkley.

Unlimited power. Never a bad thing to wish for.

>>414660
Unless it is supplied via unlimited voltage.

Captain Venji 2012/05/21(Mon)11:52 No. 414764 ID: d6ae01
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>Wait, the only male on board besides Roz? What about Nilaka?
Like I bother keeping track of who has what. As long as they can wield a sword and give a mighty "Y'arr" it's all the same to me. Hmm, this might not be the best time to realize none of them can actually wield a sword. Note to self: Consider new crew.

"I-I want to be strong... A-and attractive..." Bo whimpers. "S-so I can be noticed by a certain special someone..."

"Why not make him a magical girl?" I say. "Nothing's more sexy than a man in a pink frilly dress, I always say."

"Chirp..." Roz says.

"Well, I would have said it had I thought of it before now. Forget the details! Make him a magical girl!"

"B-but I want to be a b-boy!" Boagirl protests.

"Well, big guy? Can you make Bo a male magical girl?"

"It'd be as easy as sinking a free-throw~"

"Well there you go, Bo. Power, looking good, and you don't have to suffer a hilarious change of gender for it! What more could a giant timid dragon possibly ask for?"

Captain Venji 2012/05/21(Mon)11:52 No. 414765 ID: d6ae01
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"I-I don't know about this..."

"You want power, don't you~?"

"Y-yes but--"

"Then the contract is made~ But I must warn you~ Majicka..."

Captain Venji 2012/05/21(Mon)11:52 No. 414766 ID: d6ae01
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"...is suffering :3"

"What-- wait! I c-changed my mind!"

"The contract is signed~ You're mine until after the playoffs~"

Captain Venji 2012/05/21(Mon)11:53 No. 414767 ID: d6ae01
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"Gren! Help! Gren!"

"I don't think your knight in shining armor can hear you," I say.

"Wha-- no! I don't want him to show up!"

Ah, Boaga's 'knight in shining armor' is male, huh? This further confirms my theories that him and Nilaka fancy one another. Not sure why he calls him 'Gren', though. Guess it's a nickname.


"Will he be okay?" the dragoness asks.

"Well, he's currently glowing a hellish shade of green and about to embark on an overly elaborate transformation the likes of which we've never seen. Truth be told, I've done a little glowing myself back in the day. It usually resulted in horrifying bodily disfigurement leaving me disoriented and unable to walk straight. It took me weeks to learn how to utilize its body-changing properties for the purpose of looking like a damned cool captain."

"…."

"He'll be fine."

"If you say so..."

Captain Venji 2012/05/21(Mon)11:53 No. 414768 ID: d6ae01
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"Listen up, Boaga!" I say. "Concentrate on your new outfit! I won't have you looking like some two-bit tramp on my vessel! Maybe something with frills!"

"C-concentrate on an outfit... um..."

>>414780

needs moar ribbons.

give him a fez.

>>414780
What, no tiara?

>>414781
I tried to keep it simplified so Slinko could draw it without hating himself :(

>>414784
Damn. Knew I forgot something.

>>414780
Ice Cloud you are a god among dragons.

Trout 2012/05/21(Mon)15:22 No. 414827 ID: d1e9bf
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Screw that.

Boaga, take his power for yourself and become what you've always wanted to become: the coolest guy.

>>414827
Canon.

>>414827
upvote this

>>414827
well that's pretty hard to argue with.

>>414827
This seems like something Boaga would do in response to being given the power to make his own "magical girl" outfit.

Suggestion 2012/05/21(Mon)15:49 No. 414845 ID: b85f8c
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>>414839
...but it's missing something.

>>414780
Gotta go with the classics.

Suggestion 2012/05/21(Mon)16:49 No. 414868 ID: 953355
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Don't look so down, Bo, the spikes are there to protect you.

>>414868
spawn more boverlords

>>414780

Regardless of gender, if you're going to be a magical girl, you really have to stick with tradition. This with a tiara.

>>414827
mmm-hmm.

Suggestion 2012/05/21(Mon)17:45 No. 414892 ID: 784dcc
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obligatory
now in 100% less space

Suggestion 2012/05/21(Mon)18:36 No. 414921 ID: 784dcc
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>>414780
PLAYER TWO
I wish I could draw

Rednic 2012/05/21(Mon)20:05 No. 414974 ID: d75172
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Aaaaand it had to be done, I think.

>>414845
>>414827
And vote for this

>>414827
Tunnel snakes rule!

UpBOATing!

Seven01a19!!EyA2IwLwVl 2012/05/21(Mon)21:14 No. 415010 ID: a2fa74
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>>414845
Still not quite right.
Lets fix that.

The leather tradition has not yet been fulfilled.

Suggestion 2012/05/22(Tue)04:09 No. 415099 ID: 784dcc
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>>415020
Fine, I'll remove the STEVE layer. Or does it need more features?

Captain Venji 2012/05/23(Wed)16:12 No. 415487 ID: d6ae01
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"O-oh goooossshhh!"

Captain Venji 2012/05/23(Wed)16:13 No. 415488 ID: d6ae01
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I imagine some really incredible music playing as my eye is drawn to various parts of Bo's transformation.

Captain Venji 2012/05/23(Wed)16:14 No. 415490 ID: d6ae01
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La la hmm hmm hmm~ Dun dah~

Captain Venji 2012/05/23(Wed)16:14 No. 415492 ID: d6ae01
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I imagine an awesome guitar solo for this part.

Animated Captain Venji 2012/05/23(Wed)16:17 No. 415497 ID: d6ae01
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I think I liked the dress better, but if it makes him happy I won't begrudge him a cool suit.

Captain Venji 2012/05/23(Wed)16:17 No. 415498 ID: d6ae01
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"Hey b-babe wassup w-wanna go with me to the c-club later we'll tear up the night."

"Haha. Whoa there, big guy. I know you've fallen prey to my irresistible charms just as many before you have, but I think your new-found coolness would be better served wooing the heart of that bird over there."

"Word. Wait, what?"

Captain Venji 2012/05/23(Wed)16:17 No. 415499 ID: d6ae01
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"Go on! don't be shy, Bo! Tell her-- him how you feel! Wax poetic about the nights you've dreamed of this moment!"

"U-um..." Boaga stammers.

"Aaaaaaa what's going ooooon" Nilaka chirps. Or speaks, I think he spoke that time.

"He wanted to look cool for you, 'Gren'!" I say, "Go on and thank him as a true gentleman would!"

"My name isn't Gren!" Nilaka protests.

Captain Venji 2012/05/23(Wed)16:18 No. 415500 ID: d6ae01
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"Y-yeah! I-I don't even dig him that way!" Bo says.

"Nonsense! This is exactly how it goes in Roz's fanfic!"

"Chirp!?"

"Don't think I didn't catch you writing it, you naughty bird. Serves me right for teaching you how to wield a pen."

I catch Sue in the corner of my eye. She holds up a map. "Hey captain, I think I've found--

"...."

Captain Venji 2012/05/23(Wed)16:18 No. 415501 ID: d6ae01
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Huh. Wonder what she wanted?

"M-maybe we could have just one date," Nilaka says. "it does get kind of lonely on this ship"

"C-captain, could you put the p-poor bird down? This isn't jammin'."

"Oh, all right. Sorry Roz, but I believe we were mistaken."

"P-peep..."

>>415501
Go after Sue.

Also arrange a date between Bo and Nilaka. Tonight.

>>415502
this

>>415501
>jammin
Sounds like Boaga and Magic Johnson are sharing consciousness.

Yeah, get them on a hilariously awkward date. In fact, you should make it your goal to hook up all members of your crew with one another!

Follow Sue.

Captain Venji 2012/05/25(Fri)13:55 No. 415986 ID: d6ae01
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>Also arrange a date between Bo and Nilaka. Tonight.
"Still, mistaken or not it looks like our little bird friend is at least interested. Why not have dinner with him tonight? I'll even break out the Good Stuff just for you."

"B-but cap'n, I can't just p-play Gren like d-dat. I-I'm not a h-hater."

"Well, I mean, Gren isn't here," Nilaka says. "Besides, didn't she Friend Zone you?"

"D-don't say that!" Bo whines. "S-she'll stop playin'! She j-just has problems..."

"Unresolved issues, huh?" I ask. "Well, I know for a fact that Nilaka here has no problems at all-- delusional heroic beliefs aside."

Nilaka chirps in protest.

"Besides, he's a cute little bird guy. How can you not want to hug that?"

"H-he does l-look pretty fluffy... O-okay. M-maybe just one date."

"Excellent," I say with a grin. "Meet in my room at 19-hundred. I'll have it prepared for you by then."

Roz peeps happily.

Captain Venji 2012/05/25(Fri)13:56 No. 415987 ID: d6ae01
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Nilaka chirps behind me as I head inside. He must be excited!

Captain Venji 2012/05/25(Fri)13:56 No. 415988 ID: d6ae01
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"You wanted to see--"

"Hi captain! We found stuff! " Jiniki says telepathically.

"Erm, yes. We found... stuff," Sue says.

"Ooh, I love stuff!" I say, trying not to wag my many mutant tails. "What kind of stuff?"

"A boat! And a land! And they're different things this time!"

Ah, Boatland. Good times... "That's great! Any longer and members of our crew would have started dating through means outside my control and influence."

Roz shoots me a look. "Peep."

Captain Venji 2012/05/25(Fri)13:56 No. 415989 ID: d6ae01
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I look at the crude drawings Sue made. "So, what 'stuff' did you find?"

"According to Ashe-dar, there is some land nearby-- if we adjust out course, we should be able to reach it in a couple of hours. She also detects a ship north of us. It's heading towards the land at a steady pace."

Good old Ashe-dar. My hearing is great, but it's nothing compared to hers.

I grin. "A ship, huh? I bet they have all kinds of booty to plunder."

"Or trade," Sue says.

"Or boring," I repeat.

Sue draws a few lines. "We are faster than them, meaning we could beat them to land and plan our next move there. Or we can get behind their ship and surprise it from behind. The third option is we raise the white flag and move to meet them head on. No sense getting bloody if we don't have to."

"Oh, you and your blood," I say. "Still, I'd hate to ruin the atmosphere for Bo and Nilaka's date tonight."

"they're doing what now"

"Ooh! A date! We could take their candles and light them and then it'll be super romantic and then they'll kissy and live happily ever after and we have to get candles captain we have to!"

Sue sighs. "Whatever. Just. What do you want to do, captain?"

>>415989
We gotta make sure the date is perfect. Take the most leisurely option.

plunder the ship

nothing is more romantic than swashbuckling

>>415989
Intercept the ship.

Make up for the change in schedule by rescheduling the date for right now.

Get to the shore before them! It'll be just like the time those natives caught that one explorer guy when he got off the boat and killed all his friends, and you're the natives!

>>415990
This

Is your... ship... armed? Like, does that mouth open up and shoot missiles? Head towards land and keep an eye on the ship until you can see what it's doing. Don't want to let them ruin the date.

>>415989
Time to get your plundering faces on!

Captain Venji 2012/05/25(Fri)17:42 No. 416017 ID: d6ae01
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>>416010
We do have one gun...

What does it fire?

Oh god I just realized the boat is a giant head. This should be interesting.

>>416024
Wait until you realize what the 'gun' it has in its mouth looks like.

Is it just me or does the boat look incredibly sad?

>>416049

Don't forget to give your boat its daily regimen of antidepressants

>>416024
does that mean we're living on top of a giant sergal?

The boat isn't sad, she just doesn't like sticking her gun out where people can see it. She's shy about her freudian weapon.

>>416017
Poor guy.......anyway, lets just go to the land. As much as I love saying arrrr! I'm no pirate.

Prepare for squee!!! 10, 9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1, Squuuuuuuueeeeeeeee!!!!!' Everyone is so adorable!!! ^.V.^

>>416059
Well duh. How do you think they've been moving?

Captain Venji 2012/06/01(Fri)15:31 No. 418053 ID: d6ae01
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>Do the date now!
Nonsense! It's only 13:50. The sun's still out! That won't do at all. The timing must be absolutely perfect.

>Land or Plunder??
"An equal part of me wants to take both options."

"There's three options..." Sue says.

"What do you think, Roz?"

"Peep... chirp chirp peep."

"Ah, of course. If we want to make the date we shouldn't waste time setting up traps. We'll take the direct approach and--" I plow the screwdriver into the map. "Strike their ship from behind!"

"But we don't know their strength," Sue says. "I don't think that's a--"

"Pirates don't think! We pillage! Now get your sword!"

"I don't have a..."

I run out of the room. No time to waste!

Captain Venji 2012/06/01(Fri)15:32 No. 418054 ID: d6ae01
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>That thing's a face???
Ah yes, the S.S. Sergal. As far as I can tell, it's the result of a rather unfortunate scientific experiment. I'm pretty sure it's just a face that's also a boat, but the other members of the crew have a few... theories.

Hmm, I hadn't thought of it before, but is my vessel male or female? Do boats even have genders?

>Don't forget to give your boat its daily regimen of antidepressants
Ah, yes! We're going to need our ship in tip top shape if we're going to be pillaging and plundering!

Captain Venji 2012/06/01(Fri)15:32 No. 418055 ID: d6ae01
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I grab some COUNTER-DEPRESS and lean over the railing. "Okay, buddy. I just need you to take this for me, okay?"

It closes its mouth and whines.

"Now now, don't be like that. You'll feel a lot better once you swallow this, I promise!"

"Peep," Roz says.

"I'm glad you're excited, Roz, but I think this is one of those very rare moments in which violence isn't the answer."

animated Captain Venji 2012/06/01(Fri)15:34 No. 418057 ID: d6ae01
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"Okay, boat. Come on and--"

"Just let me--"

"It won't hurt if you just--"

"Open up and--"

Okay, this isn't working. I need to think of some way to get my ship to take an anti-depressant.

hold it's nostrils shut until it opens it mouth to breathe, then throw it in.

Your boat is obviously male. It's the only way any of this would make sense, if you think about it.

Also, >>418059 is pretty much the classic way to do this.

Good news, the anti-depressant is a suppository.

>>418059
Yeah, get two crew mates to hold its nostrils shut while you wait to throw the COUNTER-DEPRESS in.

>>418054
Ships are generally referred to having a female gender, so this one may as well be female as well.

After discussing many ancient tomes of sergal canon, I have determined that this is obviously a girl boat. You can tell by the direction the rudder is facing.

A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down!

Cook that shit on a spoon, draw it into a syringe, and force inject it into him/her.

Or you could sneak it into something the ship finds yummy.

>>418063 this, pretty much. Also I vote for putting it in somthin he finds tasty.

Boats are referred to as she, so yours is obviously female!

>>418059
>>418074
the two crew members should be Nilaka and Jiniki

>>418255
We should probably get Magic Johnson and Jiniki to do that, its easier to reach over if you're majick or however they spell it.

Swim down and tickle his underside, then get someone to throw it in while he giggles!

Captain Venji 2012/06/03(Sun)19:18 No. 418575 ID: d6ae01
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>Ships are generally referred to having a female gender, so this one may as well be female as well.
>Boats are referred to as she, so yours is obviously female! 
It's true that boats are generally referred to with a feminine pronoun, but...

Why waste time wondering? Let's take a closer look and find out!

Animated Captain Venji 2012/06/03(Sun)19:19 No. 418576 ID: d6ae01
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Aaaaannnnd...

That answers that!

Captain Venji 2012/06/03(Sun)19:19 No. 418577 ID: d6ae01
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>hold it's nostrils shut until it opens it mouth to breathe, then throw it in.
>We should probably get Magic Johnson and Jiniki to do that, its easier to reach over if you're majick or however they spell it.
"B-but I don't w-want to call out Magic Johnson! H-he scares me," Boaga says.

Jiniki climbs on top of Boaga. "I can do it I can do it! Just hold me up for a second so I can see!"

"she scares me t-too..."

"Now we wait," I say.

Any second now... and...

*Gasp*!

Captain Venji 2012/06/03(Sun)19:20 No. 418578 ID: d6ae01
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"Now! Rub her throat so she swallows it! Or, okay that's close enough."

*......Gulp*

"Goood girl. Who's momma's little boat? That's right! You are!"

Captain Venji 2012/06/03(Sun)19:23 No. 418581 ID: d6ae01
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It doesn't take long for the COUNTER-DEPRESS to kick in. We're really moving now!

"PeeEeEEeeep--!"

"Oh gosh this is way too fast!"

"I-is this safe, captain??"

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Oh! We'll be closing on the enemy ship any time now. Two people will need to man the cannon--

>What does it fire?
>Wait until you realize what the 'gun' it has in its mouth looks like.
--Which fires cannonballs made of lead.

Another person has to ready my cabin for Boaga and Nilaka's date. Obviously, Boaga and Nilaka can't be the ones doing that. I should also leave at least one person to defend our deck. With all that in mind, I wonder who I should take swashbuckling with me?

Take Sue and the dragon chick.

take Boaga and Nilaka

>>418601
or ROZONANCE CASCADE and bring roz instead

Well, you want someone overpowered to be on defense. You obviously can't stay behind, and Jiniki needs to come to be adorable. The dragon and the magic bird need to come too, I think Magic Johnson is stuck with them. That leaves a short fuzzy thing and a slutty lizard. The former was a damsel in distress character, so clearly this means she must now be hardened and capable in battle. Pick her to stay behind. The others can come with you. Unless... can the boat be the defender?

>>418601
This + jiniki

Have Sue man the cannon and leave Dragontits on deck

You should take Bo, obviously, and Dragon. Why? Because fuck the police that's why.

Captain Venji 2012/06/06(Wed)18:07 No. 419379 ID: d6ae01
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"All right," I say, "The enemy ship's coming into sight now."

"I bet they're evil-doers!" Nilaka peeps. "I'll take this sword I found and slay the lot of them! Just like a true hero!"

"W-we shouldn't kill them," Bo says. "It wouldn't be chill, d-dawg."

"Yeah heroes don't kill people they go into their houses and take their stuff!" Jiniki says.

"Right you are!" I reply. "Now then Boaga, Nilaka, and Jiniki are with me. Sue will man the MAIN CANNON with Ashela guiding her, and Dragontits will stay back and fend off anybody who comes on board."

"Why does everyone call me that?" the dragoness asks. "I have a name, you know."

"Hmm? What is it, then?"

"It's Wyvernbreasts."

"…Can I call you Dragontits for short?"

"…."

Captain Venji 2012/06/06(Wed)18:09 No. 419382 ID: d6ae01
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I have Dragontits hand me my telescope, and take a gander at the enemy ship. "Oh, man! Is that a space ship!? I must have it."

Our speed drops.

"Er, that's what I would say if we didn't already have the most awesome ship ever."

Our speed increases. Thank the Precursors for COUNTER-DEPRESS.

Huh. something about that ship seems... off. "Adjust our course. We need to get behind them before they can sight us."

Captain Venji 2012/06/06(Wed)18:09 No. 419383 ID: d6ae01
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I get a closer look as we near their ship. They can't be very bright if they're letting a dog drive. A female pirate looks to be giving it instructions. That must be one smart puppy! She can't be the captain, though-- she has no bird.

Still, she looks experienced. Her swordplay might prove superior to mine. Thankfully I have a few tricks up my sleeve.

Man, my very first pirate swordfight. How exciting!

Captain Venji 2012/06/06(Wed)18:12 No. 419384 ID: d6ae01
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"We're in position, captain," Sue says from below. "The main cannon is ready if you need it."

"Here are the grappling lines you wanted, captain," Nilaka says.

"Ooh ooh should I bring something I can bring anything you want we have like everything below deck if you want me to bring something just tell me okay!"

We still have the element of surprise. Our goal is to loot the ship, but I'd love to add it to my fleet. It's a goddamn spaceship! Let's try not to sink it.

"What are your orders, captain?

Element of surprise, huh.

Put Nilaka and Boaga in the cannon. They'll disable the ship's crew once they land. If they survive. If not, um, plan B is for someone else to think of.

Fire the Grappling device! It's time for a boarding!

obviously it's the navigator and the uhhh, 'dog's' strength let's him turn the wheel REALLY hard.
get in close and latch on.

What are you waiting for? Board 'em!

Fire the grappling device at a ship capable of taking off up into space at a moment's notice, dragging anything grappled to it along behind? I see nothing wrong with this plan.

it's a good thing none of you have empathetic links... you don't, right?

>>419434
Agreed, this sounds like the perfect plan

Jiniki should bring along a collection of smoke bombs for use as distractions

? 2012/06/08(Fri)18:09 No. 419964 ID: d6ae01
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"Land... see.”

"What luck! If this really is the Lost Island, we're gonna be set for life!"

"Glad... happy."

"Me too, big guy. Just keep our course steady and we'll make landfall within the hour. Understand? Oh, I guess you do. I'm never gonna get used to that weird empathy thing you do."

? 2012/06/08(Fri)18:09 No. 419965 ID: d6ae01
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*Tink*!

"Um, do you hear something?"

Captain Venji 2012/06/08(Fri)18:10 No. 419968 ID: d6ae01
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"Ha-HA! I hereby declare this awesome damn spaceship the property of captain Venji! Surrender all your booty and your ship to me! If you're nice, I'll even let you join my crew!"

"Peep?"

"Don't worry, little buddy, they'll be off-screen most of the time."

"Peep."

The cat-lady huffs as she swaps her hookhand for a swordhand. "Great, we're under attack. Three-stripes, go get the others. I'll fend off these sons of--"

"Jiniki! You handle the big guy, I'll take on the cat!"

"Okie-dokie~"

Boaga, being a dragon, wasn't able to climb up the ropes. But I have something special planned for him.

"Cocky little thing, aren't you?" the cat says. She charges with her sword-arm drawn. "Have at you!"

Captain Venji 2012/06/08(Fri)18:11 No. 419970 ID: d6ae01
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*Clink!*

*Clank!*

*Tink!*

We strike at each others' swords several times before pausing. I already know what she's planning.

The swordplay is just for show. The real fight was about to come.

She smirks at me. "Feathers and ears? I find your looks incredibly droll."

I must now come up with a good counter to her verbal attack, and think up an attack of my own!

The feathers are just there for arm decoration. Just like you actually, jealous?

"My feathers just mean that I'm worth two in the bush, if you know what I mean."
Follow it up with a wink.

"I was going to disarm you, but it looks like someone's taken care of that already."

>>419976
OHHHHHHHHH

>>419976
This.

>>419976
Yeah that's pretty good.

>>419976
Oh snap.

>>419976
Hell, this gets my vote as well :P

>>419976

"Your swordplay is lacking. Looks like you need a hand with it."

>>419976
dayum go with that!

Is the comeback supposed to rhyme? Where are we in the series?

Follow up question. Is "how appropriate, you fight like a cow" still a valid answer to everything?

Woah, woah, woah. Hold the hell up. We're are SEA. That means that your retort has to rhyme, or it doesn't count.
"I dress for success, not some lame minor role!"
Follow it up with:
"Are you okay? You look a bit orange."

>>420211
really? if true then yes

Due to the nature of this combat, I will make an attempt to do multiple updates tomorrow so it's not super dragged out. EXCITING!

Captain Venji 2012/06/10(Sun)15:05 No. 420514 ID: d6ae01
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"My feathers just mean that I'm worth two in the bush, if you know what I mean." wink. 

"What? That doesn't even rhyme!"

"Compared to mine your swordplay's sub-prime!"

"Yes, that's much bett-- Ah!"

*Tink! Clank!*

Captain Venji 2012/06/10(Sun)15:06 No. 420515 ID: d6ae01
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Rhyming, eh? I take initiative for the next round. "Are you okay? You look a bit... orange."

"Um... Door-hinge? Damn it-- using that one goes against pirate code! I'll have you dance the hempen jig for that, you aberrated carouser!"

"Big threats coming from a small... mouser?"

*Shink!*

Whoops! Guess I can only cheat the system so much.

Captain Venji 2012/06/10(Sun)15:06 No. 420517 ID: d6ae01
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The cat composes herself. "I shan't fall again to your swindling flimflammery!"

Once again, I'll need a retort and an attack.

>>420517
"I'm shaking, I'm shaking!"

...

Wait.

You'll need every advantage you can get, with those sub-par mammaries!

My swordplay is golden and my tongue is of silver.

"My sexual preference is polyamory!"

>>420523
This is perfect.

>>420523
This as the retort

>>420523
If "orange" goes against pirate code, won't "silver" be off-limits too?

>>420591
there are ER words.

Captain Venji 2012/06/10(Sun)18:25 No. 420617 ID: d6ae01
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>"You'll need every advantage you can get with those sub-par mammaries!"

"What!? I'm bigger than you! You couldn't even serve as a wench with that... uh... whoops"

*Clink clank!*

"Peep! Peep!"

"Now isn't the time, Roz!"

Captain Venji 2012/06/10(Sun)18:26 No. 420619 ID: d6ae01
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>"My swordplay is golden and my tongue is of silver."

"For such a boastful boatswain you fail to deliver!"

*Dink!*

Amazing. I expected this to be an easy win, but she's matching me blow for blow. She'll make a fine addition to my crew, once I prove my superiority!

She pauses, clearly waiting for me to make my move. Time to finish this with the best insult I can muster!

"I like how you're trying so hard to make up for the loss of your hand. Just give up, girl."

you have some skill, that's fine and dandy, but you'll see, i'm a lot more handy!

OHHHHHHHH

You're blow for blow matching me. Now witness my superiority!

>>420624
This

>>420624
ouch

>>420619
Break it down into an epic rap battle.

>"For such a boastful boatswain you fail to deliver!"

"Your insults, I'm afraid, don't even make me quiver.

Because, if I used an arrow, it would be just too easy - your ass is so huge, it's making me queasy!

No matter who wins, at least my ass is smaller than yours. But in fact, screw this sword, I could beat you with some oars!

This swordfight is a favor, dear! Please don't shed a tear. It's true, I pity you, since it's exercise you fear!

Maybe a little more swordplay will do wonders for your rear!"

Captain Venji 2012/06/13(Wed)18:27 No. 421699 ID: d6ae01
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I waste no time. "You're matching me blow for blow. Now witness my superiority!"

"Talk big all you want, at sword fighting I have seniority!"

Time to finish this! "You have some skill, that's fine and dandy, but you'll see, I'm a lot more handy!"

Ha! There's no countering my two hit combo! VICTORY IS wait isn't she supposed to drop her sword oh right it's attached isn't it

Captain Venji 2012/06/13(Wed)18:28 No. 421701 ID: d6ae01
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She gives a low chuckle. "Even without my hand I became quite the grandee. Taking down weaklings like you is my modus operandi!"

Ack!

Well, that's inconvenient. I wonder how Jiniki's doing?

Captain Venji 2012/06/13(Wed)18:29 No. 421703 ID: d6ae01
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"Captain I can't lift him he's too heavy!"

"Not fat..."

Captain Venji 2012/06/13(Wed)18:29 No. 421705 ID: d6ae01
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The cat smiles. "Give me one good reason not to behead you this instant, you dirty creature of the bilge."

"Because I technically won the sword-fight and you only have me bested because you rigged it so you could never lose."

"Is the same scallywag who used the Forbidden Word accusing me of cheating?"

"Yes."

She looks me over. "Hmph. Fair enough, I will give you one chance to convince me why I would ever want to join your crew."

Hahaha wow is she ever letting me off easy. There's so many reasons why I'm the most awesome pirate to sail the fucking ocean, but I suppose I can pick a few favorites.

SUMMON THE BOAGA. Y'know. To seduce her.

...Maybe a Kraken. Damn, we wasted that majicka. Shoulda used it on the boat.

Show her Boaga's TRUE POWER and promise her more of the same

Plan Boaga better be go.

Now, I might not know Boaga all that well, but I'm pretty sure he'd mess it up.

Go for it.

Your boat is a living ship, you have not one but TWO dragons, not one but TWO magical familiars, a super-lucky bird, and you. A superpowered hybrid who could bend her sword in two then eat it.

What, she thought you were disarmed? Hardly.

>>421759
That is a good idea eat the sword.

eating her sword is clearly the way to go

>>421703
Oh, and Jiniki should hug the big, weird looking dog, 'cause he looks sad, and big sad dogs obviously need hugs. Big majicka hugs.

>>422382
This.

Show her the definition of swag that is boaga.

Captain Venji 2012/06/17(Sun)15:36 No. 423615 ID: d6ae01
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>421710
Oh, I have one of those. It doesn't work on me so I've been feeding it to Roz.

*Homph* "Fo' one fing, my ship if literally alive."

"holy shit you just ate my sword"

*Gulp* "Yeah, I do that. Anyway, I have two dragons, two magical familiars, a bird that's lucky to be alive, and of course myself. I'm the most awesome goddamn thing you'll ever lay eyes on."

"what the hell are you"

"And above all, I always have a way out of a sticky situation."

"what"

"Roz! Give the signal!"

"Peep peep peep!!!"

Captain Venji 2012/06/17(Sun)15:36 No. 423616 ID: d6ae01
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"AAAAAA THIS IS SO NOT OOOONNN"

"Now it's time to unleash your power~"

"m-my what"

"TRANSFORM!!!"

Captain Venji 2012/06/17(Sun)15:38 No. 423619 ID: d6ae01
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(Please click the flash)

Captain Venji 2012/06/17(Sun)15:38 No. 423620 ID: d6ae01
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"Y-you better be nice o-or I'll punish you in the f-face!!!"

"...."

Captain Venji 2012/06/17(Sun)15:39 No. 423621 ID: d6ae01
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"Yeah, fuck this." The feline turns away.

"So you'll join my crew?"

"Yeah, whatever."

"Awesome! Okay Boaga, use your magical girl powers to take over the ship."

"W-what? I don't even know what my magical powers are!"

"You don't? Guess I'll come up with some powers for you."

"W-why do you get to decide what my powers are!?"

"Because I'm the fucking captain!"

Now then. Boaga's magical girl powers are...

Disco-based.

He has the ability to create more magical girls, He's infectious!

>>423625
Perfect.

>>423623
>>423625
MAHOU DISCO VIRUS

>>423640
Why don't you just shorten it to

DANCE FEVER

DISCO DISCO DISCO

>>423640
hah, yes, this

>>423640

Combining these two ideas really is the only possible way to go. It's like Space Channel 5.

>>423640
The effects are only temporary, of course. You wouldn't want your entire crew permanently becoming magical girls!

>>423640
He's like the disco zombie from plants vs. zombies...

animated...? Captain Venji 2012/06/19(Tue)08:28 No. 424083 ID: d6ae01
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"Your new power is making everyone a magical girl! Temporarily, of course."

"What."

"Also disco."

"What."

Hm? Did Jiniki go back to the ship? Ah well, looks like the dog's tamed. "Okay Boaga, go inside and convert the rest with the power of magical girl disco."

"It's like Gren never left..."

Captain Venji 2012/06/19(Tue)08:28 No. 424084 ID: d6ae01
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Boaga pauses at the door. "Um, c-captain, there's a slight problem."

"What, is it locked? You're a dragon! Just bust down the it's made of cardboard isn't it."

"Yeah."

"Damnation. Well, my lad, this can only mean one thing."

"please don't say it"

Captain Venji 2012/06/19(Tue)08:31 No. 424086 ID: d6ae01
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MAGICAL GIRL DISCO!

"Discovered the cardboard, huh?" the feline asks in tune with the beat.

Disco~

"It's all for show of course, but there is a vessel underneath. Figured making it look bigger would scare off pirates. You can see how well that worked. By the way, how long are you going to keep Three-Stripes waiting?"

"Who? The dog?"

"He's projecting his desire to join you and embark on a quest to find his new... best friend? A great sense of loss? What the hell is he on about?"

"Oh. You'll have to tell me when he does that. I don't speak dogmotions."

"Right... Anyway, down below is our third crew member, who goes by--"

"Don't tell me! Let me guess!"

"There's absolutely no way you'd be able to--"

"The third crew member is...!"

A rock.

A snake.

>>424086
Spikesby.

Spikesby holding a rock and a snake.

The happy fish.

Spikesby all the way

>>424101
This.

>>424101
Yeah!

Slinkoboy.

”Just how long are you going to keep shouting guesses?” the pirate captain replied. ” You're not even close! Your guessing is as bad as your dueling... er, matey. Arr.”

She then pulled back the curtain to reveal... something completely unexpected!

>>424187
This sounds like the best possible idea.

I'm going to take a stab at alison, because I mean we're doing the monster mash anyways with the quests, why NOT alison.

Satan

Spikesby. He's busy 'wak'ing off to Scalene.

Spikesby

I... like the idea of Alison. Who cares if she is a digital construct.

>>424187
This.

>>424344
I'll support digimon alison

>>424344
YEAH, let's go alison!

Alison? man, you guys want to serial hugger like that into the grim darkness of Slinkoworld? I dunno if she would fit in.

I guess it's okay as long as she is a digimon.

>>424368
I wasn't sure if I should've voted for her but sure Alison why not.

Alisonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Spikesby sounds fun.

alison

Alison and Spikesby in bed together. ;)

Spikesby!

alison

A sergal with a boat for a head.

Sarah.

Venji

Spikesby

WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK

Saikhan! I want to see a huggy pirate!

Spikesby, He's been on vacation from /quest/ for far too long.

Gren, but a boy.

Northern Sergal!!!

Alternately, Laser Gnoll.

Captain Venji 2012/06/24(Sun)12:40 No. 425614 ID: d6ae01
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"...Alison!"

"Hornswaggle! I can't believe you guessed it! What kind of black magics do you practice!?"

"Heh. 'Tis not magic, but awesome I... okay, I can't really talk like you. Let's just say my knowledge and foresight are unparalleled. Truly, there is no captain with my sense... of...

"...She's also cardboard."

"Aye. There's no running a rig on one as grand as you."

Is... she mocking me? I can't understand half the shit she says when she talks like that.

Captain Venji 2012/06/24(Sun)12:40 No. 425615 ID: d6ae01
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"Wak...?"

Oh. Must have miscounted.

"He probably's asking if you're going to shove a random object down his throat."

"You can understand him?" I ask.

"No, but Three-stripes claims he always asks that of people who look like... well, you. No offense, love the hair, but you don't strike me as a regular corsair."

Did she just sneak in another insult? Where's my sword!