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Psychic powers are more believable than something ignoring the square cube law.

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Oldest Game Bob 2009/12/09(Wed)12:59 No. 2491 ID: fe0817

Time to relieve the good memories with another round of the Oldest Game!

Instructions stolen from MudyQuest:

The oldest game is simple, and it does not involve chance. It is all about wits! The cleverest man wins.
The rules are simple: each person simply states what they are, and the other person then has to 'become' something to counter that thing.
For example:
Person 1: "I am a bunny. Grass-eating, multiplying."
Person 2: "I am a wolf. Grass-prowling, bunny-devouring."
Person 1: "I am a hunter. Horse-mounted, wolf-stabbing."

You play until one cannot think up a counter.

There are many ways to lose the oldest game. Failure of nerve, hesitation. (Lack of imagination.)

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>>	eb1732.jpg Smooth Drops eb1732 Bob 2010/08/10(Tue)17:49 No. 7022 ID: eb1732 >>7018 I am an oil spill. Ecology raping, Reputation destroying.

>>	071cb7.jpg Princess Fire Song 071cb7 Bob 2010/08/11(Wed)00:50 No. 7027 ID: 071cb7 I am apathy. Not caring, easily distracte-ooh shiny!

>>	251ce1.jpg Iris Chips 251ce1 Bob 2010/08/11(Wed)12:49 No. 7034 ID: 251ce1 >>7027 Fie! Apathy has already been played.

>>	4ae7b5.jpg Green Glow Candy 4ae7b5 Bob 2010/08/11(Wed)16:47 No. 7042 ID: 4ae7b5 I am microbes, oil eating, spill disaggregating.

>>	526102.jpg Bright Diamond Song 526102 Bob 2010/08/11(Wed)20:00 No. 7045 ID: 526102 >>7042 I am Alcohol. BURN, DISGUSTING LITTLE THINGS! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>	071cb7.jpg Princess Fire Song 071cb7 Bob 2010/08/11(Wed)20:47 No. 7047 ID: 071cb7 >>7045 I am the drunkard. Taking all your alcohol, getting wasted beyond belief.

>>	4531bc.jpg Shining Mystery Blossom 4531bc Bob 2010/08/11(Wed)22:33 No. 7051 ID: 4531bc I'm aerobic respiration. By countering the primary means of ethanol production, I have, in one deft move, defeated each of the last 3 posts!

>>	071cb7.jpg Princess Fire Song 071cb7 Bob 2010/08/12(Thu)00:32 No. 7053 ID: 071cb7 >>7051 I am the sober drunkard. Searching for more booze. Screw your fancy means of organinc energy production.

>>	620bfb.jpg Dusk Bringer 620bfb Bob 2010/08/12(Thu)09:22 No. 7062 ID: 620bfb >>7053 Hi, my name is Alcoholics Anonymous and I was an alcoholic. I've been sober since 1935 and have used my time since then to help people like you.

>>	0c3261.jpg Pink Iris Tart 0c3261 Logic Cortex !GsvDI6gIFU 2010/08/13(Fri)22:47 No. 7110 ID: 0c3261 I am relapse. I shun the help of others, and hunger for self destruction.

>>	8c0848.jpg Pink Feather Day 8c0848 Bob 2010/08/14(Sat)16:29 No. 7126 ID: 8c0848 >>7110 I am willpower, urge resisting, addiction breaking

>>	469ee8.jpg Mystic Sandy Harmony 469ee8 Bob 2010/08/14(Sat)17:48 No. 7128 ID: 469ee8 I am gluttony, breaking down willpower, having people give into temptation

>>	071cb7.jpg Princess Fire Song 071cb7 Bob 2010/08/14(Sat)22:27 No. 7130 ID: 071cb7 >>7128 I am anorexia. Never thin enough. Must starve myself more!

>>	a6008c.jpg Coconut Drifter a6008c Bob 2010/08/16(Mon)01:40 No. 7144 ID: a6008c >>7130 I am bone failure from lack of nutrition. Extremely fatal, years of recovery even if you live.

>>	e3f578.jpg Harmony Desire e3f578 Dirtbag 2010/08/16(Mon)10:49 No. 7146 ID: e3f578 File 128198097754.jpg - (24.39KB , 640x360 , 1263856214400.jpg ) I am Commander Shepard, immune to Bone diseases and death in general thanks to cybernetics

>>	9f6193.jpg Emerald Desire 9f6193 Bob 2010/08/21(Sat)23:59 No. 7287 ID: 9f6193 File 128246036054.jpg - (13.89KB , 401x385 , femshep.jpg ) >>7146 I'm Femshep. My popularity ensures my cannonicty over yours. You don't exist. Also, this is my favorite store on the Citadel.

>>	071cb7.jpg Princess Fire Song 071cb7 Bob 2010/08/22(Sun)01:24 No. 7289 ID: 071cb7 >>7287 I am Bioware. I made you and I can kill you off just as quickly.

>>	0b2a05.jpg Lavender Sparkling Dancer 0b2a05 Bob 2010/08/23(Mon)02:00 No. 7343 ID: 0b2a05 >>7289 I am adaptation decay, decreasing quality and tanking profits.

>>	936613.jpg Dark Emerald Cascade 936613 Bob 2010/08/24(Tue)22:27 No. 7381 ID: 936613 >>7343 I'm a franchise reboot. Freshness restoring, original content lacking.

>>	2eac65.jpg Calling Bud 2eac65 Bob 2010/08/25(Wed)16:45 No. 7389 ID: 2eac65 >>7381 I am ever-shifting trends, forcing old franchises to change until they are nothing like they once were except in name.

>>	f52552.jpg Evening Flitter f52552 Bob 2010/08/25(Wed)21:07 No. 7392 ID: f52552 >>7389 I AM NOT THE CONTRARIAN I TOTALLY DON'T IMMEDIATELY NOT LIKE THINGS BECAUSE OTHERS DO LIKE THEM

>>	071cb7.jpg Princess Fire Song 071cb7 Bob 2010/08/28(Sat)00:55 No. 7418 ID: 071cb7 I am the internet troll. Thinking everything is stupid regardless of popularity.

>>	f4963f.jpg Dawn Puff f4963f Bob 2010/08/31(Tue)15:33 No. 7463 ID: f4963f File 128329402036.jpg - (43.71KB , 446x400 , Laughing_Girls.jpg ) >>7418 >mfw I >imply and reaction image your trolling into oblivion with mockery and ridicule >mfw I don't even give a fuck afterwards

>>	f52552.jpg Evening Flitter f52552 Bob 2010/08/31(Tue)18:31 No. 7464 ID: f52552 File 128330466145.jpg - (615B , 259x194 , images.jpg ) >>7463 Yellow here. How's it feel being lower on the spectrum, green?

>>	4531bc.jpg Shining Mystery Blossom 4531bc Bob 2010/08/31(Tue)21:59 No. 7466 ID: 4531bc Wait what. I am the electromagnetic spectrum. Yellow has a longer wavelength. It's lower.

>>	d560d6.jpg Lilac High Milk d560d6 Bob 2010/09/01(Wed)09:14 No. 7472 ID: d560d6 >>7466 I am Hollywood. Physics-ignoring, spectacle-worshipping. KABOOM!

>>	b5a616.jpg High Climber b5a616 Bob 2010/09/01(Wed)12:20 No. 7476 ID: b5a616 >>7472 I am the box office review, entirely determining whether or not you will keep your job.

>>	55c4cf.jpg Lilac Dream Song 55c4cf !DReamEr2eU 2010/09/01(Wed)13:07 No. 7478 ID: 55c4cf >>7476 I am Uwe Boll, I make money regardless of the box office intakes or reviews. Fuck your video game movies too.

>>	71721d.jpg Shining Flutter 71721d Bob 2010/09/01(Wed)17:24 No. 7480 ID: 71721d >>7478 Goddamn that's a tough one. I am the video game franchise. Fuck one up, and another one comes out, you can't stop us bitch.

>>	f4963f.jpg Dawn Puff f4963f Bob 2010/09/01(Wed)21:15 No. 7487 ID: f4963f >>7480 I'm a hyper-conservative soccer mom. My family doesn't play those pokeyman games, they're of Satan!

>>	71721d.jpg Shining Flutter 71721d Bob 2010/09/01(Wed)21:54 No. 7488 ID: 71721d >>7487 I'm a rebelling teen, screwing your rules and screwing the system.

>>	98d25f.jpg Wild Spirit Lily 98d25f Bob 2010/09/02(Thu)14:59 No. 7499 ID: 98d25f >>7488 I'm your inevitable slide into the roles of your parents. Now you're a conservative middle manager, Beck watching, Magic Man fearing.

>>	f4963f.jpg Dawn Puff f4963f Bob 2010/09/02(Thu)16:00 No. 7500 ID: f4963f >>7499 I'm a dramatic life event. Course-changing, reality redefining.

>>	98d25f.jpg Wild Spirit Lily 98d25f Bob 2010/09/06(Mon)14:25 No. 7574 ID: 98d25f I'm Haruhi Suzumiya, more-reality redefining.

>>	6b226a.jpg Ginger Cake 6b226a Bob 2010/09/06(Mon)17:22 No. 7578 ID: 6b226a >>7574 I'm that favorite show. Screw reality! I'm watching TV!

>>	f52552.jpg Evening Flitter f52552 Bob 2010/09/06(Mon)19:28 No. 7581 ID: f52552 >>7578 Network Executive here. What the fuck is this shit? I don't understand it at all. Cancel it and put another CSI on the air. How about... CSI Hoboken?

>>	d5caa4.jpg Lilac Gale Tart d5caa4 Bob 2010/09/09(Thu)14:50 No. 7628 ID: d5caa4 File 128406901918.jpg - (60.24KB , 520x383 , serenity.jpg ) I'm the movie sequel. Fan-appeasing, executive-spiting.

>>	bd5545.jpg Sparkling Berry bd5545 Bob 2010/09/09(Thu)18:06 No. 7633 ID: bd5545 >>7628 I am the critic, never satisfied, ruining lives with the written word.

>>	4a0fd1.jpg Green Evening Basket 4a0fd1 Bob 2010/09/09(Thu)18:57 No. 7636 ID: 4a0fd1 >>7633 I am the Fanboy, critic ignoring, merchandise buying.

>>	f52552.jpg Evening Flitter f52552 Bob 2010/09/09(Thu)20:28 No. 7640 ID: f52552 >>7636 Sexual Selection here. Sorry, bro, the acne, extra 200 pounds, ramen diet, and garage full of memorabilia DEFINITELY don't suggest you're prime breeding material. Have fun dying out.

>>	f4963f.jpg Dawn Puff f4963f Bob 2010/09/09(Thu)21:21 No. 7641 ID: f4963f >>7640 I am human cloning. Goodbye, dating game.

>>	754124.jpg Gale Cake 754124 Cruxador 2010/09/09(Thu)22:49 No. 7642 ID: 754124 >>7641 I am ethics, science halting, progress aborting.

>>	d560d6.jpg Lilac High Milk d560d6 Bob 2010/09/10(Fri)06:26 No. 7647 ID: d560d6 >>7642 I am perverted Nazi science. Ethics-disregarding, abomination-creating.

>>	bd5545.jpg Sparkling Berry bd5545 Bob 2010/09/10(Fri)18:56 No. 7659 ID: bd5545 >>7647 I am regulations, shutting down the perverse, monitoring progress VERY closely.

>>	754124.jpg Gale Cake 754124 Cruxador 2010/09/10(Fri)19:22 No. 7661 ID: 754124 >>7659 I am the common citizen, too numerous to regulate, too sure of his own morals to bother when not forced to.

>>	f4963f.jpg Dawn Puff f4963f Bob 2010/09/10(Fri)20:47 No. 7667 ID: f4963f >>7661 I'm a rampaging superhero, destroying the common citizens he once protected, unopposable.

>>	86b8dc.jpg Mystic Rainbow Swirl 86b8dc Allotter 2010/09/11(Sat)09:24 No. 7673 ID: 86b8dc File 128422224845.png - (12.65KB , 400x370 , punisher_says_smile.png ) >>7667 We are the brooding antihero, underestimated, vengeful.

>>	0ac435.jpg Green Glow Crumble 0ac435 Mutagenic 2010/09/18(Sat)03:09 No. 7847 ID: 0ac435 >>7673 I am Pie. You must put your gun down to eat me, and without your gun, you are nothing! And there is not a single person on this earth who can feel vengeful after eating delicious pie.

>>	0f4b1e.jpg Yellow Fair Bubbles 0f4b1e Nahkh!7BHo7QtR6I 2010/09/18(Sat)08:10 No. 7850 ID: 0f4b1e I am lactose intolerance, pie-avenging, pain-inducing.

>>	f4963f.jpg Dawn Puff f4963f Bob 2010/09/18(Sat)16:45 No. 7862 ID: f4963f >>7850 I am soy. Lactose-free, hippie-attracting.

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