Find parts. Ignore temptation to acknowledge arms joke.

How many arms?
Do a hop skip and a jump stage right.

Sing the song of your people.

Ozaenin 2018/12/14(Fri)21:00 No. 914053 ID: 40232e
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You equip your ARMSU!

you opt to hum the catchy tune to a copyrighted NUNTUNDUN FRANCHISE that everyone seems to forget was just filled with BOPS

Ozaenin 2018/12/14(Fri)21:05 No. 914054 ID: 40232e
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As for moving right along...

> VISCOUNTEX VON BOPHODEM, which will now be shortened to BOP for the rest of this series, opens up his MAP APP on his BAPPLE. despite it continuing the rhyme scheme, it is not in fact, CRAP.

There's a few places the parts have gone. Looks like they're all fuckin' weird as is to be expected.

You are currently in CRASH SITE. It's the, uh. Green, swampy bit near the bottom. Really should put a PLACEMARKER on this. Oh well, a problem for future BOP!

Everybody remember where we parked.
Visit the spooky house for great Black Friday deals on missing parts!

Check out that gingerbread house. You hungry after all that crashing?

>>914058
This.

To the gingerbread house but beware of mimes, prepare to to use ARSMU to give’ em a good ok fashioned bopping across the chops.

Ozaenin 2018/12/15(Sat)00:00 No. 914068 ID: 40232e
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>BOP enters the CANDYHOUSE!

Perspective is a cruel mistress. Cruel but fair. The house looked so much smaller while it was further away.

Turns out it's FUCKNORMOUS.

>Bop is currently balanced on one of the SCAFFOLDING that holds the house together. Yes, it's made of Almond Bark. Obviously.

Ozaenin 2018/12/15(Sat)00:01 No. 914070 ID: 40232e
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> Looking down reveals the house.. er. Living room? Kitchen? Bed Bath and Beyond demo area? There's like, an oven and an armrest here. And some sort of... goo. Pile. What. Gross.

Ozaenin 2018/12/15(Sat)00:02 No. 914072 ID: 40232e
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>PART SIGHTED!

>Location: Top of Oven, CANDYHOUSE

Call out to see if there's an owner. Investigate this goo.

Ozaenin 2018/12/15(Sat)00:27 No. 914075 ID: e69a0c
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>The GOO is way down there. Like hella. Bop wants a good way to survive the fall before bop investigates something purely based on ominous levels of viscosity.

>Bop gives a firm "HEWWO?!" out into the house. After a bit of shuffling, the owner shuffles into view. A marshmallow witch, of course. Who else would live in a Candy House? Elves? Some sort of Salt Devil? some sort of Spiders Georg?

Bop is so small she can't even hear their voice too well. Just sorta lookin' around.

>>914075
Your arms are like springs. Can’t you just lower yourself down or can your arms not stretch that far?

well the witch is marshmallow. you could just..... y'know

boneless fifty fifty off the rail right onto her head

not to suggest, of course, that you would have any skill at jumping

that would be silly

You're skilled at pratfalls right? Just humorously slip and safely faceplant the landing.

Aim your jump right down the stovepipe - of that hat.

>>914081
Perfect

Ozaenin 2018/12/15(Sat)20:08 No. 914147 ID: 965b77
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A Jump is all that we need! Off we GOOOOOOOoooooooo oh this was a BAD idea

Ozaenin 2018/12/15(Sat)20:09 No. 914148 ID: 965b77
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Bop makes IMPACT and feels it shudder through their spine. Bop misses the stovepipe by a little, and ends up on the brim of the cap instead.

Ebrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr

Ozaenin 2018/12/15(Sat)20:10 No. 914149 ID: 965b77
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The witch has yet to notice.

>What do?

Maybe you can talk to her how that you're closer.

Say the magical words, Jester! Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing.

Roll for seduction

>>914150
>>914153
These.

patience is the greatest virtue. wait until she's by the stove and then just hop off in the most unfroglike manner possible

Sing a love song.

Ozaenin 2018/12/16(Sun)00:04 No. 914166 ID: 965b77
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We're flirting with her?

She's going to crush Bop, in more ways than one.

Ozaenin 2018/12/16(Sun)00:05 No. 914167 ID: 965b77
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Ah well, always was into size differences.

>Bop lowers themselves down the brim of the hat and begins to regale the witch with a lovely serenade, involving a lot of monkey noises.

Ozaenin 2018/12/16(Sun)00:05 No. 914168 ID: 965b77
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>Seems the witch thinks they're a spider, and readies her trusty BROOM.

This isn't going well. Now what?

>>914168
>broom
I mean, maybe if you tried talking instead of making monkey noises, she wouldn’t think you’re a spider?

>What do?
Dodge so that she ends up smacking herself in the face with her broom!

You're not a spider, she's a spider! Therefore she's going to smack herself in the face with the broom. You'll just need to swing yourself onto that shelf below her target.

Juggle something to prove you're not a spider

Honk your nose at her. Spiders don't honk!

Tell a joke!

ask the witch why she would hit a spider with a broom! spiders are PEAK WITCH AESTHETIC, even if you're made of marshmallow!!!!

Commence unspiderlike jester antics!

Ozaenin 2018/12/16(Sun)20:26 No. 914284 ID: 40232e
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Yes, of course! Jesterly things!

> Honk hon! Have you ever heard the one about the goblin that had their left arm and left leg cut off? They're all right now! Honk!

Double hand juggling technique!

Ozaenin 2018/12/16(Sun)20:26 No. 914285 ID: 40232e
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Oh shit i let go of the hat

Ozaenin 2018/12/16(Sun)20:27 No. 914286 ID: 40232e
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>Careening towards an inevitable demise, Bop considers their fate. Better to die after bouncing off the tiddie than to never touch the tiddie at all.

>Actually this sucks

>What do?

Juggle yourself to stay airborne

Grab something with your tongue!

>>914284
Where did you get those balls to juggle?!

>>914286
Hey, if you can pull balls out of nowhere to juggle them, then you should also be able to pull balloons out of nowhere! Just blow them up and you’ll float down safely!

floof out your capey thingy to parachute down!!!

alternatively, use your slapstick powers to bounce!!! funny death cannot kill a power clown!!!!!

Quickly construct a parachute out of hidden scarves, balloons, and a parachute.

Ask her to catch you.

>>914286
Scream, "HELP!!!" as loud as you can! Hopefully, she'll hear you and catch you!

Ozaenin 2018/12/17(Mon)20:01 No. 914363 ID: 40232e
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Hm. These are a lot of different suggestions. But all of them are really good. Yes. Juggling myself, making a parachute, asking for help, grabbing something with my tongue. Hm. Yes. Let's see... Hrm hrm hrm. Which selection to do. Which to do....

Ozaenin 2018/12/17(Mon)20:01 No. 914364 ID: 40232e
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SPLAT

Ozaenin 2018/12/17(Mon)20:03 No. 914366 ID: 40232e
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WHUMP

Ozaenin 2018/12/17(Mon)20:04 No. 914367 ID: 40232e
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Damnit.

okay, so you died. no big. you'll just schmooze death and get back up and itll be no biggie.

Ozaenin 2018/12/17(Mon)20:08 No. 914368 ID: 40232e
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Death: It's a biggie

>FUCK

Death: your bod is like super smushed my dude. That witch went IN on you. to be fair its what you wanted.

Death: I can make you up another bod but like it's gonna end up being different so you gotta choose now.

>EARS: Short/Long/Floppy
>NECK: Band/Frill/Scarf
>BODY: Coat/Dress/Suit

>>914368
Floppy ears.
Scarf neck.
Dress body.

Knock-off Ralsei here we come.

Short Ears!
Band Neck!
Dress Body!

>>914376
This.

>>914376
>Knock-off Ralsei here we come.
This! XD

Floppy/Scarf/Coat. Maybe now we'll stop being mistaken for a frog, which we definitely weren't.

Ozaenin 2018/12/18(Tue)00:02 No. 914408 ID: 40232e
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>EARS: Floppy
>NECK: Scarf
>BODY: Dress

Betcha didn't think that the weird hat was actually jester ears huh

Death gives a thumbs up to the new design, adding in some SCARF ARMS for good measure. Death also puts DEATH'S HAND in inventory. This points in the right direction to the next goal! consult it if you ever lose track.

Ozaenin 2018/12/18(Tue)00:02 No. 914409 ID: 40232e
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Now Get Out of My House.

Ozaenin 2018/12/18(Tue)00:03 No. 914410 ID: 40232e
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BOP wakes back up in the GINGERBREAD HOUSE.

Still as small as ever.

>>914410
Find the oven. Do some kinda crazy platforming sequence to get to the top.

Just eat your way up the wall behind the stove.

>>914410
Complain about how hard Death kicked your butt, that really hurt!

Then I guess go back to the stove and climb up top.

Ozaenin 2018/12/19(Wed)19:52 No. 914571 ID: 40232e
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>Bop meanders back towards the Oven. Man its so big. How TF we gonna get up there anyway?

> TF stands for 'the fcursewordthatisactuallybitch'

>>914571
Acrobatically do a bunch of backflips and launch yourself up there!

Find some discarded paper like an envelope or something, and fly up there using thermal updrafts from the oven.

Look around for discarded items you could potentially use.

Ozaenin 2018/12/21(Fri)15:40 No. 914704 ID: 40232e
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Boy all of these sound really complicated.

maybe we should just jump up without all the fancy backflips

Ozaenin 2018/12/21(Fri)15:41 No. 914705 ID: 40232e
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Yea, that worked just fine!

Once again, Bop saves the day by JAMPING

>>914705
Careful not to squashed again, clown boi.

>>914705
Pick up your ship part and get outta there before you get squished again!

>>914705
Grab the part and then just walk out like a normal person.

>>914705
Grab the part before something happens to prevent you from getting the part!

Ozaenin 2018/12/21(Fri)17:19 No. 914715 ID: 40232e
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> PART GET!

> The CROAKING GEAR is very important to the IFO's internal CROAKALOID POWERING MECHANISMS. It's use allows one to pump out those funky, froggish TUNES like nobody's business! It also is like. A gear that connects the engine to the rest of the ship's thrust so there's that too.

> 1/7 PARTS OBTAINED

Ozaenin 2018/12/21(Fri)17:21 No. 914716 ID: 40232e
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>Back to the ship, narrowly escaping MANY ENEMIES PROBABLY that would have made for an INTERESTING AND NUANCED SEQUENCE.

> The part is expertly applied. Where to next?

Visit the haunted house of possibly more proportionally inclined spookers.

>>914720
Agreed.

Spooky crooked house next. You can punch ghosts right? Just in case there are any in there.

Ozaenin 2018/12/21(Fri)20:19 No. 914725 ID: 40232e
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>The HAUNTED HOUSE

Boy it sure is spooky in here! blood dripping from the ceiling, chains, ghosts probably, mimes, snallygasters...

No Snallygaster in sight yet though!

>>914725
Be on the lookout for spooks of any description.
That includes ghosts, ghouls, goblins, living armor, vampires, killer plants, living dolls, giant insects, renegade robots, skeletons, witches, and unusually large (and adorable) spiders.

>>914725
Rattle those chains!

Honk loudly to spook any mimes.

climb up the chains!

lick the blood. you gotta make sure. what if it's delicious syrup.

Ozaenin 2018/12/26(Wed)17:55 No. 915134 ID: 40232e
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The blood is revealed to be raspberry jam! Unfortunately, clown blood is also raspberry jam flavored so it might actually be blood.

Bop keeps a close eye out for any MIMES and honks their MIME SCARIN HORN

There's a heavy thump and something making weird noises but no mimes in sight. Prolly.

>>915134
Go investigate the noises.

What's that on the wall?

Check if that crack is hiding a trapdoor handle.

Ozaenin 2018/12/28(Fri)16:52 No. 915335 ID: 40232e
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Ah! so that's what the noise was!

The HONK startled a ...clown... here! Yes! Perfectly safe and trustworthy! The crack seems to vanish thanks to the ...clown... 's weird magic!

Bop issues a greeting!

>>915335
Bop, it is clearly made of cloth, it has buttons for eyes, it doesn't even have any legs, and you should be aware enough that meeting a friendly face in a place like this is unlikely. However, seeing as I know that you can be a bit obtuse, I'll be blunt: that is a monster trying to lure you into a trap.

>>915335
Ask if they've seen any of your spaceship parts.

Baaack away and ask it questions.

eat them.

Ozaenin 2018/12/28(Fri)20:50 No. 915394 ID: 40232e
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Bop asks if the ...clown... has seen any spaceship parts! The doll makes no reply of course, but the Mime behind it snickers silently and watches.

Ah mimes, ultimate predator of the clown! Jesters, however, are poisonous to Mimes, and thus feature a mutualistic relationship.

>A relationship that usually involves gettin' saucy

Gettin' saucy? Oh I know what you mean...

Ask her if she wants to see your award winning jester pasta sauce, just to see how saucy she want's this relationship. But if you can't do that right now just ask her if she's seen any space ship parts in the house.

>>915396
This! XD

Take the "clown" with you on your adventure.

>>915394
Is the mime aware of the irony that it is, in fact, clowning around?

>>915394
Hey pretty lady.

Ozaenin 2018/12/29(Sat)19:39 No. 915549 ID: 40232e
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>Bop puts on their PRETTIEST FACE and shows off their High Quality Pasta Jester Sauce for Jesters in an attempt to woo the Mime!

The mime is confused. She saw a part further in though.

See if you can get a part of her heart too. What do mimes like? How good are you at pulling an invisible rope?

>>915549
>She saw a part further in though.
Ask her to show you where it is.

You’d probably get lost in this house if you try to find it yourself.

Just pour that sauce all over yourself. Yeah.

>>915549
A trade of fine and delicious sauce for the location of a precious ship part perhaps?

ask if you can have some invisible brass knuckles to put on your armsu.

they'll never see it coming.

literally

Ozaenin 2019/01/04(Fri)20:05 No. 916256 ID: 40232e
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Oh no, you misunderstand.

You see, she saw the ship part. and now she HAS the ship part. If you want it back, you're gonna need more than some measly special sauce. You're gonna have to work for it.

>the GREATER MIME requests you slay the SNALLYGASTER that has been terrorizing the resident mime, fool, and harlequin population. Bring back it's eyes as proof.

Snallygaster? Hmm. What kind of creature is that? How hard are they to kill?

>>916256
Call us a hitman. Where's the thing? What's it look like? How do we kill it?

>>916256
Tell her you’ll do it under the condition that you get the ship part and a kiss from her! ;D

We're your huckleberry. Let us just gather the tools for the job.

Ozaenin 2019/01/07(Mon)20:37 No. 916738 ID: 40232e
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A Snallygaster is the worst possible thing.

It's weird floaty hands can reach out far beyond it's body and flay flesh with it's terrible terrible digits. It's whole body is covered in a faintly mold smelling fur and it's horrible nose can smell out a member of the humoria family (Clowns, Mimes, Jesters, and all crossbreeds) with ease. It's eyes can look in any direction and it can see perfectly in darkness. It lives only to kill, and relishes violence.

They're also mean, ugly, stupid, brutish, and vaguepost on Jestr.

Ozaenin 2019/01/07(Mon)20:38 No. 916739 ID: 40232e
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Good thing there's not one here right now, It would be pissed I called it all those names.

>>916739
I think it's time to enter battle mode.

>>916739
Now. Now is the time for sauce. Sauce the dramatic irony away.

>>916739
He’s right behind you!

Quick, throw your special sauce in his face!

Throw the sauce at its eyes!

>>916739
Oh no theres a that thing!
It's right behind, you!
Aahhh!

Recall you once heard from a guy that the only two weaknesses of this monster are kisses and getting stabbed in the throat.

Maybe if you cover yourself in sauce youll
be so tasty that it'll lean in to eat you and then you can kiss the big boy.