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405381 No. 405381 ID: cb001b

From before birth, it was chosen. A single soul plucked from infinity. It will be molded by the Gods, watched by the Gods and most importantly, guided by the Gods.

You as, as the Gods, must shape this soul into being. So let us start simple. Is it a boy or a girl? Oh, and keep in mind that the God that speaks first will have their will made manifest.
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No. 405383 ID: 6f4add

BOY
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No. 405384 ID: 6f4add

neener neener take that other gods
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No. 405385 ID: 7c31d2

Boy
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No. 405386 ID: cb001b
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405386

The Gods seem to be in agreement. A male is a wise choice. Many cultures favor the male and place great faith in them.

To what race will he be born into? As all knowing Gods, I know you will make a most wise decision.
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No. 405387 ID: 7c31d2

Catfolk.
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No. 405388 ID: eebeab

Sergal!
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No. 405389 ID: ef2cf8

>>405386
God.
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No. 405390 ID: cb001b
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405390

The first disagreement, there will be many.

The boy is born to the Catfolk. He is the only surviving child of his litter. He is given a Feline name and joins the pride of Furtooth, his father.

How long do you wait before you wait before you make you present know to the boy?
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No. 405391 ID: cb001b

>>405390
>How long do you wait before you make your presences known to the boy?
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No. 405392 ID: a2fa74

>>405390
When he enters adulthood.
We will explain that we wanted him to have a normal childhood.
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No. 405393 ID: a2fa74

>>405392
Although slight interference to keep his parents alive is acceptable.
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No. 405394 ID: 0bee7a

>>405390
Seven days.
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No. 405395 ID: 0bee7a

>>405394
I mean seven years.
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No. 405396 ID: eebeab

Hmm......Well if I had a cosmic god entity make themselves known to me, I could probably take it best at adulthood. But theres no telling what may happen many years from now, so I'm going to say 8.
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No. 405397 ID: 7c31d2

Gotta agree with the person above me. 8 years
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No. 405398 ID: a2fa74

>>405396
The question isn't when we START mucking with their life, since we've already done that. It's when we REVEAL that we have.
We can act in silence until they're an adult. If they grow up knowing the truth there will be unfortunate effects on them - pride, disrespect for others, entitlement...
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No. 405399 ID: eebeab

>>405398
You may be right, but like I said, who knows what can happen in all that time leading to adulthood. It would be nice to let our future hero know they have someone always watching over them.
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No. 405401 ID: a2fa74

>>405399
And promote recklessness and cockiness? No, they need to understand normal life first.
It's not just for the sake of their own development, but also their ability to understand ordinary people. Stepping in too early will cripple them, not make them stronger.
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No. 405402 ID: eebeab

>>405401
Yeah, I guess you're right.
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No. 405403 ID: cb001b
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405403

>>405392
The Boy has lived a good life. While being a nomadic people does present problems, there was little worry. Game and water was was never scarce. The boy's life did come into danger, however, on a few occasions. A raid from a rival pride, a wild beast or sickness that wracked the body. You kept him from death and let him expirence some hardships. At the age of nine he took the name of Mewilk.

Today is his fourteenth year. This marks his passage to adulthood and with it comes the Great Hunt. This is a rite of passage where a male must survive on the plains for a week. He is giving a full quiver, bow and dagger. After his return, he is accepted as a adult.

Mewilk finds himself in good spirits setting out. He has developed a foundness for hunting alone. It puts him, as he says it "At one with the Gods."

Within hours of departing, small voices begin to whisper into his ears. They grow louder while changing in pitch and tone. They stop when it comes to a clear, crisp and monotone voice.

"This one expresses its' good will. This one hopes you enjoyed your childhood, for this one worked for it to be so."

Mewlick is taken a back by the voice. The voice calms him down and explains meaning of his revelation. With a meek voice and puzzled look, he asks.

"If you are a God...or Gods, may I ask for a sign?"
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No. 405404 ID: a2fa74

>>405403
Any charlatan can make a fire or a puff of wind or sprout of flowers or some such nonsense.

A keener and stronger edge on the knife.
Simple, practical, testable, and likely impossible to achieve through trickery (while he has a grip on it, at least). He's familiar with blades; the difference should be obvious to him and he will recognize the significance of it.
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No. 405405 ID: eebeab

>>405403
Sure! What kind of sign you want? Oh! How bout one that says: Free hugs inside! ^.V.^
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No. 405410 ID: cb001b
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405410

>>405404
Mewilk gaze darts down as hears his blade harden and shine. Puzzled by what has event, he plays with the blade. Woth no effort, he slices open his glove.

"Such a edge! This is truly inspired work. Like cutting a cooked egg."

He puts the blade back in the sheath. He explains that he is on his Great Hunt and would like to finish it.

"However, I do believe that the Gods have precedence. If there is a task I must preform, then I will do."
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No. 405411 ID: 7c31d2

We don't have any tasks for you right now, so go ahead and finish your hunt
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No. 405413 ID: d1f51a

bring the head of a formidable creature
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No. 405414 ID: eebeab

>>405410
Whoa! Be careful with that thing!
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No. 405417 ID: a2fa74

>>405410
By all means, continue. It would have been terribly rude introduce ourselves right when you were needed. We will be guiding you, and adjusting to such things takes time.

Lets make sure nothing happens to his people while he's away. If he came back to a destroyed village it would reflect poorly upon us.
We at least need to warn him if danger is coming.

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No. 405418 ID: cb001b
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405418

>>405411
The voice distorts and rises in pitch.

"Naw, we good, just go back to hunting."

Mewilk smirks and lifts his hand to the sky.

"Alright, then. If you need me I will be ever ready. Thanks for the blade, I will wield it well."
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No. 405420 ID: c4a1fc

>>405418
By the way your hometown is probably fucked. Finish the hunt, though. It'll probably be important.
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No. 405422 ID: d1f51a

resume hunt
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No. 405423 ID: ef2cf8

>>405418
Release the Chimera?
Release the Chimera.

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No. 405428 ID: cb001b
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405428

>>405420
"My pride will be fine, won't they?"

>MEANWHILE
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No. 405429 ID: c4a1fc

>>405428
no they won't, you need to rape the animal you're hunting to save them. Do it.
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No. 405430 ID: cb001b
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405430

>>405428
A jeering man hangs in the sky above the Furtooth Pride. He extends his hand and from the dirt of the earth forms a mighty Chimera. With hell fire and unbridled strength it charges in to the camp. The jerring Man speaks with a mocking tone with the words forming in bubbles from his mouth.

"I AM SUGGESTION, GOD OF ADVICE! TRY THE CHIMERA!"
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No. 405432 ID: c4a1fc

>>405430
Rape the chimera. Rape it.
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No. 405434 ID: d1f51a

Only rape the chimera when its legs are broken and it is helpless to your domination. It's more humiliating for it that way.
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No. 405435 ID: cb001b
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405435

>MEANWHILE, BACK WITH MEWILK

"I don't mean to question the Gods, but surely you jest. There isn't even a chimera in sight. And rape the creature I am hunting? I'm not hunting anything at the moment. I just have to survive for a week."
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No. 405436 ID: c4a1fc

>>405435
Fine, but you can only hunt things by making noose traps and raping the animal to death.
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No. 405437 ID: cb001b
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405437

>>405436
"I don't have rope and that seems like a very inefficient method to kill something. Even more so now that you gave me a divine dagger."
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No. 405438 ID: c4a1fc

>>405437
Sucks to be you, then. Looks like you'll have to go hungry for a week to prove you're a man. Have fun!

Seriously though, a dagger isn't a good hunting weapon anyway. It's for close combat, and you can't really get close to the animals. Use the bow. Knife is useful for making more arrows. You can cut tips onto the arrows and fire-harden them. As for feathers, better kill a bird or two before you run out.
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No. 405439 ID: e0e4e3

Well GAAAWD, you don't have to be so greedy. we're trying help you ya' diva
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No. 405442 ID: cb001b
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405442

>>405438
"I'll be fine."
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No. 405443 ID: eebeab

(this quest got way too violent and stuff for me, you guys have fun though.)
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No. 405446 ID: c4a1fc

>>405442
Seriously, how are you with that bow and firemaking? Also, follow some animals without killing to find a salt lick/watering hole. Salt is good for preserving meat, and you'll need water for obvious reasons.
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No. 405450 ID: a2fa74

>>405442
Sorry. Not all of us have a grasp on the mortal mindset.
Others are simply insane. I apologize for them.

[Kill the damn Chimera, and help his people. Are you trying to make him hate us?]
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No. 405459 ID: cb001b
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405459

"If I have learned anything today, it is that the God are crazy. Better find some water, at least"

>MEANWHILE
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No. 405460 ID: c4a1fc

>>405459
We need to teach him proper verb-noun plurality, too? Us damn it!

Also, unleash the Kraken to fight/rape (probably not rape) the Chimera!
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No. 405463 ID: cb001b
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405463

"Freaking Chimera."

End of Chapter
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No. 405465 ID: 6f4add

>>405460

unleash the flying whale to fight but not rape the kraken because what the fuck man.
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No. 405466 ID: cb001b
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405466

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No. 405472 ID: 6f4add

>>405463

holy sh-

>>405466

mother of ungodly frankenfuck this is awesome
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No. 405475 ID: 7c31d2

>>405466
So awesome, I love it
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No. 405476 ID: 7d7f79

Does anybody even remember why we wanted a hero in the first place? I'm getting really tempted to just assign him a quest of impregnating all the women, and trying to impregnate all the men.
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No. 405479 ID: e0e4e3

I second that notion.
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No. 405482 ID: 13d5ea

>>405476
I'm sure there's some kind of great evil he has to defeat or something.

If not we can at least do something productive.
Their pride is nomadic right? Maybe we can get them to settle, learning farming and start to build and take over other prides.
We can create and Empire.
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No. 405485 ID: e0e4e3

Maybe we could make him get lost hunting and send him out to our grocery lists and shit. You know the drill; fighting demon hordes, taking out kings, uncovering lost magics, wreaking havoc....that sort of stuff. the list goes on.

I'm really getting into the whole 'assassinate a higher person' idea.

Maybe uhhh...start a war between two empires?

Why I'm insisting we do bad shit I don't know other than that it's pretty much...fun.
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No. 405487 ID: d1f51a

Your dad is a tough man. Hunt him instead.

>>405466

This is very cool.
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No. 405489 ID: a43a6c

Well, I could use a new watch. Maybe he can find me one. That'd be nice.
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No. 405493 ID: e0e4e3

>>405489

Hrmmm, thinking about it we could all use new watches. A chocolate fondue fountain would also be a plus.

by the way this ---> >>405466
Awesome.
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No. 405543 ID: 13e16f

God of Advice here.

That was awesome.
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No. 405585 ID: 7924f4

Well, we could always ask what he wants. I mean, probably not going to get it without strings/interference/silliness, but it would be interesting to see.
Other than that, I figure give him some big shiny weapons and talk in cryptic riddles and score it on bodycount.
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No. 405617 ID: 7d7f79

Bodycount against who? Are there any troublesome knots of unbelievers? I can't remember if we have any opponents worth speaking of to aim this kid at either. I mean there's all the dead rival gods that are sleeping under the ocean but they're roughly as dead as they can get. Also, some idiot decided this kid should be a cat-thing so there's no way we're getting him down there to kick around shit and make them more dead.
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No. 406478 ID: a2853b
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406478

>>405466

I don't know half of you guys half as well as I would like, so this is mostly guesswork as to who's who and what's what.
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No. 406499 ID: baa15a

>>406478
I have a feeling those 'IDEAS' are going to cause a lot of fun.
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No. 406505 ID: 2fe09b

>>406478
I like it.
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No. 406524 ID: cf49fc

Does that mean we all need names now? Because I can't really use Suggestion anymore after the Chimera thing...
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No. 406677 ID: 72d49b

>>406524
I imagine the people of the world are used to strange and chaotic things coming from Suggestion.
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No. 406678 ID: c4a1fc

I thought Overlord's portfolio was rape, what with his rapeknight drawing.
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No. 406690 ID: 7d7f79

Hey, I resemble that identification!

Seriously though, throw me a bone here... anybody remember what we're trying to do while we're sober?
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No. 406691 ID: 7c31d2

Unite all the catfolk under the chosen one's rule?
Also, get the kid a harem, whether he wants one or not
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No. 406696 ID: fa537b

> Unite all the catfolk under the chosen one's rule?
> Also, get the kid a harem, whether he wants one or not

Sounds good
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No. 406702 ID: 7d7f79

>>406691
I think my idea of having him impregnate all of the women and try to impregnate all of the men is more epic but I suppose this is an okay start. Kid probably needs a harem for practice before he could take on that quest anyway.
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No. 406710 ID: e93d7f

I thought I was the black blob in the corner. Bah, no matter.

>>406691
this sounds good to me. I can roll with this.
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No. 406737 ID: 72d49b

>>406691
Sounds like a good start, but do we really need to limit it to catmen? May as well make him emperor of everything.

Also why? What are we going to have him do as the grand emperor of the world? Building temples to us is always a good start.
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No. 406747 ID: 6c5b9b

Hey, since he can't build temples yet, lets get a bonfire going. a Sacred, sacrificial fire.
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No. 406978 ID: e0e4e3

sacrifice? but who?

>>406747
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No. 406992 ID: e93d7f

Wait. Waaait!
About the sacrifice I had this idea. maybe our champion tells them the gods talk to him. After he does that the people in the village don't believe him and deem him blasphemous.

So, they decide to test and see if the gods are protecting him by...chucking him in the fire? yeah. that.

and than us gods do our god stuff.
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No. 407029 ID: 7c31d2

>>406992
If that happens I promise you I'll do my very best to get first so I can make the fires a mile high.
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No. 407061 ID: a1d7ad

Obviously we need to make him a wizard! Trust me on this, everything is better with wizards.
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No. 407123 ID: e0e4e3

>>407061

Hell yes. And we give him...what powers do we bestow upon him?
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No. 407125 ID: a1d7ad

>>407123
Let's start with something simple, like... fire, fire that shoots out of his whiskers!

Then given time we will see what other magic he might need.
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No. 407126 ID: 6f4add

>>407123

the ability to have sex with and impregnate anything. anything at all.
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No. 407129 ID: a1d7ad

>>407126
Anything? That could make for some fun results, especially if his offspring inherit some of his magical power.
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No. 407159 ID: e0e4e3

ho-damn. this kit could be like...LORD OF THE FIRE KIN!!

Spreading the name of the gods and taking over lands. He shall be our speaker.
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No. 407953 ID: a2853b

First thing we should give him, should be a gift to grant him some protection from the Gods, so that he can shut off our incessant babbling and ward himself against our more troublesome mischief.
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No. 407954 ID: a2853b

>>406524
Names not needed. Suggestion is a god of fickle incarnation, not to be predicted, controlled, or understood as anything more than divine lightning, never to strike twice, but always to shock.
>>406678
The acts and ideals of Rape fall under the portfolio of Authority.
>>406710
Sorry for guessing. Which one did you think you were, originally, and was it some avatar of yours already from somewhere else in time or space?
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No. 407966 ID: e0e4e3

>>407954
Pah, it's fiiine

Yep, that's pretty much it. I refer to this form of mine as lord penis head.
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No. 408291 ID: cb001b
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408291

You Gods have been busy discussing what they wish for. This is good.

You find Mewilk at rest. He has found a source of water. He seems to be pondering.
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No. 408293 ID: a43a6c

What'chya thinkin' about?
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No. 408296 ID: cb001b
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408296

>>408293
"You sound like I talking fish."

He continues on to say that he has been thinking on the revelation that the Gods speak to him and what that all means to him, as well as if he should hunt or forage.
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No. 408304 ID: 7c31d2

Go foraging, theres a lot less blood doing that than hunting
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No. 408306 ID: fa9f7e

>>408304
Only if he knows what's safe to eat.
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No. 408324 ID: 6f4add

>>408304

how does that make anything better? real men need to eat meat! we didn't give 'im the knife to pick fruit.
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No. 408325 ID: fa9f7e

>>408324
Actually we did. Vines can be fairly tough or have poisonous resin, you don't want to touch those.
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No. 408327 ID: 214bf9

>>408324
He can eat meat tomorrow, today he shall feast upon magical plants. I think we could arrange something interesting for him to "find". Perhaps some glowing mana berries?
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No. 408347 ID: cb001b
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408347

>>408304

"Foraging sounds like a healthy decision."

Mewilk slips his gear over his shoulder and sets out. His foraging proves to be successful. He slurps down some bird eggs and eats his fill of some wild strawberries.

However...
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No. 408350 ID: cb001b
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408350

...he heard a scream, a woman's scream. Keeping low he makes his way to the screams.

Mewilk ducks low in the grass as he spots a robed person running away from beast rider in black gear.

"Well, Gods, should I help?"
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No. 408352 ID: 7c31d2

Harem member number one spotted! Go help!
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No. 408353 ID: fa9f7e

>>408350
Yeah, help the rider out, he seems like a cool bro. Throw the knife at the woman's leg, he might not want to kill her.
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No. 408362 ID: cb001b
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408362

>>408352
>>408353

He throws his blade with all his might and trusts it to the Gods. The knife arcs high in the air and meets the robed person's leg. Screaming in pain the man hits the ground rolling, debris popping into the air.

"Well, at least I know that isn't a woman."
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No. 408364 ID: fa9f7e

>>408362
The rider is obv a badass amazon avenging her family on this murderer

She is harem member #1
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No. 408376 ID: cb001b
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408376

"Many thanks for the assist! I must bind this man first but when you come out of hiding, I wish to properly thank you!"

The rider leaps from her mount and lands atop the man. She binds him quickly and dresses the wound. With ease, she hefts him up and rests the man on her mount.

"I do have to get my knife back. Might as well just introduce myself. Anything else?"
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No. 408381 ID: e0e4e3

YES get the knife back! Introduce yourself to the girl, she looks like someone you could have a nice, old fashioned, harem with.
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No. 408385 ID: e0e4e3

>>408381
also, tell her you like her breasts. Girls like that blunt way of coming on to them. it makes them think you're confident and manish.
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No. 408397 ID: cb001b
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408397

>>408381
>>408385
Mewilk strolls up to the woman as she finishes securing the man to her mount. You exchange introductions and pleasant formalities. Her name is Kirrel Langel, bounty hunter. She was bring the man back to the town to get her reward. Mewilk aw\kwardly lifts his hand up and points at Kirrel's breasts.

"Those, I like them."

Kirrel stares blankly at Mewilk.
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No. 408401 ID: b9e291

No reaction. Eh, some chicks just can't take a compliment. Wait, she does speak your language, right?
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No. 408402 ID: fa9f7e

>>408397
Yes, the blood spots on her mane are rather fetching.

>>408385
SUST!
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No. 408415 ID: cb001b
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408415

>>408397


"You are as blunt as a club. Thanks, though. Men in our culture aren't as, dominate as you seem to be. Right, I offered you a reward or something, have anything in mind?"
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No. 408417 ID: 6f4add

what's with the staff? she a wizard or something?
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No. 408419 ID: b9e291

She wishes to properly thank you. She wishes to reward you, in some way, if you had anything at all in mind. Anything your teenage mind could possibly come up with.

ridethedoggyridethedoggyridethedoggyridethedoggy
ridethedoggyridethedoggyridethedoggyridethedoggy
ridethedoggyridethedoggyridethedoggyridethedoggy
ridethedoggyridethedoggyridethedoggyridethedoggy
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No. 408425 ID: a6ab09

>>408417
that's for subduing prey by the neck, and to keep them out of your reach at the same time. Forget the name tho...
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No. 408431 ID: a43a6c

>>408419
...yes.
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No. 408433 ID: cb001b
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408433

>>408417
>>408425
"It's a mancatcher. It bends around your prey's neck as you ride them down. If they try to back out of it, they get stabbed by the points. Great for slaving and bounty hunters alike."
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No. 408440 ID: a2fa74

>>408415
If you wish to lie with her, we will give you some privacy.
If he does, lets give him a perk.
Undeniable fecundity: The first time he has sex with any sentient being, that being will become pregnant. They will also be able to 'know' roughly where he is at all times, with the precision being inversely proportional to how much he wants them, specifically, to not know where he is.

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No. 408442 ID: fa9f7e

>>408440
How the fuck is that a perk. No. Just no. What the fuck?
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No. 408447 ID: cb001b
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408447

>>408419
>>408431

Mewilk expresses thanks for the description of the weapon, it was a odd looking thing. Kirrel directs the conversation back to the reward. With minor hesitation and a weak voice does as he is told by the Gods.

"Ca...can I put my penis inside of you?"

Kirrel stares blankly at Mewilk.
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No. 408452 ID: d1f1b7

>>408447
This will either end horribly or fantastically.
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No. 408457 ID: 7c31d2

Wow. That is the second worst attempt at propositioning someone I've seen
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No. 408459 ID: fa9f7e

>>408457
What was the worst attempt? "I don't know much about pies, but, baby, you make my banana cream!"?
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No. 408460 ID: d1f1b7

>>408457
Damn, there can only be a great story behind such a statement, so it is your duty to enlighten us.
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No. 408461 ID: a43a6c

>>408447
Damn it, ride the _dog_ not the dogperson/gnoll thing. Ride the huge rideable dog. What are you even doing.

Smooth moves, by the way.
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No. 408466 ID: cf49fc

...Kid, you gotta learn subtlety. At some point. I mean, one day someone will imply an implication that'll go sailing over your head.

What I'm saying is, stop listening to Suggestion whenever he suggests you seduce everything that moves. And some things that don't.
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No. 408470 ID: 6f4add

dude what

stop thinking only with your penis
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No. 408472 ID: b85f8c

>>408447
You are extremely entertaining. Explaining that we asked you to say that might prevent you from getting mauled.
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No. 408496 ID: a2fa74

>>408442
http://andersson.elfwood.com/Rock-Bard-Axe.3554619.html

>>408472
Telling people the voices in your head are making you say things is generally unwise, and revealing the presence of divine beings tends to muck things up.
Lets not do that.
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No. 408499 ID: fa9f7e

>>408496
1. That makes no difference, still a terrible idea.
2. A rock isn't sentient, you bloody idiot. That wouldn't even work.
3. Why the second part? Having a random person you fuck always know where you are is pants-on-head- retarded.
4. Shut up, forever.
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No. 408517 ID: a2fa74

>>408499
MY goal is an interesting story. Yours is, what, 'winning'?
On a tangentially related note, that was clearly an Awakened rock.

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No. 408518 ID: fa9f7e

>>408517
Your definition of "interesting" seems to be "fucked up in every possible way". How about no? This guy is already getting in enough trouble, what with thinking with his dick and having no subtlety. How about teleporting him into a women's dressing room whenever he's naked?
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No. 408532 ID: cb001b
File 133626216954.gif - (92.80KB , 300x180 , Chapter end.gif )
408532

"That was my fir..."

"Just go to bed Mewilk. We can talk about it in the morning."

"*sniff* Can I ride the dog tomorrow."

"Sure, just get some rest."


End of Chapter
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No. 408533 ID: 72d49b

She must not understand what you mean. Go ahead and elaborate. Don't worry, if she decides to kill you we'll probably bail you out. I mean, we'll totally take a shot at doing it at least.

>>408517
>>408440
Heightened fertility is a good gift, but giving everything a psychic "where's that guy what knocked me up" sense is totally unneeded and just silly. Some people could find him without it, if they need to and are so inclined.
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No. 408537 ID: d1f1b7

Huh, guess it ended well, I think. We shall have to wait for the next chapter too see how mentally scarred you are from what most likely goes under the category of "rough love".
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No. 408542 ID: cf49fc

>>408537
...Huh. I really hope this outcome doesn't result in our prophet listening to Suggestion more.
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No. 408562 ID: d1f1b7

>>408542
I agree and disagree with this sentiment.
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No. 408568 ID: fc22db

That's some nice armour, and maybe if you sold that mancatcher, you could afford a blacksmith to hammer the boobs out of it.
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No. 408625 ID: e0e4e3

Mother...agghhh god damnit! I missed practically half of this.

Are we planning anymore shit out or just going to roll with some things. I say this kid just tags along with her and ventures into the wonders of dog city...or whatever a dog city would be referred to...you know, taste civilization and shit.
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No. 408633 ID: a2fa74

>>408532
She is totally pregnant now.
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No. 408761 ID: a2853b

>>408532
I guess that sort of both ordinary/sexual confidence right after a show of martial ability is something of a rare but fore-brain overriding turn on among gnoll women?
Maybe?
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No. 415086 ID: e0e4e3

this forum....why hasn't it continued?!
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No. 415110 ID: fa9f7e

>>415086
Because sirbriggz hasn't felt like it. Also, this is a thread, not a forum of its own.
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No. 416298 ID: 23bed3

>>415110
The little social life I do have has been keeping me busy. However, I have found some time to do this. One minor problem has occurred, it being a dead tablet. So it will look a little differently.

One minor rule change will come in to effect. Since I found out that "Suggestion" is the "Anonymous" of /quest/, "Suggestion" will be treated as it's namesake. If you want your will expressed, make a name and post away.
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No. 416306 ID: 23bed3
File 133810522623.jpg - (56.12KB , 386x548 , Darkness.jpg )
416306

Mewilk drifts off to sleep after the romp with Kirrel. It is a sound sleep with a pleasant dream. A sweetheart holds him tight on a fur-covered bed. Her warmth is soothing and welcomed. She begins playing with his nose. Mewilk tries to stop her but finds himself unable to move. She continues and Mewilk begins to struggle and thus waking himself from his dream.

Darkness, darkness surrounds him and the air is stuffy. It smells faintly of bread and jerky. His nose is rubbing against something, a bag he thinks. He attempts to get up and finds himself bound to another. He is unable to get free.

Movement, they are moving fast. On a beast perehaps? Must be, he hears no creaking or knocking, just breathing and paws striking dirt.
A beast with a thick coat of fur that brushes his exposed skin. He now becomes aware of the fact that he is mostly naked.

"Well, this is great."
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No. 416308 ID: e0e4e3

>>416306

Miiwik...listen to me child. It's all going to be alright just let me tell you what to do.

First thing about women, they're crazy. They will hurt you, beat you, pound your soul into a lifeless pulp and by us they might even go as far as to tearing off your foreskin with their cold, wicked, teeth!

Concerning your situation I am going to command that you go along with it. Don't ask questions, just trust me.

You'll trust me, right?
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No. 416312 ID: 23bed3
File 133810704862.jpg - (98.03KB , 488x507 , Trust.jpg )
416312

>>416308

"Trust? Yeah, you gods may be strange but you haven't harmed me yet, just blessed me. I will do as you tell me."
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No. 416318 ID: 214bf9

Don't worry, this is all part of your destiny, before you know it you will be sitting down and look back at this with a smile.

Perhaps now is the time to give him his fire?
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No. 416323 ID: 23bed3
File 133810900894.jpg - (109.89KB , 614x737 , Cage.jpg )
416323

Obeying the words of Comowaz, Mewilk plays the part of docile prisoner. The occasionally moan comes from his bound counterpart and a few excited yelps from the rider. The ride continues for a hour or so. Without warning he and the other are thrown off the beast and dragged across the ground. All he can hear is Gnoll tongue screeching and laughing. His body leaves the ground for a second before slamming down again on a iron floor. The bag is ripped from his face and the lights it blinding. A blurry shape speaks to him in a familiar voice.

"Now stay put, I'll bring you something to eat in a bit."

The cage slams shut and the latch locks in place. With a man strapped to his back, in only his under wrappings and laying on a bare iron floor, Mewilk has time to think.
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No. 416330 ID: e0e4e3

Wait for it...wait for it...

Mewiik, if anything bad happens to you don't worry. There's a plan.

See that guy over there? Get familiar with what you're dealing with and talk to him.
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No. 416331 ID: 23bed3
File 133811037667.jpg - (224.16KB , 764x696 , Floor speak_0001.jpg )
416331

>>416330
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No. 416332 ID: 23bed3
File 133811055826.jpg - (212.51KB , 776x716 , Floor speak_0002.jpg )
416332

>>416330
"As you command"

Mewilk strikes up a conversation with the man on his back. His name is Acru of West Wind.
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No. 416333 ID: e0e4e3

>>416332

Arcu of west wind...

so...does he know what's going on around this joint? anyone outside of the cell of interest?

by the way, I'm hoping you still have that knife....
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No. 416334 ID: c315be

Was that Bountyhunter chick he did a gnoll? Mewilk, let your eyes adjust. Can you see anything, or are you facing the wall? Also do you hear anything?
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No. 416335 ID: 23bed3
File 133811217973.jpg - (194.27KB , 542x723 , Conversation.jpg )
416335

"So, Acru of West Wind, do you know where we are?"

"Gnoll camp."

"Alright, could have quessed that..."

"Then don't ask it! Excuse me if I don't want to speak with you as you did throw a knife into my leg, ruining my escape."

"I am not sure if I need to feel sorry about that."

"Look, keep quiet and leave me alone."

Acru clams up after that. Mewilk turns his attention to outside the cage. A gnoll guard passes by and pokes Mewilk with a stick, laughing heartily. Time passes slowly as the sun hangs low.

As for the question of the knife, it is not in his possession. His only gear is his under wrappings and the ropes that bind him.
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No. 416336 ID: 23bed3
File 133811274987.jpg - (162.83KB , 791x1053 , Layout.jpg )
416336

>>416334
Yes, Kirrel was a gnoll and as for layout he describes it as best as he can with what he sees.
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No. 416338 ID: 23bed3
File 133811424537.jpg - (228.93KB , 765x765 , Kirrel.jpg )
416338

A few more minutes pass when Kirrel returns to the cage. She seems up beat when she rests herself against the bars. She has changed outfits and is carrying a bag.

"Sorry for the wait Mewilk. Had a bit more business to attend to then I thought. You must be famished."
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No. 416343 ID: 23bed3
File 133811515704.jpg - (192.22KB , 724x791 , Response.jpg )
416343

Mewilk lefts his head and stares at her. He hasn't eaten all day and he is Acru hasn't as well. She might even explain to you why she did this and where you are. If you have a course of action in mind, he would like to hear it.
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No. 416344 ID: 23bed3

>>416343
>He hasn't eaten all day and he is sure Acru hasn't as well.
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No. 416346 ID: 8de115

Where is your sharpened knife? That would be a good thing to track down. Kirrel will pay for this with her blood, but for now, you have to just sit still. That is, presuming she doesn't intend to eat you.

Ask what her intentions are. I don't see any real reason that she'd withhold her plans from you, considering your predicament.
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No. 416347 ID: 8de115

>>416346

Wait wait. I'd like to call a mounted knight to fight the gnolls, and give you some time to try and escape.

Is that an overstepping of powers? Can I suggest that kind of thing? Sirbriggz, would you mind creating a discussion thread in /questdis/ to ask any questions people (me) might have?
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No. 416349 ID: 23bed3
File 133811829902.jpg - (213.83KB , 1088x653 , Questions.jpg )
416349

>>416346
"Kirrel, why did you do this?"

"What? I let you ride the my mount like you asked. Not my fault you didn't set the terms."

"Kirrel, please give me a straight answer."

"*HISSS* That is what you sound like."

"Please."

"Fine. After you passed out I had time to kill so I went through your stuff and played with your knife. Fine craftmanship, unworldly even how sharp it is. Someone that has something like that must be important or rich. So I stripped and bagged you. Then I just brought ya' home. You are quite the sleeper."

"So you plan to ransom me?"

"Maybe, but first Alpha needs to question you where that knife came from. So, be ready with your answer. I boy as soft as you will not last long."
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No. 416352 ID: 8de115

>>416349

Tell her that it was a gift from the gods, and that if she doesn't release you, she will beg for our mercy.

If you're not feeling confident about that, tell her you stole it. If she asks from whom you stole it, tell her it was just some rich-looking man.
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No. 416353 ID: 703538

>>416349
Just say it's a family heirloom
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No. 416354 ID: 23bed3
File 133812016039.jpg - (200.92KB , 929x719 , Defience.jpg )
416354

>>416352
"It was a gift from the Gods themselves. Bring me to Alpha and find yourself surprised what this soft boy can withstand."

"Oh ho, eager aren't we. Don't forget to eat what I brought you."

With that, she tosses the bag into the cage with Mewilk and walks off.
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No. 416355 ID: 23bed3
File 133812060045.jpg - (493.41KB , 1320x1112 , Knight.jpg )
416355

Stale bread, apples and undercooked meat spills out onto the cage floor. With a little convincing, Acru works with Mewilk and both are able to eat.

Meanwhile...

"Those oracles better have been right this time."
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No. 416358 ID: 23bed3

http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/55356.html
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No. 416360 ID: 23bed3
File 133812488636.jpg - (144.09KB , 639x586 , Waiting.jpg )
416360

"This journey to find the chosen is beginning to get tiresome."


End of Chapter
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No. 416365 ID: cf49fc

>>416360
No worries. We picked one this time, instead of just waiting for you to do it.
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No. 416564 ID: c315be

Awww yeaahh, we got a rescue knight!
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No. 416683 ID: 23bed3
File 133820944374.jpg - (192.91KB , 894x540 , The Camp_0001.jpg )
416683

The sun dips blow the tents leaving Mewilk in the shadows cast by campfires. He tries again to speak with Acru about their situation. He is helpful this time around and tells that they are in the camp of Hakimba. They are a gnoll tribe of exceptional slavers. He advises Mewilk get some sleep, as their fates are uncertain at the moment. Mewilk agrees and lets himself nod off.
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No. 416684 ID: 23bed3
File 133821010683.jpg - (331.91KB , 1073x1191 , The Camp_0002.jpg )
416684

A sharp pain jolts Mewilk awake, cheek throbbing in pain. His eyes meet with the sun-bleached skull of bull. A red spiral painted in the center of the brow. A raspy voice cracks from underneath.

"Kirrel tells me of your blade being a gift from the Gods. I find this answer lacking, so I will ask you. Where did you obtain the knife?"
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No. 416686 ID: 96b359

It was a gift, from, you guessed it, The Gods.

I really can't be anymore blunt or honest about it.
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No. 416693 ID: c4a1fc

>>416686
Prove it by asking for another knife. We can resharpen it.
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No. 416695 ID: 09e5bf

Perhaps he thinks you're saying the gods just manifested a knife out of thin air. Specify that you had a normal, mundane knife, and the gods sharpened it to prove their power to you.
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No. 416698 ID: 214bf9

>>416693
We can do better than that, we will bestow upon him the ultimate proof of ownership. The ability to call the knife to his side from wherever it might be.
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No. 416700 ID: ee75a3

>>416698
this, and carve a simbol on that prove it's ownership
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No. 416701 ID: 7c31d2

>>416698
Yeah, I agree with giving mewilk a teleporting knife
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No. 416703 ID: 09e5bf

>>416700
If it's to prove ownership, we should probably do the same to Mewilk (I mean mark him, not carve a marking into him). That way there'd be a visible connection between the two.
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No. 416707 ID: a2fa74

>>416684
[Disintegrate his mask, have the dust condense into bone spiders that crawl up to his ears unstoppably and whisper unsettlingly "He is ours. Kirrel is his." before turning into dust that melts into wisps of mist and dissipates.
Then give Mewilk the power to call his knife at any time from any place, and make it unable to cut anything he doesn't want it to cut. Grant him a sudden insight into this instead of simply telling him.]

>>416703
This is a good idea. Lets make it 4D tattoo on his chest with a matching symbol visible inside the pommel.
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No. 416710 ID: 49e736

can we turn his skull mask into a top hat?
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No. 416711 ID: 2eb283

>>416684
This man seeks to torture our chosen one. He will likely continue to torture even if our chosen is honest, until he is certain the answer is true.
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No. 416721 ID: 8ffedb

Let it be known to those who doubt our power:

Non believers will encounter a wrath hotter than a thousand suns.

Begin warming the hand holding the knife? You guys okay with this?
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No. 416750 ID: cf49fc

>>416684
"Heathen. Prepare for a smiting."
Then we set his hands on fire, while cracking his ridiculous mask.
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No. 416765 ID: d1e9bf

Yeah, to hell with his mask. Crack it.
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No. 416775 ID: 73b594

Crack the mask. Laugh defiantly as it breaks.
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No. 416785 ID: 96b359

If it is within our abilities to do so.

Instead of cracking the mask, or turning it into Bone-Spiders, we RESURRECT it.
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No. 416795 ID: 4a09be

Set his hands on fire, crack the mask, resurrect the mask, THEN turn whatever the hell we resurrected into spiders.
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No. 416797 ID: cf49fc

Actually, I suddenly had a good idea. Since we are a Pantheon, we should do ALL OF THE ABOVE.
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No. 416799 ID: f2cd76

maybe Mewlik can call the knife to his hands at will. maybe he does that and it just happens to fly through this guy's skull (and mask) on its way.
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No. 416817 ID: 8ffedb

We could also go with a power show of an eclipse, heathens love eclipses.
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No. 416868 ID: c315be

Guys, his hands are tied against his back, if we give him fire powers without immunity to fire he will just get burned. Also instead of teleporting knife, can we make it a living knife familiar that like flies around and cuts stuff?
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No. 416885 ID: 23bed3
File 133826791956.png - (151.57KB , 416x438 , Wrath_0001 1.png )
416885

>>416686
>>416693
>>416695
>>416698
>>416700
>>416701
>>416703
>>416707
>>416710
>>416711
>>416721
>>416750
>>416765
>>416775
>>416785
>>416795
>>416797
>>416799
>>416817
Mewilk listens intently and will follow to the best of his ability.

He finds that he is not bound.
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No. 416886 ID: 23bed3
File 133826795395.png - (137.98KB , 397x443 , Wrath_0001 2.png )
416886

"As I have told Kirrel, it was a gift from the Gods. They took my blade and gave it a divine edge. They say that if you give me another one,

the will give it the same blessing."

"Ha, give a blade to a prisoner!? Do you think me to be stupid as I am insane?"

"So, you will listen to the Gods?"

"No, for the the Gods are not on your side."

"The Gods are on my side and you have brought their wrath on yourself."
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No. 416887 ID: 23bed3
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"I feel only sorrow for you."
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No. 416888 ID: 23bed3
File 133826803920.jpg - (188.75KB , 837x595 , Wrath_0002.jpg )
416888

As the last word slips from Mewilks lips, the faint smell of burning flesh fills the room. Alpha's hands blister from the heat of blade and screams in agony. Mewilk wills the blade to his side, tearing it from Alpha's grip. This does not stop the the burning, as the they begin to crack open. The skull mask splinters, muscle and cartilage forming over the bone till the half head of a bull rests on Alpha's head.
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No. 416889 ID: 23bed3
File 133826806566.jpg - (162.81KB , 626x770 , Wrath_0003.jpg )
416889

The mask detonates into dust revealing Alpha's human face. Mewilk pays little attention to it as his captor's hands explode into flames.
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No. 416890 ID: 23bed3
File 133826813250.jpg - (373.46KB , 1130x940 , Wrath_0004.jpg )
416890

The dust swirls and twists into the shapes of horrid spiders. Alpha screams are excruciating, as the spiders crawl into her ears. She attempts to tear them out but only sets fire to her hair. As the last follicle of hair falls to ash, the spiders race over the burned face to the top of the charred scalp. They break down back to dust and reform as a stately top-hat. The fire ceases on her hand leaving them charred
to the bones. All she can do is cry and whimper.

Mewilk is to stunned to laugh.
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No. 416891 ID: 23bed3
File 133826818710.jpg - (133.27KB , 816x642 , Wrath_0005.jpg )
416891

"As I said before, only sorrow."

Mewilk gets up and makes his way to the tent flap. Alpha begs for death and with a heavy heart, Mewilk gives it. He hurls the blade into her forehead, ending it quickly. The blade sails back to it's sheath. Mewilk looks over his shoulder at her corpse. He parts his lips for a second, to apologize, only to stop. There in no one to hear it, so, he steps into the night to meet the guards.
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No. 416892 ID: 23bed3
File 133826823407.jpg - (747.32KB , 1340x1140 , Wrath_0006.jpg )
416892

There are no guards, only the knight.
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No. 416894 ID: 23bed3
File 133826839677.png - (126.89KB , 431x403 , Wrath_0001 3.png )
416894

Correct image for >>416887.
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No. 416896 ID: 2eb283

>>416892
Keep your distance, for now. We knew of the knight's presence, but not their intent.. this was a group of slavers, and many find the act of owning another person to be a grave sin.

We are pleased that you did not fall into terror at the sight of that elaborate display of wrath, and even showed mercy to one that would have shown you none.

For now, return to the cage you were bound in. Free the human if he still lives. Take care not to cut his flesh as you cut his bonds, if you are not skilled in untying knots.
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No. 416898 ID: e3aff6

Well we could just ask him ourselves.

[In a booming voice with no obvious source:]"Greetings, knight. Why do you seek our chosen?"
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No. 416899 ID: 49e736

you did NOT just leave without that top hat.
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No. 416901 ID: 5b429e

You must announce yourself, chosen.
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No. 416902 ID: 392abf

Announce yourself to the knight.
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No. 416904 ID: 8ffedb

Lend light to the knight so that we may clearly see him.
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No. 416907 ID: 72d49b

Right, well. That worked fine. No sense in interacting with the knight at this point. Just chill in the darkness and observe his actions.
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No. 416915 ID: a2fa74

[Alpha has brought ruination on her people, but it was disproportionate to her offenses. As a mercy, put Alpha's spirit into a pendant and put the pendant on Kirrel's neck. If Alpha can redeem herself through service then she and her tribe will be restored.

Arrange for Kirrel to be unharmed, and meet up with Mewlik soon. Now, if we can do so without being aware of our influence beyond the pendant's arrival.]
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No. 416920 ID: cf49fc

>>416892
*Give the Chosen a halo*
"HAIL WARRIOR. DO YOU SEEK THE CHOSEN ONE?"
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No. 416971 ID: 214bf9

>>416920
A Halo? Not good enough, he needs a top hat with the words CHOSEN ONE written in large glowing letters on.
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No. 416973 ID: 7c31d2

>>416971
I'll add my support to that.
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No. 416975 ID: 49e736

>>416971
yes.
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No. 417072 ID: 503921

How can you have a top hat without a monocle? or Opera glasses.
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No. 417075 ID: 503921

And they should let Mewilk have nightvision so he can see the knight and go on stealth missions. AND ALSO SEE THROUGH CLOTHING.
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No. 417249 ID: 4e8344

Curse the slavers and curse the land the camp rests upon. The slavers are bound to this land, ghostly but powerless. They thirst and cannot drink. They hunger and cannot eat. They feel the cold and rain, they feel the sun and heat, but cannot build shelter. Let them serve as a warning.

Also, the other gods are silly buggers.
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No. 417251 ID: 72d49b

>>416971
Let's not give him something so obtrusive in the presence of someone who may or may not be hostile.

>>417075
Enhanced sight is a good idea, but let's make it inherent to his eyes rather than some artifact.

>>417249
That seems a bit excessive.
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No. 417252 ID: 4e8344

>>417251
Slavers. They're not nice people. Deserve what they get.

Also, artifacts are for chumps. No hat.
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No. 417294 ID: 23bed3

>>416896
>>416898
>>416899
>>416901
>>416902
>>416904
>>416907
>>416915
>>416920
>>416971
>>416973
>>416975
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No. 417326 ID: f86b04

>>417075
>>417251
most important part is see trought clothing
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No. 417351 ID: 13f847

Curse the slavers so that their restraints will never stay locked and their guards will never be able to keep from falling asleep on watch.
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No. 417494 ID: 503921

>>417251
I think an artifact is better because if it was part of his eyes he wouldn't be able to turn it off. And I just know somewhere down the line he's going to come across some gross lepers or fat, nasty chicks. What kind of Gods would we be if we did not have mercy on his eyes at that time?
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No. 417507 ID: 72d49b

>>417326
That can be a weakness though, if he needs to assess armor. Therefore if we're going to do that, we should make only one of his eyes see through clothing.
>>417494
He can deal with it. Seeing the worst of the world will bring him wisdom.
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No. 417927 ID: 5c94e7

>>416899
It was a top hat made of spiders.
I think we can forgive that oversight.
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No. 418695 ID: 23bed3
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418695

Mewilk slips back inside, not knowing the knight's purpose.
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No. 418696 ID: 23bed3
File 133880770185.png - (424.89KB , 995x541 , 2.png )
418696

Spinning around, he faces Alpha once more. The hat has changed since he saw it last. It now bears the mark of the gods and the words "CHOSEN ONE" across the stove.
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No. 418697 ID: 23bed3
File 133880772277.png - (217.28KB , 559x596 , 3.png )
418697

Mewilk grasps it, lifting it up and looking it over.

"Some skin got fused to the inside."
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No. 418698 ID: 23bed3
File 133880775406.png - (373.93KB , 566x568 , 4.png )
418698

Setting the hat atop his head, he makes his way to the cages to free Acru.
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No. 418699 ID: 23bed3
File 133880780297.png - (862.38KB , 741x722 , 5.png )
418699

Much to his surprise, Acru can not be found. In his cage is the unconscious body of Kirrel, loose ropes slumped at her neck.
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No. 418700 ID: 23bed3
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418700

Mewilk attempts to wake her, only to get growls. Removing the rope from her neck, he ites it around his waist. It will make due for a belt so he has a place to put his knife. Mewilk positions Kirrel more comfortably in the cage. Mewilk takes the ropes and fashions a belt to hold his knife.He sets the hat on her head, leaving it with her. He finds it awkward to run with. He locks the cage door behind him and searches for the knight.
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No. 418701 ID: 23bed3
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418701

Tents have caught fire, lighting the camp well. Mewilk races towards the sounds of metal on flesh, screams and muffled laughter.
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No. 418702 ID: 23bed3
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418702

Mewilk finds the knight quickly. The knight is unmounted with shield and morningstar. Mewilk takes cover behind a still standing tent.
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No. 418703 ID: 23bed3
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418703

The knight stands over the last gnoll slaver, skull brutalized from the morningstar. The knight is splashed with blood. A deep laugh can be heard, forcing it's way through his thick armor.
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No. 418704 ID: 23bed3
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418704

The knight spots Mewilk.
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No. 418705 ID: 23bed3
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418705

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No. 418706 ID: 23bed3
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418706

The knight advances towards Mewilk, the only sound being his heavy footsteps and the roars of the flames.
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No. 418708 ID: 23bed3
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418708

This is when you speak. The winds soar through the camp, extinguishing the flames. The tounge of the Gods are to much for simple mortals. MEwilk seems unaffected by it. The knight fights to stay standing from the pure force. Wracked with pain, the knight trys to answear.

"HAIL WARRIOR. DO YOU SEEK THE CHOSEN ONE?"

"YEEESS!"

The knight falls to one knee.

"WHY DO YOU SEEK OUR CHOSEN?"

"so THAT CAN P,PLEDGE MY ARMS TO HIM!"

"HE STANDS BEFORE YOU, YOU HAVE FOUND HIM."

In a instant, the winds die off and the calm settles in. The knight falls to the ground, face in the grass. Mewilk finds him alive but unresponsive.
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No. 418709 ID: 23bed3
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418709

"I suppose I can't leave you to the elements."
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No. 418711 ID: 23bed3
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418711

Mewilk places the knight in a tent as he goes in search of his gear. He finds his shirt and pants but the rest was destroyed in the fires. He retrieves his hat from Kirrel and fills it edible goods. He plops down in the tent where he moved the knight, dumps the food out at his feet and takes a bite of a peach. Looking up to the heavens, he cracks a smile.

"Gods, I pray for a full nights rest where I don't wake up to a slap in the face or in bondage."


END OF CHAPTER
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No. 418712 ID: a2fa74

>>418711
[Ok, done]
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No. 418713 ID: 270ab4

>>418711

Sure, we can do that

Should we move some wild animals closer to the camp for easy hunting in the morning or just let them eat what ever they can scrounge up in the gnoll camp?
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No. 418729 ID: f2cd76

he wakes up three seconds before a bird shits on his face.
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No. 418738 ID: 6e44d2

How about we grant him a boon: he only ever needs sleep for two hours a night, and he wakes fully rested and energized, as if from a deep and satisfying slumber.
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No. 418749 ID: a2fa74

>>418738
Lets avoid too much power creep. We don't want him thinking our powers are at his beck and call; we don't want him getting demanding or arrogant.
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No. 418790 ID: 214bf9

>>418738
That would make his life to easy, just because we can do something doesn't mean we should.
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No. 418835 ID: 503921

I agree that we don't want our boy being spoiled. I think the knight deserves a little something for joining team Chosen One though. How about his armour is as strong and hard and impenetrable as ever, but when he wears it, he finds it to be light as a feather?
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No. 418836 ID: 503921

>>418729
Seconding this. For shits and giggles.
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No. 418863 ID: 72d49b

>>418729
He's inside a tent.

>>418738
Maybe later. First he should drive his body beyond its limits, working harder than he can for longer than he can without sleeping. If we were to take away his ability to tire so soon, he would lose an opportunity to become greater.
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No. 418911 ID: 240126

He said, "Gods, I pray for a full nights rest where I don't wake up to a slap in the face or in bondage."

Well, I think that can be done.
Let's give him a full nights rest where he wakes up to a kick in the junk and in female dress, just to be contrary. Also with unexplained bird poop hitting him if he questions if the day could start any worse.
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No. 419195 ID: 66615d

Looks like you've done well for yourself, Mewilk.

When you wake up in the morning, talk to the knight about a plan of action. Maybe going back home, eh?
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No. 419196 ID: 6e44d2

Also, we should make the chosen one hat appear on his head whenever he's not thinking about it, unless he's indoors. A true gentleman never wears his hat indoors.
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No. 419232 ID: bbaa41

It would teach him mental discipline
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No. 419556 ID: 6545fe

I agree, It would do much to train his thought process, and we should also make it so that the hat is either indestructible/regenerates/reappears when destroyed to get around any possibilities of him loosing it.
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No. 419557 ID: 09e5bf

>>419556
If it's that big a deal, we could root it to his head.
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No. 420734 ID: 503921

Well he finds it awkward to run with
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No. 421106 ID: 6e44d2

>>420734
Yes, and we're trolls. It won't matter, as long as he isn't thinking about it, it'll constantly teleport back onto his head, so he doesn't have to worry about it when running.
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No. 427799 ID: 23bed3
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427799

As the morning sun crests over the sweeping plains, a spearkey forages for breakfast.
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No. 427800 ID: 23bed3
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427800

A sudden realization, he knows he is meant for something greater. He has a destiny and it will be fulfilled.
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No. 427801 ID: 23bed3
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427801

Taking flight, he soars high above the plains guided by the wind currants. They carry him with purpose, gracefully steering him to his fate.
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No. 427802 ID: 23bed3
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427802

He dives low, breaking free of the winds. He can see it all now, how his life has prepared him for this moment. He does not know what lays within tent, only that he must enter.
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No. 427803 ID: 23bed3
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427803

He is without fear and sails in.
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No. 427804 ID: 23bed3
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427804

Mewilk stirs awake from his slumber to the sounds of a small songbird. All he can do is smile pleasenty.

"That was divine. I have never slept so well in my life."

The third day was off to a great start.
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No. 427805 ID: 23bed3
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427805

*ch-keep*
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No. 427806 ID: 23bed3
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427806

Mewilk leaves the tent to find water to clean himself. He finds a bucket and promptly removes the droppings. After drying off, he places the top hat on his head. He will be keeping it there for now.
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No. 427807 ID: 23bed3
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427807

Mewilk returns to the tent to find the knight. The knight has removed some of his armor.
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No. 427808 ID: 23bed3
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427808

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No. 427809 ID: 23bed3
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427809

"Then it wasn't a dream. You are the chosen as the Gods said. At long last, I have found you."

Mewilk greets the knight.The knight introduces himself as Erio Day of Tibic. When asked about his reasons for looking, he restates that he wishes to pledge himself to the chosen. Mewilk says he would be honored to have him. Erio recites the Knight's Oath, fist to his heart.
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No. 427810 ID: 23bed3
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427810

"I, Erio Day, hereby swear my sword and soul to Mewilk of the Furtooth. I will pledge to honor the will and wishes of my lord. I will bear his banner on the field as I return souls to the After. If it means my death, then I will have served in body and soul, and I will bear a smile as I enter the After. May the Gods watch over you, Lord Mewilk."
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No. 427811 ID: 23bed3
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427811

"Speaking of death and the After, did I leave any survivors?"
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No. 427813 ID: 31e7bf

>>427811

He will serve you well, I'm certain. As far as we know, there are no survivors. Search around a little, if there are any who didn't flee or die, they are certainly wounded.

other than Kirrel, that is. If she is still alive, you should speak to her.
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No. 427816 ID: cf49fc

>>427813
Nope. Just you and whatsherface. What a pleasant looking fellow he is under his scary death armor.

Anywho, let's begin the most important part of killing a camp full a raiders: LOOTING!
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No. 427817 ID: 23bed3
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427817

>>427813
Mewilk remembers Kirrel in her cage.

"Excuse me."

Kirrel is awake and looking pitiful. It fades as she sees Mewilk. She perks up and grasps the bars of the cage.
"Mewilk! I am so happy to see you right now!"
"Kirrel, I should tell you your tribe is dead."
"It was lead by a human, it would've happened anyway. Hey, can you get me out of here? I promise to be good."

Erio can be heard shifting through the ashes.
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No. 427819 ID: cf49fc

>>427817
Awww, how nice. Better release her, and have her join your newly formed Murder Battalion.
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No. 427821 ID: a2fa74

>>427817
I see great promise in her; she will serve you well. Let her out, and tell her she's now a retainer in your service.
Does she have the pendant containing the soul of her tribe's leader so that her tribe may find redemption through service and be restored? That would best not be left behind.
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No. 427830 ID: 214bf9

Make her swear in the name of the gods to serve you, then you can let her out. We will keep her to her word.
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No. 427835 ID: f72f26

let her out, she is adorable
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No. 427837 ID: cc120d

I suggest we give her something to make sure shes telling the truth, maybe a pendent that she cant take off without Mewilk's permission and let him know sense where she is and let him tell when shes lying?
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No. 427868 ID: d1e9bf

You'd BETTER be good, lady.
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No. 427916 ID: 4bdd79

>>427830
This.
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No. 427927 ID: bdb3f8

Man, how could you not trust that face. Look how happy she is.
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No. 428144 ID: 23bed3
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428144

"Kirrel, did you find a necklace on you when you awoke?"
"Ah...yeah, I did."
"Were is it?"
"Right here in my pocket. Took it off because I found it odd. You normally don't get knocked and finding a necklace when you wake up."

Kirrel reaches into a slip, pulling out a simple gold and turquoise gem pendent.

"The Gods gifted you that."
"The Gods, huh?"
"The soul of your chief is stored within."
"..."
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No. 428146 ID: 23bed3
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428146

"They say if you pledge yourself to them and serve them along side me, you can redeem your tribe."
"Very well, a accept the offer. Now if you would be so kind as to free me."

She steps back from the cage as Mewilk draws his dagger. He strikes the lock, cutting it cleanly in half. Kirrel steps out from the caage to stand in front Mewilk. She brings her fist to her heart.

"I, Kirrel of Hakimba and defacto chief, pledge tooth and claw to Mewilk and his Gods. May we find game and bounty."
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No. 428147 ID: 23bed3
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428147

Kirrel slips the necklace around her neck. Kirrel holds the turquoise in her hand.

"It's nice, in a morbid sense."
"You know, that sounds just about right."

They begin to stroll in the direction where Erio can be heard.
"So what know, Mewilk?"
"Take what we can salvage."
"So, looting?"
"Yes, looting."


END OF CHAPTER
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No. 428164 ID: b2c68b

mmm, delicius looting
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No. 428187 ID: f72f26

make a mental note to hug her adorably fluffy neck
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No. 428240 ID: 223190

so I wanna know what happened to that prisoner guy.
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No. 428496 ID: 23bed3

>>428147
I forgot to color her muzzle. No wonder it looks weird.
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No. 428506 ID: bdb3f8

>>428240
I'm sure it will never come up or be important again.
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No. 428528 ID: cdc0e8

Right then, standard looting procedure. Not sure the three of you(and a horse if I recall) can carry a entire camp's worth of loot so focus on small, valuable things, supplies, and getting your bow and arrows back.

As for that other guy, he was likely smart enough to flee the moment he had the chance. He had no loyalty to Mewilk either so he's probably long gone.

Well young Mewilk, now that you have a small group, some spoils, and a good night's rest under your belt, may I suggest looking for the nearest town once you are done looting? They always have plenty to do there and we can sell any loot we find for funds.
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No. 428537 ID: 23bed3
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428537

Mewilk and Kirrel find Erio looting a corpse. Kirrel seems uneasy.

"Erio, I want you to meet Kirrel."
"A survivor?"
"Don't worry, she has taking the pledge."

Erio stands up and meets Kirrel eye to eye. Erio is silent as he stares into her eyes, making Kirrel's ears press against here head. He reaches his hand out to her and they lock wrists. It brings ease to Kirrel and a smile to Erio. Mewilk breaks the silence with a question.
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No. 428542 ID: 23bed3
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428542

"Kirrel, I have been meaning to ask. How did you wind up in the cage?"
"Ah, ha...I was running away."
"What a odd place to chose."
"Let me say that again. I was getting READY to run away. When Erio rode in last night swinging and killing, I thought it best to abandon camp. I loaded my mount up with what I could grab. Thought I better take Acru with me since he had a decent bounty on him. When I ducked into to grab him, he got me around the neck with his bindings."

She grabs her necklace pulls it back, demonstrating in a comical method.

"Pretty lucky he didn't kill me. When I woke up my mount was gone along with Acru."
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No. 428550 ID: 23bed3
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428550

"Yeah, I can be pretty terrifying."

Erio seems prideful as the words slip his lips. He turns his attention back to looting, putting small trinkets and coins into a sack. Mewilk turns his attention back to Kirrel.

"Kirrel, lets find what we can. Remember we can't grab everything."
"I have been looting for most of my life, Mewilk. It shouldn't be a problem."

The trio spend the next few hours pouring over the remains.
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No. 428558 ID: 927efa

So... fluffy...
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No. 428562 ID: cf49fc

>>428558
You're all so cute. Even Erio looks like he was once adorable. Anywho, try looting a few of those Man Catchers. They're a pretty interesting looking weapon, and we really need a Symbol for our chosen.

Search for anything that would make a good symbol actually. Something that is NOT a top hat. That's already the Symbol of Linux.
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No. 428600 ID: 99090a

So! Um, man, I think you've got the whole "manhood" part down now for sure. I guess you could go back to your village now. But wouldn't it be more fun to just... go and have some sweet adventures?
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No. 428607 ID: dfd365

>>428562
But top hats are so classy...

>>428600
Home? But he hasn't become a wizard yet, or even met one for that matter.
MAGIC PORTAL! There, I highjacked a summoning spell so there should be a wizard on the other side.
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No. 428608 ID: 09e5bf

>>428562
Our symbol should be this:

>_

It's perfect for us.
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No. 428610 ID: cf49fc

>>428608
That's Suggestion's symbol.
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No. 428612 ID: 147853

Ooh ooh! I wanna play with the chosen one too! I'm down for leading him around conquering the world. He's already got a couple decent commanders.

I'm not normally into dog-chicks, but they're both kinda cute ones too.

The top hat is kinda a lame symbol, but it's classy, so you can keep wearing it. You need something cool though... like a rainbow! Or a daisy! That would make a cool symbol. A daisy of blood and bones and ash!
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No. 428614 ID: 7c31d2

I like crabs. Can we give him a little crab familiar? With a top hat, monocle and a cane. Because gentlemen crabs need top hats monocles and canes.
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No. 428616 ID: cf49fc

>>428614
That's Cancer Mage's familiar. What we want is a ROCK LOBSTER! or any large riding crustacean really. But we need a symbol of our divinity, something NO ONE can deny that Mewlik is the true scion of the gods... How about a halo of light shining out of his head? That's always in style.
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No. 428625 ID: cdc0e8

Boys boys, settle down. First things first we need to establish that our Avatar is indeed our avatar. Got to take on something a bit bigger than a small camp. Make a name for Mewilk. Find some artifacts, old ruins, maybe kill a dragon or two. Basic stuff.

As for a familiar? Nothing yet. I say our boy should EARN his familiar. Crabs and rock lobsters are good and all, but if he could get something bigger and tougher, then by all means that should be his familiar.

For the hat? It's a nice hat, but hats don't offer support against arrows or fists to the face. Let's give it a practical helmet mode. Protect the noggin and his face.
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No. 428631 ID: 7c31d2

>>428625
Well, divine boons usually have extra powers, I don't see reason we can't have the hat make blows hit softer, or maybe give it a once a day barrier effect.
Also, crabs are awesome! How many other species would casually rip off their own arms and walk away?
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No. 428636 ID: cdc0e8

>>428631
Hmmm, softening blows would likely be good, but why not combine the two? Helmet form with blow softening? That way we have a little something extra to protect him.

As for the crab, may I direct you to the Honey Badger? A beast that has messed with things of various walks of life and simply takes what it wants? Bugger can be bitten by a venomous snake and it will get up and eat the bugger after a rest.
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No. 428644 ID: 7c31d2

>>428636
Top hats are the second best hat. Helmets aren't.
Also, honey badgers don't give a fuck about anything, what use is a familiar that doesn't give a fuck about it's owner, possibly even attacking its owner for food or fun?
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No. 428647 ID: 147853

I wish wolverines weren't played out, they're so cuddly. And they can take on a bear, and they can kill a moose. I'd like to see your honey badger kill a moose.

How about we compromise. A riding wolverine familiar with rock-lobster armor. Cuddly rock lobster armor of doom.

Because crustaceans and other critters too wussy to keep their bones inside are dumb.
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No. 428658 ID: 223190

>>428625

we could give him the talent to be able to tame anything but only if he really really wanted to do so.
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No. 428684 ID: 147853

>>428658

I second this suggestion. Then he could have any kind of critter he wanted, heck, he could have a legion of Adorable Abominations. (Alliteration is Awesome.)

Also: He should totally go tuxedo mask style with his hat. Plus bond villain. So a mask comes down for armor mode, or he can throw it with amazing accuracy to cut junk up.

Sawsome.
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No. 428688 ID: cdc0e8

A simple beast tamer boon eh? Fair enough. If he finds something that strikes his fancy he can go for it. Might want to have him limit it to one thing though. Don't want him to befriend an entire forest. Would be too easy.
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No. 428860 ID: d94e2c

>>428688
How about we give him Beastmaster powers? Calm and compel animals, commune with them and see through their eyes? But lets hold off on that until he at least finds a new civilization. If he just gets a new power every day, thats kind of lame.

How about we manipulate the world instead for awhile? Make ourselves a new mission?
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No. 428862 ID: 09e5bf

>>428688
what if we tiered it. Like 1 big thing, or a bunch of small things?
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No. 428922 ID: 8ffedb

Anyone up for a holy war? I love some blind fanaticism.
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No. 428926 ID: c66c9c

>>428862
this seems right
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No. 428937 ID: 23bed3

>Even Erio looks like he was once adorable.

This sentence actually made me happy.
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No. 429751 ID: 7fb81d

Sorry I'm late to this celestial party.
I was just cooking up a quest for Mewlik and Friends. It's still needs some more stirring for greater coherence but here are the raw ingredients:
>shooting stars in the nights-sky that point the way towards Mewlik's destiny
>A city-state being terrorized by a monster that seems to disappear in the surrounding woods
>Morale of the story: GODS ARE MORE FICKLE THAN LIFE
>Drow terrorists

Yeah, so what does my fellow gerdz think of this?
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No. 429752 ID: cf49fc

>>429751
But I like Mewlik and co. Why would we disown him? He's amused us so far.
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No. 429754 ID: 7fb81d

>>429752
nonono
We're fickle to everyone but mewlik and those that follow his philosophy that he will eventually develop before he dies
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No. 429758 ID: 72d49b

>>429751
Well I think it goes in /dis/ for one thing.

But making monsters for Mewilk to fight does seem like a good way to train him.
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No. 429764 ID: 7fb81d

Anyways, we could also sprinkle a bunch of cursed items across the planet/continent and have it be that only mewlik could destroy them.
A bunch of "stupid" people could find these items, and then get turned into monsters when they try to use it. Although some people might be smart enough to use the cursed objects for their own purposes.
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No. 429773 ID: 7fb81d

i didn't know this thread had a discussion...
I'm new at this!
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No. 429834 ID: d94e2c

>>429751
>>429754
>>429764
Okay, due to divine magicks,I hereby decree that Mewilk did not hear that. Srsly guys, he can hear us. What good is a plan if he just knows whats going on?
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No. 430045 ID: 9fa28e

I say it is time to return to your village, Mewilk. There is nothing more here for you to do, unless you have not already plundered it for whatever treasures it holds, that is.
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No. 430066 ID: 8ffedb

Torch the remains of the village and the people.
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No. 430087 ID: cf49fc

>>430045
Yep, time to go home. Oh and by the way Mewlik, many of us gods have had a falling out. Your instructions may become somewhat more contradictory, so heads up.
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No. 430115 ID: 214bf9

What's with everyone saying he should return home. Wasn't Mewlick supposed to survive out here for a week before returning home to the vilage?
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No. 430132 ID: 147853

>>430087
I should clarify: this simply means "some of the gods are being pansies."

No need to go home yet. You should have enough time to get a decent start on conquering the world before you really need to.

Though if you really want to you can start with your own tribe.
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No. 430147 ID: 72d49b

Mewilk hasn't yet become badass enough to go home. He only has two followers and he's not more physically potent than anyone else yet. He should have a tribe and unconquerable strength in battle before he returns. I mean, we're the gods, it's the least we can do for our champion.
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No. 430159 ID: 3d88a7

>>430147

You're probably right. Mewilk should instead take to banditry for the time being. Make a little money, get a little combat experience. He'll need a disguise of course. Kirrel and Erio, too.
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No. 430214 ID: dd4dc2

I'd suggest going to another town, finding some mercenary work posted, maybe...

Be sure to pick a great challenge, and put all your faith in us, your gods, to deliver you to victory... heheheh...
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No. 430215 ID: cf49fc

>>430132
Banditry eh? I was going to suggest we go find a WIZARD, because every band of adventurers needs a wizard. But hey, becoming a Bandit King in a week seems pretty fun, so let's do it.

Also, Twelvth and Hat are pitiful losers who suck and you shouldn't listen to them anymore Mewlik.
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No. 430218 ID: a2fa74

>>430215
No, Mewlik turning to banditry is just going to make us look bad. Not the 'terrible wrath' sort of bad either; the 'those dickbutts' sort.
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No. 430229 ID: 147853

Well, banditry could work. It depends on what route it'll take for him to get the most followers the quickest. If we want him to be King he needs an army. He's got to start somewhere.

Though being Gods, we should only have him attack people who deserve Divine Retribution. What mortals have been ignoring us more than they should lately?

Also: Boy, don't listen to One. He's just an out-dated old fogey
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No. 430248 ID: 01c93a

>>430229
If he has an army, he may as well be a king already. At any rate, there's not much point in spending a whole long time out here when he's only suppose to be gone a week. Just, no going back early, and we shouldn't send him back without something a bit more impressive than what he's got so far. A couple artifacts that we gave him, and a couple followersyears that we pretty much gave him. He should be powerful before he gets back. This is his ritual of adulthood, so it sets the tone for the rest of his life.

On that note, Mewilk, let's find a hostile or neutral tribe here for you to take on. Hopefully this time you won't end up imprisoned right away and the gods won't have to step in directly.
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No. 430353 ID: 147853

>>430248
Yeah, this.
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No. 430550 ID: 214bf9

So up next is finding another tribe to take over? Sounds good I suppose...

Hmm... what to do with the portal then...
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No. 431183 ID: 7fb81d

Hey mewlik, simple question:
would you prefer that we give you information instead of commands?
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