Captain Venji 2012/08/28(Tue)17:15 No. 448907 ID: d6ae01
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"I sense plenty of desire coming from this one..."

Huh. I didn't know Sue had it in her. She's probably thinking about how awesome I am. I know I would.

"Oh look my ultimate attack is charged," snakey says. "This is for stabbing me two times, you big... meanie!"

Captain Venji 2012/08/28(Tue)17:16 No. 448908 ID: d6ae01
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>447714
"Peep!?"

*fwooosh~!*

Captain Venji 2012/08/28(Tue)17:17 No. 448910 ID: d6ae01
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"Captain! We're here to HeoOoOoh my~"

Scalene looks at me quizzically. "It...didn't work? How...?"

"Well, I did roz-block it."

"He did absorb a lot of energy, yes. But not enough to stop it completely! You should be crushed under the sheer weight of your tilde, and yet you still stand. This makes no sense-- I saw how you acted around your twin. There's no way my powers wouldn't work on you unless--

"Oh my god you really are that narcissistic."

"You bet your curvy snake-ass I am."

FINISH THIS somehow

Her powers have no affect on you but that doesn't stop her being a snake with infinite coils! Uh, I guess your choices are limited to making her infinite length finite by cutting her in half, or, as a far less ghoulish approach, maybe talking things through.

>>448914
She isn't some kind of demon-hydra, is she? Does bisecting her leave you with two infinite snakes?

Better not risk it. Deploy Rozbomb, and... oh. Oh crap. How turned on is your bote right now?

now fight her mouth with your mouth.

>>448910
Scalene: Initiate Plan B: CORPORAL CUDDLING.

The bird might be able to resist your wiles, but she's still way smaller than you!

Well, it looks like your Franklin Badge little bird managed to deflect Scalene's lightning lust beam thing... but your whole crew just got wrecked.

You'll have to handle this on your own, with the power of DIPLOMACY haha who am I kidding

Wait, so how much are you lusting after yourself right now? Is that going to affect you much?

>>448914
Well, cutting through her will result in the separation of what approaches 100% of her body, so I think that is easily fatal. But let's not, please? I would prefer we did something that doesn't involve murdering someone who's been fighting nonviolently.

If Roz really didn't absorb all of that attack, then that probably means that either he's leaking tildes, or he's somehow reached lust capacity. I'm willing to bet that the latter goes on as long as Scalene, here, so that means that he's emitting high levels of tilde radiation. YOU seem to be somehow resisting it, but I wonder how well she can. Throw Roz straight at Scalene. You know where to aim.

You think Roz is charged up enough from that attack for a Rozonance Cascade?

>>448907
Aw, Sue's only desire is a little well deserved recognition. Thankfully that's easy to give. Or well, it would be, if you weren't such a narcissist.

>Ultimate attack, fail
Okay, I'm completely immune to the best you've got. Seems to me this is the point you surrender in the face of my sheer awesomeness. Unless you want me to keep stabbing you. I could do this all day.

the bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, so throw a bush at her then throw roz in the bush so she has twice as much roz power being pumped into her

CAST SLEEP

Roz: barf up the cotton candy dragon. Ruin everything.

>>448910
Finish this by throwing Roz at her and telling him to go nuts.

>>448946

Yes. Do this, and - this is important - explain it to her while you do it.

With any luck, she'll get an anyeurism from the sheer "brilliance" of the plan.

Captain Venji 2012/09/01(Sat)07:53 No. 450332 ID: d6ae01
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>Boat is a bird. Boat is a bird. Except it isn't at all that's dumb
YYYep. Its canon is out and everything. I really hope that thing doesn't go off prematurely.

>>448945
"I'm immune to your powers, demon. You might as well surrender now and submit to my sheer awesomeness. Or I could keep stabbing you. That's pretty fun, I could do it all day."

"I just don't get it. That move's never failed before."

"You're still hung up on that?"

"Yes! You don't happen to know why, do you? This is going to bug me all day."

Captain Venji 2012/09/01(Sat)07:53 No. 450333 ID: d6ae01
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"Tell me, what's the coolest thing ever?" I ask.

"Pirates."

"Right. That's obvious. Now, what's the second coolest thing ever?"

"Um... Ninjas?"

I stare at her.

"...Nagas?"

"Robots. It's robots."

Captain Venji 2012/09/01(Sat)07:54 No. 450334 ID: d6ae01
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"Now then. I'm made up of trillions upon trillions of tiny little robots. Do you know what that means, snake?"

"maybe don't call me 'snake' while talking about nanomachines"

Captain Venji 2012/09/01(Sat)07:54 No. 450336 ID: d6ae01
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"IT MEANS, my dear, that I am a robot pirate. Your powers are useless on me. Gaze upon me and be overcome with awe, for I am Captain Venji, the coolest fucking thing in the goddamn universe!"

"oh"

>You think Roz is charged up enough from that attack for a Rozonance Cascade?
>FINISH THIS somehow
"You showed me your move, now let me show you mine! It's time, Roz!"

"Peep peep!"

"ROZONANCE--"

Captain Venji 2012/09/01(Sat)07:55 No. 450337 ID: d6ae01
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>>449904
>>448936
>>448933
"...bomb."

"Whoa! What is this-- this lust! It's greater than any I've ever felt before! This bird is the very embodiment of it!"

"PeEeEep~"

"Could it be? Could I have finally found my... wait, it's building! No! It's too much! If he goes off I'll--"

animatedish Captain Venji 2012/09/01(Sat)07:56 No. 450339 ID: d6ae01
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"Aaaaaaahhh!"

animated Captain Venji 2012/09/01(Sat)07:57 No. 450340 ID: d6ae01
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>>449103
*hrrck*

"...."

I told him not to eat so much candy. At least, I probably should have told him not to.

Captain Venji 2012/09/01(Sat)07:57 No. 450341 ID: d6ae01
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"Aww, you poor thing! I didn't know you were sick. Come here, mommy will make it better."

"Peep peeeep."

Huh. Guess she's pacified.

Victory pose!

Time to collect crewmembers. Both the ones laying around unconscious from lust spells, and the news ones you just earned. Ijnev is now yours, and you can probably recruit the snake now too.

Holy mother of botes you really are the coolest thing in the universe. Well, Venji, I think you've saved the day. Tell Scalene that if she promises not to try anything you'll get someone to get her patched up. And... maybe invite her to join the crew? Because pirates and robots might be the coolest things in the world, but I'm pretty sure nagas are just below those.

(isn't the bote a girl?)

>>450341
Ok, candy dragon. Get up and get cuddling.

I can't help but notice that "your" move barely required any input from you at all. AFTER THAT BIG SPEECH, TOO. :V

Anyway, I think it's now time to recruit ALL the party members, and maybe get this, uh, chapter of your life over and done with.

Quick, while she's distracted you need to bite her and infect her with awesome tiny robots!

Captain Venji 2012/09/04(Tue)09:57 No. 451650 ID: d6ae01
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"So... I win, right?"

The snake doesn't look up from Roz. "Sure, whatever. There, there, it'll be okay little one."

"And you'll free Ijnev and the others? and join my crew? and I can have all your loot?"

She waves her hand dismissively. "Yes, okay."

>>450699
"You and I are gonna get along juuuust fine," I say, patting the naga on the back to discreetly place some nanomachines. Every member of my crew gets a few. They transmit a weak signal saying how awesome I am.

"Peep..."

"Aww, looks like you need some medicine. Good thing demons always come prepared!"

Captain Venji 2012/09/04(Tue)09:58 No. 451651 ID: d6ae01
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>Victory pose!
SCORE YET ANOTHER ONE FOR CAPTAIN VENJI!

>I can't help but notice that "your" move barely required any input from you at all. AFTER THAT BIG SPEECH, TOO.
A good captain knows when to trust her crew. I knew Roz could probably handle it, and things are moving along slowly enough without a big epic battle getting in the way!

>Candy dragon
Still don't know what he did with that dragon, but his... sick is lifeless.

Scalene continues mothering Roz while the crew loads the ship with treasure. It's technically the lizards' property, but pirate code 42 clearly states that a pirate can loot the loot of their loot.

>isn't the bote a girl?
It's an innie.

Captain Venji 2012/09/04(Tue)10:00 No. 451654 ID: d6ae01
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"...So I totally owned the master, and she nodded dismissively when I asked her to free you, and that totally counts so she's no longer your boss. Since I get all the spoils, you're now part of my crew!"

"I... don't know what to say. I didn't think you could do it. But I don't intend to move from one master to another."

"Oh come on, it's not like that. We'll be partners! Think of it. A robot pirate and a ninja clone? That's a combination you're pretty much never beating."

"Heh, maybe. But if it's all the same to you, I'd... I'd like to find my own purpose. Be my own master for a while. There's another ship, right? I could take that, and find a place for me and the others."

Banish alllllll of your crewmates to the other, more inferior ship. Make them prove themselves worthy to join back with your main crew [you]

Well... fine, I guess you can go enjoy some time not enslaved by anyone. (At least this means we get to reunite some day with an awesome naval battle!)

All right. If she insists. On the condition that she doesn't try to pretend to be you. Say goodbye to Ijnev with a hug and lament losing the chance to recruit the only character that can even approach your "awesome".

Ijnev can be captain of her own ship so long as you get to be Admiral Venji. And she has to give you a 90% cut of any loot she acquires. And you get exclusive control over the narrative.

>>451763
This plan seems legit. GO ADMIRAL VENJI

>>451654
That sounds good. But you need to discuss things some more, first.

In your chambers.

Captain Venji 2012/09/07(Fri)17:41 No. 452496 ID: d6ae01
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>>451657
>>451672
>>451763
"All right, I can respect wanting to find your own identity. Been there myself once. Few rules, though: don't go pretending you're me, I get to be admiral, and I get a small percentage of any loot you find. I'm thinking 90%"

She shrugs. "Whatever floats your boatface. It's not really about the money for me anyway."

Well that was easy. "Then it's agreed!"

"Yes. But if you really want that 90%..."

Admiral Venji 2012/09/07(Fri)17:41 No. 452497 ID: d6ae01
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"...You're going to have to take it from me~"

!

>>451956
"W-well um haha it's still supposedly night time and it'd be silly for you guys to sail off in the dark so why don't you just s-stay here overnight and rest-- yes! Rest up. nice and rested."

"Hmm~ I accept your hospitality... admiral."

I'm liking this already.

Admiral Venji 2012/09/07(Fri)17:42 No. 452498 ID: d6ae01
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Once daylight breaks, we help Ijnev and her companions get situated on the other ship. They should have enough supplies to last a few months-- long enough to find land, assuming they don't get hopelessly lost like I totally didn't.

I hope... nah, I'm sure they'll be fine. She's my twin, after all. I know deep inside my circuits that we'll meet again one day.

They should be preparing to launch. I hope all that cardboard doesn't slow them down too much.

Admiral Venji 2012/09/07(Fri)17:42 No. 452499 ID: d6ae01
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*Crash!*

Whoa! That's what was inside!? What a... truly fine ship!

The ship circles us once before heading northeast. I listen to the sounds of wind and water around me as I watch them fade into the distance. I don't think I'd ever noticed before how serene the ocean was.

It's almost enough to make an admiral wistful.

Admiral Venji 2012/09/07(Fri)17:43 No. 452500 ID: d6ae01
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Once I get my fill of the sea, I head to my cabin to collect my thoughts. We should be setting off ourselves soon. I hope the naga will be all right with the island to herself. I'd love to bring her along, but there's no way this little ship is holding something that long.

"Excuse me, captain? Or I guess admiral?"

Admiral Venji 2012/09/07(Fri)17:43 No. 452501 ID: d6ae01
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Guh.

"I've decided to come along with you. Someone needs to look after this poor bird and being all alone on an island would get boring really fast."

"oh so that's how you get around"

"Hmm?"

"Nothing. That works for me. I guess this saves me the trouble of getting Roz a birthday present."

"Peep!"

"Welcome aboard. Sorry I stabbed you twice."

Admiral Venji 2012/09/07(Fri)17:44 No. 452502 ID: d6ae01
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I head back up top and look outward, plotting our path. I find myself thinking on all that's happened and all the people I've met.

It's been a while since I 'obtained' this ship and set out with a skeleton crew of Nilaka, Sue, and Ashela. I think back on all the adventures I've had since. Saving Dragontits from that creepy cat, swordfighting Kanela and her dog, wak-ing it up with spikesby, and making Boaga several times cooler. And then several times prettier.

They say an admiral is only as good as her crew. I know I'm the best, because I'm surrounded by the best people. Maybe one day I'll tell them that.

"Um, captain?" Nilaka's voice speaks up from behind me.

"Ah! Yes, loyal crewman?"

"We're ready to ship out. We just need you to set a course."

"Ah, good. Hmm... I'm thinking west."

"West? Why west? What the heck's out that way?"

Admiral Venji 2012/09/07(Fri)17:44 No. 452503 ID: d6ae01
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"EVERYTHING!"

The end Admiral Venji 2012/09/07(Fri)17:45 No. 452504 ID: d6ae01
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"IT'S THE FUCKING OCEAN!"

>>452497
Yes! Good end!

Fair thee well, Captain Admiral Venji.

>>452501
Ummm... I'm wondering how many of those portals she can have open at once. As she moves around the ship, won't her coils gradually come aboard?

>>452506
WE HAVE OUR SEQUEL HOOK