--- !TEEDashxDA 2011/03/15(Tue)23:02 No. 288642 ID: e973f4
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. . .

Wake up, octopus! You have an adorable day ahead of you!

Arise... red thing.

feferi since when are you slazzarine?

>>288642
Keep sleeping a while longer. No need to get up right away.

Don't wake up! If you do, you will be infected with us crazy head-voices FOREVER. Or at least till you accomplish some major goal. Or we might just disappear randomly.

its ok, you dont have to check if the water cleaning is working.

i mean, why bohter if you are swimming in your own piss.

[1/2] --- !TEEDashxDA 2011/03/16(Wed)21:26 No. 288839 ID: e973f4
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>Wake up
. . .

>Don't wake up
. . . Nh.

[2/2] --- !TEEDashxDA 2011/03/16(Wed)21:27 No. 288841 ID: e973f4
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. . .

I suppose I am to wake.

good, now go get some eats.

>>288843
Yeah. Do you like to eat green things?

Look around you.

>LOOK ROOM

>>288841
... well if you're up then I guess you should get out of that cocoon as well.

READ NOTE HUG TOM
Either that, or get out of that cocoon.

[1/2] --- !TEEDashxDA 2011/03/17(Thu)21:32 No. 289067 ID: e973f4
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>food
I am not hungry.

I will eat when I am.

>do you like to eat green things?
. . .

>get out of the cocoon
Alright.

[2/2] --- !TEEDashxDA 2011/03/17(Thu)21:32 No. 289068 ID: e973f4
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>LOOK ROOM
Nothing unusual.

>>289068
Exit room, then.

coo, exit room and go to first scheduled stop.

DANCE! DANCE LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT!

Go see if your friends are still alive.

>>289068
So, have you any abnormalities?

>>289086
Those scondry arms look kinda big for a slassawhatever

--- !TEEDashxDA 2011/03/18(Fri)21:37 No. 289205 ID: e973f4
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>dance
. . .

>abnormalities
. . .

>my friends
They should be fine.

>exit room
And go where?

>>289205
Mess with the blue bubbly things. Wait, is your guys tech usually red and meaty?

i dunno. you are the one who knows where things are. how about the central room?

>>289205
Downward! DIG FOR VICTORY.

Review your current personal situation.

>>289205
Bathroom? Usually the first place I go after I wake up, followed by the kitchen.

>>289205
Check out that box.

[1/2] --- !TEEDashxDA 2011/03/19(Sat)21:11 No. 289471 ID: e973f4
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>DIG
. . .

>red and meaty tech?
. . .

>current personal situation
Tired.

. . .

Very tired.

>go to the central room
The control room.

We're docked. I don't see the point.

>or the bathroom
I could stand to wash off before I leave.

[2/2] --- !TEEDashxDA 2011/03/19(Sat)21:12 No. 289472 ID: e973f4
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>blue things
The consoles.

>box
Storage device.

If you insist.

ÆTHER Multipurpose Storage Device v. 21.0.2.6 Firmware update available. Hello Kyhzee.

Wait, who are you, and what do you do?

Who are you?
Who are we?
Why are headvoices not freaking you out?
Where are we?
What are we doing?
Why are we doing it?

I think that about covers what we need to know.

>>289476
You forgot a few.

Check inventory
View character sheet
A comprehensive list of skills and abilities would suffice for the last, of course

Would you like to sleep more?

If you're tired, perhaps you should go back to sleep! Unless you have an appointment, of anything urgent is happening?

>>289472
Update that stuff! Say no to vulnerabilities!

[1/2] Kyhzee !TEEDashxDA 2011/03/20(Sun)21:34 No. 289733 ID: d677cc
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>who are you?
Kyhzee.

>what do you do?
I'm a pilot.

>where are you?
On my ship. Waiting.

>go back to sleep
Not that kind of tired.

>update firmware
Okay.

Updating firmware... Complete. Firmware updated to v. 22.0.0.2

[2/2] Kyhzee !TEEDashxDA 2011/03/20(Sun)21:34 No. 289734 ID: d677cc
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>headvoices
. . .

>inventory
Nothing right now.

>skills, abilities
I can fly ships.

What would you like to do now, Kyhzee? If you're heading out, you probably want your pack and your multitool. Is there anything else to be gotten?

These things are unnerving.

>>289734
A fine hat. The finest hat you possess.

What is it that you're waiting for?
Also, get your pack and multitool.

>>289733
What happened, Kyhzee? Death? Ruin? Uncomfortable realisation? Abandonment? Traumatic childhood? Terminal illness?

Get:
1. Pack
2. Multitool
3. Rations
4. Alcohol
5. Super awesome pilot hat, to show off your super awesome pilot rank
6. A cape

Well then Kyhzee, I've got a few questions

Are you a guy or girl?

Why are you waiting? What's the current mission?

Is there anyone else on board?

>>289734
Retrieve arms from cabinet No, scratch that, you already have entirely too many

[1/3] Kyhzee !TEEDashxDA 2011/03/21(Mon)18:46 No. 289907 ID: d677cc
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>guy or girl
Male.

>hat
I don't wear them.

>rations
We've got a synthesizer. I don't need them.

>alcohol
Not right now.

>waiting?
For a new destination.

>anyone else?
Two others.

>pack, multitool
Alright. I'll leave them in the room for now, though.

[2/3] Kyhzee !TEEDashxDA 2011/03/21(Mon)18:47 No. 289908 ID: d677cc
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>what happened, Kyhzee?

[3/3] Kyhzee !TEEDashxDA 2011/03/21(Mon)18:47 No. 289909 ID: d677cc
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Items retrieved. Have a good day, Kyhzee!

I should wash off before I leave.

Why so bored and terse, Kyhzee?

Requesting info on others on board the ship.

>wash off
Yes. Make sure you get all those hard-to-reach-places.

>>289909
What do you want?

>>289917
Yea, get nake... wait... forget it

Who are the two others? Other pilots?

Yeah, wash up. Who're the other dudes?

[1/2] Kyhzee !TEEDashxDA 2011/03/22(Tue)17:05 No. 290183 ID: d677cc
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>bored and terse
I'm not bored.

And terse is who I am.

>wash off
Yes.

[2/2] Kyhzee !TEEDashxDA 2011/03/22(Tue)17:05 No. 290184 ID: d677cc
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>hard-to-reach places
I'm flexible enough.

>the others
Besides me, there's a medic and an engineer.

Neither of them are salazzas. We've been on the crew together for three years now.

>what do you want?
. . .

I don't know anymore.

I just don't know.

>>290184
What are they if not Salazzas?

>>290184
>>290195

They aren't a pair of Earthlings, one German and one Texan are they?

Do you want to become an old man, filled with regret, waiting to die alone?
Surely not! Finish up here and go say good day to your friends.
Also, acquire some psychedelic mushrooms if you can, for later use. It could come in handy.

Hey. HEY! You need to smile.

>>290203
Yes.
Very much this.

If you don't know what you want, then we have to narrow it down. What DON'T you want?

you are:

-male
-sober
-alone
-depressed

lets fix all of these 4 things. go hit a bar, and dont forget your bling. we gon get ya hooked, even if it is with a hooker.

wait, when did a fully functional set of mid-limbs become standard among the salazzas?

Or are you a mutant? Is that why you're on a ship with crew of different species?

[1/2] Kyhzee !TEEDashxDA 2011/03/24(Thu)18:46 No. 290645 ID: d677cc
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>an old man, filled with regret, waiting to die alone
. . .

>good day to your friends
They will come for me soon.

>psychedelic mushrooms
. . .

>midlimbs
A genetic modification. Universal nowadays.

>smile
Not likely.

>a bar
None around here.

>what are they?
An amtsvane and a duduk.

Speaking of which. There's a knock at the cabin door.

"Kyhzee?"

[2/2] Kyhzee !TEEDashxDA 2011/03/24(Thu)18:47 No. 290646 ID: d677cc
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"Are you awake yet? It's awfully late. I was going to actually cook something for our morning meal today instead of just using the synthesizer, but I wanted to make sure you were awake first."

I suppose I'm done washing off.

You are horribly miserable. Clearly you need to obtain delicious alcohol.

Cooked food sounds like a nice idea.
Go greet him, and show your appreciation with a REALLY BIG hug.

>>290648
Alcohol enhances your mood. If you're miserable you'll be super miserable.

Go say hi with your tersest greeting.

hug friend, eat bacon

accidentaly, admire his cooking skills, think of getting a paiting or some other ornament for your room, go out shopping, etc.

Well then, time to get dressed and ready for breakfast.

[1/3] Kyhzee !TEEDashxDA 2011/03/26(Sat)20:45 No. 291086 ID: d677cc
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>alcohol will make you feel better
>alcohol will make you feel more miserable
Well then.

>get dressed
It's not cold.

>decorate your room
I've been meaning to. No good ideas.

>go shopping
Nowhere to shop right now.

I walk over and open the door.

It's Sazgvao. Our engineer.

"Kyhzee!"

He looks down at me and produces a low, falling tone. I'm told amtsvane do this when they're happy.

>say hi
"Hi."

[2/3] Kyhzee !TEEDashxDA 2011/03/26(Sat)20:46 No. 291089 ID: d677cc
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>admire his cooking skills
Can't comment yet.

"I'm sorry I came in and bothered you. Were you busy? I'm just excited because I haven't tried cooking in a long time and I wanted to make sure you were around for it. Are you feeling alright? I-- You're probably feeling alright; you were feeling alright yesterday. Silly of me to ask. Sorry."

He makes the "happy" noise again.

[3/3] Kyhzee !TEEDashxDA 2011/03/26(Sat)20:46 No. 291090 ID: d677cc
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"So if you could go wait at the table in the dining room I'll start getting that together. Or you could wait anywhere, really. If you want to watch me cook I'll be doing that in the dining room though. Mmh... oh! And Clear says we finally got an assignment. They called in this morning. We'll be going out the day after tomorrow. Honestly I'm glad we'll finally be going somewhere; there's not much to do here besides sit on the ship. Hey, you're all wet. ... I just caught you coming out of the shower, didn't I. I'm sorry! Or... no, that's Clear who gets mad at me when I catch her wet. Oh, no, I mixed you two up. I'm sorry!"

>hug him
Should I?

YES. Hugs always make you feel better. Say why, though, when you do it, as not to have misunderstandings.

>>291090
Hmm. Is he really big or are you just small? Oh god, I have no idea what reference point to use when comparing alien species!

Hug? You uh... should be as friendly as would be appropriate for how much you like him, taking into account both of your cultures.

>>291090
Yes, you should hug him. You're pretty close, after all. And watch him cook! It'll be more interesting than sitting and doing nothing.

you has a gud friend. be gud in return to him.

hug him and tell him you will most likely not watch him cook.

for now it seems work could get you at least active. lets check what assignment that is while we bother everyone on the ship with your sympatic apathy

YES

HUGS

Hugs power the universe. To obtain power you must hugs.

Kyhzee !TEEDashxDA 2011/03/28(Mon)21:46 No. 291626 ID: d677cc
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>big or small?
Amtsvane are very large. Saz is about [eighteen feet] tall.

>assignment
It'll only be another run. That's all we do.

>hug him!
If you insist.

"...! Um... K-kyhzee... ?"

"Calm down, alright?"

"O-okay... y-you're, um... you're... I... I'll just... go to the dining room... now..."

He trots off.

Happy?

yes, very.

Er. Well, perhaps you could request that he lean down for a proper hug rather than just grabbing his leg.

Move along, anyway.

>happy?
Yes! Saz is also surely happy to have been hugged. Follow him; you'll both enjoy the company.

I don't know, go to the other place or something.

>It'll only be another run. That's all we do.
Well, our presence in your mind denotes that you are about to embark on a life-changing adventure. So, ya know, expect the unexpected.

Go find the other crew member. They'll probably be watching Saz cook. Or doing something else. One of the two. Maybe even both at the same time!

Kyhzee !TEEDashxDA 2011/03/30(Wed)21:21 No. 292024 ID: d677cc
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>follow him
>move on
Nothing else to do. I head on into the dining room.

"O-- oh! Y-you're... just going to... wait here...? O-oh, um, I... I'll go... I..."

He makes an odd squeaking sound. Still flustered.

"... There's... I... I need to... go..."

And he's off again.

>find the other crew member
She's not in here.

I could try her room.

>>292024
Look for her in her room. If she's there, see if you can bring her over here and you can both watch Sazzy cook.

Go meet your other weird alien friend then.

>>292024
Her room is a good start, don't forget your EDC, though.

What kind of stuff do you guys normally have to eat?

Knock first.