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914048 No. 914048 ID: 40232e

>You are VISCOUNTEX VON BOPHODEM, professional goofster and representatives of the planet RIBBETULON - VI, who are definitely not frog themed dont ask dumb questions. You are a JESTER, as per the species.

You have crash landed your I.F.O. which is short for 'Identified Flying object' and definitely not short for 'incredibly froggy object' onto an unknown planet in the JAPES SYSTEM.

Life here may be hostile. You'll need to REPAIR YOUR SHIP. the parts have SCATTERED across the land. There must be at least 7 MISSING PARTS. maybe more. Imagine.

You have your INVENTORY, a MAP, a bag of CHOCOLATE FLIES, and some ARMS.

>What Do?
Expand all images
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No. 914049 ID: 465a14

Find parts. Ignore temptation to acknowledge arms joke.
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No. 914050 ID: b1b4f3

How many arms?
Do a hop skip and a jump stage right.
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No. 914051 ID: becba8

Sing the song of your people.
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No. 914053 ID: 40232e
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914053

You equip your ARMSU!

you opt to hum the catchy tune to a copyrighted NUNTUNDUN FRANCHISE that everyone seems to forget was just filled with BOPS
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No. 914054 ID: 40232e
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914054

As for moving right along...

> VISCOUNTEX VON BOPHODEM, which will now be shortened to BOP for the rest of this series, opens up his MAP APP on his BAPPLE. despite it continuing the rhyme scheme, it is not in fact, CRAP.

There's a few places the parts have gone. Looks like they're all fuckin' weird as is to be expected.

You are currently in CRASH SITE. It's the, uh. Green, swampy bit near the bottom. Really should put a PLACEMARKER on this. Oh well, a problem for future BOP!
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No. 914057 ID: 080aaf

Everybody remember where we parked.
Visit the spooky house for great Black Friday deals on missing parts!
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No. 914058 ID: d18b05

Check out that gingerbread house. You hungry after all that crashing?
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No. 914059 ID: 91ee5f

>>914058
This.
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No. 914062 ID: 5aeb11

To the gingerbread house but beware of mimes, prepare to to use ARSMU to give’ em a good ok fashioned bopping across the chops.
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No. 914068 ID: 40232e
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914068

>BOP enters the CANDYHOUSE!

Perspective is a cruel mistress. Cruel but fair. The house looked so much smaller while it was further away.

Turns out it's FUCKNORMOUS.

>Bop is currently balanced on one of the SCAFFOLDING that holds the house together. Yes, it's made of Almond Bark. Obviously.
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No. 914070 ID: 40232e
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914070

> Looking down reveals the house.. er. Living room? Kitchen? Bed Bath and Beyond demo area? There's like, an oven and an armrest here. And some sort of... goo. Pile. What. Gross.
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No. 914072 ID: 40232e
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914072

>PART SIGHTED!

>Location: Top of Oven, CANDYHOUSE
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No. 914073 ID: d18b05

Call out to see if there's an owner. Investigate this goo.
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No. 914075 ID: e69a0c
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914075

>The GOO is way down there. Like hella. Bop wants a good way to survive the fall before bop investigates something purely based on ominous levels of viscosity.

>Bop gives a firm "HEWWO?!" out into the house. After a bit of shuffling, the owner shuffles into view. A marshmallow witch, of course. Who else would live in a Candy House? Elves? Some sort of Salt Devil? some sort of Spiders Georg?

Bop is so small she can't even hear their voice too well. Just sorta lookin' around.
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No. 914076 ID: 91ee5f

>>914075
Your arms are like springs. Can’t you just lower yourself down or can your arms not stretch that far?
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No. 914078 ID: d32139

well the witch is marshmallow. you could just..... y'know

boneless fifty fifty off the rail right onto her head

not to suggest, of course, that you would have any skill at jumping

that would be silly
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No. 914079 ID: d18b05

You're skilled at pratfalls right? Just humorously slip and safely faceplant the landing.
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No. 914081 ID: 080aaf

Aim your jump right down the stovepipe - of that hat.
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No. 914101 ID: 443893

>>914081
Perfect
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No. 914147 ID: 965b77
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914147

A Jump is all that we need! Off we GOOOOOOOoooooooo oh this was a BAD idea
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No. 914148 ID: 965b77
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914148

Bop makes IMPACT and feels it shudder through their spine. Bop misses the stovepipe by a little, and ends up on the brim of the cap instead.

Ebrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr
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No. 914149 ID: 965b77
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914149

The witch has yet to notice.

>What do?
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No. 914150 ID: b1b4f3

Maybe you can talk to her how that you're closer.
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No. 914152 ID: 3209d3

Say the magical words, Jester! Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing.
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No. 914153 ID: a451fc

Roll for seduction
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No. 914154 ID: 91ee5f

>>914150
>>914153
These.
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No. 914156 ID: d32139

patience is the greatest virtue. wait until she's by the stove and then just hop off in the most unfroglike manner possible
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No. 914165 ID: 080aaf

Sing a love song.
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No. 914166 ID: 965b77
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914166

We're flirting with her?

She's going to crush Bop, in more ways than one.
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No. 914167 ID: 965b77
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914167

Ah well, always was into size differences.

>Bop lowers themselves down the brim of the hat and begins to regale the witch with a lovely serenade, involving a lot of monkey noises.
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No. 914168 ID: 965b77
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914168

>Seems the witch thinks they're a spider, and readies her trusty BROOM.

This isn't going well. Now what?
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No. 914173 ID: 91ee5f

>>914168
>broom
I mean, maybe if you tried talking instead of making monkey noises, she wouldn’t think you’re a spider?

>What do?
Dodge so that she ends up smacking herself in the face with her broom!
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No. 914179 ID: 080aaf

You're not a spider, she's a spider! Therefore she's going to smack herself in the face with the broom. You'll just need to swing yourself onto that shelf below her target.
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No. 914186 ID: 443893

Juggle something to prove you're not a spider
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No. 914189 ID: d18b05

Honk your nose at her. Spiders don't honk!
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No. 914222 ID: 3209d3

Tell a joke!
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No. 914225 ID: d32139

ask the witch why she would hit a spider with a broom! spiders are PEAK WITCH AESTHETIC, even if you're made of marshmallow!!!!
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No. 914260 ID: d887c0

Commence unspiderlike jester antics!
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No. 914284 ID: 40232e
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914284

Yes, of course! Jesterly things!

> Honk hon! Have you ever heard the one about the goblin that had their left arm and left leg cut off? They're all right now! Honk!

Double hand juggling technique!
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No. 914285 ID: 40232e
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914285

Oh shit i let go of the hat
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No. 914286 ID: 40232e
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914286

>Careening towards an inevitable demise, Bop considers their fate. Better to die after bouncing off the tiddie than to never touch the tiddie at all.

>Actually this sucks

>What do?
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No. 914287 ID: 080aaf

Juggle yourself to stay airborne
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No. 914289 ID: b1b4f3

Grab something with your tongue!
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No. 914294 ID: 91ee5f

>>914284
Where did you get those balls to juggle?!

>>914286
Hey, if you can pull balls out of nowhere to juggle them, then you should also be able to pull balloons out of nowhere! Just blow them up and you’ll float down safely!
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No. 914300 ID: d32139

floof out your capey thingy to parachute down!!!

alternatively, use your slapstick powers to bounce!!! funny death cannot kill a power clown!!!!!
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No. 914317 ID: 27c0bc

Quickly construct a parachute out of hidden scarves, balloons, and a parachute.
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No. 914336 ID: 2a7417

Ask her to catch you.
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No. 914358 ID: a9af05

>>914286
Scream, "HELP!!!" as loud as you can! Hopefully, she'll hear you and catch you!
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No. 914363 ID: 40232e
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914363

Hm. These are a lot of different suggestions. But all of them are really good. Yes. Juggling myself, making a parachute, asking for help, grabbing something with my tongue. Hm. Yes. Let's see... Hrm hrm hrm. Which selection to do. Which to do....
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No. 914364 ID: 40232e
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914364

SPLAT
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No. 914366 ID: 40232e
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914366

WHUMP
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No. 914367 ID: 40232e
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914367

Damnit.

okay, so you died. no big. you'll just schmooze death and get back up and itll be no biggie.
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No. 914368 ID: 40232e
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914368

Death: It's a biggie

>FUCK

Death: your bod is like super smushed my dude. That witch went IN on you. to be fair its what you wanted.

Death: I can make you up another bod but like it's gonna end up being different so you gotta choose now.

>EARS: Short/Long/Floppy
>NECK: Band/Frill/Scarf
>BODY: Coat/Dress/Suit
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No. 914376 ID: b1b4f3

>>914368
Floppy ears.
Scarf neck.
Dress body.

Knock-off Ralsei here we come.
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No. 914377 ID: 3209d3

Short Ears!
Band Neck!
Dress Body!
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No. 914380 ID: a9af05

>>914376
This.
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No. 914388 ID: 91ee5f

>>914376
>Knock-off Ralsei here we come.
This! XD
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No. 914394 ID: 080aaf

Floppy/Scarf/Coat. Maybe now we'll stop being mistaken for a frog, which we definitely weren't.
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No. 914408 ID: 40232e
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914408

>EARS: Floppy
>NECK: Scarf
>BODY: Dress

Betcha didn't think that the weird hat was actually jester ears huh

Death gives a thumbs up to the new design, adding in some SCARF ARMS for good measure. Death also puts DEATH'S HAND in inventory. This points in the right direction to the next goal! consult it if you ever lose track.
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No. 914409 ID: 40232e
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914409

Now Get Out of My House.
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No. 914410 ID: 40232e
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914410

BOP wakes back up in the GINGERBREAD HOUSE.

Still as small as ever.
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No. 914412 ID: b1b4f3

>>914410
Find the oven. Do some kinda crazy platforming sequence to get to the top.
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No. 914418 ID: 080aaf

Just eat your way up the wall behind the stove.
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No. 914435 ID: 91ee5f

>>914410
Complain about how hard Death kicked your butt, that really hurt!

Then I guess go back to the stove and climb up top.
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No. 914571 ID: 40232e
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914571

>Bop meanders back towards the Oven. Man its so big. How TF we gonna get up there anyway?

> TF stands for 'the fcursewordthatisactuallybitch'
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No. 914574 ID: 91ee5f

>>914571
Acrobatically do a bunch of backflips and launch yourself up there!
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No. 914575 ID: 080aaf

Find some discarded paper like an envelope or something, and fly up there using thermal updrafts from the oven.
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No. 914576 ID: b1b4f3

Look around for discarded items you could potentially use.
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No. 914704 ID: 40232e
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914704

Boy all of these sound really complicated.

maybe we should just jump up without all the fancy backflips
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No. 914705 ID: 40232e
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914705

Yea, that worked just fine!

Once again, Bop saves the day by JAMPING
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No. 914707 ID: d887c0

>>914705
Careful not to squashed again, clown boi.
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No. 914709 ID: a9af05

>>914705
Pick up your ship part and get outta there before you get squished again!
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No. 914711 ID: b1b4f3

>>914705
Grab the part and then just walk out like a normal person.
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No. 914714 ID: 91ee5f

>>914705
Grab the part before something happens to prevent you from getting the part!
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No. 914715 ID: 40232e
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914715

> PART GET!

> The CROAKING GEAR is very important to the IFO's internal CROAKALOID POWERING MECHANISMS. It's use allows one to pump out those funky, froggish TUNES like nobody's business! It also is like. A gear that connects the engine to the rest of the ship's thrust so there's that too.

> 1/7 PARTS OBTAINED
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No. 914716 ID: 40232e
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914716

>Back to the ship, narrowly escaping MANY ENEMIES PROBABLY that would have made for an INTERESTING AND NUANCED SEQUENCE.

> The part is expertly applied. Where to next?
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No. 914720 ID: 080aaf

Visit the haunted house of possibly more proportionally inclined spookers.
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No. 914721 ID: b1b4f3

>>914720
Agreed.
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No. 914722 ID: a451fc

Spooky crooked house next. You can punch ghosts right? Just in case there are any in there.
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No. 914725 ID: 40232e
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914725

>The HAUNTED HOUSE

Boy it sure is spooky in here! blood dripping from the ceiling, chains, ghosts probably, mimes, snallygasters...

No Snallygaster in sight yet though!
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No. 914728 ID: d887c0

>>914725
Be on the lookout for spooks of any description.
That includes ghosts, ghouls, goblins, living armor, vampires, killer plants, living dolls, giant insects, renegade robots, skeletons, witches, and unusually large (and adorable) spiders.
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No. 914730 ID: b1b4f3

>>914725
Rattle those chains!
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No. 914738 ID: 080aaf

Honk loudly to spook any mimes.
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No. 914821 ID: 15a025

climb up the chains!
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No. 914848 ID: d32139

lick the blood. you gotta make sure. what if it's delicious syrup.
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No. 915134 ID: 40232e
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915134

The blood is revealed to be raspberry jam! Unfortunately, clown blood is also raspberry jam flavored so it might actually be blood.

Bop keeps a close eye out for any MIMES and honks their MIME SCARIN HORN

There's a heavy thump and something making weird noises but no mimes in sight. Prolly.
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No. 915135 ID: 91ee5f

>>915134
Go investigate the noises.
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No. 915138 ID: b1b4f3

What's that on the wall?
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No. 915144 ID: 080aaf

Check if that crack is hiding a trapdoor handle.
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No. 915335 ID: 40232e
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915335

Ah! so that's what the noise was!

The HONK startled a ...clown... here! Yes! Perfectly safe and trustworthy! The crack seems to vanish thanks to the ...clown... 's weird magic!

Bop issues a greeting!
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No. 915344 ID: d887c0

>>915335
Bop, it is clearly made of cloth, it has buttons for eyes, it doesn't even have any legs, and you should be aware enough that meeting a friendly face in a place like this is unlikely. However, seeing as I know that you can be a bit obtuse, I'll be blunt: that is a monster trying to lure you into a trap.
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No. 915346 ID: b1b4f3

>>915335
Ask if they've seen any of your spaceship parts.
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No. 915382 ID: 40df11

Baaack away and ask it questions.
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No. 915392 ID: d32139

eat them.
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No. 915394 ID: 40232e
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915394

Bop asks if the ...clown... has seen any spaceship parts! The doll makes no reply of course, but the Mime behind it snickers silently and watches.

Ah mimes, ultimate predator of the clown! Jesters, however, are poisonous to Mimes, and thus feature a mutualistic relationship.

>A relationship that usually involves gettin' saucy
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No. 915396 ID: a451fc

Gettin' saucy? Oh I know what you mean...

Ask her if she wants to see your award winning jester pasta sauce, just to see how saucy she want's this relationship. But if you can't do that right now just ask her if she's seen any space ship parts in the house.
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No. 915410 ID: 91ee5f

>>915396
This! XD
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No. 915417 ID: 080aaf

Take the "clown" with you on your adventure.
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No. 915418 ID: d887c0

>>915394
Is the mime aware of the irony that it is, in fact, clowning around?
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No. 915420 ID: b1b4f3

>>915394
Hey pretty lady.
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No. 915549 ID: 40232e
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915549

>Bop puts on their PRETTIEST FACE and shows off their High Quality Pasta Jester Sauce for Jesters in an attempt to woo the Mime!

The mime is confused. She saw a part further in though.
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No. 915550 ID: 40df11

See if you can get a part of her heart too. What do mimes like? How good are you at pulling an invisible rope?
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No. 915555 ID: 91ee5f

>>915549
>She saw a part further in though.
Ask her to show you where it is.

You’d probably get lost in this house if you try to find it yourself.
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No. 915560 ID: 080aaf

Just pour that sauce all over yourself. Yeah.
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No. 915577 ID: d887c0

>>915549
A trade of fine and delicious sauce for the location of a precious ship part perhaps?
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No. 915585 ID: d32139

ask if you can have some invisible brass knuckles to put on your armsu.

they'll never see it coming.

literally
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No. 916256 ID: 40232e
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916256

Oh no, you misunderstand.

You see, she saw the ship part. and now she HAS the ship part. If you want it back, you're gonna need more than some measly special sauce. You're gonna have to work for it.

>the GREATER MIME requests you slay the SNALLYGASTER that has been terrorizing the resident mime, fool, and harlequin population. Bring back it's eyes as proof.
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No. 916258 ID: b1b4f3

Snallygaster? Hmm. What kind of creature is that? How hard are they to kill?
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No. 916262 ID: d887c0

>>916256
Call us a hitman. Where's the thing? What's it look like? How do we kill it?
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No. 916267 ID: 91ee5f

>>916256
Tell her you’ll do it under the condition that you get the ship part and a kiss from her! ;D
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No. 916269 ID: 080aaf

We're your huckleberry. Let us just gather the tools for the job.
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No. 916738 ID: 40232e
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916738

A Snallygaster is the worst possible thing.

It's weird floaty hands can reach out far beyond it's body and flay flesh with it's terrible terrible digits. It's whole body is covered in a faintly mold smelling fur and it's horrible nose can smell out a member of the humoria family (Clowns, Mimes, Jesters, and all crossbreeds) with ease. It's eyes can look in any direction and it can see perfectly in darkness. It lives only to kill, and relishes violence.

They're also mean, ugly, stupid, brutish, and vaguepost on Jestr.
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No. 916739 ID: 40232e
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916739

Good thing there's not one here right now, It would be pissed I called it all those names.
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No. 916740 ID: b1b4f3

>>916739
I think it's time to enter battle mode.
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No. 916742 ID: edfbdc

>>916739
Now. Now is the time for sauce. Sauce the dramatic irony away.
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No. 916758 ID: 91ee5f

>>916739
He’s right behind you!

Quick, throw your special sauce in his face!
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No. 916787 ID: 080aaf

Throw the sauce at its eyes!
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No. 918092 ID: dd6906

>>916739
Oh no theres a that thing!
It's right behind, you!
Aahhh!

Recall you once heard from a guy that the only two weaknesses of this monster are kisses and getting stabbed in the throat.

Maybe if you cover yourself in sauce youll
be so tasty that it'll lean in to eat you and then you can kiss the big boy.
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