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125672 No. 125672 ID: c16184

http://www1.tgchan.org/wiki/Knight_blades
http://www1.tgchan.org/wiki/Crossover_Guide
irc://irc.rizon.net/rubyquest
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No. 125673 ID: 63f46a

Hey hey hey!
Rise and shine!
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No. 125674 ID: 1d2d60

23, such a... portentous number.
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No. 125675 ID: 627d28

Ok, Ridder, up you get! Lots to do! We have to replenish our funds and help people, too!

I suggest some bounty hunting work. there are always bad men that someone will pay you to get rid of!
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No. 125676 ID: c16184
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125676

Haaaa...

Pheeeewww...

Haaaa...

Pheeewww..

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No. 125677 ID: 1d2d60

>>125676
Is that.. uhm.. woah..
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No. 125678 ID: 3af198

Whatcha up to Iesgip?
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No. 125679 ID: 34470e

>>125676
Nice back muscles
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No. 125680 ID: 62489a

Hey Mewtwo, where's Steve?
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No. 125681 ID: f44349

>>125676
Whatcha doin'?
Workin' out?
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No. 125682 ID: d77e4d

Dayum. You're hot, you know that?
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No. 125683 ID: 3416ec

Need a spot, Iesgip?
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No. 125684 ID: bffa2a

.. I came.

But hey Iegsip.
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No. 125685 ID: c16184
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125685

Sir, I am training to impress Ridder, sir.
Hopefully he will notice me, sir.

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No. 125686 ID: 3416ec

Sweet mother of mercy, no one could not notice those muscles.

Damn.
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No. 125687 ID: a64482

...

JESUS CHRIST.

Ahhh.... well... hmmm.


You know, there's a potion somewhere around here that can turn Ridder into a kobold. Maybe he'll be more inclined to notice you if he's a kobold. Just a thought.
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No. 125688 ID: e0499d

>>125685
dang... Iegsip...

Just to let you know, it's not about appearances with Ridder (seriously... considering Sticks?)

You're attractive enough...

The issue with Ridder is that... I think we oughta keep that under wraps >_>...

Unless we're bribed of course :3
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No. 125689 ID: e9b708

>>125687
Turing people into different species against their will generally wont make them like you more.
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No. 125690 ID: f44349

>>125685
...You could kill a man with those abs...
Ahem! I, uh, I mean, you'll probably have to do something a bit more... bold to get him to notice you.
Some kind of romantic gesture... iunno.
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No. 125692 ID: a64482

>>125689
Oh, of course not. Iesgip, you'd have to convince him of it willingly. But honestly, he's ridder, how hard can that be?
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No. 125693 ID: 850ead

Remember guys. Just because its a gesture that would please us, it probably wont be a gesture that will please him.

The key, I guess, is attack his weakspot. He just wants a family~ :3
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No. 125695 ID: c16184
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125695

Sir, I didn't know what else to do, sir. I'm not as smart as Sticks, sir..
..Does Ridder really want a family, sir?
But.. Sir, I don't know if I'm ready to be a mother, sir.

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No. 125697 ID: 850ead

Well, theres more to a family than just breeding, but yea.
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No. 125698 ID: 63f46a

>>125695
You don't have to be a mother to belong in a family.
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No. 125699 ID: f44349

>>125695
It's alright...
I don't think he's ready to be a father either.
I think he just wants someone who is willing to stay with him long enough that they'll both be ready.
He wants commitment, I suppose.
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No. 125700 ID: 476456

Ridder isnt ready for kids either i'm sure. He probably wants the world to be a safer place first.
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No. 125701 ID: 1d2d60

You see, Ridder longings are eventually to be a family man as well. You must be careful to balance the feminine traits with your own perchance for physical power.

Also... you should also learn to develop your own sense of direction and goal pursuit at times. You are physically quite powerful... a balance and well forge tool for any task at hand, but a tool does not wield itself. There are times to take orders... and times to make orders... if you understand.

Remember that us 'voices' are not commanders.. we should not be taken as orders... we are merely advisers and can make mistakes.

Ridder will likely not have a chance to form a family for some time I imagine... but when he sees himself in ten years he probably wants to at least be started on a family of his own. You see, he never really got much of a childhood of his own, so just he wants to make sure that any children he has will not lack what he did.
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No. 125702 ID: c16184
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125702

Sir, if Ridder does not want a family now, but he wants a woman for a family, does he also not want a woman now? Sir?
So me and Sticks don't even have a chance.. Sir.

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No. 125703 ID: 850ead

>>125702
That... is exactly what he keeps telling us, at least.

I´m sorry, Ieg :(

We as a collective believe he needs a woman, even if he doesn´t wants one. But, that is merely speculation of our part.
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No. 125704 ID: 627d28

>>125695

I think you misunderstand! Ridder, too, I doubt, is ready to have kids. However, from our experience, what he seems to want is... hmm, how do I describe? Comfortable, domestic... someone who can reassure him when he's troubled, care for others when they're vulnerable. His ideal life is one with his friends close, his life one of honour and duties fulfilled. Though he isn't in the market for a family as yet, he seems to dream of having one some day.

On the other hand... he did recently discover that his mother and father have separated, and since he based his ideals of romance off them, he may be amenable to flexibility? I don't know.

In any case, he would not want you to compromise your strengths, or to try be something that you're not.
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No. 125705 ID: badf27

>>125702
Iesgip, I think the issue is that Ridder would like to settle down with a lady, perhaps live a few years together, before devoting time to a child. However, I'm not sure he's really ready for anyone right now... It's a very difficult time in his life. He's found out that his parents are sort of responsible for taking out the very foundation of his life(the Malto kingdom), and he's having some big time issues trying to straighten out his views after his unexpected liason with Sticks a while ago.

Don't get discouraged, Iesgip. You've got a goal in life, and that's good.

Also, DAMN you are ripped. How much do you lift?
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No. 125706 ID: f44349

>>125702
...Probably not.
To be perfectly honest I don't think Ridder wants ANY kind of a relationship right now.
But well... he also doesn't really know what he wants.
Love is confusing.
Just be kind to him and be close to him and when he finally opens up... maybe he'll open up to you.
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No. 125707 ID: 627d28

>>125702

He seems to want some distance from romance from the moment, Iesgrip, but I think this stems from the stress that's been in his life lately. He simply doesn't want any more complications! I'm sure that once he recovers, he will put some thoughts towards his future, which will include his ideals of love.

Perhaps you could even help him clear up his life? If he gets his troublesome affairs sorted, then he can put an eye towards romance that much sooner.
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No. 125708 ID: 8ce2bf

>>125702
You know Iesgip, Ridder is very submissive. He's always wanted to be able to follow orders, to be dominated by someone. So submissive. Wants to be dominated. Paws to think about that for a moment.
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No. 125709 ID: 1d2d60

>>125702
Not sure how to really answer that dear... he probably never imagined himself in this situation. It's hard to just decide to love someone.

I imagine that in his knightly tales as a youth he always imagined himself rescuing some fair maiden from a tower or some such nonsense, followed of course by a lengthy and proper courting ect ect... However, such things are mere fantasies.

Part of the reason he has driven himself so hard it to prove himself.. to himself I think... or to us anyhow. I recon he didn't really think his virtues would attract such attention until he was 'ready' or something. Of course.. life never waits till we are ready for anything does it?
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No. 125710 ID: 63f46a

>Punch him into face to establish dominance.

Anyway, I would say that Ridder is not going to get involved in relationship involving children any time soon.

Also, nice abs.
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No. 125711 ID: d5f852

>>125706
Just be kind to him and be close to him and when he finally opens up... maybe he'll open up to you.

The best advice so far if you're willing to wait until he's ready.
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No. 125714 ID: d2781d

He likes duty, justice and all that knightly stuff.

Though i don't think you should do things you don't believe in. Even if it worked it'd be fake.
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No. 125725 ID: c16184
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125725

So.. Sir, I should stay at his side until he is ready? Sir?
Sir, I was not planning to do anything else, sir, but it just feels like he will never consider me as more than his underling. Sir, I'm not.. very capable of taking the lead, sir, so I can never be his equal, sir.
I would clean and cook for him if I would be his wife..


"Iesgip! Why are you naked?"
"S-sergeant, I-I was working out, sir."
"..Why naked?"
"S-sir, I didn't want to get my uniform smelly, sir!"
"Then go train inside. You are exposing yourself to a lot of danger like this."
"Y-yes, sir, I'm sorry, sir."
"Just don't take such risks again."
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No. 125726 ID: 850ead

>Sir, I'm not.. very capable of taking the lead, sir, so I can never be his equal, sir.

I see an old dog, needing to learn new tricks...
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No. 125727 ID: 1d2d60

>>125725
So... where did you learn to be so military.. I was not aware that kobolds had standing armies. Especially not small villages.
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No. 125728 ID: f44349

>>125725
Then I see what we have to do.
You need to learn to take the lead.
We need to come up for something for you to do for Ridder... But what...?
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No. 125731 ID: 8ce2bf

>>125725
You know you could try being aggressively submissive to him, and take initiative to do things for him without him asking. Like massages.
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No. 125739 ID: 8ecfd4

>>125725
What Ridder wants and what Ridder needs are two different things. What he wants is a romance like the poems. A virtous knight and a fair maiden, their love seeminly impossible at first but then through his virtue and questing he gains her hand and live happily ever after.

Real life doesn't work that way. What he needs is stability and most of all someone that can relieve him from his stress. Someone he can relax with and lower his walls. I mean have you ever actually seen him laugh? He keeps himself tensed and high strung all the time and never lets himself take it easy. If you can do that for him, then you need to make him realise that it's what he needs.
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No. 125741 ID: 627d28

>>125725

Every leader needs to delegate some tasks! I'm sure there's something you can take initiative for that would help ease the load on him. For example, I do believe your group needs funds?
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No. 125743 ID: 850ead

There is in Ridder´s .. ideal world... the concept that he would find a girl, and court her, as tradition dictates, going trough engagement, blessings, till marrage day. A three years plan or longer.

What if you courted him, Ieg? We could research and practice proper courting traditions and procedures?

This way you show some initiative, in a way gets to Ridder live his dream...

Could work. Could not. its a valid try.
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No. 125746 ID: c16184
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125746

Sir, I saw the soldiers passing through act like this when I was little, sir. I want to be a good soldier, sir.
Sir, I do already take initiative, sir. I gather and make food for everyone, and I clean and wash their clothes, and when I find someone has a hole in their clothes I try to fix it, sir. Ridder has never told me to do that, sir. I think he does like it, though. Sir.
Sir.. Courting him like a real lady is kind of a dream, sir.. But I'm a soldier.. Sir, I don't have any lady-like qualities, sir.

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No. 125747 ID: 8ce2bf

>>125746
You have plenty of lady-like qualities!
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No. 125748 ID: fe0817

We, the voices of wisdom, are well versed in this subject. Will you trust us?
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No. 125749 ID: 850ead

You dont have them YET!
So yea, you raised yourself a soldier, but a soldier doesn´ wants to bed her commander. You aren´t just a soldier, you´re also a woman! With desires! Lusts! Loves!

And I hope you agree. If to get them, you must to learn ladylikeness... so be it!
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No. 125750 ID: a64482

>>125746
Sitting there, right now, you look 10 times as ladylike as anyone else in the entire base has that I've seen.

With the possible exception of Ritari. But she's practiced at that. OH! Maybe you can ask her for tips! She thinks Ridder needs someone, I'm sure she'd be willing to help you.
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No. 125751 ID: fe0817

A women can be lady-like at home, while soldier-like at war.
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No. 125752 ID: 627d28

>>125746

Well, you're modest. You cook and clean. You speak clearly and formally. These are ladylike, depending on your culture. Still, perhaps you need a teacher on how to be ladylike.

Since Ridder probably got a lot of ideas on how a woman is supposed to behave from his mother, maybe you should ask her for advice?
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No. 125757 ID: f44349

>>125746
>Sir, I don't have any lady-like qualities, sir.
Absolute nonsense!

And if you want him to see you as an equal you'll have to act like an equal!
Don't be so formal with all the "sir"s all the time.
When you're off duty, at least, you should be more casual.
Find a gift for Ridder... something to help him relax a little. God knows he needs it.
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No. 125760 ID: c0f3bf

What do you think of Sticks, Iesgip?
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No. 125761 ID: 934ef5

>>125746
Iesgip, your good qualities are very impressive, improving only them isn't enough. You need to grow as a person, open up and try new ways. Same as Ridder actually. Get out of your comfort zone and just talk, relax, play around, philosophize or just let your mind wander.

Ridder needs the same thing, maybe you can help each other.
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No. 125764 ID: 3416ec

A good tip would be to drop the "sir" in casual conversation. It seems too formal elsewhere.

Also, gently massage his crotch. He loves that. Trust me.
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No. 125767 ID: 627d28

>>125764

But not until you're in an intimate relationship!

(C'mon, guys, be careful with suggestions, Iesgrip follows orders as given. Remember the last time?)
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No. 125768 ID: 934ef5

>>125767
The difference is that was tragic, and this would be hot and/or funny.
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No. 125769 ID: c16184
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125769

It's not me who looks lady-like, sir. It's this uniform.. It makes me look like I belong somewhere, sir. Me, myself, I am way too rough to be a lady, sir. I don't know how clean or cook lady-like. I just.. do it.

Sticks is very nice and open, sir. I don't want to be like her, but I respect her, sir.

Sir, maybe it is a good idea to ask Ridder's mama for advice, sir.
I find her in the girls' room doing an excercise.


"Ma'am, miss Ritari, ma'am."
"Yes, dear?"
"C-could you.. teach me how to court a man?"
"Now that would hardly be far to Sticks, would it?"
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No. 125771 ID: c0f3bf

She's right. What if you bring Sticks in too? That would make it fair.
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No. 125772 ID: 934ef5

>>125769
Well how about something less specific... just how to be a bit more ladylike. Just how to be something more than a soldier.
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No. 125774 ID: 1d2d60

>>125769
"But Sticks has a certain.. advantage over us does she not?" I mean... all is not fair in love or war is it?
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No. 125780 ID: d2781d

Sticks seem to have more prior experience, it'd make things more fair.
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No. 125781 ID: 3416ec

>>125767

Ask if she can at least teach you Tai Chi. Or whatever Ritari's doing.
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No. 125782 ID: fe0817

The voices... Ridder's voices in this ring told me to ask you. I think Ridder unconsciously hope for it.
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No. 125784 ID: bffa2a

It's fair, nothing stops her from teaching Sticks too if she's intrested and asks. But I doubt Sticks cares much about lady like behaviour. Just because you've expressed intrest in Ridder dosen't mean you can't learn anything new. You have the motivation to become a better suitor and I'm Sticks is trying her own tricks also. What's wrong with that?
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No. 125789 ID: 445c48

Sticks already has experience in this field, you do not.
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No. 125791 ID: 8ecfd4

>>125768
That one was funny. And completly justified. Iesgip did a good job. It also showed that we can entrust tasks to her that Ridders morals won't abide.

>>125746
Girl, you saw soldiers and you decided to be one. Now you have seen a lady in Ritari and you can be one too. And again you misunderstand. It's not about what Ridder wants but what he needs. What he really wants is to change how the world works and make it into his ideal, and at the same time he finds such an imposition of his morals upon others moraly wrong. He needs someone that can help him relax and actually have fun, someone that can ease his tension and who he feels comfortable to share things with.

>>125769
Ask her for dancing leassons. Also ask about life in Northern Piecevole. That's where he grew up and the more you know about him the closer you might get.
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No. 125798 ID: c16184
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125798

"B-but.. M-ma'am, but Sticks has experience, ma'am. That's not fair.."
"Not fair to the competition, my dear. I mean fair to you. If Ridder's interests do not include you, then it's no fair that you should be the one changing. Have you stopped to consider that he may not be the one for you?"
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No. 125799 ID: a64482

Ask her if she'll teach you, and teach sticks just as well if she asks.

Actually, do you want to be a lady at all? I mean, you shouldn't change yourself for a man, y'know.
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No. 125800 ID: d2781d

But i already told you that!
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No. 125801 ID: 1e7931

>>125798

...wait. What?
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No. 125802 ID: e3f578

"I just want to experience some love and RIdder seems to be the best man around. I... never found anyone else as attractive as him. Smart, Brave, Strong, some men have some of those traits but Ridder has it all."
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No. 125804 ID: a64482

>>125802
Man, seeing as we're part of Ridder, add "arrogant".
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No. 125805 ID: 8ecfd4

>>125798
See, I'm not the only one who thinks Ridder is the one that should change. The problem here isn't really you. Because nobody could ever fit into Ridders ideals. The problem is with Ridder and the fact that what he wants is something that doesn't happen in real life. He has begun to accept that but he still clings to the dream.

Still, learning to dance and more about how he grew up isn't bad things. By learning more about other cultures you can better understand how to fight against them and through dancing you train endurance, agility and spatial sense. All of those are things a soldier and especially a commander should know.
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No. 125807 ID: c0f3bf

You are more ladylike than you realize, you should just be yourself, Ies. But learning more etiquette isn't going to change who you are, it's just going to give you more information to work with.
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No. 125808 ID: f98e0b

Iesgip, babe. Ridder's already got enough love in this quest. We need to diversify.
You and T'lear.
Make it happen.
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No. 125809 ID: f44349

>>125798
Hm.
She raises a good point.
Perhaps we are going about this all wrong.
Perhaps you don't need to change.
Perhaps... you just need to be yourself around Ridder.
If you are more open maybe he will be too?
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No. 125811 ID: 934ef5

>>125798
Tell her that you only really know how to be a soldier, you need to learn to be more than that. Whether or not that leads to you being with Ridder.
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No. 125813 ID: e3f578

>>125802
Just trying to help the woman learn bro. Adding in all those adjectives shows a commitment to this goal and it would probably convince Ritari more.
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No. 125815 ID: d31d16

>>125798
Easy answer. Just tell her how you feel about Ridder. It may help.
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No. 125816 ID: 445c48

Well, yeah, ok, she has a point, but this would still help you with other men, and since you apparently don't have many female role models it would be good to learn.
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No. 125820 ID: 1d2d60

"Perhaps neither of us are... and perhaps it is the wrong time entirely.. still. To learn and grow into the most one can be is it's own achievement!"
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No. 125821 ID: 119b5c

>>125798
Not to intrude on this deep thought, but she is testing your resolve. Fairly forward with her social thrust, but effective for a unsettled mind.

There is much a soldier can do, on the battlefield of love. Think of it as combat, and you will do much better.

Doubt yourself soldier? Well, that's alright now, but what about when Ridder leads you into battle? Will you doubt yourself then? Will you doubt him then?

If you lose faith so easily, maybe you are looking for something else. Maybe something that isn't there.
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No. 125827 ID: c16184
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125827

"W-well.. ma'am.. Ma'am, when I see him there is a pain in my chest, like a big hole.. ma'am. H-he is so just and strong, ma'am. I don't think there will be any men like him in my life. Ma'am."
"Hmm.. Do you like flowers, Iesgip?"
"Y-yes, ma'am."
"What do you like about?"
"I.. I like their bright colors and their smell, ma'am."
"But would you eat one?"
"..I.. I don't know, ma'am..?"
"When Ridder was still very little he also loved flowers. He always got so excited by them. Then one day we lost sight of him for a moment.. I found him stuffing himself with daises, despite their bitter taste. If it wasn't for the court's capable doctors the poison would have surely killed Ridder that day."
"Th.. Ma'am, that's terrible, ma'am.."
"It definitely was, my dear. So just remember that even if something may look so good, it might not be what you wanted it to be when you finally get it."
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No. 125828 ID: fe0817

Take note that the woman before you is both a soldier and a lady. Emulate her ways. Just... not too much. Be yourself while retaining what you think is the best part of lady-like manners.
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No. 125831 ID: 8ecfd4

>>125827
Could someone in this base for once listen when they get good advice? Because what she is giving you is very good advice. Ridder is still quite immature in the ways he look at the world. If you try to fit into his mold it will just end up hurting both of you worse.
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No. 125832 ID: 3416ec

>>125827

The solution is simple: go on a date with Ridder. Get to know him.
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No. 125833 ID: c17fb2

>>125827
Iesgip, he also stuffed his face full of daisies. He can't be all that grand.

On the other thand, to help you along-- you did just admit to liking flowers because they're pretty and smell nice. There's a woman in there somewhere.
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No. 125837 ID: f44349

>>125827
...She is wise.
It's not what any of us want to hear but she is wise.
Trying to win him over would not end happily now.
He does not want romance, and perhaps he is right.
Perhaps this is not the time for romance.
Just... be his friend. Get to know him better.
Don't force it like Sticks did.
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No. 125838 ID: 1d2d60

>>125827
"Still, one does cannot know till one looks closer ehh? And besides that... many flowers are edible... one just has to get to know which ones."
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No. 125842 ID: 627d28

>>125827

Hm. Well... she does have a point. But doesn't everyone want to improve themselves? Think on your desires for a moment. If it weren't for Ridder, would you consider learning what you're asking for in any case?
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No. 125854 ID: c16184
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125854

No, sir.. If it wasn't for Ridder I wouldn't be interested in being lady-like. Sir.
So.. Sir, you are right, sir. Maybe it's best to just be his friend, sir.


"Th-then.. Ma'am, then I will just be his friend, ma'am.. a-atleast until I know him better..?"

She stops her exercise and joins me on the beds.

"That sounds like a good plan. That feeling, that big hole you described, it is a feeling that will come up many times, and not all of those times it will be filled. It is something you will learn to live with, dearie. How old are you?"
"I'm turning three soon, ma'am."
"..Yes, you still have quite a few years to learn.
"Thank you, ma'am."

And, sir, thank you, sir.
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No. 125859 ID: f21281

>>125854
Casually add in that Kobolds age faster than normal beings. Your three might be a Leferran's 25.
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No. 125860 ID: 3416ec

You're welcome, ma'am.

Be sure to at least get to know Ridder better.
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No. 125865 ID: d31d16

>>125854
On a side note: maybe Ritari would teach you those exercises she was doing. They looked very different from the ones you were doing. Perhaps they can help you develop in ways you were not aware of.
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No. 125867 ID: 8ecfd4

>>125854
Good to see that you understand. Still it never hurts to learn to dance and learn more about life in Northern Piecavole. Knowledge is a wonderful tool that can used in a myriad of ways and dancing will train you to be lithe on your feet, train endurance and motor skill among other things.
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No. 125870 ID: 1d2d60

>>125854
Well then... I suppose you can relax somewhat... not too much stress. Just get close to him to know him for who he is... not what he is. Much smarter to work your way in to understanding than to seize his heart and hope the rest of him follows.

Besides, like we said earlier, Ridder still has some maturing to do himself, has enough on his plate just trying to command this place without being in a serious relationship for now. His attempt at being with Sticks nearly cracked him up from the stress for a while.

(However, note that you can probably only expect to live to see 50 at most anyhow. All the other races are so long lived...)
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No. 125875 ID: 476456

..Ask how old leferrans age and live

while casually avoiding asking how old ritari is.
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No. 125877 ID: d5f852

Iesgip, you are buff and adorable at the same time. I am not sure that's allowed.
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No. 125884 ID: c16184
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125884

"Ma'am, does your and Ridder's kind age differently?"
"That's right. We only get our coming of age ceremony at five times your age, and then most of us aren't even really mature yet. I have lived for fourtyseven years."
"Ohh.. I hope I will live that long, ma'am."
"Just take good care of yourself, dear. You never know how far life will take you. Now why don't you go tell Ridder about your plan to drop out of the competition?"
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No. 125885 ID: 1d2d60

>>125884
Wait what?
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No. 125889 ID: 157dc1

>>125884
Ugh, cover up them boobies, Reaver.
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No. 125890 ID: b47c3f

>>125885
Fifteen.
Leferrans age at normal human rate.

Looks like Iegsip is 15 in kobbo years
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No. 125891 ID: 3416ec

>>125889

DON'T YOU DARE.
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No. 125895 ID: a79349

>>125885
Kobolds don't live very long.
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No. 125896 ID: 1963d1

Has anyone stopped to consider that this might be a trick orchestrated by Sticks to make us drop out of the competition?
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No. 125897 ID: 6c28cf

>>125896
Ritari wouldn't go along with that.
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No. 125902 ID: e050d6

>>125889
this
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No. 125904 ID: 1d2d60

>>125896
It seems more like Ritari is just trying to cool down the romance for now so her son can get a little peace for a moment.

Ridder has already rebuffed Sticks' recent romantic advances so... for no it is probably better to be his friend before trying to be his lover (because lets be honest.. he easily gains a lot of loyal followers, but he seems like a fellow who has never had many friends.)
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No. 125908 ID: 3416ec

Iesgip: Approach Ridder and announce you would like to be friends.

Remember to flex those muscles while you say it.
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No. 125909 ID: 8ce2bf

>>125884
Go see Ridder and tell him you're dropping out of the running and want to be close friends with him.
ridder suck muschio's dick
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No. 125911 ID: f44349

Yeah...
I think that would be the nicest thing you could do for Ridder right now.
Maybe ask if he wants to play some cards or something too?
I dunno. He needs to relax though, man. Damn.

(...And for what its worth I'm still rooting for you)
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No. 125917 ID: 3416ec

Ridder: Initiate Oral Sex with Muschio.
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No. 125919 ID: c16184
File 126542669316.png - (169.80KB , 700x700 , c23-13.png )
125919

Yes, sir. I head up to Ridder's bedroom.

"Sir?"
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No. 125920 ID: 3416ec

Looks like he's sleeping...

...sniff Ridder's hair, then quietly leave.
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No. 125921 ID: 1d2d60

>>125919
I think he is asleep... wouldn't want to wake him.
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No. 125922 ID: 3416ec

>>125920

Wait, even better: look under portrait, acquire panties.
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No. 125924 ID: 917cac

You can say that you will accept being a friend and not cause him trouble fighting over or forcing yourself on him. Also if anything is to happen between you that it would be if he wants it.
This way Ridder would know that you haven't lost interest but instead respects him enough to not fight over him or pressure him.
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No. 125928 ID: 8f1880

>>125919

Maybe we should tell him later.
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No. 125930 ID: 12fc66

>>125919
Poor Ridder's been so exhausted lately. Maybe we should do something nice for him. Y'know, as a friend. Take the load off a bit.
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No. 125932 ID: 3416ec

>>Take the load off a bit.

*snicker*
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No. 125934 ID: a79349

Look for the kobold potion.
Pour it down his throat as he sleeps.
PROFIT.

:3c
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No. 125935 ID: 3cccf3

>>125934
I thought the kobold potion was destroyed by the wand's explosion?
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No. 125936 ID: 1d2d60

>>125924
This seems like the best way to handle it when he wakes up... but for now.. if he is asleep.. let him sleep.

(and non of this other funny business everyone else is suggesting)
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No. 125939 ID: 67c611

Climb in bed with him and spoon.
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No. 125945 ID: e9b708

>>125939
>>125934
Don't invade his privacy. Show Ridder that you're both useful and mature.
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No. 125946 ID: 445c48

IEGSIP SPECIAL SNEAKING MISSION
GET INTO RIDDER'S BED AND CUDDLE. DO NOT WAKE TARGET. NO HANKYPANKY EITHER.
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No. 125947 ID: c16184
File 126542845565.png - (72.75KB , 700x700 , c23-14.png )
125947

S-sir, yes, sir, I won't do anything weird to him, sir. I'll let him sleep, sir. ..I'll just have a closer look, sir.

He does not look very strong and just when sleeping.. Just real worried, sir.
Sir, I think I will be able to just be his friend, sir. Maybe.. Maybe we'll care more for each other this way, sir.

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No. 125950 ID: a64482

>>125947
See his hair?

Smell it.
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No. 125951 ID: 445c48

Give him a little peck on the cheek or forehead or something, but don't wake him.
>>
No. 125952 ID: 445c48

Also if you think you're good enough to do so without waking him, acquire ancient elven panties from behind ancient elven painting and place them on Ridder's head.
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No. 125955 ID: 3af198

Don't be disrespectful to do anything to risk disturbing him. He needs the rest.
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No. 125962 ID: 1d2d60

>>125947
Erh.. just let him rest.. as you can see he is mortal like every other man.

You do not need to be apprehensive of him... merely be a friends, and if something develops beyond that... well... this voice is gives his blessing.
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No. 125964 ID: 3416ec

New mission objective: acquire panties behind painting. Wear said panties.
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No. 125970 ID: d5f852

Kiss hiiiiiiim.
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No. 125973 ID: c16184
File 126542962488.png - (79.22KB , 700x700 , c23-15.png )
125973

Yes, sir. I give him a tiny kiss real carefully.

"(S-sir, m-maybe we will be a couple one day, but.. now I just want to be good friends. Sir."

He continues to sleep peacefully.
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No. 125977 ID: 445c48

Well that was a short pause.
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No. 125978 ID: 3af198

Just remember you can be his bro and right hand man and be as closer than if you've been married(or similar relationship). Sure marriage means you get physical affection, but thats something that you can live without allot easier than having good close friends that you can trust your life on and Vice-versa.
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No. 125979 ID: c16184
File 126542994869.png - (344.81KB , 700x700 , c23-15-paused.png )
125979

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No. 125985 ID: 784974

>>125977
or WAS IT?
>>
No. 125999 ID: a79349

>>125978
But she wants some wang.
>>
No. 126001 ID: e9b708

>>125999
But does she need Ridder Wang? There's a whole world full of Wang out there.
>>
No. 126002 ID: 8ce2bf

>>126001
How can you even say that like any wang could replace Ridder's in her heart.
>>
No. 126010 ID: e9b708

>>126002
Wait, are you implying that Iesgip is storing Ridders wang in her heart? That doesn't sound like a very good situation for either of them.
>>
No. 126013 ID: 8399bd

Ridder's wang transcends all dimensions all thoughts, all forms of existence, it's every where, yet nowhere.
>>
No. 126035 ID: a79349

>>126013
There's a little bit of Ridder's wang in us all.
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No. 126170 ID: 8ecfd4

>>125999
Well Petal has a device for battling those urges. And we happen to know where it was. She might have moved it.

Iesgip, go to Petal and ask for a masturbatory aid.
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No. 126311 ID: 5a2e05

>>126170
No, even better. Get Petal and Grek to combine their technical knowledge with Nakraska's craftsboldship to make the most powerful masturbatory aid ever created.
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No. 126331 ID: c16184
File 12654860523.png - (90.02KB , 700x700 , c23-16.png )
126331

"Weh eghta treh a 'igher pres're."
"Oh yes, that worked absolute marvels on the last test."
"Yeh get a bett'r edea, sey 't!"
"I'm too tired to think. Let's save this for tomorrow."
"Ye neh gen' wesh 'p?"
"Later. I want to rest for a bit. ...Hey, someone left one of the rings here."
"Eh, jes' pet 't 'n th'table. Ridd'r's 'sleep now."
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No. 126332 ID: c0f3bf

Hey Petal. What's up.
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No. 126333 ID: 8ce2bf

>>126331
What were you doing with a male fertility charm?
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No. 126334 ID: e3f578

Having marriage troubles with the wife?
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No. 126336 ID: 632862

>>126331
We can still talk while he's asleep. Weird, huh?
>>
No. 126339 ID: f44349

>>126331
Heya sweetcheeks!
Yeah, we're still goin' even when he's asleep. Weird eh?
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No. 126343 ID: 8ecfd4

>>126331
Ohhh, you know what you can use it for now. Peek into his dreams. They're not very interesting though, mostly abandonment issues and beating himself up because he's not perfect.

A more interesting question. How did you end up with Grek? She never stuck me like one who is interested in physical activites.
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No. 126344 ID: 632862

>>126339
Stop copying me!
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No. 126369 ID: c16184
File 126548819153.png - (81.06KB , 700x700 , c23-17.png )
126369

Hey there, voices.
Me and Grek do fit together real well, actually. She has the energy and drive, and I have the wisdom and rational, or so I'd like to think.
She comes up with things, I read them from books. Usually our combined efforts make the greatest advances... But sometimes, we both get a little stubborn. For example, right now she wants to try something that I already know won't work.
But it's fine. We're good friends.

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No. 126370 ID: c1b520

>>126369
I have to ask, what is it?
>>
No. 126371 ID: c0f3bf

If ya go along with it she might be more inclined to listen to you next time.
>>
No. 126372 ID: 8399bd

More importantly does it explode, produce bacon, or remove clothes.
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No. 126373 ID: 8ecfd4

>>126369
Well experimentation is a central part of the scientific process. Taking notes is also a big part of that, if you show her the notes that prove your point she might be willing to revise her opinion or atleast take greater precautions. Working with high pressure stuff can be quite dangerous.

Also, how good friends are you? Because there has been some speculation in here on wheter you're as close to her as say Black Fang and Nekraska are to each other.
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No. 126375 ID: 632862

>>126369
Just friends, huh? Oh well. It seems that you and Grek are the only girls we've met recently that had little interest in Ridder. What's up with that? Grek won't talk to us about her personal life, so we've got no idea as far as she's concerned. What's your story on that front?
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No. 126401 ID: c16184
File 126549007551.png - (72.19KB , 700x700 , c23-18.png )
126401

Pff, I've seen enough men in Wonderseed for a lifetime. Ridder's hot, but I'm certainly not looking for my knight in shining armor.
Grek, however.. She told me an interesting story. Just keep it between us, alright?
There was this boy in the caravan she travelled with. Lots of flirting and all, but no action because, well, she's a gob, he's an ape. So when finally the time came around for Grek to head back to her own place, they made this little promise to meet again. I don't know what she expects from it, but she's not gonna let any other man into her heart.
Not intentionally anyway.

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No. 126402 ID: c0f3bf

So women are free game for her then? What about you, any interesting history?
>>
No. 126406 ID: 8ecfd4

>>126401
Hmmm that's interesting. By ape do you mean human or actual ape?

And you know there are men who are different from the ones in the forest. You got a long life ahead of you so ruling things out isn't the smartest thing.

Btw, you should probably go and check out Greks experiment. Just to make sure she doesn't do anything to dangerous.
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No. 126411 ID: 632862

>>126401
So what's the thing that Grek's trying to make? We might have some insight into the matter.
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No. 126418 ID: e0499d

>>126401
so... why are you so secretive about having a dildo in your closet...?

But on a more proper note:
So Grek's being all pissy to Black Fang cause she's trying to sheild herself?
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No. 126426 ID: 445c48

Oh yes, about the dildo in your underwear drawer: Don't worry about it. Ridder didn't really understand when we tried to explain.
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No. 126457 ID: c16184
File 126549386831.png - (104.94KB , 700x700 , c23-19.png )
126457

Could be, could be.

"Hey Petal."

Oh, it's one of the kobolds.

"Good afternoon, Nakraska."
"Can we talk for a bit? I got to know some girlstuff."

..uh..
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No. 126458 ID: e75a2f

DO IT.

Nakraska is an upstanding man.
>>
No. 126459 ID: c0f3bf

You should indulge him, might learn something interesting.
>>
No. 126461 ID: 1d2d60

>>126457
What kind of "girl things"?
>>
No. 126462 ID: c593ec

>>126461
He said girl STUFF.
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No. 126463 ID: 8ecfd4

>>126457
You never did reveal if Greks big love was human. Come on, still my curiousity.

And tell him to go ahead. He probably just wants to find out how to get together with Iesgip, or atleast get her to notice him.
>>
No. 126464 ID: 632862

>>126457
Go on, find out what he wants.
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No. 126470 ID: c16184
File 126549490858.png - (84.84KB , 700x700 , c23-20.png )
126470

Oh, how very wonderful. Sextalk with a kobold. This won't be awkward at all. Hopefully I'll get to tell him about placentas and eggstrings!

"Sure, have a seat."

I scoot over.
Nakraska sits down on the edge of the couch.


"What do you want to know?"
"How can you tell if a girl's preggo? ..Before their belly gets all big, I mean."
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No. 126474 ID: 8ecfd4

>>126470
Violent mood swings, nausea, period stopping, craving for odd foodstuffs. I think those should be the most common ones. There are probably a few that I'm forgetting.
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No. 126475 ID: 1d2d60

>>126470
Depends... they should stop their regular bleeding, and depending how sensitive your nose is (some races can tell some can't) they should smell somewhat different.

Also... their sex drive and emotional state may alter as well as their eating habits.
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No. 126486 ID: 632862

>>126470
Don't you know this stuff anyway? Ask him why he's asking, anyway.
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No. 126494 ID: c16184
File 126549594288.png - (86.73KB , 700x700 , c23-21.png )
126494

Of course I know these things, it's just oh so comfortable talking about it with a miniature dragon.

"Easiest to notice is that you stop bleeding."
"..Oh.."
"..Why?"
"It's p' embarrassing.."

Guess he doesn't want to talk about it. Oh well.
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No. 126498 ID: 44f611

Grab his crotch.

Just do it.
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No. 126499 ID: 1d2d60

>>126494
This isn't just a sudden random interest in biology is it Nakkers, come now you can tell us... we are all friends here.
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No. 126501 ID: badf27

>>126494
Reassure him that Black Fang can't get pregnant.
>>
No. 126502 ID: 8399bd

You could always hand the ring over to him. We could get to the bottom of this.

Or, grab his crotch. You know you want to.
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No. 126503 ID: 8ce2bf

>>126494
Ask him who he's fucked besides Terva.
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No. 126504 ID: 8ecfd4

>>126494
Prod him a bit. This seems like one of those things he migh feel a bit better with if he has someone to share them with. And sometimes it's easier to share with someone you don't really know.

That and this sounds really intersting. As far as we know there is no chance that he could have knocked someone up. The only two here that could possibly be pregnant should be Sticks and the Gnoll. And nobody has been near enough the Gnoll and she hasn't been here long enough to notice if she was preggers when she got here.
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No. 126506 ID: 632862

>>126494
I think maybe Nakraska might not be male.
>>
No. 126513 ID: c0f3bf

Tell him you know some people that might be easier to talk to. Hold up the ring, as lovely as it is talking with you, he might need some... advice.
>>
No. 126514 ID: 44f611

>>126513
This is true. I told him a while back that if there was ever anything we could do for him, we would do our best. Would you mind offering us to him?
>>
No. 126527 ID: 67c611

Ask it if it is male or female.
>>
No. 126529 ID: d31d16

>>126494
well, one way to get a clue, in the context of helping would be.. ask what Race the pregnant person is.. after all, different races have different signs, right?
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No. 126531 ID: 9e9b47

>>126494

Just tell him to spit it out.
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No. 126543 ID: e0499d

>>126494
... um...
Way to phrase that oddly to a guy who may not know about the menstrual cycle... maybe he does... I dunno...

Say that the ring can help...
We dig dirt
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No. 126553 ID: 3416ec

Suddenly I am intrigued.

...who did Nakraska knock up?
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No. 126558 ID: 1e7931

>>126553

Nakraska thinks he's pregnant because he and Black Fang fooled around.

That, or he thinks Black Fang is pregnant.

[spoiler]Or oh god they tried something with Geppa Oh fuck what do we doooooooooooo.
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No. 126582 ID: c16184
File 126550253649.png - (86.90KB , 700x700 , c23-22.png )
126582

If you insist..

"Come on, Nakraska. I'm sure you will feel better if you tell someone. We might even work out a misunderstanding."
"Yeah.. I guess I can trust you. You're p' cool. Me 'n Terva, we.. uh.. we took a bath together."
"..Okay.."
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No. 126583 ID: 3416ec

Let's head him off at the pass:

"No, Nakraska, males cannot get pregnant."
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No. 126586 ID: 1d2d60

>>126582
and...
>>
No. 126594 ID: 67c611

Wait. Petal, pass him the ring. This is a bit personal.
>>
No. 126595 ID: 212869

Wait.

No.

He doesn't know Black Fang is male?
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No. 126597 ID: e9b708

>>126595
Do we even know if black fang is really male?
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No. 126598 ID: 5774c9

>>126594
Do this. We can find out a lot more if we can get the info directly.
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No. 126600 ID: c16184
File 126550348293.png - (93.23KB , 700x700 , c23-23.png )
126600

"..and..?"
"Huh? Well, w-we kissed too, but.."
"Nakraska, males can't get pregnant."
"..Uhh..?"

In the name of all things fair, I don't really have to give this guy The Talk, do I. I do, don't I.
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No. 126601 ID: badf27

>>126600
You could give him the ring. We'll take the load off of your hands.
>>
No. 126602 ID: 476456

uhhh..
>>
No. 126603 ID: 1d2d60

>>126600
They are both guys right?... I mean are you sure?
>>
No. 126604 ID: 14bc7d

>>126600
Give him the ring. We'll guide his cock.
>>
No. 126605 ID: f44349

>>126600
Well, uh... we certainly can't be trusted to do it...
I mean we COULD but... I just know some kind of ridiculous shenanigans would happen.
>>
No. 126606 ID: 212869

Show him the goods.

"I can, however."
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No. 126608 ID: 8f1880

>>126600

Well, you could give him the hands-on approach instead.
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No. 126609 ID: 8ecfd4

>>126600
Looks like you're going to have to do it. Not everyone grows up in a culture where you have ritual orgies. Still, it's a bit odd he didn't know things beforehand.
>>
No. 126610 ID: 3416ec

Petal, take us out of your mouth. You don't know where we've been.
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No. 126611 ID: 1d2d60

>>126610
aww but tis such a pretty mouth...
>>
No. 126612 ID: 212869

He's a kobold. He's probably like, two years old.
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No. 126613 ID: c16184
File 126550438765.png - (86.78KB , 700x700 , c23-24.png )
126613

Oh, right, you can do everything yourself.

I hold the ring out to him


"Here, why don't you let the voices be your guide."
"..Oh! You got the ring. Man, this is p' embarrassing. Uh. Just forget 'bout it, a'ight? Thanks anyway."
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No. 126615 ID: 67c611

Pass him the ring and we'll give him the talk so you don't have to.

I think it's really cute and sexy the way you hold the ring in your mouth.
>>
No. 126616 ID: 5774c9

>>126613
Crap! Press the issue! Don't let him escape! The voices are curious now!

If you can't get any info out of him, give us to Terva.
>>
No. 126618 ID: 3416ec

Can you toss us onto one of his horns? All we need is tactile interaction.
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No. 126622 ID: 8ecfd4

>>126613
Tell him to get back there. Tell him of your upbringing. I mean come on, you grew up in a civilization with very few sexual inhibitions.

If there is anyone here that he should be able to be open about this stuff with it's you. And you really should help him out here. I mean you have heard the way we are. Would you really trust us to give good advice to a poor sexually confused kobold that haven't had the "talk"?
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No. 126623 ID: 1d2d60

>>126613
Hey no sweat... if he doesn't want the ring I am more than happy to sit here and talk to beautiful elven lady.
>>
No. 126626 ID: c0f3bf

Tell him he brought it up, so he obviously needs advice, and we're the ones to talk to if it's too embarrassing to ask you.
>>
No. 126627 ID: 9d07d9

Tell him he can trust us with a secret. We saw him in the bath and didn't tell you, did we?
>>
No. 126634 ID: 5a2e05

>>126613
Hey now. The ring is the only reason this occurred in the first place. It's only right we allay his fears.
>>
No. 126636 ID: 8ecfd4

>>126627
Ummm, actually I think we did. Or atleast dropped some pretty heavy hints. Trusting us to keep a secret is like the worst idea ever.
>>
No. 126638 ID: 212869

Keep the ring. I'd rather talk to you, anyway.
>>
No. 126642 ID: 9d07d9

>>126636

Well, yeah, we've tried to tell everyone, but it hasn't really registered with anyone.
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No. 126650 ID: 2dd482

>>126494
"Easiest to notice is that you stop bleeding."
"..Oh.."

NAKKERS IS A GIRL DRAGONBOLD. SHE'S GOT NO TITS BECAUSE LIZARDS DON'T HAVE THEM
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No. 126654 ID: a64482

>>126650
...

fffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

sense is made.
>>
No. 126655 ID: e0499d

>>126613
erm... just say that Terva was wearing us when they were 'fooling around'...
And that we know about the crack in the mermaid if he don't believe us.
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No. 126656 ID: c16184
File 126550578670.png - (85.67KB , 700x700 , c23-25.png )
126656

Hey, that's fine with me.

"Listen, we all know about it now, so you might as well spill the beans and we get this over with."
"H-hey man, not cool."
"You're the one who's asking for help, man."
"..."
"So what will it be?"
"..I was supposed to have my menstrual cycle today but it ain't comin'!"

..What..
>>
No. 126657 ID: 3416ec

Accidentally swallow the ring in surprise.

Also, WAT.
>>
No. 126659 ID: 5774c9

>>126656
Looks like Nekraska needs to move to the girls' dorm.
>>
No. 126660 ID: 1d2d60

>>126656
Well, I kinda suspected that.
>>
No. 126662 ID: e75a2f

So you are a woman. And you think you might be pregnant with Black Fang's baby.

You know, stress can delay a period.
>>
No. 126663 ID: f44349

>>126656
...Oh.
Well.
I guess that makes sense.
Huh.
>>
No. 126666 ID: 8ecfd4

>>126656
Well that explains stuff. Not really alot, but a bit. You would think someone else would have noticed the girly parts earlier. Ask her why she hid this fact?

Also inform the poor girl that there are potions one can take that will help if they're taken a few days after the act as well as the fact that menstrual cycles aren't always on time. They can get a bit out of synch at times.
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No. 126668 ID: 8f1880

>>126656

Woah woah woah, back up.

You mean to tell me you's a WOMAN?
>>
No. 126674 ID: 2dd482

Dragonbolds: the ultimate reverse traps
>>
No. 126677 ID: fe0817

Wait. So BlackFang knows this now? Or had BlackFang ever saw a girl naked before?
>>
No. 126681 ID: 5a2e05

>>126656
WHATATWEEST
>>
No. 126684 ID: 9e9b47

Even if Black Fang had never seen a girl before, I think he's get an inkling that he wasn't a guy when there was a lack of a penis between his legs
>>
No. 126685 ID: 5774c9

>>126684
Maybe Nakkers has the biggest clit ever.
>>
No. 126693 ID: 099247

>>126685
...Thanks, we really needed to hear that.
>>
No. 126694 ID: c16184
File 12655069251.png - (92.97KB , 700x700 , c23-26.png )
126694

WOAH INDEED!

"You mean you're a woman?!"
"H-hey, keep it down, man!"
"But.. Why are you hiding it?"
"M-man, l-look at me. I ain't gonna fit in with you and the girls. No offense, but I jus' wanna be one of the bro'ers."
"I'll be damned.. So Black Fa- I mean, uh, Terva, he knows?"
"N-no, and I rather he doesn't find out."
>>
No. 126699 ID: 67c611

Great, now I can't stop staring at your tits.
>>
No. 126700 ID: e75a2f

Coathanger.
>>
No. 126701 ID: 5774c9

>>126694
How can he "not know"? He fucked you, for crying out loud - in the girly door!
>>
No. 126702 ID: 2dd482

>>126699
fuck. yeah. Mang, nakkers, put a shirt on :\
>>
No. 126704 ID: c0f3bf

How does he not know? I mean, we saw what was going to happen, are you really that stealthy?
>>
No. 126707 ID: f44349

>>126694
Tell him not to worry, we won't tell.
RIGHT GUYS? >:C

But.. uh... how does Terva NOT know?
>>
No. 126709 ID: badf27
File 126550721431.png - (27.01KB , 170x169 , nobodyright face.png )
126709

--well.

that's

interesting


:c
>>
No. 126710 ID: 099247

Y'know Petal is starting to look a lot like Habanero-tan.
>>
No. 126712 ID: c593ec

WAAAAAAAIT wait wait wait wait

If --
If Nakraska's a girl
How does Black Fang not know?

There's no way he could've gotten her pregnant without knowing.
Unless they were like... you know...

...ask him exactly what happened at the bath.
>>
No. 126713 ID: 8ecfd4

>>126694
Ummm, how does one miss that if there is any chance at pregnancy? I think you're going to have to verify how much poor Nakkers knows about reproduction. Just kissing or a blowjob isn't enough, unless kobolds are very different.

And the dude looks only slightly less feminine than Iesgip. She would probably fit in at the female dorm. She could be keeping it a secret just to stay close to Black Fang though.
>>
No. 126714 ID: 1153ac

So, we have Iesgip, the manly female kobold, and we have Nakraska... the manly female kobold.

The creativity astounds me.
>>
No. 126717 ID: 9891a9

>>126701
>>126712
I'll bet that Black fang doesn't know because Nakraska is a dragonbold and thus has a cloaca, he probably thinks it was just how kobold anuses look. And he overlooked the lack of penis because he was too focused on dat ass
>>
No. 126719 ID: 1e7931

>>126694

>spittake.jpg

WHAT.
>>
No. 126720 ID: 506441

holy fuck, can you even IMAGINE what a kobold/gnoll hybrid would look like?!
>>
No. 126725 ID: 099247

>>126720
Probably like something from the Metal Glen.
>>
No. 126730 ID: 3416ec

Petal, listen very carefully:

You must examine Nakraska's groin region very carefully. We must find out if he has any *ahem* "angle on his dangle."
>>
No. 126732 ID: 8ce2bf

Have Nakkers prove that he's not a he. Also ask him how old he is.
You should also ask him if he's ever had a menstrual cycle, or if this was supposed to be his first.
>>
No. 126733 ID: c16184
File 126550773019.png - (86.54KB , 700x700 , c23-27.png )
126733

"Wait, how does he not know? You fucked, right?"
"Wh- What?! No! Terva ain't a homo!"
"What..? Then why are you worried about being pregnant?!"
"W- Because we were in the bath together, man!"
"Yeah? And..?"
"A-at the same time.."
"..."
"..."

...Oh, you've got to be kidding me...
>>
No. 126737 ID: 5774c9
File 126550781680.jpg - (39.36KB , 450x338 , 1199597893199.jpg )
126737

>>126733
Oh those Kobolds!
>>
No. 126738 ID: 8ecfd4

>>126733
Ok. You're going need to have the talk with her. Honestly her parents should have taken care of this a few months ago. Damn irresposible kobold parents that send out their young ones into the world without basic knowledge.
>>
No. 126739 ID: 9891a9

>>126733
Yep, time to teach her how pregnancy works. The Birds and the Bees. Or give the ring to her so we can explain it... but you know with us that wouldn't end well.
>>
No. 126741 ID: 3416ec

>>126733

Petal: Facepalm
>>
No. 126744 ID: c0f3bf

That is frankly astronomically unlikely, but you know that don't you?
>>
No. 126746 ID: c99fd1

What, she reproduces like fishes? Deposit semen on water, it swims in?
>>
No. 126747 ID: 1d2d60

>>126733
"Nakker's how old are you?"
>>
No. 126749 ID: f44349

>>126733
Oh for fuck's sake.
This poor kid really needs The Talk. BAD.
>>
No. 126750 ID: c1b520

How can you blame her? She's a bold aint she? She's too innocent to know.
>>
No. 126751 ID: badf27

>>126733
Uh huh. What a tweest.
>>
No. 126752 ID: f5c892

Okay, so we need to cover the birds and the bees.

"The bee stings the bird and the bird DIES"
>>
No. 126753 ID: badf27
File 126550814852.png - (7.25KB , 289x225 , uh huh.png )
126753

>>126751
What. A. Tweest.
>>
No. 126755 ID: 86b644

>>126733

Hahaha... awwwww
>>
No. 126757 ID: 445c48

First, tell her that it's best to wait a few days before claiming you're preggers. As far as my understanding goes (There is very little of it) it can move around a little. Give it a little wiggle room, wait for a day or two.

Second Nakkers that is not how baby is made.
>>
No. 126764 ID: fe0817

Well... the only way to confirm a pregnancy 100% is to get an ultrasound scan. Which is not available. So feeling fetal movement in 20 weeks would do.
>>
No. 126767 ID: c16184
File 126550887574.png - (92.34KB , 700x700 , c23-28.png )
126767

..Euuughh..

"Okay, listen, Nakraska. A baby is made when a man releases his semen int--"
"Oh, I know of that way of babymaking. I got twelve kids in the village."
"..Wh... Then why did you think getting in the bath with a guy would make you pregnant?"
"D.. Didn't your mom ever tell you'd get preggo if you go swimming with a guy, bathing with a guy, or go into the water when the fish are spawning..?"
"...Nnghh... Nakraska, that's all not true."
"..Oh.."
>>
No. 126768 ID: 67c611

>>126764
You are forgetting about MAGIC!
>>
No. 126769 ID: 1e7931

>>126767

This is all terribly confusing ARE YOU A GUY OR A GIRL NARASKA WE CANNOT TELL, OKAY? WHAT THE FUCK, MAN.
>>
No. 126770 ID: c0f3bf

Twelve kids? Seriously? What are their names?
>>
No. 126772 ID: 5774c9

>>126767
Its a vagina not a clown car, Nakkers.

Wait, who's taking care of her kids?
>>
No. 126773 ID: 8ce2bf

>>126767
┐(๑◕ˇڡˇ◕)┌ Haters gonna hate, Nakkers gonna mate
>>
No. 126775 ID: a64482

Uhm. This is a dragon. We don't know how thier reproductive anatomy works.

Considering that her species also produces what appear to be mammals, who knows how the fuck thier reproductive anatomy works?
>>
No. 126777 ID: a64482

Also, is one named Babrakus?
>>
No. 126778 ID: c67320

Man, Kobolds are weird. I need some elf tits to cheer me up.
>>
No. 126779 ID: 445c48

>>126778
Second.

And hell, Petal, do you know about kobolds? Maybe they work that way. Advise her on waiting a few days before thinking she's preggers, sometimes it's just late.
>>
No. 126780 ID: 67c611

Petal, strip, now.

Tell Nakkers that she could get a sex change potion.
>>
No. 126785 ID: 86b644

>>126767
Right then.

Petal, are you feeling as much like a strong drink after this as I am?
>>
No. 126786 ID: db9788

tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/119941.html#12100
How do you explain this, then?
>>
No. 126789 ID: c16184
File 126550998533.png - (86.73KB , 700x700 , c23-29.png )
126789

"..Wow.."
"..."
"What're your kids' names?"
"Namskel, Babrakus, Loter, Memkane, Lokuzze, Rekoka, Hervakus, Mekanaka, Horsekus, Little Nam-Nam, Kelert and Hevankel."
"..Who's taking care of them?"
"They're all adults already, man."
"...How old are you, Nakraska?"
"T-ten years.."
"Wow.."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..I.. I'm sorry for reacting like this. Just not.. Not what I expected."
"Just don't tell anyone, a'ight? I just wanna chill with the dudes."
"Yeah.. Yeah, that's fine. Don't worry."
"..Well, thank you."
"Sure, sure, no problem."

.. Yep.. A strong, strong drink and a hard cuddle with Grek sound great right now.
>>
No. 126790 ID: c0f3bf

Get the alcohol. You know where it is.
>>
No. 126791 ID: 1e7931

>>126789

Ask if she's draconic.

Then, go find something strong enough to knock you off your feet.

...God I need alcohol...
>>
No. 126792 ID: 1d2d60

>>126789
You don't wanna drink 'that' shit. Anyhow... yeah... woah.
>>
No. 126794 ID: e75a2f

>Babrakus

Uh oh.
>>
No. 126798 ID: 1963d1

You're gonna need a strooooong drink.

Go get the bottle marked "alcohol". I'm sure it's perfectly fine.
>>
No. 126799 ID: 86b644

>>126789

This Talisker's for you, then. Cheers.

On a topic less in need of brain bleach, what have you been cooking up in the lab these past few days?
>>
No. 126803 ID: fe0817

Go to Ridder'r room. There should a flask with some strange purple coloured liquid in it. It is the best grape wine I ever tasted, so you should have some.
>>
No. 126807 ID: f12f07

>>126767
dragons are known for having a incredible mary sue level of fertility, so all of that is only true if theres a dragon involved.
>>
No. 126809 ID: 86b644

>>126803

We already have enough Kobolds, that would only upset our species balance.
>>
No. 126814 ID: c16184
File 126551139212.png - (66.03KB , 700x700 , c23-30.png )
126814

>>
No. 126815 ID: 934ef5

>>126814
W-wait, isn't that the rubbing alcohol?
Slow down there hun, make sure you know what that is!.
>>
No. 126816 ID: 1963d1

>>126815
Don't listen to him! Down the hatch! C'mon drink up!
>>
No. 126818 ID: f44349

>>126814
Wait!
Don't drink the one labeled "alcohol" its not the drinking kind, you know.
Unless this is tour private stash, in which case carry on.
>>
No. 126819 ID: c16184
File 126551172897.png - (144.14KB , 700x700 , c23-31.png )
126819

BOTTOMS UP!
>>
No. 126821 ID: 86b644

Given that the medical grade alcohol is probably part of Grek and Petal's lab gear I wouldn't think she'd accidentally drink it.
>>
No. 126823 ID: a64482

You...

INDUCE VOMITING, NOW.
>>
No. 126824 ID: 934ef5

>>126819
DAMMIT HOW DOES THE SCIENCE ELF NOT KNOW THESE THINGS
>>
No. 126826 ID: f12f07

>>126819
murphy's law /tgchan/ style:

if you make a bad suggestion for hilarious implications, it will be used.
>>
No. 126827 ID: 3416ec

Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
>>
No. 126831 ID: c0f3bf

Find Grek, drunkenly stumbling around. Hug Grek.
>>
No. 126833 ID: 3416ec

>>126831

Make sure to belch loudly, too.
>>
No. 126836 ID: 67c611

Commence drunkenly groping Grek.
>>
No. 126841 ID: c16184
File 126551274559.png - (170.16KB , 700x700 , c23-32.png )
126841

"Huk huh hung huch hurh hung."
"Neh! Pet'l!"
"Hun hunn, huh hih~"
"Neh, eh den' went th'reng! Step 't!"
>>
No. 126842 ID: c0f3bf

Give her the ring and we'll tell her there's booze.
>>
No. 126843 ID: f44349

>>126841
...Kiss her and leave it in her mouth.
>>
No. 126844 ID: 8ce2bf

>>126841
Tell Grek that your next project should be a freezer that you can keep Otterpops in.
>>
No. 126845 ID: 86b644

>>126841

Classy.
>>
No. 126850 ID: 445c48

>>126843
Second
>>
No. 126854 ID: 506441

>>126841
>>126843
>>126850
Go for it!
>>
No. 126862 ID: 3416ec

"Grek... I love you man... and when we graduate I'm never gonna see you again... 'cause we'll all be in college..."
>>
No. 126863 ID: c16184
File 126551394260.png - (114.47KB , 700x700 , c23-33.png )
126863

"Hmmm.."
"HFFLMHM!"
>>
No. 126864 ID: 86b644

>>126841

Now now, don't force anything on Grek. No one likes a surly drunk.
>>
No. 126865 ID: 476456

Grek can you hear us? We think she drank some of that aphrodesiac wine sticks and ridder had..

We uh..may have forgotten to label it.
>>
No. 126866 ID: f21281

>>126863
...hot.

Dude, Grek, you could so blackmail her with this.
>>
No. 126867 ID: e75a2f

You're so drunk.
>>
No. 126868 ID: 476456

Or petal just gets that way when she gets hammered, either way..
>>
No. 126869 ID: c67320

Use the dildo!

USE THE DILDO
>>
No. 126870 ID: 9e9b47

>>126869

This.
>>
No. 126872 ID: 86b644

>>126869
Dildo?

Gentlemen, it is high time we helped these ladies of science invent the vibrating strapon.

EXCELSIOR!
>>
No. 126873 ID: 86b644

>>126869
Dildo?

Gentlemen, it is high time we helped these ladies of science invent the vibrating strapon.

EXCELSIOR!
>>
No. 126874 ID: 934ef5

>>126863
GREK! SHE DRANK THE ALCOHOL! HELP HER OUT!
>>
No. 126879 ID: c67320

I guess the booze got into her mouth too, now. They're both drunk!
>>
No. 126880 ID: a64482

>>126879
Drunk does not work that way.
>>
No. 126881 ID: c16184
File 126551447587.png - (75.55KB , 700x700 , c23-34.png )
126881

"FECK! Pet'l, yeh denne where's't ben! Feck!"

The feck yeh creckers telk'n 'bet? Th'feck 'eppened?

"..I love you, Grek.."
>>
No. 126883 ID: 86b644

>>126881

Petal had a rather stressful evening. And apparently hits the bottle like an abusive husband.
>>
No. 126884 ID: f44349

>>126881
She's drunk as hell, is all.
She had a long day.
Don't ask.
>>
No. 126885 ID: a64482

Satyr's Jinx.

There's little time. The only cure is to have sex with a woman.
>>
No. 126886 ID: 3416ec

Hi Grek! Petal got wasted after learning Nakraska is a gir... er uh, heh heh! Uh nothing. Nothing at all!
>>
No. 126888 ID: 476456

uhh well, she loves you apparently

Maybe..

uhh. Check that bottle.
>>
No. 126889 ID: 67c611

We need you to invent a vibrator. More specifically a vibrating feeldoe. Trust me you will both love it.
>>
No. 126890 ID: 8ce2bf

>>126881
Tell her that you won't give her some making fuck until she agrees to try that thing she was arguing with you earlier about, saying she already knew it wouldn't work.
>>
No. 126891 ID: e75a2f

She's drunk, Grek.
>>
No. 126894 ID: 476456

For the love of god dont check it with your stomach.
>>
No. 126895 ID: f21281

>>126881
Oh. Just stuff. Nakraska being silly and thinking he's pregnant cuz he was in a bath with Terva, and took some old-wives tales too seriously.

And then Petal was like "fuck this shit, I need booze" and grabbed an unlabeled bottle, then went to town and then got you and started making out with you.

And that brings us to here.

...are you two friends with benefits or something?
>>
No. 126896 ID: 67c611

Ok, fuck inventing for now. How much booze is left in that bottle? Join her in her celebrations for no reason.
>>
No. 126899 ID: 934ef5

>>126881
She needed a beer, but grabbed the ALCOHOL. We did try to warn her but she downed it pretty damn quick.
>>
No. 126901 ID: 8ce2bf

Invent a device that keeps gay elves from fucking you.
>>
No. 126915 ID: ba41e5

Also, quit it with that fake accent. No one else in your old village talks like that, so you are obviously pulling it out of your ass.
>>
No. 126919 ID: c16184
File 126551578526.png - (94.78KB , 700x700 , c23-35.png )
126919

Th'feck? She wes fen jes' 'n her 'go!
Neh sech theng as more 'n frends. Th'feck!


"Pet'l, feck'n 'ell!"
"I love you, Grek."
"Shet'p, yer drenk!"
"Hey, we can be a couple. Gender doesn't make the person, you know."
"Wh-whet? G-get'ff, feck'n drenky! We en't lesb'n!"
"We can pretend I'm a man.."

The'feck?! Th'feck ye den t' 'er?!
>>
No. 126921 ID: c67320

>>126915
It's pretty annoying, since I have to stop and translate what you're saying. You weren't this bad when we first met you.
>>
No. 126922 ID: e75a2f

She did that herself.

Some of us even tried to stop her, actually.
>>
No. 126923 ID: 3416ec

Oh dear. Petal's got them "bedroom eyes."
>>
No. 126924 ID: 8d3dc9

>>126919
She found out someone was... lying about their gender. It's messing with her head something fierce.
>>
No. 126925 ID: a64482

>>126924
OR, as an elf who was raised in a sex-positive environment... when her inhibitions are lowered, they're REALLY lowered.
>>
No. 126926 ID: f21281

>>126919
GREK.

We're a collection of voices. We have no body, much less hands and arms to force someone to do something. We can't take over minds.

If we did anything, our power of persuasion is only limited to how gullible the person we're talking to is.

She got drunk on her own, so just leave her along and let her cool down for a bit.

Or you could join her in the drunkenness. You two have been working hard this week, you deserve a little bit of letting loose :V
>>
No. 126928 ID: c0f3bf

I think she likes you. Like likes you. And she took the alcohol on the shelf, you didn't mix nanroot in there did you?
>>
No. 126929 ID: c67320

>>126919
Shut up and pretend she's male.
>>
No. 126930 ID: 1d2d60

>>126919
I think the accent gets worse when she's nervous. Anyhow... Petal has had a pretty weird day apparently.
>>
No. 126931 ID: 9e9b47

>>126919

Consider the proposition for a minute. I mean, would it be so bad?
>>
No. 126932 ID: 476456

what did WE do? hey you cant blame EVERYTHING on us...well ok almost everything but this time it was her!
>>
No. 126934 ID: 8ce2bf

>>126919
You need a double-ended dildo, and you are so lesbian that even Ridder knows.
>>
No. 126938 ID: 86b644

>>126919

She wanted a stiff drink and a cuddle, but evidently overdid the drink and now wants... less clothes in the cuddle.

Best bet at this stage is to wait until she dozes off, or else try palming her off on someone else.
>>
No. 126946 ID: 1d2d60

>>126934
To be fair we know there is some man you care about we know? Somebody you still want? Care to tell us about him?
>>
No. 126954 ID: c16184
File 126551741337.png - (94.74KB , 700x700 , c23-36.png )
126954

Seh she's like thes ces' she saw a cressdress'r 'n she's ben res'd es a her?
Th'feck'n 'ell! I den went 'er!


"Eh den went yeh, ye feck'n drenk! Neh if yer a men 'r a gerl!"
"Is it because of Gustav?"
"..Ye shet th'feck 'p."
"Would you love me if it wasn't for him?"
"Shet'p."
"You should get together with him already, you tease.."
"Shet'p."
"..."

...She's snering.
Feck.
Whet eh feck'n slet.

>>
No. 126955 ID: c16184
File 126551742475.gif - (709.92KB , 700x700 , c23-36-paused.gif )
126955

>>
No. 126959 ID: ffcfa8

>>126954
Gustav? ELABORATE.
>>
No. 126961 ID: 5a2e05

>>126955
SWEET RAVE PAUSE SCREEN
>>
No. 126968 ID: 445c48

Oh, the second image is just the first one mirrored and upside down.

I thought it was something naughty at first.
>>
No. 126969 ID: 3416ec

>>126961
*breaks out the glow sticks*
>>
No. 126971 ID: b71223

>>126955
UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE
>>
No. 126973 ID: f52552

>>126969
*starts the Unh-Tiss machine*
>>
No. 126985 ID: c5628c

Grek, I believe that you should leave Petal to herself right now and go somewhere else. I'm getting the feeling that by you staying there might raise the awkwardness to +11.5 VERY soon.

P.S. ROARING 20's RAVE!!
>>
No. 127026 ID: d31d16

>>126955
She'll probably get sleepy in a few minutes if she's already that terrifyingly drunk. She took in a lot, all at once
Make sure she doesn't fall asleep on your bed
It might come back up.
>>
No. 127208 ID: 8ecfd4

>>126954
Make sure she lies in a position where she won't choke on her own vomit. She got really drunk. I didn't think elfs could handle that much booze.

Anyway, tell us about this Gustav. I promise I won't tell anyone. I can't vouch for the others, but I can keep secrets.
>>
No. 127243 ID: 34470e
 

>>126955
Here's some fitting music
>>
No. 127321 ID: 5a2e05

>>127208
We can't keep secrets, I can guarantee this. HOWEVER, now that we know there's some sort of secret, we will do everything in our power to pester Grek until she spills the beans. We will find out, but we can do so the easy way or the hard way.
>>
No. 127333 ID: 8ecfd4

>>127321
I can keep secrets. The rest of you couldn't keep a secret even if your favorites life depended on it.

But yes. Now that we know there is a secret we will keep pestering you until you fess up.
>>
No. 127366 ID: 632862

>>126954
She's not a slut. You know back in the elf town they had orgies every day, and she deliberately avoided them?

I think she really feels for you.
>>
No. 127431 ID: 3416ec

>>127366

That is a good point.
>>
No. 127482 ID: c16184
File 126558663156.png - (155.28KB , 700x700 , c23-37.png )
127482

Yeh get eh point, bet.. Th'hell she's ser'ous! She preb'leh ne'er 'ed a close frend b'fer, seh she's 'speriencen' 't es semthin' else.

Feck.. En't lek tes' gen' chenge an'then ef eh tell ye. Neh way t'fex, neh way t'brek.

Eh spend mest ef me yers jempin' frem cer'ven teh cer'ven, seking ep ell th'knowledge them hed.
One o' 'em cer'vens 'ed thes boy, Gest'v. He 'erded their sheep.. n't much ef eh brainer, now eh thenk 'bet 't. En'wey, th'led was rel in'trest'd 'n me. Eh theght all me elch'mest thengs, bet neh, twes' me. Meh celture, meh beckgr'nd.. 'n welp, weh telk'd lets, eh b'gen join'n 'em with 'is 'erdeng fecks.. b'fer y'knew 't, we knew mer 'bet ech'ther than erselves. Twes'.. En't experienc'd 't b'fer. Spend mer yers with thet cer'van then th'ethers cembined.
So tem came t'take me 'wey.. "Well eh seh yeh 'gen?" 'e sed.. 'n lek a demb fecker ah said yeh. Feck'n 'ell.
Whe' eh betch.

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No. 127486 ID: 476456

oh thats right. She hasnt had a close friend before.

:/
>>
No. 127487 ID: f98e0b

He seems nice.
'dja ever do him?
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No. 127489 ID: c0f3bf

Don't have to restrict yourself because of him though, feel free to do what you want in the meantime.
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No. 127492 ID: a56bd0

>>127482
Well humans don't live long... so if you still want the fellow you had better get right on that.
>>
No. 127493 ID: 476456

...How long ago was that?
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No. 127496 ID: 5a2e05

>>127482
Okay, I think I got the gist through the impenetrable accent. Did you ever try to find him again?
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No. 127497 ID: c16184
File 126558749756.png - (133.89KB , 700x700 , c23-38.png )
127497

Ceple a yers..
Eh, feck it, whet's 'e gen went wi' a feckin' screhny ass gebl'n lek meh?
'E preb'leh 'as a wef 'n keds 'lredy.

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No. 127499 ID: 476456

>>127497

Usually when people say that it turns out not to be true, perhaps you can take some leave from ridder to go find him.
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No. 127500 ID: f44349

>>127497
I dunno, Grek.
They way you talk about the time you spent with him... I think he might be thinking of you right now too.
>>
No. 127505 ID: 5a2e05

>>127497
Even so, even if he's settled down with someone else, you won't know unless you look.
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No. 127508 ID: a56bd0

>>127497
Maybe... and if he doesn't? One can't know if you don't look. Besides... it would be nice to see an old friend at least.

Also... an odd question.. but when you joined up here you mentioned someone you are rivals with called Finesse, someone who works for "the Boss" wasn't it? What kind of connect do you two have beyond being aware of each other?
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No. 127510 ID: 327085

>>127497
He asked if he would ever see you again (or at least, I think that's what you said) - that means he knew he would miss you. Obviously, there was some chemistry there.

Did you find him attractive - for a human, that is?
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No. 127522 ID: c16184
File 126558871238.png - (58.39KB , 700x700 , c23-39.png )
127522

Feh, 'e wesn't the' mech teh lek 't. But twesn't th'pent.. Eh preb'ly jes' 'sperienced 't wrong. En't neh wey 'e feels th'sem.
Eh en't pretty like feckin' Fen'sse, th'betch. Elweys mer pep'ler... I debt she knows eh ex'st.
Feck..
Whe'm gen do? Jes' welk 'p to 'is camp 'n sey "Ey, Gest'v, wen peck 'p where weh left eff?"?

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No. 127523 ID: a64482

Yes.
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No. 127524 ID: c0f3bf

You might not be particularly pretty, but that doesn't mean you aren't perfectly fine. Stop comparing yourself to people, you don't need to be anybody but yourself. Maybe you should just walk up to him, and say that you're here and you want to know what he thinks about it.
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No. 127525 ID: f44349

>>127522
Why not?
Sometimes it really is that simple.
And if it isn't well... at least you'll know eh?
Better 'n spending the rest of your life wondering.
>>
No. 127526 ID: 5a2e05

>>127522
You never know until you try. Maybe you could bring Petal with you for added lulz.
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No. 127529 ID: 327085

>>127522
Well, how much of a pressing concern is it to you? Are you happy with life, or your love life in particular? It couldn't hurt just to see what he's up to.

As for Finnie- I mean, Finesse, who cares? This isn't Gobbo Village Junior High, for crying out loud - you're a big girl now and above petty things like that.
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No. 127533 ID: c16184
File 126559014852.png - (119.70KB , 700x700 , c23-40.png )
127533

Yeh.
Feck 't.
'N feck Pet'l too, feck'n drenky.

Eh'm gen 'len.

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No. 127535 ID: a64482

>>127533
Fuck yeah, DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO GOBBO GIRL!
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No. 127537 ID: 327085

>>127533
ATTA GIRL!

Say, don't Goblin women sometimes kidnap potential mates? If anyone objects, accuse them of being culturally insensitive.
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No. 127543 ID: 3416ec

LIVE THE DREAM, GREK. LIVE THE DREAM.
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No. 127545 ID: c16184
File 126559116037.png - (70.53KB , 700x700 , c23-41.png )
127545

Eh red teh where eh know them's genneh put 'er cemp at thes time o' th'yer.

I fend 'em, th'nesy bench. Sheep blettin', degs berkin', keds yellin'.. Eh rec'gnez 'eir tents 'n weg'ns.

Nehw whet?

>>
No. 127546 ID: c0f3bf

Keep going. Don't back out now. Just go up and ask the first person you reach where he is.
>>
No. 127547 ID: 476456

Go ask around for gustav.
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No. 127548 ID: 8d3dc9

>>127545
Well, first thing's first. You don't want to come across as threatening to people who may not have seen you before, so make sure you identify yourself as friendly.

After that, well, just try to find out where he is!
>>
No. 127549 ID: 327085

>>127545
Do these people remember you? Are they the same people? Might as well say hi.
>>
No. 127550 ID: 3416ec

Ask around for Gustav. Not Geh'stev, Gustav.

Enunciate.
>>
No. 127554 ID: 12084d

And use proper diction for god's sake.
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No. 127557 ID: c16184
File 126559220713.png - (101.08KB , 700x700 , c23-42.png )
127557

Sends lek eh plen.

"Ey, geezer."
"Helleh, less. Ye lekin' teh buy 'r sell? D'yeh lek degs?"
"Eh'm lekkin' fer Gest'v."
"Denneh ef eh know 'em. Wheh're yeh?"
"Nem's Grek. Eh trev'l'd wef des 'ere cer'van beck 'n th'deys."

Th'elder leks me ep 'n den. 'E sqents 'es eyes 'n sespic'n.

"En't e'er seen ye b'fer, less."
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No. 127558 ID: f21281

>>127557
I think that's Gustav, Grek.
>>
No. 127559 ID: 476456

have you seen this guy before?
>>
No. 127560 ID: c0f3bf

Just tell him you're not from around here and you've come a long way to talk to him.
>>
No. 127563 ID: a64482

... How long ago were you with this caravan?
>>
No. 127564 ID: 12084d

>>127557
1) How long ago was this, again? Are you sure about the time scale?

2) Well, we know where you got your horrible speech impediment.
>>
No. 127565 ID: a56bd0

>>127557
Wait.. how many years was... "a few years ago?"

Also, are you sure this is the same caravan, I mean.. on of the things caravans do is.. you know.. move around n' shit.
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No. 127566 ID: 327085

>>127557
You said it's been "a couple of years" since you saw Gustav last, care to be a bit more specific?

Remember, humans don't live as long as gobbos.
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No. 127570 ID: a56bd0

>>127566
That's the understatement of the century... Gobbo's are immortal as well as unaging.
>>
No. 127572 ID: 44ad00

Tell him that Gustav was one of the sheepherders. Had a very freckly face, was kind've dull in the mind but a good guy.
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No. 127589 ID: c16184
File 126559426459.png - (105.70KB , 700x700 , c23-43.png )
127589

Th'feck, yeh geys? Thes en't Gest'v! Neh even cles. Eh weld've recegn'z'd 'em. Eh en't a feck'n ediot.

Th'men leks fem'liar semhow, bet eh cen't place 't.


"'E 'erded th'shep 'rend 'ere. Neh teh bright, beh ged 'ert."
"Neh whet eh ment, less. Eh en't seen yeh b'fer, 'n ye's clemin' ye know Gest'v. The' en't right, less. Ye best screm."
>>
No. 127591 ID: 86b644

>>127570

Wait, how much do we know about the biology of the various races here? We know goblins have a rather long lifespan, but I didn't think we knew exactly HOW long...
>>
No. 127593 ID: 44ad00

>>127589
Inquire as to why that 'isn't right'. Did something happen to Gustav? Tell him you just want to speak with him.
>>
No. 127594 ID: 86b644

>>127589

Tell him to tell Gustav it's Grek, then.

Maybe take your hood down, it probably obscures your face.
>>
No. 127595 ID: a56bd0

>>127591
Maybe I check around... or maybe I know the sources being drawn from?

>>127589
Say that you knew him a while back... it's been a few years since you two last met.
>>
No. 127596 ID: 86b644

>>127593

Look at the sideburns on the guy! Familiar much?
>>
No. 127597 ID: 12084d

>>127589
Oh, come on. We're seriously not going to do this, are we? The xenophobic dark secret plot line? How cliche are these sheep fuckers?
>>
No. 127598 ID: 327085

>>127589
We didn't mean that THIS guy was Gustav, in my case, I meant that Gustav may be dead if it's been too long.

In any case, what's up this guy's ass? Why isn't it "right"? Maybe search for him yourself.
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No. 127601 ID: f44349

>>127589
Feck.
Tell 'im if he's gonna be a dick and not let you in he can at least tell Gustav you were here looking for him.
Tell him to tell Gustav to meet you somewhere.
>>
No. 127603 ID: 12084d

Resolve this situation with violence.

Or sex.

Preferably violence.
>>
No. 127607 ID: 86b644

>>127603

Violent sex? Knock someone out, tie them down and then fuck 'em till they come to. Win-Win situation!

Or, you know, not. At least for them I guess.
>>
No. 127608 ID: c0f3bf

Tell him you are a squire dedicated to helping people, and that your noble knight gave you a task you need to complete. It's... partially true at least.
>>
No. 127610 ID: 12084d

Intoxicate him with the same crap Petal drank.

He'll do anything at that point.

Well, except speak coherently. But you never seem to have a problem with that.
>>
No. 127611 ID: 2dd482

Just tell him to listen to the way you fucking talk, your accents are identical.
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No. 127614 ID: c16184
File 126559606426.png - (99.12KB , 700x700 , c23-44.png )
127614

"Gest'v'll regc'nize meh. Jes' lehmeh see 'em."
"Ye the' cenfedent, less?"
"Ehye! Eh cem eh leng wey teh spek teh 'em."

'E leks 't meh fer a whele, then teks 'es pep frem 'es meth.

"Ehreght then, less. Yeh gets en unwev'rin' lek in yer ehs.. 'n eh lek th'wey ye telk. Gest'v's behend the' there tent. 'E's a ged led, seh den geh messin' wef 'em."
>>
No. 127615 ID: 9891a9

>>127614
RUN! RUN TO YOUR LONG-LOST LOVE!
>>
No. 127616 ID: c0f3bf

The lying bastard! Whatever, just... go.
>>
No. 127617 ID: 86b644

>>127614

...why wouldn't Gustav recognise you?

Presumably he's still just convinced you have the wrong place. Otherwise this may not exactly bode well.
>>
No. 127619 ID: 12084d

He's not going to be a cripple in some chair that beeps once for yes, twice for no, or something?
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No. 127629 ID: c16184
File 126559675453.png - (73.69KB , 700x700 , c23-45.png )
127629

Eh hed rend th'tent..


..Eh cen't deh thes.

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No. 127633 ID: e050d6

>>127629
fuck yes you can
walk over there and say hi
and get rid of your damn accent
it takes 10 minutes to understand what you are saying
>>
No. 127634 ID: 2dd482

>>127629
You've waited long enough and came too far to turn back now.
>>
No. 127635 ID: 327085

>>127629
Don't you chicken out now, you little shit! Approach him and sling him over your shoulder, like the goblin women of old!
>>
No. 127636 ID: a64482

Yes you can, you've come all this way. You have to follow through, if you don't it will haunt you.

Just say his name, honey.
>>
No. 127637 ID: 86b644

>>127629

Go for it! You came all this way.

You don't have to say much, just say hi. If you feel any better after that, great!
>>
No. 127638 ID: c0f3bf

Stop thinking, your own mind is too much of a restriction. Just walk out right now. He'll probably see you if you leave anyway, better you make a direct impression.
>>
No. 127639 ID: 86b644

>>127635

Bow chikka wow-wow
>>
No. 127640 ID: fe0817

Drop your hat/cape dramatically. Then run to him and give him a greeting kiss.
>>
No. 127641 ID: a56bd0

>>127635
Funny... because its partially true.
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No. 127643 ID: c16184
File 12655976054.png - (89.71KB , 700x700 , c23-46.png )
127643

"...Gest'v?"
"Heh? Yeh, s'me. Cen eh 'elp yeh?"
"Et.. Et's meh, Grek."
"Heh?"
"Grek, th'elchem'st geblen. Weh prem's'd teh meet 'gen."
"Heh.. Eh denneh whet yeh mean, mehledy."
"..Eh.. Eh see.."
"Ey, bet, eh, ye went teh cem 'eve a chet 'n meh weg'n? Sert thes et?"
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No. 127644 ID: f98e0b

>>127643
The'd beh nehs.
>>
No. 127645 ID: c0f3bf

Give him a reminder, mention an event you shared. If he still doesn't recognize you... leave.
>>
No. 127646 ID: a64482

>>127643
.... -_- Go have a chat with him, push comes to shove you can defend yourself, right? He may not be able to talk about it due to something, or he may have amnesia.
>>
No. 127647 ID: 3416ec

>>127643

Yehs plehs.
>>
No. 127648 ID: 327085

>>127643
Wait... what? He doesn't remember you?

Fess up Grek, did you really know this guy, or just admire him from afar?

Go to the wagon, but be on your guard. Something's fishy.
>>
No. 127649 ID: a56bd0

>>127643
I guess we might have to make sense of this somehow... hmmm.
>>
No. 127650 ID: 9891a9

>>127643
He's obviously containing himself at the moment in preparation for a massive emotional outburst with crying and "I MISSED YOU SO MUCH". Follow him and try not to get too soggy with tears.
>>
No. 127651 ID: fe0817

Ok, let's just kidnap him. Life will be easier when we have time to sort things out.
>>
No. 127652 ID: 86b644

Uh oh. I wonder if being a little soft in the head also means prone to memory loss.
>>
No. 127654 ID: 12084d

Maybe he's... Gestav Junior?
>>
No. 127655 ID: fe0817

On second thought, follow him into his wagon. A man is inviting you into his wagon. You may like where this is going. Prepare alcohol just in case though.
>>
No. 127663 ID: 12084d

Just don't get raped or something. There's not a strange wagon in the world you can feel safe about walking into.
>>
No. 127666 ID: c16184
File 12655988255.png - (125.50KB , 700x700 , c23-47.png )
127666

Ehye, ehye, eh'll be carefel..
'E leds me beck teh a reg'ler livin' weg'n, 'n gestures meh 'nsed.
A lehdy frem th'beck steps f'rwerd teh meet 'em.


"'Ello, mem, celd yeh fex es eh ceppe tea?"
"Eyhe, meh henney, 'cerse eh cen. Whe's the' wef yeh?"
"Tes' a gebl'n gerl whe cem lek'n fer me."

Gest'v's mem sters 't meh.

"..Grek?"

..EY?!
>>
No. 127670 ID: 632862

>>127666
Wait what

Grek, that's the person you thought was Gustav.
>>
No. 127671 ID: c0f3bf

Ask if they have any... alcohol.

Screw it, just go back and get drunk with petal.
>>
No. 127672 ID: f21281

>>127666
And then you were a lesbian all along.
>>
No. 127673 ID: 12084d

Oh lordy! He was a she! I hope.
>>
No. 127674 ID: 327085

>>127666
WAIT she has freckles... she has freckles... SHE...

No no no, this just doesn't add up at all - AT ALL!

Grek... does this woman... sound familiar?
>>
No. 127677 ID: e3f578

Where in the fuck is this universe's statute of limitations of bullfuckery. All this twisting tranny shit should have caved in the universe by now.
>>
No. 127678 ID: a56bd0

Looks like two people are going to need a stiff drink before this is all over.
>>
No. 127679 ID: 86b644
File 126559909668.jpg - (177.16KB , 533x594 , LOL WUT.jpg )
127679

>>
No. 127680 ID: e3f578

Also, I now get what the "missing component" is
>>
No. 127684 ID: 3416ec

>>127680

The lack of penises, correct?
>>
No. 127685 ID: 632862

>>127666
I suggest speaking to her in private.
>>
No. 127686 ID: 327085

Ask HER if she's Gustav.
>>
No. 127688 ID: e75a2f

No, Gustav's probably an idiot, like Grek said already and doesn't remember anything.

His mom, however, is probably smarter and remembers the goblin in their caravan hitting on her son.
>>
No. 127691 ID: e3f578

>>127684
Always a good thing, avoids a sausage fest. We gotta taco fest now. Oh right.
>>
No. 127696 ID: 86b644

...I now have a bizarre compulsion to drink tea.
>>
No. 127701 ID: c16184
File 126560039052.png - (90.79KB , 700x700 , c23-48.png )
127701

"Ey, y'kneh 'er?"
"Ehm.. Cen weh spek 'n pr'vet?"
"Tes' alreght, Gest'v. Eh thenk eh kneh th'ces eh th'cenfusion."

Gest'v 'eds beck et. 'Es mem sets me dehn wef a beg meg eh tea, 'n sets acress eh meh.
She sters 't meh wef emezed bet werm eyes.


"Eh cen't b'lef tes' relly yeh.."
"Er.. Er yeh Gest'v?"

She leghs.

"Neh, neh."
"Then 'ehw d'yeh kneh tes' meh?"
"B'ces' fether ne'er stepped telkin' 'bet yeh, Grek. ..Egh, fergev' meh. Eh 'erd seh much 'bet yeh thet 't feels lek we've knen 'chether fer eges.. bet teh yeh, eh must beh a cempl'te strenger, ey? Eh'm Belle, Gest'v's deghter. 'N thet's meh sen, Gest'v jenior."
>>
No. 127704 ID: 327085

>>127701
Well, crap. See, this is why we wanted you to tell us how long it had been.

Ask what became of the original Gustav.
>>
No. 127706 ID: 6faa8c

>>127701
Awwww shit.
>>
No. 127707 ID: 86b644

>>127701

Grek... Remember how we asked exactly how long ago it had been? You did realise that humans tend to be dead before they hit a hundred, right?
>>
No. 127710 ID: 913256

>>127701
For some reason, I am not surprised.

Heh, I guess goblins really are ageless in this world.
>>
No. 127712 ID: 3416ec

Thank her for the Mega Tea, then ask about the whereabouts of Gustav.
>>
No. 127715 ID: 86b644

>>127710

That or they live for a few centuries. If we figure that Grek and Finesse are both young women, then 'middle aged' would seem to be around four to six human/lefferan/volto lifetimes, say 50-70 years apiece.
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No. 127720 ID: c16184
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127720

"Where.. Where's Gest'v nehw?"
"..'E.. 'E ded 'bet ten yers 'geh. ..Eh'm serry."
".Eh.. Eh seh.."
"Ef eh mehy esk.. Why'd yeh cem beck?"
>>
No. 127721 ID: 8ce2bf

>>127720
"To fuck him."
>>
No. 127722 ID: 3416ec

>>127720

To see if I still had any chance of salvaging a relationship...
>>
No. 127723 ID: 327085

>>127720
For some of that sweet human peenwack.

But seriously, just say you wanted to see him again. Cry if you feel like it.
>>
No. 127725 ID: da6d5f

Or, you know, just because you promised you'd meet again. And then forgot humans don't live that long.
>>
No. 127739 ID: 86b644

What's with goblins and forgetting the whole 'we are as mayflies' schtick?
>>
No. 127743 ID: 86b644

>>127720

Ask her what he said when he spoke of you. Ask her what he was like as she knew him.
>>
No. 127745 ID: 632862

>>127720
You finally worked up the courage?

The pain of being unavailable for romantic relationships finally overcame the uncertainty and nervousness involved in revisiting him?

Fucked up shit happened that made you just go "Hell with it I'm going for it"?
>>
No. 127749 ID: 3416ec

;_;
>>
No. 127753 ID: c16184
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127753

"B'ces.. B'ces we prem'sed teh meet 'gen.."
"...Ded yeh lev meh fether?"
"Eh denneh.. Meybeh.. Preb'ly.. Y.. Yeh. ..Geh, feck 't! Ef eh 'ed cem beck earl'er yeh meght net even ex'st. Jes'.. Jes' tell meh ef 'e wes a ged fether."
"Eyhe, 'e wes a gret fether. Elweys kend te meh, meh sesters 'n meh mem."
"Ged.. Feck'n ged.."
"Eh.. Eh thenk 'e lev'd yeh teh. Elweys when 'e spek ef yeh, he'd send seh deff'rent. Elweys telkin' fell e' praise fer Grek, th'smertest 'n levliest gebl'n. Well, when meh mem wesn't lesten'n e'cerse. ...Yeh went a nepken?"
"Neh.. Neh, eh'm fen.."
>>
No. 127756 ID: 3416ec

TAKE NAPKIN.

DRY EYES.
>>
No. 127759 ID: c0f3bf

cry it out.
>>
No. 127760 ID: da6d5f

Maybe ask her to show you the grave. Then cry there.
>>
No. 127762 ID: 632862

>>127753
I think you'd better pay your respects.
>>
No. 127765 ID: 8f1880

This chapter is making my brain hurt.
>>
No. 127766 ID: 934ef5

Is there something about the long lived races, to totally have no perspective of time?

Sorry Grek... I hope you get some closure here, if nothing else.
>>
No. 127768 ID: 86b644

>>127760
>>127762

Yes. Whether it's a grave, urn or shrine you should visit him. He was an important person to you, and you owe it to the both of you.
>>
No. 127773 ID: 327085

>>127753
Cry it out girl, there's not shame in it.
>>
No. 127776 ID: 12084d
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127776

This will make no sense to future generations.
>>
No. 127777 ID: 86b644

>>127776

What is this I don't even

>>127766

It feels less like they have no perspective, more that they are outright ignorant of how brief our live are.
>>
No. 127785 ID: 1d2d60

>>127766
Actually, we all measure time not as an increment.. but as a percentage. That's why time always seems to be going faster and faster... because each day is less compaired to our whole life perspective. Remember being a child and a single afternoon would stretch on forever?

Also.. to compound this problem.. while the brain has theoretically infinite storage space, it does not have an infinite recall system. Think of it as a library that goes on almost forever.. but the indexing system has to fit in a single filing cabinet. Sure the info is there... 'somewhere' but you just might not find it today.
>>
No. 127787 ID: 934ef5

>>127777
I'm sure that plays a part subconsciously, but its not like she didn't know that. There's just something about their perspective that must make the passing of a year or two or ten not especially noteworthy. Or at least not the memory of them.

>>127776
Or to present ones.
I assume this... thing is the fault of the IRC? Take it to the fanart thread, ye git.
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No. 127792 ID: c16184
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127792

"'set pess'ble teh see 'es greve?"

She neds 'n leds me teh th'beck e' th'weg'n.
She begens teh whesper.


"(D'ye went teh leght eh cendle?)"
"(Eh den went teh 'mpose.)"
"S'elreght, we 'even't let ehn yet t'dey."
"Elreght.."


'Ere's teh yeh, Gest'v. Yeh'll leve on en meh heart.

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No. 127794 ID: 3416ec

>>127792

;;;_;;;
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No. 127795 ID: f6a3c5

Jump out of the window. The feelings are too overwhelming.
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No. 127801 ID: 1d2d60

>>127792
Well then Grek.. I am really not sure what to say here. I mean, I warned you... but even all our warnings... I mean. Ridder wasn't even alive to play host to us back when our message could have been relevant. I'm sorry.

I suppose there is one good thing to come from love between the mortal, and the immortal... even after one is merely dust in the wind... you are still breaking little girl's hearts...

To be remembered and even longed for... long after others have forgotten or moved on.
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No. 127802 ID: 327085

>>127792
;_;

Light that candle. You light that candle good and hard, Grek.
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No. 127828 ID: c16184
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127828

"Grek.. Grek, b'fer yeh geh.."
"Yeh?"
"Eh mey beh eh strenger teh yeh, bet.. eh grew ep wef yeh. Y-yeh'll elwes beh welcem en meh fem'ly."
"..D'yeh bench stell use th'sem routes as when yer ded wes yeng?"
"Yeh, thet we deh.."
"Then.. eh'll treh teh veset when yer 'rend 'gen. Bet eh en't prem'seng an'theng."
"The's ged 'nef fer me. Sef jerney, Grek."
"Gedbeh."
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No. 127830 ID: 476456

Make sure you visit next time, wouldnt want more regrets.
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No. 127835 ID: 154253

>>127828
It's hard Grek, but all you can do now is try to move on. At least you know you were remembered.
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No. 127836 ID: a64482

"huh, maybe I should visit them."

"ALL HAIL THE HOLY MOTHER GREK"

"...neh?!"
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No. 127839 ID: 3416ec

Make a mental note to stop by when they make their rounds.

Trade might be a good idea too.
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No. 127845 ID: 632862

>>127828
Well, I guess you're free to pursue romantic relationships now, aren't you? ...are you interested in Black Fang? It certainly seemed like you were.
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No. 127848 ID: 1d2d60

>>127845
I think she may want time to let this sink in... but remember what you've learned here Grek.. you have to seize the day... because the past was made to slip though our fingers.
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No. 127851 ID: 65a023

Ride off into the sunset. Even if it's the wrong direction.
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No. 127867 ID: c16184
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127867

Yeh, eh'll be veset'n when they cem 'rend. Eh jes' dedn't went te mek 'nehmere prem'ses eh celd break.

'N yeh..


"Oh, Grek! Uh- I'm so sorry for what happened earlier today. I was just--"
"Shet'p."
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No. 127870 ID: c16184
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127870

"Tell me bet them feck'n elves."
"O-okay. Uh.. So I found out that this building isn't a mansion to live in, but more of a vacationhouse for peaceful retreats or parties, a wedding in this case. That brings me to the conclusion that blah blah blah blahblah blahblah blah..."

..eh en't gen tek thengs fer grented 'nehmere.
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No. 127873 ID: 3416ec

"That brings me to the conclusion that blah blah blah blahblah blahblah blah..."

ARGH WHAT WAS SHE SAYING.
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No. 127901 ID: d6a592

she literally just said blahabahlabhhblaablah did you not see that
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No. 127911 ID: 65a023

blahblahblahblah = "...the elves did not build this place. It was actually a race of hyper-intelligent, multi-dimensional beings that spawned all the races. They control our very lives, and it's up to us to wrest that control away from them, and gain back our own world."

Grek: "FEK FEK FEK ght'sdhihfg sgukf's'sdhw' dhsklhif."
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No. 127917 ID: 5a2e05

D'awwww.
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No. 127920 ID: e050d6

>>127911
this
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