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>>19300
>Velanor
What? No, Gnome only has a Velenor in his contactslist.
Reaver gives him a ring and tells him to get his fat dutch butt over here. Velenor says he was just about to head out to wander about aimlessly, and thus will be there in just fifteen minutes!
>>19303
>Call up some strippers and blackjack. This is going to be the best party ever. We'll charge it to Gnome's tab.
>Better make sure they're male strippers though. Gotta stay in character.
>Then lets invite ClockworkSeal and Velenor and let them know how awesome a party it's going to be, what with all the strippers and blackjack. We'll get a bonus lol when they encounter the male strippers.
No problem! It seems Gnome has a male afro-american stripper named Black Jack in his contactslist, and has all of his information already! Haha, Gnome, you're such a faggot, jesus christ, hahaha!
Awesome, Black Jack is coming over too.
Reaver just called Velenor, so he'll go for ClockworkSeal now.
Reaver lovingly refers to the chap as CockworkShlong and invites him to a splendid party! ClockworkSeal says he LOVES phonecalls, and immediatly agrees.
Then Reaver hangs up because he can't hang on the phone with him all day.
>>19304
Next up to ring is CAPTAINFREIS! But when the phone is answered it's by a dude pretending to be a lady called Meshia. Fucking what? What the hell is wrong with him, acting like a woman. Jesus christ.
Reaver quickly hangs up.
>>19306
Reaver decides it's time to try calling Driblis again.
AW FUCK, VOICEMAIL, FUCKING JESUS CHRIST SHIT REAVER HATES THAT SHIT, FUCK IT.
He tells Driblis is a cunt after the beep and hangs up.
Awesome! This party is gonna be great!
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