>>19396
Weaver: Discover either latent lesbian tendencies or mild crossdressing fetish.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/31(Fri)20:04 No. 19404 ID: fb5d8e
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>>19396
NO!

The apartment roomie agreement contract specifically stated NO ROMANTIC OR SEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS!
The contract
can
not
BE BROKEN!

>>19404

But REVAEW has no such contract!

>>19404
SOME CONTRACTS ARE MEANT TO BE BROKEN, REAVER.

>>19404
Lets go cry on Gnome's girly little shoulders, for Weaver and we are clearly star-crossed lovers, destined for an unhappy end.

Go up on the roof.

Contract is null outside the apartment.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/31(Fri)20:10 No. 19419 ID: fb5d8e
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>>19409
>But REVAEW has no such contract!

>>19410
>SOME CONTRACTS ARE MEANT TO BE BROKEN, REAVER.

But.. it's wrong! Don't you.. Don't you understand....


>>19413
>Lets go cry on Gnome's girly little shoulders, for Weaver and we are clearly star-crossed lovers, destined for an unhappy end.

Yes... Reaver decides that's for the best.. Only Gnome seems to have been watching from an uncomfortably close distance.

>>19419
If I see that damn Gnome one more time...

>>19419
Become WHIRLWIND OF ACTIVITY to hide your NERVOUSNESS.
Steal WEAVER and dress her in SOMETHING FAIRLY EMBARRASSING, to fulfill SCHADENFREUD REQUIREMENT.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/31(Fri)20:14 No. 19426 ID: fb5d8e
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Outside, three men wonder what the fuck is taking so long.

>>19422
Something embarrasing but attractive.

Leaver is on his way up, right? Tell Gnome that a friend is on the way up and that he should totally try to seduce him.

>>19426
Hey, why is that wiener Leaver still there?
Call Velenor and Seal and tell them to ditch the sadsack.

>>19429

Tell that he is the prostitute you hired and that they should totally get around to working her in while you attend to some last minute buisness.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/31(Fri)20:22 No. 19434 ID: fb5d8e
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>>19422
>Become WHIRLWIND OF ACTIVITY to hide your NERVOUSNESS.
>Steal WEAVER and dress her in SOMETHING FAIRLY EMBARRASSING, to fulfill SCHADENFREUD REQUIREMENT.

ALLRIGHT AWESOME
EVERYTHING IS READY FOR THE PARTY
JUST THE GUESTS AND THE STRIPPER NEED TO ARRIVE

>>19434

The intercom was already buzzing. And you called the stripper first, so that's probably him now!

>>19434
Tell Gnome to go down and invite the other guests up.

>>19434
Set out FANCY DINNERWARE.
Pretend that everyone should have known this was a TEA PARTY.
Berate them for lacking the proper attire.

>>19434
You forgot to invite Ed Pastry.

>>19438
Except for that faggot Leaver of course.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/31(Fri)20:38 No. 19444 ID: fb5d8e
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>>19438
>Tell Gnome to go down and invite the other guests up.

Reaver tells Gnome to get the guests.

>>19439
>Set out FANCY DINNERWARE.
>Pretend that everyone should have known this was a TEA PARTY.
>Berate them for lacking the proper attire.

Yeah! That's gonna be some grade A trolling!
Reaver goes-- AW FUCK, GNOME
FUCK IT'S CROWDED IN HERE
AW FU-- FUCKING HELL DID YOU LET IN LEAVER
FUCK YOU GNOME
FUCK

Woah wait
Did ClockworkSeal just roll in on his slippers
Man that is pretty hardcore
Reaver can respect that


So, now the crib is stuffed and the stripper hasnt arrived yet, what should be going down?

>>19444

Well, since the stripper hasn't arrived yet, guess Gnome will just have to do for now. Then lets take Leaver aside for a special party game of "who can wait locked in the closet for the longest?" We'll even be nice and let him go first.

>>19444
Continue with TEA PARTY idea.
Completely ignore COOLING PIZZA and SODA.

>>19444
Admire that picture in the background that appears to be a bunch of Ash Ketchums in a drum circle. Seriously what the hell is going on with that thing?

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/31(Fri)20:44 No. 19448 ID: fb5d8e
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>>19447
>Admire that picture in the background that appears to be a bunch of Ash Ketchums in a drum circle. Seriously what the hell is going on with that thing?

...Hmmmmm....

>>19448
It's a bunch of very pixelated Ash Ketchums in a drum-circle, clearly.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/31(Fri)20:49 No. 19456 ID: fb5d8e
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ALLRIGHT THAT'S IT
REAVER IS TURNING OFF THE LIGHTS AND CLOSING THE BLINDS
HE'S GOING TO SLEEP

Use the fart application on Gnome's phone to make it appear as though he is farting.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/31(Fri)20:51 No. 19459 ID: fb5d8e
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LEAVER WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE GLOW IN THE DARK PAINT ON YOUR FACE


>THE END
>FOR NOW

>>19456
Dammit Leaver turn off your head I mean Jesus.

>>19456
Wow, Leavers head grows in the dark? Awesome.

>>19456
A SLEEPOVER?
Talk about boys, makeup and clothes.
Cause CLOCKWORKSEAL and VELENOR to become disturbed.

>>19459

Good night for now Reaver, looking forward to next time.

Leaver!pjeCPR3wgk 2009/07/31(Fri)20:56 No. 19465 ID: 227d44
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>>19459
Wh-what paint?

>>19465
Hey Leaver. Its Friday. Where's our PrudyQuest?

Leaver!pjeCPR3wgk 2009/07/31(Fri)21:02 No. 19469 ID: 227d44
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>>19466
UM

G2G

>>19466
It's only friday in real life, not in-quest.

>>19469
Then where's our Quester Quest?

Leaver!pjeCPR3wgk 2009/07/31(Fri)21:13 No. 19478 ID: 227d44
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>>19476
Why would you want it? I mean, look at this "art".

LOOK AT IT I SAY

>>19478
I... I was enjoying it is all... no need to yell...
*sniff*

Suggestion 2009/08/01(Sat)09:42 No. 19610 ID: fb5d8e
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holy hell what time is it

>>19610

Find your yukata, fast!

Suggestion 2009/08/01(Sat)09:47 No. 19612 ID: fb5d8e
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>>19611
>Find your yukata, fast!

Score!

>>19612
Weaver: Lament on the lack of ACT today.

>>19612

Didn't you leave your pointy hat at the cleaners?

>>19612
Lets... lets keep the stalkings. No one needs to know.

>>19615
Stockings you dolt, not stalkings.

>>19619
..although the other thing is good too

>>19610
>>19612
Wait... why did you wake up in Weaver's room?
Was... was the contract broken?

What became of the party?

Ask Weaver what the heck happened.