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188568 No. 188568 ID: f35d0a

Ahh... F-f-faster, Jonah...
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No. 188793 ID: 110e2c

Balanced equation: HC2H3O2 <=> H+ + C2H3O2-

10g NaC2H3O2 = .1219mol, .1219mol in 200.0ml solution = .6095M

Ice table:
[HC2H3O2]| 1.00M, -x, 1.00M-x or 1.00M
___________________________________
[H+]| 0M, +x, x
[C2H3O2-]| .6095M, +x, .6095M+x or .6095M

Ka = .6095x/1 = 1.7x10^-5
x = [H+] = 2.8x10^-5

pH = -log[H+] = 4.6

Correct me if I'm wrong.
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No. 188801 ID: 6b3a37

>>188793
I went with:
pH = pKa + log(mol conjugatebase / mol acid)
= -log(4.7e-5) + log((10g / 81g/mol ) / .2mol)
= 4.77 + -.21
= 4.6
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No. 188811 ID: a594b9

>>188801
...that math at the end there doesn't make sense. Rephrase it?
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No. 188849 ID: 45be60

>>188811
that's called rounding billy

= 4.77 + -.21
= 4.56
~= 4.6
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No. 188854 ID: 0b2a05

Don't answer the question, it's a trick to see if you have voices in your head that can do math! Do you have a calculator or anything? Use that.
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No. 188858 ID: f95872

>>188792
She looks a bit young to be using Hyper Fang.
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No. 188893 ID: c71597

>>188793
>>188801
>>188849
They seem to get it right. Or atleast the same answear.

I flunked on the more complex chemistry with the heavy involvement of math so I can't exactly help here.
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No. 188922 ID: 6a5a08

rolled 78 = 78

Psychically rearrange the chalk particles on the board to say in large numbers "2 + 2". everyone will be looking expectedly at you and will not notice. Then answer 4.
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No. 188963 ID: 6f3bc8

Since you don't know, you should totally draw a picture. Or write that the safest thing to do since you don't know what would happen is to not do it. I'd like to see her gripe too hard about the latter option. Safety first~
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No. 188964 ID: 426169

Walk up to the blackboard, then follow >>188793
while making a few adorable mistakes. And look cute.
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No. 188965 ID: 1806cd

>>188793
This guy got it right. I checked it. Just use a calculator to make the problem more precise...
then again, there's only 2 sig figs...

This is what we're for. Answering/fixing problems for people with problems.

So the choices are this: Answer the right answer from 'the top of your head', answer while writing out all the work, say you don't know/do something stupid to blow it off.

Considering you have the answer, I say work it out using the proof the other guy did. We can make you seem 'super-smart' later.
Pulling it off the top of your head will... well... set off 'something's wrong' detectors
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No. 189004 ID: f35d0a
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189004

I try to follow your solution. Ehh... Uhh...

... It might take awhile. Hang on...
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No. 189006 ID: f35d0a
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189006

"There! I got it, Mrs. Sanders!"
"I see. Good work, Diana. A little question, since you wrote it out..."
"Do you know what a 'conjugate base' is?"
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No. 189008 ID: f35d0a
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189008

"Uhh... Err..."
"Come on, Diana. What's the problem? I thought you know already?"
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No. 189009 ID: f35d0a
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189009

*RRRRRRRIIIIIIING!*

"Okaythanksforthelessonsbyenow!"
"Hey, wait a sec-"
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No. 189010 ID: 1ac39d

>>189004
[rat ass]

okay to next class fast!
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No. 189013 ID: 1ac39d

oh and for future reference

conjugate base:
Any compound, of general formula X, which can be transformed into a conjugate acid HX by the gain of a proton
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No. 189019 ID: d1210a

>>189013
Look at that, voices in your head teaching you stuff you were fuzzy on, rather than giving hair-brained ideas.

Why, what a tail this would make!
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No. 189023 ID: c71597

>>189009
Saved by the bell. Now lets see what's awaiting you now. Another class, or a break you can use to catch a glimpse of Jonah?
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No. 189026 ID: 1806cd

>>189023
we can assume she's in one of his classes, so let's keep her on track for the day as to stabilize her from detention. We can save Jonah for lunch.

double etendre intended

Anyway, any voice know any style/makeup/how to make girls look better stuff?
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No. 189077 ID: f35d0a
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189077

Class is shortened for the game! It's the most important game for the school, and they want the support of everyone!

I just need to get away from Mrs. Sanders. She's such a bitch to me!
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No. 189078 ID: f35d0a
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189078

*BAM!*
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No. 189080 ID: f35d0a
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189080

Ouch! I think I hit a wall or something...
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No. 189081 ID: f35d0a
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189081

"What are you doing, pipsqueak?!"

... Oh gah...
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No. 189083 ID: a594b9

>>189081
"Running around without watching where I was going!"
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No. 189084 ID: 1ac39d

"like, o'my'gawd i totally did men to run into you, i was just, like, so excited to watch the game!
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No. 189085 ID: c71597

>>189081
"Walking down the corridors. Or is that not allowed anymore?"
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No. 189086 ID: 701a19

>>189077
Oh, crap.
Running into somebody when you're not looking means they're your true love.
You're so screwed.
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No. 189088 ID: 1ac39d

>>189086
no no no, she didn't have any bread in her mouth so it's fine.
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No. 189091 ID: 2a421d

>>189081
Please don't step on me...
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No. 189092 ID: 701a19

>>189088
Bread only matters if it's on the way TO school, or FROM lunch.
She didn't have any books to drop, so that's working against her too.
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No. 189093 ID: f95872

>>189086
Or it's a giant fucking monster of a rat that scares the shit out of you.
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No. 189096 ID: 2a421d

>>189093
It's obviously a Bladefoot... Probably male given the thumbclaw.
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No. 189100 ID: 0003ac

>>189081
"Clearly I was giving your balls a crash-test. Looks like you passed."
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No. 189104 ID: f35d0a
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189104

... It's that frigging giant!

"I-I-I was going to the gym... for the game!"
"Well you'd better watch your step, else I won't watch mine on yours! Now back off before I accidentally your face!"

Eeeeh!
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No. 189105 ID: 1ac39d

back off, you can't handle someone like this... yet.
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No. 189106 ID: c71597

>>189104
Just get up and continue on your way.
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No. 189107 ID: 701a19

>>189104
Balls. Yea, he's your true love. Sorry, but that's the way these things work.
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No. 189114 ID: 2a421d

>>189104
My whole face? But I speak from there!
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No. 189115 ID: 8bdb6a

Say "Yes but what if you if I were ran on and if even better then?!"
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No. 189117 ID: d560d6

>>189115
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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No. 189119 ID: 8bdb6a

Or you could try a more friendly "Not if concerns leaving itself it with and hello you was just not and."
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No. 189120 ID: 110e2c

Scratch my durrface, ask him if he has really been far decided as to look what like.
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No. 189128 ID: 1806cd

>>189104
you know, stereotypically, the kids who are very mean on the outside are nice inside... but have very bad lives.
The so called hot guy often is a massive ass.
And the hot girl is a superficial whore.

Therefore, this is the guy you must be nice to.

anyway:
"I'm really sorry... I was running from a bitch of a teacher... and the gym... and I wasn't looking..."
then go all kawaii sad on him and he'll be a nice tude...
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No. 189139 ID: d560d6

>>189128
Then grab his balls.
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No. 189140 ID: 2a421d

>>189128
>>189139
Hey now lets see what this Jonah is like before we judge him.
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No. 189152 ID: 2eac65

>>189140
Indeed. This guy is rude and unhelpful even when we try to be nice, and is eyes are disturbingly googly.
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No. 189157 ID: 0b2a05

Should still be niceish though!
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No. 189168 ID: 6a5a08
 

Break out in song.
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No. 189186 ID: 1806cd

>>189168
I've changed my mind
This
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No. 189190 ID: 1a99f0

>>189168
this is high school, so lets add some musical. Let the music flow.
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No. 189191 ID: 701a19

>>189104
Say "Don't hurt me, Desu~"
It's a codeword that, if recognized, will defuse this situation.
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No. 189193 ID: d560d6
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189193

>>189191
Don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more?
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No. 189194 ID: f35d0a
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189194

No way am I talking to that guy! He's intimidating! Though I heard he never really gets into a fight for some reason. Maybe everyone's just afraid of him?
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No. 189198 ID: f35d0a
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189198

Oh yeah! The game!

I bolt off to the gym. I'm just in time!
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No. 189199 ID: 2a421d

>>189194
Probably doesn't have any friends either.
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No. 189200 ID: f35d0a
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189200

Jonah's that short guy in our team. He's the fastest among them, though. Just look at him zip through that tall guy!

He's so dreamy~
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No. 189202 ID: c71597

>>189200
Play it cool. Don't just yell out and cheer manically for him. Just stay in the crowd and watch him and cheer with the crowd when it's appropriate.
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No. 189203 ID: b58b7e

>>189200
Hmm... try to imagine him as a girl.
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No. 189204 ID: 6a5a08

His ear is broken.
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No. 189205 ID: 1963d1

>>189204
Oh yeah. Didn't notice that before. Make sure to bring it up to him, especially during a sensitive moment.
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No. 189206 ID: b58b7e

>>189205
Do the exact opposite of this.
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No. 189208 ID: 1806cd

>>189200
fag alert

honestly, though, why don't you just talk to him. If all the girls think he's dreamy, then take the initiative before someone else does...

>>189194
but for godsake, if he's so intimidating, he must be so goddamn lonely. At the very least try to be his friend. I mean honestly, you gotta pity the fool.
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No. 189210 ID: 1ac39d

yeah, if you don't talk to him someone else will and then he will be lost forever!
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No. 189212 ID: 1a99f0

>>189208
that's Mr. T's job. Just try talking to him sometime. Don't judge a book by it's cover.
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No. 189213 ID: 1806cd

>>189200
actually, since I didn't note it before:
Why do you like em short and fast? I thought most girls wanted the opposite.

back to not poking fun
The ear thing is a good catch. Gives an excuse to touch said ear. Ears ARE sensitive... right? show you care, get some contact in.
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No. 189215 ID: f35d0a
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189215

>>189208
>>189210
... Ehh... Uhh...

>>189202
Nnn... Gah...

Announcer: "And #4, Jonah Terrio, jumps in for a dunk! He makes it!"

"Yes, Jonah! Put it in HARDER!"
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No. 189217 ID: 110e2c

Excellent. Now go down there and give him a big hug for a job well done.
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No. 189219 ID: 1ac39d

:unicode stare:
you really need to talk to him otherwise you will go insane from being pent up.
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No. 189220 ID: 1806cd

>>189215
And that... came wrong...
You need to be a little more relaxed and not have everyone in the room realize that you're leaking for him.
do you think you could stick to less suggestive cheering? Like... 'you can do it' and 'that guy's no match for you' and stuff like that. Honestly, someone's gonna think you shlick to him...

no wait...
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No. 189221 ID: c71597

>>189215
That was an appropriate moment to cheer. Wait to personally congratulate him after the game though. You don't wanna come on to hard and appear all desperate and creepy.
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No. 189222 ID: 1a99f0

>>189215
okay...probably could have handled that better, don't worry about it, just try to avoid possible innuendo in the future. Whenever you get a chance, try to go talk with him.
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No. 189223 ID: a525b9

>>189215
I know you want to show your support, but you may want to think a bit more about what you say before you say it. Your cheer could have been interpreted as innuendo.

I'm going to agree with the others here - Play it cool, if you get a chance, talk to him in a friendly, calm capacity. Maybe ask him if he'd like to have lunch sometime.
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No. 189226 ID: f35d0a
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189226

Huh... Haah...

"Keep at it, Jonah! Faster!"
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No. 189228 ID: f35d0a
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189228

Announcer: "... Clean-up at west wing, second level..."
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No. 189229 ID: 701a19

>>189226
He saw you~
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No. 189230 ID: 1ac39d

oh man he totally so you. that's why you talk to people.
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No. 189231 ID: 874abe

You've got problems, girl.
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No. 189232 ID: 1806cd

>>189226
um... welp. Looks like I was right after all...
anyway, you're gonna be arrested for public exposure and obscenity. Plead not guilty and proceed to say you had hidden a camera or something down there.
remember to stuff one in before the trial.
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No. 189238 ID: 6a5a08

Oh, you dumbass! Skedaddle! Make sure to hide your face... I'm sure nobody saw it, since they were likely looking at something else.

I get angry sometimes when people do really stupid things and they aren't caused by me.
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No. 189240 ID: c4c313

Well this was porn.
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No. 189241 ID: c71597

>>189226
>>189228
Smooth, real smooth. I don't think you're gonna be able to salvage that one.
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No. 189242 ID: d560d6

>>189240
And pretty tame porn at that.
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No. 189243 ID: 1806cd

>>189226
wait... so what's our goal here?
To fix whatever's wrong with her head?
Or to hook her up?
Or what?
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No. 189244 ID: 1ac39d

>>189243
if unsure then pick

D: all of the above.
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No. 189245 ID: 1a99f0

you are going to need to stop masturbating in public. control yourself a bit, here. I mean, seriously.
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No. 189269 ID: 8ce2bf

>>189226
The underlying problem here is your clothes are too tight. You need some loose clothes that make it less obvious what you're doing in them.
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No. 189276 ID: 1806cd

>>189269
and to start playing through your pockets...
and not yell sexual things...
And not to go so fast...
or scream...
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No. 189277 ID: 6a5a08

>>189276
And maybe not do it in public.
I propose we destroy all her brain cells and take full control.

Oh, wait, that'd make this problem worse...
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No. 189278 ID: 1ac39d

>>189277
no we would get her body LAID not just masturbate.
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No. 189283 ID: d560d6

>>189277
I propose we leave her brain intact but assume direct control of her body, so that she can be a helpless witness to our insane machinations.
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No. 189290 ID: 1a99f0

>>189276
the face gives it away, too. unless we want her to just start wearing an Eskimo suit and a face mask, it'd probably be better if she just stopped.
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No. 189292 ID: 874abe

>>189283

That's a strange fetish.
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No. 189301 ID: f58d30

>>189226
Dammit girl! Talk about destroying your reputation =(... or what was left of it...

>>189277
What could be worse than exposing yourself in front of everyone?
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No. 189304 ID: 1806cd

>>189283
that's actually not that bad an idea. Take over, fix up her mess, then give her back her body after we fix up the mess she's caused herself.

Now then, how do we do that?
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No. 189306 ID: 6a5a08

>>189304
Once my awesome magic Black Mage powers have a vessel to channel them, we turn back time to before she did this, befriend the big emo guy, and then give her back control. None of this will ever happen, because we'll take him to the game with us, and she (hopefully) won't do it again with somebody right next to her.

Wait, I'm not a Time Mage, right... well, she's screwed.
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No. 189308 ID: 1806cd

>>189306
no, you're a talking pie chart...
QUICK! GIVE STATISTICS!
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No. 189313 ID: 1a99f0

>>189301
/quest/ forcing her to remove all of her clothes and forcefully having sex with anything that has a penis...and many things that don't.
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No. 189319 ID: b58b7e

>>189313
...
Not seeing the bad there...
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No. 189321 ID: 0003ac

Classic story.
Girl likes boy.
Boy's never met girl.
Then an event occurs that brings them together in a way that couldn't have been deliberate.

Can Diana overcome her itchy trigger finger?
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