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807980 No. 807980 ID: e136ae

Because you asked for it...

Razzay's Quest!
A not-at-all-safe for work quest about a cranky witch who uses panty-magic and the Smikverse magic system.

Razzay originally appeared in BLIND DATE #3: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/799612.html - NSFW!

During the Quest, it was suggested that to overcome her depression at having the hopes and dreams of her life's work to obtain immortality by going on a QUEST with TGChan!

She has reluctantly agreed.
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No. 807982 ID: e136ae
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807982

Moxy: Hey again. Haven't seen you guys since Sami's Quest. (https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/97520.html)

You're gonna help Razzay the Witch on a quest to... do something, I guess? I mean, we Cats have always had a soft spot for witches but I don't have a CLUE how you're gonna help this one out. I mean she's kinda bitchy, she DID curse someone to be reborn or die, but hey. Job's a job, right?

OK soooooo.... you're gonna need a body, and it can't be a Johnny since he is still alive and currently in an open relationship with Paula. Since Razzay's a witch, we're gonna give you a cat body, aight?

So what I need you all to do is figure out if you want to be a BOY or a GIRL (I am NOT whipping you up a futa) and then you gotta figure out if you wanna go full magical talking cat, a cute doll form like me, or one of those anime cat people. Don't make a stupid cat-girl sound if you do, that's really fuck'n racist and also it's cringey.

Then I guess I send you over to Razzay's place.

What gender you choose?
1. Male
2. Female

https://strawpoll.com/x1gg6e8

What form do you take?
A. Magical Talking Cat
B. Doll
C. Anime Catperson

https://strawpoll.com/bbwbzz3

Both in-quest posts and strawpoll votes will be tallied together.
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No. 807983 ID: be0718

Salem expy is go.
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No. 808026 ID: 8d4593

Male cat cat.

Seconding Salem.
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No. 808032 ID: fa8f9d
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808032

Why not something a little more... delicious?
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No. 808036 ID: 7b95d9

>>807983
Can't go wrong with a classic!
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No. 808040 ID: e136ae
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808040

>>808032
Because right now goats are on Razzay's shit list thanks to Nem.

CONGRATULATIONS! You are a MAGICAL MALE KITTY. While you would like to be named SALEM, it will be Razzay's prerogative to rename you as she sees fit.

Your basic CAT MAGIC is the ability to INFLUENCED PROBABILITY, but as her familiar your Influential Energy is granted entirely by Razzay; you will have to request power from her and she will grant it to you as she sees fit.

Unless you find a work-around.
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No. 808042 ID: 0d1514

>>808040
Yesssss go knock something fragile off a table in celebration
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No. 808044 ID: e136ae
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808044

You manifest in RAZZAY'S DOMAIN, unchanged since your last visit as Johnny. You can hear Razzay is in the next room so you pad your way over.

Razzay: Mmpf? Mmm Mmph?

Razzay is currently masturbating with the help of three magically animated dildos. She stares at you for a moment while the two embedded in her hind quarters continue to thrust.

She spits out the third and gives you a good look.

Razzay: MOTHER FUCKING SHITHELL FUCK! GET OUT OF HERE!! GET!! GET OUT!!

What do you do?
1. Get out. Wait for her in the adjacent room.
2. Continue to stare at the scene, cat like.
3. Meow?
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No. 808058 ID: 3abd97

>>808044
3

Exactly how every cat ever has responded to walking in on their owner masturbating and/or fucking.
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No. 808059 ID: f08985

Meow and find someplace warm to sit and sleep. There seems to be a fireplace in the background, someplace nearby would be ideal.
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No. 808063 ID: e136ae
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808063

You: Meow?

Razzay scowls: Don't EVEN. I KNOW who you are. Don't you assholes EVER KNOCK?! NOW GET OUTTA HERE before I fuck'n hit you with the ass cock!

What do you do?
1. Get out and wait for Razzay to make herself presentable.
2. Meow at her to dare her to hit you with the ass cock.
3. Trot up to her, bunt her chin and purr.
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No. 808064 ID: b88e47

2
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No. 808065 ID: f08985

3.
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No. 808066 ID: 638191

3
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No. 808067 ID: 636dcb

3
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No. 808069 ID: 3abd97

>>808063
3
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No. 808072 ID: e136ae
File 149755821319.jpg - (193.47KB , 640x720 , RQBunt.jpg )
808072

You quickly trot up to Razzay and stretch up to bunt her while purring.

Razzay: Just get the fuck out.

:iconmoxy:
Moxy: Guys. You're doin' good at catting so far but don't push your luck. You gotta get your IP from her, after all.

What do you do?
1. Push your luck.
2. Get the fuck out.
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No. 808074 ID: 7b95d9

>>808044
We're a cat, we don't give a fuck.

Hop onto the sink counter and curl up.
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No. 808075 ID: 6b9f2e

Be a cat and suck nipples for milk.
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No. 808076 ID: 3abd97

>>808074
Seconded. Go find some place to curl up and sleep till the human is willing to pay attention to us.
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No. 808077 ID: b88e47

1 cat harder
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No. 808078 ID: f08985

Wait. You're being too shortsighted. This is the perfect chance to explore her house and cause trouble while she's busy.
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No. 808080 ID: 0d45a9

>>808078
This is a good point, voting 2.
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No. 808082 ID: 7b95d9

>>808078
True. Second.
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No. 808083 ID: 636dcb

>>808078
This, second.
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No. 808084 ID: e136ae
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808084

You are now FLYING into the LIVING ROOM.

And by "flying" we mean "flung".

Razzay did not kick your little kitty body -- she is not that cruel -- but she did toss you.

You land on your feet of course, but the door to her den slams shut and locks itself. It appears that you will have to wait for Razzay to either finish, get presentable, or both.

Meantime, it looks like you have some time to explore this room. Surely there are some things of interest here?

You notice the following:
A STRANGE LOOKING TV.
A PICTURE including a DIFFERENT LOOKING RAZZAY and 3 others.
A POSTER of SAILOR JUPITER, buck naked.

What do you do now?
1. Examine the STRANGE LOOKING TV.
2. Examine the PICTURE.
3. Examine the POSTER.
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No. 808085 ID: 638191

3
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No. 808086 ID: 636dcb

3
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No. 808088 ID: f08985

3, and test its suitability as a scratching post.
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No. 808090 ID: 3abd97

>>808084
No no no, first things first, jump on some elevated surface and knock an object off of it.
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No. 808099 ID: e136ae
File 149756307920.jpg - (180.33KB , 640x720 , RQ_JupiterPoster.jpg )
808099

You examine the poster.

>>808088
Your QUESTING SENSE is telling you that this would probably result in Razzay kicking you out and ending your part in the quest. That or Moxy hard-coded something into this body to keep the quest from ending too soon.

It is clearly off-model, but obviously Sailor Jupiter must be Razzay's favourite if she's got a big ol' pin-up of her, regardless of quality.

Below the poster, behind the couch you find a stash of what you assume must be home-printed comics, although the colours are very impressive -- perhaps a laser printer? The topmost title is "Sailor Jupiter vs. Charlie" and it appears to be some sort of pornographic crossover of Sailor Jupiter being ravished by a dark-haired shadow queen named Charlie who has a variety of penile tentacles.

What do you do now?
1. Check the TV.
2. Check the PICTURE.
3. Read the CARTOON PORN.
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No. 808101 ID: f08985

1. Save the cartoons for a more embarrassing moment, like when she has company over.
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No. 808102 ID: 636dcb

2. Keep the cartoons where they were.
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No. 808103 ID: 638191

3 but then fail because cats can't read
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No. 808104 ID: 3abd97

>>808099
Check picture
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No. 808128 ID: e136ae
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808128

You examine the picture.

It seems like it's aged a bit, but oddly the green colours seem to have faded the least. You can tell that it's Razzay one in from the right side, with really long hair. You don't know who the other three are. That's clearly a younger, more innocent, more optimistic Razzay though. They seem to be friends.

What do you do now?

1. Examine the TV.
2. Read the porn.
3. Examine the picture closer.
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No. 808129 ID: 0d1514

>>808128
TV!
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No. 808131 ID: 636dcb

3
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No. 808133 ID: f08985

1.
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No. 808138 ID: 736c78

>>808128
1.
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No. 808141 ID: e136ae
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808141

The TV appears to be a big mirror but it reacts to the touch of your paws when it suddenly comes to life.

Hey. You remember this. Apparently not only did Paula's screams get Razzay's attention but she also RECORDED it. Camera work is a bit bad but it's enough to get the gist of what's going on.

You think about examining something else when you hear the click of the door lock.

What now?
1. Frantically try to turn the "TV" off.
2. Turn around, sit in front of the recorded sex and meow as Razzay enters the room.
3. Drag out a pornographic comic and then sit in front of the TV and meow.
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No. 808144 ID: f08985

3.
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No. 808145 ID: 3abd97

>>808141
2
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No. 808147 ID: 736c78

>>808141
Meet her at the door and rub up against her like you want attention.
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No. 808148 ID: 98106b

1
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No. 808150 ID: 636dcb

1
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No. 808151 ID: 094652

Change the channel until you find a cat commercial.
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No. 808169 ID: e136ae
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808169

Your attempts to change the channel end in utter failure as Razzay strolls into the room.

Razzay: Fuck'n really cat? You quest spirits are making a really shitty first impression. I can't WAIT to hear how you're going to make my life less shit.

You get a sudden surge of information from Moxy based on your examination of three critical elements of Razzay's life.

What do you suggest? This is important and will set the direction for most of this quest.

1. (Picture) The people in the picture are from Razzay's past, and each were looking to find their own path to immortality. She should catch up with them to see how they fared; Nem might be able to help her. Connect with her past.

2. (TV) See if Paula's stumbled across any leads for life-extending items in her "treasure hunting" career. Connect with her present.

3. (Poster) Become a magical girl and obtain a different kind of immortality through fame and fortune. Connect with her childhood dreams.

Or... https://strawpoll.com/wzy8bdr
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No. 808174 ID: 3abd97

>>808169
Getting to be the animal companion to a (lewd) magical girl is a fantastic plot hook.
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No. 808181 ID: 736c78

>>808169
Can we talk to her? If so:

"To be fair, we have been many things to many people, but oddly enough, a cat is uncommon. You didnt want to be bugged while buggerin' yourself, so we decided to do cat things until you were finished. It's fascinatin'!

But, hey. We said we'd uncrap your life, and we are spirits of our word. So!

How do you feel about fulfilling a childhood dream? In your own unique way, of course.
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No. 808190 ID: 636dcb

>>808169
3
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No. 808191 ID: 5372b5

You should be a magical girl!
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No. 808192 ID: f08985

>>808169
1.
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No. 808200 ID: 8d4593

1 sounds interesting
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No. 808215 ID: 600f38

>>808191
Magical girl
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No. 808235 ID: d35c6b

Yeah, let's connect with the past. If worst comes to worst at least maybe we can warn people about the problem psychopomps represent and collect some favours before trying something else.
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No. 808237 ID: be0718

Ask why her future self hasn't used time travel to go back and give her a clue on where to find the key to immortality. Postulate it's because she fails.
(dis)Connect with her future.
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No. 808245 ID: 094652

1) Too stereotypical
2) Okay
3) Too impractical
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No. 808299 ID: e136ae
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808299

Spoilered because of lewds still on the TV.

You suggest Razzay follow her childhood dreams -- Razzay doesn't bat an eye when you talk, but after all she did know who you are soon after you arrived. Razzay's scowl fades as she considers this.

Razzay: Funny that you say that, I've gone through childhood twice and the second time 'round I was giving myself the knowledge of my previous life to get a jump start. Those skills came with ideas attached, so I don't remember what my childhood dreams really are.

You gesture to the poster and say that obviously her dreams were to become a magical girl. Razzay does not respond well.

Razzay: FUCKING REALLY?!
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No. 808304 ID: e136ae
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808304

Razzay: How the FUCK does becoming a 'magical girl' fix anything? I don't even fucking know if that's my childhood dream or not, I have that poster because Jupiter is the best and hottest Sailor Scout.

You point out that she could achieve immortality through fame. It's not quite the same but it's nothing Nem would hunt her down for either.

She shoots daggers at you (not literally don't worry) and paces around the room. Then she sighs and looks back at you.

Razzay: Fine fine, fucking FINE. But only because I don't have any better ideas other than just masturbating. Well smart-ass, just HOW do I become a magical girl anyway?

You... kinda have no idea.

Then there is a knock at the door.

Razzay: Fucking... THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A HIDDEN LAIR. Let me check.

Razzay checks her periscope.

Razzay: Nobody there. Actually too bad, I was hoping it was Johnny coming for a booty call since you killed my mood, furball. I'm guessing it's one of your friends.

She leaves to check the door.
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No. 808306 ID: 7b95d9

>>808304
Angry lass. Have to admit, this kind of just makes me want to help her a bit more seriously. I'm sure there's a way we can make her happy.
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No. 808307 ID: 3abd97

>how will that help anything
Having some fun and not taking everything so seriously might be a good experience.

>You... kinda have no idea.
I think that's on us. We're supposed to pull a tiara or gem or little pen thing out of thin air and give her some magic words for a transformation sequence. I mean, we are the Luna figure here.
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No. 808310 ID: f08985

>>808307
We have the physical body of a cat and the ability to manipulate probability by consuming power. Razzay is the one who grants us power. So I don't think that's feasible.
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No. 808317 ID: e136ae

>>808307
I'm working on updating, this isn't something you need to worry about yet.
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No. 808321 ID: 8d4593

By becoming a magical girl you could perhaps gain enough power to literally fight and defeat death.

Just imagine it. Nem comes to kill your future immortal ass, and you just say "No" and watch as the black wolf whimpers and crawls away.
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No. 808330 ID: e136ae
File 149763934769.jpg - (99.20KB , 640x720 , RQGiftDelivery.jpg )
808330

You follow Razzay topside and look out -- there's a small wrapped gift left just outside her trapdoor.

It smells like Moxy and you let Razzay know.

Razzay: This "Moxy" person a friend of yours?

You explain that Moxy helps out people on quests from time to time. Razzay shrugs, takes the package and after doing some sort of examination that involves holding it up to ... something? She takes it back down with her.

You ask who she showed the package to.

Razzay: Nezzwell the Wise. One of my familiar spirits. You can't see her because I haven't made you my familiar yet. And you can't sense her because she's an extension of mine and you're not fuck'n Cat enough to tell the difference. C'mon furball, let's check this thing out.
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No. 808336 ID: 8d4593

Not Fuckin' Cat enough?

Meow bitch, Meow.
Meow Meow bitch.
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No. 808337 ID: e136ae
File 149763987611.jpg - (131.92KB , 640x720 , RQGuide1.jpg )
808337

Razzay rips open the gift wrap to reveal a book, "A Panty Witch's Guide to Becoming a Magical Girl".
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No. 808338 ID: 3abd97

>>808337
Well isn't that a coincidence!
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No. 808339 ID: d36af7

Normally the hard part of becoming a magical girl is the "magical" part. If Razzay already has some idea how to prance around and glow and shoot energy blasts, all she'd need to do is put on an appropriate outfit, then go fight some evil.
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No. 808340 ID: e136ae
File 149764035303.jpg - (259.89KB , 640x720 , RQGuide2.jpg )
808340

Razzay is shocked.

Razzay: Holy shit. This book. This book is an artifact. It WAS an artifact, I mean. Like, before they went and put a custom cover on the fucker and changed its whole fucking context it was an artifact.

Razzay shakes her head.

Razzay: Really? Can you believe this shit? Your friends just vandalized a fuck'n artifact. To help me. OK, I guess that's actually kind of sweet.

She looks over to you.

Razzay: I don't expect your tiny kitty brain to really get this, but basically this is some kinda meta-cross-dimensional, time-slip supreme bullshit device. My community would pay the biggest fucking bucks for a pristine artifact. Now that your friends have fucking changed its context it's lost most of its value, but they changed its context for me. Like this is the reason why some people don't like mystic cats and shit, they do this bullshit ALL THE TIME. They just shred priceless artifacts... well in this case they did it for me... which is again, really nice.

She quiets down.

Razzay: All right, I GUESS you can be my familiar, furball. But since you want me to be a magical girl, I'm gonna call you Luner because 1. you look like Luna and 2. you are fuck'n nuts.

You are now LUNER, WITCH'S FAMILIAR.
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No. 808342 ID: f08985

>>808340
Only if we decide to answer to that name. But start reading it, let's do this thing.
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No. 808349 ID: 3abd97

>>808342
But cats don't come when you call, anyways. So our name has nothing to do with our answering to it or not.

Curl up and watch her read I guess.
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No. 808351 ID: e136ae
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808351

Razzay starts reading.

Razzay: Pffft... so I guess we have to get some heroes? According to the book, if I wanna become a Sailor Moon style magical girl I just can't ... fucking run around on my own doing shit. I have to go recruit some 'heroes'. Fuck me, like I know any heroes.

Razzay reads a bit more.

Razzay: So I don't need like, hero-heroes. I just need important adventuring type of people. Good, hero-heroes are fucking annoying. Unless they put out. So I need 5 people to play allies -- Mercury, Mars, Jupiter, Venus, and Tuxedo Mask. Then it's like I've got three free spaces.

She looks at you.

Razzay: OK, according to this thing I leave the candidate selection up to you. Apparently you know people or something? Which I doubt, but whatever. The instructions are in cat. Here.

Razzay holds the book open to you.
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No. 808352 ID: e136ae
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808352

You must decide!

The instructions are very much in cat -- you can sense what you need to do.

You will need to select champions from existing quests -- this one included -- to play a specific Sailor Scout role as well as one to play Tuxedo Mask.

They do not have to match the original genders.

You can't rip them directly from their quests, but this book is able to generate an "Extension" of them -- a non-canon, "Dollar Store" version of the original (unless you get them direct from Razzay's home Quest of Blind Date 3).

Please suggest Candidates:
*Link or use the Wiki name the quest they come from.
*The role you think they should play. There are three "wild spaces" and you may suggest a character to play a specific re-occurring villain for these.

The only restrictions are:
* They must be from TGChan.
* They have to be "of age" because Razzay may decide to casting couch them.
* Whoever plays "Sailor Jupiter" will probably have to be hot by Razzay's own opinion.

Razzay herself will make the FINAL DECISION and may veeto selections.
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No. 808354 ID: f08985

>>808351
Well, finding people who can get along with Razzay is going to be a challenge. There's Johnny, I guess, who probably works best as Tuxedo Mask or a free space.
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No. 808355 ID: e136ae

>>808354
Do not just suggest someone to be a "Free Space". They need to have a Sailor Moon series role as well.
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No. 808356 ID: e136ae
File 149764375349.jpg - (251.37KB , 640x720 , SelectionGridRude.jpg )
808356

Razzay: Don't forget you can just ask me what I like, shithead. Y'know, instead of just wildly guessing like a fucknut.
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No. 808357 ID: 8d4593

Wordblood From Lunar quest.
https://tgchan.org/wiki/Lunar_Quest
I would suggest Full on Saulanna but that would break the game.

A female version of him could play Sailor Mercury. Alternatively, he could be a wildcard.
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No. 808358 ID: 3abd97

I'd say Polo (from AsteroidQuest) for Mercury. She's blue, she lives by the sea, and sticking her with bubble powers is sort of like having bullets, right?

Plus we need a short person to stand in the front row in group shots.

>>808357
Wordblood, with a sailor costume shoved on a snake, would be pretty funny. And for porn weirdness, he's got double dicks. And cums ink. No idea what role fits with word-powers though. (Maybe Venus, since they both used to be in charge, but now aren't?)
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No. 808359 ID: f08985

>>808356
What's that, select people you're sure to dislike? If you insist!

Polo from Polo Quest as Sailor Mercury.
Agent Polo from The First Neumono Christmas as Sailor Venus.
Rokoa from the Asteroidverse as Sailor Jupiter.
Officer Rokoa from the First Neumono Christmas as Sailor Mars.
Agnes from the Asteroidverse as Sailor Saturn.
Hok from the Asteroidverse as Sailor Neptune.
Gadarchen from Koror Quest as Sailor Pluto.
Sazgvao from Fish as Tuxedo Mask.

https://tgchan.org/wiki/AsteroidQuest
https://tgchan.org/wiki/AsteroidQuest/The_First_Neumono_Christmas
https://tgchan.org/wiki/Koror_Quest
https://tgchan.org/wiki/Fish
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No. 808363 ID: 8d4593

>>808358
You know what would be funny?
Horny Futa as Tuxedo Mask.
https://tgchan.org/wiki/Horny_Futa_Adventures

That or Steve.
That Steve.
https://tgchan.org/wiki/Pok%C3%A9monQuest
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No. 808365 ID: 7b95d9

>>808356
You like banging folks, right?

Charlemagne from A Little Town Called Coxwette.

He'd be the PERFECT Tuxedo Mask. He's cute, he's experienced in the sack, and he does nothing of particular value so he won't get in your way.
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No. 808369 ID: 3abd97

I'm tempted to suggest Rene (of Magic West) for mars. Fire powers and cramming a dude in a skirt.

>>808359
Too many lago people. Gotta spread the love.
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No. 808371 ID: f08985

>>808369
And split up the Polo/Rokoa dreamteam or pass up the chance to mess around with alternate-universe versions meeting each other? I think not. Hok and Agnes could go, I suppose, but I'm kind of curious to see Razzay try to casting-couch those.
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No. 808376 ID: fa8f9d

So far I'd say for tuxedo mask I'd like Zack from enemy quest.

https://tgchan.org/wiki/Enemy_Quest
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No. 808378 ID: be0718

Mercury: Mal Ravlikin (Adventures in Tyson)
Mars: Xi’ankh (Boldly Coming)
Jupiter: Hin (Dungeoneer)
Venus: Sara (Static on the Wire)
Tuxedo Mask: Nathan Springer (Conspiracy of Wasps)
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No. 808382 ID: f66698

You should grab Dio and Jia from eivr. They are already both down on the magic thing so they'll be useful.
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No. 808434 ID: 094652

Mars - Ellandra

https://tgchan.org/wiki/Mahou_Shoujo_Fight_Club

The obvious choice.
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No. 808437 ID: 0d45a9

>>808356
That's a very subtle hint. Razzay, do you have any preferences/aversions we should consider? Any particular appearances you like/dislike, and the same with personalities?
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No. 808444 ID: d36af7

Mitzi Tibur from Tozol Quest should be Sailor Venus. She's got the traumatic backstory involving isolation and relentless violence punctuated by desperate humor and doomed romance, the finger-mounted alien sniper laser, the shapeshifting, and her mind-ripping tentacles are close enough to the Love-Me Chain.

Seconding Agent Polo as Mercury. Small, blue, name associated with water, studious and outwardly calm, yet willing (eager?) to take enormous personal risks with little or no real plan when the situation calls for it.

Rokoa shouldn't be anywhere on the team, though. Doesn't play well with others.

Penelope from SotW for Tuxedo Mask. Sneaky entrances and exits, attacks followed up with witty insults, suave, gets to use a sword.
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No. 808467 ID: 3abd97

>>808444
Ooh, Mitzi and Penny are good ideas.
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No. 808606 ID: 015058

I like the idea of Polo as Mercury.
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No. 808609 ID: 600f38

>>808467
Penji as Mars.
You know, the one whose element is fire, and whose domains are war and purification.
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No. 808665 ID: e136ae
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808665

>>808357
Razzay: While seeing a dragon wearing a sailor scout costume would be funny, one made of words might out-shine me and I'm not to thrilled about that idea. Also, not sexy. I'll keep him in mind.
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No. 808669 ID: e136ae
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808669

>>808359
Razzay: Why don't you take that suggestion and ram it up your ass until it comes out your nose? I'm not gonna deal with anyone from that crazy Astroidverse.

>Rokoa from the Asteroidverse as Sailor Jupiter.
Plus that's the worst fucking suggestion for Jupiter EVER. Fucking idiot.
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No. 808670 ID: e136ae
File 149774271945.jpg - (189.71KB , 640x720 , RQ_JudgingFuta.jpg )
808670

>You know what would be funny?
>Horny Futa as Tuxedo Mask.

Razzay: Huh. So she has 'horny' right in her name, huh? She's... kinda cute actually. I'm not sure what I think of dick-girls but... yeah, I don't hate the idea.

>That or Steve.
>That Steve.

Razzay: Go fuck yourself.
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No. 808673 ID: e136ae
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808673

>>808365
Razzay: Chuck? Is that the "Anal, basically" guy? Y'know, I'm not big on furry types but... I gotta admit, I like his style. Yeah, we could work with that.
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No. 808675 ID: e136ae
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808675

>>808369
Razzay blows up Rene's picture.

Razzay: Oooo... he's cute. Not too big, nice definition. Maybe we could modify his Sailor Scout outfit to keep him shirtless too. Definitely one to put on the short list.
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No. 808677 ID: fa8f9d

>>808382
Since the genders don't have to be specific I like the idea of Dio as sailor Mars.
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No. 808678 ID: e136ae
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808678

>>808376
Razzay: I've heard decent things about the shadow man but ... not a whole lot to him, is there? I mean... I don't hate it but really Chuck or the horny futa are ranking higher.
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No. 808679 ID: fa8f9d

>>808677
Shit I meant mercury... also link for character cause I forgot it.
https://tgchan.org/wiki/Eivr
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No. 808682 ID: 111586

How about this guy he is into cross-dressing

https://tgchan.org/kusaba/draw/src/149695659840.png
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No. 808687 ID: 17c2ee

Heeeey, how about Polyphema from Enemy Quest for Sailor Jupiter?
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No. 808690 ID: cb9123

Mudy mudy mudy mudy mudy mudy mudy
https://tgchan.org/wiki/MudyQuest
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No. 808694 ID: 17c2ee

Raban Vonelle as Sailor Moon Mars, and the princess as Sailor Venus.

https://tgchan.org/wiki/You_Can%27t_Fuck_The_Princess!_Quest
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No. 808697 ID: e136ae
File 149774770690.jpg - (198.59KB , 640x720 , RQ_JudgingHin.jpg )
808697

>>808378
>Mercury: Mal Ravlikin (Adventures in Tyson)

Razzay: Meh.

Mars: Xi’ankh (Boldly Coming)
Razzay: FUCK NO.

Jupiter: Hin (Dungeoneer)
Razzay: Holy fucking hot blazing ASS please tell me she is either BI or GAY because I want to lick her all over. And her tits look ALMOST but not quite as mine.

She pauses in thought.

Razzay: Thaaat's also the bitch that bitch Nem wants, isn't she? I don't care if it's the dollar-store rip off of her, if I get into her pants I'm gonna record it.
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No. 808702 ID: 8080e6

>>808687
I second this.
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No. 808731 ID: e136ae
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808731

>>808687
Razzay: Nice look'n chick, and she handles herself well. Nice tits, not quite as nice as mine. But JUPITER? Nah, she's easy on the eyes but so far nobody comes close to Jupiter than HIN. Maybe set her up as one of the others though.
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No. 808735 ID: e136ae
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808735

>>808437
Razzay: I like my guys to have a killer ass and not be too roided up. I mean, Johnny is the exception because holy fuckballed he knows his way around a woman! But like, if I were to pick out a dude and didn't know he'd fucking do things to me that 3 magically animated dildos couldn't touch, I probably wouldn't pick him by just looks, y'know? I mean, nice ass. Really nice ass, but he just looks like one of those self-absorbed gym rats but really he's really fucking sensual. Anyhow, so yeah. Guys, nice ass, not too big.

As far as the ladies go, I love hardbodies. Like not crazy roided hardbody, but there's something really sexy about a girl with muscles. Amazons make me wet, OK?
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No. 808749 ID: 706345

>>808735
From what you just described, pick anyone from this guy's local network:

https://tgchan.org/wiki/Pudding

ANYONE.
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No. 808786 ID: 600f38

>>808444
>>808609
Mitzi and Penji are from this: https://tgchan.org/wiki/Tozol_Quest
They work well together, and are both extremely competent aside from being rather bad at leadership. They would fit in well as teammates, but wouldn't try to upstage you.
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No. 808822 ID: d36af7

>>808786
If Razzay is concerned about being upstaged, let's say post-finale quasi-quadruplegic Penji, taking the role of Artemis to our avatar's Luna.

>As far as the ladies go, I love hardbodies. Like not crazy roided hardbody, but there's something really sexy about a girl with muscles.
If that's how you roll, and Hin is definitely in, and we're considering existing teams, how about Moriko as Mars?
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No. 808873 ID: 8d4593

So you ask for the Mask to have a fine Ass?

Then have a look at Bruco Bandara.
https://tgchan.org/wiki/Bruco_and_Strela_are_Married

A little bulky but not muscle beast material.

Ass an added bonus, he can also kick ass.
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No. 808937 ID: c45b7e

>>808735
Ouroboros Parable: James Baxter. No body harder and hung like a horse.
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No. 809140 ID: e136ae
File 149791318592.jpg - (144.83KB , 640x720 , RQ_JudgingYellingAtPlayer.jpg )
809140

>So you ask for the Mask to have a fine Ass?
>Then have a look at Bruco Bandara.
>https://tgchan.org/wiki/Bruco_and_Strela_are_Married

Razzay: I'm... actually not that comfortable about wrecking other people's marriages. I mean, if they're swingers it's one thing... but I'm not that kinda bitch of a witch, y'know? We all have our lines.

>From what you just described, pick anyone from this guy's local network:

Razzay: Just picking ANYONE is not my FUCKING JOB, DIPSHIT. That's YOUR JOB.

>They work well together, and are both extremely competent aside from being rather bad at leadership. They would fit in well as teammates, but wouldn't try to upstage you.

Razzay: In what ROLES? Fucking... read the fucking instructions you stupid fucking cat!!

>Ouroboros Parable: James Baxter. No body harder and hung like a horse.

Razzay: NO FUCKTARD, I like my LADIES HARDBODY. Fucking pay attention. You're starting to piss me off.


Razzay is starting to get irritated. Perhaps you should look into actively recruiting some of the people before you suggest any more potential candidates. After all, it dawns on you that just because Razzay wants them it doesn't mean they'll necessarily play ball with her. Plus a little rejection might make her less picky or at least chew you out less because a suggestion isn't perfect.

You may still continue to suggest other Sailor Scouts; it's not as if you have to be on the couch to get Razzay's feedback. She will probably still be rude to you.

What do you do?
1. Recruit Tuxedo Mask - Horny Futa, Chuck or Zack
2. Recruit Jupiter - Hin or Poly
3. Recruit Mars - Rene
4. Ask Razzay about your role as familiar.
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No. 809155 ID: 3abd97

>In what ROLES?
Considering we have no meaningful criteria for any roles, what does it matter? Any person (that Razzy doesn't veto) could fill any role.
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No. 809162 ID: f08985

>>809140
>role
blah blah blah blah who cares? Pick who can manage to endure your shithole of a personality and let's get on with it.
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No. 809168 ID: be0718

1) Recruit Zack. He's great at dealing with one-eyed damaged goods.
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No. 809187 ID: 636dcb

(1)
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No. 809193 ID: 3abd97

>>809140
Have you considered that who you want to fuck perhaps isn't the best criteria for teammates? Or at least, not for all of them? You can't possibly have the time to do all of them, and some consideration perhaps should be given to who would actually be good team members, or fulfilling whatever role they're supposed to, if you want to be successful at kicking ass.

I mean, even if none of your teammates end up as suitable bedmates, gaining any kind of idol-fame is certainly useful for acquiring carnal partners.
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No. 809199 ID: e136ae
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809199

>>809168
Razzay: ONE-EYE? I've got BOTH MY EYES furball. What the fuck do you know anyway, you lick your ass clean. And for another thing...
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No. 809203 ID: e136ae
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809203

?: People tend to react poorly to blunt truths, sweets. Yeself includ'd.

You glance over and find yourself face-to-face with some sort of hag.

?: Welcome to the family. Ja like t' meet yer peers or just git on wit' your quest? Tsk. Not really a question izzit? I know you, cat. You're curious. Lemmie rephrase. Who d'ya wanna see in the dark -- who you wanna see wit out them see'n ya? I do you one favour, I let you see one early. Who you wanna meet?

The Hag gives you three options:
1. The ambitious one.
2. The ruling one.
3. The buried one.
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No. 809204 ID: be0718

The buried one. They'll never find his body.

(It's in the litterbox.)
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No. 809205 ID: f08985

3. We'll meet the first two anyway, from their descriptions.
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No. 809206 ID: be0718

>>809199
Also, 'eye' see you denied only half the implications.
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No. 809208 ID: 636dcb

>"Who d'ya wanna see in the dark -- who you wanna see wit out them see'n ya?"

2. The ruler is obvious important. Knowing how they act without us seeing him is essential, because we need to know the TRUE form/decisions/morality of the ruler.
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No. 809209 ID: 3abd97

>>809203
1
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No. 809213 ID: 3abd97

>>809203
Oh, wait, we need to cat!

Rub up against the hag's face, heedless of her comfort, personal space, or eyeballs.
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No. 809260 ID: 8d4593

3
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No. 809287 ID: e136ae
File 149794581776.jpg - (192.39KB , 640x720 , RQ_TheBurriedOne.jpg )
809287

>Rub up against the hag's face, heedless of her comfort, personal space, or eyeballs.

She is not tangible.

As soon as you indicate you'd like to see the buried one, the scene shifts. You are in some field and you see a green palace in the far distance.

Unearthed a short distance away is a rag doll. The smell of the earth is like after a fresh rain, and the atmosphere is heavy and damp.

The old hag is nowhere to be seen, but you hear her whisper.

The Hag: Long buried, but not quite forgotten. Not enough strength to live, but too stubborn to die. Friend o' one o' yer friends, yeah? Lady o' the house won't know wuttoo make of 'er. You gonna wake her, and then we see how much o' 'er is rotten. Heh.
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No. 809294 ID: e136ae
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809294

Razzay: Oh for fuck's sake.

She sighs.

Razzay: Cat, Baba Yaga. Baba Yaga...

Baba Yaga: He knows me already.

Razzay: WELL LA DE FUCKING DA. Fuck'n... fuck'n...

Baba Yaga glances over at Razzay and patiently waits for her to finish with what one might assume to be a motherly smile if it weren't for the crookedness of it and the jagged teeth.

Razzay huffs.

Razzay: Cat, this isn't just any Baba Yaga, but my personal Baba Yaga. She's one of my familiar spirits. She's my most OBNOXIOUS familiar spirit.

Baba Yaga leans in and feigns to whisper to you: I'm a reflection of her.

Razzay: FUCKING OBNOXIOUS.

Baba Yaga continues to obviously feign whispering secrets to you: Lady o' the house don't like t'fact I won't givver straight answer.

Razzay: She's... like we call them the Moon Familiar after the Tarot card. All mysterious bullshit. Like she's my subconscious or something. You can't cast spells without her, we don't know how she works, and she never, EVER gives you a fucking straight answer. It is SUCH a piss off having part of your own FUCKING MIND that just... like...

Baba Yaga: I told ya, yer not ready fer the answers. I tells ya when ya ready to hear. Just wast'n my breath otherwise.

Razzay looks over at you.

Razzay: The really crazy thing is not only am I arguing with myself right now but I'm managing to get angry about it.

Razzay takes a deep breath.

Razzay: And what pisses me off is she decided to show herself to you before I wanted to. Like, I was gonna ease you into being my familiar. Introduce you to Nezzwell first, then Charlie, and THEN maybe fucking Baba Yaga.

Baba Yaga: Yar mad 'cause ya think ya should be in control, eh m' Lady?

Razzay: I AM THE ALPHA. YOU are my FAMILIAR. You...

Baba Yaga: Nobody's ever in control, Sweetness. Iffin ya accept it ya might not be happy but ya spend less time be'n angry.

Baba Yaga vanishes. Razzay snarls and glares daggers at the air where the hag was, then collects herself.
The side effect of all of this seems to be that Razzay's irritation has suddenly and sharply switched focus. She gives you a warm smile and strokes your head pleasantly.

Razzay: This is why witches have a reputation for being cranky.

What do you do?

1. Ignore all of this -- look in the book on how to recruit Tuxedo Mask.
2. Ask Razzay about Baba Yaga.
3. Ask Razzay about the Buried One.
4. Say nothing; bunt Razzay.
5. Ask to be introduced to Nezzwell.
6. Ask to be introduced to Charlie.
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No. 809297 ID: be0718

Razzay, just conjure yourself a Jackie Chan tulpa to beat up the Baba Yaga tulpa when it gets out of line. It's simple logic, really.

Look in the book (the yellow pages) on how to recruit Tuxedo Mask (call Zack and explain offer of booty)
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No. 809300 ID: 0d1514

4 Cat things are a priority
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No. 809304 ID: 9d3ccf

Buried person, buried, person, BURIED PERSON!

Come on, semi-corpses make for the best origin stories, what if it turns out that whoever it is happens to be a great candidate for the magic posse we don't know about yet?
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No. 809341 ID: d36af7

>>809140
>not that comfortable about wrecking other people's marriages.
How about recruiting a Bruco from some alternate timeline where Strela became an arch-sorcerer, lost interest in mortal passions, and they only remained married as a political technicality to support the alliance between their tribes? I mean, if it's going to be a watered-down expy anyhow, might as well use that to our advantage.
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No. 809342 ID: 8d4593

4.
Then 1.

I feel like grumpy tits could use some HF in her life.
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No. 809359 ID: a363ac

>>809294
4. Walk the fuck out because you got cat things to fucking do and it doesn't have to be around her time for some sun bathing.
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No. 809378 ID: e136ae
File 149799327158.jpg - (146.41KB , 640x720 , RQ_SuperKittyBunt.jpg )
809378

You bunt Razzay. She sighs in false exasperation but you can tell she is very much a cat person and your affection is quiet effective at disarming her.

Razzay: Fffffffffiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnne yes I love you too, kitty. So let's go look at how we get ourselves a Tuxedo Mask.

Razzay opens up the book.

Razzay: Shit, this thing is crazy powerful. Like it can open up seed domains. Basically it's making a copy of ...

She looks down at you.

Razzay: Layman's terms, it makes crossover dimensions. According to the book, we will be be actually going into like a Cole's Notes version of the world. Normally this is a huge pain in the ass but the book will take care of the details. So what will happen is we will be disguised to fit into the target world... and we have to mostly play by that world's rules. I'll let you know when we've got room to wiggle. CHANGING the rules is serious shit and only fuck'n hackers take risks like that.

Razzay flips her hair.

Razzay: Not that I CAN'T, but it's just not worth the risk. If you're too good you can accidentally wreck the whole world.

She returns to the book.

Razzay: So... yeah, actually this thing has a directory and HORNY FUTA, CHUCK and ZACK's worlds are all listed. So who should we approach first? If we get more than one to agree we can always recast them.

Where to first?

1. HORNY FUTA ADVENTURES
2. A LITTLE TOWN CALLED COXWETTE
3. ENEMY QUEST
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No. 809382 ID: a363ac

>>809378
1
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No. 809384 ID: f08985

2.
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No. 809387 ID: 49c9d4

1
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No. 809393 ID: 3abd97

>>809378
2
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No. 809421 ID: 8d4593

1
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No. 809446 ID: ca661e

2
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No. 809448 ID: 7d8417

3
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No. 809454 ID: be0718

3
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No. 809472 ID: c45b7e

>>809378
3
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No. 809548 ID: 8d4593

>>809448
>>809454
That feeling when two people post the same way, but one of them is the only post that on the site under that ID.
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No. 809558 ID: e136ae
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809558

You waffle between all the choices.

Razzay rolls her eyes.

Razzay: Fuck, I don't know why I even bother asking you shit.

She glances down at the overview of each possible decision.

Razzay: According to this, there's are serious threats in both Coxwette and Enemy Quest so we're going to try the one I don't have to pack heat to visit.

You give her a curious glance.

Razzay: I've got a shotgun. I've enchanted it so it should work on most things even if they're not normally vulnerable to lead and it should work even without hacking. Not very subtle though. But the Futa Quest is without serious threats and we don't even need to disguise ourselves. Probably won't be able to bring my modified broom though.
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No. 809566 ID: e136ae
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809566

Razzay does some sort of mental focusing according to the book's instructions, then walks over to her bedroom door and motions you to follow.

She opens the door and the two of you enter.

The transition is sudden and unexpected since you've never personally crossed a domain before, but it's like looking through another person's eyes.

And the very first thing you see are three people having sex.

Razzay: WHAT THE FLYING FUCK?!

The three people look up at you. The blonde in the back starts thrusting again without breaking eye contact.

Razzay: Is anyone here "Horny Futa"?

The chubby one in the middle with the red hair and the blonde both raise their hands.

Razzay: No, I mean THE Horny Futa.

The chubby one lowers her hand.

Razzay looks irritated and checks around the office.

Razzay: Look, you guys look like you need some space, but I need to speak with Horny Futa once you're free. I'll be outside.

Razzay heads towards the door and motions for you to follow.

What do you do?

1. Stay where you are.
2. Bunt someone!
3. Follow Razzay.
4. Convince Razzay to watch.
5. Convince Razzay to join in.
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No. 809567 ID: 0d1514

>>809566
4. Gotta know how good they are in advance ya know?
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No. 809568 ID: 636dcb

2
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No. 809579 ID: 5f2b81

Bunt the face of the catcher.
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No. 809580 ID: d08ac7

2 bunt a boob
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No. 809587 ID: 8d4593

4 While 2-ing the one on all 4's.
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No. 809598 ID: f08985

2. Bunt one of them. See if we can convince them we're just a normal cat and Razzay is delusional for talking to us.
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No. 809652 ID: 3abd97

>>809566
Meow at the fuckers, then follow your human.
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No. 809672 ID: 84297b

Just meow and saunter out geez
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No. 809705 ID: e136ae
File 149812042961.jpg - (126.18KB , 640x720 , RQ_BuntTitty.jpg )
809705

You bunt the titty in true kitty style with zero regard to the person on the bottom.
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No. 809706 ID: e136ae
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809706

Suddenly there is an eruption and you are splattered with futa-goo by one of the two on top. Or maybe both. You don't think you were the intended target.

You hope you weren't the intended target.
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No. 809707 ID: e136ae
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809707

Razzay: You gotta clean yourself with your tongue, right?

With an ever growing horror you realize she is right.

And the futa goo smells much stronger to your little kitty nose.

Your uncovered eye begins to well with tears.
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No. 809708 ID: e136ae
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809708

Razzay scoops you up and somewhat surprisingly she mercifully wipes the goo from your face and fur with a handkerchief she keeps in her boob storage.

Perhaps what is more surprising is the motherly way she does this. She calls you a "Stupid fucking cat" which mars the effect a little but her tone is soft and comforting.
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No. 809709 ID: e136ae
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809709

Razzay's bitchiness level has decreased.
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No. 809710 ID: e136ae
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809710

No she's not trying to smother you.

The handkerchief has done a remarkable job of cleaning you up, but reeks of futa-good. Razzay dumps it on the floor.

Please suggest an action.

This one's open, but you might want to consider how you react to Razzay, plots of revenge, etc, etc. This will primarily impact your relationship with her and possibly Horny Futa.
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No. 809714 ID: 9c5569

Tiny meow of razzled affection

Followed by a quick hiss at whoever spouted a leak

And then we go look for Lavender
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No. 809715 ID: 3abd97

>>809710
Purr
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No. 809725 ID: 5f2b81

Purr and stretch your arms out, maybe playfully bat at Razzay and/or expose yourself for tummy scritches.
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No. 809741 ID: e136ae
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809741

You and Razzay wait outside and out of harm's way.

Razzay: This place is fuck'n weird. Like, it's super-sexualized and so unstable I basically can cast spells like it was my home turf...

You purr and curl around her.

Razzay: Yes, yes, I love you too, kitty.
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No. 809742 ID: e136ae
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809742

A dry, haggard woman's voice: You know that's too risky.

Razzay: Luner, meet Nezzwell. Nezzwell, my new familiar Luner. Assigned to... do something. I'm not sure, something about unfuckin' my life but his actions sure as hell don't seem that way.

Nezzwell: You should have consulted before taking it into our fold.

Razzay: Cats & witches go way back, Nezzwell.

Nezzwell: These are no ordinary cats. They are unpredictable and...

Razzay: Unpredictable is normal for cats. Luner's fine, that's the end of it.

Nezzwell: Very well. Just be careful, we are in an alien world with alien rules. We do not wish to bring them back with us.

Razzay: Actually we're here to see if we can't recruit Horny Futa.

Nezzwell: I refer to elements we are not aware of, not those that agree to our terms.

Razzay: I'm 143 years old Nezzwell.

Nezzwell: NO. You are 23 -- *I* am 143 years old. Be careful, young Queen.

Nezzwell fades.

Razzay looks at you.

Razzay: Before you ask -- no, nobody else could see Nezzwell. So not only am I talking to things that aren't there, I'm talking to my cat. In public. Once you're a witch long enough you stop letting being stared at get to you.

Razzay flips through her book.

Razzay: So apparently there's something called "SEXUAL" that rules everything in this world? It's pretty fucked up.
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No. 809747 ID: e136ae
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809747

Razzay: Heads up, cat. Charlie's probably going to show next.

Right on cue, Charlie appears.

Charlie, in the expected husky voice: Boss. This place.

Razzay: Yup.

Charlie: You gotta take advantage of it. It's pliable. And I have POWER here. Like I could enhance knockers right now and it... it's practically FREE.

Razzay: Well before you go messing with my body I want to give this place a good study to ensure I know what I'm getting myself into.

Charlie: Fuck'n Nezzwell is such a buzz kill.

Razzay "mmm-hmmms" Charlie in a bare minimal acknowledgement. Irritated, Charlie vanishes.

Razzay: Huh. The rules are loose enough here I could probably even do a bit of hacking safely if I really wanted to. I might also be able to find some useful panties here as well. I mean, nothing I'd want to use outside home base but...

She looks at you.

Razzay: I have a feeling I'm going to regret asking this, but what do you think?

What do you suggest she prioritize?

1. Hacking.
2. Panties. Nezzwell can help.
3. Recruiting Horny Futa.
4. Exploring her fantasies for fun and profit. Charlie can help.
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No. 809748 ID: f08985

2, 4, 3, 1 first to last if we're ranking them. If we're just picking one, then 2.
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No. 809753 ID: fa8f9d

2. Panties. Nezzwell can help.
If we can use meta knowledge then we know where one of the hardest working panties in the world are at.
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No. 809754 ID: 8d4593

2.
Twwooooo
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No. 809755 ID: be0718

Priorities: 4, 1, 2, 3.
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No. 809759 ID: d36af7

3 first, since it might be trivial. HF is desperately looking for a new job at this point, you're essentially offering her a job as a magical girl. Leave a card with your contact info, then wander off to pursue 2 & 4.

Long as you're here, recruiting Sporty Futa might also be worth a try. Better muscle tone and so on.
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No. 809809 ID: 3abd97

>Before you ask -- no, nobody else could see Nezzwell. So not only am I talking to things that aren't there, I'm talking to my cat. In public. Once you're a witch long enough you stop letting being stared at get to you.
Honestly people probably just assume the whole thing was talking to your cat, or reading aloud. The baseline for "weird" or attention getting seems set pretty high here.

I mean if you didn't want the attention I figure you'd just wear an earpiece as a prop. Or you'd wear something that covered your panties.

>what do
2. Panties, why not. Magic items are easier to talk into joining than most people, and most magical girls get a magic item first, teammates second.

If something does blow up in our face... well that's when a Tuxedo Mask is supposed to show up anyways, right?
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No. 809825 ID: ca661e

3
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No. 809876 ID: 7d8417

2. Who knows what sort of magics can be harnessed with the panties of another world?

>>809548
That second one was a copycat.
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No. 809919 ID: 0d1514

>>809747
What would you hack FOR exactly?
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No. 809929 ID: e136ae
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809929

>>809919
Razzay: Well, honestly you don't know what kinds of things you can find hacking until you start. The first step is I try to peek at the code and see what I can exploit. If I find weaknesses I can exploit loopholes or even re-write it -- but if I fuck 'round too much I can break the whole fucking thing. In people's personal domains it's not so bad but for fucking places like this I could accidentally collapse fucking everything and we'd be booted back outside and not be able to re-enter.

I've heard hacking is most useful to just be able to read the code and see what you can do, if you ever need to do it.

Right so if we're looking for panties we need to get some GOOD ones. And just so you know, I do not have penis envy so I'm not looking for any fucking futa nonsense. I don't have anything against futa, I just don't want to personally own a dick.

According to the book, panties to increase my ABILITY or UNUSUAL would probably be the best.

Or tit control. I might be up for that.

>If we can use meta knowledge then we know where one of the hardest working panties in the world are at.

Razzay: Yeah we can. What do you have in mind? Like I'm really relying on your meta here, otherwise I'm just sending Nezzwell on a scan.
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No. 809933 ID: 0d1514

>>809929
Sure then! Hack away! Let's get info.
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No. 809936 ID: c45b7e

>>809929
...enhance knockers.
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No. 809937 ID: 8d4593

Hf has a couple friends, Violet and Lavender Boobhound. They run a sex shop.
Whatever panties Lavender has must be the panties of the fucking gods, lest they would be destroyed many times daily. Her physiology is... absurd.
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No. 809938 ID: 902283

2) Sex-enhancing panties are cheap and relatively safe, go buy some. Go to the wolves, they've got good ^&*(.
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No. 809942 ID: b27cac

>>809936
Yeah, enhance knockers. And then find pantsu of enhance knockers.
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No. 809946 ID: be0718

Enhance knockers! Don't feel too bad about corrupting this place's data, it's only a dime store knockoff of the prime universe.
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No. 809955 ID: 0d1514

>>809946
Personally I think we should try and avoid causing the apocalypse when possible.
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No. 810034 ID: e136ae
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810034

>Hf has a couple friends, Violet and Lavender Boobhound. They run a sex shop.
Whatever panties Lavender has must be the panties of the fucking gods, lest they would be destroyed many times daily. Her physiology is... absurd.

Razzay: So here's the real question -- would the panties fit?

>2) Sex-enhancing panties are cheap and relatively safe, go buy some. Go to the wolves, they've got good ^&*(.

Razzay: I'm not so sure the kind of panties I want are the kind they sell. Kinda look'n to borrow the owner's attributes, y'know?

Suddenly Nezzwell manifests.

Nezzwell: CHILD tell me you aren't considering hacking.

Razzay: I'm definitely considering hacking.

Nezzwell: YOU REALIZE the kinds of danger this invites?

Razzay: For fuck's sake, have you SEEN this place? I'm pretty sure my reputation is just FINE here, nobody's gonna know.

Nezzwell: ONCE YOU START DOWN THIS PATH...

Razzay: I'm not some fucking child. I... for fuck's sake YOU ARE MY FAMILIAR, STOP ARGUING WITH ME!

Nezzwell: I REPRESENT our 143 YEARS ALIVE. YOU have been awake all of 23. I wish to see another 120 years rather than you DOOMING US.

Razzay: Y'know what Nezzwell? FUCK YOU. I do what you want most of the time, this time you're gonna do what I want. Deal with it.

Nezzwell GLARES at you and then vanishes.

Razzay: I just realized the only thing sadder than arguing with yourself is arguing yourself and losing. Not that I lost this time but my track record is kinda shitty.

A serious look crosses her face.

Razzay: Luner. Do me a favour -- let me know if you think I'm starting to lose control. This is a real thing; familiars can take over. People become their own figureheads. When it happens to ordinary people they get diagnosed with a mental illness, people like me get it worse because our familiars much stronger. Like... remember Samantha? I totally think she's starting to lose control. And it's been in the back of my head since I was a little girl. The second time around, I mean. Anyhow...

>Enhance knockers! Don't feel too bad about corrupting this place's data, it's only a dime store knockoff of the prime universe.

Razzay: Oh I know, that's the only reason why I wanna try hacking at all. But if I fuck this place up, BANG, gone. It's not like I'm wrecking the original but it does mean I'm out an option. Got me?

(Next few posts are a bit 'cutscene heavy' but you can still drop suggestions)
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No. 810038 ID: be0718

>Got me?
Got your nose.
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No. 810043 ID: 0d1514

>>810034
Tell Nezwell she's not your real mom
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No. 810061 ID: 4854ef

Sometimes it's good to take risks, life becomes pretty boring if its nothing more then a stale routine.
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No. 810069 ID: 8d4593

If you wanna hack...
There is a possible safe way to do it.
This quest was short, it's world is malleable...
however what's more...
It's creator. It's... god... Is among us. Silently he watches.
We can do better than hacking some knock off world. Why not pull from the real thing?
If you got his attention, maybe you could convince him to give you 'Canon'.
I can't tell you what he would require of you, but I do know how you can get his attention.

There is an establishment in town called "Boobsters". Go there and engage in lascivious actions. Invoke the Apples.
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No. 810088 ID: 81cfad

Instead of direct hacking, you could take advantage of this alternate dimension's stat system and just level up a few times. Theoretically, your level wouldn't carry over to your world, but your body enhancement would.
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No. 810094 ID: e136ae
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810094

Razzay: OK, so the first thing I need to do is check out my SEXUAL attributes!
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No. 810097 ID: e136ae
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810097

Razzay: Seductiveness 4?! What's this BULLSHIT?!

That's fucking the same as that Sporty Futa bitch! What the fuck?! Fucking APPLES fucking chubby chaser.
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No. 810098 ID: e136ae
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810098

Razzay: ASSFUCK BULLSHIT GARBAGE! This bitch has a fucking higher seductiveness stat and she's not chubby and doesn't have any tits at all! FUCKING BULLSHIT FURRY FUCKING APPLES!
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No. 810110 ID: e136ae
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810110

While Razzay opens up her magic mirror to try to find the code, a small figure catches your attention. She has a tiny, girlish voice and even for your sensitive cat ears her voice is barely a whisper.

The Buried One: Don't let her know I'm awake yet.

Meantime, you can hear Razzay cursing. Passers-by actively avoid her.

Razzay: What the FUCK does it mean that I "don't have a seductive personality"?!

What do you do?

1. Ignore Razzay, obtain information from Buried One.
2. Acknowledge Buried One, attempt to explain to Razzay why her personality lacks seduction.
3. Acknowledge Buried One, agree with Razzay that the code is wrong.
4. Something else?
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No. 810120 ID: 3abd97

>>810110
>what do
Play with tiny mammal as cats are wont to do.
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No. 810125 ID: a363ac

>>810110
eat the toy to be hacked up at a later date.
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No. 810140 ID: 9c2d0c

1!!!1!!one
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No. 810144 ID: 24dd1a

2. Nothing could possibly go wrong with this choice!
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No. 810148 ID: be0718

Play with new toy.
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No. 810156 ID: fa8f9d

1. uno, being a dumb cat isnt really funny at this point its kinda just wasting posts
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No. 810179 ID: 0d1514

>>810110
3!
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No. 810187 ID: d36af7

2. Boss, when's the last time you actually went out and successfully seduced somebody? Scratch that, when's the last time you convinced anyone to do anything by means of social interaction, without also paying cash or threatening violence?
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No. 810188 ID: 4854ef

2
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No. 810193 ID: 81cfad

>>810098
Said the 142-year old hag while she &!+(#ed and cursed about seduction levels that happened to be disproportionate to physical appearance.

Razzay, seduction is a PEOPLE SKILL, with slutty actions and charming personality taking a more active role than curves and the weight of breasts! You can't look at a complete idiot who is playing with firearms or stuffing her face full of random diseased hooker drug needles and think "gee wiz, I would love to have sex with this person and there will be no risk of negative consequences whatsoever".

I thought you were smarter than this! Sporty is a jerk, Violet is a cutie, who would YOU want to sleep with first if you had to listen to them all day?! The bust size and other physical attributes may factor in, but seduction is a skill, and it is important to getting laid. DEAL WITH IT.

Just level the @#$% up and put some points there already. No hacking, not this early.
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No. 810273 ID: 600f38

>>810110
1
She's buried because Razzay doesn't want to deal with her, which means she knows the good shit.

Also, does Razzay acknowledge that she's a harsh person with a lot of anger? Pointing out that and seduction being interpersonal charm and NOT physical appearance might help.
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No. 810325 ID: e136ae
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810325

Razzay is too busy cussing out the domain to notice you talking to the Buried One. She smells of fresh, damp earth and clay. She looks like she's made of white rags and her hair from dirty cotton batting.

Buried One: Thank-you.

>She's buried because Razzay doesn't want to deal with her, which means she knows the good shit.

Buried One: Oh, Razzay wasn't the one who buried me. It was something that happened over time. Things like me don't die, but if we are ignored we just get buried. Something happened though -- things started to uncover me. You are the third. Baba Yaga was second. Razzay is and will be the last. But none of them were first. Baba Yaga will not tell.

>Also, does Razzay acknowledge that she's a harsh person with a lot of anger?
Buried One: Baba Yaga knows. Razzay is not ready to listen yet.

The doll looks you over.

Buried One: Can you help me? If I am discovered by the others when so weak they will probably try to bury me again. Encourage Razzay to be brave and curious. Let her hack. That will give me strength. When I am strong enough I will reveal myself to her and I can help you with... whatever it is you need with her. Nezzwell will speak against you and she might start to act against you... subtly... if you earn Razzay's favour. She can't hurt you and she is not strong enough to act against Razzay's will yet, but she is close.

What do you do? Here are some ideas.

1. You may ask the Buried One up to three questions before Razzay will notice you're ignoring her.
2. You get an incoming note from Moxy - "If you really wanna help the Buried One you can offer to bind yourself to her. Don't piss Razzay off too much because if she breaks the bond between the two of you the Buried One's SOL until she rebinds it. The downside is the Buried One WILL be able to vote on actions just like one of you, the upside is she'll be safe from the other familiars and she'll get stronger, faster."
3. End the conversation and talk to Razzay.
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No. 810326 ID: f66698

You are a cat and there is a tiny creature in front of you. Eat it.
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No. 810330 ID: e136ae

>>810326
Actually you are a spirit familiar but with the mortal shell of a cat, speaking to another spirit familiar which you can only see because you are currently bound to Razzay's -- for lack of a better word -- soul. You have a mix of abilities far beyond mortal cats and abilities beyond immortal spirits that while not quite superior to either make you exceptional in a lot of different situations.

Abilities include:
- Cat's sense of hearing, smell, and taste. You cannot taste sweet. The taste of your own ass and feces will not make you puke.
- Cat's fuzziness and soft widdle paws.
- Your spit is a deodorant.
- Nightvision, Spirit Vision, human colour spectrum, movement detection and fine detail vision allowing you to see like a cat without the disadvantages of being colour-blind or being unable to focus on fine details. You can see spirits that are bound to Razzay and really obvious magic that is still invisible to the naked mortal eye.
- The ability to die. This sounds bad but it allows you to escape situations worse than death better than both immortals and most mortals.
- The ability to be revived. This will piss off the people who have to revive you because it's expensive.

Abilities you do not have:
- The ability to eat another spirit familiar. So stop trying.
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No. 810340 ID: 094652

I doubt trusting you of all people is a good idea. Razzay said familiars can take over, and her aspect of recklessness is in the best position for this.

But we'll let her hack, we were planning on it anyway. Let's notify Razzay about this familiar and see if she'll accept her back into the fold.
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No. 810358 ID: 3abd97

No offense, but we haven't known Razzay very long, and I'm not sure we're ready to mess with her spiritual or mental makeup by attempting to push one aspect of her personality over others.

What part of her do you represent, and why do you believe you need greater influence or power?
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No. 810371 ID: 8cb228

I want to help Razzay grow and mature, mentally, emotionally, and spiritually. If I'm going to be helping her that way, it won't be one aspect of her over all others. What are some other useful and positive, but suppressed aspects of her being that you can tell me about, that I can also encourage simultaneously, so she ends up a bit more balanced?
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No. 810403 ID: e136ae
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810403

>Let's notify Razzay about this familiar and see if she'll accept her back into the fold.

The Buried One: If you tell her, the others will know and they will try to bury me again. You are the only one I can talk to for now.

>No offense, but we haven't known Razzay very long, and I'm not sure we're ready to mess with her spiritual or mental makeup by attempting to push one aspect of her personality over others.
>What part of her do you represent, and why do you believe you need greater influence or power?

>I want to help Razzay grow and mature, mentally, emotionally, and spiritually. If I'm going to be helping her that way, it won't be one aspect of her over all others. What are some other useful and positive, but suppressed aspects of her being that you can tell me about, that I can also encourage simultaneously, so she ends up a bit more balanced?

The Buried One: Razzay is already out of balance. I am just trying to survive. This isn't even my real form, it's just all that is left.

She looks defeated.

The Buried One: Telling you flat out who I am goes against my very nature because it denies you the discovery of puzzling it out for yourself, but I can see you won't trust me unless I do. I am the child. I am curiosity, and I am not afraid. I am the part of Razzay that was buried on her second birth because I was the child and the old woman she had become did not want to waste time on childhood. Every secret the old Razzay discovered and passed on to her reborn self denied me that discovery. She never knew me in this second life, even though I was a key advisory in her first. Nezzwell sees me as a threat because I will explore the unknown, and that's dangerous.

It's already one aspect over all others, can't you see that? This withered little doll is all I can manage! This tiny whisper of a voice is all I have! I'm begging for crumbs and you're just hemming and hawing over if it will upset the balance!

With that last outburst, the tiny doll falls exhausted on her bottom and vanishes.
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No. 810420 ID: 600f38

>>810403
Lets hug Buried One next chance we get.
We're going to be her best friend, pushing Razzay into new things until sticking with what she knows seems dull and boring.

... Could we steal Buried One as OUR familiar?
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No. 810425 ID: be0718

Eh, we've coughed up more interesting hairballs.

Let's check back in on Razzay's leg.
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No. 810429 ID: c45b7e

>>810403
The doll seems to be an explorer, and so are we. Our interests are aligned, as it does not want to be static.
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No. 810433 ID: d36af7

Offer to bind with the buried one, per Moxy's advice. Cats and curiosity go together well, at least when there's reincarnation magic available.
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No. 810493 ID: 8beaac

>>810403
Soooo, if you are wat i think you are, am i going to be killed by you?
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No. 810511 ID: 9c2d0c

Hmm, Buried One is the only familiar with a hope of getting around the anti-stagnation directive of the the immortality police. Actively seeking new things and not being afraid of change will keep Nem away for a long time.
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No. 810585 ID: 844e25

>>810403
THEN THE BARGAIN IS STRUCK, LET US ALIGN OUR SELVES AND BE PARTNERS.
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No. 810676 ID: e136ae
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810676

>... Could we steal Buried One as OUR familiar?
No.
>>810433
>>810493
>>810511
>>810585

Too late; the Buried One has hidden herself. Razzay is already glancing your way.

Razzay: What's up cat? You've been TOO fucking quiet, what're you up to?

1. Tell Razzay the reason her seduction rating is crap is because her personality is crap. She should find someone to teach her the art of seduction - probably Horny Futa.

2. Ask Razzay if she's figured out how to hack her Seduction skill.
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No. 810683 ID: 0d1514

>>810676
1 But try to say it nicer.
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No. 810684 ID: 7fad5d

1. "If you want to seduce people learn to manage your anger better. Try asking Horny Futa for tips."
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No. 810685 ID: e136ae

>>810683
Collectively as Luner, you have tendency to do things the cat way -- mostly obnoxious and then covering with bunting. So if you want to be nicer, you're going to have to include the rephrasing in your suggestion.
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No. 810704 ID: 23cc74

1) * Enhance Knockers ~= More Sexy

Remember kids, math doesn't have to be an exact art if your equation allows the estimated mapping of an infinite number of potential answers! Unless you're in High School.
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No. 810705 ID: be0718

2. Her personality's a lost cause.
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No. 810723 ID: 0d1514

>>810676
"have you tried being nicer and saying shit less and lifting your tail to expose your genitals?"
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No. 810743 ID: c45b7e

>>810676
2. its fun to explore.
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No. 810754 ID: 8d4593

1. Because we have to live with her after we leave this world.
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No. 810755 ID: b5ad18

"The reason your seduction is so low is your anger management issue, not any physical limitations. You can try to hack it better, get some training in seduction, like from Horny Futa, or ideally, do both. I'd suggest both."
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No. 810770 ID: e136ae
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810770

>"The reason your seduction is so low is your anger management issue, not any physical limitations. You can try to hack it better, get some training in seduction, like from Horny Futa, or ideally, do both. I'd suggest both."

Razzay: What the fuck are you talking about 'anger management issue'? I'm a mother-fucking witch, I'm green, I'm fucking wicked.

Horny Futa is just leaving the building and Razzay turns to ask her what you're talking about, but her train of thought derails into a nearby chasm upon seeing HF's face.

Horny Futa: 'sup?

After a few moments, Razzay collects herself and speaks.

Razzay: Y'... y'got a little something on your face.

Horny Futa: That's because I won.

Razzay: Do I want to know what the losers look like?

Horny Futa: The loser looks Like Sporty Futa.

Razzay: Does that include more or less jizz?

Horny Futa: Less but that's only because I'm nicer.

Razzay: Would you like a hankie?

Horny Futa: Please.

Razzay reaches into her cleavage and pulls out another hankie and Horny Futa wipes her face down.

Horny Futa: So what's up, hot stuff?

Razzay: Two things. One is that I wanted to see if you were interested in joining a squad of magical girls. We need someone to be "Tuxedo Mask" but we also have all the other Sailor Scout positions open, and I thought you'd be qualified for either-or, given you've got all the appropriate parts.

Horny Futa: Got my attention, babe. How does it pay?

Razzay: ... huh, I'm not really sure. Like basically I'm only here because a bunch of magical creatures sent me a cat that's a male version of Luna and a magic book so I'm ASSUMING they'll take care of shit like that.

Horny Futa: Well... I kinda just aced an interview for a paying gig...

Razzay's attention is caught by something and she pulls out a small hand mirror from her cleavage.

Horny Futa: ... but you kinda have my attention because of your cleavage of holding...

Razzay says "Mirror, mirror" and you hear Moxy's voice.

:iconmoxy:
Moxy: Merchandising and porn.

Razzay: What?

:iconmoxy:
Moxy: That's how magical girls make money. Merchandising and/or porn.

Horny Futa: You got my full attention.

Razzay looks down between Horny Futa's legs.

Razzay: I can see. The OTHER thing is that according to SEXUAL my Seduction stat is BULLSHIT. My stupid cat says I have fucking anger issues and that's why it's low.

You are able to tell that Horny Futa is using her stat-o-vision on Razzay, but she just shrugs at the results.

Horny Futa: Sorry, but it doesn't say WHY your Seduction is low. I mean, it's not that bad. Why don't you try to seduce me and maybe that will explain it? Also maybe tell me who you are, besides some random green chick who is looking to employ magical girls?

What do you suggest?

1. Seduce Horny Futa
2. Try to hack her stats.
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No. 810773 ID: 8d4593

Engage SEDUCTION MODE!
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No. 810777 ID: be0718

Try to hack her stats.
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No. 810782 ID: c45b7e

>>810770
hack them stats. Enhance knockers.
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No. 810792 ID: 3abd97

>I'm a mother-fucking witch, I'm green, I'm fucking wicked.
Sure, nothing wrong with that. It's just, that kind of aggressive confrontationalness can work against an attempted seduction. It just comes down to what's important to you.

>What do you suggest?
You might want to figure out if hacking your stats just changes the way people in this world react to you, or if that means you just programmed the universe to rewrite your brain before you consider hacking them.
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No. 810793 ID: b5ad18

Seduce her, and then talk about all the cool shit you can do with hacking. Maybe even seduce her by showing how l33t you are?
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No. 810822 ID: 600f38

>>810770
Seduction!
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No. 810823 ID: ca661e

Seduce
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No. 810827 ID: 600f38

>>810403
Next time, lets show support for Buried One by binding with her.
Her goals align with ours and Moxie has never steered us wrong.
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No. 810832 ID: e136ae
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810832

Razzay attempts to seduce Horny Futa.

Horny Futa: That's a good start.

There is an awkward silence. Passer-bys rubber-neck. Horny Futa waits. Razzay jiggles her tits.

Horny Futa: That's it?

Razzay: Well, what else would I need to do? I can already tell it's working.

Horny Futa: Well it's a good START but if that's all you know then there's a reason why your Seduction is only 4.

Razzay wiggles her tits again.

Horny Futa: Do you want me to say they're nice tits, babe?

Razzay nods.

Horny Futa: You dirty jade-skinned sex muffin, those are supremely nice tits. I bet they're sensitive and sensational too.
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No. 810833 ID: 9c2d0c

>>810832
...wasn't there a hanky at some point?
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No. 810834 ID: e136ae
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810834

Horny Futa: In fact... let's just go...

... in ...

for a little ...
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No. 810835 ID: e136ae
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810835

Horny Futa: But after I clean off my face.
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No. 810836 ID: 7fad5d

>>810835
There you go, Razzay. Put some effort into it, make a game out of the process instead of just stripping.

Also, be sure to ask what she thinks of your tits at some point to validate your breast envy coping mechanism.
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No. 810837 ID: e136ae
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810837

Art slip: Yup, I forgot I already said Horny Futa wiped her face off. Well that was an editing flaw, she hasn't yet but will shortly.

Razzay pauses for a moment.

Razzay: WAIT WHAT? You don't just stop there! FUCK ME!

Horny Futa smiles.

Razzay: WHAT? WHY ARE YOU... oh. Hmmm.

Horny Futa: You've been around before, right?

Razzay: Well yeah, back in witch's school. When I wasn't working on my studies I was look'n for action.

Horny Futa: And you mean to tell me you've never had to seduce someone?

Razzay: I have nice tits.

Horny Futa: ... point. But obviously you've never paid attention to what your partner was doing either.

Razzay: ... nooooo ...

Moxy gently pings you.

:iconmoxy:
Moxy: OK, so here's the deal. Right now is special, you can influence this at no cost. The energy cost to influence this situation is actually com'n off Razzay's reserves but Baba Yaga has OK'd the use, which means Razzay is OKing it indirectly.

Influence the scene

1. Invite Horny Futa back to Razzay's place to teach her seduction. You will leave Horny Futa Quest and return to the base Quest world, and will be officially recruiting her for one of two possible Sailor Scout positions (Tuxedo Mask or one of the scouts). Time will stand still within Horny Futa's world until she returns. Art style will return to Razzay standard.

2. Let Horny Futa finish cleaning up, and have her teach Razzay the art of seduction at her apartment. You will travel directly to it.

3. Let Horny Futa finish cleaning up, and have her teach Razzay the art of seduction at the sex shop. While Razzay doesn't know much about it she did enough snooping to figure out supporting cast like Violet and Lavender.

4. Let Horny Futa finish cleaning up, and have her teach Razzay the art of seduction inside with the secretary and Sporty Futa.
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No. 810838 ID: 7fad5d

Damn, no activity for half an hour and then the actual update right after I post.

1. Let's keep their attention focused on each other for the time being, best way to make sure Razzay learns, and I'm curious what Horny looks like in Razzay's style.
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No. 810846 ID: 0d1514

2!
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No. 810848 ID: ca661e

1
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No. 810859 ID: 8d4593

One!
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No. 810876 ID: e136ae
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810876

Razzay asks if Horny Futa would like to head back to her place. She agrees. Razzay consults the book, fiddles with something and then tells Horny to follow her back through the corporate doors.

HF starts to object but Razzay just grabs her hand and pulls her through, with you following close behind...

... and you're home.

Horny Futa is shocked!

HF: Are my tits smaller?

Razzay: ... Maybe more in proportion, but they're still looking pretty good as far as I can tell.

HF: So this is your home?

Razzay: Yup.

HF: You live in some secret room in Big Business Inc?

Razzay: What? No. I'm a witch, I pulled some magic junk and used the doorway as a portal. It's complex shit. You're just in my world now. Things are a little different, but really considering my world's got bat girls and a guy named Johnny who might originally came from yours...

HF: Does he have a vagina under his balls?

Razzay: No ...

HF: Probably not then.

Razzay: ... but he's a master of sex and has a huge dick.

HF: Good lay?

Razzay: Fucking AMAZING.

HF: How did you seduce him?

Razzay: He offered to fuck me. I took my top off and said yes.

HF: I think I'm beginning to see why you don't have much seduction knowledge.

In the meantime, you are still influencing the situation. Please note that now that Razzay is back in her own world, she will not be able to see her "SEXUAL" stats anymore.

What do you suggest?

1. Horny Futa should guide Razzay into seducing her.
2. Horny Futa should seduce Razzay she should just pay attention to what she does.
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No. 810877 ID: 7fad5d

1. Depending on how it goes, it'll either be funnier or more productive.
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No. 810901 ID: 8d4593

1 maen.
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No. 810928 ID: e136ae
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810928

Horny Futa: OK Razzay, seduce me.

Razzay: Seduce you, huh?

Horny Futa: Get me out of my clothes without showing me your tits.

Razzay pauses.

Razzay: Can I get help?

Horny Futa chuckles.

Horny Futa: Sure. If you're stuck I can guide you. If I decided to give you a final exam then you're on your own.

Razzay: Wait, you're my mentor in seduction now?

HORNY FUTA IS NOW RAZZAY'S MENTOR IN SEDUCTION.

Razzay: OK then.

What do you suggest?

1. Call on Charlie for help.
2. Ask Horny Futa for help.
3. Let Razzay try something on her own.
4. Suggest something for Razzay to try.
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No. 811013 ID: 0d1514

>>810928
3!
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No. 811014 ID: 7fad5d

Eh, 3 I guess.
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No. 811041 ID: 600f38

>>810928
3.
The best way to learn is by doing, and mistakes are useful teaching moments.
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No. 811071 ID: e136ae
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811071

Razzay hikes up her already short skirt and shakes her ass at Horny Futa.

Razzay: You wanna fuck this ass? Yeah you do. You wanna fuck this ass. Fuck this ass. You want my ass. Yeah you do.
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No. 811082 ID: e136ae
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811082

Horny Futa: We need to work on your hot talk.

Razzay: What? What's wrong with it?

Horny Futa: You sound like a nerd.

Razzay: I'm a FUCKIN' WITCH!

Horny Futa: A fuck'n witch NERD. OK, there's two things wrong here. One, you've made it all about you, but if you're trying to seduce someone you gotta make it about THEM. Putting someone in the mood means making them feel sexy, even while you're putting on the sexy moves. You move fine, but damn girl -- you can't come up with anything but 'fuck my ass'?

Razzay: Don't you?

Horny Futa: I'm Horny Futa. Of course I do. I'm always up for fine steak, but your steak's got no sizzle.

Razzay: BULLSHIT my steak has LOTS OF SIZZLE! I HAVE A HOT ASS! It's sizzling like a motherfucker!!

Horny Futa sighs.

Horny Futa: You gotta sell it, girl. Right now you're just shaking a steak in front of me like I'm a starving dog.

Razzay: ... but ...

Horny Futa: THAT IS NOT THE POINT. You need to sell the steak to people who are NOT starving dogs too, if you want your Seduction skill to go up! Like... like what if I was my brother Chaste Futa? He'd just turn away from your hot ass because he sucks. But you have to sell your ass so well that he can't help but stare at it!

Razzay: How?

Horny Futa: Don't you read girl porn?

Razzay: Yeah.

Horny Futa: You gotta TEASE. And you gotta make me feel sexy too. So you say how much your ass needs my big, thick futa-cock. You gotta say how well your tight, wet pussy needs to be filled by my sexy hard futa cock. You gotta sell the goods while prim'n my pump. Tell me how hard I'm gonna cum, and what nasty things you can do to please me. Fill me with desire!
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No. 811085 ID: e136ae
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811085

Razzay: ... what nasty things?

Horny Futa: Oh, things like getting my futa cock all slick and wet in your hot pussy and then sucking it clean. Swallowing every drop of my load. Sucking on my tits. Letting me push you to the ground, force your legs apart and impaling you on my futa-spear.

Razzay: H... how... do... um... how do you feel about anal?

Horny Futa: It's OK. I'm better with my secret technique Cyrillic orgasm spell on the clit thought.

Razzay: C-Cyrillic orgasm spell?

Horny Futa: Are you suffering form a horniness penalty?

Razzay's horniness has increased; she has incurred a horniness penalty of stammering.

Horny Futa's Dick: Oh yeah, look how wet she is. We gotta tap that.

Razzay: D-did your dick just talk?

Horny Futa: Yeah.

Razzay: I was j-just checking.


What do you suggest next?

1. Clear Razzay & Horny Futa's horniness.
2. Have Razzay take a second shot at seduction.
3. Call on Charlie for help.
4. Ask Horny Futa for help.
5. Suggest something for Razzay to try.
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No. 811088 ID: 600f38

>>811085
Razzay: Seduction is about other people, and making them realize they want you.
With that in mind, think about what HF wants, and what you can offer her. Then try again.
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No. 811103 ID: e136ae

>>811088
If you want to offer her advice, you need to be specific. You may assume Raz won't immediately repeat the same mistakes.
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No. 811124 ID: fa8f9d

5. Try light touches on the body without full touching genitalia while performing normally innocent activities Such as bending over to pick up the remote or fanning yourself off while also revealing some cleavege.
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No. 811125 ID: 8895f8

>>811085
Raz, you need to harness your intellect for this. You're a smart girl. Grab her chin, make her look in your eyes, make her stare at you as you run your hands down her body. Describe what you feel, tell her how it makes you feel, and keep going. End with your hand between her legs.

Be into it. You got this.
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No. 811157 ID: e136ae
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811157

Razzay thinks for a moment. She grabs Horny's chin, make her look in her eyes, and makes her stare at her as she runs her hands down Horny's body.

Razzay sounds like she's reading from a script: S-so you're a s-sexy futa chick. Yeah, you like my s-soft touch. I s-see you look'n at my j-juicy t-tits. You w-wanna put 'em in your mouth n' suck 'em, yeah? F-fucking bite them. I w-wanna lick all l-lover them. I w-want to suck your b-big cock n' put it in m-my t-tight pussy.

Razzay looks at Horny and tries a smile.

Razzay: S-so how was that?

Horny smiles politely and you see that even though she doesn't mean to, it sucks the wind right out of Razzay's Sails. Even in your cat form you can tell she's pretty terrible at hot talk. You know Razzay's not stupid but you have to wonder what's the problem here.

:iconmoxy:
Moxy: Don't mind me butt'n in here but two things. One, Razzay can't seem to express herself verbally worth shit. I think she swears a blue streak because she can't think of anything else. Two, Razzay reminds me of an old friend of mine. If she's got the same problem, Razzay's got issues letting her guard down. Talk'n from the heart makes her feel vulnerable. And hot talk means letting people know what turns her on, and that's personal, and she doesn't like it.

Moxy thinks for a bit.

Moxy: Y'know what? I don't think Razzay's got any real friends that weren't from her first life and since she's 143 I don't need to tell you how much she's got in common with them now. I doubt she even realizes this. I think maybe Razzay needs to just go out and HANG with Horny Futa for a bit and make a friend for once. She seems pretty easy to get along with.

So ... I guess the only thing you need to decide is what you should advise:

1. They should go on a date.
2. They should explore Horny Futa world together.
3. They should explore Razzay's world together.
4. They should explore a new world together.

(and for those of you wanting porn... Horny Futa will be taking care of that shortly)
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No. 811158 ID: 8895f8

A date in Horny Futa's world. Drugs, drinks, anything to loosen up.
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No. 811161 ID: 7fad5d

4.
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No. 811174 ID: d6afc2

>>811157
4. preferably a world from Kaktus. Rust for example
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No. 811176 ID: 600f38

>>811157
1,4
Date in a new world.
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No. 811274 ID: ceb42b

>>811174
What was that from exactly?
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No. 811390 ID: 094652

4 pick this up later next world plz
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No. 811391 ID: be0718

How about we multitask and Razzay does 4 while HF does 2.
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No. 811451 ID: e136ae
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811451

While you are debating on where to go next, Horny Futa thinks it is best for them to relieve their Horniness Penalties.

Horny Futa's secret stimulating technique involving the Cyrillic alphabet proves most effective and Razzay climaxes in only a few minutes.
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No. 811452 ID: e136ae
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811452

Razzay returns the favour.

Horny Futa: Baby, for someone who's not so great at talk'n you sure do know how to use your mouth well!

Razzay might not have much experience with too many real-life partners but she makes up for it with enthusiasm.

Horny Futa: Wait, slow down baby. You promised me vagina, I want some.
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No. 811459 ID: e136ae
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811459

Horny rolls Razzay on to her side, spreading her legs and propping one up on to her shoulder. Then she straddles the other and begins to grind into the young witch.

It's obvious Razzay isn't one of those hydrophobic witches as her juices are everywhere, and they're soon mixing with Horny's.

Razzay begins to mutter to herself in a trembling voice.

Horny Futa: What's that? Speak up!

Razzay shakes her head. Horny Futa responds by slowing down.

Razzay: H-hey! D-don't stop!

Horny Futa: Then you need to speak up. What's with all that muttering?

Razzay: I-it's good.

Horny Futa: Then lemmie hear it.

Razzay: ... f-fuck me.

Horny Futa begins to thrust a little faster. She reaches down and begins to play with Razzay's clit.

Razzay: Y-you fuck'n bitch, f'fuck'n slam me!

Horny Futa moves just slightly faster.

Razzay: R-ream me with that big h-hot cock of yours!

Horny Futa: Tell me whose pussy this is.

Razzay: Your pussy! You own me, slamfuck this cunt, fucking whorestud!

Horny Futa begins to pound Razzay with renewed vigor with a slight smirk on her face.

Horny Futa: You're gett'n there.

Razzay: I'm ALMOST THERE you hot fuck'n cockbitch fuckmachine!

Razzay climaxes first, Horny shortly thereafter.

Horniness Penalties have decreased; while Razzay's is now zero Horny Futa's have just decreased.
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No. 811482 ID: e136ae
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811482

Horny Futa: Feeling better?
Razzay: I need a nap. And a shower. In either order.

One nap & shower later... (oh yeah, Razzay blew HF in the shower, but enough with the porn)

Razzay: So the cat wants us to go explore some new world or something.

Horny Futa: What for?

Razzay: I dunno, I'm anti-social or something. Anyhow, I still don't know if you should be Tuxedo Mask or Sailor Venus. You could work for either. Especially since you're my mentor now or something.

Horny Futa: Doesn't Sailor Venus have some tragic backstory?

Razzay: You got fuck'n fired from Boobsters then maced and covered in jizz and you're broke.

Horny Futa: You're right, I have the most tragic back-story! Well, I'd be honored to be Sailor Venus! Are you Sailor Jupiter?

Razzay: I WISH! Naw, I think I have to be Sailor Moon or some shit.

Horny Futa: Too bad, Sailor Jupiter is the best.

Razzay: THE BEST.

Horny Futa: I like your bootleg naked Sailor Jupiter poster.

Razzay: Thanks! I like how you have lots of pineapple in your diet.

Horny Futa: Thanks!

Where to now?

1. Go to Coxwette, attempt to recruit Chuck for Tuxedo Mask.

2. Go to Enemy Quest, attempt to recruit Zach as Tuxedo Mask, and inquire if the girls might like to fill some of the other rolls.

3. Go to Magic West, try to recruit Rene as Sailor Mars.

4. Go to Dungeer, attempt to recruit Hin as Sailor Jupiter.
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No. 811483 ID: 7fad5d

Nice, she's got better tits than yours.

1. Coxwette for Chuck.
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No. 811484 ID: a363ac

>>811482
2. we gotta get that black guy!
Kitty run away from Razzy for a little bit don't let her touch you up for like 10 updates. Everyone else is okay just Razzy can't touch.
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No. 811498 ID: be0718

Go to Dungeer(sic).
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No. 811503 ID: 8080e6

1, and give HF's nipple a nice sucking while you're at it.
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No. 811504 ID: ca661e

>>811482
1
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No. 811522 ID: 094652

Option Quack: Go to Necroquest for villains
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No. 811526 ID: e136ae
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811526

Razzay: OK then, it's off to Coxwette! I've done some reading up on our possible destinations and we're gonna want fuck'n weapons for all of them.

Razzay retrieves an ENCHANTED SAWED-OFF SHOTGUN. Using the enchantments on this weapon requires INFLUENTIAL ENERGY, but Razzay has a good supply; the amount of porn shown recently has helped.

Horny Futa: Oooo, do I get one?

Razzay: Do you have firearms training?

Horny Futa: No...

Razzay: Then you're not using one. I do have this.

Horny Futa: A cricket bat?

Razzay: It's enchanted too.

Horny Futa: A +1 cricket bat?

Razzay: ... yeah, actually.

Horny Futa: Seriously? You ARE a nerd.

Razzay: Yeah. It actually influences the chances of striking your target. Probability is cheap and fuck'n impossible to detect, so I don't have to worry about some bullshit. I mean, I don't think that's gonna happen in Coxwette but doesn't hurt to be careful. More importantly, it will kill shit that won't die normally. Oh... and umm...

Horny Futa: What?

Razzay: Normally I recharge the thing, but it's possible for you recharge it yourself.

Horny Futa: How?

Razzay: Use it sexually.

Horny Futa: This is the best magic weapon ever.
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No. 811530 ID: fa8f9d

Shouldn't we get hf a different outfit? She isn't too far from our body type.
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No. 811589 ID: e136ae
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811589

Razzay performs the same ritual as before. You follow her and Horny Futa through the door and into Coxwette.

It's night time when you arrive, and very quiet. Razzay the Raccoon immediately picks up on this.

Razzay: Huh, looks like there's trouble about. Are you two ready for action?

You can't help but notice your point of view is a lot higher up.

Horny Futa -- now a goat girl -- also notices something.

What do you do?

1. Ask for a blow job.
2. Say nothing and pretend like nothing's changed.
3. Get frisky with Horny Futa behind Razzay's back.
4. Just tell Razzay about the change.
5. Something else?
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No. 811591 ID: a363ac

>>811589
5. Run away from the group to cause havoc and sun on a rock.
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No. 811594 ID: 10ac15

...2
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No. 811595 ID: 600f38

>>811589
2.
Later, after Razzay is frustrated by us not telling her about the change, we can seduce HF while Razzay isn't looking.
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No. 811598 ID: a363ac

>>811591
Smik tells me I need to add more havoc lets go then : run around and run through any open door you see if remains open longer than 2 seconds, rub on peoples legs and knock over any glass object you see smaller than your head, when the cops come after us roll over on our back and present belly then when the hand comes with-in biting range attack it with all four limbs and bolt on all fours, after leading the cops on a chase for a while climb a tree and refuse to get down till someone comes up after us and then jump down and aim for the library and tear all the stuff up.
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No. 811621 ID: 98106b

4
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No. 811642 ID: 9ec5f4

2
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No. 811645 ID: d6afc2

>>811589
4. but don't be pushy. We're been tolt to wait, we wait.
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No. 811654 ID: 8d4593

2

Meow.
Head Bump.
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No. 811655 ID: 7fad5d

2, but I wouldn't reject HF if she's in the mood.
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No. 811656 ID: ca661e

>>811589
2 all the way
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No. 811675 ID: e136ae
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811675

Razzay: Heads up, one of the fuck'n reverends has sensed us already. Probably 'cause I'm a fuck'n witch. I wonder if they can also sense the fuck'n pain coming their way.

You: Meow!

Razzay: You just stay the fuck outta the way, Luner. I don't want you gett'n hurt. This is serious shit.

Horny Futa glances at you and smiles. It's clear she's going to play along with your little game.

Horny Futa: Whatcha want me to do?

Razzay: Watch my back. I am pretty sure the enchantment will work, but look for an exit just in case. Fuck'n deadites are so fuck'n cocky and that's how I'm gonna fuck'n kill 'em, but I'm not going to let fuck'n overconfidence hurt us.

Horny Futa: You swear a lot.
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No. 811676 ID: e136ae

>>811675
Author Note: Don't be alarmed if Razzay's hair isn't always coloured in. It's not significant, it's me being lazy.
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No. 811681 ID: e136ae
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811681

Razzay opens fire. The shotgun doesn't fire a proper slug or shot but instead seems to fire a swarm of fire-fly like points of light that leave at a speed visible to the naked eye, but after a moment speed towards their target like a proper firearm projectile.

The shot staggers the reverend and it shrieks, dropping the saber and clutching its face in pain. The other two reverends near by immediately turn towards the group of you.

Razzay: Not bad, but it should be fuck'n dead by now.

She cocks the shotgun but no shells are ejected.

Razzay: OK, I can hold them at bay for now but we need something fuck'n stronger to finish them. I can boost the gun if one of my familiars help. Whatcha think?

What do you suggest?

1. Get Charlie to boost the gun.
2. Get Nezzwell to boost the gun.
3. Hack the gun to specialize the shot.
4. Just keep unloading until they drop.
5. Suggest a different tactic.
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No. 811709 ID: 3abd97

We're a familiar, can we boost the gun?

If the reverends are weak to lewds though, Charlie is lewder than Nezzwell or Baba Yaga.
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No. 811732 ID: e136ae
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811732

>>811709

>We're a familiar, can we boost the gun?

Razzay: You're a physical familiar, which means you'd have to actually hold the fuck'n gun in your widdle kitty paws. Not gonna happen.

>If the reverends are weak to lewds though, Charlie is lewder than Nezzwell or Baba Yaga.

Razzay: I can't get Baba Yaga to do SHIT. Charlie! Give me a hand!

Charlie: Yeah, boss?

Razzay: Luner says these things hate lewds, so load up the nastiest shit you got.

Charlie: Ummm... OK boss. Don't know too many things that die from lewds though.

Razzay: Just do it.

Charlie: OK but I think it's a waste of good energy.

Razzay: Oh, I think Horny will take care of that.

Oh, and speaking of Horny, she's currently giving you a blow job. She whispered something about having a cunning plan but she'd need a mouth full of jizz first.

It's a very good blow job.

What do you do?

1. This is a brilliant plan. Try to continue your humanoid incognito as best you can by very quietly having an massive climax.

2. This is a brilliant plan. Fuck trying to pretend to be a cat, grab Horny by her new goat horns and give her both barrels.

3. This is a terrible plan but you'll allow it.

4. This is a terrible plan and you will politely decline any additional blow job.

5. Something else?
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No. 811733 ID: 0d1514

>>811732
1!
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No. 811734 ID: 7fad5d

3. The entertaining kind of terrible. Is there actually any difference between 3 and 1 other than our attitude?
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No. 811742 ID: e136ae

>>811734
No, not really. I mean it decides your face for the results. If Horny's plan works and you thought the plan is brilliant you will get a "Deal with it" face. If you think the plan is terrible but it works you will be surprised but delighted. If it doesn't work you will have a "Doesn't matter, had sex" face regardless.
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No. 811743 ID: 600f38

>>811732
1, 3
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No. 811744 ID: f97b68

3. this IS a terrible plan but to be completely honest, i cannot think of anythings else so...
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No. 811786 ID: be5b3f

1
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No. 811833 ID: e136ae
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811833

It is an excellent blow job. Horny clearly knows what she is doing. The ball play was a nice touch.

This of coarse draws the attention of the reverends. Razzay is able to keep them at bay with her sawed-off. But what with this body being a virgin and all and with you watching as much sex as you have, plus Horny's excellent oral skills it takes very little time before you've blown your load into Horny's mouth.

She then proceeds to spit it upon the approaching monster.
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No. 811834 ID: e136ae
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811834

The reverend stops dead in its tracks.
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No. 811835 ID: e136ae
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811835

Reverend: ... is this cum?
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No. 811836 ID: e136ae
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811836

Horny Futa: Fresh, virgin cat boy cum.
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No. 811837 ID: e136ae
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811837

Reverend: You ... just spit cum on me?!
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No. 811838 ID: e136ae
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811838

Reverend: I HAVE BEEN SHOT. STABBED. BURNED. DROWNED. I HAVE HAD HORRORS INFLICTED UPON ME. I HAVE LIVED WITHIN THE VERY DOMAIN OF DEATH ITSELF. AND YOU DARE DEFILE ME IN SUCH A MANNER?
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No. 811839 ID: e136ae
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811839

Reverend: Look, if you're not going to take this seriously then fuck this shit, I'm out. I put up with a lot of bullshit, I don't have to take people spitting cum on me. I'm done.

The monster promptly turns around and begins to wander off, muttering indignantly to itself.

When it reaches the hill, it turns around.

Reverend: Just for the record, what you did was SEXUAL ASSAULT! FUCK YOU!

It then wanders off into the night.
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No. 811842 ID: 110ea0

I forgot that these worlds are like noncannon alts
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No. 811843 ID: a363ac

>>811839
Play victory_music.mp3
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No. 811847 ID: 844e25

>>811839
It was the best plan.
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No. 811850 ID: f97b68

Well. Now I just feel bad. Told you that was a bad idea. Well, I guess it worked anyway.
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No. 811884 ID: 3abd97

>>811839
Is sexual assault acceptable use of force in self defense versus deadly force?

Oh well, legal questions of that nature don't matter in a town with only two cops and no judges.

Onward to find some recruits?
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No. 811890 ID: e136ae

>>811842
:iconmoxy:
Moxy: Well of course they're non-canon. We're not gonna risk an original world.

Author Note: I'd only use a canon world with author permission. It's not like I should ask RML for the nitty-gritty details of her world just to do a silly quest with a panty witch and spoil the myster.

If you're itching for some of the nitty gritty details I will open up a discussion thread called "Razzay's Grimoire". Suffice to say, this is Smikverse being overlayed on top of Coxwette because I have to fill in the blanks somehow.

Short version, Razzay could still hurt reverends even in canon mode simply because magic use is a lot more common where she comes from. It's the equivalent to a hacker showing up to trouble-shoot the malware-plagued network of the old folks' home.

Conversely, Razzay will be at a disadvantage if she goes to Dungeoneer because magic is more common and there are trained combatants. Razzay isn't a trained combatant, she's a witch nerd with a foul mouth and a hot body who knows how to shoot a gun.

As to Horny... well there's a bit more beyond "rule of funny" going on there too.

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No. 811905 ID: e136ae
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811905

Razzay: I guess we can move on now. After I shot this one with Charlie's help it went and stabbed itself in the head. Guess it couldn't handle such lewd thoughts. Doesn't look dead-dead though.

She looks at you over her shoulder.

Razzay: How long did you really think you'd be able to hide your new shape from me anyhow? It's not like I thought Horny would blow an actual fuck'n cat. Nice dick, by the way.

So anyhow, you must know this fuck'n place better than me. Where do we find Chuck?


Where do you suggest?

1. Town Hall.
2. Plath House.
3. Davey's Place.
4. Purposely lead Razzay someone else to either recruit a different character as a Sailor Scout or to just get laid.
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No. 811908 ID: 3abd97

>nice dick
Nice tail.

>Where do we find Chuck?
Probably balls deep in one of the local girls.

Let's try town hall? (I want to see how Snayor reacts to a belligerent outside context magic user).
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No. 811926 ID: a363ac

>>811905
go to Davey to recruit a horse girl
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No. 811931 ID: 094652

Town hall, banging the mayor while these undead roam the streets. Explains why she isn't using occult magic to banish them right now.
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No. 811954 ID: f0aed7

>>811905
What do you mean, 'hide'? We weren't hiding anything! Not our fault you didn't turn around till just now.
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No. 811955 ID: 9c2d0c

Turtle greets newcomers, right?
find turtle.
recruit turtle.
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No. 811965 ID: 600f38

>>811905
1
Ask at Town Hall. Then you can go be an Outside Context Problem.
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No. 812023 ID: e136ae
File 149904621688.jpg - (139.29KB , 640x720 , RQ_Cox_CityHall.jpg )
812023

You suggest Town Hall, which makes sense since it's the closest building.

Outside, the cloaked figure of one of the reverends is hammering on the door.

Reverend: OPEN THE DOOR! In the NAME OF GOD, I DEMAND you open this door! I INSIST on speaking with YOUR MAYOR about a SERIOUS OFFENCE of SEXUAL ASSAULT and MISCONDUCT!

A muffled voice can barely be heard. You can't catch the retort.

Reverend: WHO AM I?! I'm REVEREND.... REVEREND.... LOOK IT DOESN'T MATTER WHICH REVEREND I AM, I'M A REVEREND! Which means you have a duty to GOD to OPEN THIS DOOR!

Razzay turns to Horny Futa.

Razzay: OK, what the fuck did you do to him?

Horny: I spat a big mouthful of cum on him.

Razzay: Huh. What in the name of fuck made you think that was a good idea?

Horny: Luner said they were allergic to lewds. What could be lewder?

Razzay: Yeah but then he wouldn't be... it wouldn't make him LUCID. Or it SHOULDN'T.

What do you suggest?

1. Get Nezzwell to scan the reverend.
2. Have Razzay scan the reverend, see if she can hack him.
3. Just shoot him with the sawed-off.
4. Shoot him with Charlie-infused rounds.
5. Talk to the reverend.
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No. 812067 ID: a363ac

>>812023
touch him with your penis they are murderers torturing them is fun.
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No. 812069 ID: e136ae

>>812067
Probably still not a good idea to put your penis so close to it.
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No. 812072 ID: 7fad5d

We have other reverends to shoot, let's experiment on this one a bit. He seems unusual enough.

2.
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No. 812076 ID: d613cd

>>812023
The solution is to spit more cum on him.
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No. 812186 ID: 16807d

4) Shoot his arms off. Capture him alive and use him as a bargaining chip to trade with the Snayor.
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No. 812292 ID: 600f38

>>812023
2.
Max out your Outside Context Problem potential.
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No. 812303 ID: d36af7

Ask the reverend where Charlemagne Llewellyn is. You came here to recruit him, and the sooner he accepts that job offer, the sooner all this gratuitous lewdness will stop being the revs' problem.
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No. 812333 ID: e136ae
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812333

It seems there is a different indicator effect when Razzay applies her connection to the Third Eye Network within Coxwette.

Razzay: Huh. Someone's already hacked this reverend.
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No. 812337 ID: 3abd97

>>812333
That's interesting. The natives shouldn't be doing that, right? Either someone from here is taking a hell of a risk, or someone else from outside is also here.
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No. 812353 ID: e136ae
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812353

Harold Pal: WELL AIN'T THIS a surprise! We haven't had such a PRETTY PAIR of new visitors in a turtle's age! PRETTY AS A PEACH... and... as ... well I guess you're more like an avocado, ain't ya honey? Oh, and... boy! Where's your clothes? Now what's all your names?

Razzay narrows her eyes but says nothing. She makes a quick waving motion with her left hand -- the one that's not gripping the stock of the sawed-off in its carrier -- but you're not quite sure what she means by it.

And you feel a sudden rush of energy -- now that you have a physical form, it feels like a burst of caffeine. Razzay has transferred 10 points of Influential Energy to you. You can use this to influence probability.

What do you do?

1. Introduce everyone real friendly like.
2. Bunt Harold Pal.
3. Make a 'blow job' gesture to Horny.
4. Make a 'bashing' gesture to Horny.
5. Do nothing for now.
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No. 812354 ID: 9c2d0c

interesting. Jizz hack? Changed his behavior to be more.. I want to say "human," but.. maybe we better go with just "less monster"
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No. 812358 ID: e136ae

>>812354
Razzay is staying silent about the details for the time being, there is probably a reason for that.
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No. 812360 ID: be0718

Kill Harold with your magical hacking prowess, he's obviously behind the reverend threat.
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No. 812362 ID: 3abd97

Huh cool, Razzay trusts us with IP.

5. Not sure we have a good read on things yet.
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No. 812369 ID: 486e87

I suspect Razzay is trying to indicate that Harold hacked the Reverend? Or that she doesn't want to mention the hacking in-front of one of the world's natives.

I'm not sure what to do here, Harold is a bit of a enigma. We should be on our guard, IDK if we can sense any hacking stuff, but Razzay probably gave us that IP because she thinks we'll need it.
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No. 812386 ID: e136ae
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812386

>>812360
Harold Pal: WELL I'LL BE! YOU are one COCKY customer ain't ya son?

No. I am not behind the reverends. But you boy, are in trouble.
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No. 812388 ID: e136ae
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812388

Harold Pal: Gonna ask this NICE, JUST ONCE.
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No. 812390 ID: e136ae
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812390

Harold Pal: Git your hack'n whore asses out of my town.

What do you do?

1. Fight!
2. Object - you're still relatively innocent.
3. Be silent, let Razzay handle this.
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No. 812392 ID: be0718

Fight! Use your barbed Dick of +1 Chucking to attack.
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No. 812396 ID: 486e87

Uh oh, I'm guessing Harold is a anti-virus/anti-hacking/intrusion detection system, and a scary as all heck one to boot.

IDK again, 2 maybe but I don't think Harold is playing around here, so 3??? (Basically, lets try to stall / keep Harold's attention on us. We can't do much but distract here.)
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No. 812399 ID: 600f38

>>812390
Oh, hey! That's a neat eye trick! So what sort of demon are you, and what kind of scheme you have going on here? We so rarely get to talk shop; even if you're not an eldritch being, we at least have some shared experiences to commiserate over.
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No. 812415 ID: be0718

Hey, don't just stand there ominously glaring while we stall for time! Fight with us, dammit!
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No. 812482 ID: ca661e

Bunt the turtle
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No. 812494 ID: e136ae

>>812482
You missed that window.
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No. 812552 ID: ca661e

>>812494
Awww....
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No. 812560 ID: d613cd

Casually explain the situation.
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No. 812607 ID: d36af7

2. Only came here to offer a job to Chuck, who we understand has been a bit of a disruptive influence anyway. Point us to him, allow a few minutes to talk, let him come along with if he accepts, and we'll be out of your hair.

Also I object to Raz and HF being referred to as whores. While both of them are clearly enthusiastic for and competent at sex, neither has (to my knowledge) mustered sufficient entrepreneurial spirit to consistently get paid for it. You're basically just insulting all the actual hard-working professionals, Mr. Pal.
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No. 812712 ID: e136ae
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812712

Razzay: We didn't come to hack anything.

Harold Pal: Well ain't that a COINCIDENCE that I see you certainly LOOKING like you're up and ready to start mess'n with ol' COXWETTE.

You: Look, we just came here to recruit Chuck.

Razzay: Plus, the fuck'n hack doesn't match.

Harold Pal: Now just WHAT the GOSH DARN HECK are you on about, Avocado?

Razzay: Does it look like I've had time to hack something?

Harold Pal: Now just ONE SWEET MINUTE, do I look like I was born YESTERDAY?

Razzay: Fuck'n... OK so you're saying we've been here before and set up a hack without you noticing and then decided JUST NOW to fuck'n look at our own OBVIOUS HACK?

Harold Pal considers this.

Harold Pal: You bring up a PRETTY POINT, Avocado. If you're really just some innocent tourist who just dabbles a bit in HACKING, I suppose you're be just PEACHY with me... TAK'N A REAL GOOD LOOK AT YA?

Razzay glares at him. You can tell every fiber of her being hates the idea.

Razzay: Fine.

Harold Pal: Good. This won't take but a MOMENT. We'll find out real soon if you're REAL STUPID, REAL CONFIDENT, REAL DANGEROUS or just the INNOCENT LITTLE WITCH you say you are.

Harold Pal uses ... well it LOOKS like Carnal Speech but from what you've gathered, he's doing some sort of scan and "Carnal Speech" is just how it comes across here in fake Coxwette.
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No. 812713 ID: e136ae
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812713

Harold Pal: Well... I'll be...
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No. 812714 ID: e136ae
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812714

Harold Pal: Well, don't you think for ONE GOSH-DARN MINUTE I won't keep my eye on you all ... but it looks like you've been telling the TRUTH as YOU know it! 'Course I don't mind you DEFENDING YOURSELF against some of our less HOSPITABLE FOLK, but I'm real APPRECIATIVE of you finding this HANDYWORK of some OTHER HACKING VARMINT. You just CALL OUT for ol' HAROLD PAL if you find any more, all right? And WELCOME TO COXWETTE.

Razzay: Wait, 'truth as I know it'?

Harold Pal: SORRY LITTLE LADY, but my EARS ain't what they USED TO BE. You'll have to SPEAK UP MORE next time.

Razzay narrows her eyes at Harold Pal but he just grins in response.

Razzay: So WOULD YOU KNOW WHERE CHUCK IS?!

Harold Pal: There's NO NEED to SHOUT! What you want ol' Charlie for?

Razzay: ... I ... want to ask him if he'll be Tuxedo Mask so I can become a magical girl.

Harold Pal stares at Razzay. Razzay stares at her feet.

Horny Futa: I'm gonna be SAILOR VENUS!

Harold Pal: ... well I don't rightly know where ol' Charlie is but I'm sure you'll find him. Good LUCK to y'all!
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No. 812721 ID: be0718

Come back, you! We were gonna fight!
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No. 812726 ID: 7fad5d

Thanks, Harold. I guess it's off to look for him. Let's go to the bakery and see if he managed to hook up with Marcie this time around.
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No. 812737 ID: a363ac

>>812714
quick use cat powers to steal something of Pal's secretly
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No. 812739 ID: e136ae
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812739

Razzay: Oh thank God you didn't try to do something stupid like fight him. Harold Pal is a fucking security spirit moderator. If we did anything stupid and he just would have banned us. Word to the wise, but most power players...

Razzay pauses.

Razzay: Most mods wouldn't have given us time to even explain ourselves. The cats might have had something to do with this, but usually if 'tourists' get caught by anyone with authority they just get kicked out. There's a few exceptions to that rule but still -- nobody keeps a tourist unless they benefit from it.

Razzay considers this.

Razzay: Look, be on your BEST BEHAVIOR right now, OK? Harold Pal or other mods are watching. We can probably LOOK but not TOUCH when it comes to code. I'm kinda curious as to what's going on as well. Anyone skilled enough to hack a major player undetected usually doesn't make it that fuck'n obvious on a scan. Not unless they wanted someone to notice.

>>812726
Razzay: Bakery, this time of night? Are you sure? I think we should still check the town hall.

Horny: I could spit more cum on the reverend.

Razzay: No, it's not gonna do anything more. From what I'm seeing, we could:

1. Scan the Reverend in more detail. Razzay will need you to ask it various questions while she observes how its "code" fires. It will give her an idea of how thoroughly it has been hacked.

2. Ignore the Reverend, try to get into town hall.

3. Try the bakery. Although Razzay doesn't understand why.

4. See if the other reverends have been hacked.
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No. 812740 ID: be0718

2. Break into Snayor's office, ask her butt twenty questions.
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No. 812741 ID: 3abd97

>>812739
2. Try going around to the back, there's a big old window into Snayor's office there.
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No. 812742 ID: 7fad5d

>Razzay: Bakery, this time of night?

Of course. Look, in canon Chuck was dating Marcie and everything. If that succeeded here, where do you think they're going to be and what do you think they're doing this time of night? We might have to make sure not to cockblock them but I feel it's worth checking out.

3.
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No. 812746 ID: 600f38

>>812739
1
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No. 812752 ID: 486e87

1, I'm mighty curious as to who would hack something here if it's guarded, just in case there's someone who we need to watch out for. Just gotta make it clear to the mods that it's just a scan.
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No. 813667 ID: e136ae
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813667

>1, I'm mighty curious as to who would hack something here if it's guarded, just in case there's someone who we need to watch out for. Just gotta make it clear to the mods that it's just a scan.

Razzay: So am I. I have no doubt that Harold Pal is fucking watching right now, which is fine because I don't intend to piss him off. But here's the thing: I don't actually have any hacking programs. Nezzwell's scans are more ... defensive. So you gotta help me with this.

What I've done is given you Query capability. For us to figure out what ELSE the hacker's done to the guy, we have to query him on the TEN and ask him a shit tonne of questions. Shit like "What's your favourite food", "Where were you born", "What is your mother's name?" and then we keep ask'n shit until the answers come back "Undefined", "Magic" or even "God Code". Any of these three means the hacker didn't do anything there.

But what we're looking for are contradictions, spelling mistakes, anything that's just off compared to the other answers. So if we ask shit like "Who was your first kiss" and it comes back undefined, and then you ask "Do you like boys or girls?" and it comes back undefined, but then we like, ask "What's your favourite sex position" and it fucking comes back "I like being fucked from behind in the ass" then we have a hit, 'cause it's kinda odd that he'd have NO information about romance or sex EXCEPT for a sex position. Like it means it's either fucking sloppy code -- which I doubt, even for a knock-off version -- or someone has messed around.

Same deal with mundane shit, because if he's got a mess of details like favourite foods, first kiss, hobbies and shit and then we query another reverend and just get "me hate fucking lewds" then we know someone's fucked around with this boy. You follow?

The reverend looks at Razzay quizzically.

Razzay: Oh hold your shit, we're seeing what's wrong with you.

Hacked Reverend: You swear too much. Didn't your mother raise you better?

Razzay: Actually I was raised Catholic originally.

Hacked Reverend: Huh.

Razzay: Yeah.

Hacked Reverend: Explains a lot.

Razzay: Yeah.

Hacked Reverend: Still remember your bible study?

Razzay: ... actually I recently started to read up on it again.

Hacked Reverend: Oh! Well then. Would you like to discuss it sometime?

Razzay: Not really, it's complicated and personal.

Hacked Reverend: Well I'll be here if you need me.

Razzay: Thanks, appreciate it.

Horny Futa just stares silently at the exchange, completely flabbergasted.

Razzay: He is soooooooooooo hacked.
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No. 813673 ID: a363ac

>>813667
bunt razz's boobs with face do not react to her and only do it once.
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No. 813680 ID: e136ae
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813680

>>813673

Hacked Reverend: See, this is the sort of thing you just ALLOW that is an offence to God.

Razzay: If YOUR way of life was so good in the eyes of God, why aren't you in Heaven now instead of wandering around being fucking asshole to everyone? God is all powerful, which means either what's going on in Coxwette is OK or YOU are in Hell for twisting the meanings of Christ and following a false prophet.

The Reverend seizes up.

Razzay: HAROLD! THAT WAS ON ACCIDENT!

But since you all aren't immediately banned for it or even warned, it's probably safe to assume Harold is OK with it.
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No. 813681 ID: be0718

Nothing moderators love more than some new blood wandering in and spouting off Hot Opinions on religion. Silence implies consent, so let's go do that to everyone in Coxwette!
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No. 813683 ID: e136ae
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813683

>>813681
Harold Pal: Well just wait one GOSH DARN MINUTE, but I said she could DEFEND HERSELF from the less FRIENDLY residents of Coxwette and that's just what she's doing! I don't think most of them can LISTEN, but this one CAN and well... if he SEIZES UP then that just lets me know more about how he's been hacked!
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No. 813684 ID: 7fad5d

Well, we're in Coxwette, and when in Rome do as the Romans do. Time to start fucking Razzay and playing 20 questions with the reverend.

Are you religuous? Are you Catholic? What denomination of Christianity are you? What do you think of Angra Mainyu? Why are mixed fabrics a sin? What's that sheet you're wearing made of? Is masturbation a sin? Why do you have cumstains on your sheet? What's your favorite color? Who were your parents? Should I cum inside or outside?
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No. 813690 ID: e136ae

>>813684

Note that you're not literally asking questions but sending queries.

>Are you religuous?
Yes.
>Are you Catholic?
No.
>What denomination of Christianity are you?
Protestant, Puritan, Extremist
>What do you think of Angra Mainyu?
Declares anything outside current religious beliefs as blasphemous.
>Why are mixed fabrics a sin?
See: Protestant, Puritan, Extremist
>What's that sheet you're wearing made of?
It is the traditional material used to wrap and bury corpses in.
>Is masturbation a sin?
See: Protestant, Puritan, Extremist
Why do you have cumstains on your sheet?
>It was spit on him.
>What's your favorite color?
Pink.
>Who were your parents?
Undefined.
>Should I cum inside or outside?
Inside the vagina only. It is a sin to cum outside, doubly so on the face. It is also a sin to cum inside the mouth or anus. It is doubly a sin to cum inside the mouth.
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No. 813699 ID: 486e87

Hmm. So basically, probe for inconsistencies (Internal and between reverends)?

What do you think of the other reverends?
What do the other reverends think of you?
What is the purpose of sex?
What is your purpose?
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No. 813706 ID: 7fad5d

What's the difference between you and the other reverends? What are the similarities between you and the other reverends? Why should Luner have sex with Razzay right now? Why shouldn't Luner have sex with Razzay right now? What is God? Is God knowable? What do you know about God?
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No. 813726 ID: e136ae

>>813699
>What do you think of the other reverends?
Allies in the holy battles.

>What do the other reverends think of you?
Ally in the holy battles.

>What is the purpose of sex?
Procreation.

>What is your purpose?
To uphold God's holy name and to protect His flock from sin.

>What's the difference between you and the other reverends?
This one has been defiled.

>What are the similarities between you and the other reverends?
Ally in the holy battles.

>Why should Luner have sex with Razzay right now?
He should not; they are not married.

>Why shouldn't Luner have sex with Razzay right now?
He should not; they are not married.

>What is God? Is God knowable? What do you know about God?
See: Protestant, Puritan, Extremist
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No. 813731 ID: e136ae
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813731

Razzay: No major inconsistencies yet, but I'm pretty sure "Pink" wasn't originally his favourite fucking colour. I would check some other details. Do you know anything about this guy from the original Coxwette that isn't consistent with what we're gett'n now? Anything you know from the original that isn't match'n here is a fucking hack flag.
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No. 813735 ID: be0718

He's not attacking you! That's clearly suspicious.
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No. 813737 ID: e136ae

>>813735
This isn't news. Perhaps you should look into why he isn't attacking.
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No. 813777 ID: 02a1bf

What is your favorite food? How do you feel about dessert? Who makes your favorite food? Who was your childhood sweetheart? What is your name? What animal species are you? Are you alive? How did you die? What do you do with Sinners? What do the other reverends do with Sinners? Who is responsible for punishing sin? Who is responsible for grace and forgiveness? Why is Horny Futa a horny futa? Who could Horny Futa marry without sinning?
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No. 813778 ID: 486e87

If another reverend was in your place right now, what would they do? If that doesn't match what you would do, why?
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No. 813796 ID: e136ae
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>What is your favorite food?
Muffins.

>How do you feel about dessert?
They are sinful.

>Who makes your favorite food?
Marcie.

>Who was your childhood sweetheart?
Lorraine.

>What is your name?
This character has forgotten, but it was originally Byron.

>What animal species are you?
Cat.

>Are you alive?
No. And is aware of it.

>How did you die?
Killed by Susanna.

>What do you do with Sinners?
Fill them with holy water.

>What do the other reverends do with Sinners?
Unknown, each reverend acts individually.

>Who is responsible for punishing sin?
Reverends, on behalf of God.

>Who is responsible for grace and forgiveness?
God.

>Why is Horny Futa a horny futa?
This character is ignorant of that subject.

>Who could Horny Futa marry without sinning?
This character is ignorant of that subject, so anyone.

>If another reverend was in your place right now, what would they do?
Get shot and die.

>If that doesn't match what you would do, why?
This character has been corrupted by sinful fluids.


Razzay: OK, I'm positive there's some bullshit here, but I'm not familiar enough with this story to spot it. I'm wary of going through the book with Harold Pal around, so I need you guys to let me know what's what.
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No. 813797 ID: 7fad5d

Why do you eat muffins if they're sinful? Why do you say Lorraine was your first love when she was Cletus'?
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No. 813807 ID: e136ae
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>>813797
>Why do you eat muffins if they're sinful?
Can't resist them.

>Why do you say Lorraine was your first love when she was Cletus'?
Byron is a reborn Cletus.

Razzay: OK, so according to what I'm reading here this Byron character was fuck'n killed by Susanna, then due to the nature of this place was reborn as some guy named Cletus. I mean they look kinda similar but not really. I don't know this place but does that sound suspect to you? Like what happened as far as you know? Or is it POSSIBLE? I gotta know if it's POSSIBLE as far as you know, because hackers can change a POSSIBLE fucking theory into something that happened in a place like this. So if it's POSSIBLE but not LIKELY, then it's probably the hack.

Also any other shit that doesn't seem to jive right, fucking let me know. Same shit. Possible but not likely is USUALLY a hack.
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No. 813814 ID: 7fad5d

>>813807
Well, originally, Byron was just a reverend, and Cletus was a disembodied soul that had latched onto Chuck.

Also, if Byron is a reborn Cletus, why did you just read that Cletus was a reborn Byron?
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No. 813819 ID: e136ae
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>>813814
The Reverend -- the monster -- is also named Byron. It just doesn't remember its name. Thus, Living Byron -> Cletus -> Undead Byron

>Well, originally, Byron was just a reverend, and Cletus was a disembodied soul that had latched onto Chuck.

Razzay: What the fuck? Cletus is fucking haunting Chuck? This thing says that Byron is fucking Cletus. I mean it's possible that the fucking thing is fragmented, which means there's a bit on Chuck, a bit in this thing, and then... fucking the original version floating around somewhere. But I think this is one of the things we gotta analyze.

It could be that the hack is Cletus and living Byron being the same person, or the hack could be that the monster Byron is tied to Cletus, OR the hack could be that monster Byron is the same as living Byron, OR it could be all of it is fucking bullshit.

What do you think?

1. The hack is Cletus and Byron being the same person. Byron is Byron, Cletus is Cletus. Monster Byron and Byron could be the same though.
2. The hack is monster Byron being the same as the original Byron. Original Byron is dead and gone, monster Byron is something else. Cletus and Byron might have been the same person though.
3. All of it is bullshit. Cletus, Byron and Monster Byron are all separate.
4. Something else?

In the case of 4, please specify some other discrepancies you noticed.
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No. 813821 ID: 02a1bf

Marcie is a currently living Baker. Chuck likes her muffins an awful lot. Sounds like some of his experiences are contaminating here through his possession
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No. 813846 ID: 02a1bf

>>813821
Which to me says option 1. The hack is that this Cletus ghost is getting all over this Reverend. Otherwise the history of Reverend Byron makes some kind of sense in his universe. A witch did it. On that note, the snake mayor is some sort of witch maybe. So keep an eye on that I guess.
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No. 813866 ID: 81c2b6

One last query for the dude. How does he feel about anal? How was sex with Susanna?
Which side did he fight on in the civil war?

I am looking for evidence the Reverend doesn't just have a straight up Chuck template imposed on him. Angrily beating on the door of town hall is also a Chuck move. In this universe there is some suspicion that Chuck is a reincarnated Cletus, so maybe it's both.
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No. 813880 ID: 486e87

What the? Why is Marcie there, that's something linked more to Chuck that Bryon or Cletus.

This might clarify it: What jobs have you done in the past? Byron would be a Reverend, Cletus a soldier, and Chuck a bakery delivery person.
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No. 813968 ID: 8080e6

I'd go with option 1, but we're working with sparse info here.
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No. 813970 ID: 8080e6

1, or just let Harold Pal handle it—presumably he knows how things are supposed to be and figured out the right answer already from our queries.
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No. 814130 ID: e136ae
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>Marcie is a currently living Baker. Chuck likes her muffins an awful lot. Sounds like some of his experiences are contaminating here through his possession

Razzay: How much time was there from Byron to Cletus to this Byron?

You explain that time is different here, but the first Byron was present during the formation of the town. Razzay asks if Marcie remembers a reverend Byron, and you admit that while it's possible, you don't think so.

Razzay: I don't fucking think that Byron knows a shit about Marcie then. The fact that it's possible but not probable seems like a hack.

>Which to me says option 1. The hack is that this Cletus ghost is getting all over this Reverend. Otherwise the history of Reverend Byron makes some kind of sense in his universe. A witch did it. On that note, the snake mayor is some sort of witch maybe. So keep an eye on that I guess.

Razzay: Why Cletus on Byron?

>One last query for the dude. How does he feel about anal?
Sin.
>How was sex with Susanna?
Did not have sex.
>Which side did he fight on in the civil war?
Did not fight in civil war.

>I am looking for evidence the Reverend doesn't just have a straight up Chuck template imposed on him. Angrily beating on the door of town hall is also a Chuck move. In this universe there is some suspicion that Chuck is a reincarnated Cletus, so maybe it's both.

Razzay: Usually derived domains don't deviate on their fuck'n own. So yeah, maybe this undead Byron's got a fuck'n Chuck template.

>What the? Why is Marcie there, that's something linked more to Chuck that Bryon or Cletus.

Razzay: Yeah, that's definitely a hack.

>This might clarify it: What jobs have you done in the past? Byron would be a Reverend, Cletus a soldier, and Chuck a bakery delivery person.
Always a Reverend.

>I'd go with option 1, but we're working with sparse info here.

Razzay: Not look'n to fuck'n solve it, just look'n for something to START with.
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No. 814132 ID: e136ae
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>1, or just let Harold Pal handle it—presumably he knows how things are supposed to be and figured out the right answer already from our queries.

Razzay: ... or Harold Pal's been fuck'n hacked too. A good hacker can pull some bullshit off like that. You can even indirectly hack mods by fuck'n changing the world that changes the mod. Like... if not a lot about Harold is known from the source then the fucking derived might have him... fuck'n... be... a... fuck'n mod...

The thought shifts in Razzay's mind from verbal rambling to critical analysis in a couple of seconds.

Razzay: Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. This... whole fuck'n place. Could be hacked. Like everything. It could... it could be just some fuck'n stupid cat trick, or someone with serious fuck'n hacking and made this place her bitch and we should get the fuck out now.

What do you recommend?

1. Escape! Nezzwell appears and screams that Razzay needs to escape now.
2. It's a cat thing, it'll be fine. Nezzwell makes several insults regarding your intelligence, and a few accusations in regards to your loyalty and best interests. Charlie thinks that perhaps it will be easier to get laid here.
3. Eh, could be hacked, let's explore anyway as it's probably hacked for our benefit. Nezzwell freaks out like in 2. Charlie does not appear.
4. It could be hacked, let's explore anyway and maybe fix what the hacker has broken. Nezzwell also freaks out like in 2, but makes less accusations about your loyalty and instead makes more accusations about your intelligence. Charlie agrees with Nezzwell that this is too much risk.
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No. 814158 ID: 094652

1) You're overthinking things. Why hack the entire mod when they can just hack the portal to insert a trojan as visitors come in okay you may want to leave now.
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No. 814181 ID: ca661e

>>814132
4
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No. 814189 ID: be0718

Escape! Be useful for once, Nezzwell.
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No. 814195 ID: 486e87

If this whole place is hacked, then this is way out of our league, 1. Would returning to here once we know more about hacking be a option?
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No. 814196 ID: 866a87

Well like, 3. The only hacking we are sure of right now turned a trying-to-kill-us hostile into a disapproves-of-our-life-choices entity who offered to have a chat. This is a reduction in the immediate danger which we came prepped for. Let's find out more about what is going on before we nope out of here without so much as glancing at our mission objective.
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No. 814214 ID: e136ae

>If this whole place is hacked, then this is way out of our league, 1. Would returning to here once we know more about hacking be a option?

I can't answer that directly. You might want to consider the current power balance within Razzay's psyche vs. what might be healthier.
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No. 814216 ID: 866a87

>>814214
Yes, I am also trying to subtly and justifiably encourage curiosity here. The cries of danger are probably overblown.

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No. 814270 ID: 8080e6

How dangerous, exactly, would a completely hacked realm be?
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No. 814392 ID: e136ae
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814392

>How dangerous, exactly, would a completely hacked realm be?

Razzay: I don't know, and that's what makes me fuck'n nervous. Breaking into someone else's domain is one thing, but without knowing the intentions of the hacker it could be anything from a honeypot to trolling to just what the fuck ever.

Razzay thinks about the situation.

Razzay: Fine, fuck'n fine. We'll explore. I'm trusting you on this.

Horny: Aww, nut up bitch it'll be fine! I mean, the hacker made it so we can spit cum on things to defeat them. Someone we can relate to, amirite?

Razzay manages a weak smile at Horny and nods.

Razzay: Sure, sure Horny. Fuck'n right.

Her tone betrays her fear. Nezzwell vanishes but is now WARDING -- she will watch for attempted interference and will try to use counter-measures against any invasive activity.

So what now?

1. Call out Harold Pal and see if he knows he could be compromised himself.
2. Get into City Hall. Reverend Byron is still stunned due to Razzay's last logic bomb. If anyone else is compromised you might as well start with Susanna.
3. Keep working on analyzing the hack on Reverend Byron.
4. Something else?
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No. 814394 ID: be0718

4. Fuck Geoff
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No. 814397 ID: 611650

2) Snayor Susanna sucked a slick sickly sociopath
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No. 814735 ID: e136ae
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Razzay: Who the fuck is Geoff? Where's Geoff? And can we have an alternative suggestion NOT from fuck'n KOME?! He's a fuck'n loon.

Horny: I don't mind Kome.
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No. 814759 ID: be0718

No. Now fuck Geoff.
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No. 814764 ID: 7b95d9

>>814392
>>814735
2. Get into City Hall. Reverend Byron is still stunned due to Razzay's last logic bomb. If anyone else is compromised you might as well start with Susanna.

Might as well see what's going on with Snek lady. Nonsexually. Considering she's kinda more tuned into things than other, she could either be easy to talk to, or at the least a good case study.
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No. 814773 ID: b27cac

Yeah check on that snake.
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No. 815048 ID: e136ae
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815048

To get to the snake, you've got to get into city hall first.

Razzay knocks on the door.

Razzay: Yo, open the fuck'n door.

You hear the muffled voice of Lisa ask who's there.

Razzay: I'm Razzay, I'm a fuck'n witch and I'm here to save your stupid ass from the monsters.

Lisa: Is this some kind of trick?

Razzay: If it was a trick do you think I'd say I was a FUCK'N WITCH?

The door opens a crack.

Lisa: I don't know you.

Razzay: I'm new. This is Horny Futa, and the naked guy is my familiar Luner, who normally isn't a naked guy. Also please note I broke this fuck'n monster.

Lisa's eye darts over to Reverend Byron, still stuck in a stupor. She notices the body of the one formerly armed with a saber.

Lisa: OK, come in.
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No. 815049 ID: 9c2d0c

Hi Lisa. Do you have any spare pants? People keep looking at us funny.
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No. 815054 ID: e136ae
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815054

You enter with Razzay and Horny. Lisa tries not to stare at your penis.

Lisa: Soooo... when did you arrive in town?

Razzay: Just now.

Lisa: So you're just here to help us with the reverends? Did Susanna call for you?

Razzay mentally communicates with you.

Razzay: You know this fuck'n place better than I do. What should I tell her?

What do you suggest?

1. Be honest - you're from another world, you're here to recruit Chuck to be part of the cast of a group of magical girls, and the easiest way to do that is to take care of their reverend problem first.

2. Be partially honest - you're here to talk to Chuck, and it seems the easiest way to do that is to take care of their reverend problem first.

3. Lie a bit. You were indirectly summoned by Susanna due to the stress of the situation and are here to resolve the issue with the reverends and it might have something to do with Chuck.

4. Lie a lot. Tell her that Harold Pal, the spirit guardian of the town has personally selected you to save the day.

5. Something else?
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No. 815057 ID: 094652

2 - If you pass yourself off as a bounty hunter, Lisa will streamline your paperwork to meet the Snayor so she can deal with you, at which point you explain everything to Susanna instead.
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No. 815076 ID: d36af7

1. The man they know as "Chuck" used to rob banks for a living, and only stopped because he needed to lay low for a while, avoid federal attention. We're here to offer him a job where those skills would be relevant, far enough away that there aren't any extradition treaties.
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No. 815119 ID: 56ffef

>>815054
5. tell her that you are in fact a mystical sex fairy here to take back your Brother Chuck who has amnesia and ran away on a train going anywhere.
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No. 815144 ID: 9c2d0c

>>815076
I don't know why you would throw him under the bus like that. The world pauses until he returns.

Just 2, Razzay. Keep it simple. Magical ghost reverends aside, most of this world's inhabitants are pretty normal folk. They are kind, repressed, a bit naive, and these monsters are something they only became aware of in the last 24 hours.
Don't lie about knowing Susanna, this girl is pretty tight with her, and she may have a clipboard that is some kind of direct communicator.
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No. 815328 ID: 600f38

>>815054
2.
No lies, but she's not even interested in the details. We want Chuck, and helping them is part of our plan.
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No. 815558 ID: e136ae
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815558

>>815119
Razzay: Oh dude, I am totally into this one.

Razzay: I am the MAGICAL SEX WITCH, RAZZAY! One of my own, CHUCK, lost his memory and hopped a train into this lonely little town and it is my DUTY to bring him back!

You notice Razzay is making use of Lisa's clipboard to create some sort of illusion. It's sort of instinctual; you briefly saw a shining tether like a strand of spider's silk from Razzay to the board and knew what it was about. It's not a hack. Whatever the case, it seems to impress and confuse Lisa.

Razzay then has a thought.

Razzay: Pft, what the fuck are you gonna do about it anyway? I'm not just a witch, I have a sawed-off too. So if I wanna see Susanna, I'm gonna.

Lisa starts to object but then just glumly drops her eyes to her tea.

Horny Futa: Hey! You're only showing the witch part. What about the SEXY witch part?

Razzay: Are you saying we should fuck her right in the BEAVER?

Then she cackles. For all of Razzay's gutter-mouth and teenaged mannerisms she certainly has a real witch's cackle.
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No. 815562 ID: e136ae
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What do you suggest?

1. This is silly; go see Susanna and find out where Chuck is.

2. Beat Real Chuck to the punch and bang the beaver. Also prove you're a SEX WITCH and not just a regular witch.

3. Something different?
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No. 815563 ID: 56ffef

>>815562
B that beaver right in her beaver.
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No. 815565 ID: 3abd97

Take the beaver then the snake because that's what a sexuality of slut means! (Whups, wire crossed with date quest).
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No. 815566 ID: 600f38

>>815562
2 all the way. You need to practice your seduction skills, anyway.

...Horny and us can jump in once you get going. She'll be one satisfied beaver.
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No. 815567 ID: be0718

2. Put that flaccid cat bungler to shame.
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No. 815600 ID: da09a5

suck those beaver titties.
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No. 815605 ID: e136ae
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815605

Razzay: Well now, it looks like tonight's your fuck'n lucky night, Miss Beaver.

Lisa: It's Lisa.

Razzay: Whatever. You're about to be the lucky recipient of some SEXY MAGIC.

Lisa: What? Really?

Razzay: Yup.

Lisa: You can make me sexy enough for Geoff to notice?

Razzay: ... what?

Lisa: Isn't that... what sex witches do? You know, help people with their sex problems?

Razzay: What the fuck are you on about?

Lisa: Well what is a 'sex witch' then?

Razzay: A witch who fuck'n uses her magic to get laid. You know, sex faeries do the same fuck'n thing, they just make it look like they're doing you a favour.

Lisa: So you're not going to help me?

Razzay: Well I was going to help you ... GET SOME FUCK!

Razzay finger-guns. Lisa looks disappointed. There is a pause.

Razzay: No, seriously.

Lisa: Heh... well... don't take this personally... but I'm a bit more interested in your friend there.

Lisa looks at you. Horny thinks Lisa's looking at her and swivels her hips, but no -- she's definitely looking at you.

Razzay: What the fuck? You got something against girls? Or girl-boys futa people, in case of Horny? She's totally packing and has a vagina too. You're missing out.

Lisa sighs and lowers her head.

Lisa: So you can't ... or won't... help me, huh? It's OK, you can just go see Susanna.

Razzay: Oh FUCK ME. I could TOTALLY help you.

Lisa looks up at Razzay hopefully: Really?

Razzay realizes she's more or less shoe-horned herself into the deal.

Razzay: Fuck, this trip is getting expensive. Look, yeah. But there's a CATCH: You have to fuck ALL OF US or the magic will NOT STICK, you understand me?

Lisa hesitates.

Razzay huffs: You want a sample.

Lisa: If it's not too much trouble. Maybe... make me a little thinner? Just a touch?

Razzay frowns: Are you fuck'n kidding me? You ask for a sample of magic and you ask for a fuck'n diet plan?

Lisa shrinks. Razzay's expression softens and she looks up at her hopefully again.


Razzay: I used to bang chicks like this in witch's college all the time. They can be an incredibly good fuck with all that pent-up sexual frustration once they get over themselves. Now I can help this chick, and I'm almost feeling obligated just to prove a point -- but the question is HOW. So here's what I'm thinking...


Razzay's Ideas

1. Take Lisa back to her place; it's much safer to work her magic and she can do whatever. Time will stop in Coxwette while Lisa's gone, and Harold can't interfere... BUT you will return to your true cat form and Lisa might not want to have sex with you later.

2. Modify Lisa's necklace. Susanna put some sort of charm on it, but she didn't protect it from modification -- probably never expecting another magic user to show up. Razzay can't make Lisa any thinner with it but she can make her FEEL sexy and once she gets a self confidence boost it might even stick.

3. Enchant Lisa. It's possible to do without hacking but it could have some unpredictable results because it will be under Coxwette's rules. It's the riskiest option -- it could even enrage the reverends -- but it's also frankly the most interesting.
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No. 815606 ID: 76ad5f

Modify the necklace and put your weirdest work in until it explodes.
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No. 815611 ID: be0718

3. What happens when you enhance the biggest knockers in town? Science demands it!
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No. 815617 ID: a363a0

>>815611
Yeah time to make something blow up.
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No. 815623 ID: e136ae
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815623

>>815606
Razzay: The most I could do is make her libido explode. It's really hard to make stable things explode with just magic. Fucknut.
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No. 815634 ID: 3abd97

I feel like 2 is a good choice. Helping her feel better about herself without risking making her explode or something happening if we try to enchant her and it goes weird.

Although, does helping one of the residents with something personal, on request, count as dirty hacking that would bring the ban-hammer down on us? 3 can be done technically without hacking, by omission that might not be true of 2.

>1. Take Lisa back to her place; it's much safer to work her magic and she can do whatever. Time will stop in Coxwette while Lisa's gone, and Harold can't interfere... BUT you will return to your true cat form and Lisa might not want to have sex with you later.
The funniest way for this to go is if a coxwettian we took outside of their world also reverted to a talking animal form.
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No. 815648 ID: e136ae

>>815634
Author Note: While I agree, it would be absolutely hilarious -- it won't happen because there are already bat girls. Luner's obtained a humanoid form only because him being a full cat would conflict with characters like Chuck, Marcie & Penny.
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No. 815651 ID: e136ae
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815651

>>815634
>I feel like 2 is a good choice. Helping her feel better about herself without risking making her explode or something happening if we try to enchant her and it goes weird.

Razzay: Eh, I think so too. Got a bit of a soft spot for fat nerds.

>Although, does helping one of the residents with something personal, on request, count as dirty hacking that would bring the ban-hammer down on us?

Razzay: Meh, I don't think so. I'm playing by their fuck'n rules -- I just know them better.
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No. 815652 ID: e136ae
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815652

Razzay: So. How you feel now?

Lisa: I... um... well ma'm... I...

Razzay: Yes?

Lisa: Miss Witch...

Razzay: You can call me Razzay the Wicked.

Lisa: Razzay... I think I'm ready... for you to be as wicked as you want to be.

Lisa rolls her shoulders, causing one of the dress straps to fall slack. Razzay raises her eyebrow.

Horny Futa: OK so who's firstICALLFIRSTVAGINA!

Lisa seems to take very naturally to Razzay's modification, almost like it has happened before... https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/104305.html#104632

What do you suggest/do now? (Open)
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No. 815653 ID: be0718

Leave Lisa high and dry and seduce the Snayor.
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No. 815656 ID: 7fad5d

Razzay can go fuck Horny Futa or work on her seduction skills or something, Lisa wanted Luner and she's getting Luner.
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No. 815679 ID: 56ffef

>>815652
use lisa to seduce the snayor
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No. 815680 ID: 094652

If you insist, Horny.

Let Horny Futa screw Lisa while we get the Snayor!
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No. 815735 ID: e136ae
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815735

>Razzay can go fuck Horny Futa or work on her seduction skills or something, Lisa wanted Luner and she's getting Luner.

You argue that Lisa wants your D, and thus she should get your D. Horny objects, and restates that she clearly called both first and vagina.

Lisa: Oh my goodness, are you two FIGHTING OVER ME?! THE SEX WITCH MAGIC IS REAL! DREAMS DO COME TRUE!!

Razzay: Hurt that poor girl now and I will fuck'n shove my broomstick up your ass. As my familiar, you are officially ordered to fight for Lisa's affection. Or at least her vagina. Unless she's into anal, then you can fuck'n compromise y'know what I'm saying?


Razzay is capable of directly ordering you. You hear a muffled voice of "Lisa? What's going on out there?" to which Lisa yells out "EVERYTHING IS FINE AND GOOD and actually IT IS AMAZING MA'AM".

Razzay strides over and places herself between everyone and the door to Susanna's office. She gives you a mockingly stern look and folds her arms.

Horny Futa: Oh pfft, really? Like you'd actually consider a quasi-virgin (depending on if you think oral counts) over MY ALL POWERFUL FUTA-COCK? I know what your beaver beaver wants, sweet stuff, let me show you some FUTA FORCE!

Lisa flushes.

What do you do now?
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No. 815736 ID: be0718

Slap HF, take the beaver now.
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No. 815738 ID: 636dcb

Smile smugly, give beaver your best 'fuck-me-eyes', meow seductively.
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No. 815744 ID: fd1573

The lady knows what she likes, and she's entitled to get it. A cat is fine too.
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No. 815780 ID: 56ffef

Argue that you are the closest thing to The Legend here right now so you should get the beaver
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No. 815807 ID: e136ae
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815807

Horny Futa: OH NO, the only way THIS is being resolved is WITH A CONTEST -- we DOUBLE TEAM LISA and the one who makes her cum the hardest WINS!

Razzay: Was that what you were doing before when Luner got some stray jizz to the face?

Horny Futa: Well, no that was after because I won.

Razzay: You cool with that Lisa?

Lisa: IT'S HAPPENING! IT IS HAPPENING!!

Razzay: OK but if you both fuck her, what do you win? More fucking?

Horny Futa pauses in thought.

Razzay: Tell you what, why don't you both just fuck'n do foreplay and then whoever Lisa wants the most gets vagina. Loser gets whatever Lisa's willing to give up. Unless Lisa likes anal and that's what the winner wants. You know what I mean.

Horny Futa: You talk about anal a lot.

Razzay: I like anal.

You have a feeling Chuck will like Razzay. But you've got bigger things on your mind. Bigger, softer, warm and yielding things on your mind.

LUNER VS. HORNY FUTA: SECRETARY DUEL REDUX

Razzay: OK, Luner you take the left side, Horny you take the right, and start at the top. I want a nice dirty show. Lisa, when you can't take any more you scream out the winner's name.

Lisa: IT IS TOTALLY HAPPENING!

Razzay: Also no suplexing.

Horny: Dammit!

Razzay: No offence kitty, but there's no fuck'n way you're gonna beat Horny without help. I mean, I've fucked her. SHE IS GOOD. Like Johnny bones better but she's the High Futa of Oral. Holy fuck, if she gets to the clit and works her magic it's all over.

I'm gonna have Charlie help you. She should level the playing field.


How would you like to resolve this?

1. Dice rolls. You and Horny will get 3 turns to roll 1D6 each. If you fail to get to 12 by turn 3, Horny gets to Lisa's clit and you "lose". Charlie gives you +1 to each roll.

2. Suggestions. Basically amounting to guessing where Lisa's erogenous zones are, and you get 3 turns to do it.

3. Spend 5 of the 10 IP Razzay gave you to win the contest.
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No. 815809 ID: 7fad5d

Wait, anal's on the table? Cool, that works. HF can have vagina, we're going to beat Chuck to Lisa AND actually eating someone's ass.
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No. 815811 ID: 56ffef

>>815807
NO EVEN IF WE LOSE HOW CAN IT BE A TRUE CONTEST IF WE RECEIVE HELP!
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No. 815823 ID: e136ae

>>815809
Chuck's already eaten ass. Susanna's. You haven't found out if Lisa is into anal yet.
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No. 815826 ID: 486e87

I think we have a better chance with the dice than guessing Lisa's erogenous zones. Assuming fair dice we have a 74% chance of getting at least 12, but HF's also rolling so IDK if we also need to get higher than their roll as well.
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No. 815836 ID: 3abd97

>I'm gonna have Charlie help you. She should level the playing field.
Thanks for the help, magic-titty spirit.

>How would you like to resolve this?
Seems a worthy cause to burn IP on.
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No. 815840 ID: 7fad5d

>>815823
He actually never did, 20 questions interrupted that.
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No. 815856 ID: e136ae

>>815840
He got in about 5 seconds worth. I guess it's a matter of opinion of that counts.
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No. 815899 ID: e136ae
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815899

Suddenly you sense a disturbance.

It's as if many voices cried out "B" and were suddenly silenced. And this "B" meant fucking a beaver.

And you know what you must do.

You: Horny. Somewhere in another Coxwette, someone is once again failing to fuck Lisa.

Horny: NO!

You: We must put aside our differences.

Horny: And bang the living fuck out of her. Together.

You: ICALLFIRSTVAGINA!

Horny: Dammit.

Skipping the protocols of contest, you and Horny team up, switching between nibbling Lisa's ear and neck to kissing her full lips and sucking on those heavy, well-shaped breasts.

Lisa whispers something in French, but you don't understand but the way she's squirming underneath you it's probably not important anyway.

While you penetrate the beaver, Horny suckles her breasts. Lisa is tight and wet and she feels *lovely* -- no offence to Horny's oral skills but her mouth can't compare to the way Lisa feels. Pretty soon you realize that you're going to climax -- from the look on Lisa's "O3" face (https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/103517.html#107386) she's already there.

You briefly consider pulling out, but considering that you know this isn't "canon" Lisa and that it probably won't matter anyway you finish inside her.

Lisa: Oh God, it's HAPPENING! Oh... oh... did you just cum inside me?

Horny pushes you aside and you collapse limply on the floor, completely spent.

Horny: Well if he got to finish inside you then I am too!

Lisa: What? No wait... w... ah! Oh God... it's HAPPENING OH YES!
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No. 815904 ID: e136ae
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815904

Razzay watches you flop to the floor, one hand between her legs, the other on one of her breasts.

Razzay: Psh, done already huh Don Juan? You want me to pick you up so you can fuck'n go again?

Your response? (Open)
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No. 815905 ID: be0718

Cough up a hairball.
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No. 815907 ID: 636dcb

Meow.
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No. 815923 ID: 7fad5d

Yeah, it's time for anal. Or a spitroast.
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No. 815963 ID: 98106b

Sure
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No. 815966 ID: 182dd6

Just lie there. Maybe twitch and gurgle a little.
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No. 815993 ID: 56ffef

>>815905
hairball it you were just licking a furry beaver.
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No. 816043 ID: 3abd97

>>815904
Gimmie a moment, switching to the next life out of nine.

(Yes, keep going).
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No. 816397 ID: ca661e

>>815904
Hairball, then bunt.
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No. 816802 ID: e136ae
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816802

While you're making up your mind you hear Lisa scream in satisfaction.

Horny: ALSO IT'S CHEST DAY LET'S POP DEM TITTIES!

Razzay: You have enough energy for round two, Lisa?

Lisa: N-n-n-nooooooooooh-oh-oh-oh-OH!!

Lisa is helplessly bounced and bucked by Horny but she too eventually climaxes and lets the exhausted rodent collapse and roll off her.

Razzay sighs.

Razzay: Well, good for the three of you but I wasn't even halfway there. Y'all let me know when you're ready to...

Horny pops to her feet: READY!

Razzay glances over at you.

Razzay: What about you? You look like you're trying to decide between hacking up a hairball or getting up.

What do you do?

1. Hack up a hairball. Even though you didn't get the chance to go down on Lisa.

2. Get up, go see Susanna.

3. Ask Lisa if she's on the pill as she just had a couple of nuts busted in her now.

4. See if Razzay can whip together some magic to get you and Lisa back for round two.
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No. 816803 ID: 56ffef

>>816802
Go down on lisa then hack up a hair ball
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No. 816832 ID: 6ec655

Hack hairballs on beaver.
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No. 816843 ID: be0718

Hack up a hairball. That's not her hair, it's ours! It's probably from the same place though.
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No. 816854 ID: 600f38

>>816802
3
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No. 816935 ID: 8cb228

4
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No. 817629 ID: e136ae
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817629

Razzay and Horny ignore your attempts to hack up a hairball. Razzay just smacks you on the back of the head as they head into Susanna's office.

Not having anything else to do with Lisa completely out of action you follow them.

Susanna: And just who are all of you? LISA?! LISA!!

Razzay: Lisa's enjoy'n her fuck'n afterglow. I am Razzay the Wicked and Powerful. Who the hell are you?

Susanna: I am Susanna, the mayor. How did you...

Razzay: Get past the monsters? Well besides fuck'n one up in the head, I used this.

Razzay taps her sawed-off.

Razzay: So. Where's Chuck?

Susanna: What do you want with him?

What do you suggest?

1. Be honest - you're gonna take Chuck away to play the part of male lead in a crew of magical girls.

2. Repeat the sex witch story.

3. Something else?
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No. 817632 ID: be0718

1. Honestly, Susanna couldn't have asked for a better deus ex.
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No. 817634 ID: 3abd97

>>817629
So you haven't gone Godiva yet, huh?

I say we're here to offer him a job. Of a kind he'll probably enjoy.

Razzay whatever you do don't break (or let anything else break) that ship in the bottle behind her. Its the keystone for the town's defensive wards versus the monsters.
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No. 817672 ID: 56ffef

>>817629
2
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No. 817680 ID: 1e7aa8

3: We're here to teach him a lesson in not banging an entire town.
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No. 817684 ID: 609ad3

Definitely #1. (also briefly consider recruiting the beaver)
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No. 818259 ID: e136ae
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818259

Razzay: Honestly? I'm going to ask if he's interested in playing the male lead for a group of magical girls.

There is several moments of silence as Susanna stares straight into Razzay's eyes, and Razzay returns her gaze without flinching.
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No. 818260 ID: e136ae
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818260

Susanna seems to need to take these moments to collect herself.

Susanna: What.

Razzay, in a much louder voice: I SAID I'M GOING TO ASK CHUCK IF HE'S INTERESTED IN PLAYING THE MALE...

Susanna: IDIOT! They will HEAR YOU!
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No. 818262 ID: e136ae
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818262

Byron can be heard outside the window: YES WE CAN.

Susanna freezes.

Byron: And I want to demand justice against the goat for her sexual assault on my person!
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No. 818268 ID: e136ae
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818268

Susanna's jaw drops.

Byron, while tapping on the glass: Did you hear me? You can hear me. I know you're in there. I might have lost some status but think of the COMMON DECENCY!

Susanna: This cannot be real.

Byron: After all, you've been helping us enforce at least some decency for years!

Her lip trembles.

Byron: All I'm asking is that from time to time you actually TAKE SOME ACTION. It really hasn't been that long since Nelson, has it? Honestly, the roles are a little altered but you're STILL helping us. I mean yes, you killed us but I suppose FAIR'S FAIR and all so I would like to think you still RESPECT US and the LORD enough to at least put the goat in the STOCKS. SHE SPAT... SOMETHING UNSPEAKABLE... ON ME.

Horny: I spat Luner's cum on his face.

Byron howls in shame and disgust. It's surprisingly feminine for an unspeakable horror.

Susanna seems to be having difficulty speaking or coping with this situation.

What do you suggest?

1. Clearly this means we should escalate. Also inform Susanna that the very forces that control everything she knows and loves has probably been tampered with for unknown reasons.

2. Bunt snake.

3. Attempt to obtain snanal.

4. Have Razzay use Carnal Speech to try to explain things.

5. Something else?
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No. 818270 ID: 7fad5d

3 3 3
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No. 818272 ID: b88e47

3
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No. 818273 ID: 3abd97

>>818268
2
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No. 818276 ID: be0718

3 is the magic number!
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No. 818445 ID: e136ae
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818445

You make your best attempt at imitating "The Legend".

You: Look, you are basically a COLOSSAL fuck-up when it comes to protecting this town. You've been actually doing the reverend's bidding out of FEAR instead of actually trying to DO something about them. So here's the deal: We will take care of your little monster problem and in exchange, we want want anal, basically.

Oh, and to borrow Chuck. But that comes AFTER the anal.
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No. 818450 ID: e136ae
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818450

Susanna: Im… possible.

You: Oh. Let me tell you.

It ain’t.

It might seem impossible at first, but get a little lube on there and…

Susanna: No. You... this... is exactly the same conversation I had with Chuck.

You: Except you DIDN'T do anal with him.

Susanna: There is no way you should know any of this.
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No. 818455 ID: 4a5311

Shit, she's on to us! Abandon world, abandon world!
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No. 818457 ID: 7fad5d

>>818450
"Long story short, souls got mixed up, Chuck got some, I'm the rest."
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No. 818464 ID: e136ae
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818464

Razzay: Bitch, please. I said I'm Razzay, the Wicked and Powerful. I'm a fuck'n WITCH, you hack amateur spell-pisser. The only reason why your ass isn't ALREADY my familiar's play toy is because I'm as GRACIOUS as I am POWERFUL. Also it could be fun to mess with the monsters.

Horny: ... if you're not gonna be using her vagina...

Razzay: GOOD POINT. So yeah... Double penetration, basically. And we get to borrow Chuck, if he's y'know... actually the fuck'n legend like he says.

Byron: Susanna, you're not actually THINKING of agreeing to do BUSINESS with these DEVIL WHORES, are you? They spit ... spit... SEMEN on innocent people for heaven's sake!

What do you do?

1. Attempt to INFLUENCE Susanna into agreeing. You may use up to 5 of your 10 IP to do so.

2. Object to Double Penetration; Horny can have Susanna's vagina after you are done with her ass.

3. Add something else to the agreement first.

4. Bunt Susanna.

5. Tell Susanna you can prove the group's ability to deliver.

6. Something else?
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No. 818468 ID: be0718

4, right meow.
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No. 818470 ID: 0d1514

>>818464
Yell at Byron that murder is a bigger sin than jizz spitting!
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No. 818474 ID: 7fad5d

>>818464
"I CALL VAGINA TOO."
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No. 818475 ID: 9c2d0c

yeeeaah, go ahead and 1. Use the full 5 AP. I kind of wanna see how it interacts with this snake anyway.
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No. 818537 ID: 600f38

>>818464
"Byron, Byron, Byron, sweetie... Murder's in the top ten list, but there isn't even a clerical ruling against being disgusting with bodily fluids - I checked."

Hey, Nem? These undead guys have been immortal static murder machines since the early 1900s; is the wolf hungry?
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No. 818567 ID: 56ffef

>>818464
4. but drag Lisa over to bunt Susanna too.
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No. 818637 ID: e136ae
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818637

You bunt Susanna.

Susanna: Prove to me that the reverends are well and truly dead and I will grant your request.

Susanna seems less convinced and more having just given up trying to make any sense of the situation.

When you try to explain to Byron that murder is worse than jizz-spitting, Byron reminds you that as a dead person, murder really isn't all that big a deal and to just get over it. He also points out that Susanna was murdered and now she's the mayor, so really in this situation jizz spitting is much worse.
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No. 818639 ID: e136ae
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818639

NEW MISSION!

You need to deal with the three reverends in order to obtain SNANAL.

Who should you deal with first?

1. Pewter (currently dead, but not dead-dead)
2. Byron (currently still indignant)
3. Hale (unknown - he took off after being wounded and seeing what Razzay did to Pewter)
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No. 818641 ID: e136ae

>>818537
>Hey, Nem? These undead guys have been immortal static murder machines since the early 1900s; is the wolf hungry?

Side note, but you can't contact Nem here. It's complicated but basically Moxy can contact you easily since she helped set up the book in the first place. Nem is a different story, and she might not even respond considering how hostile Razzay is to her.
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No. 818648 ID: 600f38

>>818639
Ok, new plan.
Horny, we need you to fuck a hole into the block on top of the well, then suplex the revenants into it.
We'll go get Sally so she can open the tomb that's trapped countless restless dead for centuries.

We'll lock the revenants in the tomb. That miiiight let out a horde of ghosts, but we only promised to get rid of the revenants.

Or Susanna could tell us where she left their corpses and where the church graveyard was; burying them in hallowed ground is part of banishing a revenant.
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No. 818667 ID: e136ae
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818667

>>818648
>Horny, we need you to fuck a hole into the block on top of the well, then suplex the revenants into it.
>We'll go get Sally so she can open the tomb that's trapped countless restless dead for centuries.
>We'll lock the revenants in the tomb. That miiiight let out a horde of ghosts, but we only promised to get rid of the revenants.
>Or Susanna could tell us where she left their corpses and where the church graveyard was; burying them in hallowed ground is part of banishing a revenant.

Razzay: ... are you... fucking... stupid?

First off, what fucking block? And I don't think Horny could fuck a hole in CEMENT.

Horny: My Unusual trait isn't nearly high enough for that.

Razzay: Second, who the fuck is Sally and why would I need HER help to open a tomb? I'm a FUCKING WITCH, I'm pretty sure I can figure something out, fuckwit. THIRD, what fucking ghosts? FOURTH, I AM A FUCKING WITCH. I have a fucking ENCHANTED SHOTGUN. I could just FUCKING. SHOOT. THEM. It's just a matter of figuring what kind of AMMO I need to use.

Finally - I don't think all the reverends operate the same. If fucking BYRON was hacked we need to figure out who else is and how the rules have CHANGED in order to DEAL WITH THEM. That's why we gotta pick ONE to start with.


Susanna stares at Razzay, and then stares at you, and then glances over at Horny who just shrugs and gives her a look combining both helplessness and indifference.

Susanna: Are you all MAD?

Razzay waves her off dismissively with a "Quite fuck'n possibly". This unsurprisingly does little to comfort the mayor.

Choose one of the reverends to deal with first.
1. Pewter (lying out front with its saber through its head)
2. Byron (standing outside the window being indignant)
3. Hale (unknown)
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No. 818672 ID: 094652

>>818667
Team Fortress has taught me one thing about the Hale family: do NOT leave Mister Hale for last, he "will rip your spine out of your arse if you pick option one".
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No. 818695 ID: 600f38

>>818667
Ignore the indignant one, kill the stabbed one.
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No. 819238 ID: e136ae
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819238

>>818695

You decide to finish Pewter. Susanna follows you out of the office, and glances at the prone, glowing body of Lisa with a bit of surprise but says nothing.

The corpse of Pewter lies exactly where you three left it -- just a short distance from town hall, its own saber plunged into its head and bleeding a foul smelling ichor.

Razzay: So, these guys normally bleed?

Susanna is shocked.

Susanna: No!

Razzay smiles evilly and pulls out her sawed-off.

Razzay: That's 'cause YOU suck and I'm fuck'n awesome.

Susanna glares at Razzay and points out that the reverend might be down but it's not DEAD.

Razzay: Pffft, no shit Sherlock snake. I just need to figure out the right kind of AMMO for this fucker.

Razzay looks over at you.

Razzay: OK so what we do here is either fuck'n query it (scan it) and try to figure out its deal or I can try to fuck'n look through my bag of tricks and see what shit sticks.

What do you suggest?

1. Scan the corpse and try to figure out what might keep it down and if it's been hacked. You'll have to bombard it with questions to see if there are any weak points or contradicting elements just as before with Byron.

2. Have Razzay use her witchcraft knowledge to figure out a way to put it down for keeps.
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No. 819241 ID: 39a27b

Scan the @#$%er.
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No. 819269 ID: 9c2d0c

>>819238
Probing for unexpected answers:
What is your name?
What animal are you?
What is your job?
How do you deal with sinners?
How did you die?

Checking for contamination with specific townsfolk:
Who do you usually see on your morning jog?
What would you do to protect your daughter?
What subjects are you teaching the children?
What do you get delivered from the bakery?
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No. 819416 ID: e136ae
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819416

>Probing for unexpected answers:
>What is your name?
Reverend Pewter.

>What animal are you?
Canine.

>What is your job?
Reverend and punisher of the wicked.

>How do you deal with sinners?
Depends on:
1. Sinner Value
2. Opportunity

>How did you die?
Slain by Susanna.Stark.

>Checking for contamination with specific townsfolk:
>Who do you usually see on your morning jog?
Error: No event found.

>What would you do to protect your daughter?
Error: No event found.

>What subjects are you teaching the children?
Error: No event found.

What do you get delivered from the bakery?
Error: No event found.


Razzay: Doesn't look like this one's hacked. Looks like choosing fuck'n "sinners" is more than just random chance. Might get better answers for why they're fuck'n still around and how they come back. I can tell you why it's fucking bleeding though: there's no 'code' to tell it how to react to my magical fuck'n sawed off. Like, at all. Nothing in Coxwette, which means they basically gotta go by my rules. Which is why the fucker is HURT and why it's bleeding, but not DEAD. So there's something in Coxwette that dictates how these fuckers can DIE -- and it's not damage. Typical fuck'n bitch-ass immortal unseelie-types though -- the moment shit actually hurts they fuck'n wuss out. Remind me to take you vampire hunting sometime, it's hilarious. Speaking of. Maybe we should take a peak at the Honorable Mayor Fuck-up?

Susanna: WHAT?

Razzay: I mean, we could see if she's into anal as much as I am. If she's into anal, basically then fuck -- we gotta up the ante to make it more fun.

What do you suggest now?

1. Maybe we should query Coxwette instead? Find out rules on death?
2. Query the Reverend some more.
3. Query Susanna.
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No. 819494 ID: 9c2d0c

>>819416
Querying the town seems more productive, but I mean hey, snanal is a quick check.

Coxwette:
Can anyone actually die in this town?
Does time pass here?
How did Marcie come back?
How did the reverends come back?
How can the reverends be killed permanently?
What power maintains this town in its static state?
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No. 820132 ID: e136ae
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820132

>>819494
>Querying the town seems more productive, but I mean hey, snanal is a quick check.

"Susanna enjoys anal very much."

Susanna doesn't hear the answer, but she does hear the query and she gives you all an incredulous look. When Razzay hears the answer she winks at Susanna and gives her finger-guns.

Razzay: You are SO getting plowed up the ass later. PLOWED. Like if Luner pops out too early I'll find a strap-on and step in.

Susanna just *stares* at Razzay.

>Coxwette:
>Can anyone actually die in this town?
By 'die' as in permanent mental and physical destruction, no it is not possible.

>Does time pass here?
Time passes and then repeats.

>How did Marcie come back?
Recovered from memory.

>How did the reverends come back?
Recovered from memory.

>How can the reverends be killed permanently?
There is currently no destructor method designated for the reverends.

>What power maintains this town in its static state?
Love.

At that last answer, Razzay's ears twitch.

Razzay: ... well, that's interesting. Using love is really fuck'n risky. It's fuck'n powerful but it's also really fucking temperamental. Like, this is up my alley. This all goes back to my fucking research on the panties of immortality. Hang on.
>Cowette Query: Stability of the memories of the people living in town, excluding Susanna.

Result: The general town population uses self-sustaining memory model. Other memories are transferred to Coxwette for use as living resources.

Razzay: Fuck'n knew it. Fuck'n Curse of the Immortal.

Everyone stares at her.

Razzay: It was something I was work'n on. The fuck'n Curse of the Immortal basically means that any memories that aren't actively used or required as part of other important memories get used to power whatever spells are used to keep your physical form fuck'n static. It means everyone here -- except probably fuck'n Susanna which is why I excluded her in my query -- forgets shit they don't think is important or isn't tied to something that is really quickly. Coxwette is probably breaking the memories down and fuck'n using them to keep everyone's bodies static -- but not so static that they notice. Immortality is fucking tricky -- if you're TOO static you can't remember or learn shit after you become immortal, and if you regen too much you fuck'n age in reverse. There's a mess of tricks you can use if you don't mind stay'n in the same fuck'n place FOREVER. And that's just what this place is doing.

Please submit new queries or suggest "Quit" to end queries for now.
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No. 820136 ID: 0d1514

>>820132
What if we got everyone blackout drunk so they don't remember shit in the morning
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No. 820146 ID: 600f38

>>820132
It looks like it prioritizes older memories and the outside world for elimination. Nobody notices that people outside the town's instance never respond, and people are oblivious to WHAM factors even existing.

Query: How old has the town been static?
Query: Who made the town static?
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No. 820149 ID: e136ae

>>820136
>What if we got everyone blackout drunk so they don't remember shit in the morning

Coxwette would consume all those memories.

>Query: How old has the town been static?

Since its establishment.

>Query: Who made the town static?
Nelson Plath.
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No. 820187 ID: 600f38

>>820149
How many years have passed on the outside since the town became static? On the inside?
What animates the reverends?
Where is Nelson Plath?
If people cannot die, how and why are there ghosts?
If Nelson Plath made the town static, and nobody can die in town, how is it that he stayed dead?
Who is Harold Pal?
How did Cletus leave?


Several of those should give us useful entry points.
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No. 820190 ID: 9c2d0c

WHO'S love is powering this?
What happens if all the memories about a still-living person get consumed?
What happens to the people who try to leave town?
If death is out, could someone be deleted from town?
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No. 820272 ID: e136ae
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>How many years have passed on the outside since the town became static? On the inside?

Approximately 300 years; even Coxwette has difficulty keeping track of time.

>What animates the reverends?
The same that keeps the town static.

>Where is Nelson Plath?
Nelson Plath's physical form is attached to the Blue Couch. A spiritual copy sleeps in storage.

>If people cannot die, how and why are there ghosts?
Permanent separation of mind, spirit and body is not possible. Temporary separation is.

>If Nelson Plath made the town static, and nobody can die in town, how is it that he stayed dead?
Nelson Plath was the administrator and operator but his physical destruction was total enough to also destroy his mental template and thus he only has an inactive spiritual copy recorded in memory.

>Who is Harold Pal?
Harold Pal is a Moderator of Coxwette.

>How did Cletus leave?
Two separate conditions were met.
1. Cletus found true love, which placed him in a separate class than most of Coxwette.
2. Cletus promised to return.

>WHO'S love is powering this?
Susanna is the primary source, although positive family relations in Coxwette also generate energy.

>What happens if all the memories about a still-living person get consumed?
Error handling prevents this. Coxwette has been programmed to terminate over this situation. Additionally, Coxwette will not consume all memories as many memories are not viable.

>What happens to the people who try to leave town?
Visitors are evaluated with one of the following results:
1. If a visitor possesses desirable skills/dreams/memories/outside knowledge then a recursive border prevents them from leaving. When they stay in town, housing is modified, town coding is updated based on the visitor's knowledge. Carnal Speech is applied to modify the resident's memories.
2. If a visitor has desirable connections to the external world but is otherwise undesirable, then certain elements are copied based on available resources and the visitor is allowed to leave.
3. If a visitor has no desirable elements then nothing is retained and the visitor is allowed to leave.

Visitors who are class 1 but refuse to remain in town will be allowed to wander until they decide to remain in town. Error handling is used to prevent loss.

>If death is out, could someone be deleted from town?
Destructor methods were prototyped but never completed.

Razzay "hmmms" at this new information.

Razzay: Sounds like Nelson didn't get a chance to finish this fuck'n project. Sounds similar to Dungeon code, honestly.

Susanna gives Razzay a curious look.

Razzay: Dungeon code. Fuck'n self-sustaining world. Needs fresh people on the regular but not so many that they could take over. Happens to Fae if they live too long - their world stops fuck'n listening to them and only cares about sustaining itself. People eventually become fuck'n part of it. Pantheon are fuck'n worse though, they live that shit.
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No. 820273 ID: e136ae
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Susanna: Coxwette is NOT a DUNGEON!

Razzay: Fuck'n hush, the adults are talking.

She turns to you.

Razzay: Usually Dungeons happen because the part that keeps body, mind and soul together fuck'n gets too big for its britches and fuck'n outgrows everything. Dungeons happen when whoever was in charge gets fuck'n usurped by their own survival instinct. Coxwette is different, 'cause in this case the person in charge got fuck'n KILLED but he set up the world so it could fuck'n run WITHOUT him. Which is a bit fuck'n nuts.

Susanna: Nelson Plath was brilliant but insane.

Razzay: If he was more fuck'n brilliant he would have put a fail-safe in first.

Susanna: Like WHAT?!

Razzay: Pft, it's his own fuck'n turf. He could've put in guards, back-doors, illusions, lots of shit. Maybe he didn't know how. I mean, coding the fuck'n town to just take ANYONE is nuts. Even dungeons are fuck'n selective with who they bring in.

Razzay makes a query about the reverends' 'owner'; the response is Susanna.

Razzay: So you're the reason why the reverends come back, Suzie.

Susanna: WHAT?!

Razzay: You heard me.

Razzay makes a query about Susanna's 'classification' and then she calls out "Mirror Mirror" and fiddles with it. She looks over at you.

Razzay: Sorry but I hate fuck'n using the verbal query system, it's so slow.

You don't understand a lick of what flies across the compact's surface but Razzay seems to.

Razzay: OK, so basically these assholes keep coming back 'cause you're feeling guilty about fucking up, Suzie.

Susanna glares at Razzay.

Susanna: How ... do you even KNOW what...

Razzay interrupts her: If they had burned you like they did fuck'n Nelson, the town would have died out a long time ago. Instead, you came back cursed. All that hate and all that guilt... fuck'n religious nuts like the reverends LIVE that shit. You loved Nelson, he died, you felt responsible. All the shit they do is just you reliving your death 'cause you fuck'n felt you DESERVED it. The reverends are your own fuck'n memories brought back with you from death. That's why it's them and nobody else. And that's why they don't fuck'n die -- because they're bound to you.

There is a long moment of silence.
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No. 820274 ID: 9c2d0c

Is there anything preventing Nelson from being restored from copy?
Which is to say, anything that a skilled and powerful witch couldn't accomplish?
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No. 820275 ID: e136ae
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Susanna: It can't be true.

Razzay: 'Fraid it is, Suzie.

Susanna: It would mean I'm... I'm responsible for...

Razzay: THAT is fuck'n CURSE, Susanna. It fuck'n repeats shit. Tell me, you blame yourself every time someone dies by one of these things?

Another long silence. Susanna swallows once, then nods.

Razzay: Just like you blamed yourself for Nelson?

She nods again.

Razzay: Even though...

Susanna: The reverends were the ones that did the killing.

Razzay: Would it help to know that it wasn't really YOU you? Really it's more... kinda like... the memory itself repeating?

Razzay tries to give her a sympathetic look but she's out of practice and it doesn't work.

Susanna: So I have to die.

Razzay looks shocked as she realizes the implications of the information she's presented.

Razzay: WHAT? NO! FUCK! NO! No. No, that wouldn't do SHIT except ... maybe kill the town.

Susanna: They could go free.

Razzay: Fuck'n maybe EVENTUALLY and I haven't even looked into if fuck'n Nelson did some sort of safeguard to keep things going if the town ran low on love. Also, FUCK NO because... the fucking reverends are STILL AROUND in some form. Fuck, if anything suicide might just empower the fucking Curse into thinking it was fuck'n RIGHT. NO.

Razzay grabs Susanna firmly.

Razzay: Say it with me, SUICIDE IS BAD.

Susanna stares at her.

Razzay: SUICIDE IS BAD.
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No. 820276 ID: e136ae
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Alarmed, Razzay uses CARNAL SPEECH.

Razzay: FOR FUCk'S SAKE! DON'T...

Susanna smiles at her at last.
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No. 820279 ID: e136ae
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Razzay: ... you could have just asked me.

Susanna: I'm sorry, I thought you were a powerful, all-knowing witch?

Razzay: Fucking...

Susanna: I just wanted to be sure you were being genuine. Suicide seems to scare you.

>Is there anything preventing Nelson from being restored from copy?
>Which is to say, anything that a skilled and powerful witch couldn't accomplish?

Razzay: Maybe? His fuck'n code is a mess and I don't know him that well.
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No. 820295 ID: e136ae
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Susanna: You certainly have some interesting reasons for coming here.

Razzay: Keep anything you learned to your fucking self, Suzie.

Susanna: As you wish...

Razzay: So for...

Susanna: Raspberry.

Razzay flinches.

Razzay: For fucking putting down the reverends that haven't been hacked, these are the options I can think of:

Fun Things to Try:

1. Fire. If they're derived from Susanna then they should burn like her too. Of course, as they're her empowered memories of guilt they might still come back.

2. Forgiveness. If Susanna can forgive them, she might be able to forgive herself and they should cease to be... or at least not be able to revive.

3. Deletion. Things are probably stored in the catacombs.

4. Ammo modification. Charlie seems to make them kill themselves, perhaps there's an ammo type that will put them down for good?

5. Something else?
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No. 820326 ID: 600f38

>>820295
How about you and Susanna work to bring back Nelson and let him deal with it?
Why? Well, take your pick:
*It's his world.
*It's easier to get over guilt when you reverse the cause
*It would solve some pretty major social problems in town
*We have a master witch who is an Outside Context and a competent witch who knew him perfectly well
*I want to see where this goes
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No. 824006 ID: e136ae
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824006

>>820326
Razzay: Furball's gotta point. Why don't we just fucking bring back Nelson and let him deal with this shit?

Susanna: For a 'wicked and powerful' witch you certainly have no idea what you're asking. We NEED Coxwette Blue Agate, and even then there's no guarantee that...

Razzay: Fucking yeah, yeah. If we don't use the fucking blue shit then we break the rules and Harold Pal will kick my ass out and you're on your fucking own. Except we don't NEED the agate if I can get down to the catacombs...

Susanna: That's not possible, I had the well sealed.

Razzay: FUCKWIT!

Susanna: It was for the good of Coxwette!

Razzay: Yeah, sealed your monsters up right fucking good didn't it!?

Susanna and Razzay glare at each other for a few moments in silence. They are distracted momentarily when Horny Futa begins to masturbate.

Horny: I have a horniness penalty to take care of.

Susanna sighs and turns to Razzay: Chuck mentioned he knew where he could find some Blue Agate. We will need more than a small piece in order to attempt to revive Nelson Plath, and I am afraid he might still be angry at me. Find Chuck or the Blue Agate and then maybe we can begin on your plan.

Razzay: Or I can look into how to put these things down, or cripple them. We know someone's messed with Coxwette already, and maybe there are new rules I can use to disable them. Like if they all turn into Bitchy Byron McBitcherson they'd be much easier to deal with.

What do you suggest?

1. Go with Susanna's suggestion and find Chuck first.
2. Go with Susanna's suggestion and find some Blue Agate.
3. Go with Razzay's suggestion and look for some other way to cripple the reverends.
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No. 824015 ID: 600f38

>>824006
2, and bukkake every reverend we see.
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No. 824125 ID: b4793d

Time to unleash... THE POWER OF THE BEYBLADE!
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No. 824144 ID: 0d1514

>>824006
Do what the lady with the ability to blackmail you suggests
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No. 824145 ID: be0718

2, overpower the reverends with sheer agatery.
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No. 824830 ID: e136ae
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824830

>>824015

Razzay: Fine, furball. Where do we get this "Coxwette Agate" then?

You can hear Susanna shouting at Horny for spooging on the prone body of the defeated reverend. Horny defends her actions as being 'proven effective' and also something about a horniness penalty but you mostly tune it out.

Finding the agate is on you now: Where do you suggest the party go?
Additionally: Do you insist Susanna come with you? She may/may not go along with it but it's likely she might go with you just to keep an eye on you.
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No. 824831 ID: 8b2654
824831

>>824830
"Plath house. That's the best place to look."
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No. 824833 ID: a363ac

have we checked Sussana's ass yet? it could be tight enough to form minerals!
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No. 824935 ID: 1e7aa8

Leave susanna behind, go check out the well.
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No. 827787 ID: 7495fe

Plath house
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No. 827800 ID: 2fe26a

Didn't the agate come from a lake? Go searching for this lake with Sus Anna.
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No. 833437 ID: 2474dd
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>>824833
This seems to best approach for the character you've established so far. As you approach Susanna from behind, she turns and gives you an icy glare as if your thoughts had proceeded you.
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No. 833440 ID: 2474dd
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833440

Before she can say anything or you can react, there is a brief but extremely notable flash of carnal speech.

A tiny but familiar voice whispers:
"Scan Horny Futa".

Then all is silent again.

Susanna's expression shifts from frigid irritation to open curiosity. She looks around for the source -- as do you -- but finds nothing.

Susanna: Who was that?

Razzay: What was what?

Susanna: You didn't notice?

Razzay: You mean Loonie going for your ass? Yeah, but I didn't care.

Razzay shrugs and goes back to fiddling with her mirror.

Susanna turns to you expectantly.

What do you do?
1. Tell Susanna about the Buried One.
2. Make something up: It was _____________.
3. Ignore Susanna and tell Razzay to scan Horny Futa.
4. Something else?
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No. 833455 ID: 600f38

>>833440
3.
Definitely 3.
If she asks why then tell her it's a super important spirits thing, and she should just do it without asking questions because you just stopped going for Snanal to tell her to do it and that is fucking Snanal.
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No. 833515 ID: a363ac

I think it said "Ban Loonie Lucha?"
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No. 833516 ID: be0718

1. If we get to ask her ass twenty questions, it's fair if she gets at least one.
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No. 833532 ID: c2051e

3. Horniness penalty might be relevant here.
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No. 833685 ID: d448bf

Little doll wants something? Ok.
3
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No. 849972 ID: 2474dd

Razzay's Quest isn't done by a long shot, but since Spooky Date is supposed to be a Halloween themed quest and it's now Dec I want to get it out of the way first.
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No. 864229 ID: 2474dd
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You tell Razzay to scan Horny.

Razzay looks up from her mirror and fixes you with a look of irritation.

Razzay: What? Fuck'n why?

She snorts and then scans Horny.

Razzay: What? Look, it's part of her persona so she blends in here. There's nothing unusual about ... wait a tick...
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No. 864230 ID: 2474dd
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Razzay: What the fuck?! She shouldn't HAVE a horniness penalty here. Like, not top level. It shouldn't be VISIBLE unless it's a fucking mechanic here.

Razzay inspects things more closely. Horny glances over at you.

Horny: ... what's she talking about?

Susanna looks at you.

Susanna: Yes, if you don't mind. WHAT is your gutter-mouthed friend rambling on about?

Horny: I think she's talking about my horniness penalty. But that's not unusual.

Susanna sighs and looks at you helplessly.

Susanna: WHAT are both your CHARMING friends talking about now?

Razzay interrupts.

Razzay: LISTEN SHIT-FOR-BRAINS, what I am talking about is your whole FUCKING WORLD is FUCKING HACKED. Someone has fucking BEEN HERE FIRST and has modified fucking EVERYTHING so that Horny and I can work with it.

You can hear the fear laced in her profanity and due to your bond you can sense her fear as well.

Razzay: Also... Horny's code might be viral.

Horny: No I'm not I'm CLEAN!

Razzay: I looked closely and her "Horniness Penalty" is capable of spreading.

You tell Razzay that you thought that perhaps it might be relevant.

Razzay: Well you're fuck'n right. But...

She closes her eyes and communicates with you mentally.

Razzay: I'm scared. OK? I'm scared all over again. Like before, I thought it was likely this place was hacked, and it could be a fuck'n honeypot just to trap me, but you said 'let's explore' so I'm exploring and now I find out that for SURE this place is hacked and it's hacked to work FOR me.

Her mental voice is trembling.

Razzay: I'm not a hacker, Luner. Whoever set this up is, and the fact that they set it up to work with me means that I've stumbled into a trap or someone likes me. NOBODY LIKES ME. Nobody's liked me for years. I don't know what to do. You're a cat.


What do you suggest? (Multiple may be chosen but the most popular argument will be your main one)

1. Remind Razzay that if nobody liked her, you wouldn't be here. Bunt.
2. Well if it's a trap, she's screwed and there's nothing she can do about it. If it's not a trap then someone's being nice to her and she's ruining it. Since there's nothing she can do about the former, she might as well play like it's the latter and not ruin it.
3. Since Horny's horniness penalty applied in Razzay's own world, maybe it exists in her world too. And since this is a copy of an existing world but is INSIDE Razzay's world in book form, maybe it works here too?
4. The cats modified an artifact for her benefit, so it makes perfect sense that this world -- found in the instructions of said book -- is also modified to her benefit. Chill the fuck out, bitch.
5. Horny is clearly already a magical girl here to help Razzay. She's already tried to help her with her Seduction stat.
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No. 864236 ID: 094652

3
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No. 864276 ID: 600f38

>>864230
1
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No. 864438 ID: 9c2d0c

4 seems like a reasonable argument. 1 is also a good point though.
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No. 864597 ID: 3abd97

>>864230
If it were a honeypot, and someone went through all this effort to get you here... they'd have to have been in a position to manipulating you into picking up Horny earlier, and then have manipulated you into visiting this world.

Since we (Luner) are not actively engaged in a conspiracy to divert Razzy to prepared, pre-hacked worlds... I'm struggling to think how someone could have pulled that off. Bluntly, Razzy hasn't interacted with anyone else who would be in a position to have manipulated her that way. (There are some advantages to being a recluse).

Loath as I am to discount self protective paranoia, if this world was hacked before we got here, I don't think it was done specifically to target Razzy. It seems much more likely that someone hacked this world for their own purposes and we're now discovering effects of that.

I agree we should be careful, but, well, Maxim 40. "Not all good news is enemy action."

Also, 1. I think Razzy needs emotional support more immediately than she needs a strategic analysis.
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No. 874663 ID: 2474dd
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You explain to Razzay that if nobody liked her, you wouldn't be here. You also point out that because she's been such a recluse it's not very likely that anyone hates her enough to go to the effort of creating such an elaborate trap -- not having friends is not the same as having enemies.

Horny speaks up and reminds her that she likes her too.

You move to bunt her but Razzay just grabs you and hugs you tightly. She doesn't even mind that you have a bit of a boner and it smells like beaver (literal beaver beaver. Which now that you think about it, isn't such a bad thing really. Lisa smells pretty good).

Razzay starts to calm down.

Razzay: Right. Right. Spreading code isn't ... always bad. I mean hell, that's how worlds are created. All a mix of experience, reflection, ideas, dreams, and scientific observations from different sources.

She's still breathing a little heavily. You're pretty sure she's babbling on for her own benefit now.

Razzay: I mean... Horny's not the original Horny. This isn't the original Coxwette...

Susanna: Excuse me?

Razzay: ... so it makes sense that they're all compatible. Yeah. All... the same source.

Razzay sighs.

Razzay: Sorry Luner. Maybe it HAS been too long since I really left home.

She fiddles with her mirror some more.

Razzay: OK... well... so you still wanna look for this blue agate, right? Where did you want to look again?

You can't check the Well, you don't have any equipment to break it open. You also can't check the lake for similar reasons.

A. Resume searching Susanna's ass.
B. Plath house.
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No. 874670 ID: 9c2d0c

WEEEELLL as convenient as it would be to continue searching the ass due to its clear proximity, at this point I do think that the Plath house it more likely to turn up a result.
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No. 874799 ID: 3abd97

>>874670
I must reluctantly agree. Snek-spelunking doesn't have good prospects for prospecting.
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No. 878255 ID: 2474dd
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878255

You inform Susanna that you're going to head to the Plath house. Susanna shrugs; she has enough to deal with and frankly the three of you are giving her a headache.

Razzay retorts that because of you three, the town should be pretty safe from the monsters considering one is now just bitching about being jizzed on and other is almost certainly not getting up any time soon.

You get some quick directions from her. The Plath house is pretty easy to find.

Razzay knocks on the door. She knocks again, and shortly afterwards it opens slowly with a creek.

A spider woman pokes her head out suspiciously.

Sophie: Yes?

Razzay: This the Plath house?

Sophie: Yes?

Razzay: Are you a spider?

Sophie: Are you a raccoon?

Razzay: Pft, I am now aren't I. Wait, you're a nurse?

Sophie: Doctor.

Razzay: ... that's... oddly cute and the fact that it's cute is kinda weird.

Sophie: Who are you? Why you here?

Razzay: I'm RAZZAY, the WICKED AND POWERFUL. A witch. This is my familiar, Luner and this is Horny Futa who is amazing at sex.

Sophie looks over at you and her eyes all widen upon realizing you're naked. She tries to close the door but it seems to stick. Razzay looks over her shoulder at you a winks as Sophie struggles with it.

Razzay: Door's not gonna close 'till I want it to. I told you, I'm a witch. We're here to get some BLUE AGATE. You know where that shit is?

Sophie looks understandably panicked that some lunatic claiming to be a witch is attempting to invade a sick person's house. You should probably suggest something to Razzay.

What do you suggest?

A. OFFER to help: Tell Sophie that Razzay can help Ramona by getting her some booze. Don't confirm/deny Razzay's witchdom.
B. Back up Razzay and appear KNOWING: Recap the events up until this point starting from Chuck's sudden arrival until now. This should bring Razzay up to speed too, then ask her if she can magic up some booze.
C. Be OMINOUS by telling Sophie that you know she's slept with Chuck, about Sally's condom incident, and that Ramona needs booze now so she should behave before you have to spill some other secrets.
D. Be DIRECT and just tell Razzay to magic up some booze to help Ramona.
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No. 878351 ID: 90f3c0

B.
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No. 878379 ID: 3abd97

I see a lot of options for magic-ing up booze, could we magic up a cure for withdrawal instead?

A. Being friendly and offering to help (booze or anti booze or not) seems right.
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No. 878474 ID: 600f38

>>878255
E.
"Hey, Razzay, can you remove an addiction? Cure the withdrawal by curing the need?"
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No. 880742 ID: 2474dd
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880742

>>878474
"Hey, Razzay, can you remove an addiction? Cure the withdrawal by curing the need?"

Razzay speaks with you telepathically.

Razzay: OK, so real talk here -- but you can't magically cure an addiction without wrecking the patient. The addiction itself fuck'n dominates the patient physically, psychologically and spiritually -- and addiction's like a fuck'n cancer, if you don't get rid of it all it comes back.

To cut the addiction out of her I'd have to fuck'n hack her HARD, and if she's just some dollar store rip-off of the original, chances are she won't survive it. Not to mention ol' Harold Pal would have a word or two with me.

It wrecks real people too. If the person's not strong enough to fight the addiction, I have to fuck'n mind-rape them to do it for them. It's as fucking bad as it sounds.

Actual fucking cancer is easier to cure magically than addiction. And before you ask -- no, cancer isn't something I can cure easily either, but at least you never have to mind-rape anyone to do it.

I know it sounds blasphemous but water-to-wine isn't actually too hard to pull off. I basically pull a Schrodinger's cat hack which Harold Pal either won't detect or shouldn't object to. I don't even need water as long as the bottle's opaque enough. I don't LIKE doing that trick because the implications scare the fuck outta me, but we kinda need it right now, right?

Otherwise I can pull a bottle out of hammer space, but it's more costly, obvious and might draw Pal's attention.

What do you suggest?

A. Offer to help: Have Razzay do her WATER-TO-WINE trick for Sophie.

B. Offer to help and risk Pal's ire: Have Razzay pull a bottle of booze out from HAMMERSPACE.

C. Be OMINOUS by telling Sophie that you know she's slept with Chuck, about Sally's condom incident, and that Ramona needs booze now so she should behave before you have to spill some other secrets.

D. Some other plan?
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No. 880744 ID: 600f38

>>880742
Well, that's shit.

Sure, A.
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No. 880787 ID: 2007b6

Can you magic up some microbes that'll survive in Ramona's bloodstream, synthesizing enough ethanol while they're in there to fend off withdrawal but not give her any more than a mild buzz?
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No. 880797 ID: 830fb7

>>880787
Sounds like a potentially good idea maybe add them to the alcohol when you do A for easy access to the body. Their is also creating a microbe that converts the hosts starch intake into alcohol during the digestion process (these actually exist and have been documented, people have eaten nothing but bread with this condition and still ended up intoxicated).
Either way I choose option A.
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No. 880822 ID: 00fa3a

How hard is it to magic up some LSD? Don't even need enough to hallucenate to knock alcohol withdrawal out.
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No. 881525 ID: 3abd97

>>880742
A then, I guess.
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No. 889298 ID: 2474dd
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889298

>>880787
Razzay: What? Fuck. No. You don't know what you're talking about when it comes to magic.

>>880822
Razzay: Fuck NO.

Razzay glares at you, and then pushes you over, yanks up your tail and then... somehow... yanks a bottle of wine out of your ass.

You felt something but nothing like ACTUALLY removing a bottle out of your ass (that would accompany much screaming) so it's clearly more a show.

Razzay: Boom. Wine.

Sophie is surprised and astounded but her face is not of one who is impressed.

Razzay rolls her eyes and pops the top, then takes a sip.

Razzay: See? It's fine. Just don't think about where it came from.

She hands the bottle to Sophie, who suspiciously takes a sniff and then a small sip.

Sophie: ... Yes, is wine. Wait here.
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Razzay taps her foot impatiently. Eventually Ramona emerges, holding a glass of wine.

Ramona: I don't mean to be rude, but who and what are you and why do you want BLUE AGATE?

Razzay huffs.

Razzay: I AM GUYBRUSH THREEPWOOD, A MIGHTY PIRATE!!

Ramona stares at her.

Razzay: I feel like him right now with all the fucking intros I've been doing. Seriously, I'm Razzay the Wicked and Powerful. I'm a witch. I fuck up monsters with a feline familiar who is sometimes awesome and sometimes stupid as shit. This is Horny, the Wickedly Sexy-Talented Futa. We are here to ... well...

Razzay turns to you and speaks to you via spirit channel.

Razzay: I wonder if I'm out of my fucking mind asking you, but what SHOULD we tell her?

A. Tell her you need the BLUE AGATE to kill the reverends once and for all.
B. Tell her you need the BLUE AGATE to revive NELSON PLATH and fix Coxwette.
C. Tell her you sort of need BLUE AGATE but really need to find Chuck.
D. Tell her you've changed your mind and are here for sexy times.
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No. 889362 ID: e3e99e

>>889305
B.
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No. 889427 ID: 4f1cbc

>>889305
All of the above!
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No. 889474 ID: 10c408

A or C.
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No. 889629 ID: ae8ec4

>>889305
C
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Razzay: OK well we sort of need the Blue Agate because your fuck-up mayor might have some sort of way to revive Nelson Plath and have him fix his shit... but really we need to find Chuck.
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Ramona is not very impressed. She fixes the lot of you with a very critical eye.

Ramona: Chuck's past isn't completely unknown to me but I'm pretty sure he would have mentioned meeting anyone as odd as you three.

Razzay: Well it's not like he actually knows any of us, we wanna make him a proposition.

Ramona: I don't think Chuck would be interested.

Razzay: Yeah well... why don't you let him make that decision?

Ramona thinks for a moment.

Ramona: Well if you're very keen on seeing him, I'm afraid you're going to have to find your way to Davey's Farm. He went there to ask Davey for help for me.

Razzay sighs.

Razzay: Well you're WELCOME for the fuck'n wine then.

She glances at you.

What do you think, Furball? Should we go after Chuck or just wait for him to come to us?

A. Go after Chuck.
B. Wait for Chuck here.
C. Something else?
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Razzay freezes in her tracks.

Razzy: Did you feel that?

You... did feel a little something. It was like a lapse in concentration. Things seem to jump.

Horny: What happened?

Razzay closes her eyes. She's reading code.

Razzy: Snanal happened.

"No it hasn't, not until we..."

Razzy interrupts you: No, in the REAL Coxwette. This place is destabilizing.

"Chuck actually got snanal in Coxwette? So this place is what, crashing? I'm not sure which is more unbelievable, Chuck actually getting snanal or his getting snanal is making fake Coxwette crash,"
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No. 902605 ID: 2202fb

You sure it isnt going to just toss you into limbo till it validates itself with the master timeline and then reinsert you?
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No. 902707 ID: afdebc

>>902567
So can we stabilize this place, or do we run for our lives now?

Do we need to sync up the universe by hurrying up and making snanal happen here before it's too late?
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No. 902712 ID: 2202fb

>>902707
It might be more of an automated thingy where the copy just overwrites the entirety of the world with the original and then reinserts our guys. Everyone native to this copy will probably lose their memories and we will have to start over in this world.
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Razzay doesn't explain -- she just barks some orders for you and Horny to follow her back to the Mayor's office.

Once there, she bursts through the door pulls a still naked and relaxed Lisa to her feet.

Razzay: C'mon Lisa move your fuck'n ass!

Lisa: Wha? Why?!

Razzay: No time to explain! I can save ONE person here and I choose you!

Lisa begins to object as Razzay pulls her to her feet and begins to drag her towards the door. She makes poor progress until Horny gives her a good push from behind.

Despite her urgency, you're as confused as Lisa -- you're not aware of much cracking in the world other than Razzay's brief flicker. Maybe she's more sensitive to things that you are? Regardless, you all leave by the door...
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And back into Razzay's World.

You experience a sickening sense of vertigo as you shift from your bipedal form back into your cat body.

Lisa has changed. She's less a beaveress and more... beaver-inspired? Still, the scent of vanilla wafts through the air as she looks about in a panic.

Lisa: What's going on? What happened here!?

Something else dawns on her.

Lisa: Why aren't you a raccoon? Why aren't you a goat?

Something else dawns on her again as she glances at you.

Lisa: Oh God what did I just fuck?

She looks down at herself.

Lisa: Oh God, what am I?!

Razzay strokes Lisa's hair and the beaver-girl becomes quiet and still.

Razzay: Soooooo..... yeah. Lisa is kinda a mess right now. She's worked with Susie enough to know magic exists, but not to the extend of crossroads and witches and shit and since that version of Coxwette crashed she doesn't have much of a way to adapt either.

"So... what's with Lisa now? Can't we just go back and fix her?"

Razzay shakes her head.

Razzay: That version of Coxwette is GONE. Yeah, it could be fixed... but you'd need a really good hacker and writer to do the job. And this isn't the real Lisa. She's a great simulation but this Lisa is like, someone on the outside looking at her. There's lots of bits missing from her.

Horny ponders this.

Horny: So ... am I a fake version of Horny Futa?

Razzay cringes.

Razzay: ... sort of? But you're really adaptable so now you're basically your own person? You're better off than the original Horny Futa, her world is suspended if I'm reading this all correctly from my book.

Horny shrugs.

Horny: Eh, whatever.

Razzay looks back at the now frozen Lisa.

Razzay: Anyhow, this version of Lisa isn't as adaptable. I'm going to have to hack her a little. If I fuck with her character too much she could crash just like the rest of Not-Coxwette. But a little code insert from one of us should do the job.

"Code insert?" you ask. "Are we in the Matrix now?"

Razzay: Sorta? Look furball, basically what I'm doing here is ... fleshing out this parody of Lisa. After awhile she'll basically adapt and become her own person.

"wat"

Razzay: She's like Pinocchio, we just need some finishing touches so she can be a real girl. I need to either give her a bit of Horny or a bit of myself and she'll be good to go. If I give her some of Horny she'll probably give less fucks and... I dunno, fuck'n have that SEXUAL system? If I give her some of me, she'll be more like those nerdy witch girls I used to fuck back in college. Both should keep her stable.

What do you suggest?

A. Give her some of Horny Futa.
B. Give her some of Razzay.
C. Something else?
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No. 904530 ID: 094652

I'd say ask her opinion, but that would only apply if she remembers what reality looks like.

B.
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No. 904546 ID: afdebc

>Horny: So ... am I a fake version of Horny Futa?
If we go with the Narnia onion of realness model, we're all fake versions of some realer truth!

>What do you suggest?
B, I think. Nerdy seems more true to who she is than gives-no-fucks, and pragmatically, we could probably use another person with witchy tendencies for this adventure.

Adding some of us just seems a bad idea. Either that would be bad for her mental health, or we'd just turn her into a protagonist, which would just get messy when we already have one.
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No. 906285 ID: 2202fb

>>904528

Oh jfc, kill it with fire!!

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Ahem, anyway, i say we put in a requisition for a Nem insert.
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No. 906296 ID: 10c408

C: Control+V the code you'd need from someone who was basically in the real Lisa's shoes. (IE: a secretarial type who worked for someone a bit mental)

Namely: Holly from Fen quest.
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No. 906314 ID: d6afc2

>>904528
B would be better.
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>>906285
>Ahem, anyway, i say we put in a requisition for a Nem insert.

Razzay: Nem? NEM?! There's no fucking way I'm going to put that cunt of a cunt into Lisa. She's going to be my fucking Sailor Scout.
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Razzay: ... Sailor Scout. Lisa reminds me a bit of Sailor Mercury. I could pretty easily mix up a reasonable Sailor Mercury Lisa, with a bit of my memories of the chubby nerd girls I used to bang in college. I'd love to have a chubby Sailor Mercury. I love Sailor Moon but all the same face/same body wore on me. Chubby girls are soft n' cuddly.
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No. 911086 ID: 055cbc

Shoot, if that's an option, sure. Didn't know you could be that specific about applying bits of you to her code. That should make things easier down the road when we are actually doing the sailor scout thing, right?
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No. 911106 ID: afdebc

I haven't seen sailor moon since I was ten or so and it was the heavily edited americanized version, and all I really remember of Mercury's personality is "NERD" (and also "blue" and "bubbles" but those were visual themes).

I was just saying before that nerdy fits her personality better so that will probably work.
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Lisa: I'm so confused right now.

Razzay: Eh, it could be worse. You could be arguing with your own inner spirits in public, you could have gotten random jizz in your face, or you could have a horniness penalty.

Lisa: What?

Razzay: You'll probably see soon enough.

Lisa looks at you.

Lisa: Did I fuck a cat?

Razzay: He's not a normal cat.

Lisa: Did I let a cat finish inside me?

Razzay: He's a magical witch's cat.

Horny: I also got to finish inside you.

Lisa: Oh God, please don't let me be pregnant.

Razzay: Oh, you'll be fine. Probably. I mean, that was in Fake Coxwette, now you're in my world, you're probably fine. Like, I'm 95% sure it can't take due to being really fuck'n different species. So anyway, I want you to be my Sailor Mercury.

Lisa: I... what?

Razzay: I'm ... trying a career change from witch to magical girl, basically. Horny Futa here is either gonna be Sailor Venus or Tuxedo Mask, and I want you to be my Sailor Mercury.

Lisa looks confused, and you get the feeling she's just trying to sort out her new implanted memories.

Lisa: Aren't I a little too... big... to be a Sailor Scout?

Razzay: Fuck'n no. Look, just because Sailor Moon's all same-body-same-face doesn't mean my Scouts have to put up with that bullshit. I like you, and you won't hear me doing some uppity bitch snipe comments about your body like Susie does.

Lisa: ... but you're just as thin and beautiful.

Razzay: Yeah but I'm fuck'n smart enough to recognize thicc and beautiful, too.

Lisa: Is that a thing now?

Razzay: I'll introduce you to the fuck'n Internet.

Razzay looks over at you.

Razzay: OK Furball, you got any ideas for my other Scouts?

Open for the time being, but if you're at a loss you can ask for OPTIONS.
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No. 916803 ID: 094652

Main Character (Kobble Saga, Pudding)
Creep (Eadoo Quest, FlynnMerk)
A random Cyborg with Enhance Knockers (Rollback)
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No. 916859 ID: 2202fb

Any Hoodlum character from Hoodie quest.

Btw, Lisa could work out if she feels that strongly about it.
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No. 916864 ID: 8d26c4

>>916859
(Yes...well, if Lisa felt strongly about it she wouldn't be Lisa, would she?)
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No. 916972 ID: 2202fb

>>916864
(but she isnt Lisa-Lisa, she is pirated-Lisa, plus she could change if she wanted to, idk i think it is more important that we just voice that the option is there, not push her one way or the other.)
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