3. Horniness penalty might be relevant here.

Little doll wants something? Ok.
3

Razzay's Quest isn't done by a long shot, but since Spooky Date is supposed to be a Halloween themed quest and it's now Dec I want to get it out of the way first.

Smik 2018/02/03(Sat)00:01 No. 864229 ID: 2474dd
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You tell Razzay to scan Horny.

Razzay looks up from her mirror and fixes you with a look of irritation.

Razzay: What? Fuck'n why?

She snorts and then scans Horny.

Razzay: What? Look, it's part of her persona so she blends in here. There's nothing unusual about ... wait a tick...

Smik 2018/02/03(Sat)00:40 No. 864230 ID: 2474dd
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Razzay: What the fuck?! She shouldn't HAVE a horniness penalty here. Like, not top level. It shouldn't be VISIBLE unless it's a fucking mechanic here.

Razzay inspects things more closely. Horny glances over at you.

Horny: ... what's she talking about?

Susanna looks at you.

Susanna: Yes, if you don't mind. WHAT is your gutter-mouthed friend rambling on about?

Horny: I think she's talking about my horniness penalty. But that's not unusual.

Susanna sighs and looks at you helplessly.

Susanna: WHAT are both your CHARMING friends talking about now?

Razzay interrupts.

Razzay: LISTEN SHIT-FOR-BRAINS, what I am talking about is your whole FUCKING WORLD is FUCKING HACKED. Someone has fucking BEEN HERE FIRST and has modified fucking EVERYTHING so that Horny and I can work with it.

You can hear the fear laced in her profanity and due to your bond you can sense her fear as well.

Razzay: Also... Horny's code might be viral.

Horny: No I'm not I'm CLEAN!

Razzay: I looked closely and her "Horniness Penalty" is capable of spreading.

You tell Razzay that you thought that perhaps it might be relevant.

Razzay: Well you're fuck'n right. But...

She closes her eyes and communicates with you mentally.

Razzay: I'm scared. OK? I'm scared all over again. Like before, I thought it was likely this place was hacked, and it could be a fuck'n honeypot just to trap me, but you said 'let's explore' so I'm exploring and now I find out that for SURE this place is hacked and it's hacked to work FOR me.

Her mental voice is trembling.

Razzay: I'm not a hacker, Luner. Whoever set this up is, and the fact that they set it up to work with me means that I've stumbled into a trap or someone likes me. NOBODY LIKES ME. Nobody's liked me for years. I don't know what to do. You're a cat.


What do you suggest? (Multiple may be chosen but the most popular argument will be your main one)

1. Remind Razzay that if nobody liked her, you wouldn't be here. Bunt.
2. Well if it's a trap, she's screwed and there's nothing she can do about it. If it's not a trap then someone's being nice to her and she's ruining it. Since there's nothing she can do about the former, she might as well play like it's the latter and not ruin it.
3. Since Horny's horniness penalty applied in Razzay's own world, maybe it exists in her world too. And since this is a copy of an existing world but is INSIDE Razzay's world in book form, maybe it works here too?
4. The cats modified an artifact for her benefit, so it makes perfect sense that this world -- found in the instructions of said book -- is also modified to her benefit. Chill the fuck out, bitch.
5. Horny is clearly already a magical girl here to help Razzay. She's already tried to help her with her Seduction stat.

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>>864230
1

4 seems like a reasonable argument. 1 is also a good point though.

>>864230
If it were a honeypot, and someone went through all this effort to get you here... they'd have to have been in a position to manipulating you into picking up Horny earlier, and then have manipulated you into visiting this world.

Since we (Luner) are not actively engaged in a conspiracy to divert Razzy to prepared, pre-hacked worlds... I'm struggling to think how someone could have pulled that off. Bluntly, Razzy hasn't interacted with anyone else who would be in a position to have manipulated her that way. (There are some advantages to being a recluse).

Loath as I am to discount self protective paranoia, if this world was hacked before we got here, I don't think it was done specifically to target Razzy. It seems much more likely that someone hacked this world for their own purposes and we're now discovering effects of that.

I agree we should be careful, but, well, Maxim 40. "Not all good news is enemy action."

Also, 1. I think Razzy needs emotional support more immediately than she needs a strategic analysis.

Smik 2018/03/20(Tue)22:04 No. 874663 ID: 2474dd
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You explain to Razzay that if nobody liked her, you wouldn't be here. You also point out that because she's been such a recluse it's not very likely that anyone hates her enough to go to the effort of creating such an elaborate trap -- not having friends is not the same as having enemies.

Horny speaks up and reminds her that she likes her too.

You move to bunt her but Razzay just grabs you and hugs you tightly. She doesn't even mind that you have a bit of a boner and it smells like beaver (literal beaver beaver. Which now that you think about it, isn't such a bad thing really. Lisa smells pretty good).

Razzay starts to calm down.

Razzay: Right. Right. Spreading code isn't ... always bad. I mean hell, that's how worlds are created. All a mix of experience, reflection, ideas, dreams, and scientific observations from different sources.

She's still breathing a little heavily. You're pretty sure she's babbling on for her own benefit now.

Razzay: I mean... Horny's not the original Horny. This isn't the original Coxwette...

Susanna: Excuse me?

Razzay: ... so it makes sense that they're all compatible. Yeah. All... the same source.

Razzay sighs.

Razzay: Sorry Luner. Maybe it HAS been too long since I really left home.

She fiddles with her mirror some more.

Razzay: OK... well... so you still wanna look for this blue agate, right? Where did you want to look again?

You can't check the Well, you don't have any equipment to break it open. You also can't check the lake for similar reasons.

A. Resume searching Susanna's ass.
B. Plath house.

WEEEELLL as convenient as it would be to continue searching the ass due to its clear proximity, at this point I do think that the Plath house it more likely to turn up a result.

>>874670
I must reluctantly agree. Snek-spelunking doesn't have good prospects for prospecting.

Smik 2018/04/10(Tue)22:56 No. 878255 ID: 2474dd
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You inform Susanna that you're going to head to the Plath house. Susanna shrugs; she has enough to deal with and frankly the three of you are giving her a headache.

Razzay retorts that because of you three, the town should be pretty safe from the monsters considering one is now just bitching about being jizzed on and other is almost certainly not getting up any time soon.

You get some quick directions from her. The Plath house is pretty easy to find.

Razzay knocks on the door. She knocks again, and shortly afterwards it opens slowly with a creek.

A spider woman pokes her head out suspiciously.

Sophie: Yes?

Razzay: This the Plath house?

Sophie: Yes?

Razzay: Are you a spider?

Sophie: Are you a raccoon?

Razzay: Pft, I am now aren't I. Wait, you're a nurse?

Sophie: Doctor.

Razzay: ... that's... oddly cute and the fact that it's cute is kinda weird.

Sophie: Who are you? Why you here?

Razzay: I'm RAZZAY, the WICKED AND POWERFUL. A witch. This is my familiar, Luner and this is Horny Futa who is amazing at sex.

Sophie looks over at you and her eyes all widen upon realizing you're naked. She tries to close the door but it seems to stick. Razzay looks over her shoulder at you a winks as Sophie struggles with it.

Razzay: Door's not gonna close 'till I want it to. I told you, I'm a witch. We're here to get some BLUE AGATE. You know where that shit is?

Sophie looks understandably panicked that some lunatic claiming to be a witch is attempting to invade a sick person's house. You should probably suggest something to Razzay.

What do you suggest?

A. OFFER to help: Tell Sophie that Razzay can help Ramona by getting her some booze. Don't confirm/deny Razzay's witchdom.
B. Back up Razzay and appear KNOWING: Recap the events up until this point starting from Chuck's sudden arrival until now. This should bring Razzay up to speed too, then ask her if she can magic up some booze.
C. Be OMINOUS by telling Sophie that you know she's slept with Chuck, about Sally's condom incident, and that Ramona needs booze now so she should behave before you have to spill some other secrets.
D. Be DIRECT and just tell Razzay to magic up some booze to help Ramona.

B.

I see a lot of options for magic-ing up booze, could we magic up a cure for withdrawal instead?

A. Being friendly and offering to help (booze or anti booze or not) seems right.

>>878255
E.
"Hey, Razzay, can you remove an addiction? Cure the withdrawal by curing the need?"

Smik 2018/04/25(Wed)20:11 No. 880742 ID: 2474dd
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>>878474
"Hey, Razzay, can you remove an addiction? Cure the withdrawal by curing the need?"

Razzay speaks with you telepathically.

Razzay: OK, so real talk here -- but you can't magically cure an addiction without wrecking the patient. The addiction itself fuck'n dominates the patient physically, psychologically and spiritually -- and addiction's like a fuck'n cancer, if you don't get rid of it all it comes back.

To cut the addiction out of her I'd have to fuck'n hack her HARD, and if she's just some dollar store rip-off of the original, chances are she won't survive it. Not to mention ol' Harold Pal would have a word or two with me.

It wrecks real people too. If the person's not strong enough to fight the addiction, I have to fuck'n mind-rape them to do it for them. It's as fucking bad as it sounds.

Actual fucking cancer is easier to cure magically than addiction. And before you ask -- no, cancer isn't something I can cure easily either, but at least you never have to mind-rape anyone to do it.

I know it sounds blasphemous but water-to-wine isn't actually too hard to pull off. I basically pull a Schrodinger's cat hack which Harold Pal either won't detect or shouldn't object to. I don't even need water as long as the bottle's opaque enough. I don't LIKE doing that trick because the implications scare the fuck outta me, but we kinda need it right now, right?

Otherwise I can pull a bottle out of hammer space, but it's more costly, obvious and might draw Pal's attention.

What do you suggest?

A. Offer to help: Have Razzay do her WATER-TO-WINE trick for Sophie.

B. Offer to help and risk Pal's ire: Have Razzay pull a bottle of booze out from HAMMERSPACE.

C. Be OMINOUS by telling Sophie that you know she's slept with Chuck, about Sally's condom incident, and that Ramona needs booze now so she should behave before you have to spill some other secrets.

D. Some other plan?

>>880742
Well, that's shit.

Sure, A.

Can you magic up some microbes that'll survive in Ramona's bloodstream, synthesizing enough ethanol while they're in there to fend off withdrawal but not give her any more than a mild buzz?

>>880787
Sounds like a potentially good idea maybe add them to the alcohol when you do A for easy access to the body. Their is also creating a microbe that converts the hosts starch intake into alcohol during the digestion process (these actually exist and have been documented, people have eaten nothing but bread with this condition and still ended up intoxicated).
Either way I choose option A.

How hard is it to magic up some LSD? Don't even need enough to hallucenate to knock alcohol withdrawal out.

>>880742
A then, I guess.

Smik 2018/06/18(Mon)15:27 No. 889298 ID: 2474dd
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>>880787
Razzay: What? Fuck. No. You don't know what you're talking about when it comes to magic.

>>880822
Razzay: Fuck NO.

Razzay glares at you, and then pushes you over, yanks up your tail and then... somehow... yanks a bottle of wine out of your ass.

You felt something but nothing like ACTUALLY removing a bottle out of your ass (that would accompany much screaming) so it's clearly more a show.

Razzay: Boom. Wine.

Sophie is surprised and astounded but her face is not of one who is impressed.

Razzay rolls her eyes and pops the top, then takes a sip.

Razzay: See? It's fine. Just don't think about where it came from.

She hands the bottle to Sophie, who suspiciously takes a sniff and then a small sip.

Sophie: ... Yes, is wine. Wait here.

Smik 2018/06/18(Mon)15:40 No. 889305 ID: 2474dd
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Razzay taps her foot impatiently. Eventually Ramona emerges, holding a glass of wine.

Ramona: I don't mean to be rude, but who and what are you and why do you want BLUE AGATE?

Razzay huffs.

Razzay: I AM GUYBRUSH THREEPWOOD, A MIGHTY PIRATE!!

Ramona stares at her.

Razzay: I feel like him right now with all the fucking intros I've been doing. Seriously, I'm Razzay the Wicked and Powerful. I'm a witch. I fuck up monsters with a feline familiar who is sometimes awesome and sometimes stupid as shit. This is Horny, the Wickedly Sexy-Talented Futa. We are here to ... well...

Razzay turns to you and speaks to you via spirit channel.

Razzay: I wonder if I'm out of my fucking mind asking you, but what SHOULD we tell her?

A. Tell her you need the BLUE AGATE to kill the reverends once and for all.
B. Tell her you need the BLUE AGATE to revive NELSON PLATH and fix Coxwette.
C. Tell her you sort of need BLUE AGATE but really need to find Chuck.
D. Tell her you've changed your mind and are here for sexy times.

>>889305
B.

>>889305
All of the above!

A or C.

>>889305
C

Smik 2018/08/11(Sat)23:26 No. 896842 ID: 2474dd
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Razzay: OK well we sort of need the Blue Agate because your fuck-up mayor might have some sort of way to revive Nelson Plath and have him fix his shit... but really we need to find Chuck.

Smik 2018/08/12(Sun)01:16 No. 896846 ID: 2474dd
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Ramona is not very impressed. She fixes the lot of you with a very critical eye.

Ramona: Chuck's past isn't completely unknown to me but I'm pretty sure he would have mentioned meeting anyone as odd as you three.

Razzay: Well it's not like he actually knows any of us, we wanna make him a proposition.

Ramona: I don't think Chuck would be interested.

Razzay: Yeah well... why don't you let him make that decision?

Ramona thinks for a moment.

Ramona: Well if you're very keen on seeing him, I'm afraid you're going to have to find your way to Davey's Farm. He went there to ask Davey for help for me.

Razzay sighs.

Razzay: Well you're WELCOME for the fuck'n wine then.

She glances at you.

What do you think, Furball? Should we go after Chuck or just wait for him to come to us?

A. Go after Chuck.
B. Wait for Chuck here.
C. Something else?

Smik 2018/09/20(Thu)19:27 No. 902567 ID: 2474dd
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Razzay freezes in her tracks.

Razzy: Did you feel that?

You... did feel a little something. It was like a lapse in concentration. Things seem to jump.

Horny: What happened?

Razzay closes her eyes. She's reading code.

Razzy: Snanal happened.

"No it hasn't, not until we..."

Razzy interrupts you: No, in the REAL Coxwette. This place is destabilizing.

"Chuck actually got snanal in Coxwette? So this place is what, crashing? I'm not sure which is more unbelievable, Chuck actually getting snanal or his getting snanal is making fake Coxwette crash,"

You sure it isnt going to just toss you into limbo till it validates itself with the master timeline and then reinsert you?

>>902567
So can we stabilize this place, or do we run for our lives now?

Do we need to sync up the universe by hurrying up and making snanal happen here before it's too late?

>>902707
It might be more of an automated thingy where the copy just overwrites the entirety of the world with the original and then reinserts our guys. Everyone native to this copy will probably lose their memories and we will have to start over in this world.

Smik 2018/10/02(Tue)12:41 No. 904522 ID: 2474dd
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Razzay doesn't explain -- she just barks some orders for you and Horny to follow her back to the Mayor's office.

Once there, she bursts through the door pulls a still naked and relaxed Lisa to her feet.

Razzay: C'mon Lisa move your fuck'n ass!

Lisa: Wha? Why?!

Razzay: No time to explain! I can save ONE person here and I choose you!

Lisa begins to object as Razzay pulls her to her feet and begins to drag her towards the door. She makes poor progress until Horny gives her a good push from behind.

Despite her urgency, you're as confused as Lisa -- you're not aware of much cracking in the world other than Razzay's brief flicker. Maybe she's more sensitive to things that you are? Regardless, you all leave by the door...

Smik 2018/10/02(Tue)13:12 No. 904528 ID: 2474dd
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And back into Razzay's World.

You experience a sickening sense of vertigo as you shift from your bipedal form back into your cat body.

Lisa has changed. She's less a beaveress and more... beaver-inspired? Still, the scent of vanilla wafts through the air as she looks about in a panic.

Lisa: What's going on? What happened here!?

Something else dawns on her.

Lisa: Why aren't you a raccoon? Why aren't you a goat?

Something else dawns on her again as she glances at you.

Lisa: Oh God what did I just fuck?

She looks down at herself.

Lisa: Oh God, what am I?!

Razzay strokes Lisa's hair and the beaver-girl becomes quiet and still.

Razzay: Soooooo..... yeah. Lisa is kinda a mess right now. She's worked with Susie enough to know magic exists, but not to the extend of crossroads and witches and shit and since that version of Coxwette crashed she doesn't have much of a way to adapt either.

"So... what's with Lisa now? Can't we just go back and fix her?"

Razzay shakes her head.

Razzay: That version of Coxwette is GONE. Yeah, it could be fixed... but you'd need a really good hacker and writer to do the job. And this isn't the real Lisa. She's a great simulation but this Lisa is like, someone on the outside looking at her. There's lots of bits missing from her.

Horny ponders this.

Horny: So ... am I a fake version of Horny Futa?

Razzay cringes.

Razzay: ... sort of? But you're really adaptable so now you're basically your own person? You're better off than the original Horny Futa, her world is suspended if I'm reading this all correctly from my book.

Horny shrugs.

Horny: Eh, whatever.

Razzay looks back at the now frozen Lisa.

Razzay: Anyhow, this version of Lisa isn't as adaptable. I'm going to have to hack her a little. If I fuck with her character too much she could crash just like the rest of Not-Coxwette. But a little code insert from one of us should do the job.

"Code insert?" you ask. "Are we in the Matrix now?"

Razzay: Sorta? Look furball, basically what I'm doing here is ... fleshing out this parody of Lisa. After awhile she'll basically adapt and become her own person.

"wat"

Razzay: She's like Pinocchio, we just need some finishing touches so she can be a real girl. I need to either give her a bit of Horny or a bit of myself and she'll be good to go. If I give her some of Horny she'll probably give less fucks and... I dunno, fuck'n have that SEXUAL system? If I give her some of me, she'll be more like those nerdy witch girls I used to fuck back in college. Both should keep her stable.

What do you suggest?

A. Give her some of Horny Futa.
B. Give her some of Razzay.
C. Something else?

I'd say ask her opinion, but that would only apply if she remembers what reality looks like.

B.

>Horny: So ... am I a fake version of Horny Futa?
If we go with the Narnia onion of realness model, we're all fake versions of some realer truth!

>What do you suggest?
B, I think. Nerdy seems more true to who she is than gives-no-fucks, and pragmatically, we could probably use another person with witchy tendencies for this adventure.

Adding some of us just seems a bad idea. Either that would be bad for her mental health, or we'd just turn her into a protagonist, which would just get messy when we already have one.

>>904528

Oh jfc, kill it with fire!!

---

Ahem, anyway, i say we put in a requisition for a Nem insert.

C: Control+V the code you'd need from someone who was basically in the real Lisa's shoes. (IE: a secretarial type who worked for someone a bit mental)

Namely: Holly from Fen quest.

>>904528
B would be better.

Smik 2018/11/17(Sat)00:23 No. 910971 ID: 2474dd
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>>906285
>Ahem, anyway, i say we put in a requisition for a Nem insert.

Razzay: Nem? NEM?! There's no fucking way I'm going to put that cunt of a cunt into Lisa. She's going to be my fucking Sailor Scout.

Smik 2018/11/17(Sat)00:36 No. 910974 ID: 2474dd
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Razzay: ... Sailor Scout. Lisa reminds me a bit of Sailor Mercury. I could pretty easily mix up a reasonable Sailor Mercury Lisa, with a bit of my memories of the chubby nerd girls I used to bang in college. I'd love to have a chubby Sailor Mercury. I love Sailor Moon but all the same face/same body wore on me. Chubby girls are soft n' cuddly.

Shoot, if that's an option, sure. Didn't know you could be that specific about applying bits of you to her code. That should make things easier down the road when we are actually doing the sailor scout thing, right?

I haven't seen sailor moon since I was ten or so and it was the heavily edited americanized version, and all I really remember of Mercury's personality is "NERD" (and also "blue" and "bubbles" but those were visual themes).

I was just saying before that nerdy fits her personality better so that will probably work.

Smik 2019/01/08(Tue)13:35 No. 916801 ID: 8d26c4
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Lisa: I'm so confused right now.

Razzay: Eh, it could be worse. You could be arguing with your own inner spirits in public, you could have gotten random jizz in your face, or you could have a horniness penalty.

Lisa: What?

Razzay: You'll probably see soon enough.

Lisa looks at you.

Lisa: Did I fuck a cat?

Razzay: He's not a normal cat.

Lisa: Did I let a cat finish inside me?

Razzay: He's a magical witch's cat.

Horny: I also got to finish inside you.

Lisa: Oh God, please don't let me be pregnant.

Razzay: Oh, you'll be fine. Probably. I mean, that was in Fake Coxwette, now you're in my world, you're probably fine. Like, I'm 95% sure it can't take due to being really fuck'n different species. So anyway, I want you to be my Sailor Mercury.

Lisa: I... what?

Razzay: I'm ... trying a career change from witch to magical girl, basically. Horny Futa here is either gonna be Sailor Venus or Tuxedo Mask, and I want you to be my Sailor Mercury.

Lisa looks confused, and you get the feeling she's just trying to sort out her new implanted memories.

Lisa: Aren't I a little too... big... to be a Sailor Scout?

Razzay: Fuck'n no. Look, just because Sailor Moon's all same-body-same-face doesn't mean my Scouts have to put up with that bullshit. I like you, and you won't hear me doing some uppity bitch snipe comments about your body like Susie does.

Lisa: ... but you're just as thin and beautiful.

Razzay: Yeah but I'm fuck'n smart enough to recognize thicc and beautiful, too.

Lisa: Is that a thing now?

Razzay: I'll introduce you to the fuck'n Internet.

Razzay looks over at you.

Razzay: OK Furball, you got any ideas for my other Scouts?

Open for the time being, but if you're at a loss you can ask for OPTIONS.

Main Character (Kobble Saga, Pudding)
Creep (Eadoo Quest, FlynnMerk)
A random Cyborg with Enhance Knockers (Rollback)

Any Hoodlum character from Hoodie quest.

Btw, Lisa could work out if she feels that strongly about it.

>>916859
(Yes...well, if Lisa felt strongly about it she wouldn't be Lisa, would she?)

>>916864
(but she isnt Lisa-Lisa, she is pirated-Lisa, plus she could change if she wanted to, idk i think it is more important that we just voice that the option is there, not push her one way or the other.)