Shadow taker vs drowned spirit.
Offer the flying construct. It’ll help with scouting around the castle for her target.

>>1126613
seconded

Corpse Lover should go afterthe Drowned Spirit. She is already dead and there is no corpse so a win win scenario.

Absurdity DeVoid 2026/05/12(Tue)21:43 No. 1126741 ID: 16b713
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A) Shake her hand.

B) Refuse to shake her hand.

C) Wave at her.

>>1126741
A) Might as well see what happens.

A. “It’d be an honor”

We got nothing worth stealing

A) oh gosh

>>1126755
>We got nothing worth stealing

don't say that part out loud

Absurdity DeVoid 2026/05/16(Sat)00:18 No. 1126857 ID: 16b713
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A) I will report you for what you did!

B) Despite how you feel about me, we still need to work together for this to work.

C) How did you even make it this far?

B) if you don't want to be smiled at just say so

>>1126857
B)What even is your point? Do you expect the information about quests to appear in your head magically? If you dont want to get a quest, why are you here?

B. You don’t even know me or the trials i suffered through to be stuck here. just take your quest and leave, or finish me off and end my miserable life here.

Absurdity DeVoid 2026/05/20(Wed)06:50 No. 1127029 ID: 16b713
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A) Sure, I will tell the lie about the wound that you made.

B) You have to be delusional if you believe that I won't report you.

C) Sure, I won't report you. (Lie)

Is that you Kenku?

Also B. Tell her “I’d get in a worse punishment for not explaining why there blood all over the table and an injury on my hand. there’s no way I could lie about a knife wound if I tried?”

“Also, I’d be in even worse trouble by the guild if I don’t force a smile towards every hero I have to give a quest to” (smile as you say this to prove a point).

If she attacks you again, just play possum, make her think you passed out/died.

I hope you fall down a waterfall and impale yourself on a tree branch

C) sure sure, are you taking the job or not?

Absurdity DeVoid 2026/05/25(Mon)18:06 No. 1127173 ID: 5911f1
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A) I don't need to hit you, you just need to do your quest.

B) I will report you for what you did.

C) Slap her.

A. Just bring out the flying construct and ask her to leave. Let her know If she wants to take her aggression out, it'll be healthier if she takes it out on on this construct and not a civilian.

But before her partner leaves, tell whoever is requesting to slap them instead of her that they should be the one to slap her. Let them know that as her partner, you recommend that they need to be more courageous and be assertive to punish her if she tries to pull something like what she did again. Otherwise, if they continue to let her do what she wants without punishing her and just give the excuse that she's suffered enough, she might eventually get into worse trouble than just a simple slap.

For the bird, give him a hug. But for the cat find the biggest gauntlet in the guild and give her the mother of all bitch slaps with it.

How about she stabs her own hand, and then you do one of those blood oath handshakes and swear never to bother each other again.

>>1127173
I don't particularly feel like slapping her, so unless she wants to give our stab wound a little booboo kiss, I think we'll just go with (A)

Absurdity DeVoid 2026/05/27(Wed)16:49 No. 1127254 ID: 26d536
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A) Your description implies that you are male.

B) You are female?

C) You are male?

>>1127254
A) This is the closest I can get to "Whatever, just go do your quest"

C. this is just what we think, not what the job description thinks.

A) if the thing said that they were then why would you assume otherwise?

Absurdity DeVoid 2026/05/28(Thu)21:16 No. 1127283 ID: e7fc90
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A) (Lie) This thing is alive.

B) You can't fight to kill every time. Sometimes you have to compromise.

C) Just imagine that thing is alive.

A. I mean it's not a lie that the thing is alive, the villagers say it's alive on the description

And even if it's not alive, it is absorbing things, it could be that this thing has also absorbed living things, which means if this thing is dealt with, it'll have dead things in it.

>>1127283
B) I will not lie, but it could be alive, possibly.

Well we don't know that it can't be killed, that's for you to find out.

If you kill this thing you will have one less entity to compete with.

Absurdity DeVoid 2026/05/31(Sun)09:37 No. 1127376 ID: e7fc90
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A) Make it.

B) Don't bother with it.

C) Maybe we should do that, but later.

Absurdity DeVoid 2026/05/31(Sun)13:33 No. 1127378 ID: e7fc90
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This was supposed to be before the previous update. My bad.

>>1127376
B) We said we wouldn't, so I guess we shouldn't.

B. Mention that one of the symbols on the heroes temperament was that she was easy to anger, and we should have paid more attention to that, especially with how suspiciously overly friendly she was being.

B) better to just avoid her

Absurdity DeVoid 2026/06/01(Mon)21:25 No. 1127461 ID: 1b2443
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A) Ask why Hero 1 didn't go to give an offering along with Hero 2.

B) Ask Hero 1 if he has any proof to support his statement.

C) Ask Hero 2 if he has any way to defend his honor.

B) Yeah, you say you were there, but where's the proof?

>>1127461
B) I suppose this is how one should start.

huh, I thought the issue was going to be about the quest description being tampered with, with the crest being removed. This seems like a totally different issue. I'd like to ask about that

So B

Depending how things go, we might need to bring in the quest giver