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990779 No. 990779 ID: 7f716e

"The White flavor's okay,.... Mhmmm but don't...... you don't wanna know what...."

*SNORE*
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No. 1067678 ID: d9f87c
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1067678

Chris: You... forgot. really?
Bobby: ....correct.
....
Chris: O..kaay... well, do you have your E-LICH-TRONIC device? just use the teleport app, and it'll take you and your friends to where you want to go. It'll cost Wizard Fuel though. You remember WIZARD FUEL, don't you? *he rolls his eyes*
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No. 1067679 ID: d9f87c
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1067679

Bobby: Oh, uh, yeah totally! WIZARD FUEL and E-LICH-TRONIC devices. Oh my how could I forget these imporant e-wizarding concepts. very embarassig for an e-wizard, which I am one.

Chris: Whatever, now leave me alone. And don't mess with the lights! we're working here!
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The man seems incredibly knowledgeable about all things, and has patience for one more question, better make it count!
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No. 1067681 ID: 5d07e8

Ask where to get Wizard Fuel
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No. 1067696 ID: 8f9bc4

Ask where he gets his Wizard Fuel.
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No. 1067707 ID: b57fea

Ask him where you can find the best wizard fuel. That real kino wizard gasoline shit.
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No. 1067718 ID: d9f87c
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1067718

>>1067696
>>1067707
Bobby: By the way... Where do you get your WIZARD FUEL?
you lean in closer and point to him
Bobby:I heard its some real KINO GASOLINE(TM) stuff.
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No. 1067719 ID: d9f87c
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1067719

Chris: HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THA--
Chris: uh, I mean... Sir, I have no idea what you are talking about. please leave me alone as I am rather busy working here. Thank you, Good Day.

Chris leans in and hands you a piece of paper and winks
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No. 1067720 ID: d9f87c
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1067720

Its... some kind of code? Maybe?
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No. 1067728 ID: 8f9bc4

>>1067720

Hold on, it's a simple cipher. I think it says

PhhW Ph DW
Wkh Vhfrqg IORRU

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No. 1067731 ID: 5461c7

"Meet me at the—" something something
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No. 1067754 ID: 273c18

It's ROT23.

"Meet me at the second floor"
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No. 1067773 ID: d9f87c
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1067773

>>1067754
wow, kind of an easy code to crack, huh? this guy isn't being as secretive as he thinks.

Bobby: " 'Meet me at the second floor.'. Huh, alright, that was pretty easy to crack, even I didn't have much trouble with it."
Bobby turns back to Chris (the nerd, not the imp. they're both named Chris. sorry, but I don't make the rules.)
He turns back to Chris, but he's already gone.
Bobby: We could have just went together since we're both right here.... whatever.

Chris(The Imp): I saw a stairwell on the way to the computer lab, lets go!
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No. 1067774 ID: d9f87c
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1067774

Chris (The Imp): Hey, by the way...
Bobby: Whats up?
Chris: Chris(The nerd) is probably lying to us, right?
Bobby:What do you mean?
Chris: This is called the LIEbrary, right? meaning that everything and or everyone here is always lying, right?
Bobby: Why are you asking me? Don't you live here in he'll? you know the rules better than I do
Chris: *shrugs* I dont really read, so i've never gone here before.
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No. 1067775 ID: d9f87c
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1067775

You reach the second floor and see a long hallway.
There lots of doors with interesting labels and stuff on them.
Some doors say stuff like "Totally safe room, please enter!" or "We forgot what is in this room, but its dangerous, don't enter!"
One room has a sign saying "E-LICH-TRONIC DEVICE REPAIR". probably worth checking out later.

all the doors are locked except for the one at the very end, labeled "BROOM CLOSET".
hah, why would a broom need a closet? It doesn't have any clothes to store away!
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No. 1067776 ID: d9f87c
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1067776

you open the closet door and see Chris (The nerd) standing there, looking all nerdy and smug-like.

Chris(The nerd):"So you've cracked the code and made it this far, ey?"
Chris(The nerd): "Fair warning kid, This WIZARD FUEL isn't for beginners. Its the REAL DEAL. Still interested?
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No. 1067777 ID: d9f87c
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1067777

Bobby:"Of course I am. Me being a strong E-WIZARD and all, I need only the strongest WIZARD FUEL!

Chris(The Imp): Yeah, lets see the stuff, buddy!

Chris(The Nerd) pulls out a cool looking can of WIZARD FUEL
Chris(The Nerd): Check this shit. KINO GASOLINE. Banned in 13 dimensions. Can kill ya if you look at too long. Can make a person immortal, and an immortal into double-immortal.
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No. 1067778 ID: d9f87c
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1067778

Chris(The Nerd): What say you? Only $5 (you have $6.50 left after the arcade games, but you need money to buy a slurpee at the end of all this! (how much does a slurpee cost anyway... hmm...))
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No. 1067779 ID: f4bb9f

Ask him to demonstrate its potency first. It seems too good to be true something so strong is to be had for only $5
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No. 1067792 ID: 8f9bc4

You could give this nerd a wedgie, grab the Wizard Fuel and run.
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No. 1067795 ID: b57fea

Pay for it, drink it, then use your e-wizard powers to steal back the cash. Ez Peezy
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No. 1068383 ID: 88c357
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1068383

>>1067795
>>1067792
you hand the gentleman the cash money, then punch him in the dick.
Yep, WHAM, right in the willy.
You've absolutely disrespected this man.
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No. 1068384 ID: 88c357
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1068384

You pick up your money, and without any regard towards your safety (or the state of Chris's testicles), you chug that shit down
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No. 1068385 ID: 88c357
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1068385

Wait a dang minute. this WIZARD FUEL tastes exactly like a lukewarm jaeger bomb. Gross.
but, whats this?
You... You can feel it. Coursing through your veins... You're Awakening!!!
You've become BOBBY SLURPS, E-WIZARD
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No. 1068386 ID: 88c357
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1068386

design your wizard hat now.
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No. 1068393 ID: b57fea
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1068393

>>1068386
Congrats on all your new sponsorships bobby!
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No. 1068402 ID: df6aa3
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1068402

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No. 1068403 ID: df6aa3
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1068403

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No. 1068404 ID: df6aa3
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1068404

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No. 1068405 ID: df6aa3
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1068405

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No. 1068406 ID: df6aa3
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1068406

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No. 1068407 ID: df6aa3
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1068407

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No. 1068408 ID: df6aa3
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1068408

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No. 1068409 ID: df6aa3
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1068409

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No. 1068410 ID: df6aa3
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1068410

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No. 1068411 ID: df6aa3
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1068411

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No. 1068412 ID: e51896
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1068412

Big Gulp because 7 eleven.
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No. 1068414 ID: df6aa3
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1068414

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No. 1068419 ID: 38349b
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1068419

H@
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No. 1068422 ID: df6aa3
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1068422

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No. 1068424 ID: df6aa3
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1068424

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No. 1068425 ID: 127310
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1068425

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No. 1068427 ID: df6aa3
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1068427

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No. 1068428 ID: df6aa3
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1068428

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No. 1068433 ID: df6aa3
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1068433

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No. 1069675 ID: 8fce66
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1069675

>>1068412
the universe reads the shape of your soul and materializes the perfect wizard hat right on top of your head!

Chris: *GROANS* Ahhh man, What the he'll was that for?!That's it, get ready for a Wizard Fight!.

Chris puts on his robe and wizard hat, and like, gets all up in your face, supposedly about to cast some kind of killer spell at you. (Killer as in awesome, but also as in will kill you)

You feel immense energy still coursing through you after drinking the KINO GASOLINE WIZARD FUEL.
You think that maybe, perhaps, you have the power to cast any spell, but only once.
What do you cast?
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No. 1069678 ID: 9f13c1

Deflect
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No. 1069689 ID: e5709d

Wish
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No. 1069690 ID: b57fea

>>1069675
Cast Muscle Spasm on him, that'll stop him dead in his tracks!
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No. 1069691 ID: de211d

Slurpee avalanche!
(But then it immediatly melts because we're in He'll, and you cant get your prize that easily, but at least it helped against our enemy.)
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No. 1069698 ID: 8f9bc4

Astral Dunk
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