ArtisanBubblegum 2017/02/02(Thu)13:19 No. 776624 ID: e41ad8
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Location: Unknown

Time: Unknown

Inventory:
- [Empty]
- [Empty]
- [Empty]

"YAAAAAAAAWWWWWnnnnn...."

Where am I?
What Happened?

[2/2]

you are ded. look around, greet spider.

WHY GOOD MORNING, CHARLOTTE!
WONDERFUL WEB YOU HAVE GOING THERE!

I'M DIGGING THE GOOGLY EYED JEAN-HENRI DOODLE ON THE WALL!

COULD YOU PLEASE INFORM ME OF HOW I KNOW WHO THAT IS, AND AS TO WHY I AM YELLING?

>>776624
YOU DIED
but your soul was trapped by hell

ArtisanBubblegum 2017/02/02(Thu)14:02 No. 776644 ID: e41ad8
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>>776627
>>776635
>>776637
Uhhhh, okay, I'm dead, SURE.
And I'm not talking to a spider, especially not one as creepy at that one!

>>776644
Well, I suppose you have a general point in one respect in that 'dead' when you're clearly cognizant and aware of surroundings isn't exactly the general 'idea' of dead.

So maybe you aren't dead, but perhaps just...'spiritually adjusted' or something of the like.

...The spider's markings are pretty interesting, though.

Dare ya to touch it! I dare you.

I DOUBLE DARE YOU

Fine how about you just look for an exit from the room then.

>>776644
Oh come on, it's cute, and it even has a cool tattoo. Give the spider some credit, here.

Oh yeah! We almost forgot to answer your questions!

Where are you? We dunno. Probably in hell or something, honestly.

What happened? A series of poor life choices that ultimately ended with you trying to deep-throat an eldritch abomination.

Didn't end well.

>>776644
Touch the spider! Touchit!

eat the spider for sustenence

>Gibbetty Gib Gibbt D' UNNH
Spider:
1) He is our hero
2) Must stop...
3) Step on Spider!
4) We love you, Spider
5) I promise... not to kill you.

I'm like a 4 or a 5, so far.

Pet the spooder.

ArtisanBubblegum 2017/02/02(Thu)17:02 No. 776714 ID: e41ad8
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>>776676
Ew, NO!

>>776651
>>776655
>>776660
>>776709
>>776712
I'll meet you in the middle, I guess I'll talk to him...

"H-hello Mr. Spider?"

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ArtisanBubblegum 2017/02/02(Thu)17:03 No. 776715 ID: e41ad8
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>>776651
That's Ridiculous!

>>776657
Oh yeah...

>>776653
I appear to be in some kind of jail... In Hell?

[2/2]

>>776715
Apologize to the poor priest you got killed by being too lewd.

>>776714
Is, that spider speak? It buzzes?

>>776715
Hey! No fair! How come you got to keep your clothes when you died, priest guy? (You say, standing in front of your cell, giving him full frontal).

Throw the spider at the priest.

>>776718
Please, no. She already got him killed by being too lewd, he doesn't need her showing her bare form in front of him as well.

You have really long hair, so how 'bout you drape it over your front to cover yourself while speaking to the poor guy. And cover your crotch with a hand too.

Tell him that you know it doesn't even begin to apologize for what you did that got him killed, but you're really, really sorry. You don't know what got into your head to do something so unmitigatedly stupid and lewd. If he's so furious he'll never speak to you, you'll understand. But if he can muster enough forgiveness to work together then maybe the both of you can get out of here.

And to the spider, tell it that you don't understand what it is telling you. Perhaps it could spin some silk for letters to spell it out for you?

>I appear to be in some kind of jail... In Hell?
Perhaps not Hell but Purgatory? Or possibly Hell's intake cells, like a jail has.

ArtisanBubblegum 2017/02/02(Thu)21:04 No. 776813 ID: e41ad8
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>>776724
Ew, Gross! I already told you I'm not touching the spider.
Plus, he's still swinging around like crazy...

>>776716
>>776788
Awww, now I feel bad...
>>776718
Never mind.
"HEY YA BUTT! HOW COME YOU GOT TO KEEP YOUR CLOTHES!?!?"

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ArtisanBubblegum 2017/02/02(Thu)21:05 No. 776814 ID: e41ad8
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...

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ArtisanBubblegum 2017/02/02(Thu)21:06 No. 776815 ID: e41ad8
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Looks like he ain't waking up.
And what's up with that symbol on his chest?
Isn't that the same thing you told me to draw on my bedroom wall?

[3/3]

You're not bad looking, for no tits, you know.

>And what's up with that symbol on his chest?
It's a pentagram. It's an occult symbol? Kind of rubbing it in to inscribe that on a dead priest. Maybe it's to seal his holy powers so he can't just blast out of hell?

>what do
Might as well check if someone left the door unlocked.

Failing that, search your cell. See if you have anything to work with besides the spider that's apparently still spazzing out. (Come on, haven't you seen a naked gal before? You're embarrassing yourself).

>Carpet doesn't match the drapes.

The metaphysics are very convoluted, but the end result is that you should try to be silly at all costs, because it will make Hell itself sillier and more survivable.

Try not to be lustful or wrathful, because it will be used against you.

His is right side up. Yours was upside Down.
Also, you don't need cloths here. It's plenty warm.
Besides, it's about time people came to appreciate your beauty, isn't it?

>>776815
That's a pentacle, a symbol which the spirit draws upon to energize magical spells and rituals. And it's got a point up, so it's probably clean of the satanist significance normally assigned to point-down pentagrams.

And hey, the tentacle thing that killed you also killed him, and the enemy of my enemy is my friend, right? While asleep he's no big deal, and you can probably get some help once he wakes up.

Until then though, that spider seems talkative! See if it can carry on a conversation or if it just keeps accusing you of being a witness to something.

Meditate

Well geeze, you are gonna be king of the lust circle of hell, so you should get out of here and go there in order to begin your ascension to queen of lusttown. You've got not tits so it shouldn't be too hard to squeeze through those bars.

>>776943
she has great hips though.

ArtisanBubblegum 2017/02/03(Fri)21:57 No. 777027 ID: e41ad8
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>>776916
Why?

>>776821
It's not locked...

>>776900
It's not my fault I have Heterochromia...

>>776902
>>776976
>>776821
>>776943
Aww, thanks!

>>777027
Why meditate? I don't know, but we were told to meditate in chapter 4 at the end of chapter 3. We don't have to do it now, but eventually before this chapter is over.

Walk up to the priest's cell, open it, and calmly slap that guy's face as hard as you can to wake him.

>>777027
Actually, before you do >>777030, maybe you could take a looksee as to what's leaking out of that one cell? It seems it's not just you two...

Be careful not to step in it, and move quietly. Your other neighbor, judging by the claws, may not exactly be of the polite sort.

Go to the Toylett and see if you can use the mirror to knock out that cowlick

look in other cells to see who your neighbors were.

Enslave the priest with your womanly charms.

talk to other prisoners, if they are cool then stage prison break.

>>777036
Makes the most sense.

ArtisanBubblegum 2017/02/04(Sat)19:55 No. 777214 ID: e41ad8
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>>777031
That looks Familiar.

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ArtisanBubblegum 2017/02/04(Sat)19:55 No. 777215 ID: e41ad8
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>>777036
>>777052
>>777054
I don't think he'll do much talking anytime soon...

[2/3]

ArtisanBubblegum 2017/02/04(Sat)19:56 No. 777216 ID: e41ad8
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>>777030
>>777047
His cell is locked.
As are the other two cells.

>>777035
I'm not seeing any mirror here.
I don't think it's noticed me yet, what should I do?

[3/3]

>>777215
Hey, sweet, free sword! Is that cell unlocked?

Go check on the priest?

>>777216
Run up and push the demon through the window-wait he has wings he can fly. Smash his head with the bucket first.

He is in the perfect position for a surprise blowjob.

wait, he has a note.

>>777223
Yes he is.
ENGAGE IN THE SURPRISE SEX

Get ye sword

Now now... surprise blow jobs are all well and good, but they're hardly a proper first impression. Perhaps read see if you can read the demon's (or is it an imp?) note over its shoulder. Give a smile and say hi if it notices. No need to be rude. ...those other options can be kept on the back burner.

GIVE EM AN OL' ONE-TWO WITH THE BLOWJOB

MAKE LIKE RANDY ORTON AND DO AN RKO OUT OF NOWHERE, EXCEPT RANDY IS YOUR MOUTH

Maybe we should ask it before we give it a blowjob

Actually, I'm of the mind of leaving it alone for now...I'm worried that Imp can still easily do something to us.

If we're going to talk to it, we can at least be polite.

ArtisanBubblegum 2017/02/05(Sun)21:53 No. 777562 ID: e41ad8
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>>777217
>>777326
I already said told you the Cell with the Sword, the Cell with the Butt Plug, and the Cell with the Priest are locked.

>>777223
>>777293
>>777337
As much as I would like to give him a blowjob, he's a she. And from the way she's sitting, I wouldn't be able to reach much anyway.

[1/3]

ArtisanBubblegum 2017/02/05(Sun)21:53 No. 777563 ID: e41ad8
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>>777328
She has a letter.

[2/3]

ArtisanBubblegum 2017/02/05(Sun)21:54 No. 777564 ID: e41ad8
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What should I do now?

[3/3]

Huh. So... she doesn't really seem to care that you're there, does she? Didn't react at all?

Is she even a person, or just some kind of statue?

There is a very good chance that you are in the bathroom.

She has a bit of a thousand yard stare, huh? Well the letter's probably not important. Make a paper airplane and see how far you can make it fly out the window.

>>777564
Looks like she's also got a note.

>>777564
Ask for a lift so you can get the keys.

Drawing stuff appears to make it... Real?
I'm Guessing W means water or liquid, and the note means sound or sensory, while the little line underneath means drain, while without the line it means create, like in the buttplug room.

Can you "Pull" That dick off the wall?

>>777564
Good question. This place really seems to run on abstract logic, it looks like...but yeah, those two W's have to be linked, at least.

I have to admit I'm a bit baffled at the moment, on the whole, though. I suppose try >>777580, then regardless of the result, maybe get out of there so whenever they DO wake up (if they ever do), they won't spot you so quickly.

>>777564
climb her and get the keys above the window.

what's pass the window?

>>777591
Seconded, if it wakes up we can seduce it or shove it out the window

>>777591
We might need to take the bucket along too. Demon+Bucket+ Cherrie = keygrab?

I think we still haven't gone to the "BAWZ" room yet.

>>777564
seem to be near a toilet. There are some keys above us. I wonder if we sing a little, if anything will happen.

Otherwise we might try climbing the demon to get the keys.

ArtisanBubblegum 2017/02/12(Sun)01:25 No. 778930 ID: e41ad8
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>Inspect Demon
She doesn't seem to react to whatever I do...

>Paper Airplane
Her Grip is too strong, and I don't want to rip the only peace of paper around.
(Especially not, considering where we are!)

>Climb Demon
>KeyGrab
This is harder than it looks.

Inventory:
- Key Ring
- Note Key
- Generic Key x 4
-Empty
-Empty

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ArtisanBubblegum 2017/02/12(Sun)01:26 No. 778932 ID: e41ad8
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>Look Outside
Sand and Birds.
Oh, That cloud looks like a Turtle! <3

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ArtisanBubblegum 2017/02/12(Sun)01:29 No. 778934 ID: e41ad8
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>Grab Chalk Dick
We have smudged a Beautiful Peace of Art...
(-1 Morality)

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ArtisanBubblegum 2017/02/12(Sun)01:31 No. 778935 ID: e41ad8
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>BucketGrab
the bottom was dented up, making it easy to wear as a hat.

Equipment:
- Helm: Bucket (+1 Armor; Poor Condition; Still functions as a bucket)
- Clothes: Naked (+1 Lewd)

[4/4]

Ooh, we have a morality index now. Neat!
Also, there is a gold key under the bucket. Grab that shit.

>>778935
First thing's first. Collect lube in the bucket from the fountain room.

use keys on cells. obtain sword, lube, plug, and priest.

>>778985
Priest can stay in there.

>>778985
What's the point of keys unless you get free stuff?

>>778988
That's not how you get OUT of hell.

>>778999
Who want's out?

>>778934
Wouldn't removing graffiti be plus morality? (Well I guess it would be silly to assume you've got anything like a lawful alignment, so maybe not).

>>778935
There's another key in the corner there. Geddit.

Go try keys on locked cells, see if any work.

>>778935
grab that last key in the corner. And then grab your tits.

time to get swords and butt plugs

ArtisanBubblegum 2017/02/26(Sun)17:00 No. 783205 ID: e41ad8
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>Grab that gold Key from where the bucket was!
There isn't any key there...

>Grab Tits!
That didn't helped, although it did feel good.
(+1 Lewd)

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ArtisanBubblegum 2017/02/26(Sun)17:02 No. 783206 ID: e41ad8
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>Butt Plug Cell Open!
>Butt Plug Grab!
... SIMBA!

>Fill Bucket with Butt Plug Juice.
(Skill Activate: Armor Crafting)
(Combining: Bucket Helm and +1 Self Lubricating Butt Plug)
(Crafted: Bucket Helm with a +1 Self Lubricating Butt Plug inside)

Equipment:
- Helm: Bucket Helm with a +1 Self Lubricating Butt Plug inside (+1 Armor; Poor Condition; Full of Magic Lube; Free Automatic Refills)
- Clothes: Naked (+1 Lewd)

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ArtisanBubblegum 2017/02/26(Sun)17:03 No. 783208 ID: e41ad8
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>Priest Grab!
Priest: "You! I recognize you!"
Cherrie: "I uhhh..."
Priest: "You're that Temptress that got me killed!"
Cherrie: "Sorry, I just wanted to get a blessing from a Non-Denominational Deity for an Offthahoooq Party..."
Priest: "First of all that's one of the dumbest things I've ever heard, second GET ME OUT OF HERE!"
>Priest Cell Open!

I let him out and he seems to calm down.

(The Priest Joins the Party!)

Priest Equipment:
- Clothes: Priest Robe (+1 Holy; Okay Condition; Pentagram Mark from unknown Source on the front.)

Priest Inventory:
- Unknown

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ArtisanBubblegum 2017/02/26(Sun)17:04 No. 783209 ID: e41ad8
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>Sword Cell Open!
The Priest walks in and picks up the sword.
I don't know the first thing about swords, So I'll let him keep it.
(Awkward Silence)
(+1 Team Bonding)

[4/4]

>>783205
It moved! It jumped up to the hook above the immobile paper reader.

>>783209
Everyone knows the first thing you do when you get a new party member is unequip all their stuff and try it on yourself.

Ask the priest why he was meditating when there was a monster about to kill him. Kind of left him defenseless there.

ArtisanBubblegum 2017/02/26(Sun)17:37 No. 783217 ID: e41ad8
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>Unequip Priest!
Cherrie: "Would you mind stripping so I can wear your things?"
Priest: "What? No, then I would be naked. That's a dumb Idea, You're dumb for having that Idea."

>Ask why he was meditating.
Cherrie: "Why where you meditating rather than running for you life back at the church? It kinda seems like your death was more your fault than mine."
Priest: "Because I needed to strengthen my link with God so that I could send that demon back to hell. But thanks to your temptress ways, My link was broken and my Divine Protection was dropped giving the Demon all the opportunity it needed to kill me. All of this could have been avoided if you hadn't walked into that Ominous Church. Who even does that? 'Oh Look!, an Ominous Church, I sure would like to explore that obviously dangerous place!'"

We were raised to not discriminate against religious folks just because they were a little bit ominous.

That gold key isn't nailed down, and can teleport, so that's like 3 reasons we want it.

>>783217
If everything could have been ruined by one person walking in at the wrong time why didn't you put out a "closed for fumigation" sign or something to scare people off?

I mean, normally churches are kind of supposed to be places anyone can walk into, ominous or no. Aren't gothic churches supposed to be ominous to scare off evil? I thought that was how they worked.

invite priest to examine immobile note looker.

Insert buttplug.

Wash pentagram symbol off the priest with buttplug juice.

See if there is a way you can use the lube to increase "team bonding". You two need to be close if you plan to work as a team and get out of there.

>>783298
No, it's a nice piece of art.

>>783217
Alright show the Priest that demon that's in the way of the only apparent exit.

ask if he could tear off the sleeves of his robe so he'd look like a cool battle-priest, and we could try to fashion it into an improvised skirt or something.

>>783659
yes. With sleeves we can obtain a much classier micro mini skirt and tube top, in lavish purple. Very in this season in hell.

>>783220
>>783218
Combo these super good

ArtisanBubblegum 2017/03/17(Fri)14:35 No. 788209 ID: 7cbd5e
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>I was raised better + What about Gothic Churches
Priest: "Ah, I know that look. You're about to go off on some kind of tangent about how 'you where raised better' or 'aren't churches supposed to be open to the public?'."
Cherrie: "Uh..."
Priest: "Shut up." "As much as I would like to tell you how you're wrong, we're in hell, and we don't got the time to argue over who's fault is what."
Cherrie: "O-okay."
Priest: "Great, follow me."

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ArtisanBubblegum 2017/03/17(Fri)14:39 No. 788210 ID: 7cbd5e
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>Go to Demon
Priest: "DEMON! HIDE!"
Cherrie: "She doesn't move at all, she's practically a statue."
Priest: "It's probably a trap."
Cherrie: "I used her as a ladder, if it where a trap she would have done something by now."
Priest: "Hmmmm... I still don't trust it."

[2/7]

ArtisanBubblegum 2017/03/17(Fri)14:41 No. 788212 ID: 7cbd5e
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>Use Butt Plug Juice to do "Team Bonding" (Seduce Priest)
Cherrie: "Whatever it is, I"m sure a Big, Strong Priest like you could handle it."
Priest: "Well, I am pretty Great... But I've never actually fought a demon before."
Cherrie: "You're in luck, because I've read tons of stories about fighting demons."

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ArtisanBubblegum 2017/03/17(Fri)14:48 No. 788216 ID: 7cbd5e
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>ENGAGE BATTLE PRIEST MODE!
Cherrie: "First you have to look the part, tear those sleeves off."
Priest: "Do I have to? It's kinda a HUGE hassle to repla--"
Cherrie: "Of course you have to! Do you want my SAGE advice or not???"
Priest: "... Fine, I'll try it."
Cherrie: "Great, I'll hold onto those."
(BATTLE PRIEST MODE ENGAGED!)
Cherrie: "Next you have to state your name and purpose before you fight the demon."
Cherrie: "This is the part where the tentacles usually come in, but I didn't see any on this demon so you should be fine."
Priest: "I don't have a good feeling about this..."
Cherrie: "You'll be fine. And when you get back, I'll have a treat for you" (Rolling to Wink: Fail) *Seductive Blink*
Priest & Cherrie: *Awkward Silence*

[4/7]

ArtisanBubblegum 2017/03/17(Fri)14:49 No. 788219 ID: 7cbd5e
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(DAY SWORD ACTIVATE!)

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ArtisanBubblegum 2017/03/17(Fri)14:50 No. 788220 ID: 7cbd5e
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[6/7]

ArtisanBubblegum 2017/03/17(Fri)14:55 No. 788222 ID: 7cbd5e
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>Make Micro-Mini Skirt and Tube Top
(Skill Activate: Armor Crafting)
(Tailoring: Priest Robe Sleeves)
(Crafted: Micro-Mini Skirt and Tube Top)

Equipment:
- Helm: Bucket Helm with a +1 Self Lubricating Butt Plug inside (+1 Armor; Poor Condition; Full of Magic Lube; Free Automatic Refills)
- Clothes: Micro-Mini Skirt and Tube Top (+2 Lewd) (+1 Divine Armor)

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>>788220
Well that seemed to work fine. Can we actually escape through the window though? Looks like a sheer drop.

>>788222
Cool, clothes get.

>>788220
Did she react to the attack, or even take damage?

Wander over to the baws.

Check out the window to see if that demon is okay.

did he get a level for demon slaying?

>>789456
He shouldve. Also yes we are hawt.

>>788222

Equip buttplug who knows what's gonna try to get up in there

>>790608
Yes. This is a good plan and in no way going to cause problems.

Now you need to get the gold key.

ArtisanBubblegum 2017/03/31(Fri)19:07 No. 792108 ID: 7cbd5e
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> Gold Key Get!
Priest: "Oh, another one."
> How's the Demon?
Cherrie: "Did you kill the demon??"
Priest: "It felt like I stabbed through her but there isn't any blood. Even if she did survive, it'll take her a long time to climb back up."

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ArtisanBubblegum 2017/03/31(Fri)19:11 No. 792111 ID: 7cbd5e
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> Demon Slayer Level Up!
Cherrie: Level? You mean like in a game?
> Dis-assemble Bucket Helm with a +1 Self Lubricating Butt Plug inside to equip Bucket Helm and +1 Self lubricating Butt Plug
Cherrie: But he's watching me now, I'd die of embarrassment!

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ArtisanBubblegum 2017/03/31(Fri)19:14 No. 792115 ID: 7cbd5e
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> Wander on over to Baws
Cherrie: I don't know about any Baws area, but here's what the Bawz Sign is pointing to.

Cherrie and Priest: "Weird..."
Cherrie and Priest: "123NOTIT!"

[3/3]

>>792115
Touch it.

"Jinx
double jinx
triple jinx
owe me a soda jinx"

touch it.

Okay, if this is a demon that's on fire or made of fire we should be ready to use the bucket 'o lube as a weapon against it. Otherwise, I'm pretty sure we're not ready to face a bawz without defined teamwork and maybe a bit more combat grinding to level up first.

just go in and fight it.

>>792115
Tell the priest to start his divine spell thing and be ready.
Then open the door so he can blast everything in there with it.

If this place is like a game, you should go check the toilets for supplies before fighting the bawz.

Kick your way into the Bawz room like an action movie hero would.

ArtisanBubblegum 2017/05/08(Mon)12:30 No. 800495 ID: 4600be
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>Check Toilets for Supplies, like in a game
>Combat Grinding, Level Ups
I don't think Hell operates under Video Game Logic...

>Might not be strong enough for a Bawz yet
The only other place to explore looks like a locked door.

Priest: "This must be what those keys are for. If we include the Two I already have, that leaves only 1 left for us to find."
Cherrie: "Let's hold onto them for now, just in case."

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ArtisanBubblegum 2017/05/08(Mon)12:44 No. 800496 ID: 4600be
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>Charge up Divine Magics
Cherrie: "Hey, charge up your Divine Magics before we go in there."
Priest: "My connection with God has been weakened since we're in Hell. I'd need some other source of Divine Energy or some way of strengthening my connection before I can access any of my Divine Magics."
Priest: "On a side note, don't assume I have Divine Magics just cause I'm a Priest, that's classist."

>Ready Action to Throw Bucket Helm with a +1 Self Lubricating Butt Plug Inside at Fire Demons.
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ArtisanBubblegum 2017/05/08(Mon)12:46 No. 800497 ID: 4600be
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>KICK IN BAWZ ROOM DOOR LIKE AN ACTION HERO!
AW man! That was soooo cool the way I kicked that Door down, I was like Blam and the door went flying across the room, and we sauntered in like a couple of bad asses on a mission and we aint messing around. That was probably the coolest thing that I've ever done, it sure would be awful if there was some kind of log of our exploits and this one moment got left out. That would just be the pits!

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ArtisanBubblegum 2017/05/08(Mon)13:13 No. 800515 ID: 4600be
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Cherrie: "How the HELL did he sleep through that?!?!"
Priest: "Careful, it's probably a trap. Back at the academy we where taught that demons are some of the wiliest and most cunning creatures anywhere--"
Bawz: *SNORE*

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Hey, sorry I've been gone so long!
I'm not the most reliable guy around, I tend to go off on tangents and forget about every else.
And then when I come back to old projects, The hardest part, at least for me, is how to I excuse my long absence. I feel like I owe an explanation, and when there isn't a good one to give. It's easier to just give up on it, and walk away.
But I really like Tit's Quest and I don't want to give up on it just cause I was gone for a while.
So, I'm not gonna give any excuses, I was gone and now I'm back. If that ain't good enough for ya, then Tough.
And I'm not gonna Lie, I'll probably have long unexplained absences again in the future.
I'm not getting paid to do this, I'm doing this cause it's fun and I've got time to work on this.
Sorry If any of that sounded preachy, I just felt like I needed to lay that out there.
Everybody that's still with me, Thank You! A Quest without it's players, is just a Story.

>>800515
Well, you just need a key. Look around. Maybe look under the covers?

>>800515
Cute! You should look under Bawz's pillow for the key and also leave a present

>>800521
This is too cute to not attempt.

>>800496
That wasn't an assumption! I saw you doing a magic thing in that church before we got tentacle killed!

>>800521
Yes, do this.

Pfff, don't worry. Unexplained long hiatuses are practically a genre requirement.

>>800515
The priest is holy. Holy bukkake in his face. While he is at that, you lube up the floor so he slips and falls, then its on to the stabbing to steal his devil dick. for science.

How do we know that this thing sleeping isn't its form of attacking you or defending itself? Demons are really weird.

Look for the key everywhere but near the bawz. with luck it won't be under it, but I suspect it's under the bawz. Also, the bawz will either wake up when you get near, or put you to sleep when you get near.

Prank time! Take that liquid filled bucket on your head, and put the demon's hand in it while he sleeps. The results will be hilarious.

>>800521
I like this idea.

It may be a bit late to mention, but you should check out the pentagram on the priest's shirt, and see if you can wipe it off with some lube or something.
Also lube yourself up first before approaching the bawz. That way if he tries to grab you, you'll slip free.