yay! bumps!

Ridder! AWAY!

ℜidder 2010/03/25(Thu)22:52 No. 152320 ID: 950529
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How long have I been asleep? I don't recall. I have grown used to it. It is peaceful.
I am vulnerable and weak now. I am at the mercy of those watching over me. How lucky I am to have such loyal friends. How selfish of me to depend on them. But I do not want to wake, for that will mean that I will have to take responsibility again.
Responsibility that is quickly rising above me.

What has happened so far? Can I even remember half of it?
I was trying to fight a great evil. Now the Sungod's men have it under control, and the prince told me I should have greater goals. Then, should I, instead of seeking out evil, create a safe haven? Prince, do you really think I could do such a thing, coming from a bloodline that only destroys?

ℜidder 2010/03/25(Thu)22:52 No. 152321 ID: 950529
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*click*

A gap opens in the sky in front of me. Darkness radiates from it.

Enter

Ridder, you are your bloodline. You don't have to let it command you.

Discover the source of that gradient.

Venture forth Ridder.
It's time to wake up.

It looks like a door. There should be no reason to fear the darkness, just because it's dark. Find the source, and discover its intentions.

Stick your dick inside it.

Boldly venture forth. You make your own destiny. You are who you choose to be.

Choose.

ℜidder 2010/03/25(Thu)23:22 No. 152362 ID: 950529
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Very well. I will shape my own destiny.

I step through the opening.

Muschio sits on my bed. When he sees me looking at him, he smiles - or grins, rather.
"Is this how you greet all your guests, Ridder?"


.. I continue staring for a while then choke on my breath! I have been sleeping despite the knowledge that Muschio would visit! Nothing is prepared!
I try to raises myself and stammer helplessly.
"Prince Muschio! Forgive me! I- I have no excuse! I offer you my humble apology."
The prince sighs and his grin turns into a warm smile. He turns slightly more towards me.
"Now calm down, old friend. I'm just happy to see you again. And now that I've arrived, I see how well you've truly done for yourself..."
He pauses and I relax. I am suddenly overwhelmed with emotions now that I see my old friend again.

ℜidder 2010/03/25(Thu)23:22 No. 152363 ID: 950529
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"...my faith was clearly not misplaced."

Ridder, this is important. Perform a spot check for your pants.

>>152362

He's smilin' at your erection.

Cover your raging erection, Ridder. It's impolite to let yourself be seen by your prince.

HIDE YOUR ERECTION.

QUICKLY.

"Oh, Mushio, I was just dreaming about you..."

Then blush and cover your erection, insisting it's completely unrelated.

Even if it isn't.

Quickly grab your pillow and use it to cover your raging boner before Muschio sees it.

Turn over in the bed.

If you lie on your ass it both gives Muschio a pleasant view of your rump and hides your erect Popsicle dick at the same time.

It would be a real boner not to hide that vasocongested penis of yours.

>>152363
That was... a short session.

Also, why is everyone convinced he has an erection? ...I mean, besides his history of such things?

>>152398
morning wood.

>>152362
Well your dear friend is there. Get up and get dressed and show him around. Start with the kitchen, I bet you're in need for some sturdy breakfast after sleeping for two days.

>>152362
Rub your nose up against his.

>>152363
Get dressed with a speed unto lightning, then greet him in a manner proper for your friendship - rank and position are long past meaningless.

Ridder kiss Muschio

ℜidder 2010/03/26(Fri)11:18 No. 152596 ID: 950529
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I believe any erection I had has vanished already, as the shock of not welcoming a person of such importance is far from arousing. If he has seen it, then I am sure he will think as little of it as he seems to think of my endless rest.
"It is good to see you as well, Muschio."
In awkward silence, filled only with warm eyecontact, I ponder what to do next for a moment, then quickly get up to get dressed. Muschio politely directs his attention elsewhere.
"Did my followers treat you well?"
"There were some misunderstandings, but they were understandable. They appear to be kind and honest folk. Oh, I met your mother as well - It's a relief she is still alive. I feared the worst for your family, but it is good to see they have fared better than mine."
The sting of guilt hits me hard, and I fumble with the belts of my chain shirt. I quickly resume my posture to make sure Muschio does not notice.
The sensitive information that lays on my tongue may forever destroy the friendship that is now finally allowed to glow again.

>>152596
Well I guess you could tell him that your mother and father split up. Don't reveal why though. He doesn't really need to know that now, or maybe not ever.

But you must be really hungry. And he might need something as well after his trip. Why don't you two head on down to the kitchen and get some food.

yes, after 2 days of sleep your stomach must be very empty. if you don't notice at the moment it's because your brain still hasn't gotten up to speed.

>>152596
Oh no Ridder he sees the panties behind the painting! Quickly grab for them and say that they are not yours!

>>152596
>person of such importance
>filled only with warm eyecontact
>friendship that is now finally allowed to glow again

My god, you're so gay for Muschio that it hurts me.

>>152597
If he's met your mother, then he probably already knows your father isn't here. That would likely be the first thing he asked.

>>152596
Ask him about his trip. Did he have any problems on the road? Was there any difficulty finding this place?

For that matter, what time of day is it? Your guests are probably hungry, and no doubt you are too.

>>152596
>The sensitive information that lays on my tongue may forever destroy the friendship that is now finally allowed to glow again.

Yeah, careful about that... I know you feel the truth burning and twisting in your gut but it's probably a good idea to catch up on other less sensitive matters (how you both have fared, force integration, maybe catch up you goals) before you broach the subject of your parent's exact involvement in the revolution.

In fact it may be better to introduced that information only after you have informed him of your desire to help him regain his kingdom and warn him of the group responsible (ie: the Knight's Blades.)

Only then would it be a good idea to let him know the exact source of your information.

ℜidder 2010/03/26(Fri)12:57 No. 152637 ID: 950529
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Very well. I am not particularly hungry, but I suppose I could eat something. I finish putting on the rest of my uniform, and sheath the stiletto.
"How was your trip, prince? How do you fare?"
I can feel the air intensify for a moment. Muschio does not respond immediately. A sensitive topic perhaps.
I trust that he will share it with me when he feels comfortable doing so.
"It went well, thank you. I have not encountered any trouble on my way here. At home, everything is going smoothly too. I have not much to tell, certainly not compared to how well you have settled yourself."
He gently touches the painting, running his fingers along the texture.
I flinch at the memory of the panties and silently urge Muschio not to move the frame.
"I found this mansion in a state of disrepair, and, well, haunted. I drove the ghost out and we have been repairing it since then."
"And job well done."
"Thank you, Muschio. It means a lot coming from you. May I interest you in a late lunch?"
"Sure! I ran into the kobold who was with you in the hot springs - She said she was going to prepare a good meal. I look forward to it."
"Then please, right this way."

I lead him downstairs and into the kitchen. There I set two chairs to the table while I nod to Iesgip, who looks at us nervously.
"Please make me and prince Muschio lunch, Iesgip."
"Y-yes, sir, yes-- err- Sir, yes, sir!"
As we take our seat I notice Muschio is still looking around curiously. I clear my throat.
"I apologize for the unceremonious dining room. Hopefully when the wooden houses outside are finished we will have more space to work with."
"Oh, not at all. I am impressed by what you have already."
"Thank you, Muschio."
We sit in silent thought for a moment, only the sound of Iesgip's knife hitting the cutting board echoing through the room.
"May I ask you what you are planning to do, prince? You said that you have found followers of your own. Is there anything you are looking to achieve with them?"
His expression hardens, and he takes a moment to think.
"I am looking to claim land.. Expand my influence. However, I am not so sure how to go about it any more. I have been re-evaluating my immediate goals."

>>152637
Well ask him if there is any way you could help him.

>>152637
Ask him if he has a ladyfriend. If he pauses, ask him if he has a gentleman friend.

>>152637
Nervousness? Sensitive topic? Perhaps he hasn't been doing as well lately as he'd like to impress. He seems to be doing well now, at least.

Give Iesgip a friendly nod when she comes by. The girl does good work, but is far too nervous at the moment.

Claiming land on his own must be difficult; that would explain why he's not working under a different lord, though. Is there that much free land nearby in need of claiming, though? I wonder how far he's travelled to get here. Try asking about that, what lands he's looking at or if he has found an appropriate place to start.

Has he met everyone? You might take the time to introduce Muschio to everyone after lunch, if the conversation runs dry again.

Expand his influence? That might put him in danger of the Knight Blades yet again.

So Where's a good place to expand influence then?

P.S. What's the land to the south look like?

>>152642
The Knight Blades are only a problem if he suppresses culture.

>>152637
Thinking of regaining the old Crown? Makes some sense. The land is infested with bandits, the elves haven't left their woods in years, mercenary bands are on the move and the Helianthos are attempting to claim Sepia Town, and I fear some kind of unknown influence among the Demihumans.

I saw a young kobold girl among them built some kind of dark shrine, just as I arrived she was spirited away into some kind of portal.

It seems local power structure shifting there seems to be a time of great turmoil ahead. Perhaps it is a good time for a retuning king?

>>152644

I don't think the Knight Blades care; if they see someone like him grow in influence, they'll just "weed" him out.

>>152637
Claim land? That's a difficult proposition. Surely gaining allies would suffice if he simply wished to have power.

Or, he could vanquish a great evil... the people would be indebted to him, and he could use this popularity to be elected into a leadership role.

Perhaps you should let Muschio know of the Sungod followers and their plans in the area. They seem quite the er, thorough sort, and if war were to erupt between them and someone as wickedly power as this 'Boss', then we should make sure he can keep himself out of the way of any crossfire.

Knight Blades, Sungod, Revolutionists... this is all getting complicated.

Should we be pressing on all this before lunch? Get some food, make some small talk. Unless Muschio needs to leave soon, there will be plenty of time to talk about world affairs.

Come to think of it, when is Muschio leaving? I assume it is noon or thereabouts, so unless this is a very short visit, he'll be staying the night and leaving tomorrow after breakfast.

>>152647
No, they've made it clear that it's not the size but the oppressive influence of a person that determines 'weeding'.
Remember, they said a tree can easily grow in a garden, larger than all the flowers without destroying them. But a weed will choke out all the other life, leaving only room for itself.

Ok, first off a mental note:

Have your lieutenant bug-guy whip up a customized exercize regimine. I think everyone needs at least to be in the best shape they can comfortably be in regardless of whether they are fighters or not. This is my answer to getting Sticks back to her former glory without actually having to press the subject directly (and dangerously). Better yet, get a group warm-up going. It's a perfect team building exercise that will impress Muschio even more.

Now for the primary concern. Don't let yourself forget about your prisoner. I'm interested in seeing how Muschio reacts to your request to psycho-analyze her and possibly help her. Perhaps mention it discreetly but save it until after dinner. It'll severely darken the festivities to put her into Muschio's mind so soon.

>>152680
T'lear. I think.

>>152683

Yes, him thank you. I excuse myself from remembering his name yet since he's still a new character. xD

ℜidder 2010/03/26(Fri)14:12 No. 152693 ID: 950529
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Yes, perhaps it's not going as well as he likes me to believe. But, as I said, I am confident that he will let me know what is going on when he feels the time is right. I feel that he does not want to ruin our meeting by bringing up horrors.
"Any land would do well with you as their king, prince.", I say honestly and without ceremony, "If there is anything I can do for you, I will direct all my efforts to it."
Muschio remains silent for a moment, as if deep in thought. He finally speaks without looking up, his voice as honest as mine.
"Thank you, my friend."
The silence becomes tense as nothing else seems appropriate. Perhaps these sort of things are best saved for the warroom.

"Have you met all of my followers yet?"
I attempt to change the topic.
"Ah, only a few. I was hoping to meet them all during dinner."
"Oh, of course. I shall be sure to have them introduced properly. What are your opinions on them so far?"
"Your manservant, Terva -- he's quite a formidable individual, though not without a sense of humor. He reminds me of one of my own allies."
"Truely? I had not thought him a jester. Who else have you met?"
"I don't know who that Goblin is, but she's very rough around the edges."
"Ah, Grek."
"Grek -- She didn't seem very enthusiastic about our visit... in fact, she responded in a rather hostile way to my second in command. Oh! And speaking of which, you really should meet my two friends who've accompanied me!"
"Oh, definately. I would love to. Perhaps after we have eaten? As for Grek's behaviour, she acts cynical and hostile even when it doesnt correspond with her feelings. I shall talk with her about improving her social skills.. though I am surprised that she would even approach you."
"I see. Most unfortunate, that. Oh, your mother is as lovely and devoted as ever." He laughs in a warm manner. "How amusing to see she still dotes on you, a grown man!"
"Yes, I suppose it is.. I appreciate it very much, however. Her presence has helped me deal with things I was not aware of."
He looks me over with a hint of concern. I quickly continue to end his worries.
"Exhaustion, as.. you've seen."
He laughs again, obviously relieved.
"Oh yes, and I met your fiancee, you charmer! Why didn't you mention her when we last met? I must admit I didn't expect that was your type, but she is certainly not without her charms--"
Iesgip's blade hits the cutting board hard, interrupting Muschio's sentence. I am a bit too stunned to respond myself.

"I.. Wh-- I beg your pardon?"
"The ceremony. For your marriage?"
"I- I'm sorry, but I am not engaged to any one. I believe there has been a misunderstanding."
"Ah, I see. The catfolk claimed to be. Hilne Slotensmit she said her name was."

dammit steex

Stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicks!

>>152693
...Sticks is not going to have any catnip for a couple of days.

>>152693
Well whatever reason Sticks has for lying about her name I'm sure it's a good one. Remember that she has been a theif and she might have recognized Mushio as someone she wronged in the past.

It would probably be a good idea to clear up the misunderstanding about engagement though. Otherwise I think Iesgip might do something drastic.

>>152693
It seems Sticks is up to her tricks. She's our subterfuge specialist of sorts.

I must confess that I am responsible for her current form. While trying to buy a map from what I thought was an old friend of the Crown in Sepia Town I was persuaded to place a transformation potion in a thief's drink as payment.

I didn't get much help there, but it turned out that the thief was a halfling I had met before in the ruins of the recent conflagration. Hire her as a sort of apology.

"So, I presume you met Iesgip already?"

>>152693
Huh.

Now that I think about it, you DID propose to Sticks, didn't you? Then again, she didn't give an answer. I doubt that makes her your fiancee.

Then again, things will just get more awkward if she brings it up.

Clearing up that she isn't your fiancee is obvious, but should we bring up your proposal to Sticks? Especially in front of Iesgip? (Although she's bound to find out about it soon.)

Steeeeks! You got some 'splainin to doooo!

How about you tell him the story behind Sticks' relationship with you. How you got drugged.

Or you could bring up your other plans for the visit, like Geppa.

Show Muschio Geppa after you've eaten.

>>152727
Good one! Explain, very embarassedly about how the whole thing with STEEEEEEEEKS! started! And how it came to its.. current end.

>>152693
Perhaps we should move on to other matters over lunch. Ask Muschio where he is living, and about plans to visit him in return. After all, it would be rude not to reciprocate the visit.

Slowly inquire about an Orc named Arabella. Then lead that to a cave with enormous doors. Then a great evil.

Eyeball Muschio with great concern.

We could also ask about his other compatriots.

Challenge him to a hotdog eating competition.

>>152693
Explain the situation, but without cruelty. Sticks fancies you and is very direct about it, but you're too busy/trying to take things slow/looking for true love/all of the above. She's a good girl, but anything she says should be taken with a grain of salt.
There's no need for Master Muschio to get the wrong impression, after all.

>>152693
Probably a very good idea good to mention that Sticks in not alone in her pursuit of you.

>>152757
Agreed. Explaining how you're being pursued by women right and left would probably get a laugh out of Muschio.

ℜidder 2010/03/26(Fri)15:36 No. 152776 ID: 950529
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"Ah, that would be Sticks, as we commonly call her. I wouldn't be able to tell whether Hilne Slotensmit is her real name or not.. which seems rather embarrassing in retrospect. We, well, we used to be in a relationship. Due to circumstances beyond our controlled we ended up in bed with eachother. I took my responsibility and proposed to her, but she said she was not interested in it. Now, after formally ending it as she didn't seem to give our affair much thought, she has suddenly returned with a great determination to make her mine. I don't quite know what to think of it."
I hear Iesgip pausing her cutting and holding her breath, then sighing softly when I don't mention her.
Muschio nods sympathetically.
"The ways of a womans heart are strange, my friend. Though it's no surprise that girls are still imagining themselves married to you, it's been happening for as long as I can remember."
He laughs, his eyes glittering with nostalgia.
"Sadly, yes. I do not know how to control how I come across, as you do so elegantly. Speaking of which, I have, well-- A prisoner. She is extremely violent, dangerous, deranged.. but as I have been able to tie her up, I can not end her life. I was hoping that perhaps you could take her in your care. I know it is a lot to ask.. I am simply at a loss of what to do otherwise."
Muschio flinches and glances at me, a slight frown forming on his face.
"...what sort of a prisoner? How exactly did you come upon her? Does she have a name? A history? You must tell me more than that if you expect me to consider a transfer of her custody."
"Yes, certainly. Her name is Geppa, and she is a gnoll, like Terva. She is also known as Grey Fang, and raised to be a mercenary. Her company was recently hired to assassinate me for reasons unknown, and with their demise the plot has also vanished. Geppa is the only one I managed to subdue without lethal injury. She seems to be about our age, and has an unhealthy obsession with fire, which she also weaponizes quite potently. So.. Yes, she is quite dangerous. It.. I simply feel that your influence will affect her."
He sits back and ponders for a moment.
"Where is she now?"
"I have her tied up in one of the rooms here. I can take you to her when you wish."
He grins.
"Ridder, I suppose you must have gone through much since I last knew you. What kind of a man keeps a woman tied up in his basement?"
I return a silent stare, letting him know I am not amused. He laughs and rolls his eyes.
"Oh, it was a joke! I'm sure anyone with a lady locked in their basement has a damn good reason."

>>152776
Well things seem to be progressing pretty smoothly.

You should tell him a bit as well about your recent run in with that strange Gypsy and the magic shenanigans that followed it.

>>152776
aww poor Iesgip... won't do to have her doing all the work and not even introduce her properly.

>>152776
This is getting awkward. Try and chuckle a little bit at Muschio's comment, to make things a little more lighthearted.

>>152776
"I have not given in to temptation despite the number of times she asked me to rape her."
Try giving Muschio a great big smile, like the one you gave back in the bug battle. Show a lot of teeth.

Why didn't you mention that she's completely bonkers because of childhood trauma and the influence of a nasty pervert?

>>152780
Indeed, give Iesgip an introduction. Mention that she is a very capable hunter and scout. Also mention that Sticks isn't the only one who has taken an interest in you. Muschio seems like a smart person; he should be able to pick up on it.

>>152783
The one he pulled a muscle doing?

>>152792
Doing it repeatedly is the best way to stretch his face muscles out a bit.

You're on the defensive. Ask him what he's been up to, instead. Inquire about his own base of power. Did he come here alone?

>>152814
There's other ways to stretch his face muscles with Muschio, too.

>>152783
If you do this, it'll give exactly the wrong impression.

>>152776
Make sure to confront him - later - about that "keeping a lady prisoner" comment.

"Muschio, she is a mental patient, not a kidnapped princess. I would appreciate not being taunted about this."

>>152862
Yes, no feral smiles... just standard ones... if you can manage that.

>>152776
If you are upset about this, it is best to let the man know...

Really, if you two are to repair from the separation, truth must become a standard.

We can go from feelings to crazy secrets over a period of time.

Iesgip has something for you too, don't leave her feeling irrelevant and inconsequential.

>>152776
OhYou.jpg

ℜidder 2010/03/27(Sat)10:04 No. 153104 ID: 950529
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"I'm sorry, Muschio. It lays too heavy on my mind to joke about."
Muschio's expression straightens. I can see he is disappointment.
"All right, forgive me. I can see this is an important issue. I'll visit the prisoner after dinner, then, and see what I can learn. Is that agreeable, my friend?"
"Certainly. Thank you."
Just then Iesgip arrives with our food. Simple bread with fresh salads and fruits. I nod at her.
"Thank you, Iesgip. Oh- You have met her, you mentioned. Iesgip is our most capable hunter, gatherer, and sharpshooter. I must say we all depend on her."
"She certainly seems like a very dependable individual."
His amused grin returns.
"I'm glad you finally found a woman who can look out for you!"
I take a moment to think. It seems Iesgip did understand, however, and is taking it well.
"I'm.. not quite sure what you mean, my friend."
Muschio laughs warmly and slaps me on the back. I feel my body relax knowing that he has already gotten over my rejection of his joking attitude.
"Nevermind, Ridder. What say we go meet your other allies? Or how would you like to meet my companions? After we have our lunch, of course."

Surely, as the host, it would be only polite to finish introducing him to your own allies first.

Ooh! Knight Blades is back!

>>152776

I do so love his reaction to that statement. We might have to ask him about it later.

>>153104

Ask if you can meet his followers. And see if you can introduce everyone if you can.

>>153104
Onward, then! He's already been introduced to Iesgip, and I'm sure Ritari made a good impression for herself. Not quite sure where we'll find Sticks, although she'll likely turn up.

Well, let's show Muschio around a bit. It shouldn't be difficult to find everyone. Grek and Petal are likely in the workshop, T'lear is probably near the main enterance, and Terva and Nakraska would be outside working on carpentry. That sounds like a simple route through the house to find everyone, and will get more formal introductions for Grek and Terva. We'll likely run into Sticks somewhere along the line.

It will also give Muschio a chance to see how well you've organized things by yourself.

Ask if he traveled with anyone. Start with them, if so.

>>153104
Give him a tour of the facility and introduce him to everyone.

>>153144

ℜidder 2010/03/28(Sun)01:29 No. 153510 ID: 950529
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"Well, I would like to meet your companions. You have met nearly all of mine, but we shall have formal introductions."
We finish our food and get up. As we turn to the door we see we have gathered an audience.
My mother, Iesgip, an unknown goblin, and Sticks are watching us from the doorway, whispering, giggling and gossiping, then fall to immediate silence when they notice they have been spotted.

>>153510
Is Iesgip standing on that goblin?

'yessss?'

CompanionS? Plural? The goblin's a safe bet, what about the rest?

>>153510
Looks like Sticks is curious about the prince. I assume that goblin is one of Prince Muschio's companions. Might consider introducing yourself. Mind your manners.

...I wonder if your mother was just sharing stories about you two when you were younger, hm?

>>153510
They look awfully curious and guilty. I bet they were all switching stories about the two of you.

Ridder time for you to make some formal introductions of your mother and Sticks.

>>153559
Stories such as the time you stripped for money, Ridder.

C'mon Ridder. LAUGH at this situation. It's about time you let a sense of humor come out. Even if you have to reach down into the most shriveled depths of your psyche to produce it. Laugh.

It'll feel good, I promise.

>>153605
Laughter is the best medicine. Please do it. I'll give you a sandwich if you laugh.

Stay unfazable. Calmly say hello, and ask to be introduced to the goblin.

>>153510
Try not to think too much about how Sticks is always talking about yaoi sex involving you and a prince. And that everyone is blushing. And glancing between Muschio and yourself.

Also, now would be a good time to formally introduce Sticks. However, it would be rude to ignore the golbin guest. Go ahead and formally introduce yourself; Muschio should introduce her if she is part of his group.

>>153510
Seems our lovely ladies are already getting themselves introduced.

>>153510
Think about Sticks fantasizing about Yaoi of the two of you.
Then, laugh about them watching you, and ask who the unknown goblin is.

Greet the Goblin

Introductions are in order. But if your laughter is anything like your smiles, do not try it.

>>153510

Hehhehhehheh

ℜidder 2010/03/29(Mon)11:12 No. 154791 ID: 950529
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I sound an amused laugh.
"Ha..!"
It comes out cold and hostile. An awkward silence follows. Aware of my failure, I quickly continue.
"Prince, you have met my mother, Ritari; Our advisor and currently second in command. Her experience and knowledge is invaluable. Sticks--"
I pause for a moment, wondering if I should say 'Hilne'. I decide against it.
"Our master of subterfuge, locks, and trickery. And Iesgip, our hunter, and when the time calls for it, a great offensive power."
Muschio nods to them with a smile.
I take in the unknown goblin. A woman in humble dress, her most notable feature a large and grotesquely mutated hand. The skin on it is smooth, suggesting this is no vile disease at work.
I notice I am staring at it a little too long, so I quickly take it in my hand.
"But we have not met. Would you please introduce us, Muschio?"
"Certainly. Finnesse, meet Ridder. My oldest and most trusted friend. He served as a knight in my court and has survived as the only remnant of North Piacevol left uncorrupted by the rebels. Ridder, meet Finesse. Our most capable tinkerer and unmissable second in command. She is vital to my operations."
I place a gentle kiss on her hand.
"How do you do."
..but she is distracted. Blushing slightly she looks to Muschio. Only after a moment does she turn to me again and nods politely.
"It's an honor, sir."

Muschio talks with my mother for a moment, and then turns to Finesse again.
"Oh yes, Finesse, where is Ashedel?"
"She is in the courtyard, Master."

>>154791
Let's go meet her, then.

>>154791
Muschio definitely wants to fuck your mother, bro. Maybe you should reminisce about Nan with him to distract him from your mother.

Remember back when we recruited Grek? She said she was jealous of another goblin from her village named Finesse. I think this might be the same goblin.

>>154791
Notice, just like you lusted after your mother's figure, so does Muschio.

>>154802
oh shizz... that's true isn't it...

And for godsake, your courtesy is gonna have every sentiant female on the planet at your feet.... or pants...
At the very least we should meet this Ashedel. And try to act nice, without turning her on...

>>154802
The name was Finnie, actually. We don't even know if this Finesse comes from the same village as Grek, although she is a tinkerer. We can try to descretely ask Grek the next time we see her; she should know for sure.

Well if Muschio's other travelling companions are in the courtyard, so it would be reasonable to make that our next destination. You might be able to catch T'lear on the way out, and Terva and Nakraska are probably in the courtyard themselves. We can still make our rounds to introduce everyone.

It looks like this Finesse has a bit of a crush on Muschio... and Muschio has a bit of a crush on your mom. Perhaps you should offer him a bit of advice against ignoring him lady admirers. :D

>>154809
I think she said "Finesse" specifically at least once. "Finnie" might just be a nickname. Plus, she has the same giant arm that the other one was said to have. It would be a pretty odd coincidence if they aren't the same goblin.

>>154791
Follow Muschio to the courtyard to meet Ash.
Greet her by asking what she's playing.

>>154809
At the very least, we found them both in the same village in the same occupation.
Finesse grew up there as far as we know, but since Grek grew up in the caravan, it doesn't much matter where she was born.

Tell Muschio to quit leering at your mother.

Everyone have a good laugh.

>>154841
I would think that a little inapropriate and Ridder probably can't pull it off right.

But it is comforting to note that even the Prince ins not immune to your mother's charms. Makes your own previous experience somewhat less... unsettling.

But it does bring up something interesting... we have never met another Northwalker, I wonder? Are all of our kind so hypnotically fascinating to the opposite sex? Perhaps even you fall under a similar effect. Note how many of your followers are female... unusual for an army no?

ℜidder 2010/03/29(Mon)14:53 No. 154884 ID: 950529
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"Shall we, then?"
I gesture to the door, letting Muschio go first.
My mother suddenly speaks up.
"Oh, Muschy, we'll be borrowing your Finnie for a bit, alright~?"
Muschio looks at her a tad surprised, then smiles and nods.

Together we continue through the hall to the courtyard. There we find Black Fang, rather confused, talking with the most amazing ode to female beauty I have ever seen.
"Ridder, this is Ashedel, my trusted bodyguard and blah blah bla-"
At first glance her anatomy confuses me, but soon her elegance and sculpted body become apparant. The perfect combination between power and femine beauty, the perfect example that one needs not be weak to be a woman, that not even my own mother could stand up to.
This masterpiece of nature is a woman who would carry a child into battle, and feed it as she brings down her maternal rage on the enemy. A woman who would raise her children with strength and dedication, who would see them grow up, and reign over her family as the wise but powerful matriarch, aside the luckiest patriarch there could be.
No man would ever experience a moment of strength with her behind him- no- beside him, each others strength complimenting the other, to form the harmony any living being so desires.







"Ridder?"

>>154884
Stop staring at her stonking great tits and see who that is talking with you.

Ease up chap, your friend's talking.

Ridder.

You must marry this woman. She is PERFECT. Ashedel is the epitome of your dream wife.

>>154884
Wait what?

Well DONT embarrassedly stutter out something like "I-I'm sorry, I am awestruck by your companion's boobies- I mean beauty."

>>154884
You might want to try and calm down, Ridder. Your clothes aren't going to hide an erection well. Blush and hide behind Black Fang in the mean-time, and stammer out a greeting.

Ridder. Try to enunciate your words.

Because I know you'll be all like "Uh... buh... guhhhh" because you're clearly struck dumb by love at first sight.

I didn't know you were a tits man, Ridder!

Also don't make any freudian slips about her tits.

>>154884
-Knock knock-
Oy! Ridder!
Muschie is talking!
Take your eyes off of Tits and pay attention!

Say something about how you must still be a bit groggy to cover that fact that you're staring. (Not that anyone will buy it, but it pays to be polite)

>>154884
All that from a glance?
Regain thine composure.

>>154884
Suddenly you are struck by the realization that you're attracted to her because she has a similar body type to your mother.

>>154884
Maybe you should get some Nanroot in you before you break down.

>>154884
"Greetings, Ashedel. It is a pleasure to meet such a beautiful woman."

ℜidder 2010/03/29(Mon)15:30 No. 154926 ID: 950529
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Her breast? No. I am not interested in such a specific thing. Rather, the woman they are attached to have caught my eye. Her breasts are only beautiful because they are hers, but so are her fingers, her mouth, her neck, and so on.
Perhaps she is similar to my mother, yet taller, leaner.. But the air around her is so much different.
To even think of marrying her is a fools game. I know nothing of her but the intensity of her presence. There is very little chance that she is not already married. Perhaps she has already mothered her offspring.
In any case, romance is not a high priority, as I have said before.

I refrain from kissing her on the hand, and instead extend my hand and firmly shake hers to show I respect her as an equal.
She picks up on my honest discipline and responds the same way.
"Well met, madam. Thank you for looking after my friend."
"It is my pleasure, sir. It is an honor to meet you."
"Likewise."

>>154926
You need to ask Muschio more about Ashedel, then. Don't just assume she's unavailable. If you think it would be too awkward to ask her directly then confide in your closest friend that you are attracted to her.

Goddamn it, Ridder. Don't miss an opportunity like this!

...though, that is for later. Right now... has Muschio met Babrakus or T'lear? We can go introduce them now.

>>154933
I also don't think he's met mad petal.

>>154926
I will assume that she is an acquaintance to Muschio also? Perhaps you should ask him to introduce the two of you.

>>154926
You recover very well don't you Ridder. Quite good, if a little stiff.

However, if you 'are' interested in this woman, nay lady, it would be best to ask more of her, discretely of course. For all we know Muschio himself may share you tastes ehh?

He did bring her here after all.

>>154926
... You have all these women who want you...
And you suddenly fall for a chick you haven't seen before...

Either way, if you're ever going to heal, it starts with falling to temptation... Well, not really falling... More like analytically conceeding.

Make yourself happy for once! Jeez...

>>154926
While romance may not be top priority, something we've got to get a-working on the Ashedel angle.

>>154926
Ridder, this is the first time we've seen you have such a powerful response to somebody else, without our hedging or coaxing. Love, admiration, and respect all smoothly forged into something pure.

Even with the possible boundaries you mentioned, you should get to know her better. Some of those boundaries may not exist.

>>154968

I am agreeing with this as hard as I can.

Very well. I was willing to let it be nothing but a fleeting moment, yet if you desire to push the issue I will confront it directly.
"Madam, I must ask you. Are you currently involved romantically with any one?"
She's silent for a moment, probably surprised, then her expression changes to a flirty smirk. It has my heart racing.
"No, I am not currently engaged romantically."
I nod and take a deep breath--

ℜidder 2010/03/29(Mon)18:29 No. 154993 ID: 950529
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"With your permission I would like to court you, with the intent of romance and marriage."

>>154993
Wait... wait what! I... but... this a little soon! you I mean... but...

>>154993
RIDDER

YESSSSS WAY TO GO RIDDER! :D

ℜidder 2010/03/29(Mon)18:32 No. 154997 ID: 950529
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"Well, aren't you direct?"
I stay quiet and focus on keeping my hand from shaking.
I see her contemplating my words. After a moment she sighs lightly and smiles.
"All right, I will allow you to attempt courting me.. But you've only just met me, and once you have grown to know me I am not sure the reality will be able to live up to the dreamy expectations I see glimmering in your eyes."
I let go of her hand and sigh, slightly relieved yet more tense than ever.
"I am prepared to take that risk. Thank you, ma'am."

No Ridder that's not how you do it that's only slightly more socially acceptable than humping someone's leg

>>154997
RIDDDDERRRRRR

Hiro!J02Ujjg4Nw 2010/03/29(Mon)18:40 No. 155003 ID: 1e1932
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>>154997

...Proceed.

>>154997
Congratulations, you've got your foot in the door.

OH GOD NOW WHAT

Right, right. Set up a date with her, so you can get to know her.

>>154997
I think Muschio's dead

>>155007
I think Black Fang is too.

>>154993
I see a bug >8I as well.

Well, Formally introduce them to everyone who's gathered around.

Oh man Babrakus is going to have some sweet gossip to tell the girls.

Phantom 2010/03/29(Mon)18:52 No. 155017 ID: 0abb50
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>>154997

...WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

WHAT.
I.
WHAT.

Promptly ask if this is everyone then uh...
Fuck man, I dunno. Introduce the bug dude, I guess.

Jesus Christ, Ridder.

T'lear is the new Bladetree.

Okay, ummmm... invite Ashedel out on a walk through a sunny meadow sometime. That way you can get to know her better.

Maybe by the river you sexed your mom went for a swim.

Also, when are we gonna go take Muschio to Geppa? We must address this soon.

>>154997
Ridder you have to give Muschio mouth to mouth he is dying.

>>154997
Welp, not much to do now but tactfully change the subject. Romancing Muschio's followers, after all, is not your main purpose here.

Though given what just happened I'm not really sure if you have a fully developed concept of "tactful"

Well, let's keep Mustchio around for a while. That way we can date our lovely Ash without travelling far. Perhaps... we can persuade her to stay.

Hell yes Ridder, you need more self-focused spontanuity in your life, run with this crazy impulse like a MAN! Fuck da haters!

Epsilon 2010/03/29(Mon)19:19 No. 155035 ID: f21281
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>>155017

Hey, Muschio's been with her! As adventurers, I mean.

You should as him what kind of techniques she likes!
Swordplay, strategy and flower arranging, I mean. :3c

>>154997
Congratulations, Ridder. I had thought the fires of passion had gone out in you, with your constant worrying about your troops and the great evil. It's nice to see you interested in living your life again.

Of course, I have no clue how we should proceed from here. Introduce yourself to the lady, at least. The two of you haven't even exchanged names.

Outside that, Muschio and Terva look like they are in need of some resuscitation.

>>155059
I would like to point out that the intended emotion in that expression is "Oh Ridder, you sly dog."

I think Muschio figures Ridder is banging all the chicks.

>>155068
Honestly, that is what I got out of it.

>>155051


Muschio made their introductions for them. A second, personal introduction of himself may seem a bit egocentric.

>>154997
Notice that Terva and Muschio seem to be having an impromptu funny face competition.

I trust you can judge it objectively?

>>154926
>>154993
CLEARLY MUSCHIO IS JEALOUS
OF ASHEDEL
YOU MUST OFFER TO WED HIM AS WELL
NO NEED TO BE RUDE AFTER ALL.
besides, think of how happy sticks will be~

I... I just... You... What... Oh gods.
The girls will kill you.
With knives.
Pointy knives.

Say that you should continue showing Muschio around. Apologize for leaving so soon and that you hope to talk more when you all have dinner.

>>154997
eeerrrrmmm....
I'd say you did the right thing... but in the wrong way.

We must teach you to be less... tight...

Either way, what's done is done... And everyone you know appears to be awestruck...

And then there's the 'competition for you... That got shot...

In anyway, it appears she likes you well enough. Try not to do something stupid...

ℜidder 2010/03/30(Tue)11:12 No. 155373 ID: 950529
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I will apply what I have learned of courting now, which far more subtle than what I just did. This simply had to be done to prevent misunderstandings. Unless she wishes to play with my heart she will have turned me down had she not been open to the possibility of marriage, like Sticks.

I will continue the tour.

"Now, I must excuse myself. I hope to speak with you again during dinner. Prince, if you'd please come with me I will introduce you to my other followers."
She nods with a smile, and me and Muschio walk away from her and Black Fang. I am about to lead him to Nakraska when he stops me with a sudden whispered cry.
"WHOA HOLD ON WAIT, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? I bring my comrade here and you barely even hear her name before you practically propose! What the hell's going on?! You've had women all over the world throw themselves at your feet and now this? What in the name of hell inspired you to do something like that?"
I take a deep breath, startled by his response, and reflect on my actions. I face him and look him in the eyes to show my honesty and loyalty to him. I would never want to do something he would not approve of.
"I apologize, prince. I understand that this was selfish of me. If you do not wish me to court Ashedel then I shall call it off."
The prince stares back with a blank expression, momentarily holding his breath...

ℜidder 2010/03/30(Tue)11:19 No. 155375 ID: 950529
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..then relaxes, mumbling his answer as if to himself, but audible enough.
"Uh... n-no, no, Ridder, I -- I don't mind if you wish to court my subordinates, but, the suddenness of it, I mean -- I just don't know what could have prompted you to..."
He trails off, seemingly on purpose, as he turns his attention to Nakraska.
"Oh! Who is this charming lady?"
"L-lady???"

For a moment I am overcome by this warm gesture. In the time we have been friends, we have discovered the inevitable clashes in our way of thinking. But, instead of letting my views leave him confused, Muschio has opted to simply accept it when I stray, leaving my faults to be without conflict. It is the greatest gift a friend could give.

"That is Nakraska, our head carpenter. Nakraska, please meet prince Muschio Malto, my oldest friend and lord."
"It's an honor, milady."
"Milady???"

I notice T'lear walking by as well, and gesture to him.
"And this is T'lear, our military coordinator. He has more field experience than anyone here and is a succesful trainer. T'lear, please meet the prince as well."
T'lear simply nods, respectful but obviously not interested in a big introduction, and resumes on his patrol. Muschio nods back and keeps his attention on Nakraska.

I believe that only leaves Petal and Grek. Where could they be?

so... Nakraska is a lady? or is muschio off his rocker?

>>155375
...How could he have seen past her disguise?!

>>155375
Check the women's dorm.
Failing that, check the workshop.

>>155379
Muschio knows a lot about demi-humans likely (his old kingdom did employ a lot.) That and I think he is noticing a pattern here.

Check the workshop first, Muschio seems like he could do some... damage in the women's dorm.

>>155375
Oh yes, Nakraska is a woman. Just in case you didn't know. I'd suggest keeping that little detail under your hat, though; she prefers if everyone just thinks of her as one of the guys.

Petal and Grek would likely be in their workshop, wouldn't they? At least, that's the most likely place to find them.

>>155381

He's got plenty of tricks up his sleeve it seems.

>>155375
erm... mind letting Muschio know that he's not a she...
... he is a he.... right?

(I hope you realize that if he's a she... that Terva/Black Fang... when they were fooling around... He'd know...)

>>155375
Maybe he's just compensating for his mistake with iesgip by assuming Nak's a girl. That, or maybe he's teasing, in light of what just happened.

>>/questarch/126694
For all those confused - yes, Nak is a female who simply wants to be "one of the guys."

>>155375
Please inform Muschio that Nakraska is a man. If he doesn't believe you at all, then just tell him that it is what Nakraska wants.

Complement Muschio, or at least express surprise, at his amazing gen-dar.

>>155390

You must have skipped a chapter. Nak said there was no touching involved. How Terva didn't notice is beyond me, but he didn't.

Or DID he!?

>>155975
Terva is gay as fuck I am pretty sure he noticed and that is why there was no touching.

ℜidder 2010/03/31(Wed)09:52 No. 156033 ID: 950529
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I decide to intervene.
I clear my throat.
"Nakraska is male.", I say stoically.
Nakraska sends me a grateful glance. Muschio looks at me for a moment, his eyes full of disbelief, then nodding with understanding.
He laughs joyfully, though it seems more politely than genuine this time. In our time together I have learned to separate his laughs.
"Forgive me, sir. I thought to mend an error I made before and it backfired."
"S'cool."
Nakraska shrugs it off, and then share a masculine handshake.

"Now, please follow me and I shall introduce you to our last two members, one of whom is the goblin you met before. Perhaps we can clear up some confusion."
The workshop is the same room as their quarters. Their outside lab has not yet completed, and judging from the lack of noise and smoke, they are not currently experimenting out on the fields.
We go back inside, and look into the women's quarters.

ℜidder 2010/03/31(Wed)09:54 No. 156034 ID: 950529
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I close the door.
"Uh-- Please excuse them."
"That's quite alright~"

>>156034
Oh how dreadfully embaressing. Still Mushio seems to put up a very accepting front of it. Lets just pretend that it never happened and move on.

Well you have shown him everyone except Geppa now. And I think you should save that for later. Lets give him a tour of the planned construction now.

well... um.... yeah. grek and petal, immortal lesbians.

Looks like they will need a double-ended male fertility charm huh Ridder!
Maybe Iesgip's done with the wonderful dinner of beef stew now.

Okay we definitely need locks or something for these doors.

You really need to learn to knock, Ridder.

Well that's hilarious.

To be fair, Ridder clan claim hes had a worse experience of being walked in on.

:>

Or how about a "Do not disturb" sign people can put on the doorknob?

Well, we've introduced everyone. Kindof. How about we sit down Muschio for a nice chat and tell him about all our accomplishments so far?

In the War Room.

You know it has been a few years since you actually had time to do things with him.

Why not suggest a friendly sparring session to see if he has learnt any new tricks since you last had the chance. A prince must be able to defend himself and lead by example after all.

Learn to knock, Ridder. Even if they hadn't been making love, they might have been changing or doing some womanly... stuff. Not something you want to walk in on.

>>156034
Apologize PROFUSELY for not having knocked.
Seriously Ridder, I thought decency came along with chivalry!
...do make sure to remember that scene for *later* though.

ℜidder 2010/03/31(Wed)14:03 No. 156158 ID: 950529
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Very well. I'll skip introducing them.
"Well then. Let me show you the war room, and we can discuss more important things."
I lead him to the warroom where I let him see the map.
He looks a it for a moment and nods.
"So tell me... you've built up such a very impressive team of allies, old friend, that it makes me wonder... have you picked up any enemies in your exploits as well?"
"Sadly, yes, yes, I have. Some I have made by my own doing, yet others have simply turned hostile to me without apparent reason. Of course there is the great evil I have told you about, but in addition.."
I tell him about Commander Coriander Salamander, their prisoner I freed and their alliance to the 'Boss', the Fangs mercenary company, their demise and the lack of evidence on who hired them, the elves I escaped from together with Petal, the Patriarch's forces now that I have been knighted in the Matriarch's court, and the underworld lords of Sepia Town now that I have sided with the Helianthus.
I point out each location of interest on the map.
"..Luckily now that the Helianthus have made their presence the 'Boss's threat is less immediate. As you may have noticed, I have no direct concerns... hence, my slumber."
Muschio nods thoughtfully, letting my words settle in his mind. After a moment he nods again.
"You may not be concerned, but as a friend I certainly am. What do you know of this 'great evil'? How did your paths cross? What do you know of this foe?"
A sense of relief comes over me. Somehow I feel more confident in my struggle with the prince behind me, even if he has his own troubles to deal with.
"Only that he has great power, that I assume continues growing. Had Iniziare Citta not burned down I would have thought his evil to be slumbering, but the great power that the paladin felt must have been the army gathered in the cave systems under the rockformation. Undoubtedly there are several exits, of which one might lead to a stronghold or castle. I deemed it too dangerous to storm. Then, when I recruited the kobolds, I found one of their children practicing dark magic. I.. failed in saving her from the ritual and she disappeared through a vile portal. I have no doubt that this corruption was caused by the 'Boss'. Yet even so, I underestimated his influence. I had Sticks spy on the lair as she hid amongst the goblin village I had allied with, yet even so, a bottle of drugged wine found its way to us. Undoubtedly a means of intimidation. After that we abandoned all attempts to confront the 'Boss' directly, and instead focused on spreading our own influence."

We both stare at the map in silence. The minor markings around my location and that of the 'Boss' burn in the mind, serving as a strong reminder that a confrontation will be inevitable.
I know that if needed I can fall to the north and pick up my duty as knight in the Matriarch's court, but then what will become of the forest, Sepia Town, and Westwater?
Muschio's sigh breaks my train of thought. It seems like he was in deep thought as well.
"Grim times, my friend. I will have to consider this over dinner."
[b]"Certainly."

I suppose if everything else has been taken care of, and everything has been introduced, then I suppose you can relax and listen to the stories Muschio has to tell, I'm sure you're as curious as we are, and he's bound to have had his own adventures in the time you have been apart.

>>156034
DOES NOBODY IN THIS WORLD KNOW HOW TO KNOCK?!

I will give you a quick initiation: it involves applying the knuckles of your hand to the surface of the door several times, to alert people on the other side of your presence and intent to enter. It is normally accompanied by a verbal intent to enter, so that the parties on the other side of the door have a chance to respond or prepare.

You really should give it a try.

>>156158
I agree with >>156130 . You haven't seen him in awhile, and it's likely still a bit before dinner. What did the two of you do in your free time? You have time to spar, or play a few dice games, or even take a short scroll through the nearby forest.

I'm sure you're tempted to get started, but right now is not the time to begin courting Ashedel~

Do you have cards? You could get everyone together for a nice game of poker. Don't worry about having something to bet.

Ask Muschio if he's run into any signs of this lingering evil, or even if he's run across Coriander's troops. The tower was close to the town Muschio used to live in after all. (Ridder does know that right?)

Be sure to tell him about the orc woman in the tower too. Time to eat?

>>156158
Now would be a good time to find out where Muschio is living, and possibly arranging a visit. After all, when he leaves you won't have a way to get back in contact with him.

You'll also want a way to get a message to Muschio in an emergency.

>>156158
Y'know, I just wanna say: Muschio looks awesome in this. He's got so much detail, I half expect him to be animated like a Miyazaki flick. It's awesome. Great job. :D

>>156158
Court Ashedel over dinner. Eat everything as sensually as you can. Make sure to sit directly across from her!

>>158903

Just don't play footsies with her. That could go horribly, horribly wrong.

Grek 2010/04/04(Sun)13:56 No. 159567 ID: 950529
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Eh cen't b'lev' 't! Ferst th'betch dares teh cem 'ere, 'n now she's telken' teh meh Petehl!
Feck!

>>159567
First off, you're pretty adorable when you're angry.

Second off, Well, go join the conversation. Be polite.

I doubt she's really into girls.

>>159567
Breathe, Grek. Breathe. I'm not sure what Petal's favorite color is, but I doubt it's goblin purple.

What are they doing? It doesn't look like anything as... intimate... as what Ridder walked in on.

Congratulations on your relationship with Petal, in that regard.

So who is this goblin anyways?

>>159567
Jealous are we? I was under the impression she only came her as part of Muschio's retinue. I doubt she even knew you were here.

Anyhow, if you have a problem with her you should probably get it in the open. This frustration is putting you out of sorts and we can't have that (not that you are particularly polite when you are pleased.)

>>159567
Mind telling us who that goblin is and what she did to piss you off?

>>159567
Finesse must have heard about how you and Petal were gettin' it on and is moving in to take what is rightfully yours once again!

>>159567
Don't worry. From the situation she was living in with the elves that Ridder saw, Petal is not the polygamous type. They're probably just talking on a professional level.

Still: don't just stand there, face her. the way Grek's acting, its like she's oblivious of the situation.

>>159567
Grek, you didn't notice the way she looks at that Muschio guy?

I bet she's got the hots for him. And she's nowhere near as charming as you are - she's no competition to you.

>>159567
Grek, you ever think that maybe it's time to put your differences with Finesse aside, for the betterment and continued improvement of...

GOBLIN SCIENCE!

>>159567
Don't worry, she's definitely straight.

>>159567
Nice Bladetree look, Grek.

>>159567
... Stop being a bitch about it...
She's changed as much as you have. I doubt you were a lesbian before joining Ridder...
For all you know, Finneese might be different than before.
Also, how did your latest experiment go? The one Ridder walked in on?
I always thought Elfs and goblins hated each others guts...

Calmeth down, Grek. You both are more alike than you know. Don't you think after all the time you two have been alive she'd have found another interest?

She's obviously moved on and doesn't even remember you. It's time you moved on too.

Grek 2010/04/04(Sun)19:12 No. 159754 ID: 950529
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Yeh, whet'ver, eh gen' face 'er 'n mek 'er get eff meh terf. Meybe if sheh feck'n 'pelegizes eh'll fergeve 'er, bet eh bet sheh went. Feck'n pest.
Eh hed over 'n join Pet'l, 'n sheh pets her soft but strong arm around me, placing her warm hand on my hip and very gently pulling me closer.
"Grek, have you met Finesse? She works for sir Ridders friend. She was just telling me you were angry at her. Perhaps you could tell us what's going on?"
"YEH E'CERSE EH CEN! DEN NED YEH TEH FECK'N TELL MEH!! PET'L!"
Feeeck I'm drowning in 'er eyes, feeeeck!

"Uhm, hello. I- I don't remember you, or any harm I did to you, but I would like to apologize for my behavior and extend my friendship to you."

I dont think she ever realized what she did.

>>159754
Focus. Focus!
Don't look at her eyes!
Look at Finesse and tell us all what yer problem is.

>>159754
Well she apologized so maybe you should forgive her. I guess her memory is bad. That's one thing you've got that she doesn't!

What *did* she do anyway?

Petal's here, don't be too harsh.

Tell Finesse you want her apology for shunting you away and ignoring your talents.

>>159754
She apologized, so you have the chance to forgive her.

It looks like Petal wants something. Ask Finesse to join you. I'm sure that Petal will look sooooo cute with another person rubbing her down~<3

Petal's here, so don't be harsh, don't be mean. Be polite. You can shout at finnie when the two of you are alone.

Put your arm around Petal's hip

>>159754
That's what we like to call a 'half-assed' apology. She has no idea what she did 'wrong' and is trying to smooth things over. She may mean it, of course, but it doesn't really count until she understands why you're mad at her.

You can fall for Petal's wiles afterward. Just don't forget about dinner.

>>159874
which is why refreshing her memory will make the apology worthwhile.

Refresh her memory, and move on...

>>159757
> Don't look at her eyes!
That's madness. Finesse makes you angry, and Petal doesn't, right? So you should stare deep into her eyes as you explain.
Just forget Finesse is there for a moment. Stare deep into Petal's eyes, and calmly explain the situation. Lean in slowly... and just... forget Finesse is there.

Grek 2010/04/05(Mon)04:49 No. 159903 ID: 950529
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Yeh! Feck th'betch! Eh'll lek at meh Pet'l 'n 'xplen 't teh 'er!
"Feck 't, sheh den ev'n know whe' sheh ded! See, eh used teh be th'vellage's tenk'rer, bet they den' lek meh style, seh eh jend th'merchent cer'ven, 'n lerned seh mech, 'n eh retern'd, enleh teh fend Fen'sse tehk meh plece as tenk'rer! Theh enly went'd meh when she get hered."
"But.. I'm happy."
"Eyh?"
"If it wasn't for that, maybe we would never have met."
"...poomoomoomoomoo.."

"Erh.. what..?"

well, i guess we can let Finesse off a little. You and Petal would have never met if she wasn't the tinker at the time, so maybe it was fate?

Yeah, you know what? Forget Finesse. You're awesome. You know you're awesome. And Petal knows you're awesome, too. And Petal's right; if you'd been hired first, you might have never met her.
Maybe you can forgive Finesse, and maybe someday you can be friends, but you know what? It doesn't even matter if you don't. Because Finesse isn't even worth thinking about. Because you've got something she'll never have: Petal. And Petal's awesome.
Let's forget Finesse, because she's not even worth it. Lean in and give Petal a kiss.
Right there in front of Finesse.
Because she's not even worth thinking about.
(And really show her what's what.)
(You winner you.)

Poomoomoomoomoomoomoo

>>159903
No wonder Petal has fallen for you; your pout is absolutely adorable.
(Now say Chubby Bunny.)

Wait a minute, this is the Finnie that was the previous town tinkerer? The one who was hired by the "Boss" in the nearby cavern?

How did she become employed with Muschio, then?

>>159919
>>159919
I thought Finesse was kidnapped by this "boss".

Muschio is the BOSS!?!?!??!?!? *Faints*

Nah, prly saved her. (but keep the possibility in mind)

>>159920
ppbth... like that could be true...

>>159933
He looks like the kind of fellow who roams around saving women from the clutches of evil. I'll bet you could fill a whole tower with the chicks he's saved.

Kinda like Ridder now that I think, like Ridder, but different...

Keep the subject off tinkering. It's best not to let Finesse know what you've been working on or she'll steal your ideas.

If Petal starts talking trade secrets then pinch her ass to interrupt it.

>>160028
engineering comes from the spread of ideas. You want to get as much from her as possible without loosing to much...

I think your "brew" will be good enough to trade for some new tech info.

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Yeh! Yeh kneh wheh? Yeh! Eh ne'er felt thes close teh semone. We en't mech fer sex: We's deff'rent speces 'n we're beth wemen, but kissing and cuddling makes me so happy.
I lean in for a sweet kiss.
"Eh fergive yeh, Fenn.."
"..Okay. Thank you.."

>>160071

Stop staring, Finesse.

>>160071
Grek, toss Finesse the ring. You're not asking any coherent questions in this condition.

>>160077
[uses own vote to neutralize this suggestion, cause it's bad]

>>160076
yeah... It'd be interesting to know this gals mind...

And your mind really is clouded by emotions. We're getting blocked off by this stuff...
ddAAAAMN
>>160077

>>160129
(you seem to be forgetting that muschio's prison is rather nice and Dompag wouldbe respectful.

>>160129
We have planned on transferring Geppa to Muschio's care for awhile now. We've already mentioned Geppa to Muschio, and talked to Muschio about transferring her to his care. Now is exceptionally poor timing for this suggestion, even if it wasn't unnecessarily cruel.

Ridder: Go talk with Petal about her male fertility charm you need to get to the bottom of this.

>>160114
Perhaps its Ridder's sense of decency providing the interference. We have noticed that anything especially dramatic seems to draw us back to him. Especially if we were instigators.

We were also under the impression that Elves and Gobbos were ~very~ compatible, sexually.

ℜidder 2010/04/06(Tue)10:34 No. 160335 ID: 950529
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"Uh-uhm.. Sir, if I can intrude, sir.."
"Yes, Iesgip?"
"Sir, dinner is ready, sir."
"Thank you, Iesgip. Tell everyone to get seated. We shall be right there."

>>160335
Let's go to dinner then.

>>160335
Muschio is making eyes at Iesgip. Perhaps he's thinking about your decision to court Ashedel?

Before we sit down to eat, could we ask Muschio one last question? Specifically, where did he meet Finesse and Ashedel? There is an unusual bit about Finesse's past that we'd like to look into, but Grek became a bit too... distracted... to meaningfully ask anything.

>>160335
Pinch Muschio's nose and tell him to pick a woman and stay with her, wanting to be with all of your female companions is just silly.

Naw, he just looks like hes interested in what she's saying... like a good leader.

>>160335
Hey Ridder, why dont you have Grek give the ring to Nakraska?
After all, I dont think we've talked to.....him....in a bit.

yeah, nakraska is a total brobold.. chick

(hey, if a potion can turn a halfling into a catfolk, cant it change someones gender?)

>>162025
I'm not sure if Nakraska actually wants to be physically male. It just seemed like he didn't think he'd fit in with the girls, what with his body type and build.

>>161885
He and Fang have been left to their own devices for what seems like ages. They must be getting along fine, but ...

well, we've had companions leave due to idleness before.

True, although Timotei and Sticks left mostly due to boredom. It looked like they wanted to find who burnt down Iniziare Citta, and we weren't providing that by sitting in a wrecked church.

Terva seems more interested in changing his ways from a mercenary into something more productive. Last we saw, carpentry was doing Terva some good. It allowed him to use his strength for building, rather than just tearing down.

I agree, though. We should probably take Terva with us on our next mission, so that melancholy doesn't set in. That's more of a concern for after Muschio leaves, though.

>>162189
Indeed. We most definitely want to avoid a tantrum spiral.

Maybe we could send Terva along with Muschio on their way home with our unfortunate guest. After all, he did not come out here planning to bring back a violent madwoman.

>>162189
I think Tevra/Nakraska should get some more focus.

JUST caught up to this point in the story after marathon-ing the entire crossover series. and what a ride it was.

I can only hope it continues soon.

>>175449
Knight Blades is done forever.

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>>175452
no...that's not true...that's IMPOSSIBLE!!!

>>175455
Weaver is still likely to continue DiveQuest, and potentially fold in some of Knight Blades' characters, but Reaver is done with questing.

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>>175457
I...see. Thanks anyway. He will be missed.

Every thing I read diiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeesssss!

Suggestion 2010/05/09(Sun)11:06 No. 175535 ID: 5a3711
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FUCK THIS.
I'm going to find SOME WAY to contact Reaver. I need CLOSURE, DAMMIT!

>>175535
#Brofisticuffs in IRC, Rizon network.
Good luck trying to get him to do anything about it.

>closure

ROCKS FALL, EVERYONE DIES (except Weaver's characters)

>>175535
Don't be a derp. Closure will come indirectly even if Reaver doesn't do it.

>>175535

if you somehow manage to get him to talk, be cooperative, and give closure, then put it on the /questdis/

Really? Is anyone surprised? Did you all catch sudden convenient-onset amnesia and forget Mudy Quest?

I'm surprised Knight Blades got this far. Didn't seem like there wasn't anywhere near enough incest to keep Reaver's attention this long.

>>175598
Whatever, pal! Good things come to those who wait. hope springs eternal!

I will be picking up Knight Blades and merging it into a single quest with Dive.

Sweet, good to hear :)

>>175598

first of all, we need to take this to /questdis/, second, I expected it completely, that does not make it any less frustrating.