..Hello?

...

((Psst, guys, why don't we just keep quiet for now? :3 ))

...proceed.

This viewpoint lacks several things. If we work together, we might be able to tilt it a little.

Heave-ho!

>>188574
Come on, put your backs into it!

Heave-Ho!

>>188574
>>188575

Heave-Ho!

I, um. Hm.

>>188575
PUSH HARDER DAMN YOU!

HEAVE.... HO!
HEAVE.... HO!

Uh, well then, we'll just be here if you need us... right here...

Suggestion 2010/06/05(Sat)21:47 No. 188584 ID: 0003ac
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...

??? 2010/06/05(Sat)21:53 No. 188586 ID: f35d0a
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H-H-Huh? Who's there?!

I wasn't aroused or anything, I swear!

>>188586
Too bad; being aroused is fun.

Yeah, so.

Who are you, and why should I continue to care?

Would you like to be aroused?

>>188586
Ah-huh, go ahead and take a whiff of that hand and tell me you weren't aroused. Yeah, can't lie to the nose.

Anyway, how are you, what's your name, who's Jonah, where are you, what do you do, who is your daddy and what does he do.... pick questions and give answers.

>>188586
Nothing wrong with a little self love, miss.

What's your name? And who's Jonah?

>>188590
>who are you and would you care to continue?
FTFY

>>188586
Hi.

Who're you?

??? 2010/06/05(Sat)22:26 No. 188610 ID: f35d0a
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I don't smell like that! I swear!

Umm, I'm Diana. I'm just an average student who just wants to take it easy, you know?

??? 2010/06/05(Sat)22:28 No. 188612 ID: f35d0a
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Who's Jonah? Only the hottest guy in our school! He's handsome yet athletic, and a quiet type that can stun anyone with his looks! I swear, I swear, I swear!

He's so cute, all the girls want to date him! Yaaaaaaaaaaaa!

*RRRRRRRIIIIIIING*

Is it the school bell, or the ringing of my love for Jonah? Aaaaaaaaaah...

>>188610
Yes, we know. We saw you. It's cool though, we're not going to tel anyone.

>>188612
Okay, WHAT are you, exactly? Some kind of anthropomorphic capybara?

Suggestion 2010/06/05(Sat)22:31 No. 188616 ID: bde1b8
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>>188610

>>188612
It's the school bell. Get moving!

Are you a rat? Cute.

Where's your next class?

I'm sure you've heard stories of the girl that gets the guy but it turns out he just wanted in her pants.
Don't be that girl. Make sure he's not the 'love 'em and leave 'em' sort.

Also, get to class. Maybe you'll see him on the way!

How good in class are you?

...Are you in the top percentage?

>>188640
If this Jonah hasn't gotten a girlfriend already, chances are he's gay, or an oblivious fool.

Diana 2010/06/05(Sat)23:30 No. 188669 ID: f35d0a
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>>188648
No. Why would I? The top percentage is for nerds, like that one guy with those dorky sunglasses!

>>188640
>>188650
Oh, no no no! Jonah's just a quiet one. That's why he's so mysterious and sexy!

>>188624
Chemistry! I hate Chemistry!

I hope I'm not late, though. I don't want to be humiliated by her!

Diana 2010/06/05(Sat)23:31 No. 188671 ID: f35d0a
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... Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit! Mrs. Sanders' already at the door!

"... Late again? You rarely come to my class on time, young lady! Now what's your excuse this time?"
"I... Uhh..."

I don't know what to say!

>>188671
Tell the truth, duh.
Lying will get you nowhere.

Apologize, say that you couldn't find your bag.

Sorry, ma'm. Had to caress some tuna.

>>188671
Just say you were outside and you came as fast as you could.

(or rather, didn't come haha)

"There is no excuse, ma'am."

>>188671
Lie. Lie your ass off.

"I was masturbating."

>>188671
Just say you were off daydreaming, it's true enough. Not like any other answer will get you in less trouble.

Diana 2010/06/06(Sun)00:05 No. 188707 ID: f35d0a
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"I was looking for my bag!"
"But you've never brought a bag to any of your classes."

"Because I have not found it yet!" :3c

Diana 2010/06/06(Sun)00:06 No. 188709 ID: f35d0a
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"I mean, uhh... Someone else's... bag?"
"... Just go to your seat. Expect some heavy homework later."

Ah just sit down silly rat.

SIT

Try to look ass cute as possible when sitting.
Hopefully it'll make her forgive you

Decide this is boring and leave.

Quick, what's the buffer capacity of a 1L solution containing .52mol HCl and .4mol NaCl?

Diana 2010/06/06(Sun)00:28 No. 188722 ID: f35d0a
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I can't leave this class. I wouldn't be able to attend the game and see Jonah if I skip now!

I just swallow it all and sit down.

"So what, Diana? W.D.W.J. again?"
"Yeah..."
"Come on, Diana! You can't just settle for daydreaming!"
"I know, Lilai. It's just... I can't help it..."

"Quiet, you two! I'm teaching here!"

>>188722
I have no idea what that thing next to you is. What's up with that crazy arm mang?

She's right, you need to do something. But for now pay attention in class you silly rat!

>>188722
He has a thing for bisexual girls. Offer to make-out with your friend and he'll become SO interested in you.

>>188722
Who's your friend there?

>>188728
Shit, do this. You can't go wrong here. What classes do you share with Jones and this chick?

>>188728
I'm still putting my money on him being gay. Seriously, if every girl's after him somebody should have gotten him already.

Unless he's one of those shy guys who turn out to be over possessive.

Diana 2010/06/06(Sun)01:01 No. 188752 ID: f35d0a
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Lilai's a foreign student who's been around for about a month now. I was assigned to show her around as punishment from Mrs. Sanders, and we became friends. She's a bit gossipy and talkative, but she's pretty swell.

I still have to wonder why she has those kind of breasts though. I mean, isn't she a bird of some sort? Aren't birds supposed to not have boobs?

Mrs. Sanders: "... Diana! Solve this problem."

Diana 2010/06/06(Sun)01:02 No. 188753 ID: f35d0a
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... A little help?

>>188753
Damned if I know - I'm an art major.

>>188753
Uhh, 4.6?

Stop cheating and solve it yourself

>>188753
Use Tail Whip, followed by Hyper Fang.

Balanced equation: HC2H3O2 <=> H+ + C2H3O2-

10g NaC2H3O2 = .1219mol, .1219mol in 200.0ml solution = .6095M

Ice table:
[HC2H3O2]| 1.00M, -x, 1.00M-x or 1.00M
___________________________________
[H+]| 0M, +x, x
[C2H3O2-]| .6095M, +x, .6095M+x or .6095M

Ka = .6095x/1 = 1.7x10^-5
x = [H+] = 2.8x10^-5

pH = -log[H+] = 4.6

Correct me if I'm wrong.

>>188793
I went with:
pH = pKa + log(mol conjugatebase / mol acid)
= -log(4.7e-5) + log((10g / 81g/mol ) / .2mol)
= 4.77 + -.21
= 4.6

>>188801
...that math at the end there doesn't make sense. Rephrase it?

>>188811
that's called rounding billy

= 4.77 + -.21
= 4.56
~= 4.6

Don't answer the question, it's a trick to see if you have voices in your head that can do math! Do you have a calculator or anything? Use that.

>>188792
She looks a bit young to be using Hyper Fang.

>>188793
>>188801
>>188849
They seem to get it right. Or atleast the same answear.

I flunked on the more complex chemistry with the heavy involvement of math so I can't exactly help here.

rolled 78 = 78

---

Psychically rearrange the chalk particles on the board to say in large numbers "2 + 2". everyone will be looking expectedly at you and will not notice. Then answer 4.

Since you don't know, you should totally draw a picture. Or write that the safest thing to do since you don't know what would happen is to not do it. I'd like to see her gripe too hard about the latter option. Safety first~

Walk up to the blackboard, then follow >>188793
while making a few adorable mistakes. And look cute.

>>188793
This guy got it right. I checked it. Just use a calculator to make the problem more precise...
then again, there's only 2 sig figs...

This is what we're for. Answering/fixing problems for people with problems.

So the choices are this: Answer the right answer from 'the top of your head', answer while writing out all the work, say you don't know/do something stupid to blow it off.

Considering you have the answer, I say work it out using the proof the other guy did. We can make you seem 'super-smart' later.
Pulling it off the top of your head will... well... set off 'something's wrong' detectors

Diana 2010/06/06(Sun)10:29 No. 189004 ID: f35d0a
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I try to follow your solution. Ehh... Uhh...

... It might take awhile. Hang on...

Diana 2010/06/06(Sun)10:31 No. 189006 ID: f35d0a
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"There! I got it, Mrs. Sanders!"
"I see. Good work, Diana. A little question, since you wrote it out..."
"Do you know what a 'conjugate base' is?"

Diana 2010/06/06(Sun)10:31 No. 189008 ID: f35d0a
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"Uhh... Err..."
"Come on, Diana. What's the problem? I thought you know already?"

Diana 2010/06/06(Sun)10:32 No. 189009 ID: f35d0a
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*RRRRRRRIIIIIIING!*

"Okaythanksforthelessonsbyenow!"
"Hey, wait a sec-"

>>189004
[rat ass]

okay to next class fast!

oh and for future reference

conjugate base:
Any compound, of general formula X, which can be transformed into a conjugate acid HX by the gain of a proton

>>189013
Look at that, voices in your head teaching you stuff you were fuzzy on, rather than giving hair-brained ideas.

Why, what a tail this would make!

>>189009
Saved by the bell. Now lets see what's awaiting you now. Another class, or a break you can use to catch a glimpse of Jonah?

>>189023
we can assume she's in one of his classes, so let's keep her on track for the day as to stabilize her from detention. We can save Jonah for lunch.

double etendre intended

Anyway, any voice know any style/makeup/how to make girls look better stuff?

Diana 2010/06/06(Sun)12:19 No. 189077 ID: f35d0a
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Class is shortened for the game! It's the most important game for the school, and they want the support of everyone!

I just need to get away from Mrs. Sanders. She's such a bitch to me!

Diana 2010/06/06(Sun)12:19 No. 189078 ID: f35d0a
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*BAM!*

Diana 2010/06/06(Sun)12:19 No. 189080 ID: f35d0a
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Ouch! I think I hit a wall or something...

Diana 2010/06/06(Sun)12:20 No. 189081 ID: f35d0a
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"What are you doing, pipsqueak?!"

... Oh gah...

>>189081
"Running around without watching where I was going!"

"like, o'my'gawd i totally did men to run into you, i was just, like, so excited to watch the game!

>>189081
"Walking down the corridors. Or is that not allowed anymore?"

>>189077
Oh, crap.
Running into somebody when you're not looking means they're your true love.
You're so screwed.

>>189086
no no no, she didn't have any bread in her mouth so it's fine.

>>189081
Please don't step on me...

>>189088
Bread only matters if it's on the way TO school, or FROM lunch.
She didn't have any books to drop, so that's working against her too.

>>189086
Or it's a giant fucking monster of a rat that scares the shit out of you.

>>189093
It's obviously a Bladefoot... Probably male given the thumbclaw.

>>189081
"Clearly I was giving your balls a crash-test. Looks like you passed."

Diana 2010/06/06(Sun)12:50 No. 189104 ID: f35d0a
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... It's that frigging giant!

"I-I-I was going to the gym... for the game!"
"Well you'd better watch your step, else I won't watch mine on yours! Now back off before I accidentally your face!"

Eeeeh!

back off, you can't handle someone like this... yet.

>>189104
Just get up and continue on your way.

>>189104
Balls. Yea, he's your true love. Sorry, but that's the way these things work.

>>189104
My whole face? But I speak from there!

Say "Yes but what if you if I were ran on and if even better then?!"

>>189115
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Or you could try a more friendly "Not if concerns leaving itself it with and hello you was just not and."

Scratch my durrface, ask him if he has really been far decided as to look what like.

>>189104
you know, stereotypically, the kids who are very mean on the outside are nice inside... but have very bad lives.
The so called hot guy often is a massive ass.
And the hot girl is a superficial whore.

Therefore, this is the guy you must be nice to.

anyway:
"I'm really sorry... I was running from a bitch of a teacher... and the gym... and I wasn't looking..."
then go all kawaii sad on him and he'll be a nice tude...

>>189128
Then grab his balls.

>>189128
>>189139
Hey now lets see what this Jonah is like before we judge him.

>>189140
Indeed. This guy is rude and unhelpful even when we try to be nice, and is eyes are disturbingly googly.

Should still be niceish though!

 

Break out in song.

>>189168
I've changed my mind
This

>>189168
this is high school, so lets add some musical. Let the music flow.

>>189104
Say "Don't hurt me, Desu~"
It's a codeword that, if recognized, will defuse this situation.

Suggestion 2010/06/06(Sun)14:57 No. 189193 ID: d560d6
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>>189191
Don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more?

Diana 2010/06/06(Sun)15:02 No. 189194 ID: f35d0a
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No way am I talking to that guy! He's intimidating! Though I heard he never really gets into a fight for some reason. Maybe everyone's just afraid of him?

Diana 2010/06/06(Sun)15:04 No. 189198 ID: f35d0a
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Oh yeah! The game!

I bolt off to the gym. I'm just in time!

>>189194
Probably doesn't have any friends either.

Diana 2010/06/06(Sun)15:05 No. 189200 ID: f35d0a
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Jonah's that short guy in our team. He's the fastest among them, though. Just look at him zip through that tall guy!

He's so dreamy~

>>189200
Play it cool. Don't just yell out and cheer manically for him. Just stay in the crowd and watch him and cheer with the crowd when it's appropriate.

>>189200
Hmm... try to imagine him as a girl.

His ear is broken.

>>189204
Oh yeah. Didn't notice that before. Make sure to bring it up to him, especially during a sensitive moment.

>>189205
Do the exact opposite of this.

>>189200
fag alert

honestly, though, why don't you just talk to him. If all the girls think he's dreamy, then take the initiative before someone else does...

>>189194
but for godsake, if he's so intimidating, he must be so goddamn lonely. At the very least try to be his friend. I mean honestly, you gotta pity the fool.

yeah, if you don't talk to him someone else will and then he will be lost forever!

>>189208
that's Mr. T's job. Just try talking to him sometime. Don't judge a book by it's cover.

>>189200
actually, since I didn't note it before:
Why do you like em short and fast? I thought most girls wanted the opposite.

back to not poking fun
The ear thing is a good catch. Gives an excuse to touch said ear. Ears ARE sensitive... right? show you care, get some contact in.

Diana 2010/06/06(Sun)15:29 No. 189215 ID: f35d0a
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>>189208
>>189210
... Ehh... Uhh...

>>189202
Nnn... Gah...

Announcer: "And #4, Jonah Terrio, jumps in for a dunk! He makes it!"

"Yes, Jonah! Put it in HARDER!"

Excellent. Now go down there and give him a big hug for a job well done.

:unicode stare:
you really need to talk to him otherwise you will go insane from being pent up.

>>189215
And that... came wrong...
You need to be a little more relaxed and not have everyone in the room realize that you're leaking for him.
do you think you could stick to less suggestive cheering? Like... 'you can do it' and 'that guy's no match for you' and stuff like that. Honestly, someone's gonna think you shlick to him...

no wait...

>>189215
That was an appropriate moment to cheer. Wait to personally congratulate him after the game though. You don't wanna come on to hard and appear all desperate and creepy.

>>189215
okay...probably could have handled that better, don't worry about it, just try to avoid possible innuendo in the future. Whenever you get a chance, try to go talk with him.

>>189215
I know you want to show your support, but you may want to think a bit more about what you say before you say it. Your cheer could have been interpreted as innuendo.

I'm going to agree with the others here - Play it cool, if you get a chance, talk to him in a friendly, calm capacity. Maybe ask him if he'd like to have lunch sometime.

Diana 2010/06/06(Sun)15:43 No. 189226 ID: f35d0a
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Huh... Haah...

"Keep at it, Jonah! Faster!"

Diana 2010/06/06(Sun)15:43 No. 189228 ID: f35d0a
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Announcer: "... Clean-up at west wing, second level..."

>>189226
He saw you~

oh man he totally so you. that's why you talk to people.

You've got problems, girl.

>>189226
um... welp. Looks like I was right after all...
anyway, you're gonna be arrested for public exposure and obscenity. Plead not guilty and proceed to say you had hidden a camera or something down there.
remember to stuff one in before the trial.

Oh, you dumbass! Skedaddle! Make sure to hide your face... I'm sure nobody saw it, since they were likely looking at something else.

I get angry sometimes when people do really stupid things and they aren't caused by me.

Well this was porn.

>>189226
>>189228
Smooth, real smooth. I don't think you're gonna be able to salvage that one.

>>189240
And pretty tame porn at that.

>>189226
wait... so what's our goal here?
To fix whatever's wrong with her head?
Or to hook her up?
Or what?

>>189243
if unsure then pick

D: all of the above.

you are going to need to stop masturbating in public. control yourself a bit, here. I mean, seriously.

>>189226
The underlying problem here is your clothes are too tight. You need some loose clothes that make it less obvious what you're doing in them.

>>189269
and to start playing through your pockets...
and not yell sexual things...
And not to go so fast...
or scream...

>>189276
And maybe not do it in public.
I propose we destroy all her brain cells and take full control.

Oh, wait, that'd make this problem worse...

>>189277
no we would get her body LAID not just masturbate.

>>189277
I propose we leave her brain intact but assume direct control of her body, so that she can be a helpless witness to our insane machinations.

>>189276
the face gives it away, too. unless we want her to just start wearing an Eskimo suit and a face mask, it'd probably be better if she just stopped.

>>189283

That's a strange fetish.

>>189226
Dammit girl! Talk about destroying your reputation =(... or what was left of it...

>>189277
What could be worse than exposing yourself in front of everyone?

>>189283
that's actually not that bad an idea. Take over, fix up her mess, then give her back her body after we fix up the mess she's caused herself.

Now then, how do we do that?

>>189304
Once my awesome magic Black Mage powers have a vessel to channel them, we turn back time to before she did this, befriend the big emo guy, and then give her back control. None of this will ever happen, because we'll take him to the game with us, and she (hopefully) won't do it again with somebody right next to her.

Wait, I'm not a Time Mage, right... well, she's screwed.

>>189306
no, you're a talking pie chart...
QUICK! GIVE STATISTICS!

>>189301
/quest/ forcing her to remove all of her clothes and forcefully having sex with anything that has a penis...and many things that don't.

>>189313
...
Not seeing the bad there...

Classic story.
Girl likes boy.
Boy's never met girl.
Then an event occurs that brings them together in a way that couldn't have been deliberate.

Can Diana overcome her itchy trigger finger?