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MAN!
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Wait what
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>>79
That was cool and everything, but... huh?
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MSPaint Adventures
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I mean, it's not like this shit wasn't epic in the first place...

Wow. Honestly. Wow.
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http://www.mspaintadventures.com/

Also read Problem Sleuth. It's amaaaaaaaazing.
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>>76
Dad confirmed for badass.
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No. 103 ID: c7daa1

>>102
Works as a wallpaper too.
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No. 107 ID: 10d05c

I don't like the new MSPA. It's far too much complicated and weird. I can't get into it.
I loved PS though.
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>>107
It took about halfway through for PS to not be just as bad.

We're effectively only in part 3 in next comic.

Here come the first "Boss fights"
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>>107
I felt the same way so I stopped reading it for a while, but it's recently been getting better. I do agree that it feels needlessly complex though. Problem Sleuth had a bunch of complexities that were entirely for the lulz and were often ignored, never seen again, or subverted. Whereas the intricacies of the rules in Homestuck are played completely straight. I guess we just have to hope it pays off later.
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One of the best things that come out of this comic is the music, definitely.
The next act is going to get badass.
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No. 114 ID: 7d87d9

>>111
So what is Dad's dex like?
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No. 115 ID: 87a37b

>>114
You mean his sylladex? We haven't seen it. I don't even know if an NPC can have a sylladex.
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No. 119 ID: 10d05c

Anyone can give me a summary of what happened in the first chapters? I totally missed them.
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Dave's Bro is so damn cool. I wish I could be cool like Dave' Bro.
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>>115
Who says he won't be a NPC. I mean for a bit we thought the Vagabond wouldn't be a PC
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>>110
>It took about halfway through for PS to not be just as bad.

The early parts of PS were marvelous and hilarious.
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No. 142 ID: 104706

I don't really think any of the Guardians would be playable. Dad, Mom and Bro have a different agenda.
The vegabonds will be as playable as the kids, I think.
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>>121
Besides, I was just saying that up til now he's been an NPC, not that he will forever remain an NPC.
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Inb4 "What blue pumpkin?"
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>>162
It's now a blue leaf
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>>165
BLUE LEAF NO!
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>>162
So the next few hundred updates are going to be fucking around with a new version of the inventory, again?
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>>167
AND HILARITY ENSUES.
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No. 190 ID: de913c

God knows I wish I could pull off the awesome that was Sepulchritude and Pax Probuliscum. PS went from simply awesome to God-Like at that point in my mind.

Also, this board ain't so bad, and both of those flashes had nice 8-bit themes. Downloads for those anywhere?
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>>190
http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/

Part 1 of the soundtrack. Part 2 will be coming sometime in the near eventually.
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>>177
I think we confirmed we have a Lemon here in this character.

I mean MEMORY modus. Yea she'll be useless. She can't even do the Item Launch Attack like John can
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No. 205 ID: 6550ad

Well, at least she can choose between other 11 useless fetch modus.

Pictionary looks promising.
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>>205
I am confused and concerned as to how the Connect 4 modus would work.
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>>205
I guess she'd have to draw what she'd want.

Watch that she can't draw to save her life.
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WTF is with her shirt?
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>>209
Considering the world they're living in, this shouldn't really come as that much of a surprise.
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Is it me or is she in a complex akin to that of the Wayward Vagabond? I mean some of the tech is definitely giving that vibe.
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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF SHE'S A FURRY!
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>>234

No way man.

She just has a profound zeal for marvelous and fantastical FAUNA OF AN ANTHROPOMORPHOLOGICAL PERSUASION.
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>>235

Nah, she's totally a furry.
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>>234
You didn't see that coming?
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No. 320 ID: 9bbf0f

I actually like that. Every kid has one (maybe not that common) likeness defining their
character.

John -> bad movies
Rose -> cthulhu-esque
Dave -> rap and net-culture
Jade -> apparently furries and gardening?

Also, without knowing all that much of her yet - what will her kernelsprite be? I call it's that pet+...something.
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>>320

We haven't seen enough oh his house yet. All the other kids have a tutor with some weird and creppy hobby flooding the house, that, if it follows John's pattern, ends up being part of the Kernelsprite.

John -> clowns
Rose -> Wizards
Dave -> Puppets
Jade -> ?

PS: Fuck yeah, Strife Specibi Sniperkind. Now we're talking!
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No. 332 ID: 7eda8b

>>325
But we saw a glimpse of Dave's kernelsprite. It was the dead bird with a sword through it.
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No. 335 ID: 6550ad

>>332

The kernelsprite has to be combined with two... "things".

John's was combined with the harlequin doll his father bought to him and the ashes oh her grandma.

So Dave's kernelsprite would be combined with the dead crow and something else. And my money is on the puppets.
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No. 338 ID: 7eda8b

On second thought, the only thing in common between the two kernelsprites we saw so far (or was there a glimpse of a third?) was that they had elements of something dead in them. Nana and the bird. Rose's dead pet cat has been sitting right next to her lappy, so that's a strong possibility for hers.

>>335
>So Dave's kernelsprite would be combined with the dead crow and something else. And my money is on the puppets.
Wouldn't the sword be thing number two?

Puppet is a strong contender, but that would be pretty terrible for Dave at this point.
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>>338

The bird is currently impaled upon a sword. On one hand it is likely to be prototyped as-is. ON the other hand, though, it was a fully-formed floating entity whereas the single-prototype kernelsprite was basically a floating icon.

Perhaps the prototyping for dave's will count the crow and sword as simultaneous prototypes?
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>>325
Riflekind confirmed for Homestuck. Woot. :D
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>>357
And the strangeness of the shirt is explained.

Anyone taking bets her grandfather developed SBURB or something since that house is so much like the complex that WV was in. I mean we got teleporters and those flowers are VERY odd looking.
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>>358

Yeah, I didn't notice at first the shape of the flowers. When someone pointed it out I went FFFFFFFFFF
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I'm worried that to use our rifle we'd have to use Memory Modus again...
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Oh, wow...

Andrew just put on his cool face.
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>>371
Jade status: DANGEROUSLY FURRY
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No. 373 ID: 4bb122

>>371

And dozens of idiots raged.
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No. 374 ID: 7d87d9

>>371
Well she's a little girl and they tend to be able to get away with this stuff.

Also Its not as bad as puppet ass EVERYWHERE.
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No. 380 ID: 35cea2

>>373

It's Hussie's brand of irony, I know. But his forum fans (Read: People who post the suggestions) seem to love it, and it annoys some people.
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Also Memory Modus has reared its stupidity already!
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Also was anyone else disappointed with NO MUSIC with the last two flash animations?
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>>411

Yeah, kinda. Jade's VR workspace deserved a theme.

But it's true that all the music is being donated by authors, with little to no profitable outcome. So I guess he can't ask them to put music to every screen, as we all would wish.

Also, Dave confirmed for furry too.
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>>415
Nothing has alarmed me as much in this latest sequence as Dave's rambling there. I know he's just being so ironic that we can't understand, but good god.
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>>411

Today, we see why there wasn't any music with the recent updates: they were saving it all for this one.
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Andrew's being all Ironic and stuff now
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>Last update
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>>917
Why couldn't we see more...

I know he's being all ironic... Or is she having access akin to WV just in the present
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No. 933 ID: f4963f

Hahaha, poor John.

See, stuff like this is why Homestuck is just epic.
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>>933
>See, stuff like this is why Homestuck is just epic.

Because you get to see an adolescent getting his ass handed to him by two big mean assholes?

You sadist.
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No. 936 ID: 6550ad

I was expecting a new remix of "Showtime" for the ogre battle. But a remix of "Harlequin" if fine too.
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So... is GG sending advice to John or is it WV?

Or both...
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Harleboss is my favorite theme so far.
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>Nov 18 Update
Andrew Hussie comfirmed for badass.
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>>1227
Its amazing how far he has gone in 4 years, really.
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No. 1230 ID: 9ded94

I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE STAIRS BRO

That's like six levels of irony I can perceive. And there are probably still several hidden layers us mortals could ever find.
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>>1230
Am I the only one who thinks that levels of irony is pretty much pointless? There either is or is not irony, and that is about it.
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No. 1232 ID: 7eda8b

>Am I the only one who thinks that levels of irony is pretty much pointless?
YES
GET OUT
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Can't abscond, bro!
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No. 1235 ID: 7eda8b

The whole Faceless Authority Figures thing is pretty weird.
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No. 1236 ID: 7d87d9

>>1235
All the NPCs have been faceless.

And whats the deal with Dave's bro... I mean I thought you weren't supposed to deal with that kinda stuff until you installed Spurb.
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>>1236
Have there been any NPCs other than the faceless authority figures?
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No. 1238 ID: f4963f

>>1235
The whole Faceless Authority Figures thing is AWESOME. God I can't wait to see Jade's grandfather.

>>1234
save'd.
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>>1238
He's the key to the entire Spurb Disaster. Everything we've seen of her house is screaming that this is the core of event.
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No. 1241 ID: 1717ee

From what we have seen so far it will take one hell of a monster to take down Daves bro.
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>>1241
You know it makes me wonder... did John's Dad willingly get taken?

His speeches about Manhood seem to come from an intelligent, yet strong person (He also inferred that it's normal to be strong enough to lift a damn safe). Which means that Dad is the Magnificent Bastard of the group, leading his enemies in a strong sense of security and wiping them out.
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>>1237

John's grandma.

P.S. Hoo hoo!
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>>1243
She's still faceless.
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>>1245
He's right, though. I figured it was just the four faceless authority figures, because I forgot about her.

Then again, she's a Kernelsprite. That might not count.
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No. 1252 ID: ecbaad

They're not entirely faceless: each one has a single facial feature. Bro has glasses, Dad has a nose, Mother has lips. I expect Granddad will have a giant big game hunter mustache or bushy eyebrows or something.

This trend makes Nanna unusual, as she had two facial features from the beginning - in her framed photo, she had a mouth and glasses. Since being sprite'dd, she has more.
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>>1252
It's likely because she's important. A key player, as it were. I doubt that the letter from her in the unabridged copy of Sassacre's from the safe was a last minute addition.
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HOLY
FUCKING
GODDAMN
SHIT
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>>1299
That was a pretty badass update.
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No. 1304 ID: 7d87d9

Dave vs John.

Who wins now?
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No. 1308 ID: e3f578

John would win now with that badass hammer. Gee, I wonder what kind of awesome sword we can make combining things?
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No. 1328 ID: ab2767

So... what happens when the Alchemiter levels up?
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1380

What the fuck...!?

I mean... what? Either this is a really uncanny coincidence, or shit just went so meta it blows my mind.
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No. 1384 ID: 9ded94

>>1380
Dude, have you seen the artwork of this guy? It's fucking awesome. There are no coincidences with his artwork.
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>>1384
he uses quite a lot of copypasta in his works so dont feel special
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I extracted this after it was mentioned and then forgot about it. I don't know you take it meep.
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No. 1492 ID: 7d87d9

what the hell DOESN'T Her grandfather collect...
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No. 1558 ID: 5ba271

That's a rather lackluster tune. Where's Guardian?
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No. 1568 ID: 6550ad

But...but...

Grandpa ;_;

That was weird and kinda depressing at the same time.
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No. 1569 ID: 51d0f5

Man, and after all the lead-up he got. :(
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>>1569
Then... who's running the house?
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No. 1587 ID: bde1b8

>>1583
...Jade is.
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>>1587
This scares me... From all we've seen it looks as she's living in a MAJOR Spurb site just as Tentacle Therapist was located on.

But whats the reason for Dave having a large asteroid targeting his location?
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Man that Jaspers flash was depressing
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No. 1646 ID: 7d87d9

>>1645
But the thing is.... What made Jaspar so important to the whoever is/was operating the device
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No. 1654 ID: 51d0f5

Man, how about that two-headed, six eyed, two-limbed mutant and its creepy playing card double smile?

Also, easter egg from the jaspers flash: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=pony
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>>1646
The answer to that lies in the period of Jasper's disappearance, frustratingly blocked from the time review logs. Obviously he did something important that we'll undoubtedly find out about later.
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Most shocking twist yet.
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>>1686
Terrifying... so horrifying.

I mean shit man what did we deserve to see this
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No. 1689 ID: 632862

Serious Business is... serious business.
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No. 1691 ID: 778e29

... and then he uses a safe as a projectile weapon. Clearly, the business in which this businessman is employed is the Business of Kicking Ass.

AND SHARES ARE UP THIS QUARTER.
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No. 1692 ID: 7d87d9

>>1380
Looks like he used that joke today.

>>1691
HELL YEA!
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>>1691
I laughed so hard. You sir, are a genius.
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Fiesta Ace Dick vs John's Dad in arm wrestling. Who wins?
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>>1710
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>>1710
FAD. Because Fiesta Ace Dick is the toughest thing in EVER.
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No. 1717 ID: 51d0f5

>>1716
FAD was the strongest, not necessarily the toughest.

Toughest clearly goes to Demonhead Mobster Kingpin. Took half the goddamn series to put down.
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>>1717
Right, sorry.

The point is FAD wins at arm wrasslin.
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>>1718
But does he win at pastries?
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>>1724
Weddings? Arson? Art? Irony?
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>>1724
Only Churros, and then he gets angry at the implied racism and destroys everything.

So he loses at pastries, yes.
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Cool dog
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No. 1745 ID: 6550ad

Best dog ever.
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1747

What in the goddamn is going on with this crazy island.
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No. 1748 ID: f68a75

>>1747
Its probably the birthplace of Spurb. Or a place where a lot of SCIENCE! has gone on. And the dog is a result of SCIENCE!
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No. 1750 ID: 51d0f5

Some Exaltedy Doctor Doom science, yeah. I guess he's displaying the same kind of crazy spatial/temporal warping that the SBURB tech uses.

And here I thought Dave's Brother's speed was imba. The dog is absolutely nuts. And, as has been discussed, John's Dad has his own powerset.

I wonder what Rose's Mom can do.
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>>1750
She's the only one who's not gotten a lot of background done on. I mean Jasper's has a lot of info and seems to be vital.
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No. 1858 ID: 7d87d9

Looks like Rose's mom was working on Spurb related projects too... Who hasn't been in contact with the project? I mean John's dad's company might have funded Spurb...
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No. 1881 ID: 171e7b

Is it just me, or is there a theme of the Guardians not being what they appear to be? Dad had a reveal as a SRS businessman, Jade's Grandad was built up to be one but he's actually dead and her dog is the guardian, and there are hints with the other two that they're not actually as ironic as their child sees them as being.
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No. 1882 ID: 7d87d9

Holy shit... what the hell is THAT?!
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No. 1883 ID: f4963f

>>1881
I'm pretty sure that it's going to turn out that the Mother was not (at least initially) as passive-aggressive as she's seen by Rose (who's probably projecting some), and that Dave's brother isn't quite as cool as he thinks he is.

Also, what's with the robot? I thought it was CarcoGenesist for a moment. Jade's house gets weirder and weirder.
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No. 1884 ID: 7d87d9

>>1883
Who says its his brother (at least any more)?
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No. 1890 ID: 6550ad

>Last update

D:

D:

D:
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No. 1891 ID: 4553b2

>>1890
Lets just repost this every time MSPA updates.
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No. 1898 ID: 8213d8

>>1883
Rose does have a history of projecting. Remember her response to the present John sent her? The knitting thing. She assumed that it was a slight.
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1923

I thought I should leave this here.
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>>1923
NO JUST NO!
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AR looks awesome
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>>1923
That is AWESOME. You win an internet for posting this. Whoever drew it wins an internet as well.
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No. 1938 ID: 43d730

>>1933
No one's going to do the DO NOT OPEN gag?
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No. 1944 ID: 099247

So Jade is part of the gold city in opposition to the dudes who have 'kidnapped' Johns dad. Fuck i don't even know what to make of the latest update.
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No. 1945 ID: 7d87d9

>>1944
We don't really know.
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>>1944
I assume they would be the forces of light.

I'm beginning to suspect that Jade's story will be quite different from the other three kids.
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No. 1950 ID: 7d87d9

So is Jade Railroading the future cast or is she just lucky with guessing.

Or does she have the same thing that Rose ran into but without the time lock issue
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1952

So far all the weird things Jade is able to do can be explained by SCIENCE. I think that the whole clairvoyance thing will have a "reasonable" explanation too.

Also, for no reason, I'll just post sum awesome fanart I found.
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No. 1953 ID: 9ded94

Ohh, love is in the air...!

So are bullets.
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No. 1954 ID: f4963f

>>1950
Is it funny that I'm more surprised about the 'Ms. Mail Lady' thing than about the actual 'Jade writing notes into the future' thing?

I always assumed the Peregrine Mendicant was a guy. For that matter, I had assumed earlier that the Wayward Vagabond was a lady.

I'm amused to be wrong on (apparently) both counts.
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No. 1955 ID: fce6fd

So black = male, white = female? I dunno.
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>>1955

We don't know yet. For what we know, AR might even be female.

Pic related.
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>>1955
>>1956
No, see, blacks are from the Dark World, whites are from the Light World. Dream-Jade has just met the past version of PM, for instance. See image.

Anyway, WV and PM will get together and produce a child, that will unite the two warring kingdoms in a new era of prosperity and peace.
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No. 1958 ID: 83a776

>>1957

But... no. That would make WV an imp, and we know he's not an imp.
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>>1958

Imp is the name Nanna uses to reffer to them. It doesn't mean that's how they call themselves.
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>>1959

Imps are made of oil. WV is not. They have different teeth and eyes, as well. Not the same species.

Ah reckon.
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No. 1970 ID: 697b23

By now I just feel like Andrew should just get to the damn point already. This thing feels like it's dragging something fierce.
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No. 1971 ID: 632862

Hey, we know that the imps got clownsuited when John entered the whatever, so maybe WV's the resulting form after either everyone's in, or after everyone's done doing whatever it is they're doing?
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1972

>>1971

In the future, WV, PM and AR seems like they're dressed with rags, towels, police cordon...

I think that by then everything's gone to hell, post-apocalyptia and all, and all the Sburb thing has been forgotten and all that it's left is the struggle to survive.

And mail.

Also dumping some moar fanart.
>>
No. 1976 ID: 277821

YES
>>
No. 1977 ID: 697b23

>>1972
WIN
>>
No. 1978 ID: 277821

Man, John is getting pimped out here.
>>
No. 1979 ID: 9ded94

Sure was an expensive painting.
>>
No. 1980 ID: f4963f

Awesome hammer is awesome. John better smash some shit up with awesome hammer.
>>
No. 1992 ID: 6550ad
File 126156636358.gif - (158.47KB , 650x650 , sweet_loot.gif )
1992

Talk about overpowered.
>>
No. 1993 ID: 7d87d9

Remember when Problem Sleuth started to get the characters incredibly powerful? Guess who showed up...

Also wait for CRAZY PUZZLE SHIT that will mean all those cool weapons won't help at all
>>
No. 2008 ID: c1b520

Wrinklefucker looked like an axe first time I saw it... then I saw they were irons. There were no survivors.
>>
No. 2014 ID: 7d87d9

Well Dave is doomed.
>>
No. 2119 ID: 277821

Jesus Christ Dave, that was brutal.
>>
No. 2146 ID: fa7b85

Jade's story is really a mindfuck...
>>
No. 2181 ID: 3297aa
File 12630859448.jpg - (32.11KB , 469x428 , coolface.jpg )
2181

Since Dave has lost his katana, who would join me in conspiring to equip him with a masterwork bastard sword?
>>
No. 2237 ID: 9ded94

Holy fucking shit.
>>
No. 2238 ID: b1788f

That was fucking awesome.
>>
No. 2239 ID: 2cbe3e

Yeah that was the best flash yet, I think.
>>
No. 2240 ID: fa7b85

Did you see one of the Items John picked up during the brawling to the peak? Looks a bit Hard Boiled
>>
No. 2241 ID: 0f4cff

>>2240
But the Cosbytop was lost!

I just about shat my pants when I watched that flash this morning. Amazing shit. I then promptly went and bought all the Homestuck music, and have been working to it.
>>
No. 2242 ID: bde1b8

The cosbytop is less useful than JOHN'S DAD'S HAT.
>>
No. 2245 ID: fa7b85

>>2242
We could always get another Cosbyputer built. We got more materials than we need. Also IRONFUCKER RAMPAGE!
>>
No. 2247 ID: 0f4cff

>>2245
That's WRINKLEFUCKER you swine
>>
No. 2249 ID: fa7b85

Either way its the most badass thing we fucking got!
>>
No. 2263 ID: 04eff9

THEORY: Hypothesis in the MSPA forums is that each kid gets their own "world" as represented by WV's wall scrawlings; John got the "oil world", as shown by his enemies and the kind of grist-stuff he got (it's all based on oil derivatives).

So my theory is that Jade doesn't get a special world, or rather, that her world is earth; she later somehow prototypes the sprite she just found with a mummy, and that explains why WV and his two "co-players" dress in wrapped bandages.
>>
No. 2269 ID: 3297aa
File 126359012944.png - (12.64KB , 769x301 , holyshit.png )
2269

This was my reaction to the latest flash. Also, CTHULU CAT is superior kernelsprite.
>>
No. 2273 ID: 3d8dc7

>>2269

Depends on whether he/she/it/misc can talk. It's possible Jaspers' ability to speak was all in Rose's head, seeing as she thought he was talking when he was dead.

Also he was a cat.
>>
No. 2727 ID: fa7b85

What the hell is with the Felts anyhow? Are they all time travelers or something?
>>
No. 2730 ID: 6c4eda

>>2727

They all seem to have some sort of time-related power, at least.
>>
No. 2741 ID: fa7b85

>>2730
Since we know that the Midnight Crew thing is an interlude you must wonder what is Andrew planning...
>>
No. 2807 ID: a85626
File 126484004374.gif - (61.81KB , 650x450 , 01274.gif )
2807

>>2741

>> Since we know that the Midnight Crew thing is an interlude you must wonder what is Andrew planning...

>> we know the Midnight Crew thing is an interlude

Ha ha Internets.
>>
No. 2808 ID: 6550ad

>>2807

I just don't fucking know anymore...

GJ, Andrew, because the plot wasn't convoluted enough already, let's bring on the time travel shenanigans.
>>
No. 2809 ID: cfad4e

Nothing makes sense anymore.
>>
No. 2813 ID: f44349
File 126488974587.gif - (144.08KB , 650x450 , Itishiseye.gif )
2813

Something about this picture is different than it was before.
>>
No. 2817 ID: f0e7e3
File 126490417427.png - (7.00KB , 345x491 , progress.png )
2817

Both Peregrine Mendicant and Snowman have had big bumps in popularity when they were revealed to be female.

We should call it the "Daisy Effect".
>>
No. 2819 ID: 126d08

>>2817
I second this motion.
>>
No. 2823 ID: 6550ad
File 12650344897.jpg - (385.12KB , 1000x1324 , gurpsmcjpg.jpg )
2823

I would play.
>>
No. 2825 ID: f68a75

>>2813
you sure you didn't edit that???

Else... Oh boy...
>>
No. 2826 ID: f68a75

>>2825
I just checked.... Let it be said that I just shat a brick
>>
No. 2827 ID: 3297aa

I knew it. This interlude has officially gone MIND-BLOWINGLY META.
>>
No. 2828 ID: fa7b85

>>2827
Well with that Voodoo doll if you pull enough pins or insert them in the right order you might get to Homestuck.
>>
No. 2838 ID: 6550ad

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y25/Agrajag42/mspa/MC-timeline-page1.png

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y25/Agrajag42/mspa/MC-timeline-page2.png

http://sites.google.com/site/kainsirusque/homepage/vmap_p.PNG

God fucking dammnit.
>>
No. 2840 ID: f68a75

at least its not as confusing as some of the PS charts
>>
No. 2848 ID: f44349

>>2838
Oh good.
A timeline should make this easier to sort out.
And by 'easier to sort out' I of course mean mind-meltingly impossible to comprehend.
>>
No. 2852 ID: 126d08

>>2848
Really, it makes more sense just reading through it. Trying to organize it only ends up with more chaos.
>>
No. 2918 ID: 8cbeef
File 126561036540.gif - (93.90KB , 650x450 , 01334_1.gif )
2918

well fuck
>>
No. 2924 ID: fa7b85

Barcode Tattoo on arm.
WV's Pattern
Act3 Finally loading screen.

All the same
>>
No. 3035 ID: 6550ad
File 126575396143.gif - (17.69KB , 650x450 , Urp.gif )
3035

What the fuuuuuuuu-
>>
No. 3037 ID: fa7b85

Well remember Midnight Crew is in another universe. Pull the right pins and well we get this outcome. Perhaps a BADEND of Homestuck.
>>
No. 3038 ID: 277821

woah
>>
No. 3039 ID: 6550ad

>>3035

I realized that this must be one of the pesterchum trolls.
>>
No. 3040 ID: fa7b85

Well the Imps have certainly changed now.
>>
No. 3074 ID: fa7b85

Pretty sure we can declare Dave dead because he's got the narcoleptic one driving.
>>
No. 3241 ID: 277821

wat
>>
No. 3242 ID: 6550ad

Fucking time travel.
>>
No. 3246 ID: 6550ad
File 126701268533.jpg - (279.97KB , 800x734 , clevergirl.jpg )
3246

I found this and I think it's awesome, so I post it.
>>
No. 3248 ID: fa7b85

Holyshit things just got crazy
>>
No. 3350 ID: c1b520

I don't know what you guys are talkin bout, this thing seems pretty straight forward. I'm following it fine.
>>
No. 3356 ID: b1788f
File 126752980619.jpg - (328.40KB , 590x640 , and_make_believe_with_you.jpg )
3356

PIC RELATED.

TO EVERYTHING.
>>
No. 3363 ID: eb6d46

HAY GAIZ I THINK ANDREW IS SUBTLY HINTING THAT THE TROLLS ARE BECOMING PLOT RELEVANT
>>
No. 3378 ID: f0e7e3

>>3363
Sir, I find the insinuation that anything Andrew does -isn't- plot relevant to be completely absurd!
>>
No. 3381 ID: 277821

What's up with the queens' limbs?
>>
No. 3382 ID: 6550ad

>>3381

You mean her missing arm?

My guess is that it's something that happened in the past. I think that Spades Slick got revenge on her, cutting the same arm she pulled out from him.
>>
No. 3383 ID: f68a75

>>3382
Well look at the imps. Now you got Cthulu imps AND female imps running around in instead of just the jester/clowns that John faced. Everytime one of the players get in well it looks like the game changes
>>
No. 3393 ID: 601a90

her arm is missing because maimed harlequin had a missing arm.
>>
No. 3398 ID: 277821

Oh boy, this is gonna be good
>>
No. 3400 ID: eb6d46

dude, that means that bird ninja imps!

fuck year, dave!
>>
No. 3404 ID: 6550ad

Oh, dear. The queen isn't going to enjoy having feathers and a sword stuck in her chest, then.
>>
No. 3405 ID: 277821

>Suggestion Boxes are locked until 4/13

OH SHI-
>>
No. 3755 ID: 277821

GODDAMN TIME TRAVEL
>>
No. 3765 ID: 277821

WAT
>>
No. 3853 ID: 1ac39d

oh god, the 4/13 update is off all the hooks that have or ever will exist.
>>
No. 3854 ID: 277821

>>3853
Don't lose your head too soon, there's going to be another whammy.
>>
No. 3855 ID: 1ac39d

i don't know man, if andrew makes something crazier then that, i think the internet will break or something.
>>
No. 3857 ID: 3297aa
File 12711851562.jpg - (50.44KB , 431x300 , headasplode.jpg )
3857

>>3854
Bracing for impact.
>>
No. 3859 ID: 277821
Audio EddieMorton-ImaMemberoftheMidnightCrew1909a.mp3 - (2.46MB )
3859

Relevant to today's update
>>
No. 3860 ID: e3f578

Guys, holy shit the fuck-up is Jade's present getting to Derse and doing this thing.

Also it's a Bec puppy. It's gotta be.
>>
No. 3874 ID: c5bc5a
Audio 13_Black.mp3 - (5.62MB , 13 Black.mp3 )
3874

A fantastic song. I suggest buying the album - Homestuck Volume 4 is easily the best yet.
>>
No. 3875 ID: 1ac39d

>>3874
man, with that image it was official that the midnight crew was not just an interlude of silliness but totally plot relevant.
>>
No. 3877 ID: 277821

OH GOD SO MANY WORDS AND YET I UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING NOW
>>
No. 3878 ID: 277821

Also, there needs to be more fanart. And rule 34
>>
No. 3881 ID: 6550ad
File 127136119222.jpg - (217.07KB , 515x762 , Black_Queenxjack_noir.jpg )
3881

>>3878

Like this?
>>
No. 3882 ID: 6550ad
File 127136130079.jpg - (120.10KB , 340x480 , 2q.jpg )
3882

Also this.
>>
No. 3884 ID: 277821

>>3882
Yeah, that'll do
>>
No. 3892 ID: 277821

Huh, so Cal is alive after all
>>
No. 3893 ID: 1ac39d

>>3892
or his dream self brought him to life by thinking he is alive really hard. like how dream jade grew a bunch of extra arms to play her bass. basically real dave thought Cal was alive so hard that it became the truth.
>>
No. 3898 ID: e3f578
File 127166050869.gif - (227.22KB , 650x753 , charles.gif )
3898

I want this book on my shelf.
>>
No. 3900 ID: fa7b85

>>3893
Dream Jade is the ROBOT remember.
>>
No. 3901 ID: 957aa8

>>3900
Dream Jade and Robot Jade basically are the same thing.
Jade can just interact with the world around her while asleep.
>>
No. 3908 ID: eb6d46

oh dicks, did you see that look rose gave dave?

if there is a time skip and they're married, I'm punching andrew hussie in the dick.
>>
No. 3909 ID: b1788f
File 127176536273.png - (278.22KB , 443x745 , Jaspers.png )
3909

>>3908

Hah, that would be lame, I doubt Andrew would pull something like that.


But anyways, I found that part (the yarn-tossing and the look she gave to Dave) cute.

And I couldn't stop giggling for a minute at what Dave has drawn on his walls.

Also Jaspers needs to appear more because he's the awesomest of all the kernelsprites. Pic related.
>>
No. 3910 ID: fa7b85

CHAOS DUNK!!!!
>>
No. 3915 ID: b8883a

Theory brought on by bunny:
They are all past versions of their own role models.
>>
No. 3918 ID: ad18ae

>>3915

Well, there is a theory that John and Jade are each others' grandparents, based mostly on teeth. I think that is a little silly, though.
>>
No. 3920 ID: 3297aa

>>3918
With all the temporal shenanigans going on, I could believe it.
>>
No. 3921 ID: 1ac39d

man, andrew had better draw a full timeline of this thing once it's over. of course, it still wont make any sense since it is chock full of ontological paradoxes. such as the meteor with the frog temple and bec in it only showed up because the kids started playing the game and releasing the meteors.
>>
No. 3927 ID: 3297aa

>>3921
>implying a timeline wouldn't be MORE confusing than reading the story
Remember those timelines for the MC interlude?
>>
No. 3928 ID: 1ac39d

>>3927
>of course, it still wont make any sense since it is chock full of ontological paradoxes.

i admitted it wouldn't make any sense, i just want one.
>>
No. 3939 ID: b1788f

I find awesome the fact that when Rose and Dave finally met each other in person, the first thing they've done is party up.
>>
No. 3963 ID: 277821

sweet hammer
>>
No. 3992 ID: 277821

BRACE FOR IMPACT
>>
No. 4004 ID: 1ac39d

GREAT, NOW MY BRAIN BROKE... AGAIN!
>>
No. 4005 ID: f44349
File 12723524193.gif - (124.09KB , 650x450 , 01773.gif )
4005

>>76
>But seriously what in the hell is going on in here.

This is an excellent question.
>>
No. 4009 ID: 3441fa

>>4005
If I were to hazard a guess, each side is making people out of the chess pieces via cloning vats, as shown. Meanwhile, John is riding a pony. Also they store data with giant tape reels.

This should be obvious, I would think.
>>
No. 4016 ID: 6550ad

>>4005

It's been mentioned before that the Agents are cloned via genetic engineering in the asteroids.

What is a surprise is that they are apparently cloned from chess pieces' DNA.

Also, CD has the best hat ever. And Jade confirmed for kickass.
>>
No. 4036 ID: 3441fa

>The best way to remind yourself about a ring is to wear it!
OH SHIT
>Next update
OH.... Oh shit?
>Next next update
....Oh, shit. Hahahaaa.
>>
No. 4040 ID: 277821

So apparently there's gonna be another flash before the big end-of-act one
>>
No. 4059 ID: 6550ad

:O
>>
No. 4060 ID: f82d85

Jesus fuck this flash kicked ass
>>
No. 4062 ID: 1ac39d

forget WV being an imp. he is problem slueth, with charisma out the WAZZOO.
>>
No. 4066 ID: 3297aa

>>4062
I do believe you mean PULCHRITUDE.
>>
No. 4071 ID: e6f4d4

Rose needs to try combining the ink with her hubtopband. It doesn't exactly fit in with her current outfit right now.
>>
No. 4089 ID: eb6d46

she needed to combine the salamander with the grimoire.

and then become the BBEG.
>>
No. 4149 ID: 6550ad

D:

Dave shouldn't be allowed to Alchemize stuff.
>>
No. 4156 ID: e3f578

>>4149
BLASPHEMY! DAVE'S CREATIVE MIGHT SHOULD NOT BE LIMITED! MORE MORE MORE!
>>
No. 4164 ID: 2cff42

Homestuck: The exciting adventure of instant messaging and inventory/resource management.
>>
No. 4165 ID: 1ac39d

rose is burning a book because old ones are communicating with her through her sewing needles... i'm scared for rose's mind.
>>
No. 4166 ID: 6550ad

>>4165

Don't forget that said book has nothing written but MEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOW from the first to the last page.

Which, according Rose, is genetic code.

Yap. Lookin' completely sane there, Rose!
>>
No. 4167 ID: 3441fa

>>4166
It doesn't say MEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOW. Look again.

The letters are arranged randomly. MEOWMOEWMWOEMOEWMEOMEOWMEOEMWOMEWOMEOW and such.
>>
No. 4172 ID: 3297aa

>>4166
It is a genetic code. The letters are arranged randomly and MEOW = GCAT.
>>
No. 4173 ID: e3f578

>>4172
>GCAT
Oh my god, Jaspers is a gangster!
>>
No. 4191 ID: 6550ad

>TT: But the gods were pretty emphatic about it.
>TT: Have you ever known them to be wrong?
>TG: i guess not
>TG: but they sort of freak me out
>TG: i mean listening to gross space mutants all day isnt my idea of an awesome time
>TG: especially the ones that sing oh god
>TT: Is that why you always kept the music turned up?


Shit is going lovecraftian by moments.
>>
No. 4215 ID: 3297aa

There hasn't been an update in two days. Bracing for epic flash.
>>
No. 4219 ID: 1ac39d

oh god.
they are clones. PARADOX clones! made by john!
>>
No. 4220 ID: e973f4

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
>>
No. 4221 ID: e973f4

>>4220
(read: WHAT)
>>
No. 4224 ID: 277821

Huh, so John and Jade might be related after all

Also: OW OW OW MY HEAD
>>
No. 4227 ID: 1ac39d
File 127435073488.png - (59.58KB , 200x500 , latestupdate2.png )
4227

perfect image for my feelings
>>
No. 4228 ID: 2fa60a

So THAT is how babby is formed.
>>
No. 4244 ID: c1b520
File 12744695161.gif - (17.32KB , 650x450 , 01902.gif )
4244

Row row fight the powah.

(first saw this while listening to Libra me from Hell... to say the least, it fits.)
>>
No. 4250 ID: 277821

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/movies/SBAHJthemovie1.html

MY EARS MY EARS OH GOD MY EARS THEY BURRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNN
>>
No. 4290 ID: eb6d46

manly tears were shed.
>>
No. 4299 ID: 3297aa

Oh man oh man the next flash is gonna be SWEEEEEET. Also, holy shit I think Rose coded Bec's DNA or something.
>>
No. 4598 ID: e3f578

it is the most beautiful thing i have ever seen, this flash
>>
No. 4603 ID: e4e060

I'm... so happy.
>>
No. 4604 ID: 1ac39d

so beautiful.
>>
No. 4617 ID: 6550ad

I lol'd.


So hard.
>>
No. 4798 ID: 0c9b6a

Poor aT

}:(((
>>
No. 5055 ID: 277821

...woah
>>
No. 5057 ID: 1177ca
File 12756485873.jpg - (19.30KB , 648x450 , Slayer.jpg )
5057

Look at him. Just... LOOK AT HIM.

What the fuck happened?! This was supposed to be fun and lighthearted, and then... then... what?!
>>
No. 5058 ID: 6550ad

Holy shit, that was awesome.

So... does this mean that Becquerel is evil? Or maybe it has some subroutine programmed in his DNA to betray Jade and the others in the worst moment? Or maybe Diamond Drogg has an agenda on his own...
>>
No. 5059 ID: f6140b

>>5058

I think Droog has plans for Becpup, but he'll get thwarted by Hass and the other two. He'll then send Bec back to hellmurder island, where he's already met him prior to coming to the medium.

Maybe even Becpup will go on a rampage or something, and stop when he smells his older future self on Hass?

aaargh time travel
>>
No. 5060 ID: 1ac39d

time travel is just... ugh!
>>
No. 5062 ID: 6550ad
File 127566684148.png - (71.39KB , 649x450 , shit is off the hook.png )
5062

So much shit happening, I had to watch it again to get more details.

Like, crap, Dream Jade died trying to save dream John :/


And pic related, Dave using the Unreal Air to get to the gate :D
>>
No. 5063 ID: 1ac39d

>>5062
man, i know that first unreal air he made is going to come back sometime and just do something crazy. everything in the universe is a chekov's gun EVERYTHING!
>>
No. 5065 ID: 6550ad
File 127566862740.gif - (89.02KB , 654x1388 , datass.gif )
5065

>>
No. 5171 ID: 277821

HOLY SHIT
>>
No. 5175 ID: a594b9
File 12761397965.png - (13.08KB , 650x450 , frame2.png )
5175

Bro is pretty awesome.
>>
No. 5176 ID: a594b9
File 127613981488.png - (20.06KB , 650x450 , frame.png )
5176

HEY GUYS LOOK IT'S A MEOWTEOR
>>
No. 5177 ID: c4c313
File 127614764568.gif - (31.69KB , 650x450 , 01961_1.gif )
5177

what is this I don't even
>>
No. 5186 ID: 1ac39d
File 127618083980.gif - (13.29KB , 650x450 , 01972_2.gif )
5186

... oh god.
>>
No. 5194 ID: 8bdb6a

I didn't realize dream selves could die independent of real selves. (And vice versa!)
>>
No. 5195 ID: e3f578
File 127622325349.gif - (28.57KB , 650x450 , aT.gif )
5195

aT revealed all the dream trolls selves are dead because of Jade's screw-up, followed by the best image ever
>>
No. 5196 ID: 7f44e4

>>5186
I died a little inside when I saw that.

):
>>
No. 5198 ID: 3297aa

>>5186
"family tradition"? Man, the Harley family has some fucked-up traditions.
>>
No. 5241 ID: f21281
Audio Homestuck_-_Descend.mp3 - (4.14MB , Homestuck - Descend.mp3 )
5241

Have some Descend.
>>
No. 5244 ID: 7ea95e
Audio 19_Nightlife_(Extended).mp3 - (5.97MB , 19 Nightlife (Extended).mp3 )
5244

And some Nightlife.
>>
No. 5252 ID: b53efc

homestuck vol. 5 is out
http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/album/homestuck-vol-5

It has quite a few tracks on it.
>>
No. 5253 ID: b53efc
File 127642412466.gif - (14.85KB , 650x450 , 01993.gif )
5253

oh yea also act 5 started
>>
No. 5254 ID: 277821

>>5252
>It has quite a few tracks on it.

Huge understatement, bub
>>
No. 5257 ID: e3f578

Pumpkin Cravings <3
>>
No. 5271 ID: 3297aa

Dammit, I just noticed Mutiny got removed from the soundtrack. Would any of you be so kind as to upload it?
>>
No. 5278 ID: b53efc
Audio 03_Mutiny.mp3 - (6.97MB , 03 Mutiny.mp3 )
5278

>>5271
>>
No. 5290 ID: 3297aa
File 127657895054.jpg - (275.17KB , 680x425 , basket of kitties.jpg )
5290

>>5278
Many thanks, bro! Here, have some kittens.
>>
No. 5297 ID: 6550ad
File 127660984254.gif - (69.84KB , 650x450 , 02011.gif )
5297

Andrew why
>>
No. 5313 ID: 3fec76

>>5297

You gotta remember: they're trolls.

Each one is based off a certain troll archetype. The angry troll, the disability excuse troll, the condescending troll, the incompetent troll, the hacker troll. And this, this is the inane subculture troll.

Hussie's said that he expects bad reactions, and that there's worse on the way.
>>
No. 5316 ID: 3297aa

WORSE? Emperor preserve us all if we're going to see something worse than THAT.
>>
No. 5318 ID: c1b520

>>5297
i LiKe ThIs GuY. He'S sO cHiLl... DuDe WhAt ThE fUcK aM i TyPiNg?
>>
No. 5325 ID: fc5f60

fucking miracles, how do they work?
>>
No. 5326 ID: 6550ad
File 12767629287.png - (99.73KB , 1024x640 , 2mxqx6s.png )
5326

>>5325
>>
No. 5327 ID: fc5f60
File 127681965120.gif - (20.72KB , 650x450 , gamzee.gif )
5327

MIRACLES EVERYWHERE
>>
No. 5335 ID: 9f875b

You are now aware that blindy's horns are caramel corn teeth
>>
No. 5337 ID: 6550ad
File 127687468944.jpg - (61.44KB , 284x400 , edwardtroll.jpg )
5337

>Hussie's said that he expects bad reactions, and that there's worse on the way.

>Emperor preserve us all if we're going to see something worse than THAT.

I'm fucking calling it.
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No. 5352 ID: b94e61

Guro/shock image troll is a possibility.
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No. 5361 ID: fc5f60

damn hussie for wasting our time with ALL of the past posts instead of just making the entire quest about Gamzee and his plucky troll friends!
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No. 5410 ID: 6550ad

I know that it would be crazy to recap the entire game of the trolls, it would take like another year.

Still, I feel kinda disappointed that we're rushing through it, they're so disfunctional, it would be really fun.

At least we could've seen Karkat's Strife. Showdown sounded like a cool song :/
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No. 5419 ID: f9f4d9
File 127726843620.gif - (82.56KB , 650x450 , 02074.gif )
5419

cat girl troll.
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No. 5443 ID: 6550ad
File 127733735756.png - (177.27KB , 700x950 , 1277289844789.png )
5443

>>5419

Ohgod she's so adorable.
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No. 5446 ID: f21281
File 127734379798.png - (256.29KB , 300x1500 , 1277338815296.png )
5446

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No. 5447 ID: 5d84fb

>>5446
where is awkwarderection.jpg when you need it?
>>
No. 5456 ID: badf27
File 127738067817.jpg - (90.00KB , 732x277 , aaaa fap.jpg )
5456

>>5447
does this work?
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No. 5457 ID: 6550ad
File 127738650460.png - (141.26KB , 560x630 , 1277335835783.png )
5457

I think that Andrew managed to achieve the Ultimate Shipping with this pair.
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No. 5459 ID: 67c611

>>5456
exactly
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No. 5464 ID: e3f578
File 127743740380.gif - (9.17KB , 650x450 , 02089_2.gif )
5464

He may be a juggalo but goddamn...
:_: I'm SAD. I'M SAD
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No. 5470 ID: f16b80

>>5464

I have no idea what's going on here.
>>
No. 5472 ID: 8bdb6a

>>5470
Monster kid's monster guardian died due to forces outside his control.
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No. 5477 ID: 3297aa

The demon mentioned in the latest update is Lord English. Search your feelings. You know it to be true.
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No. 5479 ID: 711ab4

>>5477
a demon that exists outside of spacetime? GENIUS!
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No. 5483 ID: fc5f60

FUCK THIS IS ENDING IN JACK AND LORD ENGLISH FIGHTING TO THE DEATH IT'S GOING TO BE RADICAL OH FUCK
>>
No. 5486 ID: e3f578

>>5483
Jack? Don't you mean Spades Slick? Jack is the other universe agent
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No. 5488 ID: 01e059

>>5486
actually, he was jack too. just after the end the troll's jack became spades slick and the kid's jack is becoming something..... worse.
and from what is being said you need at least 1 pre-entry prototype to win with more just making it harder but still winnable. if you don't enter with a prototyped sprite what does it infuse? raw power.
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No. 5489 ID: 3297aa

>>5483
Dawfags. We need drawfags NOW.
>>
No. 5502 ID: fc5f60

>>5486

lord english exists outside of time, this means that he may (andrew loves that word, 'may') go to the kids' session to fuck shit up, seeing as jack, at this point has tzeench'd it up, he would most likely be the only one who could defeat lord english. it seems pretty likely that this will be the progression of events.

then again, I have been wrong before.
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No. 5503 ID: fc5f60

>>5464

WHERE ARE YOUR MIRACLES NOW?!
>>
No. 5528 ID: 6550ad
File 127763312540.png - (253.37KB , 1300x900 , Aw shit.png )
5528

I'M SAD.
>>
No. 5529 ID: fc5f60

these trolls really suck at making me angry, I'm just feeling bad for them or understanding where they come from.

and that angers me.
>>
No. 5530 ID: fc5f60

>>5528

he seems too happy to be a troll, don't most trolls loathe themselves?
>>
No. 5542 ID: badf27

>>5528
Oh god that's terribly sad.

>>5530
I think only Karkat genuinely hates himself.
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No. 5544 ID: 6550ad

>>5542
I think that Karkat mostly hates everything and everybody, he's that kind of troll.

Sollux is the one that really loathes himself. He tries to hide it behind a cool guy attitude, but everybody can see how broken he is through it.
>>
No. 5549 ID: 277821
File 127768738280.gif - (16.81KB , 650x450 , 02108.gif )
5549

First it was Muppet Babies + Saw, NOW THIS?!?
>>
No. 5550 ID: fc5f60

I'm willing to bet that all of the trolls' problems stem directly from karkat being a faggot.
>>
No. 5559 ID: 6550ad

>>5549

HORSARONI YOU ARE THE BEST POKEMON EVER!
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No. 5562 ID: 2fa60a

>>5550
I'm willing to bet all of Homestuck's problems stem directly from it trying too hard to be cool.
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No. 5576 ID: fc5f60
File 127774607446.jpg - (69.07KB , 800x533 , Ilold.jpg )
5576

>>5562
>>
No. 5586 ID: 277821
File 127776996062.gif - (12.53KB , 650x450 , 02111.gif )
5586

what
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No. 5596 ID: 277821
File 127785887922.gif - (11.46KB , 650x450 , 02120.gif )
5596

OH GOD
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No. 5631 ID: 2d428e

>>5596
I'd consider that a successful troll.
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No. 5667 ID: c4c313
File 127822195985.gif - (215.46KB , 650x450 , 02154.gif )
5667

So I decided to check the update to Homestuck and HOLY CRAP
>>
No. 5668 ID: 3297aa

>>5667
Man, and I thought we humans had some weird drugs.
>>
No. 5683 ID: 479c7b

UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES DO YOU EAT THE MIND JELLY
>>
No. 5700 ID: c4c313
File 127839032645.gif - (7.67KB , 650x450 , OHNOOOO.gif )
5700

...Tinkerbull?
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No. 5701 ID: 3297aa

>>5700
DAMMIT ANDREW WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS. WHYYYYYYYY.
>>
No. 5703 ID: 4ca869

>>5701
simple, Andrew is the true troll. i can just see the smug bastard troll facing while reading his forums.
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No. 5711 ID: 8bdb6a

I don't understand how the code Karkat ran made all the lususes die. Is this clear, yet?
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No. 5721 ID: c4c313

>>5711

The code Karkat ran creates among other things a kernel sprite for them to prototype. The best thing to protoype the kernel with (apparantly you lose if you use anything else) is a dead lusus. Neither the game nor the kernel sprite kills lususes. Only the trolls' utter ineptness and possible malicious deliberation kills the lusus. It's just that those lususes (lusii?) are then coincidentally prime material for prototyping with.

On the other hand, the code Karkat ran is part of a larger program written in Ath~ by an unknown demon (quite possibly Lord English) under which all the trolls actions, ineptness, maliciousness, and coincidental killing of lususes is determined. To be precise, the entire universe the trolls live in was created for the purposes of destroying it to fulfill Lord English's unrevealed plans. So yes, you could say overall the "program" killed the lusus, but it didn't do so using anything in the code Karkat ran, because then the trolls could detect that something fishy was going on instead of just blindly attributing it to coincidence, leading to a system crash.

On the other hand, Andrew Hussie is the artist of this comic, and none of the suggestions he's received have involved killing the lusus, that I know of, so he's got to be the one killing 'em all.
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No. 5725 ID: e973f4

>>5721
The suggestion boxes are DEAAAAAAADD!!

(Except for naming stuff.)
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No. 5736 ID: e2d0a6
File 127847553347.gif - (21.24KB , 650x450 , 02176.gif )
5736

HOLY CRAP WHAT'S WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE!

>AG: Fly, Pupa!!!!!!!!
>AG: Flyyyyyyyy!
>AG: Hahahahahahahaha!
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No. 5740 ID: a594b9

Andrew trolled us so hard his server crashed!
>>
No. 5741 ID: e3f578

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16FdJrrAWSo
aT - The Tragic Theme
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No. 5743 ID: c4c313

>>5725

Check the forums if you care to. You can sit there suggesting until you turn blue, as long as posting is enabled.

>>5736

Let's just say I'm growing less and less concerned about the destruction of them and their entire world. ಠ_ಠ
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No. 5744 ID: e3f578

>>5743
Man, what the are you talking about, aT is made of nothing but lovability. Sure, he may believe in fairies and shit but he's just so fucking innocent.
>>
No. 5750 ID: e2d0a6

fuckin blue team breaks people's legs
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No. 5760 ID: c4c313

>>5744

Yes and as long as aG and the others are around aT's life will do nothing but slowly descend into a sort of living hell full of the pity he seems to wallow in. So I don't think it's such a bad idea to take them all out!
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No. 5765 ID: 6550ad

Yeah, but just wait some updates more and we'll see how Terezi goes blind because some other Blue Team asshole's fault.

And Karkat will be like:

CG: OWNED

Or something like that.
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No. 5776 ID: a6008c

>>5765
Didn't she start blind? She had that big introduction with the fake courtroom where she hung a puppet because she was blind.
>>
No. 5779 ID: 3297aa

>>5776
It will be a flashback, just like the one Tavros is having to show us how he became paralyzed.
>>
No. 5781 ID: e2d0a6

So wait...
Does this mean that they aren't really screwing up the game...
But that they're letting the Blue team win... somehow?

Still, we now know that blue are dicks, a fact which is likely to be important
>>
No. 5811 ID: e3f578

Oh god... cT's bedroom
>>
No. 5813 ID: 4f6e37

oh GOD
oh BLEEDING CHRIST
>>
No. 5814 ID: e3f578

the nature of the troll bullhorns on the "I AM STRONG" poster makes me question his opinion on Tavros
>>
No. 5981 ID: aa80cf

GODDAMMIT NEPETA YOU ARE SO KAWAII
TROLLED
TROOOLLLLLLLLLED
TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROLLLLLLLLLLED
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No. 6010 ID: fc5f60

so manly...
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No. 6062 ID: bf1e7e
File 127907738773.png - (133.48KB , 768x768 , demrobotarms.png )
6062

I'll just leave this here, then.
>>
No. 6064 ID: e3f578

>>5443
>>5446
>>6062
Man, who keeps drawing these things. They look like they're all made by the same person.
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No. 6065 ID: 3fe86a

>>6064
good chunk is by irrisorie
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/irrisorie/
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No. 6076 ID: bf1e7e

>>5721

It is astonishing how many things in this post are incorrect.

>The code Karkat ran creates among other things a kernel sprite for them to prototype.

The code Karkat ran has nothing to do with the Kernelsprites.

>The best thing to protoype the kernel with (apparantly you lose if you use anything else) is a dead lusus.

You do not lose for prototyping the kernelsprite with something that is not dead, that has never been stated. They just have a 'preference' for the deceased.

>On the other hand, the code Karkat ran is part of a larger program written in Ath~ by an unknown demon (quite possibly Lord English) under which all the trolls actions, ineptness, maliciousness, and coincidental killing of lususes is determined.

Sollux's ath code that Karkat ran is completely separate from the ath file that he pulled off of the outer ring server, and the sole function of that code is to pull Lord English into the world at its ending. He has simply traveled back in time and taken personal actions that will lead to the universe's eventual unmaking and his entry into the world.

>To be precise, the entire universe the trolls live in was created for the purposes of destroying it to fulfill Lord English's unrevealed plans.

No, Lord English found the universe and targeted it for predation, and once he was there traveled back in time to set into motion the events that would inevitably allow him to enter it.
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No. 6077 ID: bf1e7e

>>5488

>and from what is being said you need at least 1 pre-entry prototype to win with more just making it harder but still winnable.

Actually, it's that EVERY sprite needs a pre-entry prototyping to make the game winnable. Doing both prototypes pre-entry just makes it harder for you, though.
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No. 6078 ID: e3f578

>>6077
this confuses me again, does a pre-entry prototype make the sprite more powerful so that's how it makes the game winnable? I don't see how exactly when the sprite prototype gains or loses anything from the pre-entry while the monarchs only get anything from that. Is it that the forth prototype transforming Skaia into the forth shape is what's necessary for their success thus it only being possible if the sprite is prototyped once pre-entry (Trolls having twelve dimensions on skaia blows my mind a hell of a lot more)
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No. 6081 ID: bf1e7e

>>6078

Each important object within the realm of Skaia/Derse/Prospit has a number of orbs equal to the number of players inevitably within the game's player-loop. The castles, the combined moons of Prospit and Derse, and (and this is probably the most important) the scepters and rings carried by the monarchs.

All pre-entry prototypes empower one of each of these orbs. This is clearly seen by Rose's Orb containing both elements of jaspers and the squidprincess in its prototyping silhouette. In the future, we see the fully prototyped ring when WV pulls it out of his spear to return it to the white queen. The ring is glowing with power that it appears to be constantly emanating. In the present time, when only 3 of the orbs have been prototyped, the ring is mundane (and one of the four orbs on it is greyed out, rather than white).

In all likelihood, a fully prototyped ring/scepter (or possibly several) is necessary for successful completion of the game. As such, one pre-entry prototype (as the orbs are only empowered by pre-entry prototypes) is required for successful completion, but since further prototyping of the same sprite seems to have no effect on the rings, but empowers all of the monsters further, it only makes the game more difficult.
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No. 6090 ID: 54aa3e

>>6081
i think the question is why do you need to prototype the thing at all? what happens if you enter with 0 prototypings? most likely it would fill the enemies and monarchs with RAW imagination making them ungodly powerful.
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No. 6091 ID: e3f578

I hope Jade enters with 0 prototypes, so we can find out what happens. The human players are just going fuck all with the rules of the game now. The trolls did it the proper way I believe. At least that's what their previous conversations with the Homestuck gang imply I think.
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No. 6094 ID: 277821

>>6091
Aradia already fucked up the trolls' game by prototyping herself
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No. 6095 ID: a6008c

>>6091
The trolls fucked it up. They didn't get enough prototypes, and so, they lose in the end. Some of them will probably even die before we get to Homestuck time. If they'd won, then the game would not repeat. That's what victory is - breaking the cycle of apocalypse that is going on. And the trolls will not be the ones to do it.
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No. 6097 ID: 54aa3e

no, the trolls won the challenge. the planet was doomed from the start. all those trolls are still alive at the end.
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No. 6100 ID: a6008c

>>6097
Survival =/= victory. They didn't beat the game. They just played, and managed to not get annihilated.

At least, that is my theory. The end of Hivebent will tell us for sure.
>>
No. 6101 ID: e3f578

Fucking SGRUB, how does it work
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No. 6102 ID: a6e87d

actually we know the trolls failed cause the queen still exists in their line. She's become 8. The opponent of Slick

Which means the Homestuck kids were lied to (Trolls said their Jack helped kill the queen)

PLOT TWIST!?
>>
No. 6103 ID: e3f578

>>6102
No, they said Slick helped them EXILE the Queen, not kill her.
>>
No. 6104 ID: 54aa3e

>>6102
not kill, subdue.
>>
No. 6105 ID: a6e87d

but to win, you have to kill...
...
so they lost after all
>>
No. 6106 ID: e3f578

where in the hell does it say you have to kill the king/queen? You just gotta get the scepter and ring to win.

Something Homestuck Jack did fucked up the trolls if I recall correctly. Since Jade's initial fuck up gave him power and made all the trolls mad at the humans. It wasn't really much of their fault I'm pretty sure. The horrible fates that AA and TA allude to probably relate to Homestuck Jack or something.
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No. 6107 ID: 54aa3e

i also just remembered! slick is telling karkat what to do after he enters the medium!
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No. 6113 ID: bf1e7e

>>6091

>I hope Jade enters with 0 prototypes, so we can find out what happens.

I was hoping for this, but it will not happen. We have already seen the kids' future earth where the ring WV pulls out is fully prototyped.

>>6095

Given the time difference, it is possible that they are all dead (as we do not know troll lifespans or the time gap separating the two sessions). However, at the point where they are in the veil and harassing the kids all 12 trolls are still alive.

Or, well, active in Aradia's case.

>>6100

Aradia did say that their defeat would briefly masquerade as victory.

>>6106

>Something Homestuck Jack did fucked up the trolls if I recall correctly.

No, Homestuck Jack is what fucked up the game and made it 'unwinnable' for the kids. Jade creating 'the Rift' is what fucks up the trolls.

>>6107

>slick is telling karkat what to do after he enters the medium!

Yep, Karkat even mentions as much when he is expositioning to John.

And here's my newest pre-revelation theory:

Aradia is still around as a 'ghost' or whatever (despite being dead), and is still able to play the game, for one particular reason.

She was inevitably a player of the game, so her dream self was already on either Derse or Prospit. Just like a Dream Self can die and leave the regular self alive, Aradia's regular self died but her dream self did not.
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No. 6118 ID: e3f578

>I was hoping for this, but it will not happen. We have already seen the kids' future earth where the ring WV pulls out is fully prototyped.

While the ring was fully prototyped, whose to say when her kernalsprite splits into three pieces to power the Derse and Prospit spires as she enters that it isn't just a blank prototype. Thus making all prototypes after-entry instead of at least 1 pre-entry.
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No. 6128 ID: bf1e7e

>>6118

I am saying that that will not happen, because it will not. The necessity of a pre-entry prototype has already been established, and all of the pieces fit together. Trying to finagle a means to doubt it is just tilting at windmills.
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No. 6129 ID: 984a05

>>6128
... what? there is no NEED to prototype it before entry. you just do. she opens the thing get's the totem lathed, makes the item and enters the medium. no where does it say that prototyping needed to do that.
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No. 6130 ID: 525c12

>>6113

Well, according to Tavros, all the troll dream-selves died during their game. So that would mean that both "versions" of Aradia would be dead. But yet she's apparently still active in the timeline of the kids.

Maybe as a Kernelsprite? We haven't seen any of the troll kernelsprites around when the trolls are hidden behind the veil, trolling the kids.

Maybe ghosts aren't that uncommon in Alternia. It's a world with dragons, magic, mutants and mind powers anyways.

PS: Vriska is the hugest bitch of all.
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No. 6131 ID: bf1e7e

>>6129

There is if you want to be able to win the game.

Pay attention.
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No. 6132 ID: 9560c6

>>6131
and we already know the kids are royally screwed, what's one more nail in the coffin? so while you need to prototype to win, you don't need to if you are gonna lose.
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No. 6133 ID: bf1e7e

>>6132

Which ignores that we see that, in the future, we see that the ring is fully prototyped.
>>
No. 6142 ID: e3f578

>>6133
Okay, I'm not sure if there's just been some bad explaining on what we mean here or that you're just being skeptical on the fact that Jade is going to experiment with what happens with entering the medium with no pre-entry prototypes because it is necessary for some sort of succession (I still don't know HOW or WHY but pre-prototypes are somehow as beneficial to the players as well as transforming the king and queen as you have pointed out so yeah)

I think what we're trying to get across is that in this page http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002151, that when the kernalsprite splits into three pieces it will have no things prototyped to it instead of a Harlequin, Dead Crow, or Cthulhu Princess Jackspers, and will split anyway. A blank prototype if you will. It still lights up the final sphere in the ring and fully prototypes the Monarchs (Now just Jackspers), but it harbors no characteristics like the other three prototypes thanks to it being blank as Jade enters.

Simply put, a blank kernalsprite enters the final spire and fully prototypes the ring, still fitting in with what we saw when WV pulled out the fully powered ring for WQ in the timeline.
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No. 6179 ID: 98ce68

THEORY: Jade's pen pal is Earth's guardian, the Earth version of D c Scratch.
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No. 6186 ID: 277821

>>6179
That would be Bec
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No. 6191 ID: a41aaf

>>6186
Too obvious.
>>
No. 6192 ID: bf1e7e

>>6191

No, Bec is pretty clearly the Earth's first guardian.

It's so obvious because it's true.
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No. 6193 ID: c4c313
File 127942433219.gif - (22.06KB , 650x450 , 02268_2.gif )
6193

Dammit Andrew. Why are you making me feel sorry for all of them?
>>
No. 6197 ID: e3f578
File 127943150489.gif - (19.79KB , 650x450 , 02273.gif )
6197

jesus christ so much gore
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No. 6200 ID: 98ce68

>>6192

Do you mean, as the first guardian of the kids, or as the Guardian of the planet?

Because he was made by DD, remember? Unless DD is working for Lord English too, it doesn't make much sense.

>>6193

I still don't feel bad for Vriska. Bitch should die in a fire.
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No. 6203 ID: a594b9

>>6193
You're kidding, right? She's not likeable at all.
>>
No. 6204 ID: e973f4

>>6203
Yeah, pretty much all of the other eleven are at least kind of sympathetic, but Vriska appears to be some manner of sociopath.
>>
No. 6253 ID: 98ce68
File 127950293519.gif - (26.04KB , 400x400 , alternia_cover.gif )
6253

"Walls Covered in Blood" gave me sweet, sweet diabetes.
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No. 6256 ID: bf1e7e

>>6200

Where does it say that the First Guardian, as a title, is in any way related to Lord English's service? Alternia's First Guardian ALSO happens to be in the employ of (that is the term that was specifically used, 'in the employ of.' Not 'a creation of.') Lord English.

The First Guardian exists to ensure that a planet serves its destined purpose. Not necessarily Lord English's purpose for that planet. And if you believe that Lord English had a hand in Sburb/Sgrub/Set cetera, and that it is a tool to further his own ends, we reach another revelation.

The 'gods of the distant ring,' which are the Dersian equivalent of Skaia's clouds (Summary Canon, btw), attempted to lead Rose to destroy the notebook before Becquerel's creation. This would mean that it was in Lord English's grand design for earth to NOT gain a first guardian, as by all other meters (design, concept, graphical effects, near-omnipotence) Bec appears to be nothing short of a first guardian.

Jade even has a fucking magic cue ball.
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No. 6315 ID: c4c313

>>6204

>> Vriska appears to be some manner of sociopath.

It's like we're sisters!!
>>
No. 6319 ID: a594b9

Oh god what
>>
No. 6336 ID: bffa2a

So, is this rape? Romantic rape with roofies for the heart?
>>
No. 6358 ID: 8bdb6a

I'm not sure what's happening, and I'm not sure if Equius knows what's happening, but I know he's enjoying it.
>>
No. 6366 ID: a594b9

>>6336
She removed the heart (and by extension the chip) so that shouldn't be the cause.
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No. 6369 ID: 1ac37b

>>6366

The heart was removed but the "love" was in the blood already. That might be the cause.

Or maybe she went with it because it's been the only thing she's really felt since she died.

Or maybe she's fucking crazy.
>>
No. 6370 ID: 1177ca

Poor Sollux.
>>
No. 6379 ID: fc5f60

she and equius just wanted the taboo relationship that they are. simple as that.
>>
No. 6380 ID: bf1e7e

In before Equius tries to get Gamzee to tell him to break up with Robo-Aradia.
>>
No. 6406 ID: dad664

If anyone has the pesterChum app, I'm aberrantChronologist on it.
>>
No. 6407 ID: 4f6e37

garrulousPineapple
>>
No. 6412 ID: dad664

also FYI, if you use version 1.5 instead of 1.6, you can add the kids and trolls to your chumlist.

Some of the trolls are actually pretty good at imitating them.
>>
No. 6414 ID: e3f578

I hope in 1.7 the that Shimala guy and Armada undo that because it's fucking lame to restrict names at all. They ever give a reason why they did that?
>>
No. 6417 ID: dad664

>>6414
They didn't want people hogging the names.
>>
No. 6418 ID: e3f578

Hogging them? Like what kind of hog? Are we talking about the stockpiling, greedy kind of hog? Because that makes no sense if they're unusable in the first place. You can't hog something that isn't there.
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No. 6419 ID: e3f578
File 127992095488.png - (63.26KB , 320x318 , Yourridinthathog.png )
6419

disregard that message I'm an idiot. It's for sharing the canon names. I just couldn't comprehend someone sharing names so the concept of hog-prevention didn't get through to me.
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No. 6420 ID: 527bd9

Because I didn't have enough with IRC and AIM running at the same time.

Mine is propitiouslyVitriolic
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No. 6793 ID: 277821
File 128087913295.gif - (167.54KB , 650x450 , 02346.gif )
6793

Huh, I should have seen that coming.
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No. 6933 ID: 277821
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6933

oh HELL YES
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No. 6934 ID: 227f86

>>6933

About fucking time.

Someone still has to bitchslap Vriska, though.
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No. 6935 ID: 277821
File 128113355857.gif - (19.35KB , 650x450 , 02223.gif )
6935

>>6934
already happened
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No. 6940 ID: 9d50c7

MOBIUS
DOUBLE
REACH
AROUND
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No. 6957 ID: 277821
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6957

what is this i don't even
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No. 6958 ID: b38a8a

>>6957

Vriska is roleplaying.

If I were Tavros, I would fear for my life.
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No. 6969 ID: 55e935

Oh god she's fucking with him so badly. No matter who you think the best troll is, you have to admit she's the best at trolling.
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No. 6970 ID: 1062a1
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6970

... i don't know anymore.
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No. 6971 ID: 55e935

I think I get it. She's trying to truly lovehate Tavros to prove Karkat wrong, but can't get over what he said about her. She can't properly lovehate and just can't get into it.
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No. 6973 ID: b38a8a

>>6969

I dunno, I think that Vriska kinda crosses the line between "trolling" and "being psychotic". And I don't know how much of this is she purposely fucking with him, or just her deranged mind acting.
>>
No. 6982 ID: 55e935

Watch this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI

Now watch this.
http://www.bougan.com/InsanityEtc/Animations/doublerainbow.html
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No. 6984 ID: 283fa9
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6984

I linked this in IRC, and it's kinda old, but -I- just found it, damn it. :(
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No. 6985 ID: c4c313
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6985

Hussie nailed my reaction down to the eyebrow twitch.
>>
No. 6986 ID: bf1e7e

You are now manually aware of Kanaya's potential ulterior motive for getting Tavros his new legs.
>>
No. 6996 ID: fc5f60

>>6986

does it involve chainsaws? IS it chainsaws?! I bet it's chainsaws!
>>
No. 7029 ID: 8f63ab
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7029

TROLL SEX IS SCARY OH GOD.
>>
No. 7030 ID: 805b7e

>>7029
yeah...

how tough do you think the drone is? it supposedly can slay you instantly, and unless almost all trolls on the planet are like karkat and the ones with powers is rare the thing must be a beast.
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No. 7031 ID: e3f578

>>7029
I ponder if a drone is natively an underwater creature and is one of the two remaining kid's lusus. Unlikely, but you don't have something that big and intimidating in a story without implementing it somehow.
>>
No. 7032 ID: b3f237

>>7031
well kananya had a mother grub for a lusus, so someone having a drone isn't that far fetched.
>>
No. 7035 ID: fc5f60

being an imperial dron must be a great job.

"jizz in this cup or I'll gut you"
>>
No. 7041 ID: 55e935

The drone being... you know, a DRONE... it's probably a robot made by the glorious Alternean empire to enforce a mandatory reproduction standard so that there are always masses of warriors for their galactic conquest.
>>
No. 7079 ID: fc5f60

wait, if you had an imperial drone as a lusus, what would you feed it?

...oh god.
>>
No. 7080 ID: 206401

>>7079
it would eat normal food, it only goes 'collecting' when it is breeding season. and you had BETTER jizz in it's buckets.
>>
No. 7107 ID: fc5f60

but seriously, a drone wouldn't make a good lusus, since the term itself implies a hivemind. a single drone would be near unable to think, much less help the trollkid survive.
>>
No. 7108 ID: e3f578

I still hope a drone does somehow appear in the arc aside from the explanation.

In recent news, it appears Eridan kill a royal blooded lusus. I would say it might have been his own but it turns out to be a darker hue. The whale could be CC's because I forgot her hue, but I also surmise that its lighter than that. Gamzee's is a goat sea thing so it seems like Eridan killed a random Troll kid's lusus, whose child is either already dead or going to be very soon thanks to the meteors.
>>
No. 7214 ID: 0c9433
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7214

Oh sweet Christ, Cthulhu Lustus

Also, am I the only one who finds the trolls to be rather...sad? I mean, their lives are pretty damn sucky even before the reality warping game showed up.

Especially with this song --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLMvAVyhm0c
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No. 7227 ID: 55e935

I think the drones are robots meant to enforce a mandatory reproduction rate for the Alternian empire's armies.
>>
No. 7250 ID: 446ab5
File 128229225118.gif - (48.84KB , 650x450 , 02470.gif )
7250

Oh snap!
>>
No. 7265 ID: 2c53c2

>>7214
The whole troll Act thus far has been wonderful, depressing, and fascinating. I like all the trolls- as characters, if not as people- and watching their trials and tragedies is pretty great. I find myself wishing that they weren't being subjected to a fast-forwarded storyline, and we could see their full tale play out rather than just seeing a few scenes and summaries of major events.

Also, troll romance is awesome.
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No. 7266 ID: 8bdb6a
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7266

>>7265
>Also, troll romance is awesome.
And important to the main plot, evidently.

Apparently, failing to properly diagnose Jack Noir is at least one reason why he went totally psycho in the Homestuck instance of Sburb. (Not that they even had the chance to try)
>>
No. 7285 ID: 93ebff

Theory: It's all a Troll romance movie, even the human parts.
>>
No. 7305 ID: 2c53c2

I know that this most recent sequence with AH is kind of silly, but I can't help but wonder if in some ingenious way he's somehow going to prove a critical component of the story's plot, as well. Everything in MSPA always ties together in such an effective fashion that I can't take this at face value.
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No. 7318 ID: 8bdb6a
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7318

>>7285
>>
No. 7349 ID: f35afd

Wait, people actually like the retarded troll romance shit? It is just an example of Hussy being autistic. I like the characters and the character interactions, and the Troll chapter in general, but the romance schema with the divisions in it is just dumb on top of double dumb. There is nothing funny or clever about it and it is pointless categorizing for categorizing sake. I think Hussy honestly believes he thought up something unique instead of just describing regular human relationships in a more strictly regimented and totally retarded way.
>>
No. 7351 ID: 416e10

Nope. He's being double triple pseudo ironic. You can't comprehend the hundreds of shades of irony being employed here, because I damn well can't either.

He is the best damn troll there ever was.
>>
No. 7356 ID: a41aaf

>>7349
>romance schema
>categorizing for categorizing sake
>just describing regular human relationships in a more strictly regimented and totally retarded way
Yes, this is totally serious and not intended to be humorous in any way.
>>
No. 7360 ID: 117dce

>>7356
>Yes, this is totally serious and not intended to be humorous in any way.

>>7349
>There is nothing funny or clever about it
>>
No. 7361 ID: 3ef9ad

>>7360
I find it downright hilarious.
... you know. In a... ironic kind of way.

Seriously, I thought we established all this when he introduced Dave.
>>
No. 7364 ID: 231806
File 128264188538.gif - (109.33KB , 650x450 , 02510.gif )
7364

BULL PENIS CANE

I love this little guy.
>>
No. 7365 ID: 0c9433

>>7364
Also, HAT FULL OF BOMB

FIST FULL OF PENIS

HEAD FULL OF EMPTY

is very humorous when said out of context. Just so you know
>>
No. 7366 ID: 81343b

>>7365
that was my most favorite part
>>
No. 7383 ID: 726120

So, we have 12 troll kids, but only 5 known exiles to "control" them. (the Midnight Crew and Snowball, AKA the Black queen).

Who do you think are going to be the other exiles? The Felt, with Lord English himself? Or someone completely new?
>>
No. 7393 ID: f44349
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7393

>Land of Little Cubes and Tea
>Land of Little Cubes and Tea
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No. 7394 ID: 97cb33

>>7393
hahahahahaha.
>>
No. 7415 ID: 283fa9

>>7393
Oh wow, I didn't see that.
>>
No. 7420 ID: 4f6386
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7420

>My face after listening to Squiddles album.
>>
No. 7452 ID: 1e3bf0

>>7393
I don't get it...
>>
No. 7453 ID: 10c20a

>>7452
take the first letter from all 6 words in the title of Nepeta's world
>>
No. 7462 ID: 1e3bf0

>>7453
oh....
My brain just died a little...
>>
No. 7465 ID: e3f578

I fucking love the memos
>>
No. 7467 ID: 754124

>>7465
Me too. Largely because they're long, so i get a lot all at once. They are very amusing in their own right, though.
>>
No. 7471 ID: ac4f0e

>>7393
>LoLCaT
Okay, I have to go back and look at what the other world names are now.

ALso, SQUIDDLES!~
>>
No. 7506 ID: dad664

>carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling gallowsCalibrator [GC]

>CG: <3

D'aaaaaaaaaw :3c
>>
No. 7514 ID: 754124

Oh, by the way

>GC: 1T W4S WH3N 1 GOT CLOS3 3NOUGH
>GC: TO SM3LL 1T UND3R YOUR SK1N
>GC: PL34S3 K4RK4T, DO NOT PR3T3ND TH4T YOU FORGOT 4BOUT OUR L1TTL3 MOM3NT
>CG: WHOA
>CG: YOU MEAN
>CG: DURING
>CG: FUCK.

They totally fucked! Woohoo!*
Or, you know, whatever other repulsive thing trolls do instead of sex.

*You can tell something is well-written when it triggers the generic frat boy impulse to give out high fives ad congratulations for sex in someone who normally lacks such urges.
>>
No. 7515 ID: 4f6386

>>7514

Dude, they're they're like 13 (In equivalent of Troll years).

She must be talking about somethin else. An intimate moment. But not THAT kind of moment.

Also yeah:

gallowsCalibrator [GC] ceased trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG]

carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased trolling gallowsCalibrator [GC]

carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling gallowsCalibrator [GC]

CG: <3

carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased trolling gallowsCalibrator [GC]


This was so cute it gave me a cuteness aneurysm.
>>
No. 7522 ID: c71597

>>7515
I have known some guys who started to get busy at 13. It's hardly unheard of. And who knows how it works for trolls.
>>
No. 7523 ID: 754124

>>7515
13 is sort of early to start with that sort of thing, but it's still well within the realm of normality.
>>
No. 7570 ID: fc5f60

trolls don't have sex, they 'donate' their seed.

they might have done something that has similar connotations to trolls, but most likely it was maybe a kiss.
>>
No. 7571 ID: 055f63

hell, who knows about their reproduction

As far as we know, kissing is their sex.
>>
No. 7611 ID: e3f578

FUCK YHERRRR BEAT DOWN

That is all.
>>
No. 7612 ID: ee8bca

OH SNAP!...
I'm not entirely sure what happened in the flash...
Someone lost an arm, and two trolls died...
i didn't get anything else out of it...
>>
No. 7613 ID: f35afd

The first part were flashbacks: Vreska's arm has been gone. It showed how she blinded whatserface.

The second bit was watserface II beating the shit out of Vreska, prolly for killing her.

There was a bunch of random other stuff too.
>>
No. 7614 ID: 754124

>>7612
Vriska was shown missing her arm and eye. This is the aftermath of the cue ball exploding. She does some sort of psychic thing involving taurus and Libra's lusus, causing Libra to go outside and become blind. Then we see trolls fighting assorted monsters. Then the guy with two eyes fights Aquarius, probably because he was jealous of the princess.

Then Vriska goes somewhere and fights Aries, and loses badly. Vriska dies and goes to the yellow planet, where Libra slaps her.
>>
No. 7616 ID: 5752b6

>>7614
That slap at the end made me laugh so hard.
>>
No. 7626 ID: dad664

Vriska mind controlled Tavros into using his Animal Communion powers to control Terezi's lusus, in turn controlling Terezi to go stare at Skaia/Alternias Sun, which blinded her.

Robo-Aradia kicked the shit out of Vriska as a sort of come-uppance for all the bullshit Vriska had pulled in the past (murdering trolls in their FLARP games then feeding the corpses to her lusus, crippling Tavros, and blinding Terezi). She only held back from delivering the final blow because Tavros was there.

Vriska isn't dead, she's just beat the hell up (as seen from the memo she replied to in the far-flung future). There's theories that Vriska secretly wanted some kind of retaliation for all the shit she's done. I dunno, troll romance sure is confusing.
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No. 7630 ID: 754124

>>7626
>Vriska isn't dead, she's just beat the hell up (as seen from the memo she replied to in the far-flung future).
Wait, how does replying to a memo in the future indicate that she didn't die? What text indicates she was never killed?
>>
No. 7631 ID: 56dc25

>>7630
If she was able to write in the memo from the future, at least one of her is still alive. Either her normal self or her dream self can die, but not both, or she wouldn't be around to write her reply.
>>
No. 7632 ID: 754124

>>7631
Yeah, and we know her dream self didn't die. It doesn't have anything to do with whether Aries killed her, though. In fact, the way she woke up as her dream self is more suggestive that she did die, as that's exactly what happened to Gemini.
>>
No. 7634 ID: e3f578

I still have no idea why Aradia doesn't have a dreamself in that big list picture. Did Sollux steal one of her lives or something or is it the fact she died outside the game for the first time?
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No. 7637 ID: 97cb33

>>7634
it's probably a combo of both.
also, idea.
Jade's sprite will be prototyped with Bec. suffusing the ring with the power of the first guardian and totally dicking up EVERYTHING.
>>
No. 7638 ID: 0e9c62

>>7637
Totally see Tavros getting REALLY pissed and managing to destroy Aradia in some ironic way considering his inability to use his legs.
>>
No. 7653 ID: bf1e7e

>>7637

>Jade's sprite will be prototyped with Bec. suffusing the ring with the power of the first guardian and totally dicking up EVERYTHING.

Welcome to months ago when Becquerel was first created.
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No. 7658 ID: dad664
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7658

Found this over on /ck/, interestingly enough.
>>
No. 7660 ID: 754124

>>7658
>/ck/
Well, you know what they do with blood over there.
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No. 7833 ID: 277821
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7833

well shit
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No. 7837 ID: 754124
File 128475538390.gif - (23.49KB , 650x450 , 02601.gif )
7837

Oh hey, Scorpio's eye is better.
>>
No. 7840 ID: 4aa717

>>7837

That's because it's her dream version, who didn't get the eye damage. Her arm is fine too (even if it can't be seen in the picture).

That probably means that Aradia actually killed her "normal" self.
>>
No. 7843 ID: 754124

>>7840
Indeed. No totally new information, but a solid confirmation of stuff that some found to be vague before.
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No. 7846 ID: e3f578

thing is that other dreams/normal selves died too, leaving only one life left for each troll (sans Aradia since she dead, sorta) according to Tavros. Which makes me really fucking curious how walkable dream tavros died. Probably the scratch killed those extra lives off, whatever self the troll wasn't currently using.

Also Kanaya's hair blocking Gamzee makes it look like he has a Mustache.
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No. 7859 ID: 277821
File 128484450610.gif - (82.23KB , 650x450 , 02623.gif )
7859

holy shit
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No. 7860 ID: bf1e7e

>>7859

This confirms that the kids are going to be responsible for the creation of the trolls' universe.

In yet another DOUBLE MOBIUS REACH AROUND. Hell, the universes are even Indicated as Red and Blue.
>>
No. 7861 ID: 754124

>>7860
Not necessarily. There could be other unrelated universes too. And the trolls had some large amount of constellations, not four.
>>
No. 7887 ID: bf1e7e

>>7861

You are also not taking into account that Hussie specifically uses callbacks and repetition whenever he can. This was mentioned in his Formspring Question Sessions.
>>
No. 7907 ID: 3297aa

Alright, someone farther up this thread said something about Karkat thinking John was his kismesis, I can't be bothered to find the post but HOLY FUCK IT JUST GOT CONFIRMED.
>>
No. 7908 ID: cebddc

So trolls made Homestuck universe (ours?)
and Homestuck made a scratch on the Hivestuck universe...
And Jack was suddenly able to cross dimensions and effectively fight the gods?

Cool stuff...
But that still makes trolls much more powerful.
>>
No. 7917 ID: 987386

Awwwww... Karkat's fallen in hate with John~

>>
No. 7918 ID: e3f578

>trolls made universe through SBURB/SGRUB, indicating that's how universes reproduce (thanks to Andrew's formspring)

And suddenly a tgchan session based on quest authors makes even more sense. There are universes EVERYWHERE
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No. 7921 ID: 0c9433
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7921

Karkat's got his red and black romances covered.

He's ready to fill them pails so to speak.
>>
No. 7933 ID: 754124

>>7921
Nobody is going to come, there is no empire anymore. And there are no mother grubs, so they couldn't work it out in some more natural way. The Troll species dies with this generation. Barring ass-pull, anyway.
>>
No. 7934 ID: e3f578

No, most of the trolls are well and fine. The home planet is in ruins, but they only housed young trolls. Adult trolls are off to war somewhere, and I imagine with their bigger empire that even if the queens and drones on Alternia are dead there might be a few other colony planets with such things. It's just that the troll race is going to experience some sort of culture shock with an entire generation and their home planet dead.

I'm not sure where I got this information, mixes of vague memories of troll culture descriptions a few months ago in Hivebent and some recent plunders into the wretched lair of the MSPA fora with hopes of loot and XP. I have seen the shipping carvings on the walls, the inane theories echoing through the void and the idiots foaming from the mouths in righteous fury, occasionally spouting nice information recorded in the wiki.
>>
No. 7935 ID: e3f578

Double trouble. The rest of the forum is fine though. Nice taste in webcomics and their banter on the bad ones is fun to read.
>>
No. 7938 ID: 754124

>>7934
I don't think there would be any hive mothers on other planets. It seems contradictory to their outlook.
>>
No. 7940 ID: 3297aa

>>7934
No, ALL trolls are dead. The cthulhu lusus did the glub thing that killed all the trolls in the galaxy. That's what killed notdream!Sollux.
>>
No. 7941 ID: bf1e7e

>>7934

None of that matters, though, because Feferi's lusus sent its glub on out. The highest grade of Glub was going to ripple across the universe and kill the entire troll race, and that is probably what happened when she died.
>>
No. 7943 ID: 008399

>>7933

Yeah, they're all dead. Chuthlu Lusus did it.
Just like humanity died in John & company's session.

That's actually something that SBURB does, it genocides the entire species of the session, giving only the chance to save themselves to the players.
>>
No. 7944 ID: e3f578

I fucking hate that lusus. What good did it ever do besides raising Feferi? At least spidermom wasn't exactly ALL that needy, and was nice to Vriska when she was injured.
>>
No. 7946 ID: bf1e7e

RE: Newest Update -

>OR TOOK A ROMANTIC HOT AIR BALLOON RIDE SUSPENDED IN A GODDAMN FILIAL PAIL TOGETHER

I guess we know what Karkat and Terezi's 'moment' was!
>>
No. 7947 ID: 0c9433

>>7943
But Kanaya still has the mother grub egg.

Their bucket filling society can still be restored!
>>
No. 7948 ID: 56dc25

This comic is ridiculously adorable. Really, it is.
>>
No. 7951 ID: f4963f

Oh my god, that conversation was brilliant.
>>
No. 7953 ID: 754124

>>7947
Oh. Cool!

>>7948
>>7951
Yep!
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No. 7954 ID: fd6d7e
File 128505019822.gif - (77.59KB , 650x450 , 02627.gif )
7954

See you soon! :)
>>
No. 7956 ID: e3f578

Why... why did he make cosbyphones/holograph projectors?
>>
No. 7957 ID: fc5f60

>>7956

because crosbyphones would be absurd.
>>
No. 7985 ID: f44349

>CAG: Do you guys realize you are sharing a key8oard and taking turns to argue with each other?
>CAG: That is kind of cute. ::::)
>CTA: yeah ii hate to 2ay iit, but iit really 2ort of ii2.
It really ii2- er, is.
>>
No. 7987 ID: 0c9433

>CAC: :33 < *the especially impurrtant pouncellor looks really serious and thoughtful as she scoots her chair out from under the official courty looking table and begins to pace around thoughtfurry
>begins to pace around thoughtfurry
>thoughtfurry

WHY MUST I HATE HER AND STILL FIND HER ADORABLE?
>>
No. 7994 ID: 0f736b

>>7987
Because Hussie is a master troll out to dismantle people's own distaste for things.

Rastin would be proud.
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No. 8000 ID: 56dc25
File 128520989070.gif - (23.77KB , 650x450 , 02634.gif )
8000

Vriska: Assume Power Stance!


...or at least, that's what I guessed was going on here. While laughing.
>>
No. 8005 ID: 0b7894

>>7954

That's the dream version of John. I just realized that. Something awesome will happen.
>>
No. 8009 ID: 5d5aec

>>8005
nope, vriska confirmed the programs can't lock onto dreams. if his real body dies then yes they can talk to dream self.
>>
No. 8015 ID: 754124

>Remember that both the kids' and the trolls' chum handles are needed to make the full set of ACGT combinations. They are not two unrelated groups of players as they first appeared, nor are their universes unrelated. Sollux's shades, the ~ATH code, etc help illustrate this, that they are bifurcated, interwoven realities.
Wait, what?
>>
No. 8019 ID: 56dc25

>>8015
What is unclear? I thought that was pretty understandable, really.
>>
No. 8021 ID: 754124

>>8019
I apparently missed a significant amount of correlation there.
>>
No. 8032 ID: 56dc25

>>8021
Oh. Yeah, MSPA does that to you sometimes.
>>
No. 8044 ID: cebddc
File 128544583363.gif - (7.47KB , 650x450 , 02659.gif )
8044

He done gone have a ring.

He can rule the world.
>>
No. 8045 ID: e3f578

>>8044
any bets he puts it on and actually goes and helps the kids before he goes and gets exiled, which means we get a SS/WV dueloff
>>
No. 8057 ID: 4307ff
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8057

>>8000

I AM SHADO, THE BRAIN-THIEF!
>>
No. 8088 ID: 754124

>>8044
>He done gone have a ring.
That is not a viable sentence in any dialect of English. Perhaps you meant "He done got his self a ring"?
>>
No. 8118 ID: f44349
File 128564520387.gif - (33.82KB , 650x650 , 02681.gif )
8118

>>76
>EB: i suddenly don't understand anything.
I think this line sums up all of Homestuck pretty well.
>>
No. 8414 ID: 0c9433
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8414

>>
No. 8429 ID: f4963f

>>8414
You pervert! Stick that on /questdis/ immediately!
>>
No. 8435 ID: 099247

>>8414
Jegus, what the fuck are you doing? Get that shit outta here.
>>
No. 8537 ID: fd6d7e
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8537

What do you know about the Green Sun?
>>
No. 8538 ID: a9bea6

looks like they managed to captchalouge a star in a giant card. i wonder what would happen if it's let out...
>>
No. 8552 ID: 3d74a8
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8552

stop being adorable i'm supposed to hate you
>>
No. 8553 ID: 127c1a

hahaha, she is so embarrassed about that ninth exclamation.
>>
No. 8554 ID: 754124

AG ♥ EB
>>
No. 8913 ID: 277821
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8913

HELL YES!!!
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No. 8916 ID: 277821
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8916

I know the artist for this did a turtle one, but I don't want to wade through the forums to find it. Does anyone have it?
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No. 8917 ID: 277821
File 128738878398.png - (90.31KB , 795x557 , LOLARturtle.png )
8917

Nevermind, found it!
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No. 8919 ID: 277821
File 128738906948.png - (58.20KB , 808x511 , SecretSorceress.png )
8919

Here, have a salamander too!
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No. 8920 ID: 277821
File 128738914649.png - (56.23KB , 563x539 , Crumplebonnet.png )
8920

>>8919
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No. 8921 ID: 1b42c5

WHA- *BOOM!!!!*
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No. 8926 ID: f03d2b
File 128743324369.jpg - (125.64KB , 500x333 , oh.jpg )
8926

Hussie is a furry?
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No. 8927 ID: 277821

>>8926
Hussie has nothing to do with this, Kazerad's the one who drew these. You know, the guy who put Tavros in a wheelchair?
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No. 8930 ID: f16b80

>>8926
>>8927

Wait, I'm confused. Who drew these? Like, is it suppose to be the "characters" drawling them or something? I missed the memo.
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No. 8931 ID: 277821
File 128745948929.png - (186.71KB , 728x1144 , PillowDoesntEvenHugBack.png )
8931

>>8930
Kazerad's an artist on the MSPA forums. He drew all this borderline-furry-erotica and he also drew pic related long before Tavros got a proper introduction. So yeah, I think that's where Hussie got the idea for crippled Tavros.
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No. 8934 ID: 277821

Well, furry-smut aside, all I have to say to this latest update is:

Oh

My

God
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No. 8935 ID: 754124
File 128747568351.png - (19.46KB , 589x375 , 1268980266207.png )
8935

>[S] Vriska: Watch street tough maverick with nothing to lose
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No. 8936 ID: 93e8e3

Oh god I did not see that coming
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No. 8944 ID: 919826

I'm calling that jade's penpal is nicholas cage.
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No. 8945 ID: 6550ad

>>8944

That would be...GLORIOUS!
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No. 8948 ID: 93e8e3
File 128754834416.jpg - (106.70KB , 400x1384 , too_strong_by_crystallizedtwilight-d2zw5wc.jpg )
8948

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No. 8958 ID: 754124

Wheeeeeeee, fucked up romance shit all over the place.
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No. 9196 ID: 0c9433

Homestuck Reaction Faces: The Game is the shit
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No. 9198 ID: 73befb

Sucks that we can't play as every troll. Really wanted to do Gamzee.

Maybe later?
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No. 9223 ID: e3f578

hairflip
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No. 9239 ID: bf1e7e

>You have climbed so much faster than I did in my youth.

Guardians confirmed for having played sBurb already.
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No. 9240 ID: 6550ad

>>9239

How is that even possible, if Sburb destroys your home planet and genocides your entire species?
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No. 9241 ID: bf1e7e

>>9240

Obviously they were playing before the session started. Time shenanigans aplenty.

It certainly explains how they already knew how to get to Skaia.
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No. 9245 ID: a41aaf

>HOHOHOHO
Can't unhear Mio Laugh.
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No. 9273 ID: fd6d7e
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9273

Seems like Rose is just a wee bit butthurt.
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No. 9274 ID: 18610a

>>9273
no, just that guy is a jackass.
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No. 9277 ID: 91b836
File 128826276268.gif - (6.04KB , 125x125 , 00163235_0001.gif )
9277

>>9274
Nah, he's just a hateslut with no one to hate with. Everyone he hates leaves him for someone else.
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No. 9287 ID: 93e8e3

>>9273
Did you read the conversation? Eridian is a brainless moron, it was entirely warranted.
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No. 9311 ID: 3af16b

Eridan is a fool and his advances were shameful, but still, blowing up a guy's computer is pretty fucked up.

Also
>>9273
Rose is sort of always like that.
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No. 9312 ID: e3f578

Eridan wll probably be redeemed by the end of homestuck. probably
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No. 9318 ID: 56dc25

>>9273
I'm pretty sure that was just Rose being awesome.
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No. 9324 ID: 6550ad

>>9312

Eh, I don't think Eridan is a character that needs redemption. I would think that about Vriska.

But Eridan is just a self-hating twat desperated to find someone to be close to, either through love or hate.
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No. 9326 ID: f4963f

Eridan's pathetic attempts to get hooked up in a troll hatemance are adorable~
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No. 9336 ID: 4ef8a9

Thing is, Rose is only encouraging him with blowing up his computer~
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No. 9371 ID: 6550ad
File 128851334385.gif - (37.23KB , 650x450 , 02821.gif )
9371

Holy shit, it's MoThErFuCkIn On NoW.
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No. 9372 ID: fd6d7e

>>9371

I didn't even think he could get angry. o.o
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No. 9373 ID: 51ae63

>>9371
Shit, I mean... I thought him and Dave meeting would be awesome and fantastic and fun. And instead he ends up being his kismesis?

It's better than I could ever have expected!
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No. 9375 ID: 754124

>>9373
Man, what? His Kismesis is ICP.
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No. 9454 ID: 9b6c31
File 128882513025.jpg - (29.88KB , 674x382 , lordgerome.jpg )
9454

AGAIN with the spirals what IS it even with you and SPIRALS MAN
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No. 9710 ID: e3f578

this flash man this flash
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No. 9714 ID: 27fe93

let's be tangle buddies~
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No. 9739 ID: bffa2a
File 128944284385.jpg - (399.00KB , 1500x1350 , horrorterror.jpg )
9739

Okay
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No. 9742 ID: 55c4cf

if this doesn't give me more insomnia, nothing will.
>>
No. 9743 ID: 2563d4

>>9739
I am now fully aroused.
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No. 9755 ID: 12dfa3

guys i can't stop watching this flash page
it's all cute and happy and then
boom
what the fuck.
It's AWESOME.
>>
No. 9756 ID: e3f578

the beats of the sonic glubs are also funky fresh
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No. 9785 ID: a09a03
File 12895795919.gif - (62.29KB , 650x450 , 02851[1].gif )
9785

Today's chatlog is absolutely incredible.

Also, it sure sucks to be Jade now, huh?
At first she seemed like she had all this crazy and amazing stuff going on with her, but she's pretty much the most mundane of the kids at the moment because she hasn't gotten into the game. She doesn't travel through time or have a million story house or what have you.

Also, she visits a tiny pocket dimension held within the jaws of an infinite number of monsters whenever she sleeps. And she's narcoleptic. :(
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No. 9789 ID: 5a2e05

>>9785
Oh man I forgot about the narcolepsy. That's gonna suck so hard.
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No. 9790 ID: f5e4b4

>>9785

I think they all do. All the kids and trolls have mentioned to hear the voices of the Old Ones during their dreams, but most of them ignore them.

It's also easier to ignore the Old Ones when you dream about Prospit or Derse. But when their Dream Moon is destroyed, there's only the void and the dark ones when they sleep.
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No. 10020 ID: d33b8f
File 128994000453.gif - (33.63KB , 650x450 , 02881[1].gif )
10020

Francalstein
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No. 10156 ID: a09a03

Jade's going to enter the Medium just as the timer hits 0 even though they started with loads of time, because they keep fucking around with their instant messenger.
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No. 10163 ID: e3f578

it also looks like he's going to accidentally prototype that big worm typheaus. I can sense this with my savvy powers.

Thanks for fucking up the game john for prototyping the goddamn remains of your Denizen
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No. 10187 ID: 9b6c31
File 129009108473.gif - (107.61KB , 650x450 , 02891.gif )
10187

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No. 10195 ID: 099247

>>10187
Bracing for one hell of an [S] soon.
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No. 10199 ID: 2abeac

FUCK, jade is probably going to join right when jack is on the ropes and he will get a massive powerup and beat the shit out of bro and dave-sprite.
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No. 10321 ID: 88a9b4

>And we then proceeded to watch.

No updates since 22...

BRACE FOR [S]!!!
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No. 10322 ID: e3f578

>>10321
Did you read the news? It's been there since monday that Andrew will be working on a flash page for about a week
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No. 10333 ID: 88a9b4

>>10322
Ups, never read the news ¬¬
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No. 10452 ID: 71afaa

That [S] was the best [S] ever. It totally kicked WV:Ascend
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No. 10453 ID: 0b7894

>>10452

Definitely, things are sure to get completely ridiculous now.
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No. 10455 ID: 8bdb6a

Oh look, the worst possible thing happened for no reason. What a shocker.
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No. 10461 ID: 754124

okay, shit's all fucked up. Goddamn.
>>
No. 10467 ID: 2e1ed7

Suddenly I understand Everything.

Seriously though, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
No. 10473 ID: f5e4b4

Status of Everything: Fucked Royaly.
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No. 10477 ID: 620bfb

Dammit, he foreshadowed the other one just to troll us. Things are even worse than expected.
>>
No. 10478 ID: f16b80

Did jade die or something? I don't get it.
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No. 10479 ID: a695ae
File 129095884540.gif - (13.40KB , 516x358 , stumped.gif )
10479

Oh God.
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No. 10481 ID: 7c4eb6

>>10452
Descend is still better.
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No. 10482 ID: bf1e7e

>Dammit, he foreshadowed the other one just to troll us.

Foreshadowed the other what? Everything that happened in this animation (except for Bec apparently destroying the rest of earth to save Jade) is exactly what we've expected to happen for months.
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No. 10483 ID: bffa2a

So, why did Vriska do that? Besides being a crazy bitch.
>>
No. 10484 ID: f5e4b4

>>10483

>Besides being a crazy bitch.

I don't think she needs more reasons than that.
>>
No. 10488 ID: 1854db

So apparently... uh... Lil' Cal can actually move on its own.
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No. 10490 ID: 71afaa

Well he could in Derse, in Dream!Dave's room...
>>
No. 10491 ID: e9ab30

BEC, BAD DOG.

THAT WAS A BAD IDEA.
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No. 10499 ID: bf1e7e

>>10483

Because if anything other than Bec had been prototyped, The meteor would have hit jade before she would have been able to get into the game. Both holding off the meteor for long enough AND ensuring that the bullet hit her GEO were things that Bec needed to do.
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No. 10527 ID: a09a03

They had 10 minutes and Bec has super powers. Don't tell me that's "the only way." He could've just hurried them along, teleported her upstairs in an instant, etc.

It happened this way because stable time loop, and that's just totally lame. That means there's no plot. It's just stable time loop. Things happen because they happen.
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No. 10530 ID: bf1e7e

>He could've just hurried them along, teleported her upstairs in an instant, etc.

They never tried to get him to, and he is a dog. Hussie has mentioned on formspring that Bec is incredibly powerful, but -is still just a dog-.

He didn't do anything until he had to to protect his master. Like you said, they had plenty of time. Until shit hit the fan, by your logic here, she wasn't actually in danger and he didn't need to protect her. Once she WAS in danger, he needed to immediately leap to the sprite to be able to do so.
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No. 10531 ID: bf1e7e

Also:

>It's just stable time loop. Things happen because they happen.

This is a story. 'Things happen because they happen' PERIOD. Even if there weren't a time loop that would be the case.

You can say 'bluh bluh but they normally happen for a reason bluh BLUH BLUH.' all you want. The characters in play still have reasons that they put stable time loops into action, and there is still a root cause for the loop to occur in the first place. Reasons are still there even if you don't like them.
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No. 10558 ID: 620bfb

>>10482
My attention wasn't on this until like a week ago, and they were talking about that stuffed denizen thing. I thought that would be the prototyping.
>>
No. 10573 ID: d8cbe7

>This last update
I... I don't think I'm having fun anymore...
>>
No. 10574 ID: 5e384f

Dave needs to use his rewind button pronto, if he doesn't, well, Hussie's a fag.
>>
No. 10582 ID: bd5ae3

Bro? BRO!?

Oh god, why, Hussie? Do you need to kill the kids' lussi-guardians as well?


- On the other hand, we now have Jec Kaminoir.
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No. 10587 ID: c2c29d

Bro, no!

>>10574
I'm not sure he can. Remember, alternate timelines=doomed timelines=all travelers from them are marked for death (or, at least, it seems alt-timelines always tend to be doomed). Also, Dave can hop through time, but I'm not sure he can bring people *with* him, else future-dave would have brought bad-future-rose with him. So that would still doom current John, Jade, and Rose.
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No. 10589 ID: a09a03

>Hussie has mentioned on formspring that Bec is incredibly powerful, but -is still just a dog-.
One who knew to prototype himself to get access to beam weaponry, and how to allow Jade to finish her task to get into the game. But not how to much more simply save her by acting a few seconds sooner, or in a different way.

>Reasons are still there even if you don't like them.
What reason was there to waste ten minutes? What reason was there for all of the trolls to neatly sidestep mentioning the one thing that would have prevented all this? How many pages of text has Karkat written without adding "btw prototype something other than bec and then get Jade upstairs quickly"? Why did Rose suddenly decide that it was bad to try and change fate, therefore avoiding telling John about what was going to happen?

Plus that's just assuming that Vriska had a good excuse to get everyone killed.

It's not just time loops cleverly closing in stable ways. It's everyone playing Time Cops with one another to make sure everyone stays on the rails.

This doesn't even feel like time travel. It's just Karkat following John around going "I knew you were going to do that" over and over, doing complex gymnastics to carefully prevent himself from saving the day by accident.
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No. 10591 ID: dad664

"And then everyone died, especially Heath Ledger. The End."
>>
No. 10592 ID: c2c29d

>>10589
Because if Karkat does save the day, then that may mean his timeline IS screwed. HE'S still screwed, it's a different alternate-future him that gets un-screwed. And, seriously, why should he help THAT asshole? He's a total jackass, fuck him.
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No. 10593 ID: 1963d1

Oh dear god.

The consequences will never be the same again.

And yet, perhaps we will get to see some Simon-like development from Dave? Not that he isn't already a pretty cool guy, but a little added GAR couldn't hurt.
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No. 10599 ID: f44349
File 129107707034.gif - (184.65KB , 650x450 , 02938.gif )
10599

>WQ findin' a thing
Heh, looks like Bec's hea-
>Has the Sgrub logo instead of Sburb
What!
>>
No. 10601 ID: ba1062

>>10599

not anymore it doesn't
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No. 10612 ID: f44349

>>10601
And apparently it was just a mistake.
Boring! :/
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No. 10618 ID: a09a03

>CG: THIS IS PROBABLY THE LAST TIME I WILL EVER EXPLAIN ALL THIS STUFF TO YOU, BECAUSE I CAN'T IMAGINE IT WILL HELP MY HEADACHE MUCH TO REPEAT MYSELF.
>CG: I BET IT'LL BE PRETTY FRUSTRATING FOR YOU IN THE PAST!

oh you
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No. 10623 ID: 825909
File 129109303797.jpg - (98.48KB , 1280x1024 , Broslaststand.jpg )
10623

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No. 10652 ID: 71afaa
File 129116290789.gif - (264.05KB , 650x450 , 02947[1].gif )
10652

Hey everybody, Jade's world!
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No. 10654 ID: 754124

>>10652
I do hope you're not serious. That's the battlefield in Skaia.
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No. 10661 ID: f44349

>>10654

In the cloud dumpass :V

...Although now that you mention it, that COULD also be the battlefield after the BEC-PROTOTYPE-END-OF-WORLD-SHITTHEFUCK
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No. 10665 ID: 71afaa

>>10661
Now that you mention it... yea, it could be...
>>
No. 10668 ID: 754124

>>10661
Well it sure as hell doesn't look like any world I ever saw,
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No. 10676 ID: 6c4937

>>10668
It is a world based on Uranium. It really really shouldn't look like any other world you ever saw.
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No. 10679 ID: a09a03

>>10654
No. It's a Valcien.
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No. 10684 ID: 1854db

The tumor is in the middle there.

Oh, by the way, guys... it just hit me. That ring WV has? The White Queen's ring? It's got Bec Power in it. It does the same thing that the Black Queen's ring does... the ring SburbJack is wearing.

I wonder who will wear it?
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No. 10689 ID: bf1e7e

>>10684

PM will, years in the future (but not many).

Also we've just about confirmed that these aren't even linked sessions, but just one big session. After all, WV appears to know the skaian titles for all of the trolls.
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No. 10693 ID: b12d01

>>10689
No, he doesn't know the titles and doesn't knew that Karkat wasn't a human... The guy answering (Andrew?) is the one that said that.

Anyways, Me: "Hey, I'll check my feed!" *26 homestuck news* me:ಠ_ಠ
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No. 10700 ID: bf1e7e

>>10693

>No, he doesn't know the titles

Read it again, chief.

WV responses:

> the master thief! is that who you are talking to now, john?
> i don't like the gray text knight. it is an unpleasant human

WV doesn't understand the differences between trolls and humans (and, ultimately, neither do we), because that isn't important to the game. But he knows that Vriska is the thief and karkat is the knight, because that IS relevant to the game.
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No. 10713 ID: b12d01

Of course, I am not saying that "WV knows about the trolls" is impossible, I just don't believe it, and heres why:

First WV tough that John was an apprentice thief under the tutelage of a Master thief, but that doesn't imply that he knows about Vriska or his title, Adrew loves to do mindfucks like that. Then WV ask if he is taking to "the master thief", and... ¿the voice? says that he is talking to the knight, THEN he refers to karkat as the grey knight, and as a human.

In other news, that re-read made me look more closly this picture...
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004851
Look at all those... things in the sky... maybe we have already saw what they are forming? >>10652
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No. 10734 ID: 20fc85

OH RIGHT!

the clouds show the future...
And the entaglment has begun...

Which raises the question:
Where is the greenness in the future?
>>
No. 10736 ID: a09a03

>EB: that is the dumbest thing i have ever heard.

You said it, John.
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No. 10753 ID: f5e4b4
File 129137049481.jpg - (335.61KB , 800x800 , cover.jpg )
10753

Hell yeah
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No. 10756 ID: 6c4937

And then John did the windy thing.
>>
No. 10768 ID: dad664

<Theta][Sigma> http://www.mediafire.com/?tu8v4681seb69m5
<Theta][Sigma> The Felt
<Theta][Sigma> http://www.mediafire.com/?t95va8kc7188cp8
<Theta][Sigma> The Felt - Reversed Album
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No. 10805 ID: e3f578

hey guys i'm disappointed that no one even tried to prototype a Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff poster, even the furry version that got blown up in Jade's room.

I would so like to see what the pre-entry prototype would even do to ring-users. I wonder if instead of green fire Jack would release artifacted fire
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No. 10809 ID: e9ab30

>Last update

What a tweest?
>>
No. 10825 ID: 3297aa

Guys guys I just thought of something. So the minions got prototyped with Bec, that means they're now immensely powerful. Could it also mean they are now fiercely loyal to jade?
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No. 10828 ID: 754124

>>10825
Could be. I wouldn't count on it, though. After all, Bec Noir would be as well, then.
>>
No. 10851 ID: a09a03

Cycling through the latest [S], all I can think is

"Now We Are All Sons of Bitches."
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No. 10857 ID: 6a0f18

>>10851
My reaction was mostly: "Oh oh, we are fucked... hey, the volcano, maybe if shot somewhere else... no, I can only shot the imp, oh well lets see ifBecsprite! Now the imp is going to feel the wrath o... he did nothing, oh well, I'm pretty sure that we are going to beat him somehoDAVE, awaken and seeing us! Maybe if he uses his temporal powers to... no, he did nothing again..."
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No. 10862 ID: 754124

The imp did just as much nothing as Becsprite. If we just ignore it, everything will be fine.
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No. 10867 ID: f44349
File 129168367437.gif - (47.50KB , 650x450 , 03003.gif )
10867

>"Now We Are All Sons of Bitches."
Yup.
>>
No. 10869 ID: 6a0f18

>>10867
Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.
>>
No. 10870 ID: 5a2e05

NEVERMIND I GUESS BECSPRITE DID SOMETHING AFTER ALL
>>
No. 10872 ID: 20fc85

Universe benders:
Immortality now is in question
>>
No. 10873 ID: e3f578

She only gained one rung :(
>>
No. 10874 ID: 754124

>>10873
It was one imp. What did you expect?
>>
No. 10941 ID: 039199

OK, the Horrorterrors are screwed... that's bad in so many levels
>>
No. 10943 ID: e3f578

I wouldn't say they're screwed so to say it's just that Bec Noir is powerful enough to actually rival them.

Obviously now the solution is for the kids to become as powerful as eldritch abominations.
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No. 10955 ID: 22d5a9

Rooooooose ;o; You god damned martyr.
>>
No. 10959 ID: 1963d1

Wait, so are they trying to destroy the Green Sun or Lord English?

I am so confused.
>>
No. 10960 ID: bf1e7e

>>10959

The green sun.

They only said it like a dozen times.
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No. 10964 ID: 22d5a9

They want to kill the Green Sun, but that powers the First Guardians, so destroying it will kill all of their god powers. Which would make Jack, Bec, and English not immortal and all powerful, which is a Good Thing.
>>
No. 10965 ID: e3f578

>>10964
English isn't a guardian, he's a god or something. Well he at least hasn't been confirmed as a guardian. It's probably just a green motif is why he has all that green in the felt. They're not guardians either, just some imps with time powers.

The Green Sun won't be destroyed until at least when Jack makes it to the troll universe, at least from our perspective. Rose traveling through the Furthest Ring is going to make things as cosmically confusing as possible in regards to when the green sun is destroyed.
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No. 10977 ID: 754124

The Green Sun is Lord English. Calling it now.
>>
No. 10979 ID: 22d5a9

And so, Tavros was responsible for the death of the coolest character we never met. Somehow, I am not angry with him for this.
>>
No. 10983 ID: 1963d1

>>10979
Silly Anon,

Tavros is responsible for Grandpa's death, not Bro's.
>>
No. 10984 ID: 2bc775

>>10983

TOO SOON BRO, TOO SOON
>>
No. 10985 ID: e43bfe

>AG: Make sure her chat client isn't 8eing holographically projected for all to see, ok?

Aaaaagh, oh god. It's like a conga line of terrible events
>>
No. 10986 ID: c700ce

Wait, so Vriska did Jade's narcolepsy?
>>
No. 10990 ID: f4963f

>>10986
And Terezi's blindness.

And Bec.

And WTC.

God, man. You gotta think /big/.
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No. 11004 ID: c700ce

>>10990
Fuck that shit, it's the narcolepsy thing that's important. SHE MADE A CUTE GIRL SLEEP ALOT, SHE MUST DIE!

Also the battlefield better not contain a lot of stairs, for Tavros's sake.
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No. 11007 ID: 0c9433
File 129223998072.gif - (7.83KB , 650x450 , tavrosgoing.gif )
11007

Oh man Tavros is going to man up and
>>
No. 11008 ID: 0c9433
File 129224002558.gif - (10.47KB , 650x450 , tavrosSTAIRS.gif )
11008

IT KEEPS HAPPENING
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No. 11017 ID: efa85e

So, I just realised, Homestuck is just a black romance, about a girl trying to get a boy to hate her and be his kismesis... Everything in the story happens because of that.
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No. 11020 ID: c700ce

Yeah sure, Vriska makes a lot of shit happen, owns everybody, yeah? Well... who was it again, that gave John the jetpack, that allowed him to find Rose's diary and set this all in motion? TEREZI!

All this planning, and Terezi is still owning Vriska!
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No. 11104 ID: 5a2e05

AH what are you doing no stop that.
>>
No. 11286 ID: f5e4b4

...Someone needs to slap the shit out of Vriska. Like now.

Goddamnit, John ;_;
>>
No. 11287 ID: c700ce

>>11286
Relax, he's got an extra life.
>>
No. 11291 ID: b6178d

...AWGHRLGHLG. Vriiiiiiiiskaaaaaaa!
>>
No. 11293 ID: e43bfe

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004478

Here watch this

the end bit will make you feel better
>>
No. 11297 ID: efa85e

>>11291
AWGHRLGHLG, AWGHRLGHLG indeed
>>
No. 11323 ID: 20fc85

Now he'll infinitely go into god tier?

But watch it turn out Vriska is the baddie in the end...

playing the game for her own fun, and endangering everything to just feel like she beat gods...

and using Jack to take down certain people...
>>
No. 11330 ID: fab4c8

>>11323
Na, Vriska COULD be the real villain, but I think that she just have an incredible complicated plan... probably evil plan, but a bigger plan, outside of Rose, she is the only one that appears to know what's going on...
>>
No. 11429 ID: 20fc85

looks like Vriska was in the right after all.
Refer to John becoming a god.
>>
No. 11466 ID: 1854db

>>11293
...

Check out that pose Vriska was in, floating in the air.

It's the same pose.
>>
No. 11469 ID: f5e4b4

>>11466

Hussie recycles a shitload of drawings and poses, how's that news at this point?
>>
No. 11489 ID: 51a648

Oh, hey there Dave! And hey Dave! Wait... D:
Flash incoming?
And what is going to happen with Jade?
>>
No. 11506 ID: e3f578
 

there is nothing about this video that I do not love.
>>
No. 11510 ID: 1854db

>>11469
If you ask me it looks like it was intentional, since apparently Vriska wound up getting God Tier soon after the pounding in that animation, and the pose matches.
>>
No. 11511 ID: 754124
File 129293121097.png - (89.32KB , 788x750 , DaveAggressTerezi.png )
11511

Oh hey I made a thing.
That's an unusual enough occurrence that I may as well share it.

>>11506
Pretty repetitive.
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No. 11518 ID: 1963d1

>>11511
y u do dis
>>
No. 11520 ID: 754124

>>11518
Because it is a thing that should totally happen.
>>
No. 11522 ID: 3392ab

>>11511
Hasn't a Dave wearing Terezi's glasses been in a few panels?

...!
>>
No. 11532 ID: f44349
File 129300429213.gif - (40.04KB , 650x450 , 03117.gif )
11532

KIDS
AND
FUN
>>
No. 11533 ID: 754124
File 129300464298.gif - (14.70KB , 650x650 , 03116.gif )
11533

KIDS AND FUN
>>
No. 11534 ID: 754124
File 129300480224.gif - (15.86KB , 650x650 , kiss.gif )
11534

o god this is even worse
>>
No. 11537 ID: 886306

...so this is a webcomic or something like that?
>>
No. 11539 ID: bffa2a

Sure. A very entertaining one at that.

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/
>>
No. 11544 ID: a6008c

The OP image makes me miss Dad.
>>
No. 11545 ID: e3f578

At least he's not dead like Bro
>>
No. 11547 ID: 55c4cf

>>11545

I can almost promise he will be dead soon anyway.
>>
No. 11561 ID: f5e4b4
File 129311655092.gif - (116.80KB , 650x800 , 03127.gif )
11561

And she had to have motherfucking FAIRY WINGS.

If there's a god, he hates Tavros to death.
>>
No. 11824 ID: 9b6c31
File 129367248292.gif - (206.01KB , 650x450 , 03188.gif )
11824

Dave oh no!
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No. 11976 ID: 1963d1
File 129386178539.gif - (55.93KB , 650x450 , 03216.gif )
11976

It seems Gamzee's had his world shattered.

I WONDER WHICH FAMOUS CLOWN HE'LL IMITATE NOW
>>
No. 11982 ID: 3297aa

>>11976
Did I miss something that explained why Gamzee is apparently decorated with a liberal helping of his own blood?
>>
No. 11992 ID: 4bdb13

>>11982
As far as I've noticed, we don't know.
>>
No. 12110 ID: e790dd
File 129401644245.gif - (165.97KB , 650x450 , 03224.gif )
12110

He actually looks damn fine in that coat.
>>
No. 12199 ID: f5e4b4

>JADESPRITE: and i was so lonely, but i finally got over it when i met my friends.....

Calling that the "friends" he meets after she dies are the chthulhian horrors.
>>
No. 12211 ID: 4812df

I thought it was just an afterlife situation
>>
No. 12220 ID: e3f578

oh thank god Jade wants the bitch to shut up too now. All that boohooing got on my grill, that shit will never wipe off. Those slaps were so satisfying.
>>
No. 12223 ID: bffa2a
File 129419949143.png - (17.62KB , 585x450 , lawl.png )
12223

Had to happen, it's a rule I think.
>>
No. 12226 ID: 1854db

Oh god I knew that scene was familiar but I thought it was when Ariada beat the shit out of Vriska.

If that happens... hussie will trollface SO HARD
>>
No. 12243 ID: e3f578

the new album is delicious

I DON'T WANT TO CLOSE MY EYES
I DON'T WANT TO MISS A THIIIIIING
I fucking love this guy and his vocals, whoever that motherfucker is.
>>
No. 12247 ID: 8bdb6a

Jade needs to:
1) Powerlevel like crazy
2) Do the God Tier thing
3) Merge with resurrected dreamself jadesprite and unlock phenomenal cosmic power
>>
No. 12256 ID: f5e4b4

>>12247

She can't, her dream self is already dead, she can't get to god tier.

The only one still able to do it is Rose. But her current attitude is "fuck the game and its rules" so maybe she doesn't care about getting to god tier.

And Dave I guess, if he dooms another future/past dream Dave and has the balls to kill him this time. But it seems unlikely to me.

I have the feeling that John is the only one that is going to be god tier.
>>
No. 12305 ID: e3f578

What're you talking about. her dreamself isn't dead anymore it's in the goddamn sprite.

If she tried to godtier that holyfuck man that would be weird
>>
No. 12308 ID: f5e4b4

>>12305

I don't think that works because to do it, the dream kid has to sleep on the super-bed thingie and then get killed.

And for what we know, Kernelsprites don't sleep! And we don't even know if they're alive in the same sense the kids are, of if they're kind of ghosts.

Anyways I don't think they can use the Jadesprite to get to God tier.
>>
No. 12336 ID: 1729f3

>>12308

The dream self doesn't have to do anything at all. The only condition for becoming god tier is dying on one's quest bed. The very act of sleeping on said quest bed pulls the dream self to the appropriate quest bed on the battlefield. That is what the quest bed is ordinarily for.

If you don't believe me, check out how Vriska's dream self bamfs away from prospit to become the Thief of Light amongst the battlefield's clouds.
>>
No. 12360 ID: 4bdb13

inb4 Jadesprite murders Jade on the quest bed and becomes a double god.
>>
No. 12377 ID: c162ea
File 129437039791.gif - (27.72KB , 650x450 , WHAT.gif )
12377

>>12226
Oh god, it actually did happen. In a form.
>>
No. 12380 ID: 1963d1

>>12377
Holy HELL.

Did this >>12223 picture originate on this board? Because Hussie's version is pretty much an exact copy and there's no fucking way that would happen by accident.
>>
No. 12385 ID: c162ea

>>12380
I doubt it originated here. (Probably floated around in /co/, which would make sense)
>>
No. 12403 ID: 15b51b
File 12944435247.gif - (47.04KB , 650x450 , 02293[1].gif )
12403

>>12380
They're both edits of this.
<-

It follows the sequence beginning: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004191
>>
No. 12404 ID: bffa2a

And the original edit is from bay12 forums as far as I know.
>>
No. 12428 ID: 4bdb13

>>12404
>dorfs and homestuck
This was really awesome in my head for a split second, and then it was gone.

Lower forums, I'm guessing?
>>
No. 12429 ID: bffa2a

>>12428

http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=39579.16665
>>
No. 12435 ID: 1854db

Just so you guys don't have to translate it, here's what the firefly said:

HELP! MY / FRIEND / IS / STUCK / INSIDE / THE / BIG / CAN , INSIDE / A / SMALL / HOUSE / HE / BUILT ! YOU / MUST / HURRY , HE / IS / NOT / VERY / BRIGHT , AND / HE / DOESN'T / UNDERSTAND / IT / WHEN / I / BLINK ! ARE / YOU / WATCHING / ME ? OH / NO , DON'T / BLINK / ME / YOU / DON'T / UNDERSTAND / BLINKING / EITHER !!! HOW / DO / YOU / PEOPLE / EVEN / EXCHANGE / IDEAS / WITHOUT / LUMINOUS / REAR / ENDS !!!!!!
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No. 12471 ID: c162ea

>>12435
Oh god, you are my hero, as I'm too lazy to translate Morse code.
>>
No. 12516 ID: 15b51b

There's a webapp for that:
http://morsecode.scphillips.com/jtranslator.html

"WHAT A DARING DREAM
TO COMBINE THE FINEST QUALITIES OF HUMANITY WITH THE ELEGANCE AND NOBILITY OF THE ANIMAL KINGDOM
HOW YOU WISH YOU COULD KNOW THEIR WORLD
TO HEAR ONE NIGHT THOSE MUTED PAWPADS TRAIPSE UP YOUR STAIRS"
>>
No. 12517 ID: f5e4b4
File 129456968332.jpg - (411.98KB , 2349x679 , 1294568491503.jpg )
12517

Both of /co/'s obsessions in just one picture!
>>
No. 12520 ID: 15b51b

Serenity is a weird bug. I hope she doesn't get eaten.
>>
No. 12525 ID: f44349
File 129462515077.gif - (4.04KB , 650x450 , 03276.gif )
12525

And then they made out.
>>
No. 12526 ID: e3f578

reminds me of Red
>>
No. 12527 ID: 4bdb13
File 129463171839.png - (26.21KB , 155x207 , Untitled.png )
12527

>>12525
>>
No. 12528 ID: 4bdb13

>>12526
Man I totes said that already
>>
No. 12529 ID: f4e0e7

>>12517
Dammit. I want to see the rest of them done up like this. Where's the other four!?
>>
No. 12530 ID: f5e4b4
File 129464359087.gif - (55.13KB , 650x450 , 03282.gif )
12530

In his dream
he is the star.
its him
>>
No. 12533 ID: e3f578

>>12530
Aww man which Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff was that strip?
>>
No. 12534 ID: 9b6c31
File 129468679361.jpg - (508.26KB , 730x3000 , SBAHJsports.jpg )
12534

>>
No. 12556 ID: 1963d1
File 129488034662.jpg - (58.92KB , 368x480 , ahab.jpg )
12556

Thar be an [s] a brewin'.

I can feel it in me bones.
>>
No. 12562 ID: 98d4de

That and he said there'd be a flash within the next couple of days!

Your bones are pretty reliable, though.
>>
No. 12576 ID: c9dd37

Hussie turned off formspring ;_;
>>
No. 12577 ID: d677cc

>>12576
http://www.formspring.me/mspadventures
Nah he just made a new account.
>>
No. 12578 ID: e3f578

>>12556
I just want to say I like this post. It feels like a quality post.

can't wait for that [s] action baby
>>
No. 12604 ID: e790dd

NO!

NOT TAVROS!
>>
No. 12605 ID: bffa2a

Okay. Who still has Vriska as waifu?
>>
No. 12606 ID: e9ab30
File 129514892093.jpg - (27.88KB , 455x427 , shockedassdude.jpg )
12606

>last update
>mfw

Wow. Lotta shit happened.
>>
No. 12607 ID: e3f578

Whoa whoa doggy brutally kills kitty and squiddy, a player death pre-goddening does not exclude them out of the god tier (or that girl is a very super special case) etc. etc.

Hoh shit
>>
No. 12610 ID: 55c4cf

it makes me happy to finally see Aradia happy. 0u0
>>
No. 12612 ID: 98d4de

>Nepeta and Tavros

Oh gog damn it. Not cool.

The Aradia thing was pretty awesome though!
>>
No. 12613 ID: f44349

inb4 [S] Up.
>>
No. 12614 ID: 20fc85

So... Aradia is now a god...

And Vriska was a bitch...

And Travos died? (chance of randomly falling on quest bed?)

I called Vriska killing Travos, but.. Aradia's awakening made no sense. She went to god without a quest bed.

I am confused.
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No. 12615 ID: e9ab30

>>12614
You, see >>12577

Also, is anyone else confused about the whole Vriska/Timeline thing? Here's what I mean:

When Vriska gets her shit slapped by Aridia, she is still on her planet, correct? Then Tavros flies her to her quest bed, where she dies, and is reborn the Thief of Light. She gets her head-scarf and everything. But then, we get the whole game segment where you walk around as her NOT BEING THE THEIF, and all those scenes where she's talking to Tavros where she's in her normal clothes. Then, all of the sudden, she's asleep in the facility in her Thief outfit again and asleep. Then she kills Tavros.

You follow all that? Good. Neither did I.
My main question seems to be: why was she not the Thief for that period of time? Did she just change out of the suit and change back into it? If so, why? That seems like a waste of time.

tl;dr Hussie probably doesn't care
>>
No. 12616 ID: bffa2a

Dream self seemed to be sleeping on the quest bed. Apparently they have to those even there. So self dies in wake, dream self becomes god?
>>
No. 12618 ID: c328b9

>MAN THE FUCK UP
>Die anyway

Goddamnt!
>>
No. 12620 ID: 0c9433

>>12615
You can probably take it off and on. And she put her godhood on when it was time to get Serious. She was going to soon be fighting Bec Noir after all.
>>
No. 12623 ID: f5e4b4

Tavros ; _ ;
>>
No. 12630 ID: bffa2a
File 129523137226.png - (79.50KB , 500x3000 , spoilers_vriska_being_vriska_by_koma404-d37c68i.png )
12630

Rub it in.
>>
No. 12634 ID: c328b9

>>12630

SHE IS THE ULTIMATE TROLL
>>
No. 12635 ID: 1854db

in b4 Tavros ascends to God Tier as well
>>
No. 12636 ID: 20fc85

>>12635
If Tarvos god tiers

Many manly tears shall be shed in the epicness of his revenge/attempt to save everyone

Plus it makes it 2 gods vs. Vriska
>>
No. 12642 ID: e790dd

>>12636
It won't be Tavros to take vengeance. It'll be Aradia.

Think about it. Upon her ascension, she conveniently gained not only the emotions required to once again fully care of one of her best friends from back when she was alive, the emotions required to be distressed of his death, and desire to take vengeance for him just like she did before - but also the sufficient powers to stand up against the murderer, Vriska Serket.
>>
No. 12643 ID: a6008c

>Breeding duties
I... what? Kanaya, what?
>>
No. 12644 ID: bf1e7e

>>12643

Kanaya retrieved the grub ball from her mother grub lusus after it died, theoretically for eventual use re: repopulating their race in the next universe.

We already know that Jade (apparently) eventually ends up with a grandson.
>>
No. 12645 ID: e3f578

>>12644
The implications.

I'm half expecting this role just to involve weird ectobiology or similarly normal science test tube babies since Jade is a genius with all the SCIENCE! and probably could invitro like one suave smart baby making machine. You know because I feel like this situation needs to be complex, confusing and sciencey rather than romantic for the human session. But even with the other more normal explanation it just makes DAVE the FATHER OF ALL NEW MANKIND and thus really more cool and important.
>>
No. 12666 ID: 20fc85

Anybody see any parallels to Bro/Dave and Kamina/Simon?

anyway, back to what I wanted to say:
So the priority is frogs... When do you think the significance of frogs is gonna be revealed? Soon? Toward the very end?
>>
No. 12667 ID: e3f578

Andrew doesn't keep up with the animes (At least what his old Formspring said) so the parallels don't really matter besides if you just want to wank at some TTGL/Homestuck symmetry.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.
>>
No. 12686 ID: f5e4b4

Frogs. Gotta catch 'em all.

And clone them. And then send them back in time to become themselves.

...
>>
No. 12736 ID: d605fc

FUUUUUUCCCCCK that's not good.
>>
No. 12737 ID: 98d4de

Damnit Eridan.

What the hell.
>>
No. 12738 ID: 693d88
File 129575867644.jpg - (59.48KB , 300x300 , 1295758571922.jpg )
12738

>>12737
>>
No. 12739 ID: 15b51b

WOW GIVING PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER TO THE OVEREMOTIONAL EGOCENTRIC CHILD HAD A NEGATIVE RESULT

WHAT A SHOCK


I can't say 'yeah I knew exactly this was going to happen,' (personally, I figured he'd try to kill Rose) but it was abundantly obvious that making him that wand was a terrible, terrible idea.
>>
No. 12741 ID: 4331ca

>>12739

Actually, I'm wondering if it's not so much the wand as, say, THE RINGS. If just one of those are the of the 'royal' kind, that'd explain his increase in power.
>>
No. 12742 ID: ba1062

>>12741
The rings don't work on humans, so it can be assumed that they won't work on trolls either, only carapace-people.
>>
No. 12743 ID: f5e4b4

Goddamnit trolls stop killing each other.

Imma slap your shit if you don't stop killing each other.
>>
No. 12744 ID: bffa2a

Watch Eridan and Vriska hook it up together. It will be the blackest of the black quadrant. Watch me trying vainly to decide who is the biggest douchebag around.
>>
No. 12751 ID: f44349

inb4 the rift is caused by the fact that [spoiler] all of the trolls die. All of them.
>>
No. 12753 ID: 4ae7fe

Scores:

Eridan: 2
Vriska: 1 (Well, 2 if you count Aradia...)
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No. 12754 ID: 15b51b
File 12958504663.jpg - (85.85KB , 400x400 , 1295847832710[1].jpg )
12754

>>12738
>>
No. 12755 ID: 283fa9

>>12754
You are KIND OF A TOOL.
[advice Eridan]
Put her in the DEAD ZONE.
>>
No. 12756 ID: f5e4b4
File 129585817922.gif - (4.13KB , 650x450 , 03346.gif )
12756

I share Karkat's reaction here.
>>
No. 12760 ID: e3f578

Why did Eridan even zap the matriorb kanaya basically was just doing a mexican standoff stance in reflex to his sudden hostility. She probably would have only acted defensively if he just ran off.
>>
No. 12761 ID: a41aaf

>>12756
I had totally forgotten Karkat was even there.
>>
No. 12762 ID: 1963d1

Nice going Eridouche. You've doomed your entire race.
>>
No. 12763 ID: bf1e7e

>>12762

Well, unless you take into account that the entire moebius double reacharound is a looping splinter timeline, out of which several things will eventually emerge that will be central to breaking the loop and altering the future in order to allow this double-split session to produce an outside universe.
>>
No. 12764 ID: e3f578

not to mention cloning and ectobiology
>>
No. 12766 ID: f4e0e7
 

I'd just like to say that Mister Vanilla Milkshake's warning here creeped me the fuck out.

Thank you, and goodnight.
>>
No. 12768 ID: 4ae7fe

Well played Vanilla, well played...
>>
No. 12772 ID: d605fc

Aaaannnd Gamzee has gone completely over the edge.

.. Oh dear, did we figure out what color blood he was covered with, in that one drawing?

I hope it's not Terezi's.
>>
No. 12773 ID: bffa2a

Nepeta and Equius remain, who will drop next.
>>
No. 12774 ID: 693d88

>>12772
It's his own blood.
>>
No. 12775 ID: 322827

I am legitimately afraid of Gamzee. I'm probably not going to get to sleep tonight. I'm Karkat right not.
>>
No. 12776 ID: 55c4cf

>>12773

Both of them at the same time.
>>
No. 12777 ID: bf1e7e

>>12773

Nepeta.

Equius was never friendly with Jade.
>>
No. 12778 ID: bffa2a

>>11976

>>12777

I think you're right. Are those claw marks? Now who has claws.

There goes the cutest shipping.
>>
No. 12779 ID: f5e4b4

>>12778

Homestuck's merry days of shipping everybody are over, it seems.

Meanwhile, Andrew maniacally cackles.
>>
No. 12780 ID: 5d0a50
File 12959713764.png - (39.07KB , 645x446 , [s]nepetamakethempay.png )
12780

The thing in hussie's formspring about Gamzee and Eridan fulfilling their trollhandles' implications makes me think of Nepeta. She hasn't shown anything to do with arsenic yet, aside the colour.

Considering she's the ROGUE OF HEART, and rogues in video games and such use methods such as poison, I think we're going to see more from her. Perhaps she has the ability to influence people's emotions (poison their heart), and it will come on in response to, say, Equius' death?

And then we'd get an even four for crazy trolls.
>>
No. 12781 ID: f5e4b4

>>12780

Nah, she's gonna die. But now that you mention it, Gamzee was just babblering about green stuff and poison.

So yeah, my bet: Nepeta and Gamzee are gonna kill the fuck out of each other. In >>11976 the two of them are dead or dying, one next to each other in a puddle of their own mixed blood.
>>
No. 12783 ID: e3f578

that greenstuff and poison was his bed juice he eats normally to get high
>>
No. 12784 ID: 1963d1

>>12779
>days of shipping everybody are over

And may I respectfully say: Thank god for that.
Now we can get back to Homestuck actually having a plot.
>>
No. 12785 ID: 55c4cf

If you think deaths and what you call a plot will stop shipping you are new to the internet.
>>
No. 12786 ID: bffa2a

After overthinking the possibilities I've come to the conclusion that Hussie could actually kill either Terezi or Karkat instead of Nepeta or Equius. I mean everybody is expecting the minor characters to be offed, not the major ones. Sole survivor route and no survivors is also possible. Exciting.

Or that's just overthinking and Gamzees gently chewing on some Nepeta liver while watching the new beginning.
>>
No. 12787 ID: 20fc85

>>12786
Not Nepta!

wellp... everyone is dying. Tarvos dying was depressing. Then came everyone suddenly dying in succession.

This leaves some battle between Vriska/Equius/Gamzee...

and Karkrat has to suddenly take control and powerup or something or this is gonna get a hell lot more depressing.

(calling Nepta going rogue on someone's ass)
>>
No. 12788 ID: bffa2a

>>12787

Like on Terezi in order to steal Karkat's heart?

I think three crazies are enough.
>>
No. 12789 ID: 20fc85
File 129601178342.jpg - (79.76KB , 640x480 , wheel-of-fortune-2_b-pc-3244-en_screen2.jpg )
12789

>>12788
can I call an [S] then?
>>
No. 12791 ID: f5e4b4

Sorry bros, but Nepeta is doomed. She's too cute to survive. Just like Tavros. Hussie will be like Hmm, delicious shippers tears.


Also it's funny how hard is for the trolls to tell between a death threat and a flirting attempt.
>>
No. 12792 ID: f7166d

I am loving the new troll stuff. It totally makes up for all the relationship shit we had to slog through for months.
>>
No. 12793 ID: ae0ed8
File 129607546457.jpg - (171.29KB , 700x525 , 1296074330448.jpg )
12793

>>
No. 12794 ID: 98d4de

Inb4 "Nepeta is the only one to survive the entire adventure."
>>
No. 12795 ID: bffa2a

Apparently Terezi is going to be next. Honk.

I hope not.
>>
No. 12796 ID: 5c95ee
File 12961005569.gif - (8.97KB , 650x450 , 03360[1].gif )
12796

That honk is ominous... what could it mean?
>>
No. 12797 ID: 693d88

>>12796
see
>>12795
>>
No. 12798 ID: f44349

inb4 Hussie psyches us out and Gamzee isn't murdercrazy after all
...And then 2X psych out combo and he HONKs Terezi in half
>>
No. 12828 ID: a50866

>>12796
It means that, coupled with my lack of sleep, I will end up checking MSPA every couple minutes before realizing I already checked it a couple minutes ago.
>>
No. 12830 ID: f5e4b4
File 129616775641.gif - (29.26KB , 650x450 , 03369.gif )
12830

Terezi why
>>
No. 12832 ID: 693d88

>>12830
B3C4US3
>>
No. 12834 ID: 98d4de

Tavros: Pucker up.
>>
No. 12842 ID: 55c4cf

>>12798

Uh. He's apparently going on a duality, and he's snapped. It's almost guaranteed he's going to "double psyche out."

honk
>>
No. 12846 ID: a9ba96

what the fuck just happened
>>
No. 12847 ID: bffa2a
File 129626394618.png - (332.75KB , 300x1500 , gamzeewhatisthis.png )
12847

Andrew is milking it for all it's worth.
>>
No. 12872 ID: e3f578

I ponder if the wallet modus is the top tier modus for a sylladex

Man he is so high on the echeladder and has a bitchin' modus now. He's the most powerful character hands down. I bet even Gamzee or Vriska could take him.
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No. 12873 ID: 20fc85

what is this? Inventory without a spin?
Blasphemy!
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No. 12891 ID: b6c6fc

first Bro, now Tavros, Kanaya and feferi, all this character death is making me depressed, I don't want to see all my favorite trolls die!
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No. 12893 ID: bffa2a

Ugh, just when things looked like finally picking up suddenly we're back to the boring shit. It's not even that bad but my tolerance for it took a drop when I expected better. Oh well.
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No. 12898 ID: 693d88

>>12893
We're back to Karkat. Enjoy your silly horror.
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No. 12899 ID: bffa2a

Ok, mayby I was hasty on the trigger. But having thought we we're finally past the shipping for at least a moment, here they we're talking about it yet again. I need to build up my tolerance again if they keep doing it. I like it just fine in small doses.
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No. 12905 ID: b6c6fc

poor Sollux, now he lost his teeth!

I'm sorry, I'll taking irritating shipping ANYDAY, over watching the trolls murder each other!
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No. 12908 ID: e3f578

oh huh, he did lose his teeth.

Guess that means he loses his lisp then?
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No. 12909 ID: e3f578

I now desire the Jaws themes composed entirely of clown honks.
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No. 12911 ID: a50866

>Put teeth back in
This is such a terrible idea for so many reasons. Karkat, what are you doing, you are not a dentist. Sollux is unconscious, he will choke on those.
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No. 12914 ID: b6c6fc

Nepeta is still alive YAAY!

and Equis is too, yay? well at least he's not crazy . . . well more crazy then normal

which also means Gamzee hasn't actually killed anyone, mybe he's not crazy and just screwing with people
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No. 12917 ID: f5e4b4

>>12914

>Gamzee hasn't actually killed anyone

Assuming Terezi just dropped her glasses and he found them, of course.
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No. 12926 ID: 15b51b

>>12917
Yep. It was that.
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No. 12927 ID: 15b51b
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12927

WELP
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No. 12929 ID: b6c6fc

>>12917
this is what I'm talking about, the author's playing you all for schmucks

"Oh noes! scratch marks! Cat girl must be killed by clown!, is only solution!"

you've got to wait for real evidence before you start wild assumptions

. . . or you'll just end up like Terezi

. . . being a bad detective
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No. 12934 ID: 2eac65

>>12929
Of course speculation seems absurd when you turn it into an absolute. Many things do.
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No. 12936 ID: b6c6fc

>>12934
your completely missing the point

the assumption are NOT absurd, people are making logical assumptions

completely forgetting the fact that the author is probably leading you on!
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No. 12937 ID: 2eac65

>>12936
People were speculating that Gamzee could have killed Nepeta, because his scratch marks might indicate a struggle between them. You added an "only solution" to the end, changing it from speculation to "wild assumption".

Then you started insulting people.

If that wasn't your point, then it should at least be understandable why you might be misinterpreted, isn't it?
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No. 12938 ID: 693d88

>>12929
>the author's playing you all for schmucks
And that's what's great about Homestuck.
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No. 12946 ID: 401bfc

Hooray! Kanaya is a vampire!
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No. 12953 ID: 693d88

>Hussie actually did the vampire thing :karkat:
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No. 12954 ID: f5e4b4

Ho boy, this is gonna be rich.

Calling it now, Vampire Kanaya is crazy and out for blood and wants to kill all the other trolls as well.
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No. 12960 ID: 28e94e

>>12953
waitwut
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No. 12966 ID: ba1062

>>12953
wat :karkat:
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No. 12973 ID: 28e94e

>>12966
SHENANIGANS
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No. 12984 ID: e3f578

oh man this update
adorable interactions
tense scenes
terrible puns
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No. 12985 ID: 693d88

This is the absolute best flash so far.
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No. 12986 ID: bffa2a

It's getting intense. Oh, and I stumbled on a hidden room by accident. It's behind the computer after the stairs. Was there one in any of the game flashs before this? Besides the one where Nepeta gives Terezi the tablet.
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No. 12987 ID: 218d8b

Is anyone else getting serious sound errors after the switch back to Equiuus?
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No. 12988 ID: b6c6fc

Equius NO!

Homestruck is crushing my soul

. . . there are hints that Rose is going to go insane, is she going to start murdering characters too?!

when will the horror end!?
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No. 12989 ID: f4963f

honk.
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No. 12992 ID: e3f578

>>12988
pfft, like Equuis can't handle an arrow in his leg. Until he's torn apart I'm not all that worried, a little since he's in front of the Bard of Rage, but he might be able to fight good.

Remember, in their session, they've all been beaten, bitten, pounced, and probably even shot at. If their vitality bar thing isn't zero, ain't no thing but a horse leg
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No. 12993 ID: 897302

>>12989
HONK.
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No. 12995 ID: 383006

>>12992
Equius is totally going to get murdered. ;-; he is my favorite troll too.
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No. 12997 ID: f6360f

God DAMN, guys, this latest flash was awesome. Most of the others were just kind of annoying, but this one shone.
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No. 12998 ID: 897302

>>12995
Same.
Oh man this is the tensest Homestuck's been ever.
I am on the edge of my seat.
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No. 12999 ID: 15b51b

Whatever happens next, the comic has peaked. Equius and Nepeta pretending to be one another was Homestuck's finest moment.

>>12995
Agreed on both counts.
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No. 13000 ID: e3f578

I kinda hoped he would have successfully wielded a bow at least once by the end of Homestuck. Noooooo, we had to be ironic about it and have him defeated by a bow.
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No. 13001 ID: b6c6fc

EQUUUUIIIUUUUS!

WHY? WHYYYYYYY?!?!

DUDE ne3eds to get all Batman on this clowns ass!
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No. 13002 ID: eec6b7

Equius? Get up. Please get up.

I COMMAND YOU TO GET UP.
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No. 13003 ID: 15b51b

Well, that was stupid.
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No. 13004 ID: f5e4b4

Well at least he died...happy?

GODDAMNIT EQUIUS STOP GETTING OFF AT BEING MURDERED BY THE HIGHBLOOD!
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No. 13005 ID: ae0e4d

I hope you like Nepeta's death scene after she scratches Gamzee.
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No. 13006 ID: bffa2a

Looks like Equius is on the end of his string.
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No. 13007 ID: bf1e7e

>>13005

It'll certainly be better than Equius'. He needs to hurry up and get on with it. If the deaths are going to be twist-free and boring (like this one), he really needs to cut the pretenses of tension. Because there really isn't any.

The best thing about this last batch of updates was that Gamzee's desire to paint with blood is actually not crazy at all, because ALL troll paint is made of blood.
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No. 13009 ID: bffa2a

Yeah, it was a bit of a dissapointment especially after the flash and lacked any redeeming facts. In fact it was just as boring as the shipping before it, except it's corpses now.
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No. 13010 ID: 15b51b
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13010

http://www.formspring.me/mspadventures
>>Q: How did the bowstring not snap in two when it met Equius's STRONG neck-muscles? Just his luck, huh? The one time a bowstring doesn't break around him, it's killing him.

>A: It's safe to say that if he twitched his neck muscles at all it probably would have broken the string.
>He was just that passive.
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No. 13012 ID: dad664

Welp.

I've gotten to the point where a TPK would -not- surprise me in the least.
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No. 13014 ID: e3f578

As long as Nepeta dies telling Karkat about her crush, even if every troll is pretty much aware of it anyway, then all will be as suspected. It would be just like my Japanese Animes.
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No. 13015 ID: b6c6fc

this is all really depressing,

at this point I can't even see Homestuck having a happy ending

it'll be like, "yay we won, but everyone is still dead! let's have a party of like 2 people, kick ass!"

what makes me mad about Equius, is that he didn't even try, he just gave up. he took the easy way out. he was supposed to fight for his friends but instead just gave in to his twisted desires and died

all my favorite trolls are still alive, but this bites because I have a feeling all the trolls are going to die by the end of this anyways
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No. 13016 ID: a9ba96

>The Page of Breath was the first to stop breathing
>The Prince of Hope lost all hope
>The Witch of Life was killed by a wand
>The Heir of Void was voided of air
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No. 13017 ID: 64eb2b

>>13016
Oh shit what the fuck are you doing. Ow my mind
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No. 13018 ID: 1963d1

>>13014
At this point it can go in any direction. The one thing I'm pretty sure about is that Karkat and his love interest will survive. However, who that love interest will end up being is another question...
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No. 13022 ID: eec6b7

>>13016
And Nepeta is the Rogue of Heart. Oh shiii...
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No. 13029 ID: c3f7d9

>>13022
Will have her heart stolen?
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No. 13031 ID: 20fc85

Yeah... having her heart stolen isn't gonna be the less horrible kind of heart stealing...

also: NOT NEPTA D:>
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No. 13032 ID: 51dd22

honk.HONK.honk.HONK.
BEEP FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU ANDREW!!!!
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No. 13033 ID: 15b51b
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13033

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No. 13035 ID: c3f7d9

FOUCKING HONK MAN
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No. 13037 ID: 4812df

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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No. 13039 ID: 1854db

These deaths are getting pretty contrived.

Equius didn't even try to break the damn bowstring (probably could've done it with his NECK), and Nepeta didn't do anything with her other claws when Gamzee was doing that stupid thing to his face.
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No. 13040 ID: 1963d1

Welp!

Nepeta's toast.
Then It is my somewhat firm belief that Karkat and Terezi will survive.
Sollux will probably pull a Heroic Sacrifice at the lend to allow them to escape. Just watch, it'll happen...
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No. 13042 ID: eec6b7

Have some writefaggotry. For no reason.
http://pastebin.com/2MpG3gAG
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No. 13043 ID: 0c9433

>>13039
He died as he lived.

With a huge sweaty boner

...I need this in image macro format kthnx
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No. 13044 ID: 897302

>>13042
All of the tears. ALL OF THEM.
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No. 13045 ID: e3f578

oh man remember the honks that made Karkat scared and made him and Sollux fall down all those stairs?

I figured out that wasn't Gamzee stalking them or being nearby, it was VAMPIRE Kanaya getting up and sucking Feferi's blood on the horn pile. Gamzee was probably too far away to where he was now.
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No. 13046 ID: 20fc85

^Damn, shit just got real
you're right! Which means that Nepta still has a chance of survival [I mean, there has to be a reason the scene was suddenly switched... and also a reason for the horn pile to be mentioned]
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No. 13048 ID: 0c7a20

Hgblghbhlhgrrrrh. VRISKAAAAA!

Every time I think I understand that dame, she throws me for another loop-the-loop.
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No. 13049 ID: f7166d

>>13048
I suspect Hussie is just trying to make her sympathetic before he offs her.
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No. 13050 ID: 8e5432

>>13048
What, seriously? This development has been a long time coming.
>>13049
Could be, but I doubt it. I think he's just putting into the story stuff that has already been explained frequently on formspring and /co/ that most people understand but that some apparently don't. And he's also furthering her relationship with John while doing it, in a way that totally makes sense.
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No. 13052 ID: c3f7d9

Still don't like her.
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No. 13053 ID: a50866

>>13052
I don't think you're supposed to like her. She's still pretty much a monster, as this conversation is showing. She just has no idea what the hell she's doing anymore. She's out of things to plan about, it looks like.
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No. 13055 ID: bffa2a

Vriska is pretty much my favorite character. In a non waifu way mind you. I think I have to point that out considering the company. She's a horrible person but it's always intresting to see what she's up to and I'm going to be very elated/sad when she dies. It's very confusing.
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No. 13059 ID: 8e5432

>>13053
You see "monster" I see "teenager".
And both of those are true. But I would like to remind you that the only difference is perspective.

Her motivations are understandable, and she is a character with whom it is possible to sympathize. She is thus a very good character. You may like her or dislike her as you would a real person.
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No. 13062 ID: e3f578

So hard growing up as a troll, it's hard and nobody understands
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No. 13063 ID: 75d7a9

'12 other wigglers'

HUSSSSSSSSSSSIE!!!!
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No. 13064 ID: 15b51b
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13064

CG: IT WILL JUST BE ME, SPINNING AND SPINNING AND SPINNING INTO ENDLESS NOTHING, SCREAMING
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No. 13065 ID: df879e

>>13059
>>13055

She's a twat. Just like Eridan, or most of the trolls, to be honest. Precisely because she's a teenager, I have troubles sympathizing with her, even as a villain.

Her motivations are childish. she's basically a bitchy high school girl, only that kills people in hissy fits. I don't see how is she interesting as a character other than in a waifu way, if you're into that. (And yeah, internet nerds are way too much into psychotic bitches, for some reason.)
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No. 13066 ID: 8e5432

>>13065
You seriously can't sympathize, even though you believe you understand her? Are you diagnosed as an autist or a sociopath? (serious question)

You must have had a hell of a tough time in high school.
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No. 13072 ID: 383006

>>13066
I can understand someone being a manipulative, spiteful bitch and not say "aw, man, I really feel for her. I remember what it was like when I was a manipulative, spiteful bitch."

Of course, knowing you, you are probably ignoring what the person is saying and making some pedantic definitional argument even though what the other poster is saying is perfectly clear.
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No. 13078 ID: 0c9433

>>13055
Someone's got a Kismesis
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No. 13079 ID: 0c9433

>12 other wigglers
Also FFFFFFFF

Hivebent 2: Chinese Zodiac Parent Trolls anyone?
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No. 13080 ID: 8e5432

>>13072
Well you probably wouldn't approve of her actions. But if you do understand her motives, you should indeed feel sympathy for her. The fact that you haven't been in her exact position yourself is essentially irrelevant as far as this goes; that's a factor that would make understanding more likely, but is not required for sympathy. Assuming one truly does understand her, sympathy should be the natural progression of that in a human who is not horribly fucked up. Even if the actions that are caused by her being the way she is, are extremely negative, a person, understanding her situation, should still be driven to work sympathetically with her to overcome her issues in a constructive manner, rather than moved to loathing of her.

>Of course, knowing you, you are probably ignoring what the person is saying and making some pedantic definitional argument even though what the other poster is saying is perfectly clear.
No, not this time.
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No. 13081 ID: 423449

>>13080
I believe a fast euthanasia would be kindest. Might save more people in the long run.
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No. 13082 ID: 29e769

>>13080

I find your line of reasoning to be fairly insulting and wrong-headed. Her childish disregard for the life of others is loathsome, although understandable given her society and culture.

Her murder of a 'friend' in a fit of pique because he annoyed her is equally loathsome and not really justified or explained away by her past, even though she feels remorseful. As a matter of fact, it shows that she has not really matured from the spiteful murder of Aradia in her comparative 'youth.' Her interactions have almost universally consisted of manipulation and brinkmanship. The fact that she feels that she has an excuse for this behavior does not make me feel any sympathy for her, nor does her recent admission of feelings of guilt. I feel no sympathy for her whatsoever.

I do not think someone who is sympathetic to her is stupid or wrong for thinking that, but I also don't think a lack of sympathy for someone who behaves in such a completely sociopathic manner is a signpost of some kind of mental disease.

To be clear, your strong conclusions that all right-thinking people must agree with you are what I find to be offensively stupid statements and why I assumed you were making some sort of pedantic definitional argument.
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No. 13088 ID: 706690

IS VRISKA GOING TO BECOME HUMAN?

Nahhh, she's probably gonna die right after she says all this.
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No. 13091 ID: 8e5432

>>13082
>I find your line of reasoning to be fairly insulting
Sure. I'm plainly referring to your personal imperfections. It's not unusual to be insulted by that.
>and wrong-headed.
Nope!
>Her childish disregard for the life of others is loathsome,
Sure, but this is irrelevant.

>As a matter of fact, it shows that she has not really matured from the spiteful murder of Aradia in her comparative 'youth.'
Except... she totally has. All murders are not created equal. You can't say "oh, well, she killed a person when she was this age, and then she killed a different person later, so she's clearly identical both times". It doesn't work like that.

>The fact that she feels that she has an excuse for this behavior
See, things like this is what makes me suspect autism. She doesn't claim any excuse.

>I feel no sympathy for her whatsoever.
And this sort of thing makes me suspect sociopathy.

>To be clear, your strong conclusions that all right-thinking people must agree with you
Sympathy is not an opinion. It's a basic facet of human interaction. Limited or non-existent capacity in this is sociopathy.

Though on further relation, this may be a definitional argument, since you seem to think that sympathizing with someone means believing that everything they do is morally correct. Of course, if you fail to so much as understand the concept of sympathy, that would point even more strongly to sociopathy.

>>13081
I'm not sure if you mean me, the person I'm talking to, or Vriska. If the former case: Fuck you too, buddy. If one of the latter two: I doubt that would be necessary at this point.
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No. 13092 ID: 0c9433
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13092

Fellas fellas. One thing we can agree on

Momma Vriska is hot
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No. 13094 ID: e3f578

>>13092
You can't even see her face. You just see some boob curve. That amount of information isn't enough to determine if she's decently curvaceous or not. It is a seductive pose, though.

So are there only 12 ancestors for each zodiac or are there more not directly related to these trolls that qualify for the rest of that weird alphabet.
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No. 13097 ID: 2eac65

>>13091
>Sure. I'm plainly referring to your personal imperfections.
No, you're willfully misinterpreting him and going "GOTCHA"! If you have a point other than being insulting, you can make it without forcibly labeling people with random mental illnesses.
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No. 13098 ID: f5e4b4

>>13094

>You can't even see her face.

If troll ancestors are like the kid's guardians, they won't have more than a single facial feature.
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No. 13099 ID: 0c9433

>>13098
Maybe instead of all white they will be all black

They aren't really Guardians after all. They left their progeny to the lusii
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No. 13100 ID: 75d7a9

>>13099
which is like john and nana, she may have been his ectobiological mom but she was never physically there, dad was the one that raised him. so mindfang is vriska ecto-mom but she was raised by spider-mom. exactly how a lusus raises a troll i don't know, i mean karkat was raised by a giant crab monster
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No. 13102 ID: e3f578

>>13100
I bet there are ancestor Lussi too.
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No. 13106 ID: 383006

>>13091

First of all, I'm not the person you called an autistic sociopath, I just think you are either really confused, or trolling. I'm only going to address the sympathy argument. Your other points fail to understand what I was saying entirely, such as the godawful strawman about the Aradia murder.

Secondly, this obviously is some kind of definitional argument.

>you seem to think that sympathizing with someone means believing that everything they do is morally correct.

I guess you are an autistic sociopath because you obviously don't know what the word means.

The more technical definition distinguishes Sympathy from empathy. Empathy is the simple ability to share emotions with fellow creatures - i.e. seeing a sad person makes you a little sad. Sympathy is Empathic Concern - you feel sad because the other person is sad, and desire to see them get better - concern for their state.

So, once again, you're a pedantic anus. This time, you are a wrong pedantic anus.

It has nothing to do with approving of someone's actions, true- it is sharing the emotions or feelings of another person, and the wish that they not feel bad when they are doing so. This is how I was using it. If you feel bad when she 'feels bad' in the context of the fiction, or are happy when she is 'happy,' then you are empathizing with her. If you feel bad when she feels bad, and then wish she wasn't feeling bad, that is sympathy.

If, instead, you don't care or are happy when bad things happen to her, you are not.

You originally said:

>Her motivations are understandable, and she is a character with whom it is possible to sympathize.

Somehow, this morphed into 'anyone who does not sympathize with her is an autistic sociopath'

Autistics fail to properly understand the emotions of everyone and sociopaths have no capacity or a limited capacity for empathy.

No one sympathizes with everyone in the world, and failing to sympathize with a single other person is not indicative of a developmental disorder or a mental disease. Normal people don't sympathize with every people even when they do understand the other person's motivations or beliefs.

A simple thought about the 'bad guy' getting what is coming to him in the final scene of the movie is the normal and natural response to seeing the person that you are coached to find abhorrent getting their just desserts. It certainly isn't indicative of a diseased mind.
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No. 13110 ID: 897302

>>13106
While I personally find Vriska a sympathetic character, this man's argument is well-reasoned.
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No. 13117 ID: 2eac65

General advice: People tend to be resistant to ideas which are used to personally attack them. Your opinions will be much more convincing when you don't add "but you didn't agree with that and therefore you MUST be an evil stupid subhuman monster" at the end.
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No. 13118 ID: bf1e7e

>>13117

People are also resistant to ideas which are flagrantly retarded.

So there's also that.
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No. 13120 ID: 897302

>>13106
The whiplash phenomenon is not limited to your perception of Vriska. It is a defining feature of the reading experience, especially lately. It's not a bad thing, in my view. One of the reasons you get on a roller coaster is because the experience is not exactly a gentle one. They build them in amusement parks, because that is where people go to be amused.

Vriska is not designed to be either definitively likable or hateable. Sometimes when you read a story, a character does something which you will take as a message from the author about how you are supposed to feel about that character. When they later do something at odds with that message, it can either be regarded as out of character, or character development, depending on both the reader's perception, and the author's execution.

In this case, everything she does, good or bad, is meant to provide a more complete picture of her as a character, and more thorough context for her actions. Once upon a time, a lot of it seemed purely despicable. But I don't believe either extreme, despicable or sympathetic, is 100% suitable anymore. What exists is a portrait that has complexities, as any character given a lot of time in the limelight should have. That having been provided, which side she falls on is up to the reader.

- AH
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No. 13123 ID: 8e5432

>>13106
>The more technical definition distinguishes Sympathy from empathy. Empathy is the simple ability to share emotions with fellow creatures - i.e. seeing a sad person makes you a little sad. Sympathy is Empathic Concern - you feel sad because the other person is sad, and desire to see them get better - concern for their state.

I know that. That's the definition I was working with.

But I am going to cease participating in this discussion. It was a poor choice from the start, really. I apologize for lowering the quality of this thread.
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No. 13131 ID: 2eac65

>>13123
Well, that's settled then. Let's move onto a much more important subject:

>>13092
This image confirms that female trolls do, indeed, have boobies.
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No. 13132 ID: e99ddd

Considering trolls don't breastfeed, it probably shoots darts or electricity or something.
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No. 13144 ID: bf1e7e

Totes saw this one coming.
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No. 13160 ID: 897302

Aradia's actually pretty cool when she's not being all emo and dead.
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No. 13163 ID: 75d7a9

oh man, tavros and dave having rap-offs and exploring the after life. i am a LOT less sad about people dying. still, need vriska, terzi, and karkat to live so they can meet the kids and make half-breed mutant babies.
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No. 13178 ID: f5e4b4

>Aradia's actually pretty cool when she's not being all emo and dead.

I've always liked her, even when she was all emo and dead, but I agree, now she's much cooler, and--

>AA: i am very much alive
>AA: and i intend to stay that way :)

...Well it was nice while it lasted.
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No. 13183 ID: 1963d1

>>13178
Wait, I am confus.

What about this put you off of Aradia's character?
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No. 13184 ID: 75d7a9

>>13183
he is saying that her declaration to stay alive is a death sentence. and that she is going back o being dead soon.
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No. 13186 ID: e3f578

Hasn't she seen the future though? If the Maid of fucking Time, the GOD of Time, says she intends to stay that way...

well she goddamn stays that way. Look at John he's a fucking GOD of Wind drillin' that shit like a motherfucker.
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No. 13188 ID: 15b51b

>>13163
>i am a LOT less sad about people dying
Keep in mind these dream bubbles are, as I understand, actually the frozen death screams of the horrorterrors. I don't know about you, but that sounds pretty fragile as far as afterlives go.
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No. 13191 ID: bf1e7e

>>13163

You didn't realize that something like this happened when no-longer-dead dream jade was crying about how she was just with all of her friends and now she missed them?
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No. 13206 ID: 15b51b
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13206

>>13191
I think a lot of people were envisioning something less idyllic.
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No. 13209 ID: aa4a55

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005403
:D

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005404
D:

That's all there is to say of the matter...
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No. 13211 ID: 897302

Not Dad and Mom!
oh noooooooooo!
>>
No. 13215 ID: f6360f

Dammit, Vriska.

When you told him that he'd see his dad... you never mentioned that he'd only make it in time to find the body. You never said.

You'd best not have been hiding that vital little tidbit.
>>
No. 13219 ID: 2eac65

Don't panic yet. Dad set Jack's hat on fire. He wouldn't betray an old friend, would he?
>>
No. 13228 ID: 55c4cf

Dad is going to die. All the guardians have in both sessions so far. Two out of like 16 remain.
>>
No. 13231 ID: 8e5432

Next update
>Jack wishes the couple a happy Valentines day
>>
No. 13232 ID: 1963d1

>>13231
Why am I still naïve enough to believe this is what's actually going to happen?

OH GOD PLEASE DON'T HAVE HIM KILL MOM AND DAD! DER IN WUV!!!
>>
No. 13234 ID: b6c6fc

AH's gone homicidal, almost all the cast is going to be culled

. . . and not "culled" in the feferi sort of way either
>>
No. 13238 ID: 20fc85

oddly enough, I expected this culling from him :pinkiepie:

it was too sane for too long. And Bro already died... so...

anyways, Tavros. What exactly is with him... and why are dead people so important to have been mentioned at all?
>>
No. 13242 ID: f5e4b4

>>13188

I guess now they have a clear reason to keep the horrorterrors alive and safe from Jack, then.
>>
No. 13243 ID: fa89f6

Oh goodness oh geeze oh my

Mindfang fapfics...
>>
No. 13245 ID: 75d7a9

i... i think i may need to get a towel.
>>
No. 13257 ID: e3f578
 

i wondered what the context of these audio cuts were in
>>
No. 13261 ID: 75d7a9

gamzee out of fucking nowhere!
>>
No. 13263 ID: f88f02

>Okay so I just realized. Maybe I read the bit about signs wrong, but I'm pretty sure they are closely linked to the troll's blood color. Karkat would have had to fake his sign if he wanted to avoid being culled, right? So he isn't an actual Cancer. That means he would have to be some other taboo and unheard of sign of the zodiac, one that few trolls even know of since he isn't even located on the hemospectrum.

>Karkat is Ophiuchus.
>Karkat is the 13th sign.
>>
No. 13265 ID: 8e5432
File 129776966037.gif - (32.79KB , 650x450 , Grand Highblood.gif )
13265

HONK
>>
No. 13266 ID: f5e4b4

Welp, there go the huge bitch and the huge fag.
>>
No. 13269 ID: aa4a55

>>13263
Mind
Blown

but i doubt 'bout it...
>>
No. 13270 ID: 10f195

>>13265
Beat me to it.
>>
No. 13271 ID: b6c6fc

this is definitly the end of eridan
Vriska will probably escape for now though,
>>
No. 13275 ID: 1963d1

WHOEVER WINS, WE LOSE.

No wait, let me try that again...

WHOEVER LOSES, WE WIN.

Much better! :D
>>
No. 13282 ID: 712e33
File 129782031122.gif - (7.92KB , 650x450 , 03513.gif )
13282

Just had to be done.
>>
No. 13283 ID: 9e3eeb

>>13282
Ewwwww.... do you know where that hat has been?
>>
No. 13286 ID: 712e33

Seriously though.
The troll predecessors look badass.
>>
No. 13295 ID: e3f578

oh shit bros
western music up in this bitch can you feel the wa wa waaaaa
>>
No. 13296 ID: f5e4b4

And here comes vampire Kanaya to fuck some serious shit up.

Also I just realized something

>Terezi has been bitten
>Vampire Terezi
>Karkat = DELICIOUS RED BLOOD

Karkat is in troubles. Even more now.
>>
No. 13300 ID: a9068d

>>13296

Calling it now. Karkat's the only one safe from vampirism because his blood tastes horribad.
>>
No. 13301 ID: 712e33

If Vriska is god tier, why the heck does she have to worry about all this?

What kind of shitty power could she have that mere mortals can take her down?
>>
No. 13310 ID: a50866

>>13301
She has the power of "luck." And if luck has one downside, it's that sometimes, you can roll a 1.
>>
No. 13312 ID: 897302
File 129789259131.jpg - (102.17KB , 350x350 , 3248176239-1.jpg )
13312

Holy shit you guys Heir Conditioning is maybe the best song to come out of Homestuck ever.

This whole album is awesome, oh my goodness.
>>
No. 13314 ID: 20fc85

^I lost contact with reality by Dance of Thorns...

That said, let the fighting commence.
>>
No. 13315 ID: 897302

My friend just had an idea that i think may have some merit.

Tori: Maybe Kanaya can save everyone who died by 'turning' them
Tori: I don't see how those bite marks could mean anything besides a possible solution to the 'everyone is dead' problem.

What do you think?
>>
No. 13316 ID: 378404

>Time is on My Side

Sweet merciful Christ. Dave is going to be kicking ILLEGAL amounts of ass.
>>
No. 13318 ID: 1963d1

>>13296
>>13300
>>13315
You guys do know that vampires can bite people without turning them, don't you? It's an older-fashioned aspect of the vampire legend that's mostly been forgotten by modern writers, but I could totally see it coming into play here. After all, we're not seeing a vampire Feferi running around, are we?
>>
No. 13320 ID: 6ba8b3

Well, Feferi was already dead innit. But Kanya applying bandages after said deed gives a small hope of her being good. Stay good Kanya. Stay good.
>>
No. 13323 ID: e3f578

People whining on Hussies formspring account about how the flash page doesn't have a lot of action happening are pussies who can't appreciate a good mexican standoff and I would never want to associate with them. In fact, I think all webcomics should now be required to make at least 1 flash page with a mexican standoff in it, even the slice of life comics.

Maybe it'd be over like a donut or something.
>>
No. 13329 ID: 75d7a9

i agree, i don't think a thing exists that can't be improved with a mexican standoff.
>>
No. 13332 ID: 2eac65

>>13323
We don't have to go around harassing people with different tastes.
>>
No. 13335 ID: c148e6

>>13332
Of course we do. This is the internet.
>>
No. 13336 ID: e3f578

>>13332
shit son, I ain't hasslin' nobody. All I'm aaying is bitches shouldn't whining about a cool flash page conveying a tense moment without any action or development.

anyone who would have a problem with flash page standoffs is somebody I would wanna hassle though
>>
No. 13337 ID: 9ddd8b
File 129795380485.png - (12.88KB , 648x450 , 129585853258.png )
13337

>>13263
WHAT THE FUCK
>>
No. 13343 ID: 1854db
File 129796842296.png - (4.04KB , 200x200 , Ophiuchus.png )
13343

>>13337
The sign for Ophiuchus is this.
>>
No. 13349 ID: eec6b7
File 129797759099.gif - (268.03KB , 650x800 , 03521.gif )
13349

There are no words.
>>
No. 13350 ID: e3f578

Kick to the bone bulge must hurt.
Why didn't Gamzee stop her like he did Nepeta.
He must have thought the result would be humorous.
>>
No. 13351 ID: 15b51b

>>13350
Maybe it was VAMPIRE FASTNESS.
>>
No. 13352 ID: 65a9c8

Well that is not what I thought would happen.
>>
No. 13355 ID: 1963d1

>>13349
TOTALLY FUCKING WORTH IT.
FOR EVERY SECOND OF BUILDUP.
AND EVERY UPDATE
THAT DOES OR EVER WILL EXIST
SO
BEAUTIFUL
>>
No. 13356 ID: 6ba8b3

I expected Kanya on the scene because of the flash. I didin't expect this. Will Gamzee bounce back or was he to be expendable character x4 all along?
>>
No. 13362 ID: 8e5432

>>13356
Bounce back? No, he's not made of rubber. He may or may not be dead.
>>
No. 13363 ID: 6ba8b3

I guess it depends on if he's been gently watching the new beginning at some point already or not.
>>
No. 13364 ID: 75d7a9

>>13363
he hasn't, the clock counts down to 0 when that happens. it's like... 2~1 hour(s) before that or so.
>>
No. 13366 ID: f44349
File 129799128393.gif - (93.20KB , 650x650 , 03525.gif )
13366

>>13349
So it's official.
Kanaya is the best troll.
>>
No. 13367 ID: 6ba8b3

Ahahaha, oh damn. I don't know what.
>>
No. 13368 ID: e3f578

>>13366
Vampire Kanaya, Final Destination
No looking back
>>
No. 13371 ID: 75d7a9

this finally proves that hussie is the master. he got us all set up for epic history repeating itself then BAM vampire kanaya out of fucking nowhere! no one, and i mean NO ONE predicted this.
>>
No. 13372 ID: 65a9c8

>>13366
I have been saying this since we met her
>>
No. 13373 ID: 05f8b0

I'm crying tears of pure unadulterated joy, because this is the best thing.

The best of all things. Never change, Hussie.
>>
No. 13374 ID: 1854db

>>13364
Hmm... then, Gamzee will probably be left behind or something like that. I have a feeling the kids will breach the dimensions and grab the trolls they can reach... which won't include Gamzee.
>>
No. 13375 ID: 9ddd8b

>>13343
I know, but I was more 'WHAT THE FUCK'-ing at that theory.
>>
No. 13377 ID: ba1062
File 129802081898.gif - (19.84KB , 650x650 , 03534.gif )
13377

FATALITY
>>
No. 13378 ID: 6ba8b3
File 129802234827.gif - (47.47KB , 650x450 , homestuckwhut.gif )
13378

>>
No. 13381 ID: f5e4b4

And of course, she sparkles. It was inevitable.
>>
No. 13382 ID: 15b51b

>>13371
Y'know, being unpredictable doesn't automatically equate to good storytelling.

Nevertheless, I am pleased that Eridan was murdered with a chainsaw.
>>
No. 13383 ID: f5e4b4

Nah, there's a lot of people that saw this coming, along with many stuff that has already happened. And you could argue that this sudden twist breaks the buildup and atmosphere that it's been trying to build up since the trolls started going psycho on each other.

If there's something I can give Hussie credit for is for making likable characters out of a juggalo, a hyper furry fag and a twilight fangirl.
>>
No. 13384 ID: b6c6fc

I dunno, I liked all the trolls

seeing any of the trolls die makes me sad, even when the troll dying is a douche like Eridan

>>13271
also I totally called it
>>
No. 13387 ID: f88f02

>>13381
She's a gorramn lightbulb
>>
No. 13388 ID: 57397f

>>13383
Due to the number of people speculating more than the quality of the speculation.
>>
No. 13390 ID: bf1e7e

>>13388

No it really was pretty obvious that Kanaya was going to show up.

>>13382

I actually kinda disagree, because it just continues the trend of 'nobody dies in homestuck unless the fight is so one-sided that they never had a chance to fight back.' I'm getting kind of tired of one-frame battles. The last time there was an actual fight was Davesprite+Bro vs Slaughtering Sovereign.
>>
No. 13391 ID: 322827

Everyone deserved what they got, except for Gamzee, though he's prolly only still alive cus he's just crazy right now and just hasn't had his Faygo yet. Either way I can see Gamzee chillin out at some point and apologizing for everything, and if not, it's gonna be an epic fight.
>>
No. 13392 ID: 75d7a9

>>13391
all you need to do to fix gamzee, is pie him in the face with a sopor slime pie. meaning odds are good john will be able to fix him since he is the prank master.
>>
No. 13393 ID: bf1e7e

>>13391

>Everyone deserved what they got, except for Gamzee,

Yeah, it was really unfair that he got kicked in the junk for the cold-blooded murder of at least one of his friends and likely that of another. He just can't catch a break.
>>
No. 13394 ID: e3f578

Gamzee is still a cooler villain then either of these faggots though. I wish a less worse fate on him then both Vriska and Eridan. The Joker may have crippled Batwoman and brutally murdered a Robin with a crowbar, but goddamn is he entertaining.
>>
No. 13395 ID: 75d7a9

but... gamzee isn't dead, he could still come back and scare the fuck out us sometime.
>>
No. 13398 ID: 20fc85

>>13395
he went over a cliff...
he'll show up again. There's no way Hussie could let gamzee go...
>>
No. 13400 ID: 15b51b

>>13390
>I actually kinda disagree, because it just continues the trend of 'nobody dies in homestuck unless the fight is so one-sided that they never had a chance to fight back.' I'm getting kind of tired of one-frame battles. The last time there was an actual fight was Davesprite+Bro vs Slaughtering Sovereign.
Oh, I gave up on that sort of thing a long time ago. I mean, my idea of a real fight is something where there's some back and forth followed by a victory. By that metric, unless I'm mistaken, we haven't had a real fight since the old Kid vs Parent flashes.
>>
No. 13401 ID: 75d7a9

oh man. update.

DEAL WITH IT.
>>
No. 13405 ID: f88f02

Update: KANAYA IS ALPHA AS FUCK
>>
No. 13410 ID: 75d7a9

i am not going to abandon my ship, ever! John <3 Vriska forever!
>>
No. 13411 ID: 322827

>>13393
That phrase works in two directions, I think you're referring to the phrase in the direction I was not referring to.

Basically, I meant he deserved more then that, but w/e.
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No. 13413 ID: 6ba8b3
File 129814199258.gif - (59.02KB , 650x450 , kanayascream.gif )
13413

>>13411

You'll want to be careful with that here. We be up in our ears in waifus like the world is flooding and everyone must fill the great shippers ark. Some have a huge hatebulge for that.

Speaking of which I think that ship has sailed Vriska. Too little too late. I hope you don't end up like Tavros.. or do I? Goddammit, stop hogging all the limelight so I can hate you properly and dismiss you as expendable.
>>
No. 13415 ID: 6ba8b3
File 129814208253.gif - (42.46KB , 650x450 , vriskiss.gif )
13415

Oh boy
>>
No. 13424 ID: 75d7a9

or foursome. vriska, john, rose, and kanaya get together and just go all out.
>>
No. 13430 ID: a41aaf

>>13411
I think the phrase you were looking for was 'got what they deserved', not 'deserved what they got'.
>>
No. 13438 ID: 8e5432

Fuck you, Jack.
>>
No. 13439 ID: f88f02

>What will you do?

Eat your goddamn sword you overpowered murderous son of a bitch
>>
No. 13440 ID: 2eac65

Why is Jack going around randomly murdering people again?
>>
No. 13441 ID: 75d7a9

>>13440
cause he's a huge asshole.
>>
No. 13442 ID: e3f578

come on Jack, you and Dad were bros!
Remember the hat thing?
>>
No. 13443 ID: f5e4b4

>>13440

He's killing everybody that could be a threat to him. The players and their guardians.
>>
No. 13444 ID: e3f578

They're in bubbles now.
We'll see 'em again, you'll see
>>
No. 13445 ID: 897302

I'm sad.
I'M SAD.
>>
No. 13449 ID: 28e94e

This quest jumped the shark back when they changed focus from the humans to the trolls. Writing quality dropped dramatically and I just couldn't bring myself to read any further.
>>
No. 13454 ID: e9ab30

I hope Kanaya doesn't keep those shades on. I mean, doesn't she know where they've been?

Seriously, this is bothering me more than Mom and Dad getting killed.
>>
No. 13455 ID: ba1062

Jack's right hand isn't bloodied yet. This is worrisome.
>>
No. 13456 ID: 75d7a9

>>13455
dave still has an extra life. since his dreamself is still alive. so that could be it.
>>
No. 13457 ID: 2eac65
File 129818373385.gif - (43.29KB , 650x450 , Kanaya_Maryam.gif )
13457

Guys, I think I've figured it out.

Okay, so Kanaya's a vampire right now, right? Now, who else do we know that's a vampire?
>>
No. 13458 ID: 2eac65
File 129818379386.gif - (28.78KB , 650x450 , Problem_Sleuth_Vampire.gif )
13458

>>13457
That's right. Problem Sleuth.

Keep this in mind, it'll be important later.
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No. 13459 ID: 2eac65
File 129818395916.png - (5.49KB , 169x232 , Feferidream.png )
13459

>>13457
>>13458
Back to Kanaya. We know that she's friends with Feferi from one of their chatlogs.

Fereri, in turn, has a close relationship with the Noble Circle of Horrorterrors. Eldritch beings they be, but there is a source of information about them.
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No. 13460 ID: 2eac65
File 129818427247.png - (152.89KB , 650x450 , Squiddles.png )
13460

>>13457
>>13458
>>13459
The source in question is, of course, The Adventures of Squiddles & Friends, which as we all know is inspired by the maddened whisperings of shapeless chaotic beings that dwell beyond time and space.

Therefore, examining the show and related merchandise should lead us to further understanding of the Horrorterrors and their situation.
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No. 13461 ID: 2eac65
File 129818448597.png - (295.25KB , 650x450 , Billy.png )
13461

>>13457
>>13458
>>13459
>>13460
Now, let's look at the theme song.

From the intro music, it's clear that the Squiddles have many special friends that they love to go on undersea adventures with, such as Billy the Bellsuit Diver, the Sea Unicorns, and the happy Candy Corn Shrimp...
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No. 13462 ID: 2eac65
File 129818461786.gif - (23.44KB , 650x450 , Candy_Corn_Vampire.gif )
13462

>>13457
>>13458
>>13459
>>13460
>>13461
...or, rather, the Candy Corn VAMPIRE!
>>
No. 13463 ID: 2eac65
File 12981849272.gif - (35.39KB , 650x450 , Kanaya_Corn_Vampire.gif )
13463

>>13457
>>13458
>>13459
>>13460
>>13461
What does it all mean? That's simple.

Kanaya, because of her friendship with the newly vampirized Feferi, is going to travel beyond the Furthest Ring to meet with the Horrorterrors and befriend them, becoming their ally against whatever force is preying upon them, and assuming the role of Candy Corn Shrimp as prophesied by the writers of Squiddles & Friends.

It's really quite obvious when you look at the facts.
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No. 13464 ID: b30788

>>13457
>>13458
>>13459
>>13460
>>13461
>>13462
>>13463

Your ideas intrigue me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
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No. 13465 ID: 57764c
File 129818967183.jpg - (93.90KB , 600x480 , mind-blown.jpg )
13465

>>13457
>>13458
>>13459
>>13460
>>13461
>>13462
>>13463
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No. 13470 ID: bf1e7e

Yeah that definitely needed 7 posts.
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No. 13476 ID: 2eac65

>>13470
>sarcasm
It did for the pictures. Plus, it helped give a distinctive rhythm to the sequence. It wouldn't have been as funny if the punchline:

>>13462
...wasn't in its own post or didn't have that picture with it.
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No. 13477 ID: bf1e7e

>>13476

A distinctive and shitty rhythm. Being distinctive doesn't make something good.

and if you wanted candy corn vampire to have its own picture for shock value, congrats. That would justify two posts, for two pictures. Not seven.

Instead we have a whole bunch of completely ancillary pictures posted, including TWO completely unnecessary pictures of the squiddles opening theme and a random shot of dream feferi.
>>
No. 13479 ID: 2eac65

Okay, so you didn't personally find it funny. Noted.
>>
No. 13480 ID: 2eac65

Before this gets any more out of hand: Yes, I understand that posting several times in a row can be disruptive, and yes, I'll remember to keep my posts more efficient in the future. I'm going to leave it at that instead of trying to overexplain my joke.

Now, we can move on to a more important subject.
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No. 13483 ID: 6ba8b3
File 129823862912.jpg - (943.06KB , 1500x1007 , wicked.jpg )
13483

>>13479
>>13480

But you could have took one post to say thaaaaaat :<
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No. 13484 ID: 2eac65

We are now discussing Rose's plan.

Even though Jack gets his powers from the Green Sun, it strikes me as short-sighted to destroy it. The Sun also provides power to all the First Guardians, which are meant to protect planets that will form sentient life. Killing all of them can't be good for the balance of the universe.

Plus, the Green Sun exists in the Furthest Ring, outside the kids' timeline and the trolls' timeline. Who knows when it'll be gone from either Jack's perspective? It could be right after Rose leaves. It could be ten years from then. It could be ten years in the past.

Since it's outside of time, destroying it could mean it never existed in the first place. That means no First Guardians, ever. And since First Guardians are spread throughout the multiverse, that means that everything that ever existed will become a doomed timeline.
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No. 13485 ID: 75d7a9

>>13484
but rose was GIVEN that plan BY a first guardian, Mr. vanilla milkshake / Doc Scratch. of all things, a first guardian would know what would happen if you destroyed it's power source.
>>
No. 13486 ID: 6ba8b3

>>13485

But he went emo and wants to die. Those near god types tend to take everything with them when they get like that. Unless he lied.
>>
No. 13487 ID: bf1e7e

>>13485

Yes, but only because he wants to die after completing his setup for the summoning of Lord English OR because he's manipulating Rose in order to facilitate said summoning.

If he's being honest about wanting to not exist any more, it's not like he'll give a shit about what happens after he's gone.
>>
No. 13488 ID: 75d7a9

>>13487
i'm saying it wouldn't RETROACTIVLY destroy them, otherwise he would of never been ABLE to set up for lord english since he would of never existed. therefor we can tell that it would only cut off the power afterwards.
>>
No. 13489 ID: 2eac65

That's a good point. If the plan creates a timeline split, then it won't fulfill Doc Scratch's death wish, because that instance of him will still exist even if another one dies.

Then again, there have been alternate timelines with First Guardians in them; since everyone from an alternate timeline is doomed to die, it might be that a timeline split strips Guardians of their immortality somehow, possibly because they aren't "real" according to Paradox Space.
>>
No. 13490 ID: 8e5432

>>13488
It couldn't conceivably not act on all points of time, though.
>>
No. 13492 ID: e3f578

We probably don't have any chance of understanding this timey whimey shit. From our perspective, shit will just happen. Even from the _____ of Time player's perspective, most of what he can understand is that Paradox space is fucked up and that all he really needs to do is establish stable time loops.

All bets are off in paradox space. Probably why they need a map, a tumor, and crazy-ass-backwards magic to do this. Only omnipotent beings like the guardians probably have a chance at knowing what will happen when something significant changes in paradox space. Which is why most of this is Doc Scratches plan. Rose is still a pawn because she's not omnipotent to get the entirety of what shall happen. All that matters is that we hope Jack loses his powers at the correct moment in time for whatever reason it will be the correct moment, which he probably will.
>>
No. 13493 ID: 0c9433

Simple. Doc's death will make the scratch. After all, that's what happens when you pocket the cueball.
>>
No. 13494 ID: 2eac65

>>13493
I doubt that. The scratch is supposed to be one of the standard game mechanics included in Sburb. Not the sort of thing that requires killing a First Guardian.

Also, the Jack that came out of the Scratch still has his powers, which implies that it happens before the Green Sun is destroyed.
>>
No. 13495 ID: 8e5432

>>13494
No it's not. It's an interuniversal phenomenon. It's not related to Sburb.
>>
No. 13496 ID: 2eac65

>>13495
From the Aradiabot's log:

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004503

>FAA: they are catal0gued phen0mena within the game itself
>FAA: with a pr0vided means 0f creating them
>FAA: and a wide range 0f scenari0s f0r which it might be prudent t0 d0 s0

I find it unlikely that the provided method of creating a scratch is the death of a First Guardian.
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No. 13497 ID: 75d7a9

yeah, a Scratch is EASY to make. a RIFT though? i think the rift is TWO scratches being made on opposite sides at the same time so they can bleed through to each-other.
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No. 13499 ID: bf1e7e

>>13497

A scratch is an in-game term for the rift. They're the same thing. Read the whole aradialog there.
>>
No. 13509 ID: d28732

NOTICE THE SYMBOLS ON HER CLOCK?
>>
No. 13516 ID: 897302

>>13509
They're roman numerals?
Am I missing something?
>>
No. 13518 ID: 8e5432

>>13516
I'm pretty sure that he just means there's zodiac animals there.
>>
No. 13519 ID: 57764c

I think he means the zodiac symbols, which is even less something
>>
No. 13556 ID: 75d7a9

she just teleportaled through jack to the
GREEN MOTHERFUCKING SUN
>>
No. 13597 ID: ba1062

alright what the hell is going on here where and when the fuck is cal going
>>
No. 13599 ID: 75d7a9

>>13597
someone made a list of all known time points.
beginning: the time the meteors planted the frog temples
ancient: the time of the ancestors
modern: the time of the meteors bringing the troll kids to the planet
post apoc: when jack and them just landed and the place is a ruin.
future: time of midnight crew and felt.
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No. 13628 ID: 6ba8b3
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13628

Sollux confirmed dead in near future or just the original Sollux dead in the past? Multiple lives are confusing.
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No. 13630 ID: b58751

>>13628
where is that pic from?
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No. 13631 ID: eab1be

>>13628
Sollux confirmed not dead, just sleeping. Like Jade probably, unless the Droll has inexplicably killed her already (or will/has killed her and this is her from the future, or it's a memory of her, or... dammit we don't know anything ever). Also, it's present-Sollux, inasmuch as 'present' means anything in paradox space.

Although, jeez, can dead people sleep? What would that even DO?
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No. 13632 ID: 4e16e6

I cant recall where exactly, but I remember that Sollux predicted that he was going to die blind, and his "last self" is the only blind one...
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No. 13634 ID: 917741

Obviously what must be done is restore his sight then. Sollux shall live forevar!
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No. 13647 ID: 75d7a9

"AA: are you guys ready?"
bracing for epic!
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No. 13652 ID: ba1062

>>13647
NOPE

>We'll be rehosting the site over the weekend to upgrade the server and hopefully improve site performance. Not totally sure how long this will take, but we might see a few days without updates. You have already worn your F5 key down to a useless nub, so please take advantage of this time to go easy on it. Maybe try some other F keys for a while? They're nice too.
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No. 13653 ID: 75d7a9

>>13652
>implying hussie can't draw while waiting for the switch to finish.
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No. 13657 ID: cf244d

>>13653
>implying Hussie isn't manually transcribing each bit from the old servers to the new
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No. 13747 ID: 0c9433

>Cal
>Cue ball
>Doc Scratch

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF- I KNEW THAT PUPPET WAS BAD NEWS
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No. 13750 ID: e3f578

Doc Scratch isn't really bad
And Cal is just his Dad
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No. 13751 ID: 897302

>I am expecting a guest to arrive shortly.

H҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚E҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚C҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚O҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚M҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚E҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚S҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̕̚̕̚͡
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No. 13755 ID: 407651

I wonder why I just expected to see Isaiah Mustafa arrive.
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No. 13768 ID: f5e4b4
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13768

Cool, I was starting to miss this guy.
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No. 13770 ID: e3f578

Slick is the best version of Jack.
The respectable one.
I wanna see both versions fight each other.
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No. 13773 ID: 1963d1

>>13770
I agree with this quite a lot.
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No. 13783 ID: 2eac65
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13783

>When I am finished with this minor interruption, we will resume our gentlemanly negotiation. I will proceed to beat you severely until you agree to do what I ask. I trust you won't take it personally.

This is some sort of innuendo. You can't deny it.
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No. 13784 ID: cf244d

>>13783
I am pretty sure it is not.

While we are on this subject
What the fuck why is he taking his goddamn jacket off
He wears it all the fucking time, but when a guest comes he takes it off
what the fuck
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No. 13786 ID: 8c73c8

because he is telling the truth, he will shortly start punching the ever-loving FUCK out of slick. he probably is using his hands instead of his powers just because he can.
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No. 13787 ID: e3f578

all real gentlemen take their jackets off when their about to get into a fight.
it's polite really
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No. 13789 ID: 20fc85

who wants to cover their supereme white jacket with blood?
also, jackets tend to restrict you too

watch some 40s detective noir movies
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No. 13804 ID: 897302
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13804

He hung his jacket on the Battlefield.
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No. 13806 ID: cf244d

Except he's actually just about to talk to a girl. The removal of his coat was premature, at the very least.
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No. 13807 ID: e3f578

it was getting a little hot in the room
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No. 13815 ID: b6ab62

Best pedo ever.
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No. 13817 ID: 8c73c8

haha, oh wow. the best part is he doesn't even mean it like that. it just SOUNDS really bad.
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No. 13820 ID: e3f578

it's probably a joke to make it sound like that
haa hee hoo hoo haa
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No. 13822 ID: 8c73c8

no see, he WOULD offer her candy. but he would serious about it and not have the candy as a kind of lure. i mean he actually set out a bowl of infinite scottie dogs for slick.
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No. 13824 ID: cf244d

For an omniscient being, Scratch is pretty oblivious.
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No. 13831 ID: 2eac65

So, if the Scratch has nothing to do with destroying the Green Sun or killing Jack... what's the point of it?
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No. 13832 ID: bf1e7e

>>13831

They need to reset the game in order to make it winnable so that the alternate successful session can create the trollverse.
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No. 13834 ID: ba1062

So if they are going to reset their universe, then how do we explain Jade's "grandson"?
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No. 13835 ID: bf1e7e

>>13834

They're going to leave the universe and go to the trolls' as they complete the scratch so that they don't cease to exist when it resets.
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No. 13844 ID: 20fc85

entire game reboots. Your character never existed cause YOU NEVER SAVED D:

But they continue to exist cause they leave the game to go play on the desktop.

eg: they'd eventually exist if they didn't escape, it's just that the current playthrough would basically never have happened.

I explain well?
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No. 13845 ID: 02fc78

What I want to know is, will they become their guardians for the next session?

If davebro was a master of time, that would explain a lot of Cal shenanigans And how his sword was badass enough to start the scratch.

Of course this is just wild speculation.
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No. 13846 ID: 8c73c8

everything that has happened DID happen. it's another time loop in this whole messed up loopy shit.it's why their session is barren, because the reseted session is the one that is supposed to make the new universe. they will not become the new guardians because the game makes guardians for the players with the ecto-lab. at most they will text message the other players of the new session.
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No. 13850 ID: 1854db

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that the Scratch happens and most if not all of the kids escape to the troll session as planned. Then they activate the scratch in the troll session too, and escape BACK to the human session.

Then that becomes the alpha timeline that Scratch and Jack are having their conversation in. Remember, Jack is from the FUTURE. The Green Sun exists in the alpha timeline, and all other timelines can reach it. Thus, destroying the Green Sun via the kids' current timeline will stick even though their timeline resets.
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No. 13852 ID: cf244d

The Green Sun is outside of the timeline. It doesn't really matter what timeline someone comes from to get there, because as soon as you leave your incipisphere you're outside of tat shit anyway.
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No. 13885 ID: ba1062

oh hey a silent flash
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No. 13886 ID: f5e4b4

You know, in Homestuck no retarded plot twist, pointless side-plot, inventory shenanigan or pseudo-romantic story arc pisses me off more than a silent flash.

>:(
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No. 13887 ID: 6ba8b3
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13887

Well, you'll be pleased that he's decided on not doing any more flashes due to dimnishing returns.
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No. 13888 ID: 4d62a1

WHAT A TROLL RESULT
IT WAS JUST MEANINGLESS GARBAGE
NOW WE HAVE TO WAIT ON ROSE TO SAY WHAT SHE SAW
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No. 13890 ID: bf1e7e

>>13888

>Implying it isn't going to jump straight to Rose having 'blacked out' from view
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No. 13891 ID: 1854db

mrubbit
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No. 13892 ID: 6ea0fe

>>13887
Can I haz context on that? I didn't get the image.
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No. 13894 ID: ba1062
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13894

welp
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No. 13919 ID: e3f578

This recent update is a goddamn basketball magic miracle up in this bitch. I think I need a TIME OUT myself.
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No. 13920 ID: f44349

dude whats is evnen [color="red"]GOIGN ON[/color] in this place man ? ?? ??????
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No. 13921 ID: 6ea0fe
 

New album http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/album/alterniabound

This song is made of so much epicness.
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No. 13957 ID: 3a52ed

I miss the sound so much ;-;
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No. 13991 ID: ad7e6d
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>>13921

ya...
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No. 14022 ID: ab4926

I... what.

What.
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No. 14023 ID: e3f578
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14023

...
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No. 14024 ID: f3ec51

Z
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No. 14025 ID: ab6abb
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14025

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No. 14027 ID: 7cb78a
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14027

SOUUUUNDDDDD
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No. 14028 ID: 0c9433
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14028

Oh god Karkat ;-;
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No. 14037 ID: e02378

whelp. confirmed. jack ALMOST kills WV. in WV dream we see what looks like a large scar on his chest. most likely gained from when jack shoves his whole arm through him. that is how he gets the blood on his arm as well.
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No. 14038 ID: 897302
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14038

CD: Be adorable.
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No. 14039 ID: 5f0943
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14039

*Sigh* Oh John...
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No. 14053 ID: f94e19

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/extras/ps000025.html
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No. 14065 ID: 0c9433

Just found out about this.

http://barrelofighters.a.wiki-site.com/index.php/Project_Aggrieve

This is fucking awesome.
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No. 14071 ID: cf244d

>>14065
Judging from edit history, it looks like that project is deceased.
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No. 14100 ID: cf244d

Apparently being Grimdark just means you don't talk right.
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No. 14102 ID: 8e2e95

and that you have a power overflow exception that screws with the syntax
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No. 14107 ID: 197105

This will not end well
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No. 14110 ID: f5e4b4

I'm glad the [S]s with sound are back.
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No. 14111 ID: e3f578

it's not like its a fad
geez, the silent flashes ain't much different then his animated .gifs. They probably just have more animation in them or something. Does it really matter?
I'm not knocking sound flashes they kick ass but complaining about silent flashes is kinda dumb.
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No. 14121 ID: 7b729d
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14121

Your name is UDARA JUBLYS. Your natural endowments have qualified you to be a member of the highly trained and deadly MAMMARINES, a division of all-female soldiers whose appearance on the battlefield is as feared as their BACK PROBLEMS are severe.

Your trollhandle is tacticalDissolution and your tyPing invOlv3s CaPitalisatiOn Of th3 mOr3 Curv3y shaP3D l3tt3rs, as w3ll as r3PlaCing On3 PartiCular l3tt3r with th3 numB3r 3 ((and sOm3tim3s 3nClOsing asiD3s in DOuBl3 BraCk3ts)).
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No. 14123 ID: 9e7f1c

>>14121
Is it wrong that the first thing I noticed about this post was the five letters name?
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No. 14124 ID: 7b729d

>>14123

Oh, gog damn it. There was supposed to be two Rs there.
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No. 14125 ID: e02378

wait, are her tits producing all natural napalm or something?
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No. 14126 ID: f388ec

Nah, napalm canister implants bro.
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No. 14127 ID: e02378

it's going from her tits to a large tank on her back. why add smaller anys there instead of a bigger back tank? simple, it is hooked directly to the producer.
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No. 14128 ID: 7b729d

>>14125

It's based off theories in the fandom which, in turn, are based off an answer to a question that hussie gave on his formspring. Essentially, he hinted that troll boobs have some sort of combat application to explain why they have them, since trolls don't nurse their young.
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No. 14129 ID: bf1e7e

>Essentially, he hinted that troll boobs have some sort of combat application to explain why they have them, since trolls don't nurse their young.

Actually, he just said 'iduno maybe they have a combat application or something it isn't really important' when he was directly asked why Aradia's ancestor had tits.
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No. 14169 ID: 1963d1

>>14129
You mean Vriska's ancestor, of course.
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No. 14196 ID: 1854db

So uh... when a group of players wins a session, they become the gods of the next.

Isn't that basically what AH is? The god of the Trolls' session?
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No. 14244 ID: cf244d

ooh boy John died again. I bet he's not coming back this time.
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No. 14245 ID: 8c73c8

>>14244
naw, this death was too anti climactic for a god. he is down but not out.
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No. 14246 ID: cf244d

>>14245
Every single death so far, permanent or otherwise, has been pretty anticlimactic.
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No. 14247 ID: 8c73c8

>>14246
yes but it is a rule of god-tiers. unless your death is awesome it doesn't count.
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No. 14249 ID: bc7124

One, he's been shown alive later, in LOHAC.

Two, April Fools. Maybe. Slightly late.
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No. 14250 ID: 117a26

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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No. 14251 ID: bf1e7e

>One, he's been shown alive later, in LOHAC.

This, people. This. Since we already know that he's alive at a later point in the 'alpha' timeline, we have no reason at all to worry about him now.
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No. 14252 ID: e3f578

>>14251
Unless...
this isn't the ALPHA TIMELINE! DUN DUN DUN
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No. 14253 ID: bf1e7e

>>14252

In which case, as previously established, this is just a doomed offshoot and we're going to reset back to whatever path branch caused it and have it all negated anyway.
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No. 14255 ID: 8bc10f

On his formspring, in answer to a question on God Tier immortality, Hussie said that god tier players can only die if their deaths are "heroic" or "just".

Which, one assumes, means they can only die by sacrificing themselves for something (if they're a "good" god) or at the hands of someone they've wronged (if they're an "evil" god). Though the qualifiers may be more vague than that.
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No. 14256 ID: 8e2e95

>>14255
deaths have to be epic.
his death wasn't epic...
Rose may die though...
John's coming back, but in the future... not anytime soon.
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No. 14257 ID: a4debf
 

Space Rave
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No. 14261 ID: 5667f6

>>14255

Whoops! It wasn't on formspring, it was in the chatlog between Rose and Scratch a few pages before her grimdarkening. As such:

>TT: Godhood makes one immortal?
Yes.
>TT: A god tier will live forever, with no caveats?
No.
One will live forever, unless killed.
The death must be either heroic or just.
>TT: How are those terms defined?
Broadly, mysteriously, and according to the case of the individual.
One may be killed by opposing a corrupt adversary and die for a just cause, as through martyrdom, for instance. This would be heroic.
Or one may be subject to corruption, and slain by a hero. This would be just.
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No. 14262 ID: 8c73c8

hmmm... is jack even evil or just a dick?
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No. 14263 ID: 8e2e95

as far as it seems: a dick
he kills because he is so goddamn bored. He is even reminded that he needs to stop or there'll be nothing left.

Evil was the black king
Jack... he's just... someone who can't understand himself.

but he's corrupted.
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No. 14264 ID: 8c73c8

>>14263
so yeah, getting killed by a dick is not a heroic death.
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No. 14265 ID: 0c9433

Because I don't know how to embed properly: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIj_Mkih088

This song just reminds me how sucky a time the trolls have had ;-; all of them
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No. 14326 ID: 26118f
 

>>14265
Well... thats the "happy" version of the song, in pararel universe where the rift didn't happen and they managed to get the price.

This is this timeline version.
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No. 14327 ID: bf1e7e

Anyone who thinks that Jack Noir isn't evil is a retard.

You can be a dick and also be evil.
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No. 14329 ID: 78815a

>>14327
I didn't know anyone disputed this. He kinda murdered a bunch of players as well as killed nearly every pawn of Prospit and Derse.

Genocide is kind of a dick thing to do, no matter what are the other extenuating circumstances are. Unless the pawns don't count as people or are soulless or something, in which case Jack is still not a nice guy.
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No. 14330 ID: e3f578

murdered Mom and Dad and Bro, even if imps/pawns/whatever don't count as people, they do. Errgo, by your logic, Jack is evil
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No. 14344 ID: ad7e6d

take bets before he kills off the whole cast and time travels back to the start
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No. 14430 ID: 2eac65

So, it's one day until 4/13/11, and this thread is getting rather large. Thoughts?
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No. 14432 ID: ba1062

>>14430
Yeah, I think it's time for a new thread
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No. 14435 ID: 2eac65

New thread made:
>>14434
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