>>132954
But voice-kun, how can bodies suffer when those are such good games?

what if... we can put her in the orb?

One last push into her body to steal a soul...

>>133170
I think the grey tabby is there to prevent this type of thing...

>>133225
all the more worth it when we trample her with an infinite ammount of us

Call me crazy, but I think we shouldn't cross the streams here. As much as I want to stick it in Inky's face that she isn't going anywhere, we're running on speculation on this point. What I think Player needs for us to do at this time is give him some proper suggestions.

Like for example, go to Kay's, get her help to keep her stable, then take her to the church and have them do their faith-y pray-ey stuff. It's not a lot to go for, but it's the best bet we have in order to keep her alive while we dungeon crawl for any cure we can find.

...

Wait. I just realized something. This is a dungeon crawling game. Just get a god-damned phoenix down.

>>133263
But that'll just kill her! We've established that magical healing will have the opposite of the intended effect, here.

Well, I was joking, but I thought that people lost that particular status ailment when one died. Would that make her doubly dead or something or would the "zombie" effect wear off when she died?

*Ahem*

At any rate, again, now is the time for action. The more time we spend here not dungeon crawling, the less likely we'll have enough time to find something that might help.

- Player 2010/02/17(Wed)10:56 No. 133479 ID: 262ff7
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Okay, lets do it. First things first, lemme see if I-- hey!

"Hey Sun! Took your time, huh?"
Sun: "Oh, sorry about that. I was getting myself something clean for the night."
"... looks like same robe."
Sun: "Clean robe. And its called a cassock."
"Eh, can you bring Miss K with you?"
Sun: "Sure. Give me a minute, she should be home."

Hum. That was convenient.

- Player 2010/02/17(Wed)10:57 No. 133480 ID: 262ff7
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>sanity loss
>comatose
I hope its just that, you know. For all we know, she could be a blabbering mess when she wakes.

>shock
We're past that; the redpot got her stable. They can fix almost anything actually, if its recent and not too deep.
And hey, magical healing kinda worked, but there are levels, you know.

>transplant
>multiple organ failure
>medical jargon
... huh?

>orb, steal a soul
Now, that's a really terrifying thought.

>phoenix down
I don't have army surplus with me, and we don't need that anymore.

>>133480
No worries, bro. The Orb doesn't give up until all hope is gone. We'll admit defeat when she's dead and buried, not before. You with us?

>>133483

OH GOD WE'RE DOOMED PLAYER! DOOOOOOOMED! PANIC AND RUN AROUND THE ROOM WITH YOUR ARMS FLAILING!

Also, touch the red chick's tit. It's an important experiment. For science.

>>133483
I won't admit defeat despite her being dead and buried. Inky has pissed me off, I intend to get back at him by keeping this mortal out of his filthy paws and elevating something to godhood and make it spray him with a water bottle.

Player, not much else you can do now except wait for miss K to arrive with Sun. If you know of any gods except for the kitties then praying might yield something.

Wait. Phoenix downs were standard issue?

Explain.

>>133480
1. Yell for person to get pheonix down. say you'll pay
2. put us on ther girl
3. Start praying to a major god

>>133485

Or even any kitties who might be prepared to/have the authority to override the death kittens.

- Player 2010/02/17(Wed)19:33 No. 133786 ID: 262ff7
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>pray
... I really don't know who to. The second witnesses always taught that the Angels can protect and build, but could never do things like healing the sick or anything. I guess that's why the churches have people like Sun, now that I think about it.

>Phoenix down, Explain
"Not were, are.
Allright, look; a phoenix down is kind of a white powder with brown specks, I think its refined mostly from hemp and two or three other plants. You prepare by diluting into alcohol -- sugarcane alcohol only; high-proof firewaters like cachaça can do the job -- and deliver to the bloodstream via wound.
Usually you dip or sink a blade into the mix, and cut or stab the patient to make the delivery. Physician 's daggers are perfect for this, since they're very thin and very long -- minimal entry wound, deep penetration. Seconds later the patient is up and ready to fight, even if for a little while. Going berserk for a few minutes after application is normal.
But a phoenix down is only good against shock or unconsciousness, and neither are the case here and now."

>touch the red chick's tit, For science
You have a pretty crazy sense of properness to be suggesting me to grab the nicely firm chest of an attractive half-dead demoness....
Now I'm thinking about it. Fuck. You.

>>133786
Alright, Player, you want something else to think of? I got it.

First, we find a way to ascend you to godhood. That's fucking right, you become a god. Who cares which one, you just are one.

Then, you gain mastery over time and space. Simple step, you're already a god, shouldn't be so hard.

After that, you travel back in time to this point and you save the fuck out of that chick. Again, you're a god, this won't be so hard.

Then she wakes up and immediately falls in love with you for saving her life, maybe after comically hitting you over the head with a heavy object as she realizes she's topless.

...Now at least you aren't thinking solely about her breasts.

>>133786

Fine, you're right. That was inappropriate. Just lick her nipples, then blow cold air on them to see if they still get stiff. That'll show if she's still alive. Remember to do it with both nipples.

>>133810
0_o erh... that's not creepy at all.

>>133786
Erm.. anyhow... sorry when we were talking about a 'phoenix down' we were referring to a feather from an actual phoenix... the bird's resurrection properties are rumored to carry over to at least a great healing power in the feathers.

>>133802
If that happens it probably would have already happened. Somehow I doubt that time travel powers are part of our endgame package.

Huh. That's actually cool to know.

Anyway, usually in worlds such as these, there is something you can use to resurrect people. Phoenix feathers, defibulators (not recommended in reality, it's pretty much like tapping a stopped watch to see if it'll work), perhaps a spell (since people are breaking the laws of reality already, why not?). Stuff like that.

You seem to have a rather extensive knowledge about military supplies and tactics. Were you in some army, or perhaps a parent?

>>133814
It's a thought exercise.
Besides, if you imagine this as the "first pass" through this particular moment, then there is no future version of Player yet to become a god and travel backward in time.

(Of course, then you get into denial of the existence of destiny and other complicated crap, but you get the idea.)

Whisper encouraging words to her. Something like "Don't worry, we'll help you recover. You're going to be okay. Trust me."

>>133786
>the nicely firm chest of an attractive half-dead demoness
Nice to know you've got a pulse. :B

>phoenix down
Innnnnteresting. Maybe our medically-oriented ideas have some chance yet, if it comes to that, and we just need to find the right terminology.

>unconscious
Hey, wait a minute.

Dude. Maybe you just botched the word choice here or something, but... isn't she unconscious [i]right now[i]?

Well, anyway. Until Sun shows up with Miss K I guess you just get to listen to us bouncing ideas off of you.

I'm pretty sure she's unconscious, but

A) We don't have a phoenix down
B) She'd be in a berserk state if she was roused awake.
C) I'm pretty sure no one wants to be up to that sort of pain.

>>133976
I know, but I thought I'd point it out anyway.

A thought:
Is there any magic that can be used to fix objects? White type holy healing magic is largely incompatible with her as a demon, but item restoration should be a neutral thing. If we can fix the box plugged into her it might help stabilise the situation on a more long term basis, giving her time to recover.

- Player 2010/02/18(Thu)05:19 No. 134213 ID: 0d3ec0
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>phoenix down
>feather, phoenix
Okay, you do have a point about her being unconscious. I'm still not sure if its a good idea, I was taught to only use on fresh casualities. I never really questioned if there's a medical reason for that.

Eh.... I remember stories about yggdrasy's leaves being able to wake the dead, but that's just it; stories.


>nipples
.... I dont think there's a name for this type of perversion. But if there is, add right before 'xeno-pedophiles'.

>god
>time travel
>endgame package
>heavy object
Heh. You ramble about the craziest things.

>extensive knowledge, military supplies and tactics.
Well, thats just something you learn when study first aid. I never joined the military lifestyle or something, but I did learn to fight in a military school; where else would I? About the--

- Player 2010/02/18(Thu)05:20 No. 134214 ID: 0d3ec0
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Sun: "Hello?"
Miss K: "Hi, Green! Need another bite?"
"Hey!"
Miss K: "Gyehehe!"

Hey. Never dismiss Yggdrassy. You live in a world where magic exists. I guarantee you that weirder stuff has happened.

- Player 2010/02/18(Thu)05:50 No. 134217 ID: 0d3ec0
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>weirder stuff has happened
If your idea works, weirder stuff is about to happen.

Miss K: "So, what's the problem?"
"I was thinking, do you have something we can use to keep the her alive?"
Miss K: "What do you mean?"

- Player 2010/02/18(Thu)06:09 No. 134219 ID: 0d3ec0
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"You know, something to help her breathe, keep her heart going... some magic to fix that box, I dunnow. Anything, to buy her time for a recovery."
Miss K: "Hmmmmn, in theory... if breathing is a matter of keeping the air flowing into her lungs, yea, but to keep the blood--"
Sun: "Forget it."

- Player 2010/02/18(Thu)06:10 No. 134220 ID: 0d3ec0
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Miss K: "Huh?"
"What?"
Miss K: "Why?"

....

- Player 2010/02/18(Thu)06:11 No. 134221 ID: 0d3ec0
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... "oh."

>>134221
Yeah that's not acceptable. Kitty gods won't win this one no matter how hard it is to keep her alive, or revive her.

Well. We have a goal, at least.

Make Yggdrassy tea.

>>134221
We win some... we lose some, what's important is that "we alwus come back fer anuva go..." This will not be the first time we have failed, nor the last, but at least this time tragedy was not our aim.

>>134222
I do not fault the powers of death for merely doing their jobs. Such is the way of things, there are assuredly worse fates to be found.

However, such blatant arrogance and disdain as found in the one called Inky... that.. that will not do!

Well, lets be honest here. We don't really want to try and bring her back for some noble purpose. We want to bring her back to PISS OFF A GOD OF DEATH. ...getting useful information would be a nice side effect, though.

>>134247
Don't forget hooking Player up with her. He deserves some nice demonic titties for all of his troubles.

>>134249
Are you implying there is something wrong with the ones right next to him?

>>134250
Nope. But she is a nosebiting lesbian that has made her disintrest pretty clear. I don't think Player will succed there, no matter how much of a playa he is.

>>134251

I see what you did thar.

Anyway. I'm thinking that this is merely for petty revenge. Granted, I'm convinced that's a good enough reason, but we don't even know if she'll like us.

Granted, if we pulled her back from hell, she'd better put out.

ಠ_ಠ

What we should do is go back to the dungeon. If there's a way to bring her back, we'll find it. If there isn't, then at least we can stop the demons from making any more victims like her.

>>134577
agreed...
Next time, when we mortally wound a demon... and it's dying... We can drop bye to give a friendly: FUCK YOU.

then proceed to steal the soul...


We should really take that up. Soul stealing. Think of the powers this orb could achieve from that!

>>134883
I'm pretty sure we can't steal men's souls and make them our slaves. We're not some kind of monster.

>>134907
Perhaps the same could be said for the cat bastards.

>>134912
EXACTLY!

Idea:
we get demon souls...
Allow them into the commune of the orb...
Let them redeem themselves...

And then Player here gets demon powers... cause demon souls can use demon powers... right?

>>135077

No, no, no.

The correct rebuttal is something to the tune of "Their words are as empty as their souls! Man ill needs gods such as them!"

>>135082
huh?

I was thinking that we literally become legion... except inside an orb instead of a human.

I mean, we learn a few tricks with our soon to come demon friends and suddenly, we get to take over other demon bodys when we steal their souls...

And we purify demons into good demons... or something...

then whup Inky's ass...
other cat seems to be nice enough, so we leave her be...

And all shall be well in the world...

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