The game sofar:

09/12/09(Wed)12:48 No. 317145 ID: 43d730

I am a pair of overly tight pants, contents-revealing, stare-causing.

Dirtbag 09/12/09(Wed)12:52 No. 317146 ID: e3f578

I am a principal, strict ruling and contents covering.

Anonymous 09/12/09(Wed)12:57 No. 317147 ID: fe0817

I am the College of Educators, liberal leaning, conservatives firing.

>>89191

I am a board of Censure. Pant concealing, Lawsuit issuing.

I am an Administrator. Rule overseeing, Check book at the ready.

I am a Religious Rightist. Traditional supporting, College Funding.

>>89195
(fail... you only had to do the last one... So I'll just continue from there)

I am an Atheist socialist, religionless and for spreading money

>>89224
I am pride, I come before the fall.

I am care, I stop the fall.

I am desensitization, wiping out care and not giving a damn.

I am love. I open every sense.

>>89233
I am the heart, deceitful above all things.

I am death, heart ending.

>>89235
I am an ideal, death does not come for me.

I am reality, eye opening, ideal shattering

>>89240
I am subjective perception, things look different from over here.

>>89244
I am Solipsism. I destroy the subjective, I am the only perception.

>>89248
I am insanity, I skew perception.

I am the doctor, I treat the insane

>>89255
I am memetic, madness made motile.

I am the anthroologist, misinterpretting the cultural memetics to fit my thesis, giving order to chaos.

*anthropologist

>>89266
I am the Confirmation Bias, you learned nothing you didn't already believe.

I am the ignorant and simple, unconcerned with bias or knowledge.

I am the teacher, educating the ignorant and complicating the life of the simple.

I am the student, surpassing the teacher, achieving ever greater hieghts.

>>89380
I am distraction, the snare of the student.

>>89386
I am the parent, guilt-sowing and attention-returning.

>>89393
I am petulance, disregarding and prideful.

I am epiphany, releasing one should have studied after one failed the course.

*realising

>>89454
I am habit, sooner or later, returning man to his state.

I am Progress, rendering old ways obsolete, opening countless new paths.

>>89465
I am the Nosy Figure of Authority, forcing changes and bitching mightily.

>>89468
>>89469
I am Rhythm,
I break the hearts of kings,
and the the blades of men,
my theme returns again, again,
and still yet again.

>>89470
I am uncertanty, disrupter of rhythm, crusher of flow.

>>89531
I am inspiration: uncertainty breaking, content creating.

I am comedy, content destroying (or improving), and Mileage varying.

>>89540
I am the fool, i cannot appreciate your wit or content, i bask in the mundane.

>>89540
Comedy doesn't ruin or defeat inspiration at all. It often relies on inspiration...

>>89541
I am pop-up advertisements, foolishness exploiting, money making.

>>89556
I am the decent web browser, ad-thwarting, control-bypassing

>>89558
I am TVTropes. Time consuming and addictive.

>>89559
I am the mailman, nightyly browsing interrupting, current time reminding.

>>89559

I am the serial killer, hunter of all kinds of men.

>>89561
I am Hell, the inevitable punishment of the murderer.

>>89564
I am Satan, ruler of hell, beholder of sin

>>89567
I am Gabe Newell, trolling the fans, never making HL2:EP3.

>>89567
I am forgivness in the eyes of The Father, for which even the devil longs yet cannot have.

>>89570
I am the atheist, refuting any divine forgiveness as banal lies.

>>89571
I am the priest, converting those astray to see religion.

>>89572
I am the festival, calling your flock away with drinks and music and revelry.

>>89573
I am the rain, washing your cheer away.

>>89574
I am a building, rain-defying, party-protecting.

>>89574
I am the Sun, curer of bad weather and bringer great cheer to all of man.

I am helium, the product of hydrogen in fusion reaction and the element, which makes the Sun die.

>>89577

I am a balloon, restricting you.

>>89579
I am a fencing rapier. I burst your little balloon with grace.

>>89580
I am atrophy, muscle withering, grace removing.

>>89583
I am a workout, muscle-strengthening, fitness-promoting.

I am Schwarzenegger, to whom your muscle is pitiful.

>>89611
I am responsibility, you no longer have time to work out.

I am delegating, giving away responsibilities to subordinates.

>>89620
I am minion incompetence, if you want a job done right, you'll have to do it yourself

I am experience, the mother of competence.

I am Alzheimer's disease, robbing you of your sense and memories.

>>89678
I am the march of progress, making disease a thing of the past.

I am backward thinking, I stand in the way of progress.

I am the great leap forward, burning all traces of backward thinking then executing those who bear these thoughts.

>>89713
I'm a giant pit, you should've looked before you lept.

>>89726
I am a trampoline, bouncing you higher, fun for the whole family.

>>89728
I am Cheap Nineties Manufacture, making plastic fragile and unrepairable.

>>89744
I am masterwork craftsmanship. Long-lasting, highest-quality, menacing with spikes.

>>89767
I am economic recession, crushing the market for luxury items.

>>89777
I am the Golden age, recession does not exist in me.

>>89782
I ride upon a pale horse, and hell follows after.

>>89783
I am legacy. Outlasting, far-reaching.

I am the scandal, reputation destroying, legacy distorting.

>>89831

I am forgiveness, soothing the pain, slogging forward in life.

>>89848
I am Hollow Words. Robbing forgivness of it's value.

>>89856
I'm deaf. EHH? WHAT?

Suggestion 2009/12/10(Thu)16:30 No. 2569 ID: 34470e
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>>89874

I am cataracts, cloudying eyesights since the beginning of forever.

I am the future, technology increasing, diseases curing.

>>89885
I am the bomb, future destroying, mutant causing.

I am a Time Machine, screwing with the timeline.

I am the UN, peace striving and bomb banning...

Well, attempts to ban bombs.

I am time paradox, guess who your grandpa is!

>>89893
I am the autosave, restoring time before the problems occur.

>>90104
I am a bad save point. You load me, you die right away.

>>90107
I am the Genie of the Game, allowing extraction from such difficulties.

I am gameshark, 80036447 0001 = bullets... are they supposed to hurt?

(In reality, the game genie code blows Bond up and sets him on fire in Goldeneye)

>>90116

Ok slowpoke.

>>90114
I am the high score list. You have been disqualified for cheating.

>>90118
I am the Hot Chick in your english class, laughing at all you nerds and your nerdy things.

>>90145
I am the successful man, claiming you as another prize.

I am your (trophy?) wife, claiming your greatness, reaping all you sow.

>>90151
I am your illegitimate child, destroying your marriage and your life.

>>90157
I am your parole officer, here to take you back to prison for breaking parole.

I am a beard lawyer. Law-chewing, sentence-breaking.

>>90159

I am old jokes, lawyer-bashing, reputation-dragging.

I am creativity, creating new jokes and new ideas.

>>90167
I am a dead-end job, creativity-stifling, soul-crushing.

I am promotion, spirit lifting, money earning.

>>90173
I am PROMOTIONS!, inducing manager fury, job-removing.

I am common sense, 4chan ignoring, PROMOTION denying.

I am lolz, so good that you would ignore common sense.

I am lulz, unfunny and stupid

I am moderators, cleaning up bad memes and jokes.

>>90188
I am the spambot, unrelenting and ceaseless.

I am the permaban, permanent and uh, banning.

>>90200
I am SEVEN PROXIES. Ever-changing, ban-evading.

>>90202

I'm your mom. Turning off your computer. Go eat your vegetables.

>>90203
FFFFFF NOTHING CAN BEAT THAT. GAME OVER MAN.

Bob 2009/12/11(Fri)11:06 No. 2603 ID: 964033
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>>90203
I'm your husband. I told you to fix me some fucking steak, not this bunny food bullshit.

>>90206
I am a minotaur. Stop eating my children.

>>90207
I am Theseus, Labyrinth conquering, minotaur killing.

>>90208
I am lazy uncultured swine, mythology-forgetting, past-destroying.

>>90209
I am humanity, mistake repeating, history creating.

>>90209
I am the Internet, cataloger, preserver of knowledge.

>>90211

I am the government, censoring, firewalling.

>>90217

I am the anarchist, retarded-ideology supporting, rioting.

Beakie 2009/12/11(Fri)12:17 No. 2611 ID: 964033
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>>90223
I am the Men in Black.

Conspiracy theorist repressing, evidence seizing.

>>90225
I am the Mi-Go, brain stealing, culture manipulating.

>>90249

Foul. MIB are specifically designed to counter aliens.

>>90265
Not if you know 'anything' about the true goals of the Majestic.

>>90273

Aliens are aliens are aliens.

>>90273
>>90265
>>90249
>>90408

I am a red thread, tying both proper answers and pointless distractions into a continous unity.

>>90409
I am scissors, I break the thread.

I am a stone, scissor breaking, minerals containing.

>>90411
I am the paper, stone covering rock concealing.

>>90412

I am the fire, paper consuming, light emitting.

>>90419
I am Water, fire quenching and life giving,

>>90420
I am ice, water confining, I lock you in and ride you.

I am global warming, ice melting, drought causing.

I am doubtful scientists, there is not enough current research to indicate whether global warming is occuring.

>>90455
Doubt does nothing.

>>90455

I am zealot, doubts shattering, science ignoring.

I am a false prophet, zealot betraying, war breeding.

>>90467

I am a saint, false prophets disproving, warmongers appeasing.

>>90470
I am the politician, word twisting, ever changing.

Bob 2009/12/12(Sat)11:05 No. 2631 ID: 8e7062
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>>90480

I am the LAW, hindering how much your words can twist.

>>90484
I am a criminal, law-breaking, amoral

>>90494
I am a superhero, moralistic and vengeful.

>>90496
I am revenge, thrashing back and forth, escalating forever.

>>90535
I am meditation, passion ending, thought provoking.

>>90545
I am boredom, sleep inducing, meditation halting.

>>90548

I am activity, boredom-dismissing, wealth-generating.

I am sleepiness, activity ending, world taking.

I am caffiene, sympatethic inducing, sleep depriving.

>>90996

I am depressant, stimulant-cancelling, dangerously mixed.

>>91195
I am a doctor, reaction knowing and problem solving.

>>91389
I am a misdiagnosis, problem-creating, patient-killing.

>>91391
I am House.
This isn't one of those sad episodes.

I am reality. House, you are fired. Also, show up for your hearing infront of the College of Physicians to discuss your license.

>>91433
I am escapism. Reality denying, consequence damning.

>>91438
I am electricity, with me goes the fantasy. A black screen in a dark room.

>>91439
I am the Genicon, requiring no outside input for entertainment, merely memories.

I am amnesia, memories go bye bye.

>>92645
I am a historical archive, information compiling, unforgetting

I am the Cultural Revolution. Down with all history, culture, and technology!

I am Deng Xiaoping, culture revolution ending and sanity restoring.

I am the powerful military government, quickly silencing all thoughts of revolution.

>>92656
I am corruption, stealing away resources and faith from the people through my actions, starving the military machine of numbers and support.

>>92707
I am the Commissar, I root out corruption.

>>92719
I am Kharn, Imperium-destroying, commissar-annihilating.

>>92800

I am EXTERMINATVS D:<, chaos-wiping, clean-making.

I AM ENTROPY, EXPRESSED IN THE SECOND LAW OF THERMODYNAMICS, THE MORE YOU BOMB THE MORE CHAOS-CREATING I AM.

>>92845
I am magic, physics-breaking, order-creating.

>>92854
I am Dr. Strange, Sorceror Supreme, Master of Magic

>>92860

I am a deadly illness. Sister stealing, incurable by your hands.

>>92898
I am forgetfulness: Dulling and wiping away the pain of past losses, letting one continue forward.

>>92899
I am dreams, the last stronghold of unwanted memories, inescapable while you sleep.

I am your dog and I will now choose to use your face as my bed.

>>92977
I'm a cage. Sleep there instead.

I am a lockpick, cage opening, freedom gaining.

>>92980
I am the key, negating the failures of a lockpick.

I am absent mindedness, now I lost the key and must pay for an adventurer to find it for me.

>>93129
I am the orc, I hide the key in the pie.

>>93130
I am a mouth, pie is delicious, and I bite the key while eating to find it.

>>93181
I am the blade, who's owner you forgot to remove.

I am rust. Blade dulling, metal corroding.

>>93215
I am Stanless Steel, impervious to rust and brooking no stan from anybody.

Especially not Stan.

>>93217
I am Mikhail, I am therefore not Stan. Your powers are useless against me.

I am man. In opposition to everything and everyone, any individual.

>>93315
I am fear, I drive even the proud into the same caves and holes, huddled in the darkness against unseen terrors.

>>93330
I am courage, standing up to fear despite the dangers.

I am your execretory system, forcing you to shit your pants agains your wishes when confronted by terror.

I am pharmaceutials, controlling the hormone system with my sympathomemic and sympatholytic drugs.

>>93431
I am Side Effects, worse than the original symptoms.

>>93436
I am the advancement of science, medicine-improving, side effect-reducing.

>>93441
I am a religious activist, knowledge-denying, science-halting

I am an assassin sent to kill that religious activist

I am a Highly Visible Ninja-suit. No assassin can go undetected when wearing me.

I am a faulty power company - even the most obvious thing is invisible in the dark.

I am Infrared Vision Goggles. I see not the dark but the fire,

I am a gun. Go ahead, take a loooong look.

I am kevlar. Lots and lots and lots of layers of kevlar.

I am armor piercing rounds, say what now?

I am rust. When you left those rounds in a storehouse for a few decades, did you still expect them to work?

I am the case of spares. Oh well time to switch out.

I am twitchy trigger finger, wasting all your ammo.

>>97119
I am the silencer, concealing your shots and saving your life

I am bad luck, making you shoot yourself or shoot someone else.

>>97208
I am inevitability, they were already going to die.

I am powerthirst, nothing is impossible.... What do you mean I just lost the game?

In reality, I am miracle, changing the inevitable by divine intervention.

>>97220
I am the 'Divinity Turning Out To Be A Right Bastard' plot twist, blackening your miracles and bringing destruction.

>>97222
erhhh, Something 'miraculous' is not necessarily helpful to everyone involved.

In fact most aren't very 'fair' at all.

>>97222
I am Ragnarok, god-destroying, world-recreating.

I am the two human surviving ragnorak, continuing the species after world destruction.

Yeah, Norse mythology encourages inbreeding.

I am the barren womb, oh fu-

I am artificial insemination, fertility clinic is all you need for not one, but two or three children at once!

>>97230

That's actually more of Christian mythology getting mixed with the Norse mythology. That bit was added after many Norsemen were converted to Christianity.

A little debatable though, like all things in history. Prose Edda mentioned the two who survived, but it is 1220 composition of early Nordic poems. Retcon may be a possibility, though, just like Beowolf.

>>97278
I am the lack of funds, crap I cant afford it.

>>97666
Well, we're right nest to the sperm bank anyway...

>>97720

I am genetic defect, sperm bank don't want that sickle cell anemia in their stock! Or that breast cancer gene you got there.

I am the lazy workforce, not checking, unknowing.

>>97826
I'm the hardass manager, crushing lazy workers' souls.

I'm the CEO. You're all fired.

I am the angry shareholders, none of that.

I'm a downslide, lazyness-caused, collapse in share value, eviction of shareholders

I am a new opportunity. The down-slide is in the past, lets focus on the now.

I am unforeseen consequences, lurking behind every change.

>>105859
I am the messenger in black... I warned you...

>>105887
I am the irrational recipient, killing the messenger

>>105905
I am the police. You going to have to come with me.

>>107272
I am the fugitive, escaping justice.

>>107563
I am a bounty hunter, recapturing the lawless.

I am the shody weapon, can't aim straight, creator of the storm trooper effect.

>>107704
I am the protagonist, always hitting what I aim at.

I am Tragedy. Grief creator. Protagonist-ruiner.

>>107729
I am the Byronic Hero... tragedy my bread... pathos my wine.

I am public taste, ever changing, throwing out old Bryonic hero types and enthroning Twilight types.

>>107815
I am Stephen King, Twilight hater, awesome author.

>>2725
I am addiction, addling minds and weakening resolve.

I am rehab, reinforcing willpower, offering support.

>>2832
I am temptation, weakening resolve and enforcing addiction.

I am perseverance, unbending and firm.

>>2849
I am Duty, binding the committed and holding them down.

>>2851

I am disregard, casting aside the hindrances of obligation.

I am the winner of this game, game winning, victory gloating.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>2920
I am Round Two, blank slate creating, olden victories erasing.

I am the first player, round starter, advantage taker.

>>3237
I am the first Draw Step, card advantage generating, barred from first player's first turn.

>>3238
I am the Swamp-Dark Rit-Necropotence play, making such a point moot.

>>3239
I am Standard rules, stale combo removing, new cards only.

>>3240
I am alternate formats, keeping old cards useful and vibrant.

>>3249
I am other games, offering more variety than a single game could hope to have.

>>3255
I am an extremely important and time-consuming school project. You have to complete me before you play any game.

>>3256
I am the diligent student, book reading, note taking.

>>3257
I am the frat boy, partying, drinking

>>3260
I'm the hangover, morning ruining, alcohol consumption punishing.

>>3295
I'm the banana. Potassium-replenishing, delicious hangover kopf-shmerz helper.

>>3296
I am the euphanism, conversation ruining, phallic fruit joke making.

>>3316
I am the oblivious woman, joke ignoring, inane chatter-spewing.

>>3368
I am the Lame Conversation-Ending Excuse, working even better on the oblivious and idiotic.

>>3370
I am the easily offended, taking affront at your excuses, holding grudges for years.

>>3379
I am Other Concerns, distracting from grudges and causing concern.

Dbr 2010/03/19(Fri)11:47 No. 3546 ID: 8965a2
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I am the Easy Button. Concern Ending. Don't stress it; press it.

>>3546
I am Inaccurate Purchasing; Turns out you got a Facil Botton instead, and it doesn't work for anyone that doesn't speak spanish.

>>3550
I am comedic racially insensitive lazy Mexican janitor character! Spanish is the only language I speak well!

>>3558

I am carlos mencia, making all mexican stereotypes sad and embarrassing.

>>3567
I am Dane Co- oh wait, better not worse.
I am George Carlin, loved by many and laughed at by more.

I am the heart attack, ender of laughs, silencer of man

>>3588
I am a medical team, heart attack defeating, life saving.

>>3590
I am a bulldozer, medical team shit-ruining, Dio Brando's special move finishing.

I am a magical tank made out of solid diamond, bulldozer crushing, space traversing.

>>3592
I am reasonable engineering firms, diamond tank disallowing, expensive and inane project forbidding.

>>3613
I'm aperture science, portals creating, expensive projects funder and creator of psicothic AIs

I am Chell, portal dominating and ripping both AI's and the laws of science a new one.

>>3621
I am still alive... thankyou for assuming the correct Party Escort Submission Position.

>>3623
I am Luddite, destroying your EVIL machines

>>3660
I'm technological utopianism, pomoting progess, dissipating luddites lies.

>>3661
I'm the Inevitable Grimdark Plot Twist- Everyone over the age of 20 is actually a robot and the utopia is powered by puppy blood, extracted in the most painful way possible.

>>3668
I am the sudden plot twist, revealing that the puppies were bred not to feel pain, and revealing the location of the puppy plant for the protagonist to destroy.

>>4051
I am the Unpleasable Fanbase, decrying the new lighter and softer turn the series has taken.

>>4065

I am normal society, mutual hatred between me and nerds protects me from strange and new concepts.

>>4073
I am a violent subversive, making everyday members of society frightened of leaving their houses.

>>4082
I am THE GODDAMN BATMAN! Driving fear into the hearts of criminals, protecting the general populace!

>>4084
I'm a bat credit card, making your movies shitty and killing off your franchise.

>>4084
I'm Bane. Breaking your back.

>>4086

I'm adam west, making your shit into gold for decades.

>>4088
I am Family Guy, using your fame to make money

>>5070
I am the broadcast network, using your money to make fame.

I am The Simpsons, propping up your whole schedule.

>>5117
I am the viewer, changing the channel.

>>5126
I am commercials. Every fucking channel, all at the same time.

I am the Old Spice advertisement. Awesome humor, never old.

>>5135
I am the internet, memetically twisting your commercial into unintelligible gibberish.

>>5156
I am Shitty Rural Internet Providers, charging absurd amounts for subpar service.

>>5159
I am Verizon, offering solid services over the airwaves.

>>5160
I am Telus, loling at American Internet providers.

>>5161
I am the Amish. Technology-shunning, simple-living

I am the Axe-Murderer, bane of all lonely old farmhouses and their occupants.

>>5247
I am the survival horror protagonist. All the other characters amy perish, but I live on.

>>5248
I am the end of the book. Whether you survived or not, your dead to me now.

>>5250
I am the Endless March of Sequels, giving the protagonists the same sort of returning life as the monster, only for popularity.

>>5251
I am waning viewer interest, killing off sequelage.

>>5255

I am the Direct to DVD sequel, created regardless of any interest in me.

>>5256
I am internet piracy, free DVD granting, sales figures destroying.

>>5262
I am the guilt, making you question your piracy

I am Money, guilt-washing, greed-awakening.

>>5265
I am gambling, money wasting, life destroying.

I am a cheater, money-swindling, law-breaking.

>>5270
I am the pride in victory. A cheater will never have me, for he knows he is undeserving.

>>5275
I am Sonic the Hedgehog 2006, pride destroying, sense of accomplishment lost.

I am Youtube Poop, Sonic-destroying, Weegee-filled.

>>5277
Merely tolerating that game is an accomplishment in itself.

>>5283
I am the viewer with taste, shunning unfunny crap

I am the internet, taste-foiling, stupidity-inducing.

>>5285
I am the objective standard. Personal taste does not affect me.

>>5287
I am philosophy, everything is subjective.

>>5288
I am recursion. If everything is subjective, then subjectivity is subjective, therefore some things may still be objective to some people.

>>5289
I am Toppen Tengen Gurren Lagann, using recursion to power ever larger giant robots.

>>5291
Gurren Lagann is an ally of recursion, not a counter.

>>5289
I am drunk, what the @&*^ did you just saaaay~?

>>5289

I am logic. Objective to some people is not objective.

>>5360

I am Pi, defeating logic since the times of ancient Rome.

I am a real number, coldly shunning imaginary numbers.

>>5365

you got that backwards bro

>>5365
I am a mathematician, crunching numbers is my job.