Ozaenin 2018/12/21(Fri)15:40 No. 914704 ID: 40232e
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Boy all of these sound really complicated.

maybe we should just jump up without all the fancy backflips

Ozaenin 2018/12/21(Fri)15:41 No. 914705 ID: 40232e
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Yea, that worked just fine!

Once again, Bop saves the day by JAMPING

>>914705
Careful not to squashed again, clown boi.

>>914705
Pick up your ship part and get outta there before you get squished again!

>>914705
Grab the part and then just walk out like a normal person.

>>914705
Grab the part before something happens to prevent you from getting the part!

Ozaenin 2018/12/21(Fri)17:19 No. 914715 ID: 40232e
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> PART GET!

> The CROAKING GEAR is very important to the IFO's internal CROAKALOID POWERING MECHANISMS. It's use allows one to pump out those funky, froggish TUNES like nobody's business! It also is like. A gear that connects the engine to the rest of the ship's thrust so there's that too.

> 1/7 PARTS OBTAINED

Ozaenin 2018/12/21(Fri)17:21 No. 914716 ID: 40232e
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>Back to the ship, narrowly escaping MANY ENEMIES PROBABLY that would have made for an INTERESTING AND NUANCED SEQUENCE.

> The part is expertly applied. Where to next?

Visit the haunted house of possibly more proportionally inclined spookers.

>>914720
Agreed.

Spooky crooked house next. You can punch ghosts right? Just in case there are any in there.

Ozaenin 2018/12/21(Fri)20:19 No. 914725 ID: 40232e
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>The HAUNTED HOUSE

Boy it sure is spooky in here! blood dripping from the ceiling, chains, ghosts probably, mimes, snallygasters...

No Snallygaster in sight yet though!

>>914725
Be on the lookout for spooks of any description.
That includes ghosts, ghouls, goblins, living armor, vampires, killer plants, living dolls, giant insects, renegade robots, skeletons, witches, and unusually large (and adorable) spiders.

>>914725
Rattle those chains!

Honk loudly to spook any mimes.

climb up the chains!

lick the blood. you gotta make sure. what if it's delicious syrup.

Ozaenin 2018/12/26(Wed)17:55 No. 915134 ID: 40232e
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The blood is revealed to be raspberry jam! Unfortunately, clown blood is also raspberry jam flavored so it might actually be blood.

Bop keeps a close eye out for any MIMES and honks their MIME SCARIN HORN

There's a heavy thump and something making weird noises but no mimes in sight. Prolly.

>>915134
Go investigate the noises.

What's that on the wall?

Check if that crack is hiding a trapdoor handle.

Ozaenin 2018/12/28(Fri)16:52 No. 915335 ID: 40232e
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Ah! so that's what the noise was!

The HONK startled a ...clown... here! Yes! Perfectly safe and trustworthy! The crack seems to vanish thanks to the ...clown... 's weird magic!

Bop issues a greeting!

>>915335
Bop, it is clearly made of cloth, it has buttons for eyes, it doesn't even have any legs, and you should be aware enough that meeting a friendly face in a place like this is unlikely. However, seeing as I know that you can be a bit obtuse, I'll be blunt: that is a monster trying to lure you into a trap.

>>915335
Ask if they've seen any of your spaceship parts.

Baaack away and ask it questions.

eat them.

Ozaenin 2018/12/28(Fri)20:50 No. 915394 ID: 40232e
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Bop asks if the ...clown... has seen any spaceship parts! The doll makes no reply of course, but the Mime behind it snickers silently and watches.

Ah mimes, ultimate predator of the clown! Jesters, however, are poisonous to Mimes, and thus feature a mutualistic relationship.

>A relationship that usually involves gettin' saucy

Gettin' saucy? Oh I know what you mean...

Ask her if she wants to see your award winning jester pasta sauce, just to see how saucy she want's this relationship. But if you can't do that right now just ask her if she's seen any space ship parts in the house.

>>915396
This! XD

Take the "clown" with you on your adventure.

>>915394
Is the mime aware of the irony that it is, in fact, clowning around?

>>915394
Hey pretty lady.

Ozaenin 2018/12/29(Sat)19:39 No. 915549 ID: 40232e
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>Bop puts on their PRETTIEST FACE and shows off their High Quality Pasta Jester Sauce for Jesters in an attempt to woo the Mime!

The mime is confused. She saw a part further in though.

See if you can get a part of her heart too. What do mimes like? How good are you at pulling an invisible rope?

>>915549
>She saw a part further in though.
Ask her to show you where it is.

You’d probably get lost in this house if you try to find it yourself.

Just pour that sauce all over yourself. Yeah.

>>915549
A trade of fine and delicious sauce for the location of a precious ship part perhaps?

ask if you can have some invisible brass knuckles to put on your armsu.

they'll never see it coming.

literally

Ozaenin 2019/01/04(Fri)20:05 No. 916256 ID: 40232e
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Oh no, you misunderstand.

You see, she saw the ship part. and now she HAS the ship part. If you want it back, you're gonna need more than some measly special sauce. You're gonna have to work for it.

>the GREATER MIME requests you slay the SNALLYGASTER that has been terrorizing the resident mime, fool, and harlequin population. Bring back it's eyes as proof.

Snallygaster? Hmm. What kind of creature is that? How hard are they to kill?

>>916256
Call us a hitman. Where's the thing? What's it look like? How do we kill it?

>>916256
Tell her you’ll do it under the condition that you get the ship part and a kiss from her! ;D

We're your huckleberry. Let us just gather the tools for the job.

Ozaenin 2019/01/07(Mon)20:37 No. 916738 ID: 40232e
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A Snallygaster is the worst possible thing.

It's weird floaty hands can reach out far beyond it's body and flay flesh with it's terrible terrible digits. It's whole body is covered in a faintly mold smelling fur and it's horrible nose can smell out a member of the humoria family (Clowns, Mimes, Jesters, and all crossbreeds) with ease. It's eyes can look in any direction and it can see perfectly in darkness. It lives only to kill, and relishes violence.

They're also mean, ugly, stupid, brutish, and vaguepost on Jestr.

Ozaenin 2019/01/07(Mon)20:38 No. 916739 ID: 40232e
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Good thing there's not one here right now, It would be pissed I called it all those names.

>>916739
I think it's time to enter battle mode.

>>916739
Now. Now is the time for sauce. Sauce the dramatic irony away.

>>916739
He’s right behind you!

Quick, throw your special sauce in his face!

Throw the sauce at its eyes!

>>916739
Oh no theres a that thing!
It's right behind, you!
Aahhh!

Recall you once heard from a guy that the only two weaknesses of this monster are kisses and getting stabbed in the throat.

Maybe if you cover yourself in sauce youll
be so tasty that it'll lean in to eat you and then you can kiss the big boy.