Smik 2017/06/15(Thu)00:00 No. 807982 ID: e136ae
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Moxy: Hey again. Haven't seen you guys since Sami's Quest. (https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/97520.html)

You're gonna help Razzay the Witch on a quest to... do something, I guess? I mean, we Cats have always had a soft spot for witches but I don't have a CLUE how you're gonna help this one out. I mean she's kinda bitchy, she DID curse someone to be reborn or die, but hey. Job's a job, right?

OK soooooo.... you're gonna need a body, and it can't be a Johnny since he is still alive and currently in an open relationship with Paula. Since Razzay's a witch, we're gonna give you a cat body, aight?

So what I need you all to do is figure out if you want to be a BOY or a GIRL (I am NOT whipping you up a futa) and then you gotta figure out if you wanna go full magical talking cat, a cute doll form like me, or one of those anime cat people. Don't make a stupid cat-girl sound if you do, that's really fuck'n racist and also it's cringey.

Then I guess I send you over to Razzay's place.

What gender you choose?
1. Male
2. Female

https://strawpoll.com/x1gg6e8

What form do you take?
A. Magical Talking Cat
B. Doll
C. Anime Catperson

https://strawpoll.com/bbwbzz3

Both in-quest posts and strawpoll votes will be tallied together.

Salem expy is go.

Male cat cat.

Seconding Salem.

Suggestion 2017/06/15(Thu)10:01 No. 808032 ID: fa8f9d
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Why not something a little more... delicious?

>>807983
Can't go wrong with a classic!

Smik 2017/06/15(Thu)11:13 No. 808040 ID: e136ae
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>>808032
Because right now goats are on Razzay's shit list thanks to Nem.

CONGRATULATIONS! You are a MAGICAL MALE KITTY. While you would like to be named SALEM, it will be Razzay's prerogative to rename you as she sees fit.

Your basic CAT MAGIC is the ability to INFLUENCED PROBABILITY, but as her familiar your Influential Energy is granted entirely by Razzay; you will have to request power from her and she will grant it to you as she sees fit.

Unless you find a work-around.

>>808040
Yesssss go knock something fragile off a table in celebration

Smik 2017/06/15(Thu)11:19 No. 808044 ID: e136ae
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You manifest in RAZZAY'S DOMAIN, unchanged since your last visit as Johnny. You can hear Razzay is in the next room so you pad your way over.

Razzay: Mmpf? Mmm Mmph?

Razzay is currently masturbating with the help of three magically animated dildos. She stares at you for a moment while the two embedded in her hind quarters continue to thrust.

She spits out the third and gives you a good look.

Razzay: MOTHER FUCKING SHITHELL FUCK! GET OUT OF HERE!! GET!! GET OUT!!

What do you do?
1. Get out. Wait for her in the adjacent room.
2. Continue to stare at the scene, cat like.
3. Meow?

>>808044
3

Exactly how every cat ever has responded to walking in on their owner masturbating and/or fucking.

Meow and find someplace warm to sit and sleep. There seems to be a fireplace in the background, someplace nearby would be ideal.

Smik 2017/06/15(Thu)13:01 No. 808063 ID: e136ae
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You: Meow?

Razzay scowls: Don't EVEN. I KNOW who you are. Don't you assholes EVER KNOCK?! NOW GET OUTTA HERE before I fuck'n hit you with the ass cock!

What do you do?
1. Get out and wait for Razzay to make herself presentable.
2. Meow at her to dare her to hit you with the ass cock.
3. Trot up to her, bunt her chin and purr.

2

3.

3

3

>>808063
3

Smik 2017/06/15(Thu)13:23 No. 808072 ID: e136ae
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You quickly trot up to Razzay and stretch up to bunt her while purring.

Razzay: Just get the fuck out.


Moxy: Guys. You're doin' good at catting so far but don't push your luck. You gotta get your IP from her, after all.

What do you do?
1. Push your luck.
2. Get the fuck out.

>>808044
We're a cat, we don't give a fuck.

Hop onto the sink counter and curl up.

Be a cat and suck nipples for milk.

>>808074
Seconded. Go find some place to curl up and sleep till the human is willing to pay attention to us.

1 cat harder

Wait. You're being too shortsighted. This is the perfect chance to explore her house and cause trouble while she's busy.

>>808078
This is a good point, voting 2.

>>808078
True. Second.

>>808078
This, second.

Smik 2017/06/15(Thu)14:03 No. 808084 ID: e136ae
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You are now FLYING into the LIVING ROOM.

And by "flying" we mean "flung".

Razzay did not kick your little kitty body -- she is not that cruel -- but she did toss you.

You land on your feet of course, but the door to her den slams shut and locks itself. It appears that you will have to wait for Razzay to either finish, get presentable, or both.

Meantime, it looks like you have some time to explore this room. Surely there are some things of interest here?

You notice the following:
A STRANGE LOOKING TV.
A PICTURE including a DIFFERENT LOOKING RAZZAY and 3 others.
A POSTER of SAILOR JUPITER, buck naked.

What do you do now?
1. Examine the STRANGE LOOKING TV.
2. Examine the PICTURE.
3. Examine the POSTER.

3

3

3, and test its suitability as a scratching post.

>>808084
No no no, first things first, jump on some elevated surface and knock an object off of it.

Smik 2017/06/15(Thu)14:44 No. 808099 ID: e136ae
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You examine the poster.

>>808088
Your QUESTING SENSE is telling you that this would probably result in Razzay kicking you out and ending your part in the quest. That or Moxy hard-coded something into this body to keep the quest from ending too soon.

It is clearly off-model, but obviously Sailor Jupiter must be Razzay's favourite if she's got a big ol' pin-up of her, regardless of quality.

Below the poster, behind the couch you find a stash of what you assume must be home-printed comics, although the colours are very impressive -- perhaps a laser printer? The topmost title is "Sailor Jupiter vs. Charlie" and it appears to be some sort of pornographic crossover of Sailor Jupiter being ravished by a dark-haired shadow queen named Charlie who has a variety of penile tentacles.

What do you do now?
1. Check the TV.
2. Check the PICTURE.
3. Read the CARTOON PORN.

1. Save the cartoons for a more embarrassing moment, like when she has company over.

2. Keep the cartoons where they were.

3 but then fail because cats can't read

>>808099
Check picture

Smik 2017/06/15(Thu)16:02 No. 808128 ID: e136ae
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You examine the picture.

It seems like it's aged a bit, but oddly the green colours seem to have faded the least. You can tell that it's Razzay one in from the right side, with really long hair. You don't know who the other three are. That's clearly a younger, more innocent, more optimistic Razzay though. They seem to be friends.

What do you do now?

1. Examine the TV.
2. Read the porn.
3. Examine the picture closer.

>>808128
TV!

3

1.

>>808128
1.

Smik 2017/06/15(Thu)16:30 No. 808141 ID: e136ae
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The TV appears to be a big mirror but it reacts to the touch of your paws when it suddenly comes to life.

Hey. You remember this. Apparently not only did Paula's screams get Razzay's attention but she also RECORDED it. Camera work is a bit bad but it's enough to get the gist of what's going on.

You think about examining something else when you hear the click of the door lock.

What now?
1. Frantically try to turn the "TV" off.
2. Turn around, sit in front of the recorded sex and meow as Razzay enters the room.
3. Drag out a pornographic comic and then sit in front of the TV and meow.

3.

>>808141
2

>>808141
Meet her at the door and rub up against her like you want attention.

1

1

Change the channel until you find a cat commercial.

Smik 2017/06/15(Thu)18:16 No. 808169 ID: e136ae
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Your attempts to change the channel end in utter failure as Razzay strolls into the room.

Razzay: Fuck'n really cat? You quest spirits are making a really shitty first impression. I can't WAIT to hear how you're going to make my life less shit.

You get a sudden surge of information from Moxy based on your examination of three critical elements of Razzay's life.

What do you suggest? This is important and will set the direction for most of this quest.

1. (Picture) The people in the picture are from Razzay's past, and each were looking to find their own path to immortality. She should catch up with them to see how they fared; Nem might be able to help her. Connect with her past.

2. (TV) See if Paula's stumbled across any leads for life-extending items in her "treasure hunting" career. Connect with her present.

3. (Poster) Become a magical girl and obtain a different kind of immortality through fame and fortune. Connect with her childhood dreams.

Or... https://strawpoll.com/wzy8bdr

>>808169
Getting to be the animal companion to a (lewd) magical girl is a fantastic plot hook.

>>808169
Can we talk to her? If so:

"To be fair, we have been many things to many people, but oddly enough, a cat is uncommon. You didnt want to be bugged while buggerin' yourself, so we decided to do cat things until you were finished. It's fascinatin'!

But, hey. We said we'd uncrap your life, and we are spirits of our word. So!

How do you feel about fulfilling a childhood dream? In your own unique way, of course.

>>808169
3

You should be a magical girl!

>>808169
1.

1 sounds interesting

>>808191
Magical girl

Yeah, let's connect with the past. If worst comes to worst at least maybe we can warn people about the problem psychopomps represent and collect some favours before trying something else.

Ask why her future self hasn't used time travel to go back and give her a clue on where to find the key to immortality. Postulate it's because she fails.
(dis)Connect with her future.

1) Too stereotypical
2) Okay
3) Too impractical

Smik 2017/06/16(Fri)09:01 No. 808299 ID: e136ae
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Spoilered because of lewds still on the TV.

You suggest Razzay follow her childhood dreams -- Razzay doesn't bat an eye when you talk, but after all she did know who you are soon after you arrived. Razzay's scowl fades as she considers this.

Razzay: Funny that you say that, I've gone through childhood twice and the second time 'round I was giving myself the knowledge of my previous life to get a jump start. Those skills came with ideas attached, so I don't remember what my childhood dreams really are.

You gesture to the poster and say that obviously her dreams were to become a magical girl. Razzay does not respond well.

Razzay: FUCKING REALLY?!

Smik 2017/06/16(Fri)09:33 No. 808304 ID: e136ae
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Razzay: How the FUCK does becoming a 'magical girl' fix anything? I don't even fucking know if that's my childhood dream or not, I have that poster because Jupiter is the best and hottest Sailor Scout.

You point out that she could achieve immortality through fame. It's not quite the same but it's nothing Nem would hunt her down for either.

She shoots daggers at you (not literally don't worry) and paces around the room. Then she sighs and looks back at you.

Razzay: Fine fine, fucking FINE. But only because I don't have any better ideas other than just masturbating. Well smart-ass, just HOW do I become a magical girl anyway?

You... kinda have no idea.

Then there is a knock at the door.

Razzay: Fucking... THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A HIDDEN LAIR. Let me check.

Razzay checks her periscope.

Razzay: Nobody there. Actually too bad, I was hoping it was Johnny coming for a booty call since you killed my mood, furball. I'm guessing it's one of your friends.

She leaves to check the door.

>>808304
Angry lass. Have to admit, this kind of just makes me want to help her a bit more seriously. I'm sure there's a way we can make her happy.

>how will that help anything
Having some fun and not taking everything so seriously might be a good experience.

>You... kinda have no idea.
I think that's on us. We're supposed to pull a tiara or gem or little pen thing out of thin air and give her some magic words for a transformation sequence. I mean, we are the Luna figure here.

>>808307
We have the physical body of a cat and the ability to manipulate probability by consuming power. Razzay is the one who grants us power. So I don't think that's feasible.

>>808307
I'm working on updating, this isn't something you need to worry about yet.

By becoming a magical girl you could perhaps gain enough power to literally fight and defeat death.

Just imagine it. Nem comes to kill your future immortal ass, and you just say "No" and watch as the black wolf whimpers and crawls away.

Smik 2017/06/16(Fri)11:55 No. 808330 ID: e136ae
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You follow Razzay topside and look out -- there's a small wrapped gift left just outside her trapdoor.

It smells like Moxy and you let Razzay know.

Razzay: This "Moxy" person a friend of yours?

You explain that Moxy helps out people on quests from time to time. Razzay shrugs, takes the package and after doing some sort of examination that involves holding it up to ... something? She takes it back down with her.

You ask who she showed the package to.

Razzay: Nezzwell the Wise. One of my familiar spirits. You can't see her because I haven't made you my familiar yet. And you can't sense her because she's an extension of mine and you're not fuck'n Cat enough to tell the difference. C'mon furball, let's check this thing out.

Not Fuckin' Cat enough?

Meow bitch, Meow.
Meow Meow bitch.

Smik 2017/06/16(Fri)12:04 No. 808337 ID: e136ae
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Razzay rips open the gift wrap to reveal a book, "A Panty Witch's Guide to Becoming a Magical Girl".

>>808337
Well isn't that a coincidence!

Normally the hard part of becoming a magical girl is the "magical" part. If Razzay already has some idea how to prance around and glow and shoot energy blasts, all she'd need to do is put on an appropriate outfit, then go fight some evil.

Smik 2017/06/16(Fri)12:12 No. 808340 ID: e136ae
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Razzay is shocked.

Razzay: Holy shit. This book. This book is an artifact. It WAS an artifact, I mean. Like, before they went and put a custom cover on the fucker and changed its whole fucking context it was an artifact.

Razzay shakes her head.

Razzay: Really? Can you believe this shit? Your friends just vandalized a fuck'n artifact. To help me. OK, I guess that's actually kind of sweet.

She looks over to you.

Razzay: I don't expect your tiny kitty brain to really get this, but basically this is some kinda meta-cross-dimensional, time-slip supreme bullshit device. My community would pay the biggest fucking bucks for a pristine artifact. Now that your friends have fucking changed its context it's lost most of its value, but they changed its context for me. Like this is the reason why some people don't like mystic cats and shit, they do this bullshit ALL THE TIME. They just shred priceless artifacts... well in this case they did it for me... which is again, really nice.

She quiets down.

Razzay: All right, I GUESS you can be my familiar, furball. But since you want me to be a magical girl, I'm gonna call you Luner because 1. you look like Luna and 2. you are fuck'n nuts.

You are now LUNER, WITCH'S FAMILIAR.

>>808340
Only if we decide to answer to that name. But start reading it, let's do this thing.

>>808342
But cats don't come when you call, anyways. So our name has nothing to do with our answering to it or not.

Curl up and watch her read I guess.

Smik 2017/06/16(Fri)12:52 No. 808351 ID: e136ae
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Razzay starts reading.

Razzay: Pffft... so I guess we have to get some heroes? According to the book, if I wanna become a Sailor Moon style magical girl I just can't ... fucking run around on my own doing shit. I have to go recruit some 'heroes'. Fuck me, like I know any heroes.

Razzay reads a bit more.

Razzay: So I don't need like, hero-heroes. I just need important adventuring type of people. Good, hero-heroes are fucking annoying. Unless they put out. So I need 5 people to play allies -- Mercury, Mars, Jupiter, Venus, and Tuxedo Mask. Then it's like I've got three free spaces.

She looks at you.

Razzay: OK, according to this thing I leave the candidate selection up to you. Apparently you know people or something? Which I doubt, but whatever. The instructions are in cat. Here.

Razzay holds the book open to you.

Smik 2017/06/16(Fri)13:03 No. 808352 ID: e136ae
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You must decide!

The instructions are very much in cat -- you can sense what you need to do.

You will need to select champions from existing quests -- this one included -- to play a specific Sailor Scout role as well as one to play Tuxedo Mask.

They do not have to match the original genders.

You can't rip them directly from their quests, but this book is able to generate an "Extension" of them -- a non-canon, "Dollar Store" version of the original (unless you get them direct from Razzay's home Quest of Blind Date 3).

Please suggest Candidates:
*Link or use the Wiki name the quest they come from.
*The role you think they should play. There are three "wild spaces" and you may suggest a character to play a specific re-occurring villain for these.

The only restrictions are:
* They must be from TGChan.
* They have to be "of age" because Razzay may decide to casting couch them.
* Whoever plays "Sailor Jupiter" will probably have to be hot by Razzay's own opinion.

Razzay herself will make the FINAL DECISION and may veeto selections.

>>808351
Well, finding people who can get along with Razzay is going to be a challenge. There's Johnny, I guess, who probably works best as Tuxedo Mask or a free space.

>>808354
Do not just suggest someone to be a "Free Space". They need to have a Sailor Moon series role as well.

Smik 2017/06/16(Fri)13:09 No. 808356 ID: e136ae
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Razzay: Don't forget you can just ask me what I like, shithead. Y'know, instead of just wildly guessing like a fucknut.

Wordblood From Lunar quest.
https://tgchan.org/wiki/Lunar_Quest
I would suggest Full on Saulanna but that would break the game.

A female version of him could play Sailor Mercury. Alternatively, he could be a wildcard.

I'd say Polo (from AsteroidQuest) for Mercury. She's blue, she lives by the sea, and sticking her with bubble powers is sort of like having bullets, right?

Plus we need a short person to stand in the front row in group shots.

>>808357
Wordblood, with a sailor costume shoved on a snake, would be pretty funny. And for porn weirdness, he's got double dicks. And cums ink. No idea what role fits with word-powers though. (Maybe Venus, since they both used to be in charge, but now aren't?)

>>808356
What's that, select people you're sure to dislike? If you insist!

Polo from Polo Quest as Sailor Mercury.
Agent Polo from The First Neumono Christmas as Sailor Venus.
Rokoa from the Asteroidverse as Sailor Jupiter.
Officer Rokoa from the First Neumono Christmas as Sailor Mars.
Agnes from the Asteroidverse as Sailor Saturn.
Hok from the Asteroidverse as Sailor Neptune.
Gadarchen from Koror Quest as Sailor Pluto.
Sazgvao from Fish as Tuxedo Mask.

https://tgchan.org/wiki/AsteroidQuest
https://tgchan.org/wiki/AsteroidQuest/The_First_Neumono_Christmas
https://tgchan.org/wiki/Koror_Quest
https://tgchan.org/wiki/Fish

>>808358
You know what would be funny?
Horny Futa as Tuxedo Mask.
https://tgchan.org/wiki/Horny_Futa_Adventures

That or Steve.
That Steve.
https://tgchan.org/wiki/Pok%C3%A9monQuest

>>808356
You like banging folks, right?

Charlemagne from A Little Town Called Coxwette.

He'd be the PERFECT Tuxedo Mask. He's cute, he's experienced in the sack, and he does nothing of particular value so he won't get in your way.

I'm tempted to suggest Rene (of Magic West) for mars. Fire powers and cramming a dude in a skirt.

>>808359
Too many lago people. Gotta spread the love.

>>808369
And split up the Polo/Rokoa dreamteam or pass up the chance to mess around with alternate-universe versions meeting each other? I think not. Hok and Agnes could go, I suppose, but I'm kind of curious to see Razzay try to casting-couch those.

So far I'd say for tuxedo mask I'd like Zack from enemy quest.

https://tgchan.org/wiki/Enemy_Quest

Mercury: Mal Ravlikin (Adventures in Tyson)
Mars: Xi’ankh (Boldly Coming)
Jupiter: Hin (Dungeoneer)
Venus: Sara (Static on the Wire)
Tuxedo Mask: Nathan Springer (Conspiracy of Wasps)

You should grab Dio and Jia from eivr. They are already both down on the magic thing so they'll be useful.

Mars - Ellandra

https://tgchan.org/wiki/Mahou_Shoujo_Fight_Club

The obvious choice.

>>808356
That's a very subtle hint. Razzay, do you have any preferences/aversions we should consider? Any particular appearances you like/dislike, and the same with personalities?

Mitzi Tibur from Tozol Quest should be Sailor Venus. She's got the traumatic backstory involving isolation and relentless violence punctuated by desperate humor and doomed romance, the finger-mounted alien sniper laser, the shapeshifting, and her mind-ripping tentacles are close enough to the Love-Me Chain.

Seconding Agent Polo as Mercury. Small, blue, name associated with water, studious and outwardly calm, yet willing (eager?) to take enormous personal risks with little or no real plan when the situation calls for it.

Rokoa shouldn't be anywhere on the team, though. Doesn't play well with others.

Penelope from SotW for Tuxedo Mask. Sneaky entrances and exits, attacks followed up with witty insults, suave, gets to use a sword.

>>808444
Ooh, Mitzi and Penny are good ideas.

I like the idea of Polo as Mercury.

>>808467
Penji as Mars.
You know, the one whose element is fire, and whose domains are war and purification.

Smik 2017/06/17(Sat)16:19 No. 808665 ID: e136ae
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>>808357
Razzay: While seeing a dragon wearing a sailor scout costume would be funny, one made of words might out-shine me and I'm not to thrilled about that idea. Also, not sexy. I'll keep him in mind.

Smik 2017/06/17(Sat)16:33 No. 808669 ID: e136ae
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>>808359
Razzay: Why don't you take that suggestion and ram it up your ass until it comes out your nose? I'm not gonna deal with anyone from that crazy Astroidverse.

>Rokoa from the Asteroidverse as Sailor Jupiter.
Plus that's the worst fucking suggestion for Jupiter EVER. Fucking idiot.

Smik 2017/06/17(Sat)16:38 No. 808670 ID: e136ae
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>You know what would be funny?
>Horny Futa as Tuxedo Mask.

Razzay: Huh. So she has 'horny' right in her name, huh? She's... kinda cute actually. I'm not sure what I think of dick-girls but... yeah, I don't hate the idea.

>That or Steve.
>That Steve.

Razzay: Go fuck yourself.

Smik 2017/06/17(Sat)16:48 No. 808673 ID: e136ae
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>>808365
Razzay: Chuck? Is that the "Anal, basically" guy? Y'know, I'm not big on furry types but... I gotta admit, I like his style. Yeah, we could work with that.

Smik 2017/06/17(Sat)16:55 No. 808675 ID: e136ae
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>>808369
Razzay blows up Rene's picture.

Razzay: Oooo... he's cute. Not too big, nice definition. Maybe we could modify his Sailor Scout outfit to keep him shirtless too. Definitely one to put on the short list.

>>808382
Since the genders don't have to be specific I like the idea of Dio as sailor Mars.

Smik 2017/06/17(Sat)16:59 No. 808678 ID: e136ae
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>>808376
Razzay: I've heard decent things about the shadow man but ... not a whole lot to him, is there? I mean... I don't hate it but really Chuck or the horny futa are ranking higher.

>>808677
Shit I meant mercury... also link for character cause I forgot it.
https://tgchan.org/wiki/Eivr

How about this guy he is into cross-dressing

https://tgchan.org/kusaba/draw/src/149695659840.png

Heeeey, how about Polyphema from Enemy Quest for Sailor Jupiter?

Mudy mudy mudy mudy mudy mudy mudy
https://tgchan.org/wiki/MudyQuest

Raban Vonelle as Sailor Moon Mars, and the princess as Sailor Venus.

https://tgchan.org/wiki/You_Can%27t_Fuck_The_Princess!_Quest

Smik 2017/06/17(Sat)18:01 No. 808697 ID: e136ae
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>>808378
>Mercury: Mal Ravlikin (Adventures in Tyson)

Razzay: Meh.

Mars: Xi’ankh (Boldly Coming)
Razzay: FUCK NO.

Jupiter: Hin (Dungeoneer)
Razzay: Holy fucking hot blazing ASS please tell me she is either BI or GAY because I want to lick her all over. And her tits look ALMOST but not quite as mine.

She pauses in thought.

Razzay: Thaaat's also the bitch that bitch Nem wants, isn't she? I don't care if it's the dollar-store rip off of her, if I get into her pants I'm gonna record it.

>>808687
I second this.

Smik 2017/06/17(Sat)19:10 No. 808731 ID: e136ae
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>>808687
Razzay: Nice look'n chick, and she handles herself well. Nice tits, not quite as nice as mine. But JUPITER? Nah, she's easy on the eyes but so far nobody comes close to Jupiter than HIN. Maybe set her up as one of the others though.

Smik 2017/06/17(Sat)19:15 No. 808735 ID: e136ae
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>>808437
Razzay: I like my guys to have a killer ass and not be too roided up. I mean, Johnny is the exception because holy fuckballed he knows his way around a woman! But like, if I were to pick out a dude and didn't know he'd fucking do things to me that 3 magically animated dildos couldn't touch, I probably wouldn't pick him by just looks, y'know? I mean, nice ass. Really nice ass, but he just looks like one of those self-absorbed gym rats but really he's really fucking sensual. Anyhow, so yeah. Guys, nice ass, not too big.

As far as the ladies go, I love hardbodies. Like not crazy roided hardbody, but there's something really sexy about a girl with muscles. Amazons make me wet, OK?

>>808735
From what you just described, pick anyone from this guy's local network:

https://tgchan.org/wiki/Pudding

ANYONE.

>>808444
>>808609
Mitzi and Penji are from this: https://tgchan.org/wiki/Tozol_Quest
They work well together, and are both extremely competent aside from being rather bad at leadership. They would fit in well as teammates, but wouldn't try to upstage you.

>>808786
If Razzay is concerned about being upstaged, let's say post-finale quasi-quadruplegic Penji, taking the role of Artemis to our avatar's Luna.

>As far as the ladies go, I love hardbodies. Like not crazy roided hardbody, but there's something really sexy about a girl with muscles.
If that's how you roll, and Hin is definitely in, and we're considering existing teams, how about Moriko as Mars?

So you ask for the Mask to have a fine Ass?

Then have a look at Bruco Bandara.
https://tgchan.org/wiki/Bruco_and_Strela_are_Married

A little bulky but not muscle beast material.

Ass an added bonus, he can also kick ass.

>>808735
Ouroboros Parable: James Baxter. No body harder and hung like a horse.

Smik 2017/06/19(Mon)15:59 No. 809140 ID: e136ae
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>So you ask for the Mask to have a fine Ass?
>Then have a look at Bruco Bandara.
>https://tgchan.org/wiki/Bruco_and_Strela_are_Married

Razzay: I'm... actually not that comfortable about wrecking other people's marriages. I mean, if they're swingers it's one thing... but I'm not that kinda bitch of a witch, y'know? We all have our lines.

>From what you just described, pick anyone from this guy's local network:

Razzay: Just picking ANYONE is not my FUCKING JOB, DIPSHIT. That's YOUR JOB.

>They work well together, and are both extremely competent aside from being rather bad at leadership. They would fit in well as teammates, but wouldn't try to upstage you.

Razzay: In what ROLES? Fucking... read the fucking instructions you stupid fucking cat!!

>Ouroboros Parable: James Baxter. No body harder and hung like a horse.

Razzay: NO FUCKTARD, I like my LADIES HARDBODY. Fucking pay attention. You're starting to piss me off.


Razzay is starting to get irritated. Perhaps you should look into actively recruiting some of the people before you suggest any more potential candidates. After all, it dawns on you that just because Razzay wants them it doesn't mean they'll necessarily play ball with her. Plus a little rejection might make her less picky or at least chew you out less because a suggestion isn't perfect.

You may still continue to suggest other Sailor Scouts; it's not as if you have to be on the couch to get Razzay's feedback. She will probably still be rude to you.

What do you do?
1. Recruit Tuxedo Mask - Horny Futa, Chuck or Zack
2. Recruit Jupiter - Hin or Poly
3. Recruit Mars - Rene
4. Ask Razzay about your role as familiar.

>In what ROLES?
Considering we have no meaningful criteria for any roles, what does it matter? Any person (that Razzy doesn't veto) could fill any role.

>>809140
>role
blah blah blah blah who cares? Pick who can manage to endure your shithole of a personality and let's get on with it.

1) Recruit Zack. He's great at dealing with one-eyed damaged goods.

(1)

>>809140
Have you considered that who you want to fuck perhaps isn't the best criteria for teammates? Or at least, not for all of them? You can't possibly have the time to do all of them, and some consideration perhaps should be given to who would actually be good team members, or fulfilling whatever role they're supposed to, if you want to be successful at kicking ass.

I mean, even if none of your teammates end up as suitable bedmates, gaining any kind of idol-fame is certainly useful for acquiring carnal partners.

Smik 2017/06/19(Mon)17:52 No. 809199 ID: e136ae
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>>809168
Razzay: ONE-EYE? I've got BOTH MY EYES furball. What the fuck do you know anyway, you lick your ass clean. And for another thing...

Smik 2017/06/19(Mon)18:04 No. 809203 ID: e136ae
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?: People tend to react poorly to blunt truths, sweets. Yeself includ'd.

You glance over and find yourself face-to-face with some sort of hag.

?: Welcome to the family. Ja like t' meet yer peers or just git on wit' your quest? Tsk. Not really a question izzit? I know you, cat. You're curious. Lemmie rephrase. Who d'ya wanna see in the dark -- who you wanna see wit out them see'n ya? I do you one favour, I let you see one early. Who you wanna meet?

The Hag gives you three options:
1. The ambitious one.
2. The ruling one.
3. The buried one.

The buried one. They'll never find his body.

(It's in the litterbox.)

3. We'll meet the first two anyway, from their descriptions.

>>809199
Also, 'eye' see you denied only half the implications.

>"Who d'ya wanna see in the dark -- who you wanna see wit out them see'n ya?"

2. The ruler is obvious important. Knowing how they act without us seeing him is essential, because we need to know the TRUE form/decisions/morality of the ruler.

>>809203
1

>>809203
Oh, wait, we need to cat!

Rub up against the hag's face, heedless of her comfort, personal space, or eyeballs.

3

Smik 2017/06/20(Tue)01:03 No. 809287 ID: e136ae
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>Rub up against the hag's face, heedless of her comfort, personal space, or eyeballs.

She is not tangible.

As soon as you indicate you'd like to see the buried one, the scene shifts. You are in some field and you see a green palace in the far distance.

Unearthed a short distance away is a rag doll. The smell of the earth is like after a fresh rain, and the atmosphere is heavy and damp.

The old hag is nowhere to be seen, but you hear her whisper.

The Hag: Long buried, but not quite forgotten. Not enough strength to live, but too stubborn to die. Friend o' one o' yer friends, yeah? Lady o' the house won't know wuttoo make of 'er. You gonna wake her, and then we see how much o' 'er is rotten. Heh.

Smik 2017/06/20(Tue)01:35 No. 809294 ID: e136ae
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Razzay: Oh for fuck's sake.

She sighs.

Razzay: Cat, Baba Yaga. Baba Yaga...

Baba Yaga: He knows me already.

Razzay: WELL LA DE FUCKING DA. Fuck'n... fuck'n...

Baba Yaga glances over at Razzay and patiently waits for her to finish with what one might assume to be a motherly smile if it weren't for the crookedness of it and the jagged teeth.

Razzay huffs.

Razzay: Cat, this isn't just any Baba Yaga, but my personal Baba Yaga. She's one of my familiar spirits. She's my most OBNOXIOUS familiar spirit.

Baba Yaga leans in and feigns to whisper to you: I'm a reflection of her.

Razzay: FUCKING OBNOXIOUS.

Baba Yaga continues to obviously feign whispering secrets to you: Lady o' the house don't like t'fact I won't givver straight answer.

Razzay: She's... like we call them the Moon Familiar after the Tarot card. All mysterious bullshit. Like she's my subconscious or something. You can't cast spells without her, we don't know how she works, and she never, EVER gives you a fucking straight answer. It is SUCH a piss off having part of your own FUCKING MIND that just... like...

Baba Yaga: I told ya, yer not ready fer the answers. I tells ya when ya ready to hear. Just wast'n my breath otherwise.

Razzay looks over at you.

Razzay: The really crazy thing is not only am I arguing with myself right now but I'm managing to get angry about it.

Razzay takes a deep breath.

Razzay: And what pisses me off is she decided to show herself to you before I wanted to. Like, I was gonna ease you into being my familiar. Introduce you to Nezzwell first, then Charlie, and THEN maybe fucking Baba Yaga.

Baba Yaga: Yar mad 'cause ya think ya should be in control, eh m' Lady?

Razzay: I AM THE ALPHA. YOU are my FAMILIAR. You...

Baba Yaga: Nobody's ever in control, Sweetness. Iffin ya accept it ya might not be happy but ya spend less time be'n angry.

Baba Yaga vanishes. Razzay snarls and glares daggers at the air where the hag was, then collects herself.
The side effect of all of this seems to be that Razzay's irritation has suddenly and sharply switched focus. She gives you a warm smile and strokes your head pleasantly.

Razzay: This is why witches have a reputation for being cranky.

What do you do?

1. Ignore all of this -- look in the book on how to recruit Tuxedo Mask.
2. Ask Razzay about Baba Yaga.
3. Ask Razzay about the Buried One.
4. Say nothing; bunt Razzay.
5. Ask to be introduced to Nezzwell.
6. Ask to be introduced to Charlie.

Razzay, just conjure yourself a Jackie Chan tulpa to beat up the Baba Yaga tulpa when it gets out of line. It's simple logic, really.

Look in the book (the yellow pages) on how to recruit Tuxedo Mask (call Zack and explain offer of booty)

4 Cat things are a priority

Buried person, buried, person, BURIED PERSON!

Come on, semi-corpses make for the best origin stories, what if it turns out that whoever it is happens to be a great candidate for the magic posse we don't know about yet?

>>809140
>not that comfortable about wrecking other people's marriages.
How about recruiting a Bruco from some alternate timeline where Strela became an arch-sorcerer, lost interest in mortal passions, and they only remained married as a political technicality to support the alliance between their tribes? I mean, if it's going to be a watered-down expy anyhow, might as well use that to our advantage.

4.
Then 1.

I feel like grumpy tits could use some HF in her life.

>>809294
4. Walk the fuck out because you got cat things to fucking do and it doesn't have to be around her time for some sun bathing.

Smik 2017/06/20(Tue)14:14 No. 809378 ID: e136ae
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You bunt Razzay. She sighs in false exasperation but you can tell she is very much a cat person and your affection is quiet effective at disarming her.

Razzay: Fffffffffiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnne yes I love you too, kitty. So let's go look at how we get ourselves a Tuxedo Mask.

Razzay opens up the book.

Razzay: Shit, this thing is crazy powerful. Like it can open up seed domains. Basically it's making a copy of ...

She looks down at you.

Razzay: Layman's terms, it makes crossover dimensions. According to the book, we will be be actually going into like a Cole's Notes version of the world. Normally this is a huge pain in the ass but the book will take care of the details. So what will happen is we will be disguised to fit into the target world... and we have to mostly play by that world's rules. I'll let you know when we've got room to wiggle. CHANGING the rules is serious shit and only fuck'n hackers take risks like that.

Razzay flips her hair.

Razzay: Not that I CAN'T, but it's just not worth the risk. If you're too good you can accidentally wreck the whole world.

She returns to the book.

Razzay: So... yeah, actually this thing has a directory and HORNY FUTA, CHUCK and ZACK's worlds are all listed. So who should we approach first? If we get more than one to agree we can always recast them.

Where to first?

1. HORNY FUTA ADVENTURES
2. A LITTLE TOWN CALLED COXWETTE
3. ENEMY QUEST

>>809378
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>>809448
>>809454
That feeling when two people post the same way, but one of them is the only post that on the site under that ID.

Smik 2017/06/21(Wed)10:32 No. 809558 ID: e136ae
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You waffle between all the choices.

Razzay rolls her eyes.

Razzay: Fuck, I don't know why I even bother asking you shit.

She glances down at the overview of each possible decision.

Razzay: According to this, there's are serious threats in both Coxwette and Enemy Quest so we're going to try the one I don't have to pack heat to visit.

You give her a curious glance.

Razzay: I've got a shotgun. I've enchanted it so it should work on most things even if they're not normally vulnerable to lead and it should work even without hacking. Not very subtle though. But the Futa Quest is without serious threats and we don't even need to disguise ourselves. Probably won't be able to bring my modified broom though.

Smik 2017/06/21(Wed)11:19 No. 809566 ID: e136ae
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Razzay does some sort of mental focusing according to the book's instructions, then walks over to her bedroom door and motions you to follow.

She opens the door and the two of you enter.

The transition is sudden and unexpected since you've never personally crossed a domain before, but it's like looking through another person's eyes.

And the very first thing you see are three people having sex.

Razzay: WHAT THE FLYING FUCK?!

The three people look up at you. The blonde in the back starts thrusting again without breaking eye contact.

Razzay: Is anyone here "Horny Futa"?

The chubby one in the middle with the red hair and the blonde both raise their hands.

Razzay: No, I mean THE Horny Futa.

The chubby one lowers her hand.

Razzay looks irritated and checks around the office.

Razzay: Look, you guys look like you need some space, but I need to speak with Horny Futa once you're free. I'll be outside.

Razzay heads towards the door and motions for you to follow.

What do you do?

1. Stay where you are.
2. Bunt someone!
3. Follow Razzay.
4. Convince Razzay to watch.
5. Convince Razzay to join in.

>>809566
4. Gotta know how good they are in advance ya know?

2

Bunt the face of the catcher.

2 bunt a boob

4 While 2-ing the one on all 4's.

2. Bunt one of them. See if we can convince them we're just a normal cat and Razzay is delusional for talking to us.

>>809566
Meow at the fuckers, then follow your human.

Just meow and saunter out geez

Smik 2017/06/22(Thu)01:33 No. 809705 ID: e136ae
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You bunt the titty in true kitty style with zero regard to the person on the bottom.

Smik 2017/06/22(Thu)01:34 No. 809706 ID: e136ae
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Suddenly there is an eruption and you are splattered with futa-goo by one of the two on top. Or maybe both. You don't think you were the intended target.

You hope you weren't the intended target.

Smik 2017/06/22(Thu)01:35 No. 809707 ID: e136ae
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Razzay: You gotta clean yourself with your tongue, right?

With an ever growing horror you realize she is right.

And the futa goo smells much stronger to your little kitty nose.

Your uncovered eye begins to well with tears.

Smik 2017/06/22(Thu)01:37 No. 809708 ID: e136ae
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Razzay scoops you up and somewhat surprisingly she mercifully wipes the goo from your face and fur with a handkerchief she keeps in her boob storage.

Perhaps what is more surprising is the motherly way she does this. She calls you a "Stupid fucking cat" which mars the effect a little but her tone is soft and comforting.

Smik 2017/06/22(Thu)01:38 No. 809709 ID: e136ae
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Razzay's bitchiness level has decreased.

Smik 2017/06/22(Thu)01:50 No. 809710 ID: e136ae
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No she's not trying to smother you.

The handkerchief has done a remarkable job of cleaning you up, but reeks of futa-good. Razzay dumps it on the floor.

Please suggest an action.

This one's open, but you might want to consider how you react to Razzay, plots of revenge, etc, etc. This will primarily impact your relationship with her and possibly Horny Futa.

Tiny meow of razzled affection

Followed by a quick hiss at whoever spouted a leak

And then we go look for Lavender

>>809710
Purr

Purr and stretch your arms out, maybe playfully bat at Razzay and/or expose yourself for tummy scritches.

Smik 2017/06/22(Thu)10:52 No. 809741 ID: e136ae
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You and Razzay wait outside and out of harm's way.

Razzay: This place is fuck'n weird. Like, it's super-sexualized and so unstable I basically can cast spells like it was my home turf...

You purr and curl around her.

Razzay: Yes, yes, I love you too, kitty.

Smik 2017/06/22(Thu)11:03 No. 809742 ID: e136ae
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A dry, haggard woman's voice: You know that's too risky.

Razzay: Luner, meet Nezzwell. Nezzwell, my new familiar Luner. Assigned to... do something. I'm not sure, something about unfuckin' my life but his actions sure as hell don't seem that way.

Nezzwell: You should have consulted before taking it into our fold.

Razzay: Cats & witches go way back, Nezzwell.

Nezzwell: These are no ordinary cats. They are unpredictable and...

Razzay: Unpredictable is normal for cats. Luner's fine, that's the end of it.

Nezzwell: Very well. Just be careful, we are in an alien world with alien rules. We do not wish to bring them back with us.

Razzay: Actually we're here to see if we can't recruit Horny Futa.

Nezzwell: I refer to elements we are not aware of, not those that agree to our terms.

Razzay: I'm 143 years old Nezzwell.

Nezzwell: NO. You are 23 -- *I* am 143 years old. Be careful, young Queen.

Nezzwell fades.

Razzay looks at you.

Razzay: Before you ask -- no, nobody else could see Nezzwell. So not only am I talking to things that aren't there, I'm talking to my cat. In public. Once you're a witch long enough you stop letting being stared at get to you.

Razzay flips through her book.

Razzay: So apparently there's something called "SEXUAL" that rules everything in this world? It's pretty fucked up.

Smik 2017/06/22(Thu)11:23 No. 809747 ID: e136ae
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Razzay: Heads up, cat. Charlie's probably going to show next.

Right on cue, Charlie appears.

Charlie, in the expected husky voice: Boss. This place.

Razzay: Yup.

Charlie: You gotta take advantage of it. It's pliable. And I have POWER here. Like I could enhance knockers right now and it... it's practically FREE.

Razzay: Well before you go messing with my body I want to give this place a good study to ensure I know what I'm getting myself into.

Charlie: Fuck'n Nezzwell is such a buzz kill.

Razzay "mmm-hmmms" Charlie in a bare minimal acknowledgement. Irritated, Charlie vanishes.

Razzay: Huh. The rules are loose enough here I could probably even do a bit of hacking safely if I really wanted to. I might also be able to find some useful panties here as well. I mean, nothing I'd want to use outside home base but...

She looks at you.

Razzay: I have a feeling I'm going to regret asking this, but what do you think?

What do you suggest she prioritize?

1. Hacking.
2. Panties. Nezzwell can help.
3. Recruiting Horny Futa.
4. Exploring her fantasies for fun and profit. Charlie can help.

2, 4, 3, 1 first to last if we're ranking them. If we're just picking one, then 2.

2. Panties. Nezzwell can help.
If we can use meta knowledge then we know where one of the hardest working panties in the world are at.

2.
Twwooooo

Priorities: 4, 1, 2, 3.

3 first, since it might be trivial. HF is desperately looking for a new job at this point, you're essentially offering her a job as a magical girl. Leave a card with your contact info, then wander off to pursue 2 & 4.

Long as you're here, recruiting Sporty Futa might also be worth a try. Better muscle tone and so on.

>Before you ask -- no, nobody else could see Nezzwell. So not only am I talking to things that aren't there, I'm talking to my cat. In public. Once you're a witch long enough you stop letting being stared at get to you.
Honestly people probably just assume the whole thing was talking to your cat, or reading aloud. The baseline for "weird" or attention getting seems set pretty high here.

I mean if you didn't want the attention I figure you'd just wear an earpiece as a prop. Or you'd wear something that covered your panties.

>what do
2. Panties, why not. Magic items are easier to talk into joining than most people, and most magical girls get a magic item first, teammates second.

If something does blow up in our face... well that's when a Tuxedo Mask is supposed to show up anyways, right?

3

2. Who knows what sort of magics can be harnessed with the panties of another world?

>>809548
That second one was a copycat.

>>809747
What would you hack FOR exactly?

Smik 2017/06/23(Fri)16:41 No. 809929 ID: e136ae
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>>809919
Razzay: Well, honestly you don't know what kinds of things you can find hacking until you start. The first step is I try to peek at the code and see what I can exploit. If I find weaknesses I can exploit loopholes or even re-write it -- but if I fuck 'round too much I can break the whole fucking thing. In people's personal domains it's not so bad but for fucking places like this I could accidentally collapse fucking everything and we'd be booted back outside and not be able to re-enter.

I've heard hacking is most useful to just be able to read the code and see what you can do, if you ever need to do it.

Right so if we're looking for panties we need to get some GOOD ones. And just so you know, I do not have penis envy so I'm not looking for any fucking futa nonsense. I don't have anything against futa, I just don't want to personally own a dick.

According to the book, panties to increase my ABILITY or UNUSUAL would probably be the best.

Or tit control. I might be up for that.

>If we can use meta knowledge then we know where one of the hardest working panties in the world are at.

Razzay: Yeah we can. What do you have in mind? Like I'm really relying on your meta here, otherwise I'm just sending Nezzwell on a scan.

>>809929
Sure then! Hack away! Let's get info.

>>809929
...enhance knockers.

Hf has a couple friends, Violet and Lavender Boobhound. They run a sex shop.
Whatever panties Lavender has must be the panties of the fucking gods, lest they would be destroyed many times daily. Her physiology is... absurd.

2) Sex-enhancing panties are cheap and relatively safe, go buy some. Go to the wolves, they've got good ^&*(.

>>809936
Yeah, enhance knockers. And then find pantsu of enhance knockers.

Enhance knockers! Don't feel too bad about corrupting this place's data, it's only a dime store knockoff of the prime universe.

>>809946
Personally I think we should try and avoid causing the apocalypse when possible.

Smik 2017/06/24(Sat)00:27 No. 810034 ID: e136ae
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>Hf has a couple friends, Violet and Lavender Boobhound. They run a sex shop.
Whatever panties Lavender has must be the panties of the fucking gods, lest they would be destroyed many times daily. Her physiology is... absurd.

Razzay: So here's the real question -- would the panties fit?

>2) Sex-enhancing panties are cheap and relatively safe, go buy some. Go to the wolves, they've got good ^&*(.

Razzay: I'm not so sure the kind of panties I want are the kind they sell. Kinda look'n to borrow the owner's attributes, y'know?

Suddenly Nezzwell manifests.

Nezzwell: CHILD tell me you aren't considering hacking.

Razzay: I'm definitely considering hacking.

Nezzwell: YOU REALIZE the kinds of danger this invites?

Razzay: For fuck's sake, have you SEEN this place? I'm pretty sure my reputation is just FINE here, nobody's gonna know.

Nezzwell: ONCE YOU START DOWN THIS PATH...

Razzay: I'm not some fucking child. I... for fuck's sake YOU ARE MY FAMILIAR, STOP ARGUING WITH ME!

Nezzwell: I REPRESENT our 143 YEARS ALIVE. YOU have been awake all of 23. I wish to see another 120 years rather than you DOOMING US.

Razzay: Y'know what Nezzwell? FUCK YOU. I do what you want most of the time, this time you're gonna do what I want. Deal with it.

Nezzwell GLARES at you and then vanishes.

Razzay: I just realized the only thing sadder than arguing with yourself is arguing yourself and losing. Not that I lost this time but my track record is kinda shitty.

A serious look crosses her face.

Razzay: Luner. Do me a favour -- let me know if you think I'm starting to lose control. This is a real thing; familiars can take over. People become their own figureheads. When it happens to ordinary people they get diagnosed with a mental illness, people like me get it worse because our familiars much stronger. Like... remember Samantha? I totally think she's starting to lose control. And it's been in the back of my head since I was a little girl. The second time around, I mean. Anyhow...

>Enhance knockers! Don't feel too bad about corrupting this place's data, it's only a dime store knockoff of the prime universe.

Razzay: Oh I know, that's the only reason why I wanna try hacking at all. But if I fuck this place up, BANG, gone. It's not like I'm wrecking the original but it does mean I'm out an option. Got me?

(Next few posts are a bit 'cutscene heavy' but you can still drop suggestions)

>Got me?
Got your nose.

>>810034
Tell Nezwell she's not your real mom

Sometimes it's good to take risks, life becomes pretty boring if its nothing more then a stale routine.

If you wanna hack...
There is a possible safe way to do it.
This quest was short, it's world is malleable...
however what's more...
It's creator. It's... god... Is among us. Silently he watches.
We can do better than hacking some knock off world. Why not pull from the real thing?
If you got his attention, maybe you could convince him to give you 'Canon'.
I can't tell you what he would require of you, but I do know how you can get his attention.

There is an establishment in town called "Boobsters". Go there and engage in lascivious actions. Invoke the Apples.

Instead of direct hacking, you could take advantage of this alternate dimension's stat system and just level up a few times. Theoretically, your level wouldn't carry over to your world, but your body enhancement would.

Smik 2017/06/24(Sat)13:05 No. 810094 ID: e136ae
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Razzay: OK, so the first thing I need to do is check out my SEXUAL attributes!

Smik 2017/06/24(Sat)13:22 No. 810097 ID: e136ae
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Razzay: Seductiveness 4?! What's this BULLSHIT?!

That's fucking the same as that Sporty Futa bitch! What the fuck?! Fucking APPLES fucking chubby chaser.

Smik 2017/06/24(Sat)13:25 No. 810098 ID: e136ae
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Razzay: ASSFUCK BULLSHIT GARBAGE! This bitch has a fucking higher seductiveness stat and she's not chubby and doesn't have any tits at all! FUCKING BULLSHIT FURRY FUCKING APPLES!

Smik 2017/06/24(Sat)14:05 No. 810110 ID: e136ae
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While Razzay opens up her magic mirror to try to find the code, a small figure catches your attention. She has a tiny, girlish voice and even for your sensitive cat ears her voice is barely a whisper.

The Buried One: Don't let her know I'm awake yet.

Meantime, you can hear Razzay cursing. Passers-by actively avoid her.

Razzay: What the FUCK does it mean that I "don't have a seductive personality"?!

What do you do?

1. Ignore Razzay, obtain information from Buried One.
2. Acknowledge Buried One, attempt to explain to Razzay why her personality lacks seduction.
3. Acknowledge Buried One, agree with Razzay that the code is wrong.
4. Something else?

>>810110
>what do
Play with tiny mammal as cats are wont to do.

>>810110
eat the toy to be hacked up at a later date.

1!!!1!!one

2. Nothing could possibly go wrong with this choice!

Play with new toy.

1. uno, being a dumb cat isnt really funny at this point its kinda just wasting posts

>>810110
3!

2. Boss, when's the last time you actually went out and successfully seduced somebody? Scratch that, when's the last time you convinced anyone to do anything by means of social interaction, without also paying cash or threatening violence?

2

>>810098
Said the 142-year old hag while she &!+(#ed and cursed about seduction levels that happened to be disproportionate to physical appearance.

Razzay, seduction is a PEOPLE SKILL, with slutty actions and charming personality taking a more active role than curves and the weight of breasts! You can't look at a complete idiot who is playing with firearms or stuffing her face full of random diseased hooker drug needles and think "gee wiz, I would love to have sex with this person and there will be no risk of negative consequences whatsoever".

I thought you were smarter than this! Sporty is a jerk, Violet is a cutie, who would YOU want to sleep with first if you had to listen to them all day?! The bust size and other physical attributes may factor in, but seduction is a skill, and it is important to getting laid. DEAL WITH IT.

Just level the @#$% up and put some points there already. No hacking, not this early.

>>810110
1
She's buried because Razzay doesn't want to deal with her, which means she knows the good shit.

Also, does Razzay acknowledge that she's a harsh person with a lot of anger? Pointing out that and seduction being interpersonal charm and NOT physical appearance might help.

Smik 2017/06/25(Sun)15:06 No. 810325 ID: e136ae
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Razzay is too busy cussing out the domain to notice you talking to the Buried One. She smells of fresh, damp earth and clay. She looks like she's made of white rags and her hair from dirty cotton batting.

Buried One: Thank-you.

>She's buried because Razzay doesn't want to deal with her, which means she knows the good shit.

Buried One: Oh, Razzay wasn't the one who buried me. It was something that happened over time. Things like me don't die, but if we are ignored we just get buried. Something happened though -- things started to uncover me. You are the third. Baba Yaga was second. Razzay is and will be the last. But none of them were first. Baba Yaga will not tell.

>Also, does Razzay acknowledge that she's a harsh person with a lot of anger?
Buried One: Baba Yaga knows. Razzay is not ready to listen yet.

The doll looks you over.

Buried One: Can you help me? If I am discovered by the others when so weak they will probably try to bury me again. Encourage Razzay to be brave and curious. Let her hack. That will give me strength. When I am strong enough I will reveal myself to her and I can help you with... whatever it is you need with her. Nezzwell will speak against you and she might start to act against you... subtly... if you earn Razzay's favour. She can't hurt you and she is not strong enough to act against Razzay's will yet, but she is close.

What do you do? Here are some ideas.

1. You may ask the Buried One up to three questions before Razzay will notice you're ignoring her.
2. You get an incoming note from Moxy - "If you really wanna help the Buried One you can offer to bind yourself to her. Don't piss Razzay off too much because if she breaks the bond between the two of you the Buried One's SOL until she rebinds it. The downside is the Buried One WILL be able to vote on actions just like one of you, the upside is she'll be safe from the other familiars and she'll get stronger, faster."
3. End the conversation and talk to Razzay.

You are a cat and there is a tiny creature in front of you. Eat it.

>>810326
Actually you are a spirit familiar but with the mortal shell of a cat, speaking to another spirit familiar which you can only see because you are currently bound to Razzay's -- for lack of a better word -- soul. You have a mix of abilities far beyond mortal cats and abilities beyond immortal spirits that while not quite superior to either make you exceptional in a lot of different situations.

Abilities include:
- Cat's sense of hearing, smell, and taste. You cannot taste sweet. The taste of your own ass and feces will not make you puke.
- Cat's fuzziness and soft widdle paws.
- Your spit is a deodorant.
- Nightvision, Spirit Vision, human colour spectrum, movement detection and fine detail vision allowing you to see like a cat without the disadvantages of being colour-blind or being unable to focus on fine details. You can see spirits that are bound to Razzay and really obvious magic that is still invisible to the naked mortal eye.
- The ability to die. This sounds bad but it allows you to escape situations worse than death better than both immortals and most mortals.
- The ability to be revived. This will piss off the people who have to revive you because it's expensive.

Abilities you do not have:
- The ability to eat another spirit familiar. So stop trying.

I doubt trusting you of all people is a good idea. Razzay said familiars can take over, and her aspect of recklessness is in the best position for this.

But we'll let her hack, we were planning on it anyway. Let's notify Razzay about this familiar and see if she'll accept her back into the fold.

No offense, but we haven't known Razzay very long, and I'm not sure we're ready to mess with her spiritual or mental makeup by attempting to push one aspect of her personality over others.

What part of her do you represent, and why do you believe you need greater influence or power?

I want to help Razzay grow and mature, mentally, emotionally, and spiritually. If I'm going to be helping her that way, it won't be one aspect of her over all others. What are some other useful and positive, but suppressed aspects of her being that you can tell me about, that I can also encourage simultaneously, so she ends up a bit more balanced?

Smik 2017/06/25(Sun)19:24 No. 810403 ID: e136ae
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>Let's notify Razzay about this familiar and see if she'll accept her back into the fold.

The Buried One: If you tell her, the others will know and they will try to bury me again. You are the only one I can talk to for now.

>No offense, but we haven't known Razzay very long, and I'm not sure we're ready to mess with her spiritual or mental makeup by attempting to push one aspect of her personality over others.
>What part of her do you represent, and why do you believe you need greater influence or power?

>I want to help Razzay grow and mature, mentally, emotionally, and spiritually. If I'm going to be helping her that way, it won't be one aspect of her over all others. What are some other useful and positive, but suppressed aspects of her being that you can tell me about, that I can also encourage simultaneously, so she ends up a bit more balanced?

The Buried One: Razzay is already out of balance. I am just trying to survive. This isn't even my real form, it's just all that is left.

She looks defeated.

The Buried One: Telling you flat out who I am goes against my very nature because it denies you the discovery of puzzling it out for yourself, but I can see you won't trust me unless I do. I am the child. I am curiosity, and I am not afraid. I am the part of Razzay that was buried on her second birth because I was the child and the old woman she had become did not want to waste time on childhood. Every secret the old Razzay discovered and passed on to her reborn self denied me that discovery. She never knew me in this second life, even though I was a key advisory in her first. Nezzwell sees me as a threat because I will explore the unknown, and that's dangerous.

It's already one aspect over all others, can't you see that? This withered little doll is all I can manage! This tiny whisper of a voice is all I have! I'm begging for crumbs and you're just hemming and hawing over if it will upset the balance!

With that last outburst, the tiny doll falls exhausted on her bottom and vanishes.

>>810403
Lets hug Buried One next chance we get.
We're going to be her best friend, pushing Razzay into new things until sticking with what she knows seems dull and boring.

... Could we steal Buried One as OUR familiar?

Eh, we've coughed up more interesting hairballs.

Let's check back in on Razzay's leg.

>>810403
The doll seems to be an explorer, and so are we. Our interests are aligned, as it does not want to be static.

Offer to bind with the buried one, per Moxy's advice. Cats and curiosity go together well, at least when there's reincarnation magic available.

>>810403
Soooo, if you are wat i think you are, am i going to be killed by you?

Hmm, Buried One is the only familiar with a hope of getting around the anti-stagnation directive of the the immortality police. Actively seeking new things and not being afraid of change will keep Nem away for a long time.

>>810403
THEN THE BARGAIN IS STRUCK, LET US ALIGN OUR SELVES AND BE PARTNERS.

Smik 2017/06/26(Mon)22:20 No. 810676 ID: e136ae
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>... Could we steal Buried One as OUR familiar?
No.
>>810433
>>810493
>>810511
>>810585

Too late; the Buried One has hidden herself. Razzay is already glancing your way.

Razzay: What's up cat? You've been TOO fucking quiet, what're you up to?

1. Tell Razzay the reason her seduction rating is crap is because her personality is crap. She should find someone to teach her the art of seduction - probably Horny Futa.

2. Ask Razzay if she's figured out how to hack her Seduction skill.

>>810676
1 But try to say it nicer.

1. "If you want to seduce people learn to manage your anger better. Try asking Horny Futa for tips."

>>810683
Collectively as Luner, you have tendency to do things the cat way -- mostly obnoxious and then covering with bunting. So if you want to be nicer, you're going to have to include the rephrasing in your suggestion.

1) * Enhance Knockers ~= More Sexy

Remember kids, math doesn't have to be an exact art if your equation allows the estimated mapping of an infinite number of potential answers! Unless you're in High School.

2. Her personality's a lost cause.

>>810676
"have you tried being nicer and saying shit less and lifting your tail to expose your genitals?"

>>810676
2. its fun to explore.

1. Because we have to live with her after we leave this world.

"The reason your seduction is so low is your anger management issue, not any physical limitations. You can try to hack it better, get some training in seduction, like from Horny Futa, or ideally, do both. I'd suggest both."

Smik 2017/06/27(Tue)12:38 No. 810770 ID: e136ae
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>"The reason your seduction is so low is your anger management issue, not any physical limitations. You can try to hack it better, get some training in seduction, like from Horny Futa, or ideally, do both. I'd suggest both."

Razzay: What the fuck are you talking about 'anger management issue'? I'm a mother-fucking witch, I'm green, I'm fucking wicked.

Horny Futa is just leaving the building and Razzay turns to ask her what you're talking about, but her train of thought derails into a nearby chasm upon seeing HF's face.

Horny Futa: 'sup?

After a few moments, Razzay collects herself and speaks.

Razzay: Y'... y'got a little something on your face.

Horny Futa: That's because I won.

Razzay: Do I want to know what the losers look like?

Horny Futa: The loser looks Like Sporty Futa.

Razzay: Does that include more or less jizz?

Horny Futa: Less but that's only because I'm nicer.

Razzay: Would you like a hankie?

Horny Futa: Please.

Razzay reaches into her cleavage and pulls out another hankie and Horny Futa wipes her face down.

Horny Futa: So what's up, hot stuff?

Razzay: Two things. One is that I wanted to see if you were interested in joining a squad of magical girls. We need someone to be "Tuxedo Mask" but we also have all the other Sailor Scout positions open, and I thought you'd be qualified for either-or, given you've got all the appropriate parts.

Horny Futa: Got my attention, babe. How does it pay?

Razzay: ... huh, I'm not really sure. Like basically I'm only here because a bunch of magical creatures sent me a cat that's a male version of Luna and a magic book so I'm ASSUMING they'll take care of shit like that.

Horny Futa: Well... I kinda just aced an interview for a paying gig...

Razzay's attention is caught by something and she pulls out a small hand mirror from her cleavage.

Horny Futa: ... but you kinda have my attention because of your cleavage of holding...

Razzay says "Mirror, mirror" and you hear Moxy's voice.


Moxy: Merchandising and porn.

Razzay: What?


Moxy: That's how magical girls make money. Merchandising and/or porn.

Horny Futa: You got my full attention.

Razzay looks down between Horny Futa's legs.

Razzay: I can see. The OTHER thing is that according to SEXUAL my Seduction stat is BULLSHIT. My stupid cat says I have fucking anger issues and that's why it's low.

You are able to tell that Horny Futa is using her stat-o-vision on Razzay, but she just shrugs at the results.

Horny Futa: Sorry, but it doesn't say WHY your Seduction is low. I mean, it's not that bad. Why don't you try to seduce me and maybe that will explain it? Also maybe tell me who you are, besides some random green chick who is looking to employ magical girls?

What do you suggest?

1. Seduce Horny Futa
2. Try to hack her stats.

Engage SEDUCTION MODE!

Try to hack her stats.

>>810770
hack them stats. Enhance knockers.

>I'm a mother-fucking witch, I'm green, I'm fucking wicked.
Sure, nothing wrong with that. It's just, that kind of aggressive confrontationalness can work against an attempted seduction. It just comes down to what's important to you.

>What do you suggest?
You might want to figure out if hacking your stats just changes the way people in this world react to you, or if that means you just programmed the universe to rewrite your brain before you consider hacking them.

Seduce her, and then talk about all the cool shit you can do with hacking. Maybe even seduce her by showing how l33t you are?

>>810770
Seduction!

Seduce

>>810403
Next time, lets show support for Buried One by binding with her.
Her goals align with ours and Moxie has never steered us wrong.

Smik 2017/06/27(Tue)19:22 No. 810832 ID: e136ae
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Razzay attempts to seduce Horny Futa.

Horny Futa: That's a good start.

There is an awkward silence. Passer-bys rubber-neck. Horny Futa waits. Razzay jiggles her tits.

Horny Futa: That's it?

Razzay: Well, what else would I need to do? I can already tell it's working.

Horny Futa: Well it's a good START but if that's all you know then there's a reason why your Seduction is only 4.

Razzay wiggles her tits again.

Horny Futa: Do you want me to say they're nice tits, babe?

Razzay nods.

Horny Futa: You dirty jade-skinned sex muffin, those are supremely nice tits. I bet they're sensitive and sensational too.

>>810832
...wasn't there a hanky at some point?

Smik 2017/06/27(Tue)19:37 No. 810834 ID: e136ae
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Horny Futa: In fact... let's just go...

... in ...

for a little ...

Smik 2017/06/27(Tue)19:38 No. 810835 ID: e136ae
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Horny Futa: But after I clean off my face.

>>810835
There you go, Razzay. Put some effort into it, make a game out of the process instead of just stripping.

Also, be sure to ask what she thinks of your tits at some point to validate your breast envy coping mechanism.

Smik 2017/06/27(Tue)20:16 No. 810837 ID: e136ae
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Art slip: Yup, I forgot I already said Horny Futa wiped her face off. Well that was an editing flaw, she hasn't yet but will shortly.

Razzay pauses for a moment.

Razzay: WAIT WHAT? You don't just stop there! FUCK ME!

Horny Futa smiles.

Razzay: WHAT? WHY ARE YOU... oh. Hmmm.

Horny Futa: You've been around before, right?

Razzay: Well yeah, back in witch's school. When I wasn't working on my studies I was look'n for action.

Horny Futa: And you mean to tell me you've never had to seduce someone?

Razzay: I have nice tits.

Horny Futa: ... point. But obviously you've never paid attention to what your partner was doing either.

Razzay: ... nooooo ...

Moxy gently pings you.


Moxy: OK, so here's the deal. Right now is special, you can influence this at no cost. The energy cost to influence this situation is actually com'n off Razzay's reserves but Baba Yaga has OK'd the use, which means Razzay is OKing it indirectly.

Influence the scene

1. Invite Horny Futa back to Razzay's place to teach her seduction. You will leave Horny Futa Quest and return to the base Quest world, and will be officially recruiting her for one of two possible Sailor Scout positions (Tuxedo Mask or one of the scouts). Time will stand still within Horny Futa's world until she returns. Art style will return to Razzay standard.

2. Let Horny Futa finish cleaning up, and have her teach Razzay the art of seduction at her apartment. You will travel directly to it.

3. Let Horny Futa finish cleaning up, and have her teach Razzay the art of seduction at the sex shop. While Razzay doesn't know much about it she did enough snooping to figure out supporting cast like Violet and Lavender.

4. Let Horny Futa finish cleaning up, and have her teach Razzay the art of seduction inside with the secretary and Sporty Futa.

Damn, no activity for half an hour and then the actual update right after I post.

1. Let's keep their attention focused on each other for the time being, best way to make sure Razzay learns, and I'm curious what Horny looks like in Razzay's style.

2!

1

One!

Smik 2017/06/28(Wed)00:48 No. 810876 ID: e136ae
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Razzay asks if Horny Futa would like to head back to her place. She agrees. Razzay consults the book, fiddles with something and then tells Horny to follow her back through the corporate doors.

HF starts to object but Razzay just grabs her hand and pulls her through, with you following close behind...

... and you're home.

Horny Futa is shocked!

HF: Are my tits smaller?

Razzay: ... Maybe more in proportion, but they're still looking pretty good as far as I can tell.

HF: So this is your home?

Razzay: Yup.

HF: You live in some secret room in Big Business Inc?

Razzay: What? No. I'm a witch, I pulled some magic junk and used the doorway as a portal. It's complex shit. You're just in my world now. Things are a little different, but really considering my world's got bat girls and a guy named Johnny who might originally came from yours...

HF: Does he have a vagina under his balls?

Razzay: No ...

HF: Probably not then.

Razzay: ... but he's a master of sex and has a huge dick.

HF: Good lay?

Razzay: Fucking AMAZING.

HF: How did you seduce him?

Razzay: He offered to fuck me. I took my top off and said yes.

HF: I think I'm beginning to see why you don't have much seduction knowledge.

In the meantime, you are still influencing the situation. Please note that now that Razzay is back in her own world, she will not be able to see her "SEXUAL" stats anymore.

What do you suggest?

1. Horny Futa should guide Razzay into seducing her.
2. Horny Futa should seduce Razzay she should just pay attention to what she does.

1. Depending on how it goes, it'll either be funnier or more productive.

1 maen.

Smik 2017/06/28(Wed)12:33 No. 810928 ID: e136ae
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Horny Futa: OK Razzay, seduce me.

Razzay: Seduce you, huh?

Horny Futa: Get me out of my clothes without showing me your tits.

Razzay pauses.

Razzay: Can I get help?

Horny Futa chuckles.

Horny Futa: Sure. If you're stuck I can guide you. If I decided to give you a final exam then you're on your own.

Razzay: Wait, you're my mentor in seduction now?

HORNY FUTA IS NOW RAZZAY'S MENTOR IN SEDUCTION.

Razzay: OK then.

What do you suggest?

1. Call on Charlie for help.
2. Ask Horny Futa for help.
3. Let Razzay try something on her own.
4. Suggest something for Razzay to try.

>>810928
3!

Eh, 3 I guess.

>>810928
3.
The best way to learn is by doing, and mistakes are useful teaching moments.

Smik 2017/06/28(Wed)19:13 No. 811071 ID: e136ae
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Razzay hikes up her already short skirt and shakes her ass at Horny Futa.

Razzay: You wanna fuck this ass? Yeah you do. You wanna fuck this ass. Fuck this ass. You want my ass. Yeah you do.