>>6388
I am Immediacy. You're still out of your lunch money, still have sore privates, and will still end up shelling out for therapy later in life to deal with your issues.

>6389
I am a sense of Hope. If the present is painful, I'll pull through because tomorrow will be awesome.

>>6394

I am calvinism, hope faith and virtue are ultimately meaningless if you weren't CHOSEN to go to heaven.

Bob 2010/07/22(Thu)18:57 No. 6409 ID: 526102
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>>6398
I am Screw Destiny personified.
My drill is the drill that will pierce your heaven.

>>6409

I'm the Bad End. You lost.

>>6437
I'm the inevitable fanfic that Missed The Point. HAPPY END EVERYONE!

I'm the average Joe. What's a "fan fic?"

>>6440
I am 4chan. Turning average Joe's everywhere into....

>>6442
I am Moot. Nuff said.

>>6447
I am the hacker, hidden behind seven proxies, returning for mischief.

>>6452
I'm a pissed off client with some rope and syringes full of mycotoxin in a motel in Tennessee. You'll never see cyberspace again, cowboy.

>>6456
I am Batman. I kick the shit out of criminals like you.

>>6460
I am smear campaigning, you dirty costumed pedophile. How many more will you let get killed when you tire of their immoral company? Do we dare entrust Gotham's safety to a man no better than the ones he fights?

>>6461
I'm a critical thinker. Fact-checking, propaganda-doubting.

>>6463
I'm a creationist, critique ignoring, ignorance spreading.

>>6464
I'm a rock. I'm older than six-thousand years old. And a rock.

>>6465
I'm dynamite, rock destroying, Nobel prize providing.

>>6467
I am the cowboy hero in westerns. Dynamite is my Bishe.

>>6474
I am a native american evil guy in a western. Bow shooting, cowboy killing.

>>6477
I am Andrew Jackson, cane wielding, native 'relocating'.

>>6489
I'm a military detachment from the Subterranean Army of the Mole People. Andrew Jackson abducting, lawn ruining.

>>6590
I am LAZER BEEEEEEEMS
The light! It burns!

>>6601
I am the mirror, light reflecting, laser deflecting

>>6602
I'm a lucky mallet, breaking mirrors and attracting no ill luck.

>>6604
I am sabotage, replacing your lucky mallet with a cheap replica when you weren't paying attention.

>>6610
I am rage. Giving strength through raw emotion, letting a cheap replica finish the job.

>>6713
I'm weed maaaaan. Rage ending, um, munchies wanting?

Bob 2010/08/02(Mon)22:50 No. 6743 ID: f4963f
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>>6737
I'm the war on drugs! I stop we...

AHAHAHA, okay, I can't finish that with a straight face. Lemme try again.

I'm a police raid. Drug-finding, happytimes-ending.

I'm a pot bonfire. Can't seize it if I burn it all first! Wait...I didn't think this through.

>>6805
I'm a squirrel. Low attention span, running off to do something else.

SQUIRREL!!MvMGOwL2H3 2010/08/04(Wed)16:01 No. 6862 ID: f4963f
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hihihihih!!!

im SQUIRREL!!!!! i hijackings threadings and stuffs okay?!?!

okayokayokayokay?!?!

>>6862
I am Newfag, not getting references to old jokes and refusing to look at the archives.

okay!!!

>>6901
I am the community, newfag-absorbing, oldfag-forging

I am a pointless Internet argument. Community-destroying, drama-generating.

>>6920
I'm the inevitable splinter group. NEW UNITY IN BROTHERHOOD!

>>6926
I am apathy. Momentum-sapping, poster-depleting.

I am inspiration. Reinvigorating, revitalizing.

>>6952
I am creepy fanart porn of your creative endeavors. Motivation-destroying, rage-inducing.

>>6965
I am a troll. Forever masturbating to the disturbing, forever hungry for more depravity.

>>6967
I am a goddamn Billy Goat. Bridge-crossin', troll-stompin'

>>6972
I am a giant. Eating goats, regardless of Billy-ness.

>>6975
I'm a little guy with a slingshot. Stone-flinging, giant-killing.

>>6979
I am Heavy Weapons Guy. Too many little men on this team.

>>6993
I am the Scout. BONK-ing, stealing you sandvich,

>>6999
I am a satellite. All-seeing, scout-irrelevating.

>>7001
I am orbital decay, orbit-reducing, satellite-destroying.

>>7002
I am repositioning thrusters. Orbit Restoring, Satellite saving.

I am fuel reserves, finite and dwindling.

Bob 2010/08/10(Tue)14:43 No. 7018 ID: 16d5bc
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Not enough fuel? I'm Sarah Palin. DRILLY BABY DRILL!

>>7018
I am an oil spill. Ecology raping, Reputation destroying.

I am apathy. Not caring, easily distracte-ooh shiny!

>>7027
Fie! Apathy has already been played.

I am microbes, oil eating, spill disaggregating.

>>7042
I am Alcohol.
BURN, DISGUSTING LITTLE THINGS!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>7045
I am the drunkard. Taking all your alcohol, getting wasted beyond belief.

I'm aerobic respiration. By countering the primary means of ethanol production, I have, in one deft move, defeated each of the last 3 posts!

>>7051
I am the sober drunkard. Searching for more booze. Screw your fancy means of organinc energy production.

>>7053
Hi, my name is Alcoholics Anonymous and I was an alcoholic. I've been sober since 1935 and have used my time since then to help people like you.

I am relapse. I shun the help of others, and hunger for self destruction.

>>7110
I am willpower, urge resisting, addiction breaking

I am gluttony, breaking down willpower, having people give into temptation

>>7128
I am anorexia. Never thin enough. Must starve myself more!

>>7130
I am bone failure from lack of nutrition. Extremely fatal, years of recovery even if you live.

Dirtbag 2010/08/16(Mon)10:49 No. 7146 ID: e3f578
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I am Commander Shepard, immune to Bone diseases and death in general thanks to cybernetics

Bob 2010/08/21(Sat)23:59 No. 7287 ID: 9f6193
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>>7146
I'm Femshep. My popularity ensures my cannonicty over yours. You don't exist. Also, this is my favorite store on the Citadel.

>>7287
I am Bioware. I made you and I can kill you off just as quickly.

>>7289
I am adaptation decay, decreasing quality and tanking profits.

>>7343
I'm a franchise reboot. Freshness restoring, original content lacking.

>>7381
I am ever-shifting trends, forcing old franchises to change until they are nothing like they once were except in name.

>>7389
I AM NOT THE CONTRARIAN
I TOTALLY DON'T IMMEDIATELY NOT LIKE THINGS BECAUSE OTHERS DO LIKE THEM

I am the internet troll. Thinking everything is stupid regardless of popularity.

Bob 2010/08/31(Tue)15:33 No. 7463 ID: f4963f
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>>7418
>mfw I >imply and reaction image your trolling into oblivion with mockery and ridicule

>mfw I don't even give a fuck afterwards

Bob 2010/08/31(Tue)18:31 No. 7464 ID: f52552
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>>7463
Yellow here.
How's it feel being lower on the spectrum, green?

Wait what.
I am the electromagnetic spectrum. Yellow has a longer wavelength. It's lower.

>>7466
I am Hollywood. Physics-ignoring, spectacle-worshipping. KABOOM!

>>7472
I am the box office review, entirely determining whether or not you will keep your job.

>>7476
I am Uwe Boll, I make money regardless of the box office intakes or reviews. Fuck your video game movies too.

>>7478
Goddamn that's a tough one.

I am the video game franchise. Fuck one up, and another one comes out, you can't stop us bitch.

>>7480
I'm a hyper-conservative soccer mom. My family doesn't play those pokeyman games, they're of Satan!

>>7487
I'm a rebelling teen, screwing your rules and screwing the system.

>>7488
I'm your inevitable slide into the roles of your parents. Now you're a conservative middle manager, Beck watching, Magic Man fearing.

>>7499
I'm a dramatic life event. Course-changing, reality redefining.

I'm Haruhi Suzumiya, more-reality redefining.

>>7574
I'm that favorite show. Screw reality! I'm watching TV!

>>7578
Network Executive here.
What the fuck is this shit? I don't understand it at all.
Cancel it and put another CSI on the air.
How about... CSI Hoboken?

Bob 2010/09/09(Thu)14:50 No. 7628 ID: d5caa4
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I'm the movie sequel. Fan-appeasing, executive-spiting.

>>7628
I am the critic, never satisfied, ruining lives with the written word.

>>7633
I am the Fanboy, critic ignoring, merchandise buying.

>>7636
Sexual Selection here.
Sorry, bro, the acne, extra 200 pounds, ramen diet, and garage full of memorabilia DEFINITELY don't suggest you're prime breeding material.
Have fun dying out.

>>7640
I am human cloning. Goodbye, dating game.

>>7641
I am ethics, science halting, progress aborting.

>>7642
I am perverted Nazi science. Ethics-disregarding, abomination-creating.

>>7647
I am regulations, shutting down the perverse, monitoring progress VERY closely.

>>7659
I am the common citizen, too numerous to regulate, too sure of his own morals to bother when not forced to.

>>7661
I'm a rampaging superhero, destroying the common citizens he once protected, unopposable.

Allotter 2010/09/11(Sat)09:24 No. 7673 ID: 86b8dc
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>>7667
We are the brooding antihero, underestimated, vengeful.

>>7673
I am Pie. You must put your gun down to eat me, and without your gun, you are nothing!

And there is not a single person on this earth who can feel vengeful after eating delicious pie.

I am lactose intolerance, pie-avenging, pain-inducing.

>>7850
I am soy. Lactose-free, hippie-attracting.