1/3 Blobbish 2021/03/12(Fri)00:50 No. 990780 ID: 7f716e
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"...dow people! Oh an.... *snore* d Liches."

You're having the most amazing dream of your life. You're drinking a slurpee in it! At least, you think it is a dream, but it all feels oddly real at the same time.

2/3 Blobbish 2021/03/12(Fri)00:52 No. 990781 ID: 7f716e
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The bliss doesn't last though. Your 3am alarm (for some reason you set an alarm for 3am. who does this?) goes off.

*Groaannn*
Man, what a weird series of dreams you had tonight. some crap about liches and then a most amazing one about a slurpee with a cat or something?

3/3 Blobbish 2021/03/12(Fri)00:53 No. 990782 ID: 7f716e
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You're awake now, but something is different about your room. Can't really tell what though.

Craving a slurpee? I sure am, lets go get one.

Man you're certainly craving a slurpee right now. Look at your shadow and give it a thumbs up.

>>990782
I'm sure it's nothing. Grab your coat and hat and check the fridge to see what kinda breakfast you can make.

The 7/11 calls for you. You have to get a Slurpee by any means necessary.

1/5 Blobbish 2021/03/12(Fri)18:55 No. 990888 ID: 7f716e
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>>990785
Oh man, you're so hecking hungry, like you just had some massive adventure across multiple dimensions and time or something...

You head to what has been all along, of course, a fridge

2/5 Blobbish 2021/03/12(Fri)18:57 No. 990890 ID: 7f716e
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when you stare into the fridge, the fridge stares back
You look for an appropriate breakfast.

3/5 Blobbish 2021/03/12(Fri)18:59 No. 990891 ID: 7f716e
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You pull out a Big Bite Hot Dog with ketchup that is only $1.60 at the local 7-11!
Oh man this thing looks delicious.

4/5 Blobbish 2021/03/12(Fri)19:00 No. 990892 ID: 7f716e
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As you enjoy your breakfast, you look down to say good morning to your hard working shadow, but... he's gone. Weird, he usually says something before taking the day off... Oh well, you can mostly survive without him for a while.

5/5 Blobbish 2021/03/12(Fri)19:14 No. 990893 ID: 7f716e
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You try to grab your jacket and hat but... well i guess its just a single carved piece of rock for some reason... where did your jacket and hat go? weird.
You had out, it seems to be a warm night anyway.
Something definitely is different around here.
You stop for a moment to think... and then it hits you.
Its the signs! they weren't here before! One says "city" and it points to the city. And one says "Shady unlit path (With skulls!)" ( it has skulls there).

>>990893
Head into the city.

Head to the shady unlit path so you can meet some of your shadow people friends!

We normally take the shady path, but today I'm feeling city.

Grab a skull. Recite Hamlet.

1/2 Blobbish 2021/03/12(Fri)21:09 No. 990947 ID: 7f716e
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>>990894
>>990899
You decide to head to the city tonight.
>>990900
For no particular reason you want to pick up one of these skulls and recite hamlet. ("These belonged to people, you know!", you think to yourself in the 2nd person)

2/2 Blobbish 2021/03/12(Fri)21:14 No. 990958 ID: 7f716e
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*ahem*, you clear your throat, preparing for the best performance these skulls have ever seen

"uhhh, what are you doing? Why would you just pick up a random skull? A random skull in a weird place and we're covered in blood? The guy next to me is literally attached to a stick. That didnt bother you in the slightest? I belonged to someone once, you know! "( he speaks to yourself in the 2nd person )

You're very clearly embarrassed for committing this serious faux pas.

Invite the other skulls to recite hamlet with you, they were obviously bored sitting there. Then when you’re done, ask if they wanna come with you to the city. You know, for fun, before they get back to just being perched there or whatever.

>>990958
"Pssh don't be silly, skulls don't belong to people that would be slavery! They're employed by them. My shadow is off tonight, want to fill in for him, I pay a good rate!"

Good morning, how do I get to the 7/11 towards the city? Those slurpees there belong to me, you know! (You speak to himself in the 2nd person)

1/3 Blobbish 2021/03/12(Fri)23:44 No. 990987 ID: 7f716e
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"Oh my god im so sorry, i didn't mea--"
"Your what?"
"what?"
"You said oh my ......, what did you say?"
"god?"
"yeah, that. what is that?"
"Uh, its just a figure of speech man. Im sorry i didnt know you were alive. just thought you were like, decoration or something"
"Oh, yeah aight no worries mate, i was just startled"
....
....
"So uh,... i'm going to grab a slurpee, wanna come with?"
"oh shit, yeah? Definitely,"
"Awesome, lets go."

2/3 Blobbish 2021/03/12(Fri)23:46 No. 990988 ID: 7f716e
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Making your way downtown
Walking fast, more skulls pass and you're slurpeebound
Staring blankly ahead, just making your way
Making your way to the city of the old ones.

You hear cheering in the distance.

3/3 Blobbish 2021/03/12(Fri)23:50 No. 990989 ID: 7f716e
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WOOHOO, YEAH! yeah woohooo woohoo yeah yeah yoooo ya woohoo!!!
"Oh shit its him! SHHHH guys shhhh shut up shup guys... SHUT IT!!"
Some flamey imp creature at the front of the group stares at you.
"Uh... Well this is kinda embarrassing... you're up earlier than we thought you'd be... Uh... Welcome to HE'LL?

>>990989
Thanks! Hopefully he'll guide me to a 7-11. Actually, perhaps you could tell me where I can find one then I can avoid bothering him!

Woah you guys were expecting me? Cool. I'm heading out to grab a SLUSHEE, wanna come with? Actually do you know where the nearest 7/11 is?

Sweet, I always wanted to visit He'll Michigan... Didn't know it was literally right down the street of where I live!
Say, which way is the 7-11 from here?

>>990989
He'll what?

1/1 Blobbish 2021/03/13(Sat)05:55 No. 991015 ID: 7f716e
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"Sorry... what?"
"What, what?"
"Did you just say HE'LL?"
"uh.... yeah?"
"the hell is he'll?"
yeah exactly you get it
...
"What?"
"What?"
"What is HE'LL?"
"You know... HE'LL... Realm of E-ternal Pain and Tournament?"
"You mean torment?"
"What? No. Man, you died in an arcade, right?"
"Wait what?"
"Well yeah, that's why you're here, right?"
"I dunno. did i die?"
"Well I guess you must've, or else you wouldn't be here..."
...
...
...
"Huh.... ooookkkkaayyy...."
"So whats with the parade you've got here?"
"Oh! Uh, haha well, We were just heading over to your place to welcome you to the place but we didnt expect you to be up already. kinda spoiled the moment there."
"Oh, sorry."
"nah don't worry about it, its not a huge deal"
...
...
...
The flame creature looks at you for a while before asking,
"You uh... You got any plans later?"

"I'm headed out to grab a slushy right now. You wanna come with?"

Yeah see if they wanna come with. Do they know whwree your shadow is?

Well hey, thanks for saving me and bringing me to He'll, the Lich was trying to kidnap me back in my world and trying to bring me to his timeline. None good. Can we all celebrate with a Slurpee?

>>991024
This more or less

Wanna join me on a SLUSHEE run? Y’all seem like nice folks. Oh and meet my skull friend

1/3 Blobbish 2021/03/16(Tue)22:55 No. 991700 ID: 7f716e
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"I mean yeah, I'm just heading to get a Slurpee right now if you want to come."
"Okay great, I was just told I have to take you to meet the li-- wait, slurpee? oh my god, you know how to get a slurpee?"
"bro he said god. what is that?"
"Yeah....? Just gonna head to the 7-11?....why?"
...
...
The flame imp hesitates to tell you something...
"I've got some bad news..."

2/3 Blobbish 2021/03/16(Tue)22:59 No. 991701 ID: 7f716e
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"There are no 7-11's in HE'LL"
You are in shock. You are unresponsive for multiple minutes until you snap out of it.
"For a second I thought maybe you had a way to acquire a Slurpee. Oh I was hoping soooo bad, man. But,yeah, as there are no 7-11's in HE'LL, there is but one place to get one. And for lowly commoners like us, it is impossible."

"Tell me everything you know!" You demand.
"I'll do anything to get one."

3/3 Blobbish 2021/03/16(Tue)23:09 No. 991702 ID: 7f716e
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The imp points to a tower in the distance.
"Every 100 years, the E-WIZARDS gather to fight each other with their E-LICH-TRONICS and the champion receives 3 slurpees, summoned in from another realm."
"Although, no one but the E-WIZARDS know how to get to the tower. Although it looks to be just in the distance, you will never reach it by just walking towards it."
"However, a Slurpee grants immense power to the consumer, and as the prize is 3 slurpees and there are 3 of us here... How about we team up to win the championship? I will assist in any way I can, but you must promise to split the prize when the time comes."
"Well, I mean, i'm all for it."
The lich and the skull stand looking at you, awaiting your response.

>>991702
Skull, how can you assist?

Sure! You actually know exactly how to get there, you had a friend who was an e-wizard, but first you need to find a gaming cafe so you can get the tools you need.

Imagine yourself getting a huge ramp facing the cliff towards the tower, then going on a skatebaord, riding as fast as you can downhill, reaching the ramp, and then jumping off the huge ramp towards the tower. Man that'd be soooooo cool...

nah, not worth it. We already jumped a ramp earlier, no need to do it twice.

yeah, lets agree to team up.

Wait, what lich?

Where's the nearest trendy gaming bar/cafe? We'll be sure to find an E-Wizard there!

>>991719
Sorry I meat imp

1/4 Blobbish 2021/05/04(Tue)11:28 No. 998884 ID: 7f716e
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"Yeah, that sounds pretty reasonable i guess"

2/4 Blobbish 2021/05/04(Tue)11:32 No. 998886 ID: 7f716e
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the rest of the imps march on ahead without you three.
"Sweet! This is gonna be so awesome bro."
"Oh! Hey, you got a map on you by chance?"
You pull out your map from way before, "uh, yeah i guess, why?"

3/4 Blobbish 2021/05/04(Tue)11:41 No. 998887 ID: 7f716e
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"Flip it over"

4/4 Blobbish 2021/05/04(Tue)11:45 No. 998888 ID: 7f716e
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"haha. whoa!"
"So this is us here, right?"He points to the top left.
"And we need to get here."He points to the tower of lowEVIL expectations.
"It is physically impossible to get there in this realm just by walking, so we'll need to find another way. If we can find an E-WIZARD, we could probably get more information. Where should we go, though?"
"Hmmm, well, lets see...."

>>998888
Wizards are nerds let's look in the liebrary.

Internet cafe seems like a prime E WIZARD locale. Let's go there. I doubt we'll find any truths in a LIEbrary

There’s deffo gonna be some e-nerds at the Internet cafe!

Question the logic of how the paper's tears are copied rather than mirrored when you flip the paper over.

Go to the "nothn neree"

hit the liebrary on your way to e-cafe. You're sure to find wizards in one of these two locations.

1/3 Blobbish 2022/03/24(Thu)14:49 No. 1027203 ID: 4b11a7
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>>998889
>>998921

nerds DO like books and computers and other nerd stuff that would be at a place like that, and wizards sound like huge nerds...
Okay sure, you make your way to the liebrary.

2/3 Blobbish 2022/03/24(Thu)14:50 No. 1027204 ID: 4b11a7
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Before you stand two guards.

"Halt!" Says the guard on the left.
"Liebrary card, please", Commands the guard on the right.

"crap, I dont have a liebrary card, do you?" you ask the imp
"uh, no, mine is expired and I havent had the chance to apply for a new one... "
"My name is Chris by the way", The imp adds.

"Oh ho, no liebrary card, i see!" speaks the left
"Oh what a shame", right words at you ,"To enter, you require a liebrary card!"

"Can I apply for one right now?" you ask

"Oh why, certaintly!" leftmost and rightmost unison

3/3 Blobbish 2022/03/24(Thu)14:51 No. 1027205 ID: 4b11a7
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right guard pulls out two identical seeming laminated cards
"Before you I have two identical cards. One of these will allow you to enter freely and painlessly. The other, however, will render the user totally and awesomelly dead. You may ask one question to figure out the true card."
"Also, one of us always tells lies, and the other has been severely misinformed. Choose wisely"
"wait, which one of us is-- " "ShhHH"

"Choose wisely!"

Take both cards, read them, look for the card that has the word "FAKE" on it and ask them if they want you to get them a book from the Liebrary while you're in there.

(I chose the skip the puzzle option hehehehe)

>>1027205
>>1027205
The right guard is clearly the liar, ask him which is the real card and then pick the opposite. Ignore the left guard, he has clearly missed orientation.

>>1027207
This seems right. Buuuuut it's a little boring.

>>1027206
Hmm, he didn't say what triggers the death, maybe even touching the card does. Can you examine them without touching?

Waaaait, does it even matter which card we choose? We're already dead

Actually, since we're already dead, and the fake card makes us awesomely dead, wouldnt we want the wrong card so we can be awesome since we're already dead?

Hmm, total awesome deadness sounds like a big win. Time to yoink both, then Chris gets one too.

1/1 Blobbish 2022/03/24(Thu)21:41 No. 1027240 ID: 4b11a7
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>>1027207
>>1027212
[Bobby]"Waaaaait.... It doesn't matter what I choose because I'm already dead."
[Right]"No you're not."
[Bobby]"I'm not?"
[Right]"Yeah. brought you back to life. Just now. With my liebrary powers. magic."
[Left]"wait, we can do that? That wasnt in orientation..."
[Right]"no- er i mean yes, but only I can do it"

[Right]"anyway, you're alive now, so choose the card."
[Bobby]"I dont know, man... the cards look pretty identical to me. And with the way you're talking, I'm pretty sure you're the liar"
[Right]"I'm not."
[Bobby]"But if you're the liar, then wouldn't you lie about being the liar?"
[Right]"yeah-wait no, wait ye-no. yes? But i'm not the liar."
[Skull]"hm."
[Bobby]"Okay whatever. My question is: Which card is the real card?"
[Right]"Neither!"
[Left]"uh, wait, uh..."
[Bobby]"...ooookkaaayy? So, what, both are correct then?"
[Chris] "So you were just lying about the dying part, or, what?"
[Chris]"this guy is really bad at his job"
[Chris]"! Would that not mean that Right is actually the severely misinformed one because he is doing his job very badly, and the left guard is the liar and he is lying about being the liar by acting incompetent?"
[Bobby] "holy shit."

[Skull]" Okay so what now? If the liar is the guard on the right, and he is just doing a very bad job, we can take both cards without a problem. If the guard is actually on the left and is doing a very good job, then one of the cards actually will kill you? or not, because he was lying about that?"
[Skull, Chris, Bobby] "Ughh, this is stupid."

Options:
Think about this some more
Chance it, grab both cards
Chance it, flip a coin.
Something else

>>1027240
Left didn't answer the question. Demand an answer.

Oh, and pick whatever card he says is fake. If he's misinformed, then "neither" is a lie so you can pick whatever. If he's lying, then the "fake" card is real and is safe.

>>1027243
>>1027257

Agreed, def agreed

Right is the liar, and left is misinformed. He didn’t say to ask them a question, just to pick a card. And right was the one who proposed the game to begin with, I think. Probably. Maybe.

Anyways the moral of the story is take both cards and make fun of left of being too straight edge to pick up on what’s going on. These guys are total goobers.

Right is the liar, and left is misinformed. He didn’t say to ask them a question, just to pick a card. And right was the one who proposed the game to begin with, I think. Probably. Maybe.

Anyways the moral of the story is take both cards and make fun of left of being too straight edge to pick up on what’s going on. These guys are total goobers.

1/5 Blobbish 2022/03/27(Sun)14:02 No. 1027448 ID: 4b11a7
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>>1027243
>>1027257
[Bobby]"You, on the left. You didn't answer the question. Which card is the real one?"
[Left] "The real card is the one in the other guards right hand."
[Chris]"So that would be the one on the left, because he's facing towards us."

[Skull]"Okay. So if Right is lying, then that means both cards are safe. If RIght is misinformed, then either both cards are safe, or just one of them is.
[Skull]"If Left is lying, then that means the safe card is the card on the right(from our perspective). If Left is misinformed, then It could be that both cards are safe."
[Skull]"So, what, thats 5 options here? and both cards being safe takes up 3 of those options. If right is misinformed with just one card being safe, and left is the liar, then that means our best choice is the pick
the card on the right, right?"
[Bobby]"Sounds good to me."

Bobby takes the card on the right, nothing bad happens.

[Left Guard, Right Guard]"Alright, come on in."

2/5 Blobbish 2022/03/27(Sun)14:03 No. 1027449 ID: 4b11a7
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The structure rises to reveal a tunnel.

3/5 Blobbish 2022/03/27(Sun)14:03 No. 1027450 ID: 4b11a7
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The liebrary is much larger than its outside suggests. After around 15 minutes of walking through the tunnel, you find yourself in a large room with bookshelves and tables and people doing stuff.
You walk around for a bit and find an area with two dudes sitting around.

[Bobby]"Hey, are you guys e-wizards?"
[Blue Hat]"..."
[Red Hat]"Sigh... yeah..."
[Chris]"Do you know how to get to the Tournament Tower?"
[Red Hat]"...I do."
[Chris]"Can you tell us?"
[Red Hat]"Oh. Yeah. sure Its easy, you just--"

4/5 Blobbish 2022/03/27(Sun)14:04 No. 1027451 ID: 4b11a7
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[Blue Hat]"Hey!, Idiot! What do you think you're doing?"
[Red Hat]"Oh. sorry. I was just telling them how-"
[Blue Hat]"Yeah, you were about to tell them how to get to the tower! They're not e-wizards, dumbass. Keep your mouth shut."
[Red Hat]"... sorry"
[Bobby]"Hey, stay out of this. We weren't talking to you."
[Blue Hat]"Whatever. Pleb."

You try to talk to red hat again, but he avoids your eyes and stays quiet.

[Skull]"I guess we should figure out a way to become e-wizards ourselves?"
[Bobby]"Yeah I guess we'll have to."
[Chris]"Okay i'll start looking at the books. There is a computer lab over there. Probably a lot of nerds there. e-wizard types. You two go check that out."
[Bobby]Okay.

5/5 Blobbish 2022/03/27(Sun)14:07 No. 1027452 ID: 4b11a7
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This is the computer lab. People here are absorbed into their work on the computers. looks like they're working in teams of two. They're all focused. Gotta get someone's attention somehow.

>>1027452
Okay, open yahoo search engine (probably the only one they have down here) and google "Wikihow: How to Become an E-Wizard"

>>1027452
What are they working on?

Challenge these nerds to a LAN party break playing Halo CE or Unreal Tournament. Can get that shit online from any basic site without needing cracks. Good excuse to use that to make a bet or talk to them. Or just trash talk them, that’s always fun.

Ask where the front desk is, you want a hella cool slurpee

Flick the lights on and off to get their attention

1/4 Blobbish 2023/07/11(Tue)21:25 No. 1067654 ID: d9f87c
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>>1030397
You flick the lights like crazy.

2/4 Blobbish 2023/07/11(Tue)21:26 No. 1067655 ID: d9f87c
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*AHEM*
A voice comes from behind you.
"Excuse me, what do you think you're doing?"
Something tells you this nerd knows a thing or two.
upon closer inspection....

3/4 Blobbish 2023/07/11(Tue)21:27 No. 1067656 ID: d9f87c
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jackpot.

4/4 Blobbish 2023/07/11(Tue)21:27 No. 1067657 ID: d9f87c
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This guy might be just what you need.
however, he looks like he only has enough patience to answer, say... 3 questions.

How many questions was that again?

Ask how we get to the tournament tower

What's the secret behind the white flavor?

Blobbish 2023/07/12(Wed)07:59 No. 1067677 ID: d9f87c
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>>1067658
Bobby: Say, can I ask you a question? (1)
Chris: I dont know, CAN you? *hyuk*. hah just yanking your chain. go ahead.

>>1067659
Bobby: So um, like, we're totally e-wizards, right? and we Really want to get to the tournament tower, but uh... we forgot how. Can you remind us how to get there?

Blobbish 2023/07/12(Wed)08:03 No. 1067678 ID: d9f87c
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Chris: You... forgot. really?
Bobby: ....correct.
....
Chris: O..kaay... well, do you have your E-LICH-TRONIC device? just use the teleport app, and it'll take you and your friends to where you want to go. It'll cost Wizard Fuel though. You remember WIZARD FUEL, don't you? *he rolls his eyes*

3/3 Blobbish 2023/07/12(Wed)08:06 No. 1067679 ID: d9f87c
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Bobby: Oh, uh, yeah totally! WIZARD FUEL and E-LICH-TRONIC devices. Oh my how could I forget these imporant e-wizarding concepts. very embarassig for an e-wizard, which I am one.

Chris: Whatever, now leave me alone. And don't mess with the lights! we're working here!
---------
The man seems incredibly knowledgeable about all things, and has patience for one more question, better make it count!

Ask where to get Wizard Fuel

Ask where he gets his Wizard Fuel.

Ask him where you can find the best wizard fuel. That real kino wizard gasoline shit.

1/3 Blobbish 2023/07/12(Wed)17:38 No. 1067718 ID: d9f87c
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>>1067696
>>1067707
Bobby: By the way... Where do you get your WIZARD FUEL?
you lean in closer and point to him
Bobby:I heard its some real KINO GASOLINE(TM) stuff.

2/3 Blobbish 2023/07/12(Wed)17:39 No. 1067719 ID: d9f87c
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Chris: HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THA--
Chris: uh, I mean... Sir, I have no idea what you are talking about. please leave me alone as I am rather busy working here. Thank you, Good Day.

Chris leans in and hands you a piece of paper and winks

3/3 Blobbish 2023/07/12(Wed)17:40 No. 1067720 ID: d9f87c
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Its... some kind of code? Maybe?

>>1067720

Hold on, it's a simple cipher. I think it says

PhhW Ph DW
Wkh Vhfrqg IORRU

"Meet me at the—" something something

It's ROT23.

"Meet me at the second floor"

1/5 Blobbish 2023/07/13(Thu)11:44 No. 1067773 ID: d9f87c
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>>1067754
wow, kind of an easy code to crack, huh? this guy isn't being as secretive as he thinks.

Bobby: " 'Meet me at the second floor.'. Huh, alright, that was pretty easy to crack, even I didn't have much trouble with it."
Bobby turns back to Chris (the nerd, not the imp. they're both named Chris. sorry, but I don't make the rules.)
He turns back to Chris, but he's already gone.
Bobby: We could have just went together since we're both right here.... whatever.

Chris(The Imp): I saw a stairwell on the way to the computer lab, lets go!

2/5 Blobbish 2023/07/13(Thu)11:47 No. 1067774 ID: d9f87c
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Chris (The Imp): Hey, by the way...
Bobby: Whats up?
Chris: Chris(The nerd) is probably lying to us, right?
Bobby:What do you mean?
Chris: This is called the LIEbrary, right? meaning that everything and or everyone here is always lying, right?
Bobby: Why are you asking me? Don't you live here in he'll? you know the rules better than I do
Chris: *shrugs* I dont really read, so i've never gone here before.

3/5 Blobbish 2023/07/13(Thu)11:53 No. 1067775 ID: d9f87c
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You reach the second floor and see a long hallway.
There lots of doors with interesting labels and stuff on them.
Some doors say stuff like "Totally safe room, please enter!" or "We forgot what is in this room, but its dangerous, don't enter!"
One room has a sign saying "E-LICH-TRONIC DEVICE REPAIR". probably worth checking out later.

all the doors are locked except for the one at the very end, labeled "BROOM CLOSET".
hah, why would a broom need a closet? It doesn't have any clothes to store away!

4/5 Blobbish 2023/07/13(Thu)11:56 No. 1067776 ID: d9f87c
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you open the closet door and see Chris (The nerd) standing there, looking all nerdy and smug-like.

Chris(The nerd):"So you've cracked the code and made it this far, ey?"
Chris(The nerd): "Fair warning kid, This WIZARD FUEL isn't for beginners. Its the REAL DEAL. Still interested?

4.5/5 Blobbish 2023/07/13(Thu)11:58 No. 1067777 ID: d9f87c
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Bobby:"Of course I am. Me being a strong E-WIZARD and all, I need only the strongest WIZARD FUEL!

Chris(The Imp): Yeah, lets see the stuff, buddy!

Chris(The Nerd) pulls out a cool looking can of WIZARD FUEL
Chris(The Nerd): Check this shit. KINO GASOLINE. Banned in 13 dimensions. Can kill ya if you look at too long. Can make a person immortal, and an immortal into double-immortal.

5/5 Blobbish 2023/07/13(Thu)11:59 No. 1067778 ID: d9f87c
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Chris(The Nerd): What say you? Only $5 (you have $6.50 left after the arcade games, but you need money to buy a slurpee at the end of all this! (how much does a slurpee cost anyway... hmm...))

Ask him to demonstrate its potency first. It seems too good to be true something so strong is to be had for only $5

You could give this nerd a wedgie, grab the Wizard Fuel and run.

Pay for it, drink it, then use your e-wizard powers to steal back the cash. Ez Peezy

1/4 Blobbish 2023/07/20(Thu)19:18 No. 1068383 ID: 88c357
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>>1067795
>>1067792
you hand the gentleman the cash money, then punch him in the dick.
Yep, WHAM, right in the willy.
You've absolutely disrespected this man.

2/4 Blobbish 2023/07/20(Thu)19:19 No. 1068384 ID: 88c357
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You pick up your money, and without any regard towards your safety (or the state of Chris's testicles), you chug that shit down

3/4 Blobbish 2023/07/20(Thu)19:20 No. 1068385 ID: 88c357
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Wait a dang minute. this WIZARD FUEL tastes exactly like a lukewarm jaeger bomb. Gross.
but, whats this?
You... You can feel it. Coursing through your veins... You're Awakening!!!
You've become BOBBY SLURPS, E-WIZARD

4/4 Blobbish 2023/07/20(Thu)19:21 No. 1068386 ID: 88c357
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design your wizard hat now.

Suggestion 2023/07/20(Thu)19:51 No. 1068393 ID: b57fea
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>>1068386
Congrats on all your new sponsorships bobby!

Poltergeist Ethanoic Acid 2023/07/20(Thu)20:04 No. 1068412 ID: e51896
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Big Gulp because 7 eleven.

EDMNGO - ID:0838d6 2023/07/20(Thu)20:17 No. 1068419 ID: 38349b
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H@

1/1 Blobbish 2023/08/03(Thu)15:45 No. 1069675 ID: 8fce66
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>>1068412
the universe reads the shape of your soul and materializes the perfect wizard hat right on top of your head!

Chris: *GROANS* Ahhh man, What the he'll was that for?!That's it, get ready for a Wizard Fight!.

Chris puts on his robe and wizard hat, and like, gets all up in your face, supposedly about to cast some kind of killer spell at you. (Killer as in awesome, but also as in will kill you)

You feel immense energy still coursing through you after drinking the KINO GASOLINE WIZARD FUEL.
You think that maybe, perhaps, you have the power to cast any spell, but only once.
What do you cast?

Deflect

Wish

>>1069675
Cast Muscle Spasm on him, that'll stop him dead in his tracks!

Slurpee avalanche!
(But then it immediatly melts because we're in He'll, and you cant get your prize that easily, but at least it helped against our enemy.)

Astral Dunk