>>19255

Reaver is a fox person, and fox people are people to (by definition).

>>19254
Schlick- I mean Fap furiously

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/31(Fri)18:36 No. 19262 ID: fb5d8e
File 124909058334.jpg - (101.03KB , 800x507 , 61.jpg )

>>19255
>Wait, he's right.
>You're not a people, you're a fox.
>Foxes don't wear clothes.
>Why do you think you're people, Reaver?

Reaver tells you to check out his sweet ass princess-theme bedroom! If that doesn't make him people, nothing will!

>>19258
>Let us pretend to be... ummm... Revaew! >Reaver's generically foreign relative. They'll never catch on to that, and we can totally spy on them right under their noses!

Allright! Reaver will pretend to be Ravaew, Reaver's fictional cousin from overseas, who has come to stay with them for a while.
Let's see how long the ruse will last!
What a thrill! Reaver is stoked!

>>19262
Great. Lets go introduce ourselves and partake of the snackage

>>19262
Wait for Gnome to get back and then seduce him.

>>19262
Ensure you have a BACKUP YUKATA and HATMASK in case you need to recrossdress back temporarily.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/31(Fri)18:47 No. 19268 ID: fb5d8e
File 124909126475.jpg - (133.21KB , 800x507 , 62.jpg )

>>19263
>Great. Lets go introduce ourselves and partake of the snackage

>>19266
>Wait for Gnome to get back and then seduce him.

Reaver heads to the living room.
It seems in the time it took Reaver to do a short MudyQuest chapter and get dressed, all the little faggot did was put the pizza on the couch and the drinks on the floor, then stand around like a ballsack.
Reaver bonjours the mon ami with a sultry french accent.
Gnome seems impressed!

Why arent you calling ClockworkSeal and Velenor, Reaver?
you said you would call ClockworkSeal and Velenor

>>19268
Call him a cute little man.

>>19268
Get in real close and whisper sweet nothings into Gnome's ear's.
To make it easier, pretend that he's Weaver.

>>19271
Weaver is keeping the cellphone hostage.

>>19268
Lean forward, realise you have no cleavage.

>>19268
Introduce yourself to Weaver.

>>19268
Attempt to get him naked before the party starts, with our SULTRY FRENCH WAYS. Then laugh when everyone else shows up and mocks his nakedness.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/31(Fri)18:55 No. 19290 ID: fb5d8e
File 124909171991.jpg - (130.87KB , 800x507 , 63.jpg )

>>19271
>Why arent you calling ClockworkSeal and Velenor, Reaver?
>you said you would call ClockworkSeal and Velenor

REAVER IS GETTING TO THAT, JEEZ


>>19273
>Call him a cute little man.

>>19274
>Get in real close and whisper sweet nothings into Gnome's ear's.
>To make it easier, pretend that he's Weaver.

Reaver gets in real close and calls gnome a cute little man, then continues to whisper sweet nothings into his ear.
Reaver imagines how much fun it'd be to troll Weaver like this! It makes things alot easier.

Gnome gladly agrees to let Reaver borrow his iPhone.

Who should Reaver call first?

>>19290

Call up Leaver. Ask why he isn't here yet. We invited him over, like, forever ago. Then insult his manhood in our sultry french accent.

>>19290
Prank call the makers of the PHANTOM game system, ask about the sexual uses of the controller.

Velanor

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/31(Fri)19:02 No. 19301 ID: fb5d8e
File 124909212145.jpg - (133.77KB , 800x507 , 64.jpg )

>>19298
>Prank call the makers of the PHANTOM game system, ask about the sexual uses of the controller.

Man, they went out of business ages ago. Don't you remember the scandal?!
Reaver has a rare gem in his possession!

>>19296
>Call up Leaver. Ask why he isn't here yet. We invited him over, like, forever ago. Then insult his manhood in our sultry french accent.

Reaver calls up Leaver again, acting furiously. He scolds the wannabe quester for being late, and dismisses his excuse that 'he got the wrong adress'. What a fucking load of bullshit! Reaver tells the young man that he BETTER FUCKING RESPECT HIS POPULARITY, OR HE'LL MAKE SURE THAT LEAVER WON'T BE ABLE TO QUEST ANYWHERE EVER AGAIN!!
Reaver ends the call. Fucking trolled!

Who should he call next?

>>19301
Call up some strippers and blackjack. This is going to be the best party ever. We'll charge it to Gnome's tab.

Better make sure they're male strippers though. Gotta stay in character.

Then lets invite ClockworkSeal and Velenor and let them know how awesome a party it's going to be, what with all the strippers and blackjack. We'll get a bonus lol when they encounter the male strippers.

>>19301
Call CAPTAIN FREIS, attempt to order pizza.
Request bizarre ingredients, like 'Towel Strips' and 'Blood of the Innocent'.

>>19301
Call Driblis. Tell him to bring chips.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/31(Fri)19:13 No. 19314 ID: fb5d8e
File 124909277861.jpg - (133.72KB , 800x507 , 65.jpg )

>>19300
>Velanor

What? No, Gnome only has a Velenor in his contactslist.
Reaver gives him a ring and tells him to get his fat dutch butt over here. Velenor says he was just about to head out to wander about aimlessly, and thus will be there in just fifteen minutes!

>>19303
>Call up some strippers and blackjack. This is going to be the best party ever. We'll charge it to Gnome's tab.
>Better make sure they're male strippers though. Gotta stay in character.
>Then lets invite ClockworkSeal and Velenor and let them know how awesome a party it's going to be, what with all the strippers and blackjack. We'll get a bonus lol when they encounter the male strippers.

No problem! It seems Gnome has a male afro-american stripper named Black Jack in his contactslist, and has all of his information already! Haha, Gnome, you're such a faggot, jesus christ, hahaha!
Awesome, Black Jack is coming over too.

Reaver just called Velenor, so he'll go for ClockworkSeal now.
Reaver lovingly refers to the chap as CockworkShlong and invites him to a splendid party! ClockworkSeal says he LOVES phonecalls, and immediatly agrees.
Then Reaver hangs up because he can't hang on the phone with him all day.


>>19304
Next up to ring is CAPTAINFREIS! But when the phone is answered it's by a dude pretending to be a lady called Meshia. Fucking what? What the hell is wrong with him, acting like a woman. Jesus christ.
Reaver quickly hangs up.

>>19306
Reaver decides it's time to try calling Driblis again.
AW FUCK, VOICEMAIL, FUCKING JESUS CHRIST SHIT REAVER HATES THAT SHIT, FUCK IT.
He tells Driblis is a cunt after the beep and hangs up.

Awesome! This party is gonna be great!

>>19314
Lets let Weaver know that theres a party about to start. OR: don't tell her, let her discover it on her own in an awkward moment.

Instead lets convince Gnome that its a costume party and dress him up in something funny. If he asks what our costume is, we'll tell him its as a maid instead of a school-girl like we normally are.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/31(Fri)19:18 No. 19323 ID: fb5d8e
File 124909312416.jpg - (132.62KB , 800x507 , 66.jpg )

The intercom buzzes.
It must be Leaver!

>>19323
"Like I tool you beefore, seenyor - theey do not leeve heere aneemore! Eef you don't leeve ah'm calleeng th' policios!"

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/31(Fri)19:22 No. 19326 ID: fb5d8e
File 124909335467.jpg - (102.39KB , 800x507 , 67.jpg )

Man, that Leaverdude will be there for a while. Let's leaving him hanging!

>>19321
>Lets let Weaver know that theres a party about to start. OR: don't tell her, let her discover it on her own in an awkward moment.
>Instead lets convince Gnome that its a costume party and dress him up in something funny. If he asks what our costume is, we'll tell him its as a maid instead of a school-girl like we normally are.

Reaver decides not to tell Weaver. Trolled!
Reaver is on a roll!

He convinces Gnome it's a costume party, and take Gnome to his bedroom to dress him up.
Gnome obviously sexually aroused!
Reaver is uncomfortable with this, but the pleasure of humiliating Gnome is stronger. Gotta troll this one good!

What sort of pretty dress should go on Gnome?

>>19323
Go downstairs and chase him away with a featherduster.
Pretend to be the maid.

>>19326
Something baring the midriff.

>>19326
Pretty Pink Princess.
With high-heels.
Mock his inability to move efficiently in them, and insist he also wear the undergarments.

>>19326

Sexy school girl or stripper. Then send him down to entertain Leaver. Doubletroll'd!

>>19326
Dress him like a Jeannie from I Dream of Jeannie!

>>19326
A brown one because Gnomes live in DIRT. Make sure to brush past his penis a lot while dressing him.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/31(Fri)19:31 No. 19341 ID: fb5d8e
File 124909386859.jpg - (103.55KB , 800x507 , 68.jpg )

>>19329
>Pretty Pink Princess.

HAHA YES! LOOK AT THAT FAGGOT! WHAT A FUCKING TOOL. CHECK IT OUT, HE'S WEARING A DRESS.
REAVER ASKS GNOME IF HE IS A HOMOSEXUAL OR SOMETHING.
GODDAMN!
Gnome says he's going to draw a map of Reaver's eyes.

The intercom continues to buzz.
The sound of a door unlocking comes from the hallway.

>>19341
Oh snap!
Peek into the hall. Could... could it be?

>>19341
Do we know anyone large and dragony?
Call them up and ask them to come and steal gnome.

>>19341
This will totally end with Gnome and Leaver making out.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/31(Fri)19:36 No. 19351 ID: fb5d8e
File 124909417617.jpg - (96.77KB , 800x507 , 69.jpg )

>>19343
>Oh snap!
>Peek into the hall. Could... could it be?

Reaver decides to fucking ignore Gnome and jumps out in the hall way to find.. Yes! Yes! It's Weaveerrrr! ...This is AWKWARD.

>>19351

Remember our Alibi. Tell her we are Weaver!

>>19354

I mean... um Revaew!

>>19351
Ask if Weaver is ready for the party.

>>19351
"Um, hi Weavey~"
"Do... do you like my outfit nyan~?"

>>19351
"Hallo, Revear haz been called avay on a secret superspy mission to mars. I eem Revaew, hees cozin. How do you do?" *Curtsy*

Suggestion 2009/07/31(Fri)19:41 No. 19367 ID: bde1b8
File 124909450783.png - (64.50KB , 355x328 , nyeh.png )

Weaver: Make this face at his alibi.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/31(Fri)19:55 No. 19391 ID: fb5d8e
File 124909533067.jpg - (97.22KB , 800x507 , 70.jpg )

>>19360

>"Hallo, Revear haz been called avay on a secret superspy mission to mars. I eem Revaew, hees cozin. How do you do?"
Revear curtsies.

>>19367

Weaver does not buy it.

SHIT GUYS WHAT IS REAVER TO DO NOW?!

>>19391

Weaver: Play along... for the lulz!
Reaver: Continue the act, even if you suspect she doesn't buy it. If we persist hard enough she might begin to doubt herself!

>>19391
"What's your character? The party is in 10 minutes!"

>>19391
Just grab her and kiss her, you fool!
You're tearing this apartment apart!

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/31(Fri)20:00 No. 19396 ID: fb5d8e
File 124909565144.jpg - (87.32KB , 800x507 , 71.jpg )

>>19395
>Just grab her and kiss her, you fool!
>You're tearing this apartment apart!

>>19396

Go Go Go! And don't ruin your mascara while you're doing it.

>>19396
Weaver: Discover either latent lesbian tendencies or mild crossdressing fetish.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/31(Fri)20:04 No. 19404 ID: fb5d8e
File 124909584761.jpg - (90.00KB , 800x507 , 72.jpg )

>>19396
NO!

The apartment roomie agreement contract specifically stated NO ROMANTIC OR SEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS!
The contract
can
not
BE BROKEN!

>>19404

But REVAEW has no such contract!

>>19404
SOME CONTRACTS ARE MEANT TO BE BROKEN, REAVER.

>>19404
Lets go cry on Gnome's girly little shoulders, for Weaver and we are clearly star-crossed lovers, destined for an unhappy end.

Go up on the roof.

Contract is null outside the apartment.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/31(Fri)20:10 No. 19419 ID: fb5d8e
File 124909620072.jpg - (98.51KB , 800x507 , 73.jpg )

>>19409
>But REVAEW has no such contract!

>>19410
>SOME CONTRACTS ARE MEANT TO BE BROKEN, REAVER.

But.. it's wrong! Don't you.. Don't you understand....


>>19413
>Lets go cry on Gnome's girly little shoulders, for Weaver and we are clearly star-crossed lovers, destined for an unhappy end.

Yes... Reaver decides that's for the best.. Only Gnome seems to have been watching from an uncomfortably close distance.

>>19419
If I see that damn Gnome one more time...

>>19419
Become WHIRLWIND OF ACTIVITY to hide your NERVOUSNESS.
Steal WEAVER and dress her in SOMETHING FAIRLY EMBARRASSING, to fulfill SCHADENFREUD REQUIREMENT.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/31(Fri)20:14 No. 19426 ID: fb5d8e
File 124909647829.jpg - (63.60KB , 800x507 , 74.jpg )

Outside, three men wonder what the fuck is taking so long.

>>19422
Something embarrasing but attractive.

Leaver is on his way up, right? Tell Gnome that a friend is on the way up and that he should totally try to seduce him.

>>19426
Hey, why is that wiener Leaver still there?
Call Velenor and Seal and tell them to ditch the sadsack.

>>19429

Tell that he is the prostitute you hired and that they should totally get around to working her in while you attend to some last minute buisness.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/31(Fri)20:22 No. 19434 ID: fb5d8e
File 124909696148.jpg - (141.82KB , 800x507 , 75.jpg )

>>19422
>Become WHIRLWIND OF ACTIVITY to hide your NERVOUSNESS.
>Steal WEAVER and dress her in SOMETHING FAIRLY EMBARRASSING, to fulfill SCHADENFREUD REQUIREMENT.

ALLRIGHT AWESOME
EVERYTHING IS READY FOR THE PARTY
JUST THE GUESTS AND THE STRIPPER NEED TO ARRIVE

>>19434

The intercom was already buzzing. And you called the stripper first, so that's probably him now!

>>19434
Tell Gnome to go down and invite the other guests up.

>>19434
Set out FANCY DINNERWARE.
Pretend that everyone should have known this was a TEA PARTY.
Berate them for lacking the proper attire.

>>19434
You forgot to invite Ed Pastry.

>>19438
Except for that faggot Leaver of course.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/31(Fri)20:38 No. 19444 ID: fb5d8e
File 124909790232.jpg - (152.13KB , 800x507 , 77.jpg )

>>19438
>Tell Gnome to go down and invite the other guests up.

Reaver tells Gnome to get the guests.

>>19439
>Set out FANCY DINNERWARE.
>Pretend that everyone should have known this was a TEA PARTY.
>Berate them for lacking the proper attire.

Yeah! That's gonna be some grade A trolling!
Reaver goes-- AW FUCK, GNOME
FUCK IT'S CROWDED IN HERE
AW FU-- FUCKING HELL DID YOU LET IN LEAVER
FUCK YOU GNOME
FUCK

Woah wait
Did ClockworkSeal just roll in on his slippers
Man that is pretty hardcore
Reaver can respect that


So, now the crib is stuffed and the stripper hasnt arrived yet, what should be going down?

>>19444

Well, since the stripper hasn't arrived yet, guess Gnome will just have to do for now. Then lets take Leaver aside for a special party game of "who can wait locked in the closet for the longest?" We'll even be nice and let him go first.

>>19444
Continue with TEA PARTY idea.
Completely ignore COOLING PIZZA and SODA.

>>19444
Admire that picture in the background that appears to be a bunch of Ash Ketchums in a drum circle. Seriously what the hell is going on with that thing?

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/31(Fri)20:44 No. 19448 ID: fb5d8e
File 124909826013.jpg - (122.80KB , 800x507 , 78.jpg )

>>19447
>Admire that picture in the background that appears to be a bunch of Ash Ketchums in a drum circle. Seriously what the hell is going on with that thing?

...Hmmmmm....

>>19448
It's a bunch of very pixelated Ash Ketchums in a drum-circle, clearly.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/31(Fri)20:49 No. 19456 ID: fb5d8e
File 124909855692.jpg - (7.52KB , 800x507 , 80.jpg )

ALLRIGHT THAT'S IT
REAVER IS TURNING OFF THE LIGHTS AND CLOSING THE BLINDS
HE'S GOING TO SLEEP

Use the fart application on Gnome's phone to make it appear as though he is farting.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/31(Fri)20:51 No. 19459 ID: fb5d8e
File 124909866055.jpg - (7.44KB , 800x507 , 82.jpg )

LEAVER WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE GLOW IN THE DARK PAINT ON YOUR FACE


>THE END
>FOR NOW

>>19456
Dammit Leaver turn off your head I mean Jesus.

>>19456
Wow, Leavers head grows in the dark? Awesome.

>>19456
A SLEEPOVER?
Talk about boys, makeup and clothes.
Cause CLOCKWORKSEAL and VELENOR to become disturbed.

>>19459

Good night for now Reaver, looking forward to next time.

Leaver!pjeCPR3wgk 2009/07/31(Fri)20:56 No. 19465 ID: 227d44
File 124909897196.jpg - (18.46KB , 846x600 , troll.jpg )

>>19459
Wh-what paint?

>>19465
Hey Leaver. Its Friday. Where's our PrudyQuest?

Leaver!pjeCPR3wgk 2009/07/31(Fri)21:02 No. 19469 ID: 227d44
File 124909933642.jpg - (16.41KB , 846x600 , trollohshit.jpg )

>>19466
UM

G2G

>>19466
It's only friday in real life, not in-quest.

>>19469
Then where's our Quester Quest?

Leaver!pjeCPR3wgk 2009/07/31(Fri)21:13 No. 19478 ID: 227d44
File 124910002746.jpg - (21.11KB , 846x600 , wat.jpg )

>>19476
Why would you want it? I mean, look at this "art".

LOOK AT IT I SAY

>>19478
I... I was enjoying it is all... no need to yell...
*sniff*

Suggestion 2009/08/01(Sat)09:42 No. 19610 ID: fb5d8e
File 124914494762.jpg - (101.88KB , 800x507 , 83.jpg )

holy hell what time is it

>>19610

Find your yukata, fast!

Suggestion 2009/08/01(Sat)09:47 No. 19612 ID: fb5d8e
File 124914523035.jpg - (124.07KB , 800x507 , 84.jpg )

>>19611
>Find your yukata, fast!

Score!

>>19612
Weaver: Lament on the lack of ACT today.

>>19612

Didn't you leave your pointy hat at the cleaners?

>>19612
Lets... lets keep the stalkings. No one needs to know.

>>19615
Stockings you dolt, not stalkings.

>>19619
..although the other thing is good too

>>19610
>>19612
Wait... why did you wake up in Weaver's room?
Was... was the contract broken?

What became of the party?

Ask Weaver what the heck happened.