I cant recall where exactly, but I remember that Sollux predicted that he was going to die blind, and his "last self" is the only blind one...

Obviously what must be done is restore his sight then. Sollux shall live forevar!

"AA: are you guys ready?"
bracing for epic!

>>13647
NOPE

>We'll be rehosting the site over the weekend to upgrade the server and hopefully improve site performance. Not totally sure how long this will take, but we might see a few days without updates. You have already worn your F5 key down to a useless nub, so please take advantage of this time to go easy on it. Maybe try some other F keys for a while? They're nice too.

>>13652
>implying hussie can't draw while waiting for the switch to finish.

>>13653
>implying Hussie isn't manually transcribing each bit from the old servers to the new

>Cal
>Cue ball
>Doc Scratch

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF- I KNEW THAT PUPPET WAS BAD NEWS

Doc Scratch isn't really bad
And Cal is just his Dad

>I am expecting a guest to arrive shortly.

H҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚E҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚C҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚O҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚M҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚E҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚S҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̕̚̕̚͡

I wonder why I just expected to see Isaiah Mustafa arrive.

Bob 2011/03/04(Fri)06:56 No. 13768 ID: f5e4b4
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Cool, I was starting to miss this guy.

Slick is the best version of Jack.
The respectable one.
I wanna see both versions fight each other.

>>13770
I agree with this quite a lot.

Bob 2011/03/06(Sun)05:05 No. 13783 ID: 2eac65
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>When I am finished with this minor interruption, we will resume our gentlemanly negotiation. I will proceed to beat you severely until you agree to do what I ask. I trust you won't take it personally.

This is some sort of innuendo. You can't deny it.

>>13783
I am pretty sure it is not.

While we are on this subject
What the fuck why is he taking his goddamn jacket off
He wears it all the fucking time, but when a guest comes he takes it off
what the fuck

because he is telling the truth, he will shortly start punching the ever-loving FUCK out of slick. he probably is using his hands instead of his powers just because he can.

all real gentlemen take their jackets off when their about to get into a fight.
it's polite really

who wants to cover their supereme white jacket with blood?
also, jackets tend to restrict you too

watch some 40s detective noir movies

Bob 2011/03/07(Mon)04:10 No. 13804 ID: 897302
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He hung his jacket on the Battlefield.

Except he's actually just about to talk to a girl. The removal of his coat was premature, at the very least.

it was getting a little hot in the room

Best pedo ever.

haha, oh wow. the best part is he doesn't even mean it like that. it just SOUNDS really bad.

it's probably a joke to make it sound like that
haa hee hoo hoo haa

no see, he WOULD offer her candy. but he would serious about it and not have the candy as a kind of lure. i mean he actually set out a bowl of infinite scottie dogs for slick.

For an omniscient being, Scratch is pretty oblivious.

So, if the Scratch has nothing to do with destroying the Green Sun or killing Jack... what's the point of it?

>>13831

They need to reset the game in order to make it winnable so that the alternate successful session can create the trollverse.

So if they are going to reset their universe, then how do we explain Jade's "grandson"?

>>13834

They're going to leave the universe and go to the trolls' as they complete the scratch so that they don't cease to exist when it resets.

entire game reboots. Your character never existed cause YOU NEVER SAVED D:

But they continue to exist cause they leave the game to go play on the desktop.

eg: they'd eventually exist if they didn't escape, it's just that the current playthrough would basically never have happened.

I explain well?

What I want to know is, will they become their guardians for the next session?

If davebro was a master of time, that would explain a lot of Cal shenanigans And how his sword was badass enough to start the scratch.

Of course this is just wild speculation.

everything that has happened DID happen. it's another time loop in this whole messed up loopy shit.it's why their session is barren, because the reseted session is the one that is supposed to make the new universe. they will not become the new guardians because the game makes guardians for the players with the ecto-lab. at most they will text message the other players of the new session.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that the Scratch happens and most if not all of the kids escape to the troll session as planned. Then they activate the scratch in the troll session too, and escape BACK to the human session.

Then that becomes the alpha timeline that Scratch and Jack are having their conversation in. Remember, Jack is from the FUTURE. The Green Sun exists in the alpha timeline, and all other timelines can reach it. Thus, destroying the Green Sun via the kids' current timeline will stick even though their timeline resets.

The Green Sun is outside of the timeline. It doesn't really matter what timeline someone comes from to get there, because as soon as you leave your incipisphere you're outside of tat shit anyway.

oh hey a silent flash

You know, in Homestuck no retarded plot twist, pointless side-plot, inventory shenanigan or pseudo-romantic story arc pisses me off more than a silent flash.

>:(

bffa2a 2011/03/14(Mon)08:54 No. 13887 ID: 6ba8b3
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Well, you'll be pleased that he's decided on not doing any more flashes due to dimnishing returns.

WHAT A TROLL RESULT
IT WAS JUST MEANINGLESS GARBAGE
NOW WE HAVE TO WAIT ON ROSE TO SAY WHAT SHE SAW

>>13888

>Implying it isn't going to jump straight to Rose having 'blacked out' from view

mrubbit

>>13887
Can I haz context on that? I didn't get the image.

Bob 2011/03/15(Tue)02:19 No. 13894 ID: ba1062
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welp

This recent update is a goddamn basketball magic miracle up in this bitch. I think I need a TIME OUT myself.

dude whats is evnen [color="red"]GOIGN ON[/color] in this place man ? ?? ??????

 

New album http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/album/alterniabound

This song is made of so much epicness.

I miss the sound so much ;-;

>>13921

ya...

I... what.

What.

Dirtbag 2011/03/23(Wed)02:55 No. 14023 ID: e3f578
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...

Z

The_Falcon!Z/kS4uKGRU 2011/03/23(Wed)10:23 No. 14027 ID: 7cb78a
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SOUUUUNDDDDD

Bob 2011/03/23(Wed)11:37 No. 14028 ID: 0c9433
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Oh god Karkat ;-;

whelp. confirmed. jack ALMOST kills WV. in WV dream we see what looks like a large scar on his chest. most likely gained from when jack shoves his whole arm through him. that is how he gets the blood on his arm as well.

Bob 2011/03/25(Fri)13:07 No. 14038 ID: 897302
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CD: Be adorable.

Bob 2011/03/25(Fri)18:20 No. 14039 ID: 5f0943
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*Sigh* Oh John...

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/extras/ps000025.html

Just found out about this.

http://barrelofighters.a.wiki-site.com/index.php/Project_Aggrieve

This is fucking awesome.

>>14065
Judging from edit history, it looks like that project is deceased.

Apparently being Grimdark just means you don't talk right.

and that you have a power overflow exception that screws with the syntax

This will not end well

I'm glad the [S]s with sound are back.

it's not like its a fad
geez, the silent flashes ain't much different then his animated .gifs. They probably just have more animation in them or something. Does it really matter?
I'm not knocking sound flashes they kick ass but complaining about silent flashes is kinda dumb.

Jukashi!!WzMJSzZzWx 2011/03/30(Wed)13:10 No. 14121 ID: 7b729d
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Your name is UDARA JUBLYS. Your natural endowments have qualified you to be a member of the highly trained and deadly MAMMARINES, a division of all-female soldiers whose appearance on the battlefield is as feared as their BACK PROBLEMS are severe.

Your trollhandle is tacticalDissolution and your tyPing invOlv3s CaPitalisatiOn Of th3 mOr3 Curv3y shaP3D l3tt3rs, as w3ll as r3PlaCing On3 PartiCular l3tt3r with th3 numB3r 3 ((and sOm3tim3s 3nClOsing asiD3s in DOuBl3 BraCk3ts)).

>>14121
Is it wrong that the first thing I noticed about this post was the five letters name?

>>14123

Oh, gog damn it. There was supposed to be two Rs there.

wait, are her tits producing all natural napalm or something?

Nah, napalm canister implants bro.

it's going from her tits to a large tank on her back. why add smaller anys there instead of a bigger back tank? simple, it is hooked directly to the producer.

>>14125

It's based off theories in the fandom which, in turn, are based off an answer to a question that hussie gave on his formspring. Essentially, he hinted that troll boobs have some sort of combat application to explain why they have them, since trolls don't nurse their young.

>Essentially, he hinted that troll boobs have some sort of combat application to explain why they have them, since trolls don't nurse their young.

Actually, he just said 'iduno maybe they have a combat application or something it isn't really important' when he was directly asked why Aradia's ancestor had tits.

>>14129
You mean Vriska's ancestor, of course.

So uh... when a group of players wins a session, they become the gods of the next.

Isn't that basically what AH is? The god of the Trolls' session?

ooh boy John died again. I bet he's not coming back this time.

>>14244
naw, this death was too anti climactic for a god. he is down but not out.

>>14245
Every single death so far, permanent or otherwise, has been pretty anticlimactic.

>>14246
yes but it is a rule of god-tiers. unless your death is awesome it doesn't count.

One, he's been shown alive later, in LOHAC.

Two, April Fools. Maybe. Slightly late.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>One, he's been shown alive later, in LOHAC.

This, people. This. Since we already know that he's alive at a later point in the 'alpha' timeline, we have no reason at all to worry about him now.

>>14251
Unless...
this isn't the ALPHA TIMELINE! DUN DUN DUN

>>14252

In which case, as previously established, this is just a doomed offshoot and we're going to reset back to whatever path branch caused it and have it all negated anyway.

On his formspring, in answer to a question on God Tier immortality, Hussie said that god tier players can only die if their deaths are "heroic" or "just".

Which, one assumes, means they can only die by sacrificing themselves for something (if they're a "good" god) or at the hands of someone they've wronged (if they're an "evil" god). Though the qualifiers may be more vague than that.

>>14255
deaths have to be epic.
his death wasn't epic...
Rose may die though...
John's coming back, but in the future... not anytime soon.

 

Space Rave

>>14255

Whoops! It wasn't on formspring, it was in the chatlog between Rose and Scratch a few pages before her grimdarkening. As such:

>TT: Godhood makes one immortal?
Yes.
>TT: A god tier will live forever, with no caveats?
No.
One will live forever, unless killed.
The death must be either heroic or just.
>TT: How are those terms defined?
Broadly, mysteriously, and according to the case of the individual.
One may be killed by opposing a corrupt adversary and die for a just cause, as through martyrdom, for instance. This would be heroic.
Or one may be subject to corruption, and slain by a hero. This would be just.

hmmm... is jack even evil or just a dick?

as far as it seems: a dick
he kills because he is so goddamn bored. He is even reminded that he needs to stop or there'll be nothing left.

Evil was the black king
Jack... he's just... someone who can't understand himself.

but he's corrupted.

>>14263
so yeah, getting killed by a dick is not a heroic death.

Because I don't know how to embed properly: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIj_Mkih088

This song just reminds me how sucky a time the trolls have had ;-; all of them

 

>>14265
Well... thats the "happy" version of the song, in pararel universe where the rift didn't happen and they managed to get the price.

This is this timeline version.

Anyone who thinks that Jack Noir isn't evil is a retard.

You can be a dick and also be evil.

>>14327
I didn't know anyone disputed this. He kinda murdered a bunch of players as well as killed nearly every pawn of Prospit and Derse.

Genocide is kind of a dick thing to do, no matter what are the other extenuating circumstances are. Unless the pawns don't count as people or are soulless or something, in which case Jack is still not a nice guy.

murdered Mom and Dad and Bro, even if imps/pawns/whatever don't count as people, they do. Errgo, by your logic, Jack is evil

take bets before he kills off the whole cast and time travels back to the start

So, it's one day until 4/13/11, and this thread is getting rather large. Thoughts?

>>14430
Yeah, I think it's time for a new thread

New thread made:
>>14434